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  • Interesting Black & White Photos of Daily Life in Sicily, Italy in 1959

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    John VE
    19 Sep 2014 | 12:23 am
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  • Prescription Drug Name or Disney Character?

    Barb Best
    Barb Best
    17 Sep 2014 | 1:17 pm
    What’s in a name? In a prescription drug name? Drug companies sell directly to the consumer/patient/poor schlub like me via TV commercials. Doctors now take prescription requests. “Doc, I saw this snazzy, sexy ad for “Beallus” that was shot on the beach in Hawaii. God, I’m in pain. I’d like to try some of that! […] The post Prescription Drug Name or Disney Character? appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Even Worse FDA Cigarette Warnings

    CollegeHumor: Videos
    18 Sep 2014 | 10:25 am
    All packs now come with a cancer patient.
  • The 7 Types Of Customers That Retail Assistants Dread

    I Hate Working In Retail
    Mbeddau
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:30 pm
    Employee Of The Month I am of the assertion that anybody has worked in retail for any amount of time can quickly and easily reel off multiple anecdotes of the most worryingly stupid kind. A personal favourite of mine was when a woman asked a colleague of mine if we sold fresh air. (Only to then say she meant air freshener and continue to look slightly angry at the initial reaction to her question.) Although I’m unsure as to whether its purely the ridiculousness of some questions or being at work for eight straight hours that makes these people and their behaviour so damn annoying, the fact…
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    Mitesh Asher
    16 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
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    The Bloggess

  • “CAT WATERBEDS FOR EVERYONE!” (would probably be my catchphrase.)

    thebloggess
    19 Sep 2014 | 11:04 am
    This week I was contacted about possibly being next year’s Ziploc spokesperson for upcoming new products.  They were very sweet and asked what my fees would be if I was selected and so I quickly responded in the most professional way possible by clarifying that if the “new products” they’re offering include home-made waterbeds for cat then I expect royalties, because I invented those years ago. The rest of my response: I’m almost certain this would be a bad idea so I’m in, but only if Ziploc meets these conditions: 1) My fee of $100,000, or $200,000…
  • “Simmer down now” ~ Back-up Buddy Bobcat

    thebloggess
    16 Sep 2014 | 12:37 pm
    Conversation at the thrift store: me: Dude.  I think I might need that stuffed bobcat. Victor:  Just keep walking. me:  Look at his paw.  It’s like he’s saying, “YOU GUYS?  TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH, OK?  JUST SIMMER DOWN.” Victor:  Hm. me:  We could carry him around in the trunk and you could pull him out to use as your supportive buddy to help you convince me not to do something stupid. Victor:  I’m fairly certain that buying that bobcat would send the wrong message. Ignore the photobomber on the right. Clerk:  I can give you a huge discount on…
  • Forgive me. I’m only human. Or possibly not even that.

    thebloggess
    14 Sep 2014 | 12:42 pm
    I just tried to leave a comment on someone’s blog, but instead of posting my comment, the blog stopped me and was like, “Not so fast, you.  Are you even human?“ Is this really a problem?  Are there a lot of houseplants and robots trying to leave comments on blogs?  Also, what does this even mean?  Why ask if I’m a human and then give me a weird photo of a wall?  I assumed I was supposed to write the calligraphy on the wall, but when I wrote “B O” it said I wasn’t a human, which is ridiculous because if there’s one thing that humans are…
  • Your essence is DELICIOUS.

    thebloggess
    11 Sep 2014 | 4:01 pm
    Conversation at an estate sale filled with extremely questionable things: Me:  I’m pretty sure I need this doll. It’s like that song “Eyes Without a Face,” except just the opposite. Victor:  Nope.  Nope.  Nope.  All of my nopes. me:  Sir, how much is the doll with no eyeballs? Estate sale guy: It’s $75. me: Seems pricey.  But, hang on…does that include all the human souls trapped inside it? Because that might actually be a good value. Estate sale guy:   It comes with an extra set of doll clothes. Victor: Does it also come with an exorcism? Guy:…
  • So fragile, but so enduring.

    thebloggess
    8 Sep 2014 | 10:16 pm
    I’ve been missing for awhile, but I’ve been trying to find my words. Meemaw died yesterday, at the age of 80. If you’ve read here long enough then you already know meemaw.  She’s Victor’s grandmother and she (and her late husband) helped to raise Victor, offering him a loving home and a sense of compassion and generosity that has kept him from strangling me over the years.    We were lucky enough to be able to move Meemaw down to live by us last year, so we could spend more time with her, but a lot of that time was spent in hospital rooms as she battled…
 
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    Damn You Auto Correct!

  • A Taste For Chinese

    Lyndsey
    19 Sep 2014 | 5:07 pm
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  • With Honors

    Lyndsey
    19 Sep 2014 | 5:00 pm
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  • Really Great

    Lyndsey
    19 Sep 2014 | 4:45 pm
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  • Seriously, Siri

    Lyndsey
    19 Sep 2014 | 4:44 pm
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  • Cinderfella

    Lyndsey
    19 Sep 2014 | 4:43 pm
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  • A Generic College Paper by Jon Wu

    19 Sep 2014 | 4:01 am
    Since the beginning of time, bullshit, flowery overgeneralization with at least one thesaurus’d vocabulary word. In addition, irrelevant and misleading personal anecdote. However, oversimplification of first Googled author (citation: p. 37). Thesis statement which doesn’t follow whatsoever from the previous.Utterly contrived topic sentence revealing pretty much every flaw of structured essay writing. Therefore, supporting sentence invoking source that exists only in the bibliographies of other cited material (pp. arbitrary to arbitrary + 5). Contemplative question? Definitive…
  • Norse History for Bostonians: The Prose Edda for Bostonians, Gylfaginning, Part X by Rowdy Geirsson

    19 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
    [Part I, Part II, Part III., Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, and Part IX]- -In Which King Gylfi of Sweden Learns about Thor’s Ineptitude at Giant Murder.- -So thing ‘bout Giant Land is it’s full’ah a bunch’ah fuckin’ retahds. Yah know, it’s like, soon as yah walk through the doohr, it’s—BAM! Fuckin’ retahd right in yah fuckin’ face. Ah mohr like retahd crotch right in yah face since they’re bunch’ah fuckin’ giants but, yah know, whatevah.Nah, I mean if yah’d evah been there then yah’d know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout…NO! That’s not what…
  • List: Rejected Spaghetti Western Movie Titles by Nancy Stohlman

    19 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
    You Raped My Sister and Killed My Family When I Was Just a Small Boy Hiding Behind a Table—And I Will Not Rest Until I Have My RevengeThat Prostitute Would Never Have Been a Prostitute If Bandits Hadn’t Burned Her Family’s Barn to the Ground and Stolen All Their Live Stock While She Was Forced to WatchYou Saved My Life From Those Bounty Hunters And Now I’m Indebted to You Except That You Bear the Same Scar Over Your Eyebrow as the Murderer of My Slain Family Whom I Have Sworn to Avenge, Which Puts Me In a Real ConundrumThat Stranger Who Showed Up In Town Sure Looks a Lot Like My Dead…
  • Cat Performance Review by Kendra Eash

    18 Sep 2014 | 4:01 am
    1. Skill and proficiency in carrying out assignmentsInconsistent. When asked to come sit on the couch or get down off of the kitchen table, Stereo’s performance is uneven at best. I’ve also met resistance when assigning her to wear a homemade snowflake hat for our yearly Christmas card and when asking her to stop backing into me, butthole first.Additionally, while I know that she is able to do a backflip onto the floor, she consistently refuses to perform on command so that I can create a Vine.2. Possesses skills and knowledge to perform the job competentlyProficient. Stereo is very cute.
  • 826 Chicago at Pitchfork: Twin Peaks Talks Breaking a Leg, Blu-rays and, Band Advice by 826 Chicago

    18 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
    - - -Our crack team of aspiring high school-aged music journalists—for this interview, that included Adam Ciurus, Mileena Rosa, Michel Quiles, Jacob Kayser, Katie Treskow and Amelia Curry—met with Twin Peaks on Sunday afternoon. These creative writing students channeled their musical knowledge and interviewing skills during the following on-the-spot Q&A with the band, discussing how guitarist/frontman Cadien broke his leg (he performed Saturday in a wheelchair), discovering the famous TV after they chose their name, and the best time for rock ‘n’ roll.- - -826 CHICAGO: How…
 
 
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  • 22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

    19 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By CRACKED Readers  Published: September 19th, 2014  We've seen the Mel Gibson classic Conspiracy Theory more times than should be allowed. And in the spirit of that fine film, our readers have come up with some fake conspiracy theories that could absolutely be true, but most definitely are not. The wi
  • Why 'Labyrinth' Is Secretly About Masturbation

    19 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By Today's Topic  Published: September 19th, 2014 
  • 4 Reasons Facebook Is Actually Making the World Less Stupid

    19 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By Amanda Mannen  Published: September 19th, 2014  Facebook has officially debuted a "satire" tag to clearly mark fictitious headlines that show up in your feed, and people are reacting as if the harlequin personification of fun itself has been taken out behind the shed and beaten to death with rakes
  • 5 Current TV Shows That Get More Praise Than They Deserve

    19 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By Adam Tod Brown  Published: September 19th, 2014  Listen, I get it. People like what people like, and, with so many options available, complaining about the inferior choices made by others is kind of pointless and petty when you could just as easily skip those things altogether in favor of something
  • 5 Advanced Ancient Technologies That Shouldn't Be Possible

    19 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By Aatif Zubair,Ivan Farkas  Published: September 19th, 2014  Modern humans are the best humans. Just look back at those primitive troglodytes from hundreds of years ago: what a bunch of idiots. Probably don't even know how to work an iPhone. Truly, we are superior in every way, save for beard-growing abilities
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    Predator Press

  • Why Does Heaven Need Gates? Is It In a Bad Neighborhood?

    Michael Wolfe
    1 Sep 2014 | 12:48 am
    Predator Press [LOBO] "So you raised four times as much as you need for the divorce?" Al asks, still browsing Tinder on my phone. "How about this one?" O please Al. Shut the fuck up. For five minutes. "How long until the divorce is final?" Albert Dente continued relentlessly. "Who cares?" I reply. "I decided to let the lovebirds take the hit. I paid off my car instead."
  • Fly Fighter

    Michael Wolfe
    6 Aug 2014 | 2:08 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] "Well, neither of us can afford a divorce," I says.  "One of us had to figure out a way to monetize the situation and get it over with." Rachel frowns.  "You don't think this is a little extreme?" "All's fair in love and war.  They will thank me later." "I kinda doubt that."
  • Soaking Sunset

    Michael Wolfe
    31 Jul 2014 | 1:39 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] It's bad enough I'm stuck in traffic trying to get Lars Arson to the airport.  But it suddenly dawns on me Lars has chosen this moment to give me some professional criticism. Fuck. "You think you know everything, don't you?" he asks. I laugh.  "No." "You need to stop answering me on reflex." "What does that mean?"  Lars and I are pretty comfortable as friends, but occasionally I forget he is one of my bosses. "I asked you if you knew everything." "Of course not.  But if there's something I need to know, I know how to learn out about…
  • Al Dente Inferno

    Michael Wolfe
    29 Jul 2014 | 3:51 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] I woke up annoyed that, for the third day in a row, something went wrong on the coffee pot timer. The coffee didn't start, and I would have to undergo the arduous task of pressing a button and wait fifteen minutes.  So I jump in the shower sans caffeine, consciously suppressing screaming obscenities into unsympathetic porcelain tiles. My brain, well-advised against starting a day like this, tried to head me off. "Relax, man," it said.  "It's not like anyone died." -And this kinda worked, until it added the afterthought: "Eventually, everybody dies at…
  • Wolves v Sharks

    Michael Wolfe
    13 Jul 2014 | 11:42 am
    Predator Press [LOBO] A badly sunburned Lars Arson stumbles into the campsite about 9pm.  His Hawaiian shirt is tattered, and he is wearing only one flip-flop. He has been missing for seven hours. Music is playing, glow sticks are flying, the grilled food smell wafts through the air, and a naked woman is working a hula hoop by the bonfire."We were playing 'Capture the Flag!'" he gasps between gulps of water."Right," I says, pulling a blue rag from my back pocket.  "Here.  You win."
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    Funny or Die | Funny Videos, Funny Video Clips, Funny Pictures

  • Roger Goodell's Press Conference Interrupted

    rillawafers
    19 Sep 2014 | 1:05 pm
    Roger Goodell's Press Conference Inte... 0:29 Benjy from The Howard Stern Show gets taken out of the press conference screaming, "Don't Take me to the Elevator". Submitted by: rillawafers Regular Keywords: benjy howard stern press conference nfl domestic abuse violence women ray rice greg hardy adrian peterson child abuse allegations jail criminal crime interruption interrupted Views: 4,792
  • 21 Best GIFs of All Time of the Week

    jasonflowers
    18 Sep 2014 | 10:31 pm
    21 Best GIFs of All Time of the Week This week's best GIFs risked their lives for no good reason. Submitted by: jasonflowers Worthy Keywords: funny pics funny pics gifs funny gifs lol lol gifs best gifs best of the week 21 best gifs gifdump picdump kid gifs dog gifs animals fails combined gifs unexpected gifs sports gifs Views: 63,328
  • A Man with a Gun to His Head Reviews the New U2 Album

    patshereyouguys
    18 Sep 2014 | 1:15 pm
    A Man with a Gun to His Head Reviews ... He didn't ask for this. Submitted by: patshereyouguys Regular Keywords: U2 U2 album Apple Apple watch U2 ipod The Edge Bono Steve Jobs U2 free album delete U2 album Songs Of Innocence Joey Ramone iOS8 album reviews pitchfork gun to head forced U2 Views: 6,811
  • What You Get When You Join "Facebook for Millionaires"

    johnhowellharris
    18 Sep 2014 | 11:27 am
    What You Get When You Join "Facebook ... A way to ignore people from high school for the jet set. Submitted by: johnhowellharris Regular Keywords: Facebook The Rich netropolitan Facebook for rich people rich people wealthy people rich social networking fancy social networking facebook netropolitan netropolitan site Views: 913
  • Baby Bear Plays Golf Poorly

    rillawafers
    18 Sep 2014 | 9:41 am
    Baby Bear Plays Golf Poorly 2:15 This baby bear loves golf or at least loves dancing with the flag pins adorably. Submitted by: rillawafers Regular Keywords: bear bears golf gofling baby bear cute adorable funny play playing plays Views: 1,063
 
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    Awesomely Luvvie

  • Kanye West Calls Out Fan in Wheelchair For Not Standing Up at Concert. Ugh.

    Luvvie
    15 Sep 2014 | 8:53 am
    Kanye West is a giant douchecanoe. So many antics, so little accountability and people got so many excuses for him (he’s a genius. He’s misunderstood. He lost his mother). The latest in a long list of “WTF, Kanye?” is what happened at a concert he had on Friday in Sydney, Australia. After Kanye wrapped “Good Life” he stopped and told everyone to get on their feet before he goes on to the next song. He scans the arena and finds 2 people who are still seated. The crowd boos and chants “stand up, stand up” while Kanye zeroes in on the pair. Not shown in the video but it’s said…
  • Parents Just Don’t Understand: Music Video Shoot Interrupted

    Luvvie
    14 Sep 2014 | 7:28 pm
    When we’re good and grown, it’s best if we let our parents in on when we want to use their stuff for commercial purposes or embarrassment might happen. Watch the video below and cackle with me. *DEAD* He was really getting into the emotions of whatever song and he was giving vulnerable realness when the tap on the window happened. Aawww. I love how she first politely tapped on the window and he rolled it down. When she said she wants to go out to get some cigarettes and his goofass told her he was shooting his music video, that “Get the hell out the car so I can go get me…
  • This Sloth is My Spirit Animal and the Spirit of Every Friday

    Luvvie
    12 Sep 2014 | 11:14 am
    Some of us don’t know how to chill enough. Our relaxing game is lacking and we need to get it all the way together! This sloth lacks any dambs to give. It’s all kicked back and grabbing carrots like a BAWSE even though it can’t be bothered to move its head! And then they tried to get it to eat celery and it was all “GET THE THE HELL OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATER STICK.” That’s me with most vegetables. Brussel sprouts? I REFUSE. Asparagus? FOR WUT? Kale? I REBUKE IT! This here animal gets me. It’s me on Friday nights when I’m on the couch watching…
  • Let’s Talk About the Married at First Sight Season 1 Finale

    Luvvie
    11 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    I fell in love with FYI’s Married at First Sight on first sight. By the end of episode 1, I was already hooked. After seeing 3 episodes of the social experiment, I was rooting for the couples, I figured out who would probably make it and I was invested in their relationships. The couples had to get married, go on their honeymoons (for 4 days) and then move in together. In one week, they went from solo dolo to shacked up with a spouse. Jason/Cortney — Monet/Vaughn — Jamie/Doug Then they had 4 weeks to co-exist, get to know each other and then at the end of the 31 days, each…
  • Alex Trebek Brought Back His Mouth Hat and All is Right

    Luvvie
    10 Sep 2014 | 12:51 pm
    I’m a fan of facial hair on men. I think it really upgrades them. In fact, I don’t trust a man who doesn’t have any facial hair. I feel like their face is trying to tell is something. I know I’m shallow. The Beard Gang is my favorite gang. Cuz: HEYYYYY. One of the most famous facial coifs belongs (or belonged) to Alex Trebek. Y’all know Mr. Jeopardy is known as much for his moustache as he is for anything else. So when he went rogue some years back and shaved off his nose shoes, I all WTF IS THIS, ALEX? He didn’t ask my permission or nothing! He just went…
 
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    Brittany, Herself.

  • This is 200

    Brittany
    17 Sep 2014 | 8:11 am
    I can’t sleep. That’s a relatively normal thing, really, as anyone who has gotten completely coherent emails from me at 3am can attest. I don’t sleep. I have the next round of edits due on my book in, ohhhhhhh, 13 days. I was recently hired by a morning radio show to come and chat every Thursday, the fall session of Camp Throwback tickets go on sale October 13th, and I almost have the perfect cat eye down with my eyeliner. Obviously, I have a lot on my plate right now. So, I let my brain stay up long after I tuck in the small ones and the big hairy one, and I write on the…
  • Wide Calves. Tall Boots.

    Brittany
    10 Sep 2014 | 8:11 am
    It’s fall. I don’t care what the calendar says, everything tastes like pumpkins and candy is snack size, that’s how you know. And fall time means tall boots time, which happens to be my favorite time of all!(...)Read the rest of Wide Calves. Tall Boots. (624 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh
  • Inspiration: September Writing Prompts

    Brittany
    1 Sep 2014 | 5:29 am
    The girls of the Curvy Girl Guide Community are gearing up for another month of showing off their powerful voices and ideas. To help that process along, I’ve developed another month’s worth of writing prompts to embolden them (and you!) to explore and magnify across their blogs and social platforms.(...)Read the rest of Inspiration: September Writing Prompts (561 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better…
  • Outfit of the Day: Jumpsuit

    Brittany
    26 Aug 2014 | 7:09 am
    Prior to this exact moment, have I worn a jumpsuit? No. In the name of Gloria Gaynor, no no no. And yet, I seek them out. I add them to my style boards and mentally pack them for events. Like when I’m on the back of a motor bike in Florence or making out with a guy who kinda looked like Ray Liotta if you squint your eyes a little in Vegas.(...)Read the rest of Outfit of the Day: Jumpsuit (208 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed…
  • STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE MENSTRUAL CUPS

    Brittany
    14 Aug 2014 | 10:23 am
    Have you tried a Diva Cup? Sometimes it takes a few cycles. Did you give it a few cycles? You have to really push it up there. Like, pinch the rim and push it up there.(...)Read the rest of STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE MENSTRUAL CUPS (1,218 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh
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  • What you must Find out about Rainwater Harvesting

    boondocker
    11 Sep 2014 | 3:35 am
    There is actually insufficient water supply in some places of the world. Because of this need, alternative sources of water supply were immediately developed. These alternative methods are designed to deliver long-term reduction of water usage. Among the efficient systems for saving and supplying water both in commercial and residential needs is rainwater harvesting systems. Rainwater is the type of water collected in this so-called Rainwater harvesting. The rainwater is being accumulated and infiltrated. These rainwater harvesting systems helps in reducing the frequency of unneeded drinking…
  • Advertise Your Business Effectively by Partnering with Top London Design Agencies

    boondocker
    6 Sep 2014 | 2:42 am
    It’s never easy to run a business. Every aspect of your business needs to be studied carefully for its fate will rely on the hand of the consumers. If you’re planning to make your business appear in its new face, a sensible way to this is through a good marketing strategy. In case you don’t have virtually any experience when it comes to advertising your business top London design agencies can provide you the help you will need. Running your London-based business requires you a number of things to think about, the fact that there are plenty of agencies exist in the city. This is…
  • Various Things Involved in Searching for English Tutors London

    boondocker
    2 Sep 2014 | 10:27 pm
    Communication is quite essential for our day to day life. People can actually speak or connect with others immediately and indirectly due to communicating. There are different ways to communication, it could be either verbal, textual or with the use of hand signals. Through any of these methods, an individual can be able to show or provide what he or she must express to another person. There is no problem with communication if the language being utilized by the conversing parties are the same. So if the language spoken is not the same, certainly, there will be a complication. That’s the…
  • Cool Watches: The Ideal Pick on Today’s Watches

    boondocker
    2 Sep 2014 | 10:00 pm
    Many advanced devices can tell the time, but nothing beats having a watch strapped around your wrist. These watches are available in stylish designs, which can provide you with comfort and an improved looks. Currently, a variety of cool watches made by various brands is widely available in the market. You will be astonished with the vast range of options when you visit a watch store. Today, cool watches are in unique and artistic models, and there will always be one that would greatly suit on your own style and wardrobe. Traditional or luxury watches are still used by lots of people, however,…
  • Improve Your Selling Rate by Using Branded Water

    boondocker
    6 Aug 2014 | 9:55 pm
    One of the most effective ways to make your product known to the public, brand exposure is required. Generally, the reasons why a buyer grew fondness on a specific product is due to its popularity and efficiency. One of the best means in doing it is through having promotional branded water. Most of the flourishing companies these days are utilizing branded water as a great item in increasing the sales of their company. In using this product, it will be easier for you to widen the scope of your target clientele, thus bringing your sales up high. Still, you cannot just provide promotional…
 
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    It's a Funny Thing

  • Best Costumes for Office Theme Parties

    28 Aug 2014 | 9:10 am
    Sure, there are strict workplaces that demand professionalism on the way their employees dress or conduct themselves. But going to work every day with the same uptight outfit can be stifling, especially if the organization wants to encourage creativity from its workforce. I agree that there are some workplacefashion do’s and don’ts that everyone should adhere to, but there are certain days when having office theme parties can break the monotony of the 9 to 5 schedule. How about a Futurama theme to toast to the future of the company? Celebrating a recent award bestowed to a team,…
  • Are Brain Surgeons Really Smarter Than The Rest Of Us?

    23 Sep 2013 | 12:31 pm
    We have all grown up hearing the phrase "its not brain surgery" referring to something less than the ultimate thought-task. Are brain surgeons really all that smarter than the rest of us? If a dishwasher had the right training couldn't he do brain surgery? Would a brain surgeon be able to run your Hobart instead of defaulting to the clavicle out of confused frustration? I think I would much rather take my chances in the dish room with the surgeon at the end of the day, but I think I would also allow the dish man his degree upon completion. I do believe both would be up to the job. Often what…
  • Why A Ford Focus Is A Smart Used Car Purchase

    5 Aug 2013 | 12:07 pm
    The average American buys 9.4 cars in their lifetime according to research by Polk. This number dropped from the previous average of 13 prior to the most recent recession. Obviously, people are being a little more cautious with their expenditures and this would seem to have extended to automotive purchases. So while there are many decision making factors in deciding which car to purchase, overall value is an increasing priority. Enter the Ford Focus.Ford's resurgence in the automotive market has been well documented the past several years, but the reverie surrounding the brand doesn't seem to…
  • Interesting Facts About Me

    12 Apr 2013 | 1:41 pm
    (Photo credit: TheChristianAlert.org) In lieu of anything to say, I was tagged by my brother over at Music on Your Pizza at some point before finals, so I’m getting around to it now. I’m not going to tag anyone else (especially as any of you who read this have probably already gotten this one), but I’ll answer:Meme premise: I am to list ten (somewhat) interesting and (relatively) unknown facts about me/opinions of mine/habits/etc. I am also to tag ten other people, but as I said, I’m not going to. Given that I’m not particularly forthcoming on this blog, this may be a…
  • Selecting the Best Sunscreen

    5 Mar 2013 | 7:22 am
    It is an established fact that broad spectrum sunscreen products help in staving off skin cancer and slow down the signs of growing old – the ideal means of keeping skin healthy & safe all through the year. And since we know that many of you are out on spring break at the moment, or are looking to get out on your pontoon boat in the sun this summer, we thought we would provide as much All these sunscreens snugly fit an exceptional lifestyle requirement while offering potent shielding from ultraviolet A as well as ultraviolet B rays.Here is a compilation of the smartest new-fangled buys…
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    mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys

  • Pirate Therapy

    Mark A. Rayner
    18 Sep 2014 | 4:30 am
    Laurence arrived a few minutes late for his regular Thursday morning session, but his therapist usually ran late, so he wasn’t worried. From behind the door of his therapist’s office, he heard a blood-curdling scream, and then a thump. A … Continue reading →
  • Ask General Kang: What is the penalty for plagiarism on your planet?

    Mark A. Rayner
    17 Sep 2014 | 4:40 am
    Plagiarism is the “act of stealing the ideas and/or expression of another and representing them as your own,” though I can’t remember where I got that quote from — just Google it for the source. On my home planet of … Continue reading →
  • The Zen of Proofreading

    Mark A. Rayner
    15 Sep 2014 | 4:13 am
    I remember a couple of things about my study of Zen. The first was the importance of “beginner’s mind”. In his book, Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind, Shunryu Suzuki, the Zen master wrote: “If your mind is empty, it is always … Continue reading →
  • Ask General Kang: How much time should I be spending on Social Media every day?

    Mark A. Rayner
    10 Sep 2014 | 6:02 am
    None. Next question. No, seriously, what is the right amount? It depends. Do you have other things to do? Like, I don’t know, a job? Let’s assume yes, and let’s assume it’s about eight hours a day. Okay, so that … Continue reading →
 
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    MAD KANE'S HUMOR BLOG

  • A Lemon Of A Crime (Limerick)

    madkane
    17 Sep 2014 | 1:33 pm
    A Seattle Crime Report: A man walked into a KFC and hurled a round, yellow, $5.19 KFC-brand lemon cake at store employees. Then he walked out, without hitting any of the workers. A Lemon Of A Crime (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear assaulter, I must ask you why You went into a store and let fly With a KFC cake. That’s a half-baked mistake… Cuz the weapon of choice is a pie.
  • Wife Appreciation Day Limerick (3rd Sunday of September)

    madkane
    16 Sep 2014 | 10:24 pm
    Attention fellows! This coming Sunday is a very important holiday. Yes, I know I’m a bit early. But for a day like this, I’m betting you could use some extra notice: National Wife Appreciation Day. Limerick Ode To Wife Appreciation Day By Madeleine Begun Kane On September’s third Sunday it’s wise To appreciate wives. They’re a prize You should cherish and treasure. They give so much pleasure. Beg pardon? RESPECTIVE wives, guys!
  • We Don’t Have A Dog’s Chance Of Dancing Like That (Limerick)

    madkane
    16 Sep 2014 | 8:05 pm
    This “dog dancing the Merengue video” is so good, Mark and I may never try to Latin-dance again. At Merengue we aren’t too swift. Latin dancing? We haven’t the gift. Any skill we once had Went from middling to bad. Yes it’s gone to the dogs, and I’m miffed.
  • Limerick Laps (Limerick-Off Monday:

    madkane
    13 Sep 2014 | 7:15 pm
    It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.) I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week’s…
  • Limerick of the Week (180)

    madkane
    13 Sep 2014 | 7:10 pm
    It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to KIRK MILLER, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: At the cheese plant, we all had to flee From explosions they didn’t foresee. At the end of the day, Heard a newscaster say That the only thing left was de Brie. And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Brian Allgar, David Lefkovits a/k/a Dr. Goose, Jon Gearhart, Will T. Laughlin, Kirk Miller, and Byron Ives. Here are their…
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  • In Honor Of Ken Burns’ Series The Roosevelts

    BOSSY
    15 Sep 2014 | 5:51 am
    Last night Bossy watched the Ken Burns’ series on PBS, The Roosevelts, which is to say Bossy and her mother and her daughter were ignoring the show and talking about boys. But when Bossy did turn her attention to the television, everything sounded vaguely familiar, as if Bossy had written a book about the Roosevelts herself. And then Bossy remembered she did write a book about the Roosevelts, dressed as a blog post answering the question: What if the Roosevelts were around today? To help with that task, Bossy turned to Facebook. You see, this was Franklin Roosevelt: Franklin Roosevelt…
  • Farewell Dear Stella

    BOSSY
    2 Sep 2014 | 6:02 pm
    Mere hours before daybreak and an appointment that would have decided things for her, Stella shut off her own light. She did it with grace and dignity, on her terms, at the Bossy family house with her people lying on the floor around her. Ironically it was a woman named Kitty who was responsible for Bossy’s Great Dane. It was 2005 and the Bossy family had just lost their aging dog to cancer. This prompted Bossy to launch what she calls the research process, even though Bossy’s mom refers to it as good as done. Bossy had always wanted a giant dog, which are hard to come by in mutt…
  • How Bossy Spent Her Summer Vacation – And The Two Years Leading Up To It

    BOSSY
    28 Aug 2014 | 11:25 am
    Hello, and welcome to I Am Bossy, a humor blog without the blog posts! Luckily the blog is still funny. Even if currently written and archived entirely within the confines of Bossy’s own head! Bossy hasn’t been writing lately because of the following items, in no particular order except from most important to even more important: Working. Bossy has been working full time at an Institutional Investment Firm. If you don’t understand what Bossy could possibly provide in skills to an Institutional Investment Firm, you are not alone! In fact you are joined by Bossy, along with…
  • Explaining Stuff To Aliens: How To Tell Time

    Lauren
    22 May 2014 | 10:19 am
    You see we have these things called clocks and no one looks at them because we have phones. Yes phones are for talking to people who aren’t there, but they’re also for telling time. No you don’t actually tell time anything, but rather telling time is the process of knowing what time it is. And you know what time it is because you look at a clock. Shall we begin? Clocks have numbers on them. Except sometimes they don’t: And each number represents an hour which is one hour long. An hour takes an hour, which is also sixty minutes. A minute takes a minute and is made up of…
  • Ten Word Tuesday: The Reading In Bed Edition

    Lauren
    7 May 2014 | 12:11 pm
    Look! It’s time for Ten-Word Tuesday on Wednesday! That’s because Thursday is the new Friday! Shall we? For the past week, Bossy has been sleeping with Keith Richards. In doorstop form. It all began when Bossy borrowed Keith Richards from Bossy’s friend Barbara because Barbara said, “It’s actually a very good read.” Which brings up an interesting point. Actually is never a word you want associated with your achievements. It’s like the time Bossy invited her neighbor Tracy over for appetizers, and Tracy said, “Actually the roasted beets with goat…
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  • Comic for September 19, 2014

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    CAP News

  • New "Speed Humping" All The Rage Among Singles

    19 Sep 2014 | 3:51 am
    DETROIT (CAP) - Tim Evans zips up his pants as he steps through the curtain of one of the makeshift bedrooms set up off the main lounge of the Dapper Gentleman adult entertainment club. After giving his friends at a nearby table a thumbs-up, Tim takes a condom from the hostess and disappears into another curtained room, not to emerge again for another three minutes. After coming and going from another four such rooms, Tim sits down with CAP News to discuss his experience with the new trend popping up in major cities around the U.S. that promises to revolutionize how singles meet and mingle.
  • Kids Not Told To Sit Down And Shut Up Nearly Enough, Study Finds

    18 Sep 2014 | 3:58 am
    MINNEAPOLIS (CAP) - Researchers at the University of Minnesota have found that children spend too much time debating�and talking back to their parents and too little time just sitting down and shutting up. The study blames parents for enabling�the argumentative and independent behavior. "On a scale of one to WTF, we were amazed at how much energy parents expend trying to reason with their children," said study author Dr. Kyle Williams. "We found that 17 out of 20 problems are more soundly resolved with a quick backhand and a simple shut up." Researchers noted that the sit down command…
  • Kanye West Performs In Cemetery, Demands Dead Rise

    17 Sep 2014 | 5:33 am
    SYDNEY (CAP) - Singer Kanye West stormed out of an Australian cemetery yesterday, refusing to finish a performance when the dead would not rise from their graves and clap along. He insists he did no such thing. "No, what I said was, Imma let you stay dead if that's what you want," West noted. "But I said if y'all want to rise up, gather 'round, we'll rock this place to the ground. "I know they can't clap on account of their rotted limbs and all," he added. "I'm not an idiot." This latest incident comes on the heels of a show West did at a Perth nursing home that saw four residents injured…
  • New Verizon FIOS Package Records Every Channel All The Time

    16 Sep 2014 | 4:08 am
    NEW YORK (CAP) - Verizon has fired the latest salvo in its ongoing battle with Comcast, now offering consumers a FIOS package that simply records every channel all the time. The company calls it their Hoarders Delight plan. "With this package, you don't have to make the grueling decision which 12 of your favorite shows that are all on at the same time you can record," said Verizon President of Product and New Business Innovation Marni Walden, referring to the Comcast Xfinity package that allows customers to record up to a dozen shows at once. "As always, Verizon is one step ahead of you. "All…
  • Law Would Make It Legal To Spank Others' Kids

    15 Sep 2014 | 3:58 am
    COLUMBUS, Ohio (CAP) - Citing the need for the community to come together in an effort to curb the poor behavior of unruly youngsters, the Ohio Legislature is close to passing a law that would make it legal to spank other people's children. "Well, it's obvious the parents aren't going to do it," said state Sen. Harold Shotmeyer, R-Canton, who sponsored the bill. "Frankly, what we really should be passing is a bill that would allow us to smack the moms and dads around a little bit. "But being able to give the kids a little whack when they deserve it is the next best thing," he said. The bill…
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  • Super Sunglasses

    blogger
    12 Sep 2014 | 7:41 pm
    Brand History Super Sunglasses is a premium eyewear line from lifestyle brand, RETROSUPERFUTURE® owned by Daniel and Simon Beckerman. Daniel and Simon created RETROSUPERFUTURE® to give fellow eyewear lovers a more high-end range of sunglasses at reasonable price points. Daniel, who was a publisher teamed up with his brother Simon and together, they set out a mission to make eyewear that is infinitely better than what’s out there. Featuring high fashion designs, top of the line materials and Italian craftsmanship, RETROSUPERFUTURE®’s Super Sunglasses is all about offering premium…
  • Stance™ Socks

    blogger
    8 Sep 2014 | 7:34 pm
    Brand History Stance™ is a California legwear brand established in 2010 by a group of designers who are committed in elevating a basic wardrobe essential into a fashion statement, the humble socks. Let’s be real, it’s one of the most overlooked piece in our wardrobe arsenal. At Stance™, socks do not just take center stage, it also takes on a central role. Stance™ socks promise to represent your changing style, your attitude, your lifestyle. Stance™ is home to statement-making socks that are not just constructed with quality and fit in mind, but also aims to make socks an…
  • Quay

    blogger
    4 Sep 2014 | 8:26 pm
    Brand History Based in Australia is Quay eyeware brand which was established in 2004 by designers, Allen and Linda Hammond. The idea to create Quay eyeware was borne out of necessity rather than simply stirring the pot. Allen and Linda saw the lack of stylish yet unique eyeware styles on the market and that’s how they knew they need to create something new, something fun and something extraordinary in the eyeware department. Quay eyeware puts a fresh spin on timeless eyeware designs while mixing things up with their own original designs. Quay offers a massive selection of classic and…
  • Pyramid America

    blogger
    31 Aug 2014 | 8:17 pm
    Brand History Pyramid America is a premier publishing company and home of one of the most extensive archives of music, film and pop culture memorabilia. Established by the biggest names in the music, print and imaging business, (Erol Liguori of Prolific Art, Allistair Mayer, who is the President of Pyramid Posters UK, and Charles Cohen who was the Sales Manager of Funky Enterprises), Pyramid America delivers an exciting range of posters, album cover posters and 3D posters of some of the most legendary names in the entertainment business. Pyramid America products are available in selected…
  • Grenson

    blogger
    27 Aug 2014 | 10:13 pm
    Brand History Grenson is a UK-based leather goods brand established by William Green in 1866. William, who was taught about shoemaking by his mother, produced shoes in his cottage-based business in Rushden, Northamptonshire until William decided to formalize his brand by establishing a small shoe shop: William Green & Son. It wasn’t long before the William Green shoes became renowned for its quality, craftsmanship and durability. As the brand grew, so did his brand. William decided to open a shoe factory to accommodate the demand for his leather shoes in 1874 and called it the Green…
 
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    Luggage Tuesdays

  • Swinger Jokes, Millennials vs Generation Xers edition

    1 Sep 2014 | 3:20 pm
    At a swingers party, a man approached me and said, "Hey! I recognize you from the back of your head."He was right; it was my barber.***A shapely hostess of a swingers party held up an empty fishbowl to all her guests, which consisted of Millennials and one Gen Xer (me). "I will pass this fishbowl to all the men at the party," she said. "I want all the men to put their car keys in the fishbowl. Then I'll pass the fishbowl filled with keys to the ladies and they will pick their partner by selecting a car key." She passed around the fishbowl, and when the fishbowl came back, it was empty."No one…
  • Hack List August 2014

    23 Aug 2014 | 7:40 am
    Quaalude addiction.Making a delicious cocktail out of rye and gin.Calling hand sanitizer "hand sanny" but it's a moot point because you're a werewolf and it's a full moon! Run! Run from your destiny!
  • Hack List July 2014

    1 Aug 2014 | 7:32 am
    Hack List July 2014What's Hot: Summer binge viewings.What's Not: Summer reading listsWhat's Next: Losing virginity before summer ends.What's Cool: Music playlists.What's Fool: Music albums.What's Next-ool: Music theory.What's Hip: Email newsletter.What's Shit: Your stupid blog.What's Tits: None of it matters.
  • Hack List June 2014

    30 Jun 2014 | 7:46 am
    Here's what hacky as of now:Binge viewing television series and realizing at great lengths you'll go not to read a book.Telling people you cut the cord on television, yet blog "deep-cut" episode recaps.People and television in general.
  • Hack List May 2014

    30 Jun 2014 | 7:42 am
    Here's what's hacky months ago:When the paperboy cycles by your house and you're like, "Where's my paper?" and he's like, "It's online."When you discover the person who coined the term "donkey punch" is still a virgin.People in general.
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    PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

  • Hide Green Tomatoes!

    Kerry
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:00 pm
    Emma in Canada spotted this very un-Canadian note today in her neighborhood. Meanwhile, Christa in North Carolina apparently takes her ripe tomatoes quite seriously, too. related: Attack of the tomato killers!
  • What if God were a cyclist?

    Kerry
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:32 pm
    Glen found this magnificent notice attached to a lamppost on 4th & Jackson in San Jose. related: I hope you step on a Lego!
  • But…but…I’m late for bingo!

    Kerry
    11 Sep 2014 | 6:37 am
    Zee spotted this warning in the basement parking garage of her small senior citizens‘ building in Indiana, where, she says, “a few of the residents prefer posting anonymous notes to dealing with their issues directly.” …and other residents, not so much. related: That means you, young man in the blue Subaru!!
  • A warning from the diet police

    Kerry
    8 Sep 2014 | 7:48 pm
    Abby spotted this dubious bit of dietary advice at her local supermarket in Catonsville, Maryland. Adds Abby: “Maybe whoever wrote this should spend all the free time they have (obviously a lot) researching the nutritional value of eggs (protein) vs. fruit (carbs).” related: The anti-milk militia
  • Fashion tip: deodorant doesn’t go out of style after Labor Day

    Kerry
    1 Sep 2014 | 3:13 pm
    Scott in Cincinnati says this is merely the latest notice he’s seen posted at his father-in-law’s cab company. related: I’m detecting a foul odor coming from your general direction.
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    BroBible

  • ‘The Melt’ Mix Series: Party Your Face Off To Luca Lush’s Party Mix

    Brandon Wenerd
    19 Sep 2014 | 3:13 pm
    BroBible.com Last week we announced the beginning of our new weekend mix series with Tim Gunter, The Melt. We kicked things off with Trademark, a DJ out of Chicago. This week we are featuring LUCA LUSH out of BroBible’s hometown of New York City. He’s known for his deep house/future bass blend and has support from big names like Henry Krinkle, Mat Zo and DJ Benzi. He’s packed this mix full of hits including 4 unreleased tracks. Get your weekend started now. Follow:  Luca Lush on Soundcloud Luca Lush on Twitter Luca Lush on Facebook   Tim Gunter on Soundcloud Tim…
  • Katie Nolan On What Roger Goodell SHOULD Tell NFL Players

    Brandon Wenerd
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:33 pm
    YouTube/Fox Sports Last week, during peak outcry over the NFL’s mishandling of its various public relations fires, I gushed about how much I loved (and agree with) Katie Nolan’s hot take about sexism in sports media. Now that Roger Goodell has emerged from his lair only to be owned by TMZ and heckled by The Howard Stern Show, Nolan has another brilliant hot take on what he should actually be telling NFL players. For the love of everything, how hard is it to stick to smoking weed inside your house, guys?
  • Bros, We’re Giving Away An iPhone 6 In Our BroPoints Loyalty Program

    BroBible Staff
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:04 pm
    Apple Bros: On Friday, we told you about our new loyalty program, BroPoints. The basic gist is that you sign-up, participate, share our shit, and do all the things you’d normal do for an opportunity to win dope prizes like an LG LED TV, an Xbox One, Monster Headphones, NFL Tickets, etc. Today we’re stoked to announce that we’re adding an iPhone 6 into the prize pool. So what the hell are you waiting for?  Check out our new loyalty program, BroPoints, and start earning BroPoints today. BroBible
  • PBR Was Just Sold To The Russians, So Now Hipsters Will Have To Find A New Cheap Beer

    Brandon Wenerd
    19 Sep 2014 | 1:58 pm
    I don’t hate on PBR. As someone who loves shitty working class Pennsylvania beers like Yuengling, I respect PBR’s blue-collared roots. Unfortunately, on a pop culture level, PBR is *the* go-to thing that people use as ammo for making fun of pretentious hipsters. Like, even more so than beards, tats, skinny jeans, and daddy issues. Today the news broke that a Russian company is buying PBR’s parent company and brands, including Colt 45 and Old English. Via The New York Times: The buyer is Oasis Beverages, a Russian brewer and beverages distributor. Backing Oasis is TSG…
  • Don’t Get Too Excited, But Is Kendall Jenner Nude In This Photo? And If So, Why?

    Douglas Charles
    19 Sep 2014 | 1:39 pm
    Shutterstock Didn’t we just write about Kendall Jenner like two hours ago? Oh right, we did. Sorry, but this little bit of news requires us to break into our regularly scheduled programming. Now we could be wrong, it’s been known to happen, but is Kendall Jenner nude in this photo she shared on Instagram yesterday? And before you go yelling “false advertising” (I did say not to get too excited, and we’re not the only one who thinks this is news) we know that Kendall is behind some curtain and it looks like a screencap from a 1970s black and white TV set, but what…
 
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    Stuff Christians Like

  • Bro-ears

    Jon
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:00 am
    (Today is a great guest post from Gabriel Lytle! Check him out on Twitter too @gaberuski!) I’ve spied shell necklaces under a collar. I’ve seen “Ice” swaying about one’s tank. I even once witnessed pants touching the ground, But there’s a new sheriff in town: In-ear monitors In-ear monitors (aka “ears”) are high-tech earphones typically molded to fit snug inside your ear. You know, something a musician uses while performing. I’m enjoying my job as a snobby barista, making lattes and denying room-for-cream, when suddenly a local worship…
  • When God goes full circle.

    Jon
    2 Sep 2014 | 2:00 am
    Six years ago, Jenny and I lived in Alpharetta, GA. We had a small house with green carpet and a purple bedroom that I called “Purple Rain.” The older woman before us who had owned it had what I believe interior designer’s call “Thomas Kinkade Palette.” We had young kids that were in that intense age where it’s impossible to leave the house, you destroy restaurants when you show up and you get roughly 92 minutes of uninterrupted sleep at night. In many ways we were in the survival years, but in others we were just starting to dream. Every few weeks, we would drive to a planned…
  • How to write an amazing Christian passive aggressive note.

    Jon
    26 Aug 2014 | 2:29 am
    Someone sent me a picture of a sign they saw in a church. It is perhaps the greatest Christian passive aggressive note I have ever seen in my life. Since we Christians are so into “teachable moments” I thought I might be able to redeem this but turning it into a teaching tool. Let’s do life together. We’re in a season. We should sit in circles not rows! Sorry, I get a little carried away when I start down the path of the ole Christian conversation. Here is how to write an amazing Christian passive aggressive note. 1. CAPS. YOU GOTTA GO WITH CAPS. You know who loves lower case? The…
  • My new favorite license plate.

    Jon
    14 Aug 2014 | 2:15 am
    I have no proof that the owners of the car I am about to show you are Christians. They didn’t have an official “Jesus fish” or Ichthus on the back. Although, that symbol usually doesn’t mean Christian, it means, “Worst driver ever.” If you’ve never been cut off by a Christian you have never driven in the Bible Belt. I can’t prove they are Christian or homeschool or any number of other things that might qualify them to be a topic on Stuff Christians Like. But they are stuff and I do like them, which means they fulfill 66% of the criteria and if I hit .660 in baseball I…
  • 29 ways to plan the ultimate Christian Wedding.

    Jon
    29 Jul 2014 | 2:00 am
    This is a picture of a picture from my wedding. We didn’t take it with a camera phone because they didn’t exist at the time. Though it’s not throwback Thursday, I thought I would share both proof I used to have brown hair and a post I wrote about how to plan the ultimate Christian wedding. I know a lot about weddings. I used to write advertising for a company that specialized in rental tuxedos. One of my jobs was to answer all the emails that people sent to a fictional girl called “Jenny.” So on any given day I was emailing wedding advice to anxious would be brides about…
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    Beauty Tips For MinistersBeauty Tips For Ministers

  • Cocktail Or Tea Dress

    PeaceBang
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:30 pm
    So listen, lady loves. You probably need a dress. As a gal with a Very Challenging Figure, I avoid dresses for fancy occasions because they just do not show me to my best advantage. Separates are much, much more flattering, and therefore a black suit with a silk blouse, glammy shoes, make-up, bag and accessories work for me in almost every circumstance. However, there are times that I know I really ought to have a cocktail dress — or, if you prefer, a tea dress. The thing about being clergy gals is that we have to be very strategic in our choices of frocks; we really do. Lace is too…
  • What Is Your Dream Vestment That Doesn’t Yet Exist?

    PeaceBang
    16 Sep 2014 | 2:29 pm
    Helloo, darlings! Gosh, do I owe you many thousands of posts! I have so many thoughts but so little time! But yesterday I took a ton of photos of the hideous clothes at Macy’s (let’s just say that this season is NOT inspiring Miz Bang) and we’ll talk about style and fashion soon. For right now, though, I want to ask you an important question: What vestments would you love to own that don’t exist yet? I was just on the phone with Patty Fitzpatrick, founder and designer of of WomenSpirit.com, talking about fabric and shape and utility of robes of various kinds, and the…
  • Shoes?

    PeaceBang
    13 Sep 2014 | 6:14 pm
    Honeys, is anyone else seeing a tiled background of blue Fluevogs on the site? A Concerned Pigeon just alerted me that she was getting that, but I am not, not on my iPad or my Mac. Let me know! xoxo PB Share This Hide Sites
  • Casual Church

    PeaceBang
    13 Sep 2014 | 6:12 pm
    From time to time, PeaceBang gets an e-mail or message from one of you with a link to an article about worshipers dressing too casually for church with a, “Have you seen THIS” tag on it. And I respond, “Yes I have, and I’m just glad people are still ATTENDING worship and I personally don’t give a hooey WHAT they’re wearing!” And it’s true. I do not. Unless they’re ushering or taking part in a service, or in some way representing the church, they can come as they are and I am happy that they came at all. Bring me the little kids in…
  • 9/11

    PeaceBang
    11 Sep 2014 | 8:32 am
    Thinking of you all today. Where were you? I was reading in bed when my mom called. She had that “I’m so calm you can tell I’m actually working really hard to stay calm” voice, and she said she was well clear of the city, so I was not to worry, and that she hadn’t heard yet from my brother (who worked in Manhattan) but she was sure he was fine, and I was like, “Whoa, WHOA, Mom, what are you talking about? What happened?” And she took a deep breath and said, “Honey, go turn on the television. Stay on the phone with me and turn on the…
 
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  • “Wizards In My Machine” – a new production begins!

    cbox
    26 Aug 2014 | 9:55 am
    The radio silence is over! Here are the first two installments of the video production blog for the next series of animated shorts, called “Wizards In My Machine” – and exploration of the personal computer through animation and verse. Enjoy! /ken
  • More Great Reviews for “Geo-Me!”

    cbox
    29 Jul 2013 | 2:29 pm
      Just thought I’d share some more really great response to our little animated geography app…   4 1/2 stars from The iMums! “Geo-Me! does a great job of introducing basic geography to students by engaging all of their senses and imagination. The world in an app has never been so [...]
  • The First Month, and the Next Batch!

    cbox
    12 Jul 2013 | 10:07 am
      …and wow, what a month it has been! “Geo-Me!” has been, by all measures, a labor of love.  Each one of us involved was instantly inspired by the idea of interactive, musical and educational animation.  We had no real idea of how we were going to do it, or what subject matters to tackle [...]
  • It’s Here!!! “Geo-Me!” available now on the App Store!

    cbox
    12 Jun 2013 | 5:55 am
      After over a year of traveling, brainstorming, songwriting, animating, coding, and coding some more, our first title “Geo-Me!” has finally been released to the world (ok, U.S., Canada, U.K., Ireland, Australia and New Zealand to be specific).   We have put a lot of love and care in to crafting a fun and [...]
  • Back in the (code) saddle….

    cbox
    11 Feb 2013 | 11:06 am
    Ok, I’m getting excited again.  After animation wrapped a month ago, I have been preparing for the brief lull before the coding of the backend could begin. I have been occupying myself pretty well, I must say, with extra-curricular projects that have been patiently waiting in the wings.  But Friday night [...]
 
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  • Without a doubt this is a powerful reason to marry a dog in India

    Editor
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:41 pm
    We all have in mind, if they were to ask us, how an Indian wedding is, or who the bride and the groom look like. Well, remove that thought from your innocent mind and take a look: The thought we all share An 18-year-old Indian girl named Munda Mangli got married in a tribal ceremony with a stray dog​​, to get to break a curse that would affect her and her community. The elders of Jharkhanda, the village in which this extravagant fact happened, advised the parents of the girl to celebrate the wedding when a local guru convinced them that Munda was under an evil spell, which would bring the…
  • Celebrity blow-up dolls

    Editor
    10 Sep 2014 | 6:33 am
    The new men fantasies in the privacy are starting to take a more humane and realistic way and we come to the most admired celebrities on the international scene. An erotic sex dolls company has used the ‘boom’ of the sexiest famous in order to bring them in your house. Singer Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian model have sued the store, “Pipedream Products ” that produced a doll inspired by each one. As indicated by the music portal MTV News, Gaga wanted to retaliate against those responsible for such commercial activities that affect their own personal image. Gaga has decided…
  • Contemporary Design Trends: Orangeries Are the New Black

    Editor
    27 Aug 2014 | 4:14 am
    As another unpredictable British summer tails off, homeowners across the country are seeking ways to harness the last of the season’s rays … … which is why an orangerie is the ideal addition to the discerning sun worshippers property. Rather than setting up a deckchair and steadfastly refusing to move until the sun warms your pasty skin, invest in a contemporary design phenomenon that’ll leave your neighbours green with envy. As the name suggests, an orangerie was traditionally used to house citrus trees, enabling them to survive through harsh winters. From the 17th to the…
  • The 13 weirdest deaths in history!

    Nikos Kontorigas
    16 Jul 2014 | 9:36 am
    Nowadays, you get to hear that you have to live your life like there’s no tomorrow. Some of us do and that’s great actually because, if you read the list below you will understand that the cause of death can be varied, at least, and sometimes ridiculous. It goes without saying though, that the following people were certainly very unlucky. 1. Joao Maria de Souza from Brazil was killed in 2013 when a cow fell from the roof into his house, while he was asleep. Yeap, it is possible 2. Clement Vallandigham, a lawyer, was killed when he accidentally shot himself, while trying to prove…
  • Mystery sites around the world

    Nikos Kontorigas
    13 Jul 2014 | 7:55 am
    What’s a better mystery to solve, than a strange site with significant meaning somewhere on Earth? These sites are linked with stories or unexplained phenomena that defy rational explanation. Let’s see 4 of them that will trigger some unanswered questions. Nazca Lines, Peru In southern Peru there are a number of large, huge drawings on the hard sand of the desert, which are only seen from above. Were made by any extraterrestrial species? From a height, you can clearly distinguish a monkey, a spider or even a hummingbird. The American archaeologist Christina Conlee ensures that the…
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  • FAN MAIL!

    Jason Iannarino
    8 Sep 2014 | 6:30 pm
    As you all may know, I am now a segment producer for a new show called “The Flip Side starring Michael Loftus.” Loftus is an INCREDIBLY talented comedian/actor and a writer for a little show you might have heard of called “Anger Management” starring some guy named Charlie Sheen. I think he has done a few  movies or something. I am having a blast with this show and the crew of writers producers and artists that are involved. It’s a great group of guys and the project is actually taking off! We recently got picked up by Time Warner, Dish Network, and A T and T…
  • Michael Loftus Scores AGAIN with “The Flip Side”

    Jason Iannarino
    27 Apr 2014 | 9:43 am
    You have probably seen Michael Loftus on TV’s “World’s Dumbest” but there is nothing dumb about him. Loftus is known throughout Hollywood as one of the funniest stand up comedians around and also a very respected and accomplished writer for such shows as “The Lopez Show” and Charlie Sheen‘s popular show on FX, “Anger Management.” Most recently Loftus starred in a comedy special on the History Channel called “American Wiseass.” (Did I mention I was a producer on that show. I carried the project. Ok I was a producer anyway.) You…
  • The NEW ME!

    Jason Iannarino
    17 Apr 2014 | 9:43 am
    I’m back! Welcome to my new home on the web. I am going to be posting some content for you all, and you are going to love it. If you don’t, please feel free to f$ck yourself! Also,  follow me on Twitter and my new YouTube channel: I am a student of Relson Gracie Jiu Jitsu and I host a podcast called “The Jiu Jitsu Lifestyle Podcast” (Go subscribe on iTunes!) You never know where I’m going to be, or what I may be up to. I have had a life of adventures that include: Costarred in major motion pictures. Traveled the WORLD. Headlined comedy clubs all over the United…
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    Base Camp Legends

  • Up Close!

    Sue Sorenson
    17 Sep 2014 | 8:53 am
    I posted the story of our hunt on September 6th… but here’s the video of my encounter with the bull that came within 16 yards of me! In the video you can see that I would have had an opportunity to shoot when the bull turned. I was thinking all the while he was facing me of this…but my indecision cost me the opportunity! Another lesson learned. You need to be confident and decisive in making judgments on what the bull is presenting you! What a awesome encounter and now of course I’m  helplessly addicted to elk hunting… especially hunting the rut! The post Up…
  • Opening Day

    Sue Sorenson
    16 Sep 2014 | 11:00 am
    August 29, 2014 found us hiking up the mountain to spend the night on a narrow hogback waiting for the dawning of the 2014 archery season. A dawn Gary came close to never seeing… It started with a very innocent looking shale slide. We have crossed many shale slides. This one really looked no different. We found ourselves committed with no turning back when things took a very nasty turn. I had gone on ahead, very consumed with trying to stay on the mountain, so I never noticed until I was across that Gary was not behind me. By this time I had gone around an outcrop of rock so Gary was…
  • One Week into September

    Sue Sorenson
    16 Sep 2014 | 10:31 am
    September 6th found us high up on the mountainside in the cool timber at the edge of the elk’s favorite bedding grounds. We had heard the bugles drifting down on the morning thermals as we hiked up in the dark that morning. Gary was pretty certain where they would be and formed a plan to draw a lonely bull within bow range.             The elk had been silent for over an hour as we made our way up to the edge of the dark timber where Gary was certain they were bedding. He had past experience with this area, and knew we didn’t dare venture any further.
  • Turkey and Bear-Catching up on the Spring Hunts!

    Sue Sorenson
    31 Aug 2014 | 6:31 pm
    Now that Opening day of Archery season has come and gone and the magical month of September is stretching out before us, I will try and get caught up on the hunts we had in the Spring! I drew a Spring bear tag in a unit we know very well… I’ve drawn this tag three times now, and it’s also the unit we elk hunt in. I was hoping third times a charm, as I had yet to fill a bear tag. Gary was able to go with me in April and as always it was beautiful with the green hills and wild flowers. There were deer in abundance…but we never saw a bear… not even any bear sign.
  • Update From The Great Plains

    Sue Sorenson
    19 Feb 2014 | 3:00 am
    Well it looks like Tom’s family is getting acquainted with the Nebraska Outdoors.  Since moving there in December He’s been deer hunting three times, goose hunting once, shot his first Nebraska Coyote and this past weekend he went Ice fishing for the first time in his life.  Seems they aren’t letting any moss grow under their feet before they jump with both feet into all the Great Plains has to offer! Evidently Nebraska doesn’t have the long waiting period that most states have to get your residency and a hunting /fishing license. Deer hunting with his little scouts…
 
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    Where the Hell Was I?

  • Man's Only, Probably Untasty, Friend

    13 Sep 2014 | 9:59 pm
    Yo, scienteers! Check out this week's Secondhand SCIENCE post, all about ionic liquids. Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds. Well, actually, it probably is. But the parts I understand are pretty simple. So there's that.) I like animals. Not just the delicious ones, but some of the other ones are good, too. Like bobcats. And rhinos. And the white-tailed ptarmigan. Come to think of it, those might be delicious, too. I shouldn't knock what I've never tasted slow-roasted with barbecue sauce. Anyway, animals are pretty cool, and I like taking care of the ones that I can bond with in…
  • I've Got Two Tickets to... Uh, Yeah

    5 Sep 2014 | 7:34 pm
    (This week's Secondhand SCIENCE whut-whut is all about gravitational lensing. You wanna bend some starlight? Then you'll need a black hole or a galaxy or a certain singer's badonkadonk. Check it out.) Things are a little hectic this week, with a current events sketch show tomorrow to prep for, and some writing deadlines looming on the horizon. Or in some cases, looming directly over my shoulder. "Deadline breath smells like old garlic and fear, by the way." Deadline breath smells like old garlic and fear, by the way. Not a good time. So, in lieu of anything substantive word-wise, please to be…
  • The Glasses Menagerie

    28 Aug 2014 | 10:48 pm
    (Hey, look! News and stuff and crap to read!: This week's Secondhand SCIENCE rap is all about DNA methylation. It's got bunny suits. A tenuous tie-in to the Simpsons, in honor of the episode marathon running this week. And no actual rapping. It's all there. Check it out. Also! If you're Boston-based -- or just a Massophile -- you might enjoy some of my recent spew over on Apartments.com. Pick a topic. You got books and museums and Fenway and beer and "Ahts" and more beer. Because always beer. Finally! Friday night is sketch night. Come see our sketch team Always on Deck in the Best of Boston…
  • Polly Wanna Freaking Give Me a Hint Over Here?

    20 Aug 2014 | 10:15 pm
    (Science marches on -- even when it's Secondhand SCIENCE. This week, the big scientific deal is swarm robotics. Go check it out -- or I'll send a horde of Roombas to your house and make you. Not really. Plus if you live upstairs, Roomba goons are sort of useless as enforcers. Meanwhile, if you dig East Coast sketch comedy, you can catch me with:Always on Deck in the Test Drive slot at the Magnet Theater on Sunday August 24thAlways on Deck in the Best of Boston Sketch Festival at ImprovBoston on Friday August 29thCurrent Eventuals at ImprovBoston on Saturday September 6thWhew!) My wife's boss…
  • Magnet Videos, How Do They Work?

    16 Aug 2014 | 12:20 pm
    (It's nearly time for another round of Secondhand SCIENCE, but there's still time to see last Sunday's scintillating take on sublimation. Okay, technically there's always time to see it, assuming the internet continues to exist and the checks to my bandwidth provider don't bounce. Still. Also, if such things interest you, my contributions for Apartments.com are in full swing. If you love renting, or Boston, or both, or neither, you should totally check it out.) "Like how everyone finishes New Years' resolutions before the calendar rolls again, or how we always poop between grande burritos."…
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    List Of The Day

  • Joker Of The Day: High-Five

    Cary McNeal
    19 Sep 2014 | 8:59 am
    This dude rocks, but some people have no sense of humor. Thanks, Amy Carey.
  • Evil Cows Of Death (Meme Of The Day)

    Cary McNeal
    19 Sep 2014 | 8:00 am
    A little background from Know Your Meme. "Evil Cows is an advice animal image macro series featuring a photo of two cows standing in front of a burned-down building, similar in composition to the original Disaster Girl photograph. Like PTSD Clarinet Kid and Vengeance Dad, Evil Cows image macros are captioned with first-person confessions of vengeful deeds, but often include references to the
  • Vids Of The Day: Surfer Dude + Remix

    Cary McNeal
    18 Sep 2014 | 9:00 am
    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude! And, naturally, someone remixed it. Thanks for these, Mike Gentile.
  • Photoshop Contest Of The Day: Bagpiper

    Cary McNeal
    18 Sep 2014 | 7:00 am
    Selections from this Reddit thread. Link from Chris Carey. The original: The spoofs:
  • News: Billionaire Owner Books Himself To Open For The Eagles At MSG

    Cary McNeal
    18 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    It's good to be the billionaire. Even if your music sucks. Billionaire Owner Books Himself To Open For The Eagles At Madison Square Garden Among Knicks fans, team and Madison Square Garden owner Jim Dolan is a universally reviled villain — an impulsive self-regarding blowhard legacy case who inherited his billions, who operates without a shred of self-awareness, and who has crippled his team
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    English Russia

  • Trip to a Traditional Cloths and Fabric Making

    tim
    19 Sep 2014 | 1:19 pm
    In the small village on the bank of the river there is still a factory which continues the tradition of old craftsmanship. Well, there is no real continuity as in 1927 it was converted into a communist owned factory with … Read more...
  • Trip to North for a Biology Researchers Village

    tim
    18 Sep 2014 | 1:08 pm
    This is how an abandoned residential district looks in the Russian North. This is not some Far Far North in Siberia but rather a European North, close to Norway (really close, just maybe 50km from the border of Norway) and … Read more...
  • Tracked Gadget Made from Scrap and Lada

    tim
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:50 pm
      When people on the West build drones and other cool mechanry this guy from Russian South West has made a tracked vehicle for himself, basically a large tracked armchair to travel around. The parts were used is an old … Read more...
  • Wood and Lumber Exhibition of Year 1900

    tim
    17 Sep 2014 | 8:24 pm
    In the year 1900, the leading lumber and wood manufacturers came to St. Petersburg to participate in an exhibition of Russian wood industries. These are the things they brought with them. Come on inside to see what the exhibitions looked … Read more...
  • Power Plant Destroyed, Million People Left Powerless

    tim
    17 Sep 2014 | 3:31 pm
      Meanwhile, it has been reported that a few hours ago a major power plant was destroyed in Lughansk, Ukraine, leaving over one million people around it without power. They have not yet said if power will be restored in … Read more...
 
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    AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com

  • 18 People Who Look Like Their Pets

    Charlie Mattingly
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:23 pm
  • 20 Celebrity Names Your Mom Mispronounces

    awkward
    19 Sep 2014 | 4:25 pm
    April Labyrinth Cat Blanket Chewbacca Edmore Jerry Bunker Stephanie Gwynn Holly Pantene Ziggy Aztec Jana Pinkytoe Jazzy Jo Kwan Felix Kelly Cuckoo Cindy Loehman’s Lupus Morongo Rainn Wilson Sean Boop Sonya Viagra Lozenge Nails Trailer Swab Zeke Glafnakis Benedict Cumberbatch. Somehow, she gets this one right. (submitted by Jennifer O’Brien, an award-winning comedy writer based in LA. When she’s not busy humor writing for Awkward Family Photos, she’s reporting for parenting site, Red Tricycle, and chasing after her adorable toddler, Jack. Jennifer is super awkward because she laughs at…
  • Overwater

    awkward
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:05 pm
    “At 9 years old, I learned to waterski. Being short, I got a lot of spray in the face. Goggles seemed like a good idea at the time.” “At 9 years old, I learned to waterski. Being short, I got a lot of spray in the face. Goggles seemed like a good idea at the time.”
  • Lipstick

    awkward
    19 Sep 2014 | 9:37 am
    “This is me after I used up a tube of my mother’s lipstick…everywhere but my lips. Needless to say, my mother felt the need to capture this on film. Upon seeing it, most people comment that I look like I’m covered in blood. Lovely.” (submitted by Kacie) “This is me after I used up a tube of my mother’s lipstick…everywhere but my lips. Needless to say, my mother felt the need to capture this on film. Upon seeing it, most people comment that I look like I’m covered in blood. Lovely.” (submitted by Kacie)
  • Left Out

    awkward
    18 Sep 2014 | 3:49 pm
    “I was so tired of my little sister following me around and having to be in every picture I was in – she just had to be the center of attention. This time my mom told me (in the red dress) and my friend while playing dress up to pose for a picture and I was not going to let my sister be in it. I held the door closed (notice my devilish smile) so she could not come outside in the picture. My mom didn’t even notice this until she got the picture developed. And I saw my little sister got her way, she was still in the picture.” (submitted by Liz) “I was so tired of…
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    Fair City News

  • Venice of the Ozarks Briefly Revealed

    FairCityNews.com
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:11 am
    A CU gondola carries travels down Brentwood canal Springfield, MO – Yesterday flood rains dissected the city of Springfield into a group of 118 small islands separated by canals and for a few moments Springfield existed as the Venice of the Ozarks, further verifying the city as one of the most important tourist destinations in the world. Before the deluge of rain, Springfield, MO was listed as the 28th most visited city in Missouri. There are numerous attractions in the area, such as Bass Pro Shops, the site where they shot a COPS episode last year and a field where Brad Pitt once pissed on…
  • Snake Oil – September

    FairCityNews.com
    16 Sep 2014 | 6:18 am
  • MSU Provost Finally Exacts Revenge

    FairCityNews.com
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:27 am
    Finnegan, mastermind behind 37-year revenge Springfield, MO – In what’s being labeled as “an act thirty seven years in the making”, Missouri State University Provost and Vice Chairman of Bureaucratic Affairs Manfred Finnegan is being hailed as both “a visionary in the art of revenge” and “possibly the worst person to ever exist” as a result of his decision to close down the better part of Grand Street for repairs as the school year begins. “Oh, let me tell you, I’ve waited a long, long, long time for this”, he gleefully…
  • Mobile Car Compactor Solves MSU Parking Problem

    FairCityNews.com
    11 Sep 2014 | 5:40 am
    Car smasher fits more cars into parking spaces Springfield, MO – Missouri State University officials acknowledged campus parking has been causing extra challenges this fall, because of more students and new construction so they have implemented a plan to bring in a mobile car compactor to help alleviate parking congestion. “When I hear a complaint that says there is no where to park, that’s simply not true,” said one official, “With our new mobile car compactor we will be able to fit more cars into tighter, more convenient spaces, which should please our student…
  • Clif Smart to Twerk @ MSU Blackout

    FairCityNews.com
    10 Sep 2014 | 6:43 am
    Smart seen twerk practicing in Student Union Springfield, MO – After crowd surfing at the newly renovated Plaster Stadium, Clif Smart has vowed to twerk during Saturday’s 6:00 pm Bears home opener vs. North Dakota if the new student section is packed out for Saturday night’s “Blackout”. Smart set the stage by crowd surfing earlier this week and claimed to raise the stakes if the students come out to support the MSU football team. “Obviously the only place to go after crowd surfing is twerking,” said sophomore Jamie Lake, of Kirksville, MO, “that’s…
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    FMyLife

  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    19 Sep 2014 | 8:30 am
    Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    19 Sep 2014 | 5:52 am
    Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    19 Sep 2014 | 1:58 am
    Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
  • clairebear104 says FML

    clairebear104
    18 Sep 2014 | 8:15 pm
    Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
  • Lexi801 says FML

    Lexi801
    18 Sep 2014 | 6:56 pm
    Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML
 
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    Lowering the Bar

  • Suspension Likely for Lawyer Who Photoshopped Herself Into Celebrity Photos

    Kevin
    19 Sep 2014 | 12:36 pm
    Yes, it is goofy to show up for court dressed like Thomas Jefferson (see "I Am Incompetent, Lawyer Argues Unnecessarily" (Sept. 18)), but at least that guy didn't pretend he was Jefferson or that he and TJ were actually pals. He also didn't paint himself into a Jefferson portrait and use it as an endorsement, I'll give him that too. A few of many Not the first tale of misleading Photoshoppery I've told, but it is the first involving a lawyer. (This one, in which a lawyer put his face on the Lincoln Memorial, is not in the same category.) On September 11, California's State…
  • "I Am Incompetent!" Lawyer Argues Unnecessarily

    Kevin
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:25 pm
    Last Friday, Dennis Hawver argued to the Kansas Supreme Court that he should not be disbarred for his representation of Phillip Cheatham in a 2005 trial. As you may suspect, that trial that did not go well for the defense. Certainly, the fact that the defendant was sentenced to death, as well as several lengthy prison terms just in case, itself says nothing at all about the skill of the defense attorney. An attorney may provide entirely competent or even the best possible representation and yet the client may still lose. In fact, this happens to someone in pretty much every case. It's…
  • Assorted Stupidity #66

    Kevin
    18 Sep 2014 | 7:40 am
    You'd like to think people wouldn't need these reminders anymore, but let's try it one more time: (1) always wear your seatbelt, no matter where in the vehicle you're sitting; and (2) never light the driver's armpit hair on fire while the vehicle is in motion. Simple rules, too often ignored. Speaking of geniuses, Kent Easter was convicted the other day after being retried on false-imprisonment charges. He's the attorney who, along with his attorney wife, planted drugs in the car of a school volunteer to get back at her for some stupid kid-related thing. (She pleaded guilty last year.) You'd…
  • Good Reason to Kill #50: Would Not Buy a Hat

    Kevin
    17 Sep 2014 | 12:16 pm
    This case did not involve an angry hat-seller, but rather was an incident of domestic violence, which, I hasten to point out, is never funny except on the very rare occasions it is. According to WKRN in Nashville, a woman was arrested Saturday night after assaulting her husband outside Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville (this was the Nashville Margaritaville, not one of the many other Margaritavilles in what turns out to be a frighteningly large and aggressively expanding Margaritaville Empire). Reportedly, the woman became furious after her husband refused to buy her a hat.
  • You're Not Fooling Anybody, Clown

    Kevin
    16 Sep 2014 | 5:44 pm
    Personally, I have no doubt this was a deliberate attack: Darlene B___ v. Jerusalem Temple Ancient Arabic Order of Nobles of the Mystic Shrine; Praetorian Insurance Company; Board of Supervisors for the University of Louisiana System; George Carden Circus International Inc.; THE Insurance Co., No. 2014-07176 G (New Orleans 7/22/2014) Personal injury action. Plaintiff injured her shoulder when she forcefully fell into the camel cage at defendants' circus after she was backed into by a clown. They've killed before.          Related…
 
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    nonamedufus

  • Taught By My Example - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    16 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
    "Having grandkids is great" I thought. "You get to teach them stuff and play with them, not to mention spoil them with gifts and candy and such, and when they start to get tired or a little out of control you get to give them back."So I starting thinking and planning what I'd do with my grandkids the next time they visited. They're my daughter's kids. And I love to spoil them while making things difficult for her and her husband - in a fun way of course. They'd tell their parents "But Grampa said... " I look upon it sort of as karma. My daughter's not so sure."Let's see" I said to myself…
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    14 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
  • Taking a Deep Breath - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    9 Sep 2014 | 7:34 am
    "Try taking a deep breath" I suggested. She sat in front of me, breasts heaving, trying to catch her breath. She appeared at my door moments ago, wild-eyed and trembling. "Detective Case?" she had gasped. I knew she was frightened by something. Hey, I'm a detective, right? So I put my sleuthing skills to the test as she crumpled into my office chair."How can I help you?" I asked in my best-ever inquiring detective voice.She swallowed hard, averted her eyes and folded her arms over those heaving breasts. My detecting skills determined she was amply endowed."What was that?" I said. Good Lord.
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    7 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
  • I Close My Eyes And I Listen - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    3 Sep 2014 | 11:05 am
    June and Bob had spent months planning their annual hike along the Trans Canada Trail. Not the whole trail, of course. 14,000 miles in a long weekend was absolutely impossible. Over the last several years the adventurous couple had hiked several sections of the trail. Last year it was Prince Edward Island, the first province to complete its trail. The year before they'd hiked a section of the Trail in Alberta. This year, June and Bob had decided to hike Gatineau Park, virtually in their own backyard.And so, on October 11, at the beginning of Canadian Thanksgiving long weekend, they set off…
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    Ann's Rants

  • Kindergartners at the preschool reunion

    Ann Imig
    16 Sep 2014 | 10:35 am
    Recently my niece (who works as a nanny) made me aware that not only do some preschools hold graduation ceremonies, but some also hold reunions for their graduates. Imagine all the catching up among those 5-year-olds! Okay, I’ll imagine for you…   “OMG! You look exactly the same!!” “No, I look better. I wipe my own nose now!”   “Boy, please, those skinny jeans look AMAZE. What’s your secret?” “No diaper butt, no problem! [wink]“   “Wememboh when we wew babies and couldn’t say ouw lettoh ow?
  • Anna Whiston-Donaldson’s “Rare Bird” is an open palm of faith, fortitude, and hope

    Ann Imig
    9 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    Today Anna Whiston-Donaldson’s memoir Rare Bird appears  in bookstores everywhere. Three years ago yesterday, her son Jack went out to play in the rain and never came home.   I wrote, then: “One of ours has lost one of theirs. He was right here—just the other day—and now no more. Children die every day. We know this, and we keep walking our own paths, trying to keep sight of our own children and loved ones, busy with the foraging of our own day. Mothers, fathers, daughters and sons walk all around us, and every day people get separated from the pack—lost, perished. As…
  • Practice humor. Because crying and eating is funny.

    Ann Imig
    4 Sep 2014 | 7:14 pm
    Have you ever tried to cry and eat at the same time? It’s difficult, but possible. Recently I watched a sad internet video, and I cried, while continuing to eat my delicious Oats N’ More directly from the box. Soon I was crying, eating, and also laughing — all while trying to not to choke on my No Brand Oat Bunches. Who stops eating to cry? By chomping away you tell that sadness Okay sadness, you have the exact quotient of sad to give me tears and a lump in my throat, but not enough sad to merit interruption of semi-delectable oat clusters passing through my esophagus. Which…
  • My privilege is showing. It think it’s probably better that way.

    Ann Imig
    14 Aug 2014 | 5:10 pm
    I feel confident writing humor and publishing it here. I enjoy this luxury– blogging and spearheading LTYM–while conscious of self-employment as a luxury that any manner of life-events could interrupt. My privilege of creative expression stems from stability–at present a life free of major stressors (illness, poverty, for starters, and racism is where this is going) and, historically, a life full of pretty much every imaginable support. Fear has kept me from writing this post–fear of showing my privilege, of saying the wrong thing, of sounding like I know what…
  • I present a book cover, some beautiful photos, and myself as a joey. Voila!

    Ann Imig
    13 Aug 2014 | 6:10 am
    Some exciting things occurred this week: photo by Wesley Verhoeve On Sunday I met an intriguing, innovative guy named Wesley Verhoeve, who creates beautiful things that move people. He interviewed me for his cool project #OneOfManyUSA in which he travels to 12 cities interviewing creative folks. photo by Wesley Verhoeve On Monday I revealed the cover of LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER: What she said then, what we’re saying now. I hope you like the tagline, as it took me several iterations. It’s already available for pre-order! Finally, my friend Vikki photo-shopped me into a Kangaroo pouch…
 
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    The Bean

  • The Cosmo Quiz: Facial Hair Edition

    Bejewell
    28 Aug 2014 | 6:00 am
    If you’re currently growing out your facial hair and considering the Full Beard + No Mustache option — but you’re unsure if this is the right look for you — please ask yourself the following questions: 1.  Are you Amish? 2. Are you Abraham Lincoln? 3. Are you a leprechaun? 4. Are you Uncle Sam? 5. Are you a Klingon? If you answered “yes” to one or more of the above questions, this look is totally appropriate for you. If you answered “no” to all of the above, but have already grown your facial hair out to this unfortunate style — Heads up,…
  • Target Store Opens More than Three Checkout Lanes; Shoppers Confused

    Bejewell
    2 Aug 2014 | 9:10 am
    AUSTIN, TX—Shoppers used to waiting in long lines at a local Target store’s three open checkout lanes were baffled this Saturday when a fourth register was opened. “We all just stood there, staring at each other,” said Nina Martin, a mom of three who was fifth in line at Lane 26 in the Parmer/I-35 North location when the light for Lane 27 suddenly flashed on. “There were at least three people behind me and we all wanted to rush over there, but none of us did because we just couldn’t believe it.” Store manager Nicholas Strong made the unprecedented decision to open a fourth…
  • Death By Toenail

    Bejewell
    29 Jun 2014 | 8:20 am
    The Big Bean is one of my favorite people in the world. He’s a great husband. A wonderful father. A good friend. He works hard to provide for his family. He makes me laugh every day. And last night, he almost killed me with his toenails. For years I’ve joked about his poor foot grooming habits, complaining (mostly in jest) that the nails were too long and too strong, the jagged bits dangerously sharp (but probably convenient when climbing). I’ve called him names like Fred Flintstone and Tarzan. I’ve asked him to fetch me a bunch of bananas from the tallest tree in the…
  • Know Who’ll Love This Giveaway? Your Mom

    Bejewell
    7 May 2014 | 6:07 pm
    I don’t often do giveaways. In fact, I’ve only done one giveaway on this blog that I can remember, and that was like six years ago when I still had a Blackberry. I gave a $5 gift card to the first person who correctly identified the mysterious booger-like substance I found on my desk. (Correct answer for the curious: Lotion spooge.) So clearly I’m not an expert in the giveaway department. But when I met this amazing jewelry designer named Ryan Sadkin, I knew I had to do one. Because Ryan Sadkin, being not only an incredibly talented designer but also just an all-around super-hot and…
  • Action:Reaction

    Bejewell
    24 Apr 2014 | 8:54 pm
    IF YOU… I WILL… Hold the door open for me Thank you profusely Do NOT hold the door open for me Thank you anyway, with dripping sarcasm Tell me what to do Take great pleasure in doing exactly the opposite of whatever you just said Tell me I can’t do something Prove you wrong Cut me off in traffic Wait until I’m next to you again, then casually scratch my nose… with my middle finger Ask me what time it is Answer with either, “MILLER TIME!” or “Time to make the donuts” Become famous simply because you have big tits, a big ass, big hair or big money Never never never watch…
 
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    The Good, Clean Funnies List

  • Can't Stop

    info@gcfl.net
    19 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade. "I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?" "Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap." Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
  • Expenses

    info@gcfl.net
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    My brother was recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it. He was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the premium would be lower." He smiled. "That would be like buying an airline just to get free peanuts." Received from martysjotd.
  • What's That Sound?

    info@gcfl.net
    17 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    "What is that sound?" a woman asked at our nature center. "It's the frogs trilling for a mate," Patti, the naturalist, explained. "We have a pair in the science room. But since they've been together for so long, they no longer sing to each other." The woman nodded sympathetically, "The trill is gone."
  • Rabies

    info@gcfl.net
    16 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    My neighbor was bitten by a stray, rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will? What will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite." Received from Larry.
  • A Trip to Wal-Mart

    info@gcfl.net
    15 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house -- mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty and are covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit: jeans with the hole in the knee, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age, you might do the following. In your 20s: Stop what you are…
 
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    Futility Closet

  • First and Last

    Greg Ross
    19 Sep 2014 | 3:46 pm
    Image: Wikimedia Commons By coincidence, the first and last British soldiers to be killed in action during World War II lie in graves that face one another. British Army private John Parr was shot while on a reconnaissance patrol in Belgium on Aug. 21, 1914, 17 days after Britain declared war. Private George Edwin Ellison was killed on patrol on the outskirts of Mons on Nov. 11, 1918, 90 minutes before the armistice came into effect. Both are buried in the St. Symphorien military cemetery southeast of Mons, which was lost to the Germans at the start of the war and regained at the very end.
  • User Friendly

    Greg Ross
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:43 am
    Ook! is a programming language designed to be understood by orangutans. According to the design specification, the language has only three syntax elements (“Ook.” “Ook?” “Ook!”), and it “has no need of comments. The code itself serves perfectly well to describe in detail what it does and how it does it. Provided you are an orang-utan.” This example prints the phrase “Hello world”: Ook. Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook! Ook? Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
  • Unquote

    Greg Ross
    18 Sep 2014 | 11:42 pm
    “Men, who are rogues individually, are in the mass very honorable people.” — Montesquieu
  • Safe Travel

    Greg Ross
    18 Sep 2014 | 11:52 am
    London resident Louisa Llewellin filed this dramatic patent in 1904. If there’s a story behind it, I haven’t been able to discover it: This invention relates to improvements in gloves for self-defence and other purposes and more especially for the use of ladies who travel alone and are therefore liable to be assailed by thieves and others. The object is to provide means whereby a person’s face can be effectually disfigured and the display of the article which forms the subject of my invention would speedily warn an assailant of what he might expect should he not desist from…
  • Piece Work

    Greg Ross
    17 Sep 2014 | 11:46 pm
    Tangrams can demonstrate the Pythagorean theorem. The yellow figure in the diagram above is a right triangle; the seven pieces that make up the square on the hypotenuse can be rearranged to form squares on the other two sides. The third-century mathematician Liu Hui used to explain the theorem by dissecting and rearranging squares. Proper tangrams did not appear until centuries later, but modern Chinese mathematician Liu Dun writes, “We can hypothesize that the inventor of the Tangram, if not a mathematician, was at least inspired or enlightened by” this practice. (From Jerry…
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    Best Clean Funny Jokes

  • Funny movie quote from Airplane 2: The Sequel

    traymond
    15 Sep 2014 | 12:16 pm
    Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn’t handle it. Prosecutor: Buddy couldn’t handle it. Was Buddy one of your crew? Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn’t handle it, and he went to pieces. Prosecutor: Andy went to pieces? Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued. Prosecutor: Howie came unglued? Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued. Prosecutor: And he bailed out? Witness: No.
  • How do you make a gorilla stew?

    traymond
    13 Sep 2014 | 9:00 am
    Brent: Dr. Manny, this is delicious! Manny: I call it Manny’s gorilla stew. Brent: So how do you make a gorilla stew? Manny: You keep it waiting for two hours.
  • A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq

    traymond
    11 Sep 2014 | 9:04 am
    A CNN Reporter, BBC Reporter, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded. The CNN Reporter said, ‘Well, I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with French fries.” The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said “Now, I can die.” The BBC Reporter said, ‘I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen.
  • Weatherman was charged with speeding

    traymond
    10 Sep 2014 | 9:00 am
    In traffic court, a weatherman was charged with speeding. The judge told him, “All right, Mr. Weatherman, listen closely—I’m going to fine you 100 dollars, and if you ever appear before this court on a speeding charge again, you’ll have 30 days in jail! What do you have to say to that? Without missing a beat, the weatherman replied, “Fine today, cooler tomorrow.”
  • A Woman’s Age

    traymond
    9 Sep 2014 | 9:00 am
    A girl asks her older aunt, “Auntie, what should you say to a boyfriend who wants to know your age?” The aunt replied, “You just tell him that a woman’s age is her own business!” After a moment’s consideration, the Aunt added, “… and I’ve been in business a long time!”
 
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    Points in Case - Enlightening and Irreverent Comedy

  • 8 Steps to Overcoming Your Anxiety, Hopefully

    Wesley Jansen
    19 Sep 2014 | 3:04 pm
    Article by Wesley Jansen Have you ever had a nightmare before? Do you often feel nervous before taking a really big exam in school that will determine your professional future? If you were in an old, dark house completely by yourself and you saw a large, vaporous entity progressing toward you at incredibly fast speed, would you become a bit frightened? Would a slight feeling of uneasiness creep up on you if you were in a bar when a profoundly muscular, emotionally-unbalanced, mentally-ill, psychotic, fully enraged, 340-pound ex-convict told you that he would be waiting outside for you at your…
  • Dumbfounded Priest Officiates Soap Opera Wedding

    Luke Strickler
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:20 pm
    Article by Luke Strickler Ladies and gentlemen. Family, friends, and assorted cast, thank you for coming to this ceremony. But before I go any further, I figure I might as well start by asking if anyone has objections to this wedding, and to speak now or forever hold your peace... Really? No one's finding this shit weird? You're all cool with what's happened this season?  ...Fine. Okay, well if the ring bearer will now please present the rings, that don't look AT ALL LIKE THE ROYAL WEDDING JEWELS OF THE NORTH.We are gathered here today to celebrate the joining of Ryan and Ashley in marriage.
  • Branding Yourself is the Key to Success in Life

    Adam Fishbein
    16 Sep 2014 | 8:34 pm
    Article by Adam Fishbein It is difficult to distinguish yourself from the masses today. With 14 billion or so fellow human beings wandering this little blue planet, it is easy to be dismissed or ignored. You want to be seen as an individual, but there are thousands, if not tens of thousands of people out there just like you. So in this day and age, how are you supposed to get a job? Start your own business? Win over family and friends? The solution is simple: Sell yourself. Be a product. Become your own brand.It's easier than it sounds. The first step: image. Pick a look and stick with it.
  • My Week with Carolyn

    Ben Sarat
    15 Sep 2014 | 4:22 am
    Article by Ben Sarat Day 1Monday starts like any other Monday for Carolyn: a dead antelope carcass in the bookcase, a vinyl Ludacris album skipping on the stereo, and a Rabbi reciting a fake Torah portion on The Jewish Channel. I nibble on some cold tomato soup as Carolyn emerges from her lair in the laundry room. She mutters something about a Beatles concert she went to in 2002 and then heads to the lavatory. I ask Carolyn if she likes apples and she says she is more of a plum person. I don't think she understands the joke so I take eleven Benadryl and fall asleep.She comes out eight hours…
  • The Importance of Laughing Matters

    Luke Pohjala
    12 Sep 2014 | 11:20 am
    Article by Luke Pohjala Laughter is an important part of everyone's lives. Can you remember the last time you laughed? What caused you to laugh? Who were you pointing at as you laughed? People all over the world laugh. Laughter, over math, is the preferred universal language. Laughter can break cultural barriers. I know this because every time I've vacationed in another country, the local people couldn't stop laughing at me. Seeing all those smiling faces made me feel as if I was still at home. Some people consider it a good trait to be able to laugh at themselves, which is why I always carry…
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    Really Funny Jokes

  • All occupations contribute

    Mitesh Asher
    19 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    One fine day, the English grammar teacher said to everyone in the class, "Okay kids, all of you will tell me what your parents do for a living. Raise your hands one by one and tell me your parents' occupation."Tina said her father is a doctor.Jack said his mother worked with the Government Department handling irrigationNancy said her father is an engineer.Betty said her father is an accountantIt was Bill's turn and he said to the teacher, "My mother entertains men at night."There was complete silence.The teacher sent him to the principal, Mr. Jones. When Bill returned to class, the teacher…
  • The chemical solution

    Mitesh Asher
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    When Nathan came home, he asked his wife Dara, "What is Tim doing?" Tim was their 10-year old son who loved gadgets. Dara told him that Tim was in his bedroom playing with the chemistry set that they had gifted him on Christmas eve. Nathan wanted to check on his son, so he went upstairs to Tim's bedroom. As he got closer to Tim's room, he heard the sound of something being pounded on the wall. When he entered the room, he saw Tim hammering a nail into the wall. Nathan asked his son, "What are you doing, Tim? Why are you hammering the nail into the wall? Aren't you supposed to be playing with…
  • Story of a funeral

    Mitesh Asher
    17 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Michelle went to the City Funeral Home to arrange for her husband Mel's funeral. She told the attendant that she wanted Mel to be dressed in a grey suit when he was buried.The attendant asked, "Madam, don't you think it would be convenient to let him wear beige suit that he is already dressed in?"Michelle was sure about what she wanted and told the attendant that her instructions be followed. Money was not a problem.On the day of the funeral, Michelle finds Mel attired in a grey business suit while he rested in the coffin. She told the attendant it was perfect and asked him the cost.The…
  • An office joke

    Mitesh Asher
    16 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    The Admin and HR head in my organization pulled a fast one on all employees during the lunch break on the last day of the financial year. He announced, "Everyone pay attention, we are going to pay a little game. Your increment will depend on whether you play this game successfully."He continued, "I will announce the name of a fruit, and as soon as you hear it, you all have to move to the left side of the hall. If i announce the name of a colour, everyone has to move to the right side of the hall. Anyone who moves in the wrong direction misses his or her pay hike this year.Clear to…
  • Family phone

    Mitesh Asher
    15 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Felix was not happy with his 12 year old daughter Tia, spending all her time on the landline phone. Because of her, nobody could use the house phone. So he bought her a mobile phone to keep her away from the house phone.Next day, when he came back from work, he found Tia sprawled on the couch and gossiping on the house phone.Angered, Felix shouted at her, "Why don't you use the mobile phone I bought you?""Oh I can't do that," Tia replied, "I'm expecting an important call on my cellphone."
 
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    Very Good Short Funny Jokes | Making Life a Little More Humorous

  • Appropriate punishment

    Mitesh Asher
    19 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Betty, 7 years of age, was playing in the backyard of her home when she was disturbed by the buzzing of some bees. She picked up her badminton racket and swatted them down and then crushed them under her feet. When John, her father saw this, he scolded her saying, "No honey for you for the next 2 weeks. You should realize what you have done."After a little while, John noticed Betty catch some butterflies, she played with their wings, and then crushed them with her hands. John was shocked and reprimanded her again.  He said, "Betty, do you realize how bad you have been today? No butter…
  • Music conductor

    Mitesh Asher
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Music conductor Claudio asked his friend, "Do you know the What's the difference between a conductor and a horse-carriage driver?"He continued, "Let me tell you. The horse-carriage driver only has to look at two horses' behinds."
  • Millionaire

    Mitesh Asher
    17 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Bobby: How can a wife help make her husband a millionaire?Robbie : That's simple, he should be a billionaire!
  • Kitty

    Mitesh Asher
    16 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Jack was a salesman who often used to travel out of town for business. On one such trip, he was driving on a country road, when his car broke down. It was getting dark and he had nowhere to go, so he sought  shelter in a farmhouse across the road. The owner of the farmhouse was a kind man, and he welcomed Jack inside to spend the night. He also promised to get his car repaired in the morning.The owner said to Jack, "The only problem here is that we have very little room. So you can either sleep on the couch or share the spare bedroom with Kitty.Jack was allergic to cats and he thought it…
  • How to plan your retirement

    Mitesh Asher
    15 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Bill and Dave were discussing their retirement plans. With their impending retirement next summer, both of them were concerned about that they would be doing with their lives when they don't have to go to work anymore.While Bill had lined up some hobbies which he wanted to pursue, Dave didn't have any and was wondering how to make use of his free time.Bill said to Dave, "I have a suggestion. Why don't you go and visit the kids."Dave replied, "I got only one kid.  But I could visit my bothers and sisters. That would keep me occupied for an entire year."Bill asked, "A year??"Dave said, "I…
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    The Last King Of Shambhala

  • Freaky Freaky Friday Episode #1 (Web Comic): Xiao Xiao, the Imaginary Panda

    Daniel Newton
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:32 pm
    Good morning and welcome to the very first episode of Freaky Freaky Friday! The web comic so freaky you have to say it twice. If you'd like to read the characters introducing themselves, click here. If not, scroll down and enjoy the adventure! Daniel :-) If you'd like to see what happens next, make sure you subscribe by clicking here ... and as a bonus, you'll
  • Introducing a new weekly web comic - a 'Phantasmagorical Punk' web comic by me - Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    11 Sep 2014 | 2:24 am
    Salut friend! Thought I'd write to you, my blessed and bodacious blog follower, to tell you of a new web comic (or webcomic as some refer to it), that I'm launching next Friday. Well, it could be your Thursday, or your Saturday, depending where on this beautiful blue and green planet you hail from. However, for me, it'll be posted on Fridays, and hence I've called the web comic "
  • New Paintings for a Trendy Nepalese Restaurant by Daniel Grant Newton (DGN Productions)

    Daniel Newton
    28 Aug 2014 | 3:56 am
    Happy Friday or Thursday (depending on where in the world you are),  Thought I'd write to you and share two new paintings I have created for a trendy new Nepalese Restaurant opening soon.   I designed these two paintings to face each other on either side of the restaurant.    The story in my head being that a woman comes before a stone buddha, and when she closes her eyes to pray with
  • Don't Miss Out! Get Your Name On the Waiting List For Daniel Grant Newton's Issue #1 of 'Spies, Lies and Mysteries'

    Daniel Newton
    14 Aug 2014 | 8:58 pm
    Hey e-buddy, hope your week has been awesome and you are riding high on the #TGIF wave.  Whoa dude! Hold your magic unicorns though, because if your week has been going well, prepare to have it go even better. And if it hasn't gone well, prepare for it to get better. How much better you ask? Getting to put your name on the waiting list for a free copy of my freakin' awesome comic better.  
  • Cover of my new comic 'Spies, Lies and Mysteries: Paint the Town Red' hot off the press!

    Daniel Newton
    4 Aug 2014 | 6:51 pm
    Hey my dear blog buddy,  Hope your week is going 'crazy, sexy, cool' good.  So last week I revealed a little bit of my comic showing a painting I had done, today I'm going to reveal to you - my super awesome blog follower - the front cover of the comic, and how that painting will be used. Also, on a side note, if you live in or near Brisbane, Australia, an art gallery will be opening
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    Chuckle Buzz » Chuckle Buzz | Chuckle Buzz

  • Derek Quotes – Lines From Channel 4 Comedy Drama Episodes

    Channel 4 Programs
    26 Aug 2014 | 1:42 pm
    Created and starring Ricky Gervais Derek has proved a big success. It is a series which has no set genre. As Ricky has said himself before, if it makes you laugh it’s comedy, makes you cry it’s drama. And if both happen then it’s like real life. Lines From Episodes of Derek These... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit the website for full content by clicking the title! ]]
  • QI Episode Quotes and Statistics – by Stephen Fry and Guests

    theboss
    26 Aug 2014 | 1:23 pm
    QI is the popular BBC comedy which has been running for many years now. Here are some funny lines from the show as well as statistics in book. Some of the series have been released on DVD, and you can also get an interactive DVD game if you think you have the knowledge to score positive points!... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit the website for full content by clicking the title! ]]
  • Blackadder Goes Forth Quotes and Classic Clips!

    BBC Programs
    22 Aug 2014 | 7:32 am
    Probably the best of all the series of Blackadder written by Richard Curtis & Ben Elton. Blackadder Goes Forth was a brilliant mix of clever lines, cheesy jokes and a bit of silliness (remember the court case for the lovely, plump, speckily pigeon called Speckled Jim), all wrapped around a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit the website for full content by clicking the title! ]]
  • Keith Lemon Quotes from Celebrity Juice

    ITV Programs
    22 Aug 2014 | 7:00 am
    Shown on ITV2, ‘Celebrity Juice’ has been on our screens since 2008. It is known for it’s constant crude sexual jokes, hot guests and Keith Lemon’s catchphrases and general randomness that comes out of his filthy ginger mouth! There is also a Keith Lemon film and other... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit the website for full content by clicking the title! ]]
  • Comedy Production Investments

    theboss
    22 Aug 2014 | 6:30 am
    We have a Kickstarter account where small investments are made to comedy productions that have exciting ideas. Whether it is a film, stage production, TV series or other creative as long as it is funny we will be interested. This website doesn’t make much money, in fact it makes as good as no... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit the website for full content by clicking the title! ]]
 
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    Fair City News

  • Venice of the Ozarks Briefly Revealed

    FairCityNews.com
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:11 am
    A CU gondola carries travels down Brentwood canal Springfield, MO – Yesterday flood rains dissected the city of Springfield into a group of 118 small islands separated by canals and for a few moments Springfield existed as the Venice of the Ozarks, further verifying the city as one of the most important tourist destinations in the world. Before the deluge of rain, Springfield, MO was listed as the 28th most visited city in Missouri. There are numerous attractions in the area, such as Bass Pro Shops, the site where they shot a COPS episode last year and a field where Brad Pitt once pissed on…
  • Snake Oil – September

    FairCityNews.com
    16 Sep 2014 | 6:18 am
  • MSU Provost Finally Exacts Revenge

    FairCityNews.com
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:27 am
    Finnegan, mastermind behind 37-year revenge Springfield, MO – In what’s being labeled as “an act thirty seven years in the making”, Missouri State University Provost and Vice Chairman of Bureaucratic Affairs Manfred Finnegan is being hailed as both “a visionary in the art of revenge” and “possibly the worst person to ever exist” as a result of his decision to close down the better part of Grand Street for repairs as the school year begins. “Oh, let me tell you, I’ve waited a long, long, long time for this”, he gleefully…
  • Mobile Car Compactor Solves MSU Parking Problem

    FairCityNews.com
    11 Sep 2014 | 5:40 am
    Car smasher fits more cars into parking spaces Springfield, MO – Missouri State University officials acknowledged campus parking has been causing extra challenges this fall, because of more students and new construction so they have implemented a plan to bring in a mobile car compactor to help alleviate parking congestion. “When I hear a complaint that says there is no where to park, that’s simply not true,” said one official, “With our new mobile car compactor we will be able to fit more cars into tighter, more convenient spaces, which should please our student…
  • Clif Smart to Twerk @ MSU Blackout

    FairCityNews.com
    10 Sep 2014 | 6:43 am
    Smart seen twerk practicing in Student Union Springfield, MO – After crowd surfing at the newly renovated Plaster Stadium, Clif Smart has vowed to twerk during Saturday’s 6:00 pm Bears home opener vs. North Dakota if the new student section is packed out for Saturday night’s “Blackout”. Smart set the stage by crowd surfing earlier this week and claimed to raise the stakes if the students come out to support the MSU football team. “Obviously the only place to go after crowd surfing is twerking,” said sophomore Jamie Lake, of Kirksville, MO, “that’s…
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    Noise to Signal

  • You mess up, we break your thumb… drive.

    Rob Cottingham
    5 Sep 2014 | 1:53 pm
    Corrupt cops and politicians? Bruno and me, we like ‘em. Corrupt removable media? Naw, that ain’t so good. That’s the sort of thing that makes me and Bruno upset. And when we get upset, we like to hack things. Only Bruno, here, he doesn’t hack with a computer, you get what I’m sayin’? He’s more like what you’d call a social engineer, except he beats the crap outta you. We’re lettin’ you off light, you know: muss up your hair a little, wrinkle that shirt up, give ya something to think about. But lemme tell you: if Kingston Technology…
  • We also considered “Momentary Apps in Judgement”

    Rob Cottingham
    2 Sep 2014 | 5:27 pm
    Google has just announced that “Google Apps for Business” are (is?) being renamed “Google Apps for Work“. And as someone who does a lot of work with the nonprofit and government sectors, I’m giving that branding a thumbs-up. That said, it would make me happy to think that there were at least a few days when “Google Apps for Getting Shit Done” was a real contender. Hey, there’s this thing where you tell jokes instead of drawing them. I believe the kids call it the standing-up comedy. And I’m going to be doing it on Wednesday, October 15th…
  • Next up, my Hour-Long-Break-With-A-Caesar-And-A-Good-Book challenge

    Rob Cottingham
    1 Sep 2014 | 1:24 pm
    Beth Kanter gave me a kind nudge on Facebook to draw something about the Ice Bucket Challenge to support ALS research. Here it is! Now, if you’re looking for something beyond graphic smartassery — like, say, real insight into the success of the challenge and what it means for the non-profit sector — check out Beth’s blog posts on the subject: Is A Downer News Cycle A Factor in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Success? Ice Bucket Challenge: Can Other Nonprofits Reproduce It? Has the Ice Bucket Challenge Spawned Charity Jacking? And watch Alexandra Samuel in this panel on the…
  • BA, MA, PhD, DNA

    Rob Cottingham
    25 Aug 2014 | 12:59 am
    I’m a few years away from having to see one of my kids leave home for college or university for the first time. So at the moment, it’s still an abstract thing. But it’s coming, this thing where they grow up and move out, it’s coming like a bullet train, and it’ll be here before I know it. And as proud and excited as I’ll be, I know it’ll hurt like hell. So: parents who are saying goodbye this week to your kids for the next year… this cartoon’s for you. By the way, it was a tossup at my end between this caption and the one below. Big thanks…
  • Feeling way too happy? Read a novel.

    Rob Cottingham
    21 Jul 2014 | 3:17 pm
    Many great novels, like a lot of great art, force us to confront things we’d rather avoid. I get that. But oh my lord, literature can be a massive downer. I first encountered that in high school, when we read the short story “Paul’s Case” back to back with The Mayor of Casterbridge. Let’s be clear: astonishing works of art are astonishing. But after years of stories where plucky protagonists invariably wrested victory from the jaws of defeat, they were a shock. As an introduction to tragedy, it was like learning how to eat spicy food by eating a scotch bonnet…
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    Words, Pictures, Humor

  • Paleo Gym

    drewdernavich
    9 Sep 2014 | 2:20 pm
    I’m in the New Yorker again this week with a cartoon began as this idea: Yup. “The gym,” with some cavemen standing around and large boulders on the ground. It’s a fragment of an idea, that I wrote down a while ago and figured that I’d do something with it later. But I kept looking at it and thinking “meh” and moving on to other fully-realized ideas. This happens a lot. When I go to draw my weekly batch, I paw through my sketchbook and if a concept requires too much work, then sometimes I leave it for another day. I did that a couple times with this,…
  • What does your wine label say about you?

    drewdernavich
    18 Aug 2014 | 6:00 pm
    I don’t know anything about wine (although I did this cartoon about the language of wine). I prefer whiskey, honestly. But sometimes you have to buy a bottle of wine. And when I do, I’m just as likely to be influenced by the label as anything else, because – yeah, art. I made a list over at Curator about the different categories of wine label design, and what each says about it’s buyer. Read it here.  
  • Wrecking Brush

    drewdernavich
    17 Aug 2014 | 6:13 pm
    The 21st Precinct police building, on East 22nd St in New York City, is a long-defunct building targeted for demolition. But before it gets the wrecking ball, it is the temporary home of a plethora of great wall art, curated by Robert Aloia. Brooklyn Street Art has the story behind the exhibit as well as a good documentation of images, so I won’t merely repost anything that you can see there. But I went to the opening this weekend (it is up for one more week) and here are some shots from that. It was hot, crowded, and claustrophobic, but as they wrote at BSA, there aren’t too…
  • While Supplies Last!

    drewdernavich
    18 Jul 2014 | 6:33 am
    I just uploaded a t-shirt design to TeePublic. It’s only $14 today, but will be $20 after. Hey, I think it’s worth it at either price, but why not get it now?
  • Cooling it

    drewdernavich
    18 Jun 2014 | 7:00 am
    It’s suddenly that time of year when my hand is sticking to the page, because of the humidity. It’s time to break out those cooling summer cartoons! An issue of the New Yorker makes a nice face shield. And you can use the back issues – you know you’ve got them lying around – to cover your other body parts. I did this one a few years ago and am still waiting for the movie to be made about this summer superhero. For this week’s issue I thought of a similar idea. Full disclosure: I got my grad school degree in drawing shade. My professors said it was at least…
 
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  • Roomsies are back. And they have to move.

    admin
    12 Sep 2014 | 5:30 pm
    Funniest Women on the PlanetExperience the 6 stages of moving in a breathtaking cinematic montage from Jenny N’ Meagan otherwise known as – Roomsies, previously featured as a Funny Female-Centric Web Series To Watch on FnS. Episode 1, Season 3; The Grief Stages of Moving Get more Roomsies here - https://www.youtube.com/theroomsies www.theroomsies.com www.twitter.com/theroomsies www.facebook.com/Roomsies The post Roomsies are back. And they have to move. appeared first on FunnynotSlutty.
  • Mothers Day 2014 from Caryn Ruby & Drunk Girl – You Dun’ Know…

    admin
    11 May 2014 | 8:54 am
    Funniest Women on the Planet A video to honor all unrecognized mothers from Femur Comedy.   PS, I’m over the whole acting drunk shtick thing but this one was actually well written. The post Mothers Day 2014 from Caryn Ruby & Drunk Girl – You Dun’ Know… appeared first on FunnynotSlutty.
  • Smoga ~ Cecilia Fage

    admin
    4 May 2014 | 4:57 pm
    Funniest Women on the Planet A spoof advert for a remarkable 1990s fitness craze sweeping Eastern Europe, which may end up killing its devotees. This video was directed by Ninian Doff and written by Cecilia Fage. Cecilia Fage is an actress in London, England where she writes, directs, and acts in comedy shorts. She is also a singer/musician and has collaborated with with British comedian and actor Matt Berry on his musical projects such as his albums ‘Witchazel’ and ‘Kill The Wolf’, and is a member of his live band ‘The Maypoles’. You can follow Cecilia on…
  • I Am A Woman ~ Hayley Kosan

    admin
    17 Jan 2014 | 9:22 pm
    Funniest Women on the Planet We asked a group of women to help us record this important message by women, for women, about what it means to be a woman today.   Hayley Kosan is a writer, actor, and director currently living in Brooklyn, NY. You can learn more from her blog and  follow her on Twitter. The post I Am A Woman ~ Hayley Kosan appeared first on FunnynotSlutty.
  • ‘Twas the Diet Before Christmas… ~ Alexandra

    admin
    24 Dec 2013 | 12:57 pm
    Funniest Women on the Planet This was my plan for this year’s season of gluttony. Something I proudly came up with by myself. It’s called pre-weight losing, patent pending. My idea was to hit the Foodtober holiday months down 10 pounds, to be at my fighting weight… ready to fight the inevitable weight gain of parties, gatherings, food events and 500 calorie drinks. Enter the ring swinging, get it? Not exit it arms whirling as I try to wrangle my ass into clothes that fit just fine in October but not the months of Foodtober. It really bugs me to have a big butt for the sole…
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  • Love

    MC
    7 Sep 2014 | 6:40 pm
    Sometime soon I hope to write a post about love. Until then, I leave you with this.
  • Sinatra Interview

    MC
    3 Sep 2014 | 7:03 pm
    FRANK Longform.org has reprinted a stellar Playboy interview with Frank Sinatra from 1963. Some excerpts. On feelings: …being an 18-karat manic-depressive and having lived a life of violent emotional contradictions, I have an overacute capacity for sadness as well as elation. On religion and God: I think I can sum up my religious feelings in a couple of paragraphs. First: I believe in you and me. I’m like Albert Schweitzer and Bertrand Russell and Albert Einstein in that I have a respect for life — in any form. I believe in nature, in the birds, the sea, the sky, in everything I can…
  • “…you don’t know shit ’til you been in my shoes”

    MC
    24 Aug 2014 | 4:40 pm
    The back-flip over the police car at the 3:54 mark is One of Life’s Greatest Things.
 
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  • 12 Most Snappy Ways to Get Instaglam on Instagram

    Peg Fitzpatrick
    9 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Peg Fitzpatrick   Instagram is a sneaky little social media site. Is it just for sharing food pics and puppies? No! It’s ease of use and low threshold to participate make it easy to use and fun! However, it’s also a place where people have been making great business connections and meeting clients. Have […]
  • 12 Most Trendy Clichés on Social Media

    Paul Biedermann
    8 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Paul Biedermann   On any given day in the world of social media, you will see at least one (if not several!) of these beyond-overused clichés. Funny thing is, everytime I see one, I can’t help thinking there’s a person on the other side — smirking, totally self-enamored with their clever wit — even […]
  • 12 Most Reliable Ways to Build Trust with Social Media

    Nicole Tarkoff
    25 Aug 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Nicole Tarkoff   Social media is sweeping the online universe! Whether it’s Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Google+, or Pinterest, there are numerous ways to stay connected. So it only makes perfect sense to use this unstoppable social media machine to power up your business and build your followers’ trust. Here are the 12 most reliable […]
  • 12 Most Go-To Grammar Tips

    Becky Gaylord
    19 Aug 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Becky Gaylord   Most of us must communicate in writing — not necessarily with paper and a writing instrument anymore, yet digital media has changed only the tools we use. In fact, as new-fashioned means of communication have multiplied, so have demands for the old-fashioned skill of conveying information in writing. See, we still write cover letters, memos […]
  • 12 Most Annoying Adoption Questions

    Jill Robbins
    18 Aug 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Jill Robbins   Two of my kids are adopted from China. After two years of parenting children who “don’t match” me, I’m still surprised by the willingness of strangers to approach me and ask personal questions. They usually aren’t trying to be rude but some of the stuff people ask is annoying. Here are […]
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  • Nun Has Orgasm During Beaver TSA Pat-Down

    19 Sep 2014 | 7:45 pm
    The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire]
  • New Workplace Scream Room® A Huge Stress-Busting Success

    19 Sep 2014 | 7:45 pm
    Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been launched. [Satire]
  • Obscene College Football Halftime Show Shocks Nation

    19 Sep 2014 | 7:45 pm
    The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire]
  • Christine O'Donnell Bloodies Delaware Democrat On Election Eve

    19 Sep 2014 | 7:45 pm
    A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. [Satire]
  • Mobsters Behind 2010 Dallas Cowboys Embarrassment?

    19 Sep 2014 | 7:45 pm
    Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is suspected to be intimately involved throughout. [Satire]
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  • What the Hell, Let’s Get Back to It

    D.J. Paris
    25 Aug 2014 | 7:30 pm
    It’s amazing how quickly I lost the willingness to write. In 2012 I challenged myself to write every day for a year. The first month was trying but after that I became proficient. My mind started searching during the day for topics to write later. I’d be riding the subway and an idea would hit and I start typing furiously on my phone. Now I just listen to Howard Stern. At home I write a few Twitter jokes and then to bed. I’ve noticed over the past few years doing less and less of the things I used to enjoy. I rode my bike to work for years and then abruptly stopped last…
  • Fun With Yahoo Answers

    D.J. Paris
    23 Jul 2014 | 3:39 pm
    I needed a new distraction. God forbid I actually sit down and improve my skills as a serious writer. That would be worthwhile and intelligent. For some reason this year I’ve had the hardest time getting motivated to do much. I usually just go for candy and writing one-liners on Twitter. Anyway, I was dreaming two nights ago and I came up with something that made me laugh. It woke me up around 3am. Then when I woke up later that morning, it was still funny to me. Often stuff that I write in my dreams doesn’t maintain it’s hilarity in beta consciousness. I went about…
  • Bloggers are Weird – Heidi Cave – Fancy Feet

    D.J. Paris
    23 Jul 2014 | 6:51 am
    Heidi Cave spends an hour discussing losing her legs in a horrific car accident, why it’s okay to want to be pretty, and how she made the decision to stay alive. A true inspiration. How to listen…  iTunes Official ThoughtsFromParis app for Apple or Android devices! YouTube below (if you’re using my app, click to youtube section)
  • Bloggers Are Weird – M. Elizabeth Evans – Surviving in Italy

    D.J. Paris
    6 Jul 2014 | 6:01 pm
    M. Elizabeth Evans talks about marrying into an Italian family while living in Florence, the gratitude she has that the in-laws don’t read her blog, and reverse-culture shock visiting the US. How to listen…  iTunes Official ThoughtsFromParis app for Apple or Android devices! YouTube below (if you’re using my app, click to youtube section)
  • I Ate Live Octopus

    D.J. Paris
    30 Jun 2014 | 8:23 pm
    D.J., watch this video of live chickens being slaughtered. It’ll make you become a vegetarian. No, that’s okay. Not interested. Don’t you care about chickens being tortured and killed? (minute long pause to soul-search for an answer) No. I guess I don’t care. You have no soul. — I’ve been eating animals my whole life and it’s never occurred to me to change. Vegetarianism seems like a real hassle, and I’m one of those guys who would end up with anemia because I’d be too lazy to eat anything other than spinach. When Chrissy asked me to watch…
 
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  • Samsung Experience Shop at Best Buy – Touch it! You Know You Want To!

    Paul O'Flaherty
    26 Aug 2014 | 6:55 am
    Disclosure: Sponsored Post Admit it. Sometimes you just want to reach out and touch it. No, we're not talking about that, we're talking about the latest cool gadgets. Ads in magazines, videos even friends people talking about a product cannot replace the tactile experience that helps you decide which gadget should get your hard earned cash. After-all, there's nothing quite like feeling it. Fret no more because, Samsung has partnered with Best Buy to bring the "Samsung Experience Shop" to over 1400 Best Buy's nationwide. Now you'll be able to find the latest Galaxy products, interactive…
  • Celtic Walk – Replace Rap With Irish Music And Hip Hop Dance Hilarity Ensues

    Paul O'Flaherty
    29 May 2014 | 6:18 am
    I don't know what these crip walking kids were originally dancing to, but I'm fairly sure it wasn't and Irish jig! I wonder if they even know that they unintentionally auditioned for River Dance? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJP1RzqxkHw Hat-tip: Mufzirra
  • High Schooler Dances to Michael Jackson’s ‘Billie Jean’ and Totally Nails It!

    Sara
    22 May 2014 | 5:39 am
    I'll be honest I'm not a huge Michael Jackson fan, but even I was in awe of this kid at his high school talent show. Not only are his moves fabulous, he manages to execute a perfect moon walk. No one in my school was ever this talented. Check it out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZTCtpZyulM&feature=youtu.be&t=1m10s
  • Cat Saves Little Boy From Dog Attack

    Paul O'Flaherty
    15 May 2014 | 1:15 pm
    The last thing this little Bakersfield boy expected was to be attacked by a dog while he was riding his bike in the driveway, but the last thing that anyone expected was that his pet cat would come to the rescue! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKF3U9UWrBI
  • The 40-Year-Old Psychopath

    Paul O'Flaherty
    9 May 2014 | 12:16 pm
    Judd Apatow's comedy "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" gets recut as a thriller in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin". You know, I might actually like this version of Steve Carell better... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoqApNTj1PM
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    Really Funny Jokes

  • All occupations contribute

    Mitesh Asher
    19 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    One fine day, the English grammar teacher said to everyone in the class, "Okay kids, all of you will tell me what your parents do for a living. Raise your hands one by one and tell me your parents' occupation."Tina said her father is a doctor.Jack said his mother worked with the Government Department handling irrigationNancy said her father is an engineer.Betty said her father is an accountantIt was Bill's turn and he said to the teacher, "My mother entertains men at night."There was complete silence.The teacher sent him to the principal, Mr. Jones. When Bill returned to class, the teacher…
  • The chemical solution

    Mitesh Asher
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    When Nathan came home, he asked his wife Dara, "What is Tim doing?" Tim was their 10-year old son who loved gadgets. Dara told him that Tim was in his bedroom playing with the chemistry set that they had gifted him on Christmas eve. Nathan wanted to check on his son, so he went upstairs to Tim's bedroom. As he got closer to Tim's room, he heard the sound of something being pounded on the wall. When he entered the room, he saw Tim hammering a nail into the wall. Nathan asked his son, "What are you doing, Tim? Why are you hammering the nail into the wall? Aren't you supposed to be playing with…
  • Story of a funeral

    Mitesh Asher
    17 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Michelle went to the City Funeral Home to arrange for her husband Mel's funeral. She told the attendant that she wanted Mel to be dressed in a grey suit when he was buried.The attendant asked, "Madam, don't you think it would be convenient to let him wear beige suit that he is already dressed in?"Michelle was sure about what she wanted and told the attendant that her instructions be followed. Money was not a problem.On the day of the funeral, Michelle finds Mel attired in a grey business suit while he rested in the coffin. She told the attendant it was perfect and asked him the cost.The…
  • An office joke

    Mitesh Asher
    16 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    The Admin and HR head in my organization pulled a fast one on all employees during the lunch break on the last day of the financial year. He announced, "Everyone pay attention, we are going to pay a little game. Your increment will depend on whether you play this game successfully."He continued, "I will announce the name of a fruit, and as soon as you hear it, you all have to move to the left side of the hall. If i announce the name of a colour, everyone has to move to the right side of the hall. Anyone who moves in the wrong direction misses his or her pay hike this year.Clear to…
  • Family phone

    Mitesh Asher
    15 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Felix was not happy with his 12 year old daughter Tia, spending all her time on the landline phone. Because of her, nobody could use the house phone. So he bought her a mobile phone to keep her away from the house phone.Next day, when he came back from work, he found Tia sprawled on the couch and gossiping on the house phone.Angered, Felix shouted at her, "Why don't you use the mobile phone I bought you?""Oh I can't do that," Tia replied, "I'm expecting an important call on my cellphone."
 
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    Daniel Drummond Harvey

  • Advice from a comedy magician

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    18 Sep 2014 | 11:12 am
    I recently sent the following email to the Portsmouth-based comedy magician Roy Charles: Dear Roy Charles, I note with interest that you are a “comedy magician” – a comedian who also performs magic. Congratulations – this is quite an impressive balancing act (not literally – unless you also do tightrope walking as part of your act!) (just a bit of fun). I am writing to you today in your capacity as a comedian rather than your capacity as a magician, as I would be grateful if you could offer me some “comedy advice” (that is, some advice regarding…
  • Everyone needs good neighbours!

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    12 Sep 2014 | 6:37 am
    I recently sent the following email to Ian Smith, the Australian actor who played the part of Harold Bishop in the Australian soap opera “Neighbours”: Dear Ian Smith, Many apologies in advance if I am mistaken, but am I right in thinking you are the same Ian Smith who played the part of Harold Bishop in the 1980s Australian soap opera “Neighbours”? I used to thoroughly enjoy watching Neighbours (before the likes of Jarrod “Toadfish” Rebecchi arrived on the scene) and Harold Bishop was one of my favourite characters. He managed to maintain a great sense of…
  • The song “Return to Sender” by Elvis Presley

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    24 Jan 2013 | 10:17 am
    I recently wrote to Elvis Presley Enterprises, the organisation which represents the dead pop singer Elvis Presley. Here is what I wrote: Dear Sirs, I am writing to you regarding the lyrics of the 1962 song “Return To Sender” by Elvis Presley. In case you are not familiar with the song, the lyrics are as follows: Verse 1 I gave a letter to the postman He put it in his sack Bright and early next morning He brought my letter back Chorus She wrote upon it: Return to sender, address unknown No such number, no such zone We had a quarrel, a lover’s spat I write “I’m…
  • Designs for Daniel O’Donnell

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    17 Dec 2012 | 10:50 am
    I recently sent the following email to pop singer Daniel O’Donnell: Dear Daniel O’Donnell, We have (at least) one thing in common – we are both called Daniel. I am writing to you because I have designed an exclusive range of accessories for people just like you and me, emblazoned with the slogan “Hello there! My name is Daniel.” The range of accessories currently includes a t-shirt and a travel mug. You may be asking yourself, why would I want a t-shirt and/or travel mug emblazoned with the slogan “Hello there! My name is Daniel”? Allow me to explain.
  • Donald Trump’s golf courses

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    3 Dec 2012 | 11:00 am
    I recently wrote to Donald Trump, the American business magnate, television personality and author. This is what I wrote: Dear Donald Trump, I am sending this email to your Executive Assistant, Ms Rhona Graff, as I do not have your personal email address. I am very grateful to Ms Graff for passing my email to you. She is a very good Executive Assistant! (Assuming she has passed my email to you.) First, let me say that I am a big fan of your property portfolio and card games. You are evidently an excellent businessman, and it is clear to me (and others) that your businesses “Trump”…
 
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  • Tired of Alcohol getting you down?

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    15 Sep 2014 | 11:40 am
    After many years of drinking socially, I realized that I had enough. No more getting up in the morning with a tongue that felt like I had scraped on sand. Alcohol had  definitely outstayed its welcome. I found  a way that worked for me and I hope it will serve as an inspiration if you also have had enough. 1.  Commit yourself 100%.  Why? Because you finally realize that there is NOTHING to go back to. The reason that you have not been able to resolve this is because you have been wishy-washy.  Don't have one foot on your intended path while still have the other…
  • Scarier than Halloween: Its a big sales day

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    7 Sep 2014 | 12:11 pm
    A super sales day is when thousands of normal looking humans lurk around outside stores waiting for the kill.  Sorry  I meant sale. If you have ever worked in a department store on Halloween you'll know what I mean. There you are, stuck between the mob and your cash register. Staring down a scene that looks straight out of "Night of the Living Dead.” It's not a site for the faint hearted.   But heck, don't forget to smile! Once the doors open all bets are off. The atmosphere turns really serious. Now it's all about the hunt and getting that perfect halloween outfit …
  • Is the sky falling? Oh vey!

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    22 Aug 2014 | 12:25 pm
      Remember back when Lauren Hutton went just a wee-bit crazy and hacked up her hair?   She frankly stated that the news made her do it.  I think we all know how she felt.  Gave up getting my  news from TV a while back. I am tired of wanting to find out what happens in the end. All headlines but no substance. This constant "the sky is falling" mentality sure sells ads.  Even the weather forecasters don't want to stay behind.  Now it doesn't just rain anymore. Not sexy or dramatic enough to keep anyone's interest.  All our weather is…
  • R.I.P. Robin Williams

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    11 Aug 2014 | 5:22 pm
    This news has felt catastrophic.  I always felt Robin Williams to be the pied piper of our generation; Taking us to warmer shores. Our loss. Heaven's gain. Not much to say.  Just too stunned.
  • Are sex scenes in movies mandatory?

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    29 Jul 2014 | 7:29 am
    I am beginning to think that  there is a law somewhere in the movie biz universe that viewers are not privy to.  This law may state that there has to  be a sex scene in the first 10 minutes of the movie.  No matter what the movie is about; no matter if the audience is not interested and only wants to get into the story.   After all, why else do they include these excruciating scenes that only the director likes?  Do not get me wrong, if it really fits, go for it.  However, there should be a darn good reason to add it.   Let's get to the story.
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  • Mutant Giant Spider Dog

    5 Sep 2014 | 12:06 pm
    This was pretty funny. When you know it's a dog, it just looks adorable. But these people are terrified. ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Linkin Park - "In The End" Sung in 20 Styles

    4 Sep 2014 | 9:13 am
    This is pretty cool. If you like music, if you like rock, you'll like this. ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Don't Steal Gas in the Hood

    3 Sep 2014 | 12:29 pm
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  • Metaphor: The Tree of Utah

    3 Sep 2014 | 11:57 am
    There is an 87-foot-tall cement tree located in the desolate Great Salt Lake Desert of Utah. The sculpture was created by the Swedish artist Karl Momen in the 1980s and dedicated in 1986. The... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • 13 Funny Tweets

    1 Sep 2014 | 12:20 pm
    @DanMentos: My dad worked on a car assembly line for 40 years. He retired years ago but still struggles with post pneumatic press disorder. @twayne1010: A real ice cream truck would have melted by... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
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    Funny pictures and photos

  • Funny giraffe picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    6 Sep 2014 | 11:48 am
    Hi. This is a really funny giraffe pic I am not really sure why it is over the tree, but it looks crazy and entertaining :DAlso, check out this funny cat pic.
  • Funny cat picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    11 Jul 2014 | 5:50 am
    Hello everybody. Today I found one really interesting and entertaining cat pic that I am sure you will like. A cat and a mouse together, go check it out below!By the way, here is another cool and funny cat picture that is currently on a diet! Visit http://dogtrainingfoundation.com to find out more regarding labrador retriever health problems.
  • Funny baby picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    20 Jun 2014 | 11:27 am
    Lol, this is really good and funny baby photo. This cute baby is going to have a date with a beatiful little girl. Wish him good luck ♥By the way, here are a few good dating tips that might be useful!
  • Funny animal picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    24 May 2014 | 10:39 am
    Lol. Our post of the day is a really funny animal photo. I am sure you will like it and that it would make you smile. That's the best way a lion can say "Hi".Here is another good and funny cat picture
  • Funny way to get your EX back

    Plamen Ivanov
    3 May 2014 | 11:23 am
    Haha. A few minutes ago I found one really funny cartoon picture that shows a good way to get your EX back. The problem is that in the real life it's not so easy, but here is something you can try if you would like to get her or him back ---> ★★★ Get your EX back! ★★★
 
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  • Pirate Therapy

    Mark A. Rayner
    18 Sep 2014 | 4:30 am
    Laurence arrived a few minutes late for his regular Thursday morning session, but his therapist usually ran late, so he wasn’t worried. From behind the door of his therapist’s office, he heard a blood-curdling scream, and then a thump. A … Continue reading →
  • Ask General Kang: What is the penalty for plagiarism on your planet?

    Mark A. Rayner
    17 Sep 2014 | 4:40 am
    Plagiarism is the “act of stealing the ideas and/or expression of another and representing them as your own,” though I can’t remember where I got that quote from — just Google it for the source. On my home planet of … Continue reading →
  • The Zen of Proofreading

    Mark A. Rayner
    15 Sep 2014 | 4:13 am
    I remember a couple of things about my study of Zen. The first was the importance of “beginner’s mind”. In his book, Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind, Shunryu Suzuki, the Zen master wrote: “If your mind is empty, it is always … Continue reading →
  • Ask General Kang: How much time should I be spending on Social Media every day?

    Mark A. Rayner
    10 Sep 2014 | 6:02 am
    None. Next question. No, seriously, what is the right amount? It depends. Do you have other things to do? Like, I don’t know, a job? Let’s assume yes, and let’s assume it’s about eight hours a day. Okay, so that … Continue reading →
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  • You’ve Been Warned

    Chandra Clarke
    10 Sep 2014 | 7:45 pm
    Chandra Clarke We live in the age of the legal arms race. On one side, lawyers like to launch lawsuits against companies whom they say have failed to provide adequate warnings or instructions for their products. For the most part, this is a valuable service, and the legitimate lawsuits keep companies (or individuals) accountable. Of course there […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • (Not) In The Pink

    Chandra Clarke
    3 Sep 2014 | 2:13 am
    Chandra Clarke In general, I am not an Angelina Jolie fan. I see her face far too often in the tabloids at the grocery store checkout, and usually the news about her has been, well, weird. One Jolie headline, however, raised my estimation of her a notch. Supposedly, she offended her in-laws by refusing to dress a […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • What’s the Path to Success?

    Chandra Clarke
    18 Aug 2014 | 2:52 pm
    Chandra Clarke Recently, I was invited to give a speech to a large group of teens from the Junior Achievement program (here are the Canadian and US group links). If you can forgive the humblebrag, it was very well-received, and several people suggested I reproduce it on one of my blogs. So without further adieu, here it […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • You Need To Get Out More

    Chandra Clarke
    1 Aug 2014 | 1:08 am
    Chandra Clarke It has been said that we, as a society, are “a long way from the farm.” As this is usually said by those annoying early-to-rise types who also say that by six a.m. “half the day is gone,” I’ve tended to discount it. Lately however, I find myself agreeing with that statement more and more. […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • That’s the way the ball bounces

    Chandra Clarke
    6 Jul 2014 | 5:25 am
    Chandra Clarke And in other news today, authorities have issued this travel advisory to North Americans planning to visit Europe in July: Don’t bother. This follows yesterday’s announcement about traveling to South America in July, which was: Consider rescheduling. These are, of course, very similar to advisories issued last week, which were: “Africa? Never mind” and “Australia? […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
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    Stuff You Couldn't Make Up

  • 5 Hilarious Photos of Dogs Under Water

    SYCMU
    9 Sep 2014 | 7:59 am
    Thank you Little Brown and Co for these wonderful shots! Here are some hilarious expressions on puppies underwater. Looks to me like they are having fun! Link to this post!
  • The Sounds of the Space

    SYCMU
    6 Aug 2014 | 12:13 am
    The planets, the rings of Uranus and Saturn, and the Sphere of IO all have sounds; sounds that may remind you of something you will hear in a Sci-fi or scary movie. NASA constantly records these sounds. You may want … Continue reading →
  • Go Pro Camera Attached to a Car Wheel

    SYCMU
    28 Jul 2014 | 11:48 pm
    The results are beautiful, and very much hypnotizing. I have never seen anything like it. Kudos to the guy who thought of the idea! Sketch Three: Avant-Garde (R.P.M. 2) from Ryan Fox on Vimeo. Link to this post!
  • Laugh of the Day

    SYCMU
    26 Jul 2014 | 12:54 am
    Here are a selection of funny images. You thought you could outsmart your grandpa? Link to this post!
  • Strategic Plans of Various Teams at the World Cup

    SYCMU
    16 Jul 2014 | 4:06 pm
    Here is a quick review of what went on tactically at the 2014 FIFA World Cup Games. Wonder what the Argentinian plan would have been like! Link to this post!
 
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    Love and Knuckles

  • The Rejected People Magazine Titles About Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Expecting Their New Baby

    Kate
    19 Sep 2014 | 5:22 pm
    I was surprised to find this article on the People Magazine website describing Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s anticipation over the birth of their child.           Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are waiting with bated breath for their baby girl to arrive, and like any expectant parent, the actor is filled with a mix of excitement and anxiety. “He is a nervous wreck,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They were hoping the baby would come this week because he’s on hiatus [from his show Two and a Half Men].  So far no luck, which leaves Kutcher,…
  • Jill Duggar’s Baby Registry Includes Dr. Pepper and Olive Garden Gift Certificates

    Kate
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:45 pm
    Remember when your baby registry was reserved for practical items like crib sheets and leak pads? Maybe you would throw on some low and high-end items so your co-workers could get you the bottles and maybe your rich aunt could spring for an upholstered rocking chair? Jill Duggar and her new husband have just made public their baby registry, which Page Six reports includes puzzling items including gift cards to Olive Garden and Subway and a Straight Talk gift card, which is a pay-per-month cellphone service. “Derick said we should put Dr. Pepper on there, because if you have late nights,…
  • 10 Ways To Figure Out Whether Beyonce Is Pregnant

    Kate
    17 Sep 2014 | 3:37 pm
    There is speculation Beyoncé may be pregnant with her second child after Jay-Z changed the lyric to his hit song “Beach Is Better” from “I replace it with another one” to “pregnant with another one” at a concert last week in Paris. Lyric sleuths took credit for the non-announcement until a picture surfaced of the couple enjoying a glass of champagne days later. I can make this whole guessing game a lot easier by giving you an easy checklist that can identify whether Beyoncé is truly carrying a baby in her lady cavity. Has she been complaining about…
  • What It’s Like To Be Married To Jennifer Lopez and To Me

    Kate
    16 Sep 2014 | 9:25 pm
    Cris Judd to US Weekly on the reality of being married to Jennifer Lopez.  “You know it’s very tough,” the dancer-choreographer, 45, reflected of his short marriage to Lopez. “Your privacy is breached. You’re no longer a normal person. (Our wedding) was a circus. I think several people got arrested trying to climb up a mountain … trying to sneak in. We actually rented the airspace.” But, says Judd (who has been remarried since 2009 and now has a baby girl), that’s what you sign up for. “You kind of have to take it and accept it and embrace it. Once you stop fighting it,…
  • CELEBrations Recap: Alexis Bellino’s Wedding Vow Renewal Party

    Kate
    15 Sep 2014 | 1:43 pm
    I DO 10 years ago on top of a hill overlooking the Pacific Ocean Alexis and Jim Bellino clasped hands and joined together in a holy union. To commemorate this sacrament the Bellinos worked out a way to get a free party by pitching it as a vow renewal ceremony to the executives at the WEtv Channel (Bravo, Animal Planet and TLC all passed). David Tutera, Host of CELEBrations would spearhead this project agreeing to drive all the way down the 405 and then the 73 and then back on the 5 to get to the Bellino home so he could plan the grand affair. Jim resplendent in a tight suit opened the…
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    The Idle Lord

  • The Hounds of Winter

    Steve
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:32 am
    Saturdays Without Molly My first season in the Stiffs since teenage acne and an unhealthy obsession with the blond one in ABBA ended with the eerie sound of what we cricketers call the “death rattle” around 1.15pm last Saturday leaving plenty of time to do M&S before we fielded! Stumps were splattered as I dragged […] Continue reading ... The Hounds of Winter.
  • Old Villas Memories – Pat Sowden

    Steve
    18 Sep 2014 | 4:26 am
    The Things We Forget At Our Peril I received a wonderful email the other day from a lady I don’t think I have ever met but who clearly has a soft spot still for the Villas and all the joy the place provided her growing up. It’s a beautiful piece so please read on. I’ve […] Continue reading ... Old Villas Memories – Pat Sowden.
  • Independence Day

    Steve
    8 Sep 2014 | 1:22 am
    The Jockos vote for independence in a matter of days and whilst most of us can only see the positives of a “Yes” vote – no more Scottish football results – the Old Etonian brigade at Westminster are clearly now in panic mode. Could Rab C really win the day over Big Dave with promises […] Continue reading ... Independence Day.
  • Sport and the Dirty Dollar

    Steve
    5 Sep 2014 | 2:52 am
    Sport at the very top table is awash with cash, no more so than football which was amply demonstrated this week with frantic last minute transfer deals topping an eye-watering £835m as the Premier League transfer window closed. Funded by a seemingly bottomless pit of television cash the game long ago lost its true connection […] Continue reading ... Sport and the Dirty Dollar.
  • The Death of Political Correctness

    Steve
    29 Aug 2014 | 12:45 am
    If the scandal of child abuse in Rotherham leads to one thing it should be an end to the corrosive forces of political correctness which has infected so many elements of our society, blurring the lines between right and wrong. The deaf, dumb and blind Police Commissioner hangs on to his £85,000 job – paid […] Continue reading ... The Death of Political Correctness.
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    Barb Best

  • Prescription Drug Name or Disney Character?

    Barb Best
    17 Sep 2014 | 1:17 pm
    What’s in a name? In a prescription drug name? Drug companies sell directly to the consumer/patient/poor schlub like me via TV commercials. Doctors now take prescription requests. “Doc, I saw this snazzy, sexy ad for “Beallus” that was shot on the beach in Hawaii. God, I’m in pain. I’d like to try some of that! […] The post Prescription Drug Name or Disney Character? appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Pet Peeves and the Curmudgeonly Spirit

    Barb Best
    10 Sep 2014 | 12:26 pm
    Curmudgeons are in a perpetual state of annoyance. They cultivate their pet peeves wholeheartedly. With art and age comes a greater license to voice such pained sentiments. If you can kvetch in a funny way – it is a blessing to all. In the spirit of the book by Joan Rivers I Hate Everyone… Starting […] The post Pet Peeves and the Curmudgeonly Spirit appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Cry Me a Joan River

    Barb Best
    4 Sep 2014 | 12:22 pm
       JOAN RIVERS was a force of nature. Early on especially, Joan bubbled over with playful, hyperbolic, self-deprecating humor. Fresh and feminine. Clever. Smart. I was thrilled to have written, sold one-liners to her for over 5 years. She was an amazing performer, writer, editor, author of 12 books. She’ll be funny always. Like Robin […] The post Cry Me a Joan River appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Reality TV – An Escape from Reality

    Barb Best
    2 Sep 2014 | 5:00 pm
      SEPTEMBER… Back to school for many, Back to Reality TV for many more. We know that Reality TV bears no resemblance to “real” reality – as in “the” news, world events, family problems, and friend dramas – hence it’s wide appeal and immense popularity. Yum. Reality TV is junk food for the brain. At […] The post Reality TV – An Escape from Reality appeared first on Barb Best.
  • I Feel Your Salmonella Pain

    Barb Best
    26 Aug 2014 | 12:30 pm
      This week, I was going to write a scholarly (yet hilarious and insightful) treatise on the societal impact of dual hula hoop and ice bucket challenge addictions… but I was deterred – and perhaps sickened – by the latest salmonella peanut-almond butter scare. EXHIBIT A:  My jar of almond butter fingered by the FDA.  […] The post I Feel Your Salmonella Pain appeared first on Barb Best.
 
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    Amy Vansant - Humor

  • My Mother-in-Law Practical Jokes My Husband

    Amy Vansant
    17 Sep 2014 | 5:39 am
    I recently came back from visiting my Mother-in-Law near Sarasota, Florida, where my husband’s favorite hobby is teasing his mother about Florida-retiree cliches. Golf carts, sweat, swimming aerobics, fried beach hut food, more sweat, having to walk the dog so it isn’t carried away by gators or panthers (or gators and panthers who have worked out some sort of hunting partnership)… you name it. Water Aerobics. The horror, the horror. But my Mother-in-Law had her revenge. We were on our way to the pool at her community. I was poking through her endless array of visors,…
  • Smile Brilliant Teeth Whitening Review

    Amy Vansant
    28 Aug 2014 | 10:33 am
    Smile Brilliant Teeth Whitening Works When I was offered a free Smile Brilliant Teeth Whitening Kit, I was undecided. My husband is the white teeth freak. And you can’t throw a stone without hitting a package of whitening strips these days.  There are also dentist office options like Zoom that, while expensive ($600ish), get the whole over-time whitening process finished in about an hour. For Smile Brilliant Teeth Whitening, I would also have to make a mold of my teeth, have soft plastic trays made and sent to me, and then walk around with solution in them, pressed against my teeth.
  • Ice Bucket Challenge Shuts Down Hollywood

    Amy Vansant
    19 Aug 2014 | 6:35 pm
    Hollywood, CA — Major studios have announced there will be no Christmas movie season this year, and forget the fall TV lineup. All of Hollywood’s talent is booked making ALS Ice Bucket Challenge videos. “I thought it would be easy,” said Gwyneth Paltrow, who pulled out of biopic Sadie, the harrowing tale of a futuristic world where kale has become extinct. “But really, once you drill for ice 50 feet beneath the arctic crust to find some untouched by modern pollution, and then source the perfect Ukamba beer pots carved by African Nguni people to use at the…
  • Hilarious Little Books by Nick Tory – Author Interview

    Amy Vansant
    7 Aug 2014 | 7:35 am
    I recently had the pleasure of stumbling onto two hilarious books by Nick Tory, Johnny 12 Steps and Johnny Vegas. It was a little like finding ten bucks in a pair of jeans you hadn’t worn for a while: totally unexpected and awesome.  I read the first and then quickly bought and read the second – at only 80ish pages each you can tear right through them, which is good, because if they were 600 pages I would have had to sit there and finish them anyway and by the time I looked up my husband and dog would have probably left me. Here’s a clip from the beginning of Johnny 12…
  • Where do you look when you pass people?

    Amy Vansant
    30 Jul 2014 | 4:34 am
    It is one of the age-old unanswerable questions, like “What is the sound of one hand clapping” and “If you ate a plate of pasta and a plate of anti-pasta, would they cancel each other out?” In this situation, I usually loudly blurt something like “Hey! Been shoppin’??” and then try and keep from punching myself in my stupid face for the next few blocks. Where do you look when you’re passing someone on the street? I think I’ve tried everything. Nothing feels quite right. The Polite “Hey” The polite thing to do is to say…
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    Memesinblack

  • i am sexy and i know it.

    majidm
    13 Sep 2014 | 4:45 pm
    The post i am sexy and i know it. appeared first on Memesinblack.
  • How to burn fat?

    majidm
    13 Sep 2014 | 8:02 am
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  • Gimme that beat!

    majidm
    9 Aug 2014 | 1:53 am
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  • Baby in Business

    majidm
    8 Aug 2014 | 4:14 am
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  • Shit is about to get real

    majidm
    29 Mar 2014 | 2:50 am
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    Rubbish In, Robish Out!

  • Sicilian Mobster Wins Literary Prize

    Johnny Robish
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:59 pm
    Sicilian Mobster Wins Literary Prize:  A jailed Sicilian mobster named Giu­seppe Gras­son­el­li, serving a life sentence for at least a dozen murders, has sparked controversy after he was awarded that country’s top literary price for his autobiography.  His winning the prize is being described in literary circles as a long-shot – right between the eyes.  Even if it sells very well, Giu­seppe says he doesn’t expect to make a killing on the book.   FDA Says Little Evidence to Support Use of Testosterone Drugs:  The Food and Drug Administration says there is little…
  • Ohio Cops Remove Beer Can from Skunk’s Head

    Johnny Robish
    17 Sep 2014 | 8:47 pm
    Ohio Cops Remove Beer Can from Skunk’s Head:  Police have removed a Miller Lite beer can from an semi-intoxicated skunk’s head found waddling around near a fraternity at Miami of Ohio University.  Wow, that really stinks!  Another reason to never invite a skunk to a fraternity keg party.  They’ll just get drunk as a skunk.  In fact, the skunk was so loaded that when the black and white cruiser pulled up, the skunk thought it was one of his pals coming over to party.   Study Finds Water Gives Humanity a Sense of Calm:  Since ancient times, humans have assigned healing and…
  • British Man May Have Fathered 600 Children

    Johnny Robish
    16 Sep 2014 | 5:24 pm
    British Man May Have Fathered 600 Children:  According to new research from DNA tests, a British man who founded a London fertility clinic back in the 1940’s with his wife may have actually secretly fathered as many as six hundred children.  Wow, if true, that could turn out to be one hell of a family reunion.  And to think that all these years, his wife thought he was looking at all those Playboy magazines for the articles.  His neighbors remember him as a physically unremarkable man except for having one, gigantic forearm.   Pot-Smoking Couples Have Less Domestic Violence:  A…
  • Wyoming Town With One Resident Sold for $900,000

    Johnny Robish
    15 Sep 2014 | 9:08 pm
    Wyoming Town With One Resident Sold for $900,000:  A remote, unincorporated area along busy Interstate 80 in Wyoming that advertised itself as the smallest town in America with only one resident, has been sold at auction for $900,000.  When asked why he was selling, the town’s sole resident told reporters that he grew tired of dealing with all the bureaucracy over at city hall. Oppose Plan to Castrate Horses in Eastern Nevada:  A coalition of wild-horse activists are suing the government to block its plan to castrate hundreds of wild stallions in eastern Nevada.  I don’t get the…
  • Mayweather Defeats Maidana Amid Charges of Biting

    Johnny Robish
    14 Sep 2014 | 8:00 pm
    Mayweather Defeats Maidana Amid Charges of Biting:  Floyd Mayweather dominated Marcos Maidana from the opening bell to win a unanimous 12-round decision and retain his welterweight and super welterweight titles, amid claims that Mayweather was bitten on the wrist by Maidana.  If this proves to be true, boxing officials say Mayweather will still be considered unbeaten, but not unbitten.   Greg Norman Nearly Slices-Off Left Hand With Chainsaw:  Australian golf legend Greg Norman calls himself a lucky man after he almost sliced his left hand off during a chainsaw accident while cutting…
 
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    The Laugh Button

  • Randy Liedtke on Late Night with Seth Meyers, “There’s more effective ways to use Yelp than write a bad review”

    Matt
    19 Sep 2014 | 8:05 am
    Randy Liedtke has a lot of great ideas about how to improv Yelp.com and make it a better experience for people. That might include photos of foods he made at home. Oh yeah there are some business ventures and girlfriend mocking. All in a day’s work for a comedian. Randy Liedtke on Late Night with Seth Meyers, “There’s more effective ways to use Yelp than write a bad review” appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Hannibal Buress has a book deal, discusses it on “Conan”

    Matt
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:54 am
    Hannibal Buress got a book deal. Congrats! the comedian went on Conan last night to talk about the deal, mainly about how unexcited he is about the deal because it involves what he describes as, “a lot of homework” and his editors aren’t really that terrifying to him. So needless to say he hasn’t done […] Hannibal Buress has a book deal, discusses it on “Conan” appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Jon Stewart gives Michael Che the proper send off as he departs “The Daily Show”

    Matt
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:14 am
    Last night was Michael Che’s last appearance as a correspondent on The Daily Show. After being on the show for just 3 months, Che was hired as the new co-anchor of Weekend Update at Saturday Night Live. The segment, which started in a similar manner to how Jon Stewart and co. sent off John Oliver, […] Jon Stewart gives Michael Che the proper send off as he departs “The Daily Show” appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Aubrey Plaza will voice Grumpy Cat in new Lifetime movie

    Olivia Cathcart
    19 Sep 2014 | 5:30 am
    The internet’s favorite cat is getting her own movie and voice.  In one of the greatest casting decisions ever made, Aubrey Plaza, aka the spirit of April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation‘s favorite grumpy assistant), will lend her voice to famous feline. According to Variety, Plaza and Grumpy Cat, who’s real name is Tardar Sauce (hence […] Aubrey Plaza will voice Grumpy Cat in new Lifetime movie appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • W. Kamau Bell announces “Oh, Everything” comedy tour

    Olivia Cathcart
    19 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    W.Kamau Bell is hitting the road this fall. The comedian recently announces his “Oh, Everything” tour that will run from November up through January 2015. The name, “Oh, Everything” comes from Bell’s time spent on his short-lived (and unjustly canceled) talk show, Totally Biased. In the writer’s room, whenever Bell or a writer got a […] W. Kamau Bell announces “Oh, Everything” comedy tour appeared first on The Laugh Button.
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    The Peanut Butter Table

  • Happy Birthday Little Dinosaur

    Eva
    27 Aug 2014 | 10:15 am
    Originally posted on Stories that Must Not Die:We are patiently waiting for you to come out of your cave. While we wait we’ve decided to celebrate your birthday with some Stories about you that will live on forever. One day, a dinosaur appeared in my fishbowl. She was wildly drawn and breathing fire, but…
  • The Bill and Melinda Gates Birth Control Interview

    Eva
    9 Aug 2014 | 8:21 am
    Originally posted on The Nudge Wink Report:In the early spring of 2014, I had the privilege of meeting the most charitable, creative and technologically brilliant couple on the planet: Bill and Melinda Gates. I knew what I was ready for; a dynamic pair of thinkers that were tinkering with something incredibly big and extraordinary…
  • Bad To The Drone

    Eva
    19 Jul 2014 | 2:58 pm
    Originally posted on The Nudge Wink Report:A drone took this picture only a stone’s throw from where I live. See the outhouse? Note: St. John’s Bridge in the distance. We live in a glorious modern world. A technological world filled with all kinds of machines flying through the air that can kill and/or deprive…
  • Adam Sendek: Designer and Illustrator

    Eva
    16 Jul 2014 | 5:28 pm
    Oh, yes, my lovelies–things just got a lot weirder around here, haven’t they? Our favorite Chowderhead, Adam Sendek, took the time to illustrate the custom design banner you see at the top there. Adam is one hell of an illustrator. I’m so pleased to have met him through Long Awkward Pause and hope to collaborate […]
  • With Peanut Butter!

    Eva
    7 Jul 2014 | 1:22 pm
    Many, many thanks and gratitude to editors Nicole Cliffe and Mallory Ortberg of The Toast– a very cool blog, Ta-Nehisi Coates of The Atlantic describes as ‘ratchet’, (I think that’s a good thing?) for getting my main line of work and do-goodering, dental hygiene, out there to all patients in the universe. To celebrate, I […]
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    Ava Love Hanna

  • Rainbow Connection

    Ava Love Hanna
    2 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    There are eggs cooking in a pan. Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side? The notes drift into the kitchen and I feel them in my chest, know them by heart. There’s a special joy in unexpectedly hearing a song you love right when you need to hear it; a little gift from the universe. Serendipity. He heard it too and runs to me; his 6 year old hands outstretched, inviting me to dance. I move the half cooked eggs off the burner. Breakfast can wait, my dance partner can’t. This is our song. The one I have sung to him nearly every night of his life. The first…
  • Saints and Starbucks

    Ava Love Hanna
    30 Apr 2014 | 5:00 am
    So the other night I had this dream that I was somehow entangled with religious fundamentalists and I was told to gather a few things that were really important to me before we all climbed onto a big tour bus. So there I was, crying and clutching my wedding ring, a manila folder full of papers… and a coffee maker…  That sounds about right, I *do* love coffee (and manila folders). But I feel bad talking about my love of coffee; I’m not supposed to like it. While it might be a normal part of your day and there’s a Starbucks on every corner, I was raised Mormon and coffee was…
  • It’s Poetry Month!

    Ava Love Hanna
    3 Apr 2014 | 9:39 am
    I’m a poet. I always have been. And even though my writing of late has moved towards essays and magazine articles (money), I will always be a poet. I love to talk and will spend hours chatting away in person, but when I write I am minimalist, I want to conserve words, I want crystallized moments to explode off the page in just a few sentences. I love the power of poetry. I love its beauty and its truth. And on days when the world seems ugly and gray, I remember that human beings can write poetry and how amazing that it is, and I am filled with hope again. Despite April being the…
  • Bad Parents

    Ava Love Hanna
    21 Jan 2014 | 11:54 am
    This is where I’ll be on Wednesday night. Part of the FronteraFest Short Fringe, Bad Parents, will be at Hyde Park Theatre on Wednesday, Jan. 22 at 8 pm. The show is hilarious and was written by the über talented Max Langert, whom I met as an Austin cast member ofListen to Your Motherlast year. He and Tristan told touching stories about their mothers, while I was sharing one of my finer parenting moments: The Vagina-Mommy Incident. You can read more about the show and FronteraFest here: Bad Parents at FronteraFest The post Bad Parents appeared first on Ava Love Hanna.
  • Riding the Carousel

    Ava Love Hanna
    21 Oct 2013 | 6:59 am
    He wanted to ride the carousel at the mall. He’s five now, so I got on with him intending only to help him find an animal and climb up. The carousel was old and small, and wobbled as everyone climbed aboard. I put him on top of a brown horse with a flowing mane and wild eyes — It was a good fit. He grabbed onto the pole with both hands, leaned into it, trembled a bit and looked at me with worried eyes as he surveyed how high he was and felt the wobbling of the ride before it had even begun. He looked up and noticed that the pole was at its low point and asked me if it would go even…
 
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    Witty Woman Writing

  • Can a sassy woman blogger shame the NFL even if she doesn’t know a thing about football?

    Tammy
    10 Sep 2014 | 8:51 am
    Just watch me. Hey NFL, if I were your mother, I would take you out of the game. No time outs, no suspensions. I would throw your disrespectful ass out on the dirty street where it belongs. Your behavior is reprehensible, disgusting, and shows absolutely no regard for your players or their families. It is […]
  • I Want To Be A Gross, Stereotypical Objectification. Don’t You?

    Tammy
    27 Aug 2014 | 9:40 am
    It’s not often I profess to know more than Newsweek or the Chicago Tribune. But I sure as hell do today. A lot is being said about Sofia Vergara’s rotating pedestal act at the Emmys. Most of it bad. Very bad. Newsweek and the Chicago Tribune are just a small slice of the pie. Social […]
  • Heaven Didn’t Wait

    Tammy
    12 Aug 2014 | 10:29 pm
    I don’t know if there is a gate in heaven. Truth be told, I’m not all that sold on heaven itself. I hope that if there is a heaven to look forward to, that it’s not the one I learned about in my Catholic catechism or my Baptist teachings. Because if that were true, then […]
  • Should We Grow Old Gracefully?

    Tammy
    15 Jul 2014 | 10:12 pm
    I was recently asked to lecture on the art of growing old gracefully. Boy were they barking up the wrong tree. I accepted the challenge. I figured it was an opportunity to enlighten my audience and get paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. I shared with them the bittersweet truth: there […]
  • The Biggest Lies We Tell Ourselves …

    Tammy
    9 Jul 2014 | 10:08 am
    Can take us down in the most unattractive way. Such as: I can’t do better than my best Yes you can. Doing your best is essential, no lie. But you can do more. You can look at the bigger picture. You can do your best at the right time, the right place with the right […]
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    Zero People Found This Helpful

  • ZPFTH Presents: Gif Sound Mashup Thirteen!

    Daniel Repasky
    10 Sep 2014 | 5:42 am
    Gif Sound Mashup 13, with turtles, babies, cats, a bear, dinosaurs, and a martian rover! It took some extra time to render the beginning circles lol http://ZeroPeopleFoundThisHelpful.com & http://GifSound.com bring you Gif Sound Mashup 13! ►GifSounds used: COMING SOON Make your own! – http://GifSound.com no account required This video is covered under Copyright Act of 1976, 17 U.S.C. § 107 – Fair Use: All visuals and sound are no more than a few seconds in length, parody the original works, are highly transformative, and are not in any way a substitute for the original. All…
  • Lego Death Star, comes complete with exhaust port weakness

    Daniel Repasky
    14 Aug 2014 | 3:07 pm
    Looks pretty cool, but I’m not sure what kind of person buys a $500 LEGO set… for their kids… 20 of 21 people found the following review helpful  Missing cover for the exhaust port, 10 Aug 2014 By Golidog Theres a cover missing on the exhaust pipe. It’s probably not important but maybe this could be fixed for the next model. Thanks. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you?   Permalink 43 of 52 people found the following review helpful  Flimsy design, March 20, 2014 By Brian Atwood “bratwood” I’m not…
  • A Yodelling Pickle

    Daniel Repasky
    3 Aug 2014 | 6:10 pm
    So well crafted. I’m sure the reviews will reinforce how what a wonderful pickle this is. 1,633 of 1,653 people found the following review helpful  Better Than Bieber, January 15, 2012 By Sadie My twelve year-old niece asked for the Justin Bieber CD for Christmas, so I bought her this yodeling pickle. Nobody so far can tell the difference. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you?   Permalink   1,603 of 1,651 people found the following review helpful  It’s a great portable music solution, April 2, 2010 By Timboliah…
  • Never seen this happen before

    Daniel Repasky
    17 Jul 2014 | 3:45 pm
    Never thought I’d see someone accidentally lose their bike via giant balloon, but I guess someone had to be the first… Never seen this happen before is a post from: Zero People Found This Helpful
  • 87 Pound Cheese Wheel Table

    Daniel Repasky
    16 Jul 2014 | 6:10 pm
    If you’re in the market for 87 pounds of cheese, consider making this edible table… 2 of 3 people found the following review helpful i forgot the crackers, April 29, 2013 By wallace This review is from: Academia Barilla Parmigiano Reggiano DOP, 87 Pound Wheel (Misc.) when this cheese arrived i was amazed at the sheer size of it, i couldn’t work out what to do with it, my wife came up with the cracking idea to stick 4 poles into the bottom and use it as a table. I couldn’t wait to show off my table to my best friend he arrived and at first didn’t realize the…
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    Brent Blogs

  • ALS Ice Bucket Challenge #ALSIceBucketChallenge

    Brent Blogs
    31 Aug 2014 | 1:26 pm
    I was tagged by my friends Matt and JB Clem to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. #ALSIceBucketChallenge Sure, I could have just done the camera phone thing and uploaded a raw video, but I went the extra mile for my viewers and gave you a properly edited video. I do what I can. If you weren’t already familiar with ALS / Lou Gehrig’s Disease prior to the Ice Bucket Challenge, I recommend you read Tuesday With Morrie. It isn’t a long or difficult read. Do you have a charity you donate to regularly? Any charities you feel deserve some extra attention? Leave a comment about it…
  • Making fun of cosplay at Fan Expo Canada

    Brent Blogs
    28 Aug 2014 | 7:30 pm
    Standing outside my office smoking today, I couldn’t help but notice the mix bag of odd jobs strolling through downtown Toronto… There are people outside dressed like #pokemon and talking about light sabre duels. Must be #FanExpoCan time. — Brent Blogs (@Brent_Blogs) August 28, 2014 ^ lightsaber ...my bad Pikachu. Slutty Pikachu. Power Ranger. Slutty Power Ranger. Batman. Slutty Batman. You get the idea. i luv this last minute cosplay ✌️cheer mako!! see u at #FanExpoCan!!! pic.twitter.com/90Q2qEt3lU — nicoles (@fn_sb) August 28, 2014 That must mean it’s time for Fan…
  • Oh my gosh, look at her butt

    Brent Blogs
    21 Aug 2014 | 4:36 pm
    Yeah, he love this fat ass Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club I said, “Where my fat ass big bitches in the club?” Fuck the skinny bitches, Fuck the skinny bitches in the club I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club Fuck you if you skinny bitches What? I saw a few reports online that Robin Williams could have died as a result of autoerotic asphyxiation. (Source) Not that I really give a fuck that he’s dead. Sick of the celebrity worship bullshit. Millions of people suffer every day… but we only talk about it if…
  • National “Go Fuck Yourself” Day

    Brent Blogs
    10 Aug 2014 | 9:15 am
    I’m sick and tired of seeing National __ Day trending on social media. It seems like every other day I see some sort of insignificant cause getting about as much attention as the crisis in the Middle East or Ukraine. At the time I’m writing this, it’s Sunday, August 10. And according to National Day Calendar, that means it is both National Lazy Day and National S’mores Day. (Source) What even the fuck? And look. There are already tons of half-wits offering their well-wishes on this fine day via Twitter: So today is both #NationalSmoresDay and #NationalLazyDay and…
  • A Simply Brent & Andréa Blogs Wedding – Part III

    Brent Blogs
    5 Jul 2014 | 7:08 pm
    As the story goes, Andréa and I first met last year creating YouTube content together. Our finished video collaboration was entitled Kill, bang or marry. Little did we know at the time, less than a year later Andréa would move from Atlanta, GA to Toronto, Canada we would marry. Vlogging isn’t an activity that comes to mind for most newlyweds, but given the humble origins of our relationship, we felt it only reasonable to document our travels together as husband and wife on YouTube. Part III of the Simply Brent & Andréa Blogs Wedding trilogy includes our visit to Peggys Cove, NS,…
 
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    Epiphanies that will Alter the Course of Human Events

  • Become a Bazillionaire by Teaching Your Cat to Talk

    Greg Mischio
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    I have no qualms with people obsessed with becoming bazillionaires. It’s just that they work so hard to make the cash. Why spend all your time and effort creating a new technology or becoming a highly-skilled doctor, when all you have to do is teach your cat to talk? People who make the big bucks make me chuckle. They work tirelessly, train endlessly and usually die prematurely. In the end, they have a pile of money that their heirs get to waste on drugs and the Home Shopping Network. It really doesn’t have to be that hard. There are all types of opportunities sitting out there, right in…
  • Behold the Teenager Planning Committee

    Greg Mischio
    8 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    A wise man once said, “Teenagers don’t plan for anything. Ever.” I echo the sentiment, which is why I created the Teenager Planning Committee, one I felt certain would restore order to the chaotic parenting community. The aforementioned wise man is a friend of mine, and we were talking about a trip to a swim meet our sons were planning on taking together. The lads were both pushing eighteen, so we believed they possessed the acumen to take a trip alone. “Did your son say when they were leaving?” I asked. “He said he didn’t know.” This came at no surprise, because earlier I’d…
  • Take a 50-Week Vacation

    Greg Mischio
    1 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    My family recently enjoyed a fantastic one-week vacation. Upon returning, our lives plunged into 50 weeks of prolonged hell. Why do we subject ourselves to the post-vacation blues? Instead, try my epiphany, which turns the tables on the vacation paradigm. Why do we spend so much money on elaborate vacations? I know you only live once (or so the rumor goes), and that there are miraculous sights and scenes to behold. But holy cow, vacations cost a bundle, and I’m not just talking about financial pain. No, I’m referring to the emotional and psychological wreckage that results from the…
  • Take the ALS Billionaire Challenge

    Greg Mischio
    25 Aug 2014 | 6:00 am
    Unless you’re holed up Unabomber-style, you’ve likely encountered the ALS Ice Bucket challenge. It’s produced amazing results, but we’ll get to the cure faster if someone takes my ALS Billionaire Challenge. It’s nice to see charity go viral, especially when it results in $41 million in donations. Don’t get me wrong, $41 million is a tremendous improvement over the $2 million they raised last year. But if it’s cash we need to truly rid the world of ALS, then I think we should take this one step further with my ALS Billionaire challenge. What’s the challenge?  All you have…
  • Hallelujah – How to Eliminate Road Construction

    Greg Mischio
    18 Aug 2014 | 6:00 am
    I wrote this epiphany from my car. I had been sitting in a traffic jam for two and a half weeks, making infinitesimal progress every 1.5 days. The solution? Creating the world’s first construction-free highway. There’s something fishy about highway construction, isn’t there? Despite almost daily advancements in technology, we’ve yet to develop a solution for the pothole. Even worse, our highway construction crews seem beholden to the long-standing 7:1 supervisor-to-worker-ratio. The result? Traffic logjams like the one I found myself in. I had been mired in the multi-lane logjam for…
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    I Think Myself Happy

  • Friends

    Mike McCarty
    15 Sep 2014 | 8:35 am
    I'm not a Facebook junkie.  No offense, but most of what I see on there is mind numbing.  I'm glad your 8 yr old scored six touch downs last Saturday.  Ok, truthfully, I really don't care that much.  And I don't need an update if you are at the gym working out.  Or what you are watching on TV.  But there are occasionally things that really grab my attention.  A few writers who post blog updates and you can tell it is a painful process for them, they really don't think there writing is that good.  Humble.  I like family updates (without…
  • Family Traditions

    Mike McCarty
    2 Aug 2014 | 5:29 am
    How many of you have family traditions?  Maybe a favorite vacation spot.  Or hiking together.  Playing board games on Friday nights. When I was a kid, we had family reunions every summer.  Both sides of the family. We would get together and I would point at three quarters of the people and ask who they were. And even though family reunions felt like a prison sentence, especially when every other year we had to travel to out-in-the-middle-of-nowhere Kentucky for my mom's side of the family, I have learned to appreciate them as an adult.  Most likely because nobody…
  • What I Know About Groupies

    Mike McCarty
    12 Jun 2014 | 5:56 pm
    I have to admit as a boy my life was focused on developing groupies.  Keep reading, life is about failing miserably many times before finding your niche.  Turns out groupie coaching was not my calling.  But I tried. I launched my first rock band- Rapid Fire- at 12 with my neighbor.  We focused on all of the great music at the time- Kiss, Def Leppard, REO, Journey and the Eagles.  But we could never draw much of a crowd.  Admittedly, hand-made advertising nailed to telephone poles around town is not the most effective way of getting the word out.  But…
  • Learning to Fail

    Mike McCarty
    14 May 2014 | 7:01 pm
    I hope you are not one of those parents that has a "My Child was...." bumper sticker on the back of your vehicle.  If you are, grab a razor and go scrape it off. No way, unless one of my kids is elected president, would I have a bumper sticker espousing their accomplishments in elementary school or junior high.  Sorry. I am also not one of those guys that would have a bumper sticker that said, "my child beat up your honor student."  I might laugh but I am at least one generation removed from being that redneck. I'm proud when my kids do well, don't get me wrong.  I…
  • Up to My Neck in Murder....

    Mike McCarty
    26 Apr 2014 | 7:54 am
    Say what?  Seriously.  I have been consumed with murder lately.  I know that is alarming.  I'm a little hesitant to even admit this.  Then I realized nobody reads my blog so I am probably safe. I haven't killed anyone.  I haven't even thought about killing anyone.  I just wanted to set the record straight after my last article provided a play by play on our 18 hour drive to Florida with five kids. I'm not a violent crime detective any longer so it has nothing to do with solving the big case.  Actually, I wrote a book ten years ago.  I know…
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    cestlavie22

  • Make-Up does not change who I am!

    cestlavie22
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:44 am
    This is a topic I have been toying with doing for awhile. The problem is, if written wrong it can seem a little vain. And that is by no way my attention. I want to start this post by saying if you are taking what I am saying the wrong way, please do not attack me in the comments but instead ask questions and I will be happy to clarify! That being said, my rant today is going to be on the difference make-up makes and why I do not think it is fair. I am not sure if I have mentioned this on the blog before but I am a VERY low-maintenance girl. I love the idea of being out of my house in about…
  • Nut Free Spinach Pesto!

    cestlavie22
    15 Sep 2014 | 1:18 pm
    I am sure I have mentioned this on the blog before- but this girl is allergic to nuts. This makes a few things tough to eat. But nonetheless I like to try different things. I tend to get bored with the same old thing over and over so I am constantly on the look-out for something good and different. After a particular dinner I had a bunch of left over spinach and no idea what to do with it. I reached out to the vast knowledge of Facebook users and got an interesting idea, Spinach Pesto over pasta. After this was suggested to me I took to Google. To my dismay I learned that this is generally…
  • When is it NOT okay to show your support?

    cestlavie22
    12 Sep 2014 | 5:41 am
    I want to start this post off by apologizing for not posting on Monday. There are a few life changes in the works which have made things rather hectic! But hopefully I will be able to post about them soon! On to the post! This week marked the anniversary of 9/11. As someone in the Marketing world I know how important it is for companies to show that they are aware of the events of the world and not entirely centered on making a profit. Many companies do this by donating to charity, participating in community events (i.e Ice Bucket Challenge) and making timely posts surrounding holidays.
  • I am a parking failure!

    cestlavie22
    5 Sep 2014 | 10:52 am
    I don’t know about you, but I am a parking failure! I don’t mean that I park kinda bad. I mean a flat out failure. I am the girl that parks at the absolute last spot in a parking lot to make sure I am not near any other cars. Not only do I fear hitting cars while I try to park but I also fear pissing off new parkers by my sideways parking job. This is not new information but when I saw this article on Hello Giggles I knew I was not alone. It really is true that no one would love me if they saw me park before it was too late. My poor boyfriend has to constantly drive places because…
  • Ramen Noodle Upgrade

    cestlavie22
    1 Sep 2014 | 5:33 pm
    Sometimes when I give the boy the chance to pick what he wants for dinner…the results are surprising to say the least. This particular night he said he wanted something with ramen noodles and water chestnuts. Yup he is an odd ball. But lucky for me google is my best bud and I stumbled upon this website. Didn’t have to read to far (and believe me I didn’t bother continuing to read), I found exactly what I was looking for. This is what the website called for: “Turn your ramen into a stir-fry. Toss your noodles into a wok with some snap peas, water chestnuts, sliced…
 
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    Plans for Nigel

  • Charizard Uses Bite... It's Super Effective

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    8 Sep 2014 | 10:12 pm
  • Friends of Nigel 5: Mousecop and Charizard

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    29 Jun 2014 | 5:34 pm
    Alrighty, so, I went to draw some pictures for my blog and realized my tablet has not been charged, and I don't feel like waiting until it's charged. Therefore, today's blog post features ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHS!And also this picture I drew a while ago:Let's start with the story of how MC and Cha-zizzle came to join our little family...Part 1: The DealOnce upon a time, there was a myself named Jackie. She didn't have any kitties because she lived in a teeny apartment and the evil apartment overlords charged $ARM.99 in non-refundable pet deposits and $LEG.00 (before tax) for monthly pet rent. To…
  • Our Anniversary Happened

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    26 May 2014 | 4:51 pm
    I was going to make some big deal about how it was our first anniversary this weekend, but I couldn't really think of anything interesting to say about it... We spent the night at a cute, slightly haunted B&B, ate some expensive food, and then we came home. Plus, we both came down with a yucky cold, so I don't have a ton if energy for thinking. Therefore, I drew you this pictures depicting how we are spending our Memorial Day!There is a post about our kittens coming up, though, so stay tuned for that.
  • A Comprehensive Guide to Jackie's Hair

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    20 May 2014 | 8:29 pm
    Since the early years of Cartoon Jackie, many different aspects of my person have changed drastically. From the beginning stages of primordial me, I lost the giant geeky glasses, my head got a little bigger, the feet and fingers went away, my facial features took a brief hiatus and came back as tiny eyes and huge mouth, and finally gained another dimension and leveled out as the magnificent creation you see before you today.Throughout all these changes, however, one thing has stayed the same:My ponytail.Remember this movie?Yeah, based on my life. Totally underrated, if you ask me. People…
  • From Whence I Came

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    11 May 2014 | 3:57 pm
    Okay, first off, let me make an apology to all those who have been anxiously awaiting a new blog post for weeks. A lot of big things have been happening lately and I haven't had a ton of time to write. Plus we just barely got internet like a week ago.That said, happy Mother's Day, everyone!Let's talk about my own mother. Twenty one years, five months, and two days ago, I came into this world and made her more than she was (you're welcome, Mom). She looked down into my tiny baby face, after 24 long hours of labor, and said with tears in her eyes, "It looks like a lizard."Before I started…
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    Workplace Monsters

  • Ultimate Abuse of Sick Leave

    ScotchJameson
    15 Sep 2014 | 8:05 pm
    The post Ultimate Abuse of Sick Leave appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • Follow your dreams!

    ScotchJameson
    27 Jul 2014 | 11:33 pm
    The post Follow your dreams! appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • The Heartburn Dialogues

    ScotchJameson
    12 Jul 2014 | 2:12 pm
    The post The Heartburn Dialogues appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • New Employee Orientation

    ScotchJameson
    5 Jul 2014 | 3:02 pm
    The post New Employee Orientation appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • Know your audience!

    ScotchJameson
    29 Jun 2014 | 10:33 pm
    The post Know your audience! appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
 
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    Grahame GDG

  • How To Get Over A Break Up For Women

    GrahameGDG
    9 Sep 2014 | 1:29 pm
    How To Get Over A Break Up For Women | GrahameGDG Yet again uncle Grahame comes to the rescue with another excellent advice video to help out any of you dumpees and fresh widows. In this video I tell you everything you will ever need to know about getting over a break up. When I say everything I mean not a lot and when I say will ever need to know I mean wont ever need to know. Some of this is still relevant though if you want some ideas for witty comebacks for when you see them strutting about with their younger, hotter, more Swedish new girlfriend. I think the main things to remember is…
  • How To Deal With Bullies At School

    GrahameGDG
    5 Sep 2014 | 12:20 pm
    How To Deal With Bullies At School | GrahameGDG Decided to do it for my fellow geeks today and give you my tips on how to deal with bullies at school. I did genuinely get bullied but then pretty much everyone does at some point. Just depends on how far it does. I know what you’re thinking, it’s highly surprising that such a dreamboat as myself would get bullied but it’s true. I was such a bad geek in school. Like, seriously. If anyone is interested in seeing a photo of me when I was a kid then I may be willing to put on up on the Random Crap Blog if enough people leave me a…
  • Cheated On Girlfriend With Her Younger Sister

    GrahameGDG
    25 Aug 2014 | 11:08 am
    Cheated On Girlfriend With Her Younger Sister | GrahameGDG This total scum bag cheated on his girlfriend with none other than her younger sister! I probably shouldn’t have found this quite as funny as I did but let’s be honest…it’s pretty damn funny the way he has worded most of this stuff! Now cheating is not a funny subject especially when it’s a dirty little sister shagger doing the cheating in question. Let’s all just bare in mind though this girl wanted to make him wait a bunch of years to get his end away and in the modern day and age that’s…
  • First Date Advice For Men

    GrahameGDG
    15 Aug 2014 | 12:36 pm
    In this First Date Advice For Men video I throw a bit of quantum advice at some guy who didn’t even ask for it. I like to do good deeds for my fellow man like randomly taking the urine out of their woes in a public arena for the world to join me in a round of laughter at their putrid, festering misery. Either that or I just don’t want anyone else to make the same mistakes as this guy, yeah let’s go with that one. I hope you find this tale of heartbreak and sorrow as entertaining as I did when I read it. Typing this crap does my head in does anyone even read it? If you are…
  • Girlfriend Can’t Orgasm

    GrahameGDG
    15 Aug 2014 | 12:33 pm
    Pretty much what it says on the tin, this blokes girlfriend can’t orgasm. Now he didn’t ask me to answer this, thats the beauty of it. It means I can take the piss without having to feel bad about him hearing it because he’s just some random dude on-line somewhere who will probably never see this. Having said that if the theory of there being a multiple universe where every possible scenario ever is played out then in one of them, every time I make one of these, the person who wrote this will see it. I mean I think we’re in the one where Luis Suarez gets away with…
 
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    Do You Remember

  • The 10 Best 70s Sitcom Bloopers (NSFW)

    Serge Stevens
    19 Sep 2014 | 8:30 am
    The 1970s has been called the “Golden Age of Television” for good reason. Some incredibly funny shows aired in the 70s, and they remain funny even today. We’ve put together a few of our favorite sitcoms, and found the bloops that never quite made it to TV. Even their bloops were funny! The Mary Tyler Moore Show With a stellar cast of comic masters, it’s a wonder they ever completed an entire episode without cracking up. The Bob Newhart Show Newhart is the ultimate straight man; he left crazy antics to the masterful actors around him. But even he had to laugh out loud over some of the…
  • 5 of Jimmy’s Funniest Skits

    Dre Weston
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:05 am
    Former Saturday Night Live cast member Jimmy Fallon is celebrating his 40th birthday today. The pride of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, NY, Fallon was bitten by the comedy bug while attending The College of Saint Rose in Albany where he studied Communications and Computer Science. He eventually decided to drop out and pursue a career as a standup comic. He moved to Los Angeles where he scored a few bit parts in movies and television shows, while also studying with the legendary improve group The Groundlings and although he struggled to make it initially, eventually his hard work and comedic bits earned…
  • It Happened Today — September 19

    Do You Remember
    18 Sep 2014 | 9:01 pm
    Post written by Do You RememberThe post It Happened Today — September 19 appeared first on Do You Remember.
  • What Kind of Husband Might I Have Been?

    Serge Stevens
    18 Sep 2014 | 7:13 am
    Get this: a recent census has just been published that shows that among adults (age 16+), for the first time, there are more single people than married. Despite soaring divorce rates, most of us bought into the notion that to be grown up means to be married. Not so many people are buying that logic, these days. I’m not sure how I feel about it. When I was a kid, every adult I knew was married. Divorce was completely unknown to me. Sure, there were families I knew whose parents seemed to fight an awful lot, but once folks tied the knot, bought a house and had a few kids, that was pretty much…
  • Behind the Scenes: Our Favorite TV Shows

    Glenn Albin
    18 Sep 2014 | 7:00 am
    Unlike movie productions that typically last a few months, a hit television series can stretch over a decade. And in that time, cast and crew get pretty friendly—or not. DoYouRemember.com steps behind the scenes of our favorite shows to glimpse the emotion, humor, stress and even boredom that takes place as our favorite TV actors set out to entertain the masses.   Carl Reiner created a pilot episode of a show that featured the Rob Petrie character. Producer Sheldon Leonard loved the idea but wanted a Midwesterner. The lead role almost went to Johnny Carson, except Dick van…
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    Week Cartoons

  • Panda Express Orange Chicken

    Cale Grim
    26 Aug 2014 | 6:53 pm
    How do you make something that everyone already loves even better? Apparently you add bacon. The post Panda Express Orange Chicken appeared first on Week Cartoons.
  • Sharing Cartoon

    Cale Grim
    18 Aug 2014 | 11:54 pm
    People are sharing their food to instagram a lot, apparently. Here’s some perspective on the practice.   The post Sharing Cartoon appeared first on Week Cartoons.
  • Mescaline Flower Cartoon

    Cale Grim
    23 Jul 2014 | 12:56 pm
    The post Mescaline Flower Cartoon appeared first on Week Cartoons.
  • Shy Cartoon

    Cale Grim
    18 Jul 2014 | 3:14 pm
    This is actually a cartoon about being shy. Best to keep some of those more curious revelations in the shell. Don’t screw around with liberty, man.   The post Shy Cartoon appeared first on Week Cartoons.
  • Orange Toothpaste Cartoon

    Cale Grim
    7 Jul 2014 | 8:08 am
    The post Orange Toothpaste Cartoon appeared first on Week Cartoons.
 
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    WorthAShare.com

  • Food Porn – Wedding Cakes

    Jade Waddy
    17 Sep 2014 | 3:26 am
    Your wedding day can be defined by the cake you have, it’s a perfect representation of your love for each other and both of your tastes all rolled into one. If you have a smaller cake then you’re probably quite a conservative couple who wants a simple wedding, whereas a large elaborate cake suggests that you’re a very bold couple who are adventurous! If you’re stuck on which cake to get, here is some inspiration to help you out (all images here have been taken from the Hitched India Wedding Cake Inspiration…
  • David’s Story – His Unfortunate Death Caught On Camera

    Jade Waddy
    10 Sep 2014 | 4:32 am
    This is the story of David. He was an avid motorcyclist with a passion for life. This video shows his final moments as his mother explains his story. This video was made as part of a road safety campaign and so far has been seen by over 11 million people. Remember to “Think Bike” when you’re driving, it saves lives. WARNING: Do not watch this video if you’re of a nervous disposition, it’s very emotional. Source: Array
  • Reality One, Tech Zero | Gadgets That Are Epic Yet Utterly Pointless

    Amber Waddy
    22 Aug 2014 | 3:15 am
    We’ve all seen clever mock ups of modern cons that we can all appreciate and use from day to day. What some people fail to see, however, is the fact there is no need for such toys as there are far easier ways of fixing certain problems.Here we take a look at some of the most amazing gadgets that the world would adore… for all of five minutes. Then realise how stupid it is.MaptorThe Idea: The point of this handle little device is so that you can figure out where you are on the go with the simple click of a button. Gone will be the days where people get completely lost, including…
  • Little Known Facts About The Late Robin Williams

    Jade Waddy
    12 Aug 2014 | 4:14 am
    Today the world mourns over the loss of comedian and renowned actor, Robin Williams. We’ve all seen him in films such as Mrs Doubtfire, Jumaji, Good Will Hunting and Dead Poets Society; but very little is actually known about the man himself. He liked to keep his personal life pretty locked away and although it may seem in his stand up days he revealed all, there are some pieces of information that never quite reached the surface. Here are just a handful.He Was An Avid Cyclist – It’s true, for several years Robin has been getting on his bike and riding alongside well known…
  • I’m All About The Pretties | Talented Book Illustrators That Won Our Hearts

    Amber Waddy
    6 Aug 2014 | 2:48 am
    Books are like marmite. You either love them with all your heart, hate them with all your might, or you’re just completely indifferent. The one thing we can all appreciate, however, is the beautiful artwork that adorns the pages of many beloved classics as well as modern tales…Here we take a look at some of the worlds most remarkable illustrators and find out a little more about what they are all about… Ernest, also known as E.H.Shepard, was a World War I veteran born in the late 1870′s. Art was always a key part of his upbringing, going from art school to art…
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    David Beckham Comics - Home

  • Bearrs The Capital Hills Have Eyes

    19 Sep 2014 | 1:22 pm
    A family drive into their summer vacation, unknowingly with two escapee Bearrs on the roof of their vehicle. Unfortunately they drive into a range of hills crawling with cannibals where their only haven of safety is a run down old white house next to a filling station. The begin of a disaster!
  • U.S. Kids Suddenly Appear on Brutal WW2 Pacific Battlefield

    18 Sep 2014 | 5:30 am
    U.S. Kids use their ThingAcombobyoulater to go back in time, only to reappear in Peleliu, 1944, where a brutal battle between the U.S. and Japanese forces rages!
  • Pure Fiction Murderers In Black (MIB) Confront ISIS

    16 Sep 2014 | 2:12 pm
    Pure Fiction of Murderers In Black takes two black garbed Men and pits them against vicious ISIS terrorists. Find out what happens in Mixed Nuts!
  • Billzy Blood, Worm & Devill's Sadistic Stepdad

    15 Sep 2014 | 5:58 am
    Billzy-Blood and Worry Worm connect with Angelo Devill's past to find a boy of unknown origin get raised by a Stepdad who hates his guts! Find out why in Kebap Heaven!
  • This Week; Kebap-Heaven, Bearrs and Three Kids

    14 Sep 2014 | 12:41 pm
    As Billzy Blood and Worry Worm watch, Angelo Devill's past unravels like a leather belt cutting night air! Also, three kids march on distant, foreign fields in order to save a world in danger! The Bearr brothers move out of No Country For Old Bearrs and into Capitol Hills that seem to have eyes! Read it all starting Monday, the 15th of September!
 
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    Above Average

  • Tiny hamsters, Star Wars, and Squeezy Freezy

    Above Average
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:10 pm
    Above Average’s staff answers the question: What’s the best thing you’ve seen on the internet this week?   Tiny Hamster vs. Kobayashi  “The hamster is back.” - Benjamin Baldwin    Star Wars Minus Williams  “The importance of John Williams in Star Wars.” - Sean McIlraith    Squeezy Freezy “Wait for the yeti…” - Matt Moskovciak   Showgasm: LA “All John Early Everythang.” - Celeste Ballard   HUNKA JUNK “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.” - Ryan Spears…
  • The Daily Show Says Farewell to Michael Che

    Above Average
    19 Sep 2014 | 12:28 pm
    Jon Stewart and The Daily Show cast, with the power of Sarah McLachlan, gave correspondent Michael Che an emotional send-off. You can catch Michael Che on Weekend Update when SNL premieres next weekend.  
  • Waiting in line at the Apple store

    Above Average
    19 Sep 2014 | 12:00 pm
    Today is a big day for everyone who wants to start carrying the Zack Morris iPhone in their pockets. UCB is on the scene with people waiting at the Apple store, and they’re conducting the hard-hitting interviews. Watch:
  • Reasons You Are Not Receiving A Tip

    Above Average
    18 Sep 2014 | 8:43 am
    Revenge Notes highlight the art of the passive aggressive message.
  • The Aziz Ansari Impression That Never Made It

    Above Average
    17 Sep 2014 | 3:12 pm
    Nasim Pedrad always killed it as Kim Kardashian and Arianna Huffington on SNL, but her true calling was Aziz Ansari. Watch the unaired clip and start including the term “boner eraser” in everyday conversation:
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    The Life Lessonbook

  • The Least Efficient Way to Make Money

    Dustin
    19 Sep 2014 | 10:41 am
    If you’re a criminal, stealing an ATM machine has to seem like the fastest way to make big bucks. The cash is right there for the taking behind a flimsy plastic door. How hard can it be? The answer: Way harder than it seems. If you need proof, just Google “ATM robbery gone wrong.” You’ll find ATM machines that remain firmly intact after being set on fire, run over and blown up. Thanks to an enterprising Florida man, we can now add another method to that list: repeatedly ramming the machine with a stolen forklift. Last week, Synovus Bank employees in Jacksonville, Florida arrived to…
  • The 3 People You Meet in Carrabba’s

    Dustin
    17 Sep 2014 | 4:12 am
    If we’ve met in person and you filled out a comment card about that first interaction, I imagine it would say something like, “Well he tried hard, and he certainly smiled, but…” I am not great at first impressions, so I try to learn everything I can from the people I meet. Last week, I came across three different women at Carrabba’s trying to make a good first impression for three different reasons and let me tell you – I learned A LOT. Since I never got their names, I took the liberty of naming them Jen, Jenny and Jennifer. Jen I drove straight to Carrabba’s after work last…
  • Stuck in the Bermuda Triangle

    Dustin
    10 Sep 2014 | 3:57 am
    I had a wonderful blog post full of twists, turns, jokes and wit lined up for this week. It was all laid out in my head; all I had to do was write it on my return flight from Bermuda. Unfortunately, I was not able to write that blog post or retrieve my laptop or move even a single inch on the plane. I am not telling you this so you feel sorry for me (Again, I was coming back from Bermuda). I am telling you because making fun of airplane travel is the easiest, hackiest blog post to write, but it was the best I could do with the only things that worked during the two-hour flight – two thumbs…
  • Revenge of the Nerd

    Dustin
    3 Sep 2014 | 3:41 am
    This site has recently gotten a bit of a facelift that wouldn’t have been possible without my brother Scott. Scott is a computer genius. And not just like he reads a bunch of Gizmodo or is good at troubleshooting Wi-Fi or something. Scott wrote a program that ended up saving a giant retail company over $300,000 a year when he was in high school. Scott is a LEGIT computer genius. As a computer genius, Scott is also a huge nerd. As in, he owns an “I’m not slacking, my code is compiling” t-shirt that he wears while his code is compiling. Scott wasn’t always a huge nerd. As a…
  • Crabby Florida Man Gets His Comeuppance

    Dustin
    29 Aug 2014 | 10:43 am
    “Comeuppance” is not only the most enjoyable word in the English language to say, it’s also the most enjoyable thing to watch happen. This week, a crabby Florida man brought joy to millions by getting his comeuppance. According to the Tampa Bay Times, Doug Wilkey does not care for his neighbor’s business. Wilkey has complained multiple times to City Hall that the business is hurting his property value, disturbing the peace and possibly poisoning its customers. Before you decide whose side you’re on in this dispute, it’s important to know that Wilkey is…
 
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    Hipblow

  • Normal Phone Pictures Turned Into Creative Illustrations

    HipBlow
    19 Sep 2014 | 6:30 am
    Johan Thörnqvist is a Swedish illustrator that brings everyday phone pictures into creative illustrations. He has drawn imaginary cities over real life photos, which he took with his phone. The simplest concept, executed in the best way...The post Normal Phone Pictures Turned Into Creative Illustrations appeared first on Hipblow.
  • 23 Creative Cast Ideas That Will Give An Artistic Look

    HipBlow
    19 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    Breaking a bone is not fun at all, however there is always a way to pull good things from bad times. These people proved so using their casts as canvas and look what they made! Check these 23 creative cast ideas that will give an artistic look...The post 23 Creative Cast Ideas That Will Give An Artistic Look appeared first on Hipblow.
  • 10 People That Were Absolutely Not Even Close!

    HipBlow
    19 Sep 2014 | 5:30 am
    Some people can try very hard, but sometimes they won't actually have a chance. The result? These epic funny gifs that will make you say "Not Even Close!"...The post 10 People That Were Absolutely Not Even Close! appeared first on Hipblow.
  • 18 Bizarre Marine Creatures Hidden In The Depths Of The Ocean

    HipBlow
    18 Sep 2014 | 6:30 am
    These are the most bizarre marine creatures hidden in the depths of the ocean blue...The post 18 Bizarre Marine Creatures Hidden In The Depths Of The Ocean appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Brave Biker Gives A Life Lesson To People Littering The Streets

    HipBlow
    18 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    Litterers make this Russian girl mad, very mad. She decided to do something about it! Check how in this video this brave biker gives a life lesson to people littering the streets....The post Brave Biker Gives A Life Lesson To People Littering The Streets appeared first on Hipblow.
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    RhymeZone Forums

  • "Max's Backyard Adventures" (AKA) "Family Barbecue" 

    BlueAngel
    19 Sep 2014 | 9:17 am
    I got some of the ideas for this short story after watching a cat chase a frog. And I just had to keep writing and see what I came up with. ______________________________________________ "Max's Backyard Adventures" (AKA) "Family Barbecue"* ______________________________________________* Leap little frog- for the family cat is on the prow... Leap little frog- for she is very hungry... Leap for your life- for she has seen you... Leap for your life, little frog- because the chase begins... Leap for your life- for your days are no more... It was a beautiful Saturday- in the…
  • The Monster Inside All of Us

    Gikka218
    18 Sep 2014 | 8:49 pm
    The Monster Inside All Of Us If you're a monster, a liar, cheat, or thief If your life is overcome with grief, If you're a plotter, a deceiver, a schemer If you're a taker downer of dreamers, If you're a trickster, a must-always-be-victor If you're a bitter shifter twister whisperer, If you're evil, a terrible upheaval, If your soul is shattered, battered, and tattered, If you’ve a secret; something kept unrevealed Unsaid, unread, a thing for your own self-crowned head, If you’re one of these things or more Keep on reading, young prisoner of war. Do you sit on a pillar, a pedestal, a…
  • My Final Farewell (Closure)

    Sydney1992
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:48 pm
    When all I saw was blood, time seemed to stop. My knees started to shake, I was about to drop. Your face was swollen, cracked in half; they said you can hear me, I threw up in the trash. I told you I love you, and knelt next to your bed. I prayed to God for answers, staring at your head. My mother, my Savior, my one true friend. I've forgiven your mistakes, now I'll never see you again. I started to wail with sorrow, there was no holding back. The doctor carried me out and told me to relax. How can I relax, when my whole life just shattered? My mother was dehumanized when they called her…
  • My Final Farewell

    Sydney1992
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:46 pm
    When all I saw was blood, time seemed to stop. My knees started to shake, I was about to drop. Your face was swollen, cracked in half; they said you can hear me, I threw up in the trash. I told you I love you, and knelt next to your bed. I prayed to God for answers, staring at your head. My mother, my Savior, my one true friend. I've forgiven your mistakes, now I'll never see you again. I started to wail with sorrow, there was no holding back. The doctor carried me out and told me to relax. How can I relax, when my whole life just shattered? My mother was dehumanized when they called her…
  • Final Farewell (Closure)

    Sydney1992
    18 Sep 2014 | 4:55 pm
    When all I saw was blood, time seemed to stop. My knees started to shake, I was about to drop. Your face was swollen, cracked in half; they said you can hear me, I threw up in the trash. I told you I love you, and knelt next to your bed. I prayed to God for answers, staring at your head. My mother, my Savior, my one true friend. I've forgiven your mistakes, now I'll never see you again. I started to wail with sorrow, there was no holding back. The doctor carried me out and told me to relax. How can I relax, when my whole life just shattered? My mother was dehumanized when they called her…
 
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    Dubious Knowledge Institute

  • All About Bach: Part 1 (Attack of the Germanes)

    dvanoss
    17 Sep 2014 | 6:30 am
    When you think of the name Bach, you probably think of that hard candy your grandma kept in the dish by the breadbox that you couldn’t have until after dinner, but that’s called Brach’s, which of course isn’t germane to our story. But, speaking of Germanes, did you know that the Jackson Five never recorded a single Bach song? And that Bach was actually BORN a Germane? Well, now that you’re totally confused, you’re in the right mode for a musical adventure we’re calling “Bach To The Future”, because we really want to get hammered in the…
  • Infographic: 10 Facts About Iowa

    dvanoss
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:09 pm
    The post Infographic: 10 Facts About Iowa appeared first on Dubious Knowledge Institute.
  • Handbag Survival Guide for Men

    dvanoss
    8 Sep 2014 | 3:35 pm
    According to Mintel, a market researcher, US handbag market sales reached $8 billion in 2011, up from $6 billion in 2006. We can only assume that this $2 billion increase is due to concurrent rise in sales of those little Kleenexes you keep in purses, but we have no report for that. Why, say perplexed men, some of them us, this fascination with handbags, enough to cause an increase in sales in 5 years equal to the gross national product of Greenland (Note to Greenland: consider building more handbag factories). Let’s take a look. The Scientific Hope For A Sub-Atomic Handbag The handbag…
  • 4 Tricks Your Dog Can Train You To Do

    dvanoss
    2 Sep 2014 | 6:12 pm
    There are two types of people in this world; dog owners and people who have never had to willingly pick up another creature’s fecal matter in a thin plastic baggie. You think you’re so smart, human? Well, here are four things your dog has probably trained you to do. 1 Wake Up Early on Saturday Morning Ah, weekend mornings, the one time of the week you can sleep in a little and catch up on must-needed rest. This, of course, is the exact time a large, wet, cold nose will inform your bare skin that, “As a dog, I have an extremely limited ability to read a clock,” and…
  • 20 (Suspicious Yet Mildly Useful) Facts About Iowa

    dvanoss
    25 Aug 2014 | 1:12 pm
    Iowa: the very name for most conjures up visions of fields of potatoes or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, which is stupid because I said Iowa, not Idaho or Ohio. That’s the kind of respect this midwestern state generally gets, but, in order to help set the record straight, here are 20 facts about Iowa you probably didn’t know. 1 Official Motto: “Our Liberties We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain.” 2 Unofficial Motto: “Not Being Nebraska Since 1846.” 3 State Insect: “Those Gnats You Get Around Late May That Drive You Crazy When…
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    The Name's Ponyboy

  • GIF Pony (13)

    ponyboy
    19 Sep 2014 | 11:00 am
    Juan is killing the first date game. Check out this weeks Pony…. The post GIF Pony (13) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • I Like These (34)

    ponyboy
    19 Sep 2014 | 6:30 am
    Man I love this picture, it’s so juicy… The post I Like These (34) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Sheeps Revenge

    ponyboy
    18 Sep 2014 | 1:00 pm
    A drunk guy having some fun with a sober sheep pays the price. The post Sheeps Revenge appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Meanwhile in Russia

    ponyboy
    18 Sep 2014 | 11:00 am
    Once again let’s see what’s going down in the former Soviet Union… See more pics here   via The post Meanwhile in Russia appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • I Like These (35)

    ponyboy
    18 Sep 2014 | 6:30 am
    Up at 2:30am this morning, fuck this shit! The post I Like These (35) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
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    Winston's Random Musings

  • Stockholm Syndrome

    Winston Chong
    9 Sep 2014 | 5:40 pm
    Stockholm Syndrome perfectly describes how fans of a certain fruit company ignored the superb offerings from rival plantations for years and willingly forgive this company when it finally listens to their pleas and gives them a bigger fruit today. I'll not take a bite from this fruit since I have the entire orchard to choose from.
  • Pinned post: What you WOULDN'T find in this blog

    Winston Chong
    8 Sep 2014 | 8:31 pm
    1. Porn: there are loads of online sexperts providing an excellent hand-y job in this area already.  2. Personal porn: you can have a ball of a time elsewhere ogling at female bloggers slash model slash actress slash race queen providing revealing selfies. No need for this nerd to pimp himself.3. Food porn: I don't own a DSLR nor do I get to eat for free. iEat, iBurp, iShit. 4. Word porn: I find scolding jerks using vulgarities or genitalia a lazy cop-out. There are far more flowery words to choose to insult someone with greater effect.5. Social porn: no inspirational quotes or…
  • This Singapore nerd's musings on himself (part 3)

    Winston Chong
    3 Sep 2014 | 2:47 am
    While guys like me approaching the big Four-Oh aspire to be a 'hunkle' (Hunky uncle), most likely I'll just turn out to be a 'funkle' (fatty uncle). But since I don't have any nephews or nieces, technically I wouldn't get to be a bona fide uncle, so I'll just go straight from being a nerd to Dirty Old Man.*****I know that Facebook/personal blog can be a depressing place where you hate-read your friend's updates on their perfect life and their even more perfect meal. Allow me to reveal some nasty things about myself so you will feel better about yourself. I'm a bad liar, a horrible MCP and I'm…
  • Master post: This Singapore nerd's musings on himself

    Winston Chong
    3 Sep 2014 | 2:40 am
     Looks like a good idea to house all my musings on myself in one neat package here. Part 1Part 2Part 3
  • All in a day's work in my office (Part 7)

    Winston Chong
    25 Aug 2014 | 8:34 am
    Work can never be finished. We should always complete what we set out to do. Though both sayings are contradictory, they can be resolved by a third saying: Find a job you love and you will never work a day in your life.  *****Two pleasant-looking female colleagues were debating the various interpretations of an internal company-wide contest and concluded that the rules are confusing OR they are bimbos. I'm happy to say that they are wrong. The correct conjunction used should be 'AND', not 'OR'. *****Today, I need to cramp two days' work into one. If I can't deliver, it means that I'm…
 
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    Funny Dating & Relationship Stories & Advice - Melanys Guydlines

  • Tinder for Shoes? Shoe Swipe

    Melany
    15 Sep 2014 | 1:53 pm
    We all know that I have been on Tinder a time or 100 and for some reason no matter how many not so great guys I have met on there, I go back for more. It is addicting. Like gambling, but I am ready to get lucky….get your mind out of the gutter. I am ready to get lucky….get your mind out of the gutter.Click To Tweet - Powered By CoSchedule It is so fun showing people Tinder and how easy it is to just x out someone’s face like yelling “NEXT” at the top of your lungs via your phone. The key to this app is totally the ease of it. We all love images but not a lot of people like to read.
  • 21 Things I Can’t Travel Without

    Melany
    12 Sep 2014 | 11:50 am
    If you have been keeping up with me that is better than what I am doing. I was actually in one place for longer than two months in July and August and my suitcase called to tell me that he needed a workout, so I obliged. People always tell me I need to put roots down but every time I try to put down the anchor other things pop up in my schedule that need to be attended to for work. Just this week, I traveled from Scottsdale, AZ to Beverly Hills, CA and then next week I will travel... Continue Reading
  • Get Some Satisfaction: Win $100 Official USA Network’s “Satisfaction” Kit

    Melany
    11 Sep 2014 | 10:10 am
    What gives you satisfaction? Do you measure your satisfaction by job success? Wealth? Love? Happiness? I think most of us would agree with Mick Jager when he sings “I can’t get no satisfaction” in life. Achieving satisfaction is harder than ever these days with the advent of technology. I am not talking getting to the next level of Candy Crush but I am talking about communication. Text messages, emails and non-verbal communication lead to many issues interpersonal relationships never experienced before (like mine). Like life was not complicated enough – now, we need to read between…
  • Never Forget 9/11/01 – God Bless America

    Melany
    10 Sep 2014 | 1:00 am
    Remembering those we have lost and thanking those who still serve our country. Proud to be an American each and every day. Thoughts are with all the families on this day of remembrance. God Bless America. NEVER FORGET! 9/11/01    ... Continue Reading
  • Dating Warnings: The Shirt Test

    Melany
    9 Sep 2014 | 8:47 pm
    I have learned a few things navigating the dangerous shark infested dating waters along the West Coast and that is make sure you date a guy before, on and after the first of the month to make sure he sticks around for another month. Don’t get too close too fast because you never really know who or what you are dealing with. Just like the infamous “Dear John” who boasted that he created DSL and walked on water when in reality he couldn’t afford a bottle of Evian and slept on his sisters couch. the infamous “Dear John” who boasted he... Continue Reading
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    The University of the Bleeding Obvious

  • Alien Space Sharks

    19 Sep 2014 | 1:43 am
    Sooner or later it was bound to happen
  • Auto-Response

    18 Sep 2014 | 12:36 am
    Medical history was made this week when doctors attempted to decipher the brainwaves of a coma patient.
  • Travel by Conga

    16 Sep 2014 | 5:29 pm
    "The conga is now being seriously touted as a genuine transport solution for some of the planet's most crowded cities"
  • More Vampires, Please

    16 Sep 2014 | 12:38 am
    What the world really needs is more teenage vampire movies
  • Gin!

    14 Sep 2014 | 4:37 pm
    Gin! Gin! Gin! Gin!
 
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    Welcome to The Midside

  • The Constant Companion Edition

    themidside
    15 Sep 2014 | 11:46 pm
    We all have our companions. Maybe it’s fear. Maybe it’s religion. Maybe it’s the memory of Ray Rice knocking you out in an elevator. In this episode, we discuss the things that stick with us. We also steal each other’s jokes. PENNY!
  • Welcome to The Midside - Snyder Series: 300

    themidside
    8 Sep 2014 | 10:21 pm
    In the second edition of our special series spotlighting director Zack Snyder, we dissect the movie in which he declared “This…is…Romanticism!” Join us as we celebrate Leonidas, bemoan Ephialtes, and use the N-word relentlessly.
  • The Personal Space Edition

    themidside
    2 Sep 2014 | 12:35 am
    We all need our personal space, so why don’t we know when it’s appropriate to ask for our own or give someone else theirs? That’s the question we answer in this episode as we discuss the reclining of airplane seats, what Michael Sam and Daryl Dixon have in common, and the epistemology of Hello Kitty. Plus, Daniel still doesn’t know anything about Doctor Who.
  • The Deep Breath Edition

    themidside
    25 Aug 2014 | 11:08 pm
    It’s all going to be ok. We promise. We’re really excited that Doctor Who is back too. Why do you think we’re talking about the season premiere “Deep Breath”? We’re also really relieved no one has challenged us to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Why else would Justin declare himself the Michael Bay of sex?
  • The Robin Williams Edition

    themidside
    17 Aug 2014 | 9:06 pm
    The world ain’t never had a a friend like Robin Williams, so to celebrate his life we recount some of the best stories we’ve heard about how he touched people (not in a Patch Adams or One Hour Photo kind of way). We also discuss what depression actually is and why Aladdin seems to be a forgotten Disney movie.
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    Gifking-blog

  • Elevate your Drab Mood with Really Funny Pictures

    Kumiko kurosu
    8 Sep 2014 | 3:02 am
    Nowadays the main topic of discussion among everyone is on how to keep stress at bay. Newspaper, magazines, TV, movies every kind of media is trying their level best to create awareness on the very bad effects of stress and diseases related to it. Top physicians are prescribing good diet, exercise and of course most important of all the pill of good laughter. In the busy schedule of everyday one tries to find the easiest way to gain happiness and it could be attained through really funny pictures showcased with medium of online funny web sites. The contemporary sector of fun has a new…
  • Funny GIF Images The Original Source Of Laughter

    Kumiko kurosu
    11 Jun 2014 | 4:08 am
    An emotion defines human, animals and every other living thing. Well the whole world experience’s emotions of nature too along with rain, earthquake, Tsunami and like. Emotions are a way to show what we are feeling inside. The common sentiments like anger, sorrow, laughter, disgust and others are easily captured under our eyes.  Yet from time to time we all feel deprived of a sentiment called laughter. It is a widely accepted gesture that bond people together, spreads brotherhood, despite geological borders. So to keep it alive we get help from several creative sources like jokes,…
  • Funny Crazy Picture Gallery A Complete Illustration Of Universal Brotherhood

    Kumiko kurosu
    6 Jun 2014 | 9:44 pm
    Are you getting upset easily, quite often? Feelings lost and depressed then cheer up as the amazing world of internet is available to make you happy as a small baby. It can keep you entertained along with its various entertaining videos, news and much more. Practice watching these things as famous comic artist Charlie Chaplin had once said in his interview that “laughter is more precious compared to all the wealth of the world”. So keeping that in mind today various outstanding web are vying with each other to acquire a huge and memorable collection of funny picture gallery which keep…
  • The Many Aspects Of Funny Animated Pictures

    Kumiko kurosu
    22 May 2014 | 12:37 am
    The art of storytelling has been a part of every countries tradition. Good parenting believes in the aspect too. The characterization of Tom and Jerry, Garfield, Donald duck, Mickey mouse, Minnie, Scooby Doo the dog, Cbeebies and Teletubbies and Tinker Bell, Carousel and in numerous are created to please the  mind of young and old alike. These funny animated pictures create a moment of unstoppable laughter as one views it. Most likely a child connects to these pictures more than an adult because he or she finds it more lovable, easy to get glued to it and to feel a feeling of comfort,…
  • Baby Images A Treat For The Eye

    Kumiko kurosu
    8 May 2014 | 11:06 pm
    Babies are god-send angels. Their toothless smile, big brown/black eyes, soft & delicate skin, giggles, baby talks, unsteady postures make them the cutest of all. Nobody in this planet can ever ignore a lovely baby and when pictures of such toddlers are taken it becomes valuable, simply an image that is close to your heart. A baby image often describes more of its mood than anything else. The main reason behind taking pictures of babies is to capture those are valuable moments that turns into precious memory with the walk of time. The same babies grow up to become responsible individuals…
 
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    CheesyPeasy

  • Be Careful Who You Sleep With

    cheesypeasy
    18 Sep 2014 | 7:30 pm
    [source] Likes(0)Dislikes(0)The post Be Careful Who You Sleep With appeared first on CheesyPeasy.
  • The Modern Snow White

    cheesypeasy
    16 Sep 2014 | 4:44 pm
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  • LabraThor

    cheesypeasy
    16 Sep 2014 | 4:09 pm
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  • The Day After the Warranty Expires of my Laptop

    cheesypeasy
    16 Sep 2014 | 2:32 pm
    [source] Likes(0)Dislikes(0)The post The Day After the Warranty Expires of my Laptop appeared first on CheesyPeasy.
  • Doesnt Create Expectations

    cheesypeasy
    15 Sep 2014 | 2:22 pm
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    ghantagiri.com

  • Pretending to Be Humans of New York

    QRator
    17 Sep 2014 | 1:02 am
    Prank call your friends without saying a thing - http://prankdial.com Starring http://tylerfischer.com, Directed by Skyler Fulton, Shot by Jason Sherman Edited by Skyler and Jason Sound Mix by Noah Lemen Skyler on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Skyler-Fulton/198131516935544 WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH HUMANS OF NEW YORK IN ANY WAY 2014 PrankDial® The post Pretending to Be Humans of New York appeared first on .
  • Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong – Agitators Ep. 1

    QRator
    9 Sep 2014 | 5:35 pm
    Spoiler Alert: It’s on purpose. What’s YOUR best Starbucks story The post Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong – Agitators Ep. 1 appeared first on .
  • Indonesian village’s bizarre annual ritual of digging up its dead

    QRator
    6 Sep 2014 | 5:25 pm
    They say the dead live on in our hearts and minds - but in one Indonesian village, the deceased continue to walk the earth in a rather more literal, zombie-like fashion. The post Indonesian village’s bizarre annual ritual of digging up its dead appeared first on .
  • Xbox One India Launch – Exclusive Pre-orders

    QRator
    31 Aug 2014 | 7:35 pm
    Xbox launching in India on 23rd September. Pre-order now! Please check the Terms & Condition of each offer before placing an order. The post Xbox One India Launch – Exclusive Pre-orders appeared first on .
  • BISSELL Symphony | Subway

    QRator
    29 Aug 2014 | 11:43 pm
    The new BISSELL Symphony All-in-One is an amazing hard floor cleaner that vacuums and steams at the same time. You get a clean hard floor without using a mop and bucket or harsh chemicals – all you need is water The post BISSELL Symphony | Subway appeared first on .
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    Wow Top 10

  • Top 10 hairstyles for curly hair

    Contributor
    29 Aug 2014 | 11:31 am
    Curly hair itself is nature’s ornament to enhance looks, yet we want to experiment with it. Wear it in a different way, every day. Here are a few suggestions on how to enjoy what nature bestowed on you.Coiled CurlsThese can be set into place by twisting around the finger and applying hair mousse. Or by using a curling wand. Always remember to use a product that protects hair from heat before applying the wand. Long Curls woven into a WaterfallDraw inspiration from nature and transform your hair into a work of art. Arrange the curls in a neat arrangement after gathering the curls into…
  • Top 10 worst serial killers

    Contributor
    23 Aug 2014 | 11:49 am
    Serial killers have been around for centuries now. Man and his mental disorders have never failed to give rise to situations where man can kill another man inhumanely and continue doing so without an ounce of regret. We are not putting the onus of a serial killer’s behavior on his health. But think for once, are these people normal. Isn’t there something grossly wrong with them.This list here is in no way a ranked list of serial killers. Nobody is above or below others. This is a simple list of top 10 worst serial killers of our times, who have killed mercilessly and without reason.10.
  • Top 10 date night ideas

    Contributor
    17 Aug 2014 | 12:23 am
    Date nights can sometimes get worrisome with all the planning and sometimes a wish to give surprises. What do you do every time, so that, things remain fresh and lovely? It may not look very easy to come up with a new idea for every date but what you don’t know is, even small twists to the regular ideas can make your date just perfect. Here is a list of top 10 date night idea, which will give you some options t jazz up the night and make the date special.10. Drink and DanceIf you both love clubbing, this can be your best shot at a wonderful date night together. Late nights, is the best time…
  • 10 Best Safety Razors for Shaving

    Contributor
    13 Aug 2014 | 12:48 am
    Considering we shave every day, what are the best options at our disposal? Where would we find all the options to study? The Supermarket’s health and personal hygiene section or the online stores. The shaving and hair removal sections have many options of razors for men, women and unisex. All these razors come in disposable plastic versions due to their use in medicine and other professions. With the risk of spread of disease these are an intelligent option. The disposable would be an obvious choice while travelling and living in a large congregation where one does not want to share…
  • Top 10 gift ideas for mom

    Contributor
    9 Aug 2014 | 4:25 am
    Moms are usually the most worked up people of our society. They work 24×7 without a break and not to say that their job is the most thankless one on the planet. Really thanking them occasionally once a while on their birthdays or the mother’s day is simply not enough. We as kids or as better halves, need to up our game by making sure that they are thanked enough. Now, if you are going to say, “I have no idea what to get her”, following is a list of top 10 gift ideas for mom, which will give you some awesome ideas.10. A spa couponA relaxing spa experience can be an ultimate gift for…
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  • Gobble Up These Turbutkles!

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    16 Sep 2014 | 5:22 am
    Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or…  In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches? Well then… The following (and then some) are not your friends: Chili Fruit at the Bottom Yogurt Katy Perry Scrambled Eggs Tacos Stir Fries Nicki Minaj Anything Made on The Food Network Channel Thanksgiving Dinner My Refrigerator  And…  Turbutkle Bites Phew! It’s a good thing I don’t have such a phobia or else I would DEFINITELY starve to death… I would never dance like a stripper [Read On!]
  • Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    9 Sep 2014 | 5:19 am
    Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two... They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re both full of artificial chemicals and ingredients. Sorry Tara, I just couldn’t resist. If the saying, “you are what you eat” is true… Then Tara must be subsisting solely on Creamsicles (okay, and maybe Cheetos as well). Sadly, I don’t think I will be able to save Tara from her demons, however, all is not lost for the [Read On!]
  • In-N-Out of My Kitchen

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    2 Sep 2014 | 5:31 am
    I have to say, for a dirty mind like mine… As I have established in the past… In-N-Out is probably my favorite fast food restaurant name because it serves as a “playground” for my naughty (and VIVID) imagination! Unfortunately, while In-N-Out boasts being a “healthier” fast food chain (and has my brain swinging on monkey bars), this joint acts more like the bully near the seesaw for your health (albeit healthier than say… Taco Bell’s XXL Stuft Burrito). Because of [Read On!]
  • The Fit and Funny Foodies Battle It Out Blender Style

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    26 Aug 2014 | 5:44 am
    OKAY: Be completely honest with me… Who here has binge-watched on The Food Network channel? Hopefully you didn’t also binge on Guy Fieri’s “Cin-ful Peach Cobbler” while parked on your couch…  Unwrapped… The Next Food Network Star… I could ditch Ryan Gosling for these shows…………….? There is one show in particular that I have always been quite fond of… Mostly because of the hysterical and intense facial expressions within the first five minutes. Common, you have to admit the CHAIRMAN is RIDICULOUS. He’s…
  • Enjoy These Bananas on a Hammock

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    19 Aug 2014 | 5:20 am
    Every single time I think about bananas, I think about banana hammocks. Have I ever mentioned that my mind is ALWAYS in the gutter? Because THIS is what a banana hammock REALLY is… I should just live in the sewer with the Ninja Turtles. I would probably marry Splinter… Because I like my men harry?? And we would have some cute rat babies… OKAY… Getting off track. And since when are rats cute? Bananas also remind me of high school sex [Read On!]
 
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  • TGIF laughter – Kick starting the weekend craze

    FROZ
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:07 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersTGIF laughter- While some of you have already reached Friday evening and have started unwinding after a week of hard labor, others still have a few hours to go and most probably are checking their watches every now and then with impatience. In both cases, no doubt that a few chuckles could turn out to be more than welcome, so here’s our selection of Friday goodies! Wishing you a fun weekend ahead and a joyful PMSLweb moment! This post TGIF laughter – Kick starting the weekend craze appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet…
  • Star Wars funnies – In a side splitting universe far away

    FROZ
    18 Sep 2014 | 9:01 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersStar Wars funnies – Time to treat the purists to a dedicated collection of Star Wars funnies. Oh, so they’re keeping us hanging when it comes to the release of the “next episode” for sure…. And honestly a majority of us could of probably done without, the three last sequels being more than we could put up/cope with. Not trying to bash here, but when you’ve managed to pull up a masterpiece, at some point you just should stay put and enjoy… Anyway here goes, wishing you an empire-stricken PMSLweb moment! This post Star Wars…
  • Hump day zone – Journey to the center of the week

    FROZ
    17 Sep 2014 | 5:29 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersHump day zone – Welcome to the our special core of the week edition. Dropping boundaries is the name of the game today, and we shall attempt to sublimate our art for the occasion in order to worthily show the example. The guidelines are simple: buckle up and enjoy! Wishing you a rollicking PMSLweb moment! This post Hump day zone – Journey to the center of the week appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Tuesday fun – Sponsoring your Tuesday giggles

    FROZ
    16 Sep 2014 | 4:17 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersTuesday fun – If you wish to include top quality guffaws to your schedule today, please allow us to walk you through our services: Devilish chortles, split-siding cackles and cheeky titters are among what we offer, and a free sample can be found bellow, so why not check them out now! Wishing you an amusing PMSLweb moment! This post Tuesday fun – Sponsoring your Tuesday giggles appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Happy Monday vibes – Funnies to celebrate the new week

    FROZ
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:29 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersHappy Monday vibes – The weekend is over and you’re suddenly swept off your feet by the harsh reality: It’s Monday. Nonetheless, the past has shown us that with a little willpower, we can make it through the day with minimum damage if we really set your minds and hearts to it; so let’s work on that shall we? Wishing you a smile-tainted PMSLweb moment! This post Happy Monday vibes – Funnies to celebrate the new week appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
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  • Teenagers and texting: A guide for parents

    dailypotatonews
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:23 pm
    As depicted in the image above, parents know very little when it comes to their children and texting. In order to help better understand your children, please refer to the following information about texting: Texting has become the main source of... Read More ›
  • Catcher keeps signaling ‘I love you’ to pitcher

    dailypotatonews
    17 Sep 2014 | 1:31 pm
    As stated by The Onion, Orioles rookie catcher, Caleb Joseph, continues to signal “I love you” to pitcher Chris Tillman. Joseph told sources, “I just love him so much and I get to tell him like 200 times a game.... Read More ›
  • Man jogging listens to Brittany Spears just a little too loud

    dailypotatonews
    16 Sep 2014 | 8:53 pm
    Local jogging enthusiast, Brendon Talbert, was reportedly listening to music on his iPod while jogging earlier today at volume so high that others could clearly hear his taste in music. One jogger stated, “That guy must really love Brittany Spears. Every... Read More ›
  • Study: Indictment Has A “C” In It

    dailypotatonews
    15 Sep 2014 | 3:45 pm
    Originally posted on The Lonely Petunia:EVANSTON, IL—A new study from Northwestern University’s Weinberg College of Arts & Sciences shows that the word “indictment,” meaning a formal accusation initiating a criminal case, has a “c” in it. “After months of…
  • CIA Chief Denies Agency Uses Tickle Torture

    dailypotatonews
    15 Sep 2014 | 1:50 pm
    Originally posted on Broken World News:? Hi! WASHINGTON, D.C.–CIA Director John Brennan testified before congress today to address the recent allegations that the espionage agency has used illegal interrogation techniques when questioning terror suspects.  Brennan admitted the CIA has…
 
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  • Scotland Prepare to Cut through Scotland / England Border

    alan barry
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:27 am
    One of the tractors that could be used for cutting through the Scotland / England Border Even with the vote coming in as a No for Scottish Independence, it has been revealed that Scotland will still begin preparations to separate itself physically from England. “Even thought the vote came in as No,” said Alex Salmond, the First Minister of Scotland. “We as a United Scotland will still go ahead with our plans to begin earth-cutting, where we will cut down through the border that separates Scotland from England.” The border between Scotland and England stretches…
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    16 Sep 2014 | 2:59 pm
  • 10 Things an Irish Father of the Bride does after the First Dance at his Daughters Wedding

    alan barry
    13 Sep 2014 | 1:17 am
    Father of the Bride 1 – The Father of the Bride refuses all requests by anyone else to dance, as he’s “too old for that kind of thing.” 2 – Starts drinking pints, while telling everyone he’s only going to have a few, as it’s his daughters day and he “doesn’t want to get too drunk”. 3 – Gets up to dance with some of the children, as he’s now had his few pints and he’s felling more relaxed. 4 – Decides it’s time to drink shots and tell the new in-laws how proud that his daughter is marrying their…
  • The Alternative Fart in a Que – First Comic Strip

    alan barry
    12 Sep 2014 | 6:14 am
  • Pistorious Judge Looking Forward To Next Celebrity Murder Case

    alan barry
    12 Sep 2014 | 2:47 am
    Who’s next for Judge Masipa  As the Oscar Pistorious case finally comes to a close, Judge Thokozile Masipa has just signed a deal with Sky and CNN to preside over the next celebrity murder case. We caught up with Judge Masipa on a photo-shoot for ‘Judge Weekly’ magazine and she had this to say. “I’m over the moon. I really enjoyed the Oscar Pistorious trial, it was great  fun getting to work with a celebrity and see myself on so many TV stations. It’s done my confidence the world of good. And I’m all the rage on the Judges Facebook community…
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  • This Is The Reason North Korea Is The World’s Best Country

    Roman Marshanski
    18 Sep 2014 | 11:59 pm
    We, generally speaking, write news that are either satirical or funny but true. These news straddle both of these categories. read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
  • What If Superman Met Darth Vader In A Stoner Movie

    Roman Marshanski
    17 Sep 2014 | 11:59 pm
    I recently read an article about Superman who witnessed a crime and did nothing about it. Superman was simply a read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
  • 15 Best Jokes About White Supremacist Barack Obama

    Clever Cleverinski
    16 Sep 2014 | 11:59 pm
    1. Barack Obama is a white supremacist who has undergone a skin color operation to discredit African American population. 2. read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
  • Obama: ‘No Boots On the Ground. Only Classy Dress Shoes’

    Roman Marshanski
    15 Sep 2014 | 11:59 pm
    Obama has announced an addition to his latest policy. Now not only ISIS will be degraded and eventually destroyed, but read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
  • Apple Fanboys Angry iPhone Costs So Little

    Roman Marshanski
    14 Sep 2014 | 10:17 pm
    You may want to pay as little as possible for a smartphone. But some people want to pay as much read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
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  • The 10 most humiliating retail uniforms

    Mbeddau
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:27 pm
    One good thing about unemployment: You don’t have to wear these costumes. Women love a man in uniform, unless that uniform is for a retail job. While some workplace attire can be fun (Hooter Girls, NFL Quarterbacks, Batman) most fall into the “eww” category. Here are the “ewws.” Best Buy Photo by Sandy Huffaker/Getty Images| Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2012 There are three kinds of people who can successfully pull off the look of a blue polo shirt tucked into a pair of iron-pressed khakis: Dads on vacation, undercover cops and dad cops on vacation. Walmart A slightly lower-end…
  • Let’s Celebrate Christmas In October 1989 With Kay-Bee Toys

    Mbeddau
    19 Sep 2014 | 1:37 pm
    Who remembers these? Let us know below We’ve been cataloging the spread of Christmas Creep, the debut of Christmas merchandise and decorations earlier in the season, for some years now, but it’s important to remember that aggressive Christmas marketing before Thanksgiving and even before Halloween is not a new phenomenon. Don’t believe us? Let’s take a trip back in time to 1989, when video game consoles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, My Little Pony, and Transformers ruled the line drawings of the Kay-Bee Toys ad. Wait, this is really 25 years old? Of course, much of what you see…
  • The 7 Types Of Customers That Retail Assistants Dread

    Mbeddau
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:30 pm
    Employee Of The Month I am of the assertion that anybody has worked in retail for any amount of time can quickly and easily reel off multiple anecdotes of the most worryingly stupid kind. A personal favourite of mine was when a woman asked a colleague of mine if we sold fresh air. (Only to then say she meant air freshener and continue to look slightly angry at the initial reaction to her question.) Although I’m unsure as to whether its purely the ridiculousness of some questions or being at work for eight straight hours that makes these people and their behaviour so damn annoying, the fact…
  • If You Work In Retail, Read This And Keep Your Head Up

    Mbeddau
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:10 pm
    image – Flickr / Jorge Quinteros For all intents and purposes, working in retail should have emotionally crippled me. Infinite run-ins with unnecessarily outraged middle-aged women have come dangerously close to breaching my mental threshold, but I, like Destiny’s Child before me, am a survivor. Although I’m jaded beyond repair (I would leave the father of my child in the middle of the night if his eyes hovered on a Black Friday sale sign), nine years of retail has given me more than repressed issues and bad posture, it has given me a humanitarian vision. Everyone who has worked in…
  • The 11 Worst Things About Working In A Supermarket

    Mbeddau
    17 Sep 2014 | 3:38 pm
    No matter how many people tried to warn you, you’ll often find yourself stuck back in your part-time supermarket job after graduation. Not exactly what you were hoping 3 years of hard work would result in, and time goes on with still no sign of that dream job you were hoping to land. “Well at least you’ve got a job”, “Think of the money!” come the cries of your friends and family. Though they make valid points, you can’t help but feel a little disappointed. Especially when you find yourself hating certain details of your supermarket job… 1. You walk into work and see this: 2.
 
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