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  • UPDATED: If you need help, or if you want to help…

    The Bloggess
    thebloggess
    15 Dec 2014 | 7:21 pm
    UPDATE! My blog only shows 700 comments per page, so As of December 17th you have to click on “Newer comments” (at the bottom) to see the newest lists and comments. SEE More SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATES AT END… Remember in 2010 when I gave out gift cards in the name of James Garfield (the taxidermied boar) to the first twenty people who told me they didn’t know how they were going to afford toys for their kids this year?  And it was awesome until  it became very apparent that there were more people who needed help, but then you guys came to the rescue and suddenly…
  • The Force is Strong With House's Awesome 'Star Wars' Light Display

    CollegeHumor: Videos
    17 Dec 2014 | 3:07 pm
    How do you let your neighbors know that you're like, REALLY pumped for the new Star Wars movie? By driving them insane with a 10,000 light display that syncs up with the movie's theme music.  Source: tombetgeorge Bask in the Star Wars house's illuminating glory. Feel the Force and its festive presence. And then be glad that you're not the one who has to pay their electric bill.  ...
  • Funny Wednesday –Hump day laughter time coming up

    PMSLweb
    FROZ
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:53 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersFunny Wednesday – This time next week, those of you who celebrate Christmas will most probably be seeing to the last minute details and shopping, and in the case where you’re the one receiving, the time will have came to give that kitchen check-list a last peep and kick-start the evening feast preparations. In the meantime though, one last hump day will challenge you, and in order to make the most of it, a few giggles should turn out to be a must. Wishing you a smile-packed PMSLweb moment! This post Funny Wednesday –Hump day…
  • Funny Snowman Jokes

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    Clever Cleverinski
    15 Dec 2014 | 6:38 pm
    These really funny snowman jokes will sure make you laugh. They are the best you will find anywhere on the read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
  • Laugh Along with Comedy Series “The Louise Log”

    Barb Best
    Barb Best
    16 Dec 2014 | 6:00 am
      Tis the season to give! Laughter is a gift. So give this YouTube video a view… it’s free and you can re-gift it by sharing with others.     Anne Flournoy is the writer, director, and producer of The Louise Log. Winner Outstanding Writing in a Comedy – LA WebFest 2014! According to Wikipedia, […] The post Laugh Along with Comedy Series “The Louise Log” appeared first on Barb Best.
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    The Bloggess

  • UPDATED: If you need help, or if you want to help…

    thebloggess
    15 Dec 2014 | 7:21 pm
    UPDATE! My blog only shows 700 comments per page, so As of December 17th you have to click on “Newer comments” (at the bottom) to see the newest lists and comments. SEE More SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATES AT END… Remember in 2010 when I gave out gift cards in the name of James Garfield (the taxidermied boar) to the first twenty people who told me they didn’t know how they were going to afford toys for their kids this year?  And it was awesome until  it became very apparent that there were more people who needed help, but then you guys came to the rescue and suddenly…
  • Number one, I’m gonna need you to be honest here…

    thebloggess
    14 Dec 2014 | 10:16 am
    It’s been awhile since we’ve had a good poll so I thought I’d get your opinion on a question I often ask during uncomfortable silences: Take Our Poll By the way, one of these answers is mine.  10 points to Gryffindor if you guess which. And now, the weekly wrap-up of awesomeness: Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.): Holiday sweaters are too itchy so I made you this. Shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-awesome: Kick-ass stuff I pinned. Aw.
  • I’m a murderer. Sort of.

    thebloggess
    11 Dec 2014 | 7:33 am
    Remember a few weeks ago when I confessed that I can’t keep a houseplant alive, but then somehow managed to accidentally grow a plant in my pantry when a sweet potato went rogue?  And then I gave it googley eyes and a name? Sam I. Yam in happier times. Naturally smiley and high in vitamin C. Well it turns out I can’t even keep a yam alive because – in spite of my care – Sam turned gaunt and withered and started to decompose.  Sam was blossoming just fine when he was lost in the back of the pantry but when I rescued him he started dying immediately.  It’s…
  • Lovely ~ UPDATED

    thebloggess
    9 Dec 2014 | 5:21 am
    My niece Gabi is 15 years old and is sort of my hero. That sounds weird and I can’t really explain myself without telling stories that aren’t mine to tell, but I can tell you that she’s so much like me it’s a bit eerie.  The difference is that instead of retreating from the world, Gabi reshapes the world to work for her. While I was writing dark, angsty poetry at her age, Gabi has skipped forward to look for the light.  I sang in my bathroom so much that it drove my family nuts.  Gabi taught herself the ukulele and performs original songs for strangers in…
  • Zazzle thinks I’m some sort of serial killer.

    thebloggess
    7 Dec 2014 | 2:54 pm
    me: I wanted to make something new for my shop but all I’ve come up with is a shirt that says “This is where I keep my nipples.” Victor:  Hmm. How about “My meemaw can kick your meemaw’s ass.” me:  Maybe. Victor: What about a shirt that says “My other shirt has diarrhea on it”? me:  Ooh! And then you get your partner to wear a second shirt and that other shirt just says “Diarrhea.” Victor:  Um…I think you’ve gone too far. me: No, it’s like having matching outfits, but less lame. And with more diarrhea. Victor:  That’s too much diarrhea. me:…
 
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    Damn You Auto Correct!

  • The Messenger

    Lyndsey
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:43 pm
    I was checking on a friend’s job search. Apparently so was the Son of God. -Submitted by Chris Queen The post The Messenger appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Just Stop

    Lyndsey
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:19 pm
    Submitted by Lauren The post Just Stop appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Aptly Named

    Lyndsey
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:17 pm
    My boyfriend and I were trying to decide on a good place for dinner this weekend. Looks like I solved that problem! Submitted by Gracie Dover The post Aptly Named appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Casual Like

    Lyndsey
    17 Dec 2014 | 3:42 pm
    Submitted by Kaufdaddy Flex The post Casual Like appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Out of Shape

    Lyndsey
    17 Dec 2014 | 3:20 pm
    Submitted by Erin The post Out of Shape appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
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    CollegeHumor: Videos

  • 20 Hit Songs That You Were Singing Incorrectly in 2014

    18 Dec 2014 | 8:04 am
    "Huh, you mean the lyrics aren't 'suck my milk, made sour free'?" Nope, you've just been singing every pop song's lyrics incorrectly for the entire year. Or maybe you haven't, I don't know what you sing while driving to work. Plenty of the hit son...
  • The Force is Strong With House's Awesome 'Star Wars' Light Display

    17 Dec 2014 | 3:07 pm
    How do you let your neighbors know that you're like, REALLY pumped for the new Star Wars movie? By driving them insane with a 10,000 light display that syncs up with the movie's theme music.  Source: tombetgeorge Bask in the Star Wars house's illuminating glory. Feel the Force and its festive presence. And then be glad that you're not the one who has to pay their electric bill.  ...
  • Finally, Somebody Wrote a Song About Getting High on Christmas

    17 Dec 2014 | 11:09 am
    Somehow we've made it through 2,013 Christmases without somebody writing a song about getting blazed on Santa's private mistletoe stash. That is until Dent May came along and penned "I'l...
  • Unseen Clip of Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch Doing an NPR Parody

    17 Dec 2014 | 10:43 am
    Both Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch honed their improv chops at Chicago's Second City before moving on to SNL fame in the late 90s. And now we have video evidence of Tina and Rachel in action with this just released clip of them performing a ...
  • This is How Tampon Commercials Would Look if Directed by Men

    17 Dec 2014 | 8:39 am
    Tampons. Vaginas. Wow, is that stuff crazy, right? It's probably a good thing that men aren't making tampon commercials, because women would probably be subjected to a lot of idiotic dialogue like "it goes in the butthole," "super Kool-Aid absorbe...
 
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    McSweeney’s

  • Product Review: The Invisible Backpack of White Privilege from L.L. Bean by Joyce Miller

    18 Dec 2014 | 4:01 am
    The Invisible Backpack of White Privilege is pretty decent, I guess. I’ve had one as long as I can remember. My parents said it just showed up in the mail when I was born, and L.L. Bean’s policy is to replace the backpack for free if it ever breaks, so I don’t have anything to compare it to. It’s $8 extra to get your initials monogrammed, which I personally think should be free of charge. The backpack comes in different colors, more recently Irish, Italian, and Buffalo Plaid.The Invisible Backpack of White Privilege is great for carrying questionable things like weed,…
  • Monologue: Serial’s Sarah Koenig On Santa’s Alleged Hit-and-Run Murder of Grandma by Spencer Ham

    18 Dec 2014 | 4:00 am
    Since the day after Thanksgiving, I’ve spent every waking moment investigating a murder that occurred nearly 35 years ago. During the holiday season of 1979, a woman named Grandma drunkenly stumbled out of her home and was allegedly struck by a Santa-driven sleigh. According to an eyewitness report, she got run over by a reindeer.Grandma was a typical, cartoonish old lady. She wore an eccentric blue and silver wig. She liked to have a drink or two and was not a fan of taking her prescription medicine. According to those close to her, she would often deny her husband the right to watch TV or…
  • List: The Do’s and Don’ts of Falling in Love by Dustin Mark

    18 Dec 2014 | 3:59 am
    DO: Be honest and open with one another.DON’T: Secretly collect used batteries.DO: Explore the world. Shared experiences make for stronger, longer-lasting memories.DON’T: Hide the batteries in a vintage gym bag under your bed.DO: Keep some space. It’s important not to overexpose; let your respective lives exist outside of your relationship.DON’T: Frantically ask if your partner seen your gym bag – the one you hide under your bed.DO: Take pictures. There’s nothing cuter than you two.DON’T: Lie about what you kept in the bag. Clearly they know. Lying won’t help.DO: Be healthy.
  • Leave Your Jeopardy! Anecdotes to Me by Ravi Mangla

    17 Dec 2014 | 4:01 am
    Don’t blame yourself for how things turned out. It’s not your fault that you’re a complete bore and your stories are garbage. While the rest of us were out living our lives, you had your nose jammed in a book. Consider these anecdotes my gift to you, a way to make up for all those lost years. I’m positive that any of these stories can withstand even the most lackluster and tone-deaf of deliveries.- -During a big wave surfing trip in Oahu, a tiger shark started tailing your board. You tried to paddle away, but it wouldn’t leave you alone. After a brief tussle, you managed to fight it…
  • List: Three Site Specific Installations, Two and a Half Years Post BFA by Claire Hamilton

    17 Dec 2014 | 4:00 am
    Laundry on the Floor ASSORTED TEXTILES, ASSEMBLAGE OF FABRIC MATERIALS, SOME POLYESTER BLENDS36" X 34" X 3.5"I’m challenging you to step around this piece, or rather it is challenging you to challenge your own sense of spatial realness. Your personal geography is now dictated by how you step around it. Rather the piece just straight up invited you to engage in a confrontation of your own geospatial sense of identity as conferred in HOW you MOVE in SPACE but also, by extension, what it is to be fucking human.The Bath (study iv)FIBERGLASS, CERAMIC TILE, SUGGESTION OF…
 
 
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    Funny or Die | Funny Videos, Funny Video Clips, Funny Pictures

  • Everyone Draws What They Think The Grinch's Dick Looks Like

    mikescollins
    17 Dec 2014 | 9:57 am
    Everyone Draws What They Think The Gr... Everyone in the office took a pass at what they thought The Grinch's dick looked like. Mike was the judge. Submitted by: mikescollins Regular Keywords: the grinch grinch dr seuss how the grinch stole christmas the cat in the hat christmas holiday tv television children's book penis dick dock wiener cartoon Views: 89,231
  • Jenny Slate Covers "Landslide" As Marcel The Shell

    Jenny Nelson
    17 Dec 2014 | 5:39 am
    Jenny Slate Covers "Landslide" As Mar... Marcel The Shell Sings Landslide on Conan. Submitted by: Jenny Nelson Regular Keywords: Marcel Marcel the Shell Jenny Slate Jenny Slate Marcel Jenny Slate Landslide Jenny Slate Conan Conan O'Brien Conan Late Night Clips Conan Marcel the Shell Marcel the Shell sings Landslide Marcel the Shell With Shoes On Landslide Fleetwood Mac Stevie Nicks late night late night clips late night highlights Views: 299
  • #HashtagWars - #SciFiBands

    atmidnight
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:47 am
    #HashtagWars - #SciFiBands 2:14 After seeing a viral "Star Trek" music video, Wil Wheaton, Brooke Van Poppelen and Kevin Pereira put a science fiction twist on popular band names Submitted by: atmidnight Regular Keywords: Midnight At Midnight Chris Hardwick Wil Wheaton Brooke Van Poppelen Kevin Pereira Hashtag Wars sci-fi nerd alert music music videos Star Trek mashups Views: 602
  • Ringo Starr's Letter To The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame On Why He's Not In Yet

    zpoitras
    16 Dec 2014 | 9:47 am
    Ringo Starr's Letter To The Rock And ... Apparently Ringo Starr didn't know he was inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when he wrote this "angry" letter to them asking why he's not in yet. Submitted by: zpoitras Regular Keywords: Ringo Starr Richard Starkey beatles sex none lol funny jokes goofs gags peace and love peace rock and roll Hall of Fame Rock music comedy ringo starr Views: 9,038
  • The First Rule Of Web Journalism Is You Don’t Fact Check Web Journalism

    natedern
    16 Dec 2014 | 9:44 am
    The First Rule Of Web Journalism Is Y... The First Rule Of Web Journalism Is You Don’t Fact Check Web Journalism. Submitted by: natedern Regular Keywords: web journalism web journalism journalism 2.0 fact check fact-check fact checking fact-checking fake story false story apology hoax high school student 72 million $72 million stock market high school student gets rich in the stock market rolling stone uva rape story uva rape new york magazine rolling stone magazine Sabrina Rubin Erdely jackie Stuyvesant Mohammed Islam Jessica Pressler ny mag new york mag we were duped duped lied liar lies…
 
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    View from the Cloud

  • Yeah sure it'll fit

    Jeff
    10 Dec 2014 | 4:53 pm
    Aaaaand done!In my last post I noted that if we didn't sell our house by the time we left that we would need to try again in April. Well, as most of you know by now from Facebook, we DID sell our house!  So yay!Except yay?... we now have to completely empty our house and have it move in ready for the new owners before we leave on Dec 13?  Uh, sure... NO PROBLEM!But hey, we're doing it, and it's going fine so no worries. Although I'm pretty sure we underestimated the amount of things we were planning on carrying in the back of our car. For example...THIS luggage and THIS 88 note…
  • Changes in Latitudes

    Jeff
    14 Nov 2014 | 7:32 am
    Ooh... nothing like a vague story in the local paper to gin up the rumor mill!  Well then, I guess this would be a good time for an update.  It's really quite simple... In January, Charli and I are going to Connecticut for 3 months to house sit for some people we've never met before.  There, that should clear things up.What's that... not really?Alright, if you really must pry (we must, we must!)Here's the scoop. Because my job allows for me to work remotely, I have the freedom to basically work from anywhere there is an internet connection. AND, because all our kids are gone,…
  • Talk about getting it ass backwards

    Jeff
    9 Jan 2013 | 6:24 pm
    This is an absolutely true story, and it absolutely happened to me this morning I had been in the conference for 3 1/2 hours before they finally called lunch break, and I desperately needed to "go," if you know what I mean. And to make matters worse, I had already commuted 2 hours prior to that - so it was time.  I was ready.I was the first one out of the meeting room and into the bathroom, just ahead of the 10 or so other guys behind me. I knew if I didn't make a move I would have to wait in line and that was NOT an option at this point. So I saddled up to one of two urinals, unzipped…
  • 20 year old rappers on ice

    Jeff
    26 Nov 2012 | 1:45 pm
    Yesterday I had this Facebook exchange with a friend of mine, after he posted this picture of rapper Ice Cube on a soda fountain ice dispenser (who I thought was Ice-T, hence the HI-larious "coco" comment).So, as a result of my inexcusable ignorance, I got called out for not being up on my Ice rappers. Can you imagine?This, of course, was all in jest, as my friend doesn't REALLY think I'm an ignoram-ice. But his jab did cause me to Google the frozen rapper community to see who else was using this extra-cool moniker.  Of course I had heard of Ice Cube, Ice-T and Vanilla Ice, but what…
  • What would happen if...

    Jeff
    10 Nov 2012 | 5:24 am
    ... I wrote a tiny little blog post?Would anyone notice?And if they did, would it inspire me to write ANOTHER post the week after that? And then another and another until eventually I was writing posts every other day like I did for over 4 years at one point?Interesting question.
 
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    Awesomely Luvvie

  • He Wanted to Look Like Kim Kardashian. $190,000 of Plastic Surgery Later, He Looks Like…

    Luvvie
    17 Dec 2014 | 6:39 pm
    Idolizing a celebrity is one thing but attempting to change your face so you can look like your favorite is creepy and there’s a touch of some disorder there. I’m an armchair psychologist so I know this. Jordan James Larke, a British “makeup artist” (I put that in quotation marks because bet nobody trust him to make THEM look amazing) loves Kim Kardashian so much that he went under the knife repeatedly to capture her look. According to an Australian news site, “The 23-year-old’s had more than 50 cosmetic procedures to transform himself into a Kim lookalike,…
  • This Mom Called C-SPAN to Tell Her Pundit Sons to STFU. I LIVE.

    Luvvie
    16 Dec 2014 | 5:45 pm
    Two men were going back and forth on C-SPAN about politics and whatnots when they got a call from the general line where people phone in to drop their 2 cents about whatever is happening. The two happened to be brothers and when they heard the voice on the other end, they knew they were in trouble because it was their Mom. This is pure gold. Watch: She came out the gate snapping! LMAOOOO! When dude on the left immediately drops his head and goes “Oh God It’s Mom,” a cackle escaped from my spirit. He was so done for! Dude on the right tried to keep his horror away from the…
  • I Watched the First Episode of VH1’s Sorority Sisters

    Luvvie
    16 Dec 2014 | 6:00 am
    VH1 is the den of reality TV shows featuring Black women behaving badly and they stay on-brand with Sorority Sisters. The show has been receiving backlash ahead of its premiere because it is chronicling women from four historical Black Greek-Letter Organizations. They all live in Atlanta and every woman on the show is either a part of Delta Sigma Theta, Alpha Kappa Alpha, Sigma Gamma Rho and Zeta Phi Beta. People have been raising hell because it’s obvious they their scholarship and greater womanhood is not the reason they will be featured. I had to watch it and write this post because…
  • Angelina Jolie Gave Maleficent Realness to Amy Pascal and I’m Here For It

    Luvvie
    12 Dec 2014 | 8:02 am
    By now, you might have heard about how Sony Pictures’ emails were hacked and many of the exchanges between executives were leaked. You thought All My Children was juicy? NOPE! There was so much tea between these film bigwigs, and many sites have published them. Some of the juiciest tea was from Amy Pascal, Sony’s co-chairman. Emails between her and producer Scott Rudin dropped (yes, like they’re mixtapes or something) and they had some unkind words to say about some of our faves, including Angelina Jolie. In the convo, she was called a “minimally talented spoiled…
  • Our Favorite Cook, Auntie Fee, Was on Steve Harvey’s Show. I LIVE.

    Luvvie
    10 Dec 2014 | 8:43 am
    You KNOW how much I love me some Auntie Fee! She of phrases such as “something sweet for the mufucking kids” and “kids and fat people like a lot of cheese.” She got internet fame from posting videos of her cooking various heart-clogging foods. Her son, Tavis, is behind the camera and he gets on her good last nerves so she drops a couple of 4-letter words pretty regularly and it is all gold. Because she’s so earnest with it. Anywho, Auntie Fee was on Steve Harvey’s show yesterday and she had me hollering. Get into Fee’s hair. It is fried, died, laid to…
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    Brittany, Herself.

  • What I Really Say To Your Husband

    Brittany
    15 Dec 2014 | 6:21 am
    Ladies, your husbands are emailing me. Repeatedly. You may or may not have any idea this is happening. It’s probably while you’re in the shower, or after you go to bed. Or maybe when you think they’re texting a co-worker on the couch, or in the bathroom on their iPads.(...)Read the rest of What I Really Say To Your Husband (924 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh
  • Listen, It’s Okay To Be Alone At Christmas

    Brittany
    9 Dec 2014 | 6:41 am
    I have a very romanticized idea of the holidays. I function at a Clark W. Griswold level of holiday merriment from November through mid-January. It’s obnoxious. I grew up having amazing Christmases with my grandmother before she died. She filled every room of her house with friends and family as the Rat Pack hummed from the record player in the living room and the walls glowed with Christmas lights from the trees in every corner. She served hors d’oeuvres on themed glass plates from her china cabinet and had a bartender at the ready filling drinks and slipping me swords of…
  • Brittany’s Gift Guide 2014 & Merry, Merry Giveaway!

    Brittany
    1 Dec 2014 | 5:20 am
    This is my favorite time of year. The twinkly lights, the holiday music, the movie Christmas with the Kranks that nobody in my house loves except me. Oh, and the post where I put together the ultimate gift guide for your shopping pleasure, and even do an extra-special giveaway to make it all the more merry and bright! From the brilliant to the quirky, I hope yule love everything you find under your tree this year! 1. Moxi Ivy Jungle Skates, $179. I have very real dreams about these skates, a denim shorts jumper, feathered bangs and a disco ball.  2. Kate Middleton Paper Dolls, $9.07. No…
  • Stage 5 Clinger

    Brittany
    26 Nov 2014 | 7:33 am
    “You never call me anymore.” He said. “Yes I do!” “Um no, you don’t. It’s Wednesday and you haven’t called to bug me at work all week?” So, two things. One, he apparently only pretends to be annoyed with me, which only confirms my theory that my exasperating personality is a large part of my sex appeal. And two, I don’t need to compulsively connect with my husband anymore. Now, before you get all Dr. Phil on my relationship and whisper about marital troubles or divorce, listen to me.(...)Read the rest of Stage 5 Clinger (686 words)…
  • Contagious But Organized

    Brittany
    19 Nov 2014 | 6:00 am
    Ever have the type of stomach virus that renders every poor schmuck that comes to your door a potential caretaker? “I just threw up so hard toilet water splashed up and hit my face and I pooped in my shorts, what should I do?” I asked, holding a towel to my cheek.(...)Read the rest of Contagious But Organized (554 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh
 
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    Boondock Ramblings

  • What are the Purpose of UHP Water Jetting in Industrial Companies

    boondocker
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:29 am
    Running a business is not just about manufacturing products and making profits. There is also more to giving top quality services than satisfying the clientele. Business operations also entail the usage of machines that are in great working condition to realize maximum production. Hence, it is crucial for company owners to guarantee excellent machinery and equipment maintenance. Regular cleaning is one of the essential ways in guaranteeing that your machineries is in top quality. Then again, companies utilizing huge machines require higher level of cleaning. This is where they must make use…
  • The Advantages of Selecting Branded Water as Promotional Products

    boondocker
    21 Nov 2014 | 12:00 am
    Various marketing methods are utilized by lots of people in marketing their business. If you are searching for an economical approach to market any event, item, or business, then take advantage of using branded water or promotional bottled water. No matter what kind of event or business enterprise you are attempting to promote, having promotional branded water is definitely an excellent idea. First and foremost, unbranded water lets you deliver a strong brand message on a bottle of safe water. Your organized event or custom water brand will have a good aura through the help of white label…
  • All the Things You must know about Facebook Page Management

    boondocker
    20 Nov 2014 | 2:31 am
    Certainly, the competition is not simple among numerous businesses on the web. Due to this, it is crucial to establish a great reputation among them. Businesses are making the most of social network sites for their products and services, especially that these channels have a tremendous audience excellent for marketing. In all of the social networking websites of today, Facebook stands as the most famous. In a social media website like Facebook, almost all of the people in the world are actively online. This is an ideal avenue for companies to market their product to their target audience and…
  • What can a Spanish Tutor London Do for You?

    boondocker
    17 Nov 2014 | 11:36 pm
    London is among the list of the countries with the fastest growing economy. It is also where greater firms are found. With regards to effectively achieving business goals, Spanish and English languages have become the most crucial tools in getting in touch with the customers, colleagues and business partners or simply in improving career opportunities. Lots of individuals speak Spanish well. It is always an additional perk to know the Spanish language to correctly communicate both professionally and personally. This is why you need the help of language teachers London, or specifically Spanish…
  • Promotional Bottled Water: A Cost-Effective Advertising Method

    boondocker
    5 Nov 2014 | 9:47 pm
    When it comes to advertising, every business might create a creative way of getting the interest of many. Moreover, it ought to be something memorable and useful. Well, giving promotional products will be a great thing for this endeavor. Generally, companies utilize promotional bottled water. When there’s an occasion or gathering exactly where a lot of individuals are there to find out precisely what your business is about, utilizing customized branded water will greatly boost your business’ recognition. Individuals will definitely utilize the promotional branded water since it is a very…
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    Nanny Goats in Panties

  • Real Men Do It With Their Hands

    Margaret
    10 Dec 2014 | 1:08 pm
    Before this upcoming biblical proportion storm arrives and kills us all, I just want to tell you that I loved you and it was fun and I don’t regret anything. Except for that pink rabbit-themed hot tub party in Brother Dinklemeyer’s gazebo where we all got naked, went crazy with Instagram and lost our jobs. I regret that. I’m so embarrassed about the whole thing, bringing a fuschia rabbit. I mean really, who does that? But that’s not why I brought you here today. Today I want to talk about real men. Real men make things. They make things. With their hands. “Make” is…
  • Meet My New Buddy, Perry Mennow Paws

    Margaret
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:59 pm
    Have you ever sat on the cold, concrete tombstone of a stranger, just to watch a gravedigger? It’s twilight and all you can hear is the shovel cutting into the soil and the birds chirping in the trees. These gravediggers, they all seem to wear flannel plaid snap-front work shirts and muddy boots. Most have beards. They won’t tell you their name. They never talk to you no matter how much you flirt with them or compliment their cracked, dry hands. Not that I’ve ever done that. I’m just curious if you’ve ever done it. So anyway, after my recent bout with anxiety for many, many…
  • I’ve Got All the Bells and Whistles

    Margaret
    22 Oct 2014 | 3:29 pm
    I think I have adoraphobia. It’s like the little fuzzy kitten version of agoraphobia where I am capable of leaving the house, I just don’t want to. Isn’t that cute? Okay, it’s official. I’ve become one of those people that won’t shut up about their health problems (oh, my aching back!). To wit:   Shortly after my anxiety and panic attack mini-series, I was prescribed this drug, that drug, and the other thing. The other thing was a heart monitor that I have to carry around for 30 days and I’m on the home stretch with only one day to go. It was…
  • Anxiety, Panic Attacks and Tears, Oh My!

    Margaret
    22 Sep 2014 | 1:01 pm
    OK, I still don’t know what happened to me, but a few weeks ago I began feeling weird at the grocery store to the point that I wanted to abandon my cart full of 29 pints of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food ice cream, run out of the store and go home. I felt like I was going to pass out, but at the same time felt horribly scared about it. And do I run and put all the groceries back so they don’t thaw because I’m such a responsible customer? Or do I just bolt out to the car? Invariably, I squat down and look intently at whatever was on the bottom shelf as if seriously contemplating…
  • White House Dinners and..oh, I Wrote a Book.

    Margaret
    22 Aug 2014 | 11:48 am
    Have you ever gone to a Presidential Gala and arrived late, only to discover that the First Couple is no longer greeting people at the end of the reception line and all the salmon biscuits are gone? OMG – me too!! But that’s not why I brought you here today. No, today I have a bit of news. When I contemplated teaching younger folks how to write better, especially when it comes to blogging, I thought, Who in their right mind would buy what I’m selling? And don’t you have to belong to an elite club or sleep with the right politician, or have an “in” with the…
 
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    mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys

  • A Traditional ‘Christmas’ at the Tundra Household

    Mark A. Rayner
    18 Dec 2014 | 4:02 am
    Dr. Maximilian Tundra was heading home again for the holidays, dread clutching his heart like an iron fist. He’d managed to avoid Thanksgiving, but there was no escape from The Feast. The Feast, as it was known amongst Clan Tundra, … Continue reading →
  • Unwanted Christmas Gifts Through the Ages

    Mark A. Rayner
    15 Dec 2014 | 12:09 pm
    In 1170, King Henry II says, “What a parcel of fools and dastards have I nourished in my house, and not one of them will avenge me of this one upstart clerk.” Said fools and dastards decide that this means … Continue reading →
  • One of the Magi Explains About the Myrrh

    Mark A. Rayner
    5 Dec 2014 | 4:22 am
    Everyone keeps giving me shit about my gift to Jesus the Son of God and the Messiah, King of Kings. “Isn’t myrrh basically perfume for mummies?” these ass-clowns keep asking me. “Is that an appropriate gift for a BABY?” Look, … Continue reading →
  • Chthonic Monsters — Theseus Becomes King

    Mark A. Rayner
    1 Dec 2014 | 12:06 pm
    This is the final part of Chthonic Monsters. Part one, Theseus Goes to Crete, is here, and part two, Theseus Meets the Minotaur, is here. This is from a novel-in-progress, in which the characters tell one another many different stories. … Continue reading →
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    MAD KANE'S HUMOR BLOG

  • Limerick Snag (Limerick-Off Monday)

    madkane
    13 Dec 2014 | 9:12 pm
    It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.) I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before…
  • Limerick of the Week (193)

    madkane
    13 Dec 2014 | 9:03 pm
    It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to Brian Allgar, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: The hooker was playing her grand While caressing her customer’s gland. When he asked “How d’you do it?” She said “Nothing to it – It’s a piece by Ravel for Left Hand.” Congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Byron Ives, C. Adams, Fred Bortz, Robert Schechter, Richard Diakun, Will T. Laughlin, Colleen Murphy, Ron…
  • Limerick Ode to the Horse

    madkane
    13 Dec 2014 | 2:31 pm
    Happy “National Day of the Horse.” Limerick Ode to the Horse By Madeleine Begun Kane It’s the “National Day of the Horse.” Till I’m hoarse, I of course shall endorse. On the racecourse or farm Or police force, what charm! It had better not be your main course.
  • Something I’ve Noticed (Limerick)

    madkane
    8 Dec 2014 | 2:21 pm
    Something I’ve Noticed (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane This notice can fill you with dread, When it comes from your office-place head: Not the “blue slip,” you smarty– The “holiday party!” I’ll bet you’d feel safer in bed.
  • Grand Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

    madkane
    6 Dec 2014 | 9:12 pm
    It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.) I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before…
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    iambossy.com

  • Bossy’s Apartment Building Has A New Walking Club And Here Is Their Invitation

    BOSSY
    10 Dec 2014 | 2:46 pm
    Hello and welcome to the New Walking Club! Our goal is fitness and we can’t wait to get started! Although we did wait to get started. We waited until December. But when it comes to getting in shape, the Walking Club offers endless opportunity! And in our case, endless opportunity ends January 1st. Here’s how it works: the Walking Club will take place every Tuesday and Thursday, except for Christmas, and every month not December. That leaves eight whole Walking Club opportunities! Please note: we will not walk on rainy days or snowy days. Please note the forecast: Dec 1-2: Heavy rain; Dec…
  • Bossy Explains Seasonal Depression

    BOSSY
    3 Nov 2014 | 10:50 am
    Seasonal Depression — otherwise known as Seasonal Affective Disorder — is a depressive disorder occurring only specific times of year, such as winter. Typical symptoms of Seasonal Depression include lack of energy, tiredness, sleepiness, and oversleeping with a side order of naps. Other symptoms include decreased focus, difficulty concentrating, and what was Bossy saying? Oh yes, Seasonal Depression. People who suffer from Seasonal Depression often withdraw. Most often that withdrawal is from an ATM machine to pay for the wine that will combat the shift in mood because we all know…
  • In Honor Of Ken Burns’ Series The Roosevelts

    BOSSY
    15 Sep 2014 | 5:51 am
    Last night Bossy watched the Ken Burns’ series on PBS, The Roosevelts, which is to say Bossy and her mother and her daughter were ignoring the show and talking about boys. But when Bossy did turn her attention to the television, everything sounded vaguely familiar, as if Bossy had written a book about the Roosevelts herself. And then Bossy remembered she did write a book about the Roosevelts, dressed as a blog post answering the question: What if the Roosevelts were around today? To help with that task, Bossy turned to Facebook. You see, this was Franklin Roosevelt: Franklin Roosevelt…
  • Farewell Dear Stella

    BOSSY
    2 Sep 2014 | 6:02 pm
    Mere hours before daybreak and an appointment that would have decided things for her, Stella shut off her own light. She did it with grace and dignity, on her terms, at the Bossy family house with her people lying on the floor around her. Ironically it was a woman named Kitty who was responsible for Bossy’s Great Dane. It was 2005 and the Bossy family had just lost their aging dog to cancer. This prompted Bossy to launch what she calls the research process, even though Bossy’s mom refers to it as good as done. Bossy had always wanted a giant dog, which are hard to come by in mutt…
  • How Bossy Spent Her Summer Vacation – And The Two Years Leading Up To It

    BOSSY
    28 Aug 2014 | 11:25 am
    Hello, and welcome to I Am Bossy, a humor blog without the blog posts! Luckily the blog is still funny. Even if currently written and archived entirely within the confines of Bossy’s own head! Bossy hasn’t been writing lately because of the following items, in no particular order except from most important to even more important: Working. Bossy has been working full time at an Institutional Investment Firm. If you don’t understand what Bossy could possibly provide in skills to an Institutional Investment Firm, you are not alone! In fact you are joined by Bossy, along with…
 
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  • Comic for December 18, 2014

    17 Dec 2014 | 10:00 pm
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    CAP News

  • Boy Suspended For Drawing Jesus Shooting Santa

    18 Dec 2014 | 3:30 am
    TAUNTON, Mass. (CAP) - In what his parents are calling a "violation of his religion," a second grader has been suspended for drawing a picture of Jesus shooting at Santa Claus with a machine gun. He made the drawing in class after his teacher asked the children to sketch something that reminded them of Christmas, the boy's father said. "What 8-year-old wouldn't draw a picture of Jesus shooting Santa with a machine gun?" he asked, incredulously. The father, who asked not to be named to protect his son's identity, claims the boy was immediately sent home and forced to undergo a psychiatric exam…
  • Gingerbread Man Eaten After 3-County Kill Spree

    17 Dec 2014 | 5:08 am
    HORSESHOE BEND, IDAHO (CAP) - A gingerbread man who came miraculously to life in the oven of a little old woman Saturday has been subdued and eaten following a three-county killing spree. "Apparently the little old woman thought she'd make a gingerbread man," recounted Boise County Sheriff Karl Herrmann, reading from police reports. "She rolled out the dough, and cut out the shape, and she put raisins for his eyes, and peppermints for his teeth, and put icing on his head for the hair. Then she put him in the oven, and when it smelled good, she opened up the door to take a peek and out jumped…
  • Violence Against Mall Santas Escalates

    15 Dec 2014 | 4:50 am
    MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL (CAP) - Consumer violence continued yesterday when the Santa Claus at the Mall of America was attacked by hundreds of children who broke through a plastic mistletoe-and-holly barrier. "He really had no time to reason with them," said Minneapolis/St. Paul Police Chief John Hannigan, who said that Santa had grabbed a large, Styrofoam candy cane to defend himself, but it only took a few seconds before he was on the ground "with a face full of Stride-Rites." Speaking from his hospital bed, Santa - who declined to be identified other than as "Mr. Kringle" - said he was just…
  • Obama To Guest Host Episode Of Barefoot Contessa

    12 Dec 2014 | 4:23 am
    EAST HAMPTON, NY (CAP) - Following his successful stint filling in for Stephen Colbert, President Obama has agreed to host an upcoming episode of Barefoot Contessa as part of his new Versatility Tour 2014. The president reportedly selected the menu completely on his own. "We will be serving up a special dish for those who, like me, suffer the, uhh, ravages of acid reflux," Obama said. "But we will keep some Tums on hand just in case." White House officials were quick to point out that Obama did not choose the cooking show, that Contessa herself Ina Garten contacted them about the guest…
  • Santa's Elves Caught In Recalled Toy Sting

    11 Dec 2014 | 4:14 am
    NORTH POLE (CAP) - Capping an elaborate sting operation, FBI officials yesterday announced that they will be charging 12 of Santa's elves with operating a recalled-toy scam that netted at least $20 million and could have put the lives of millions of children in danger this Christmas season. "The allegations in this case reveal an extraordinary breadth of criminal activity by at least a dozen elves in the employ of Santa Claus," said US Attorney Michael J Sullivan. "This has been a painstaking investigation over more than six months, but is finally coming to a close thanks to the help of Mr…
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    Jokes - jokes4all.net!

  • Why are women so bad at mathematics?

    18 Dec 2014 | 6:59 am
    Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
  • Why are women so bad at mathematics?

    18 Dec 2014 | 4:59 am
    Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
  • What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?

    18 Dec 2014 | 2:59 am
    What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?At least this time, there's no doubt about the identity of Deep Throat.
  • Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

    18 Dec 2014 | 12:59 am
    Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?You can park in the handicapped spots.
  • One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large ...

    17 Dec 2014 | 10:59 pm
    One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny."Little Johnny: "Good morning!"Father Scott, what is this?"Father Scott:"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."Little Johnny:"Which service, the 9: 45 or the 11: 15?"
 
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    Luggage Tuesdays

  • Hack List December 2014

    16 Dec 2014 | 7:28 pm
    Here's what's hacky during December 2014:Movie where Jim Belushi steals Tim Allen's vape pen and thereby taking over his identity.My socks are wet.Hack List December 2013.
  • Hack List November 2014

    31 Oct 2014 | 8:05 am
    Here's what's hacky for November 2014:Take the Pepsi Challenge. Drink Pepsi in public.Be a Pepper. Drink, wonder what happened (Sydney Pepper only).Tax soda drinkers for every loud sip, slurp, burp, or satisfied sigh made in public.Tax soda drinkers for explaining how diet soda works.Take the Pepper Challenge. Cheer up Sydney Pepper.
  • Hack List October 2014

    31 Oct 2014 | 12:47 am
    Here's what's hacky during October 2014:Calling a Standing Ovation a "Standing O;"Calling a Standing O a "S.O."Calling a S.O. a "So."Calling a So a "Sh."Calling a Sh a "..."Calling a ... a "... ..."
  • Hack List September 2014

    30 Oct 2014 | 7:57 am
    Here's what hacky during September 2014:Eating stupid potato chips.Judging potato chip eaters.No resolutions.
  • Swinger Jokes, Millennials vs Generation Xers edition

    1 Sep 2014 | 3:20 pm
    At a swingers party, a man approached me and said, "Hey! I recognize you from the back of your head."He was right; it was my barber.***A shapely hostess of a swingers party held up an empty fishbowl to all her guests, which consisted of Millennials and one Gen Xer (me). "I will pass this fishbowl to all the men at the party," she said. "I want all the men to put their car keys in the fishbowl. Then I'll pass the fishbowl filled with keys to the ladies and they will pick their partner by selecting a car key." She passed around the fishbowl, and when the fishbowl came back, it was empty."No one…
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    PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

  • Citation: Copier Abuse

    Kerry
    15 Dec 2014 | 6:06 pm
    Alice in Fresno says that since this sign went up, she’s made a point of greeting the copier every time she passes it. The coworker who wrote it was apparently tired of hearing people cursing out the (stupid!) machine when it screws up (all the damn time!). related: The printer doesn’t appreciate your tone.  
  • The gorilla in the window

    Kerry
    10 Dec 2014 | 10:16 am
    A reader in Canberra, Australia passed along this article about an English granny up in arms about her right to display a knitted toy gorilla in her window. Says the article: Anne Feast, 70, knitted ‘Cilla the Gorilla’ last year and the toy has been hanging in the window at her home in Bell Holt, Ely, alongside numerous other characters she has created, ever since. But mother and grandmother-of-two Anne, who has lived in her home with her husband, Philip, 71, for around 14 years, was asked by police to remove the gorilla after it was reported by a passer-by. The couple don’t know…
  • In order of increasing importance…

    Kerry
    4 Dec 2014 | 2:12 pm
    Our submitter says she spotted this request during a walk around her neighborhood in Oakland, California. related: How not to solve your stray cat problem
  • In case of emergency, call…

    Kerry
    28 Nov 2014 | 5:59 am
    Laura in Victoria noticed this unofficially annotated official notice while studying late one night at the UVic Campus. Says Laura: “Given that it’s posted in a building crammed with tired university students, the original notewriter probably have been able to predict what would happen next.” And what happened next was…BUTTS. related: This is not a bulletin board.
  • Is this a tanning booth or a barnyard stall?

    Kerry
    20 Nov 2014 | 4:36 pm
    Writes Joanna in Pennsylvania: “Following (apparently) more than one incident in which a customer relieved themselves in the stand-up tanning booths in my town, this signage was posted in every tanning booth. Because, ya know, people need to be reminded to not just randomly crap themselves every time they get naked.” Adds Joanna: ” Yes, I asked an employee and the incidents in question involved #2!” If it makes you feel any better, Joanna, it turns out your problem is far from unique to south central PA.   related: On preparing a hide for tanning
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    BroBible

  • Michael Vick To The Redskins? Fuck It, Why The Fuck Not?

    David Covucci
    18 Dec 2014 | 8:32 am
    Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports The Washington Redskins’ quarterback situation heading into next season is–for want of calling it a trash can full of dead cats that a homeless person has been pissing into for a few months–in flux. That’s because Jay Gruden was just told he’d be returning next season. Gruds is adamantly against having SUPERSTAR Robert Griffin III touch the football, let alone having him come within three hundred yards of the team’s practice facility. There’s Kirk Cousin, who plays the position with the eager, yet shitty disposition…
  • This Sexy Video Of A Topless Alessandra Ambrosio Is The Only Thing You Need To Watch Today On Repeat

    Rick Wolf
    18 Dec 2014 | 8:23 am
    Via Youtube / LOVE Magazine In case you haven’t caught on yet, LOVE magazine has been releasing extremely hot videos of female celebrities in their version of an online advent calendar. It’s the same thing as a real advent calendar, except instead of getting a dinky little piece of chocolate you get a ridiculously hot topless Alessandra Ambrosio, who just happens to be today’s LOVE star. Topless Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t the only woman to be part of LOVE magazine’s online advent calendar though. So far we’ve also had Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson and Emily Ratajkowski. Oh, and…
  • Dan Bilzerian Is Getting Sued By The Porn Star He Threw Off His Roof

    Brandon Wenerd
    18 Dec 2014 | 8:01 am
    Instagram Uh-oh. Dan Bilzerian‘s legal fees keep getting more and more expensive. Remember back in April when the Instagram tried to throw porn star Janice Griffin off a roof, naked, into a pool and missed? Now it’s coming back to bite his ass, even after a strongly-worded letter from his lawyer to Griffin’s lawyer made the rounds in the weeks following the incident. This week Griffith filed suit, which makes for his second lawsuit in a week. Via TMZ: Janice Griffith just filed the suit against Bilzerian and Hustler magazine for the stunt she says left her with a broken…
  • WTFlorida — The 15 Craziest, Funniest And Stupidest Florida Moments Of 2014

    Chris Illuminati
    18 Dec 2014 | 8:00 am
    IMGUR Another year is about to be ripped from our Kittens With Mittens wall calendar, and once again, the great state of Florida wins 2014. It’s getting to the point where other states shouldn’t even really try to compete. Florida will win. Florida will always win. Between the hot weather, the seclusion from the rest of the country, and the fact that it’s starting to relish in the idea the whole state is mental, Florida will be this country’s crazy cousin for a very long time. Florida didn’t disappoint in 2014 (when does it ever) as this year the state was home…
  • 9 Out Of 10 House Keepers Recommend This Chick’s Sucking Power Over A Shop-Vac

    Cass Anderson
    18 Dec 2014 | 7:58 am
    YouTube In the game of suction power, one woman reigns supreme over all the vacuums on the market. I didn’t expect to be completely amazed by a girl sucking down a piece of turkey in a fraction of a second, but I certainly was. To reiterate, when I saw this video my first thought was ‘there’s now way this will be that interesting, but am I really NOT going to click a video of a girl sucking down a piece of turkey in under a second?’ No bro in his right mind is going to pass by that video without clicking. So I did, and holy shit was I amazed. Why? I can’t really…
 
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    Stuff Christians Like

  • Three years later, this still surprises me.

    Jon
    26 Nov 2014 | 5:10 am
    Three years ago this week, Jenny and I stood in the jungles of Vietnam. Why? Because readers of this blog went on an adventure together that changed two villages halfway around the world. I think about this video and that project whenever I wonder about the power of online communities. I think about the generosity of you and the possibility of us. Those are two powerful things that I think God loves to throw together. Individuals that might never meet, giving hope to a village that might have never heard of, in a country they might never visit. Never doubt what our mustard seed growing God…
  • How to Instagram your quiet time.

    Jon
    19 Nov 2014 | 11:20 am
    If a Christian has a quiet time and doesn’t Instagram it, did it really happen? If a Christian has a quiet time and doesn’t Instagram it, did it really happen?Click To Tweet Comedian John Crist has the answer and it is brilliant. The post How to Instagram your quiet time. appeared first on Stuff Christians Like.
  • The secret circle of people you text funny stuff that you’re afraid to share online.

    Jon
    6 Nov 2014 | 2:00 am
    I have a confession. I have a small group of friends I text funny stuff to that I am afraid to share online. They are like minded, humor friendly, non judgy people I trust not to shame me for laughing at something I probably shouldn’t be laughing at. I have a small group of friends I text funny stuff to that I am afraid to share online.Click To Tweet It is possible I am the only one who does this. It is possible that you will have two reactions to this post: How dare you sir! I never text funny things to a select group of like minded people. You’re not brave! I tweet, Facebook, and pin…
  • If the Hobbits made an airline safety video, this would be it.

    Jon
    23 Oct 2014 | 10:36 am
    If there were ever something that belonged on the Stuff Christians Like blog, it’s this video in which Air New Zealand shows you how the Hobbits would prepare to have a safe flight. Bravo! The post If the Hobbits made an airline safety video, this would be it. appeared first on Stuff Christians Like.
  • Group Prayer: The How to’s and The Houdinis

    Jon
    10 Oct 2014 | 2:00 am
    (Today is another great guest post from Gabriel Lytle! Check him out on Twitter too @gaberuski!) If you’re not already cringing, then you may be what some would call a “sneaky snake.” (words chosen purposefully) We’ve all been there. They’ve just finished up weekly home group, the end draws near, the night is almost over and that can only mean one thing: Time to pray. Out loud. Your leader peers around the circle, and everyone is already saying a small prayer, “Please God, don’t pick me.” One to play the Houdini card? Here are 5 subtle moves to…
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  • Talbot’s Sale Today on Felt Pencil Skirts For Skirt-Wearing People!

    PeaceBang
    15 Dec 2014 | 10:56 am
    Hi darlings, I don’t often promote specific companies or garments but I came across this very lovely, classic skirt on the Talbot’s website today and it looks like something that you’d get a lot of use out of. At under $50, this is a good deal. Talbots makes clothes that last. Their Misses size goes up to 20, and they have Petites and Plus Sizes, too. I love the choice of colors. It’s so hard to find skirts in anything other than black or brown or navy. Camel is a wonderful neutral, and the green is very holiday-friendly. Share This Hide Sites
  • Take a Risk: Texture And Strut For The Holiday Season

    PeaceBang
    13 Dec 2014 | 5:39 pm
    Click to enlarge. How nice that this lady agreed to let me photograph her for our little blog! Here’s the story that goes with the picture: I stopped into Marshall’s the other day to get a gift certificate for someone and of course I had to take a spin around to see what was up, as one does. A tall, attractive woman was combing the racks next to me and we both spotted a crazy-fun furry vest. I pulled it off the rack and said, “This is cute!” and she said in a friendly and encouraging way, “I was looking at that before.” I instantly had a vision of her…
  • Hilarious

    PeaceBang
    10 Dec 2014 | 1:58 pm
    Ladies, this is for you. And for gents and anyone with a sense of humor. I love the new snark!! Hat tip to Heidi Carrington Heath for posting it first. Share This Hide Sites
  • Studying Your Screenshots

    PeaceBang
    9 Dec 2014 | 3:26 pm
    Sugar Cookies, I decided to take some screenshots from last Sunday’s sermon because I loved the big Advent wreath and my pointsettia stole and I thought that my bun made me look like Mrs. Claus in “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” and I also thought it would be good to have some “Rev. Vicki in action” photos for our church Facebook Page. I came up with a little photo album that really surprised me. I know that I am soaked with sweat after leading worship, but I really didn’t realize how much physical energy and movement goes into preaching! These images were…
  • Check In: Putting Aside Your Prepared Topic

    PeaceBang
    9 Dec 2014 | 9:20 am
    Hi lovelies, Just a check-in. How are you holding up? If you are preaching to the moment, you are wading into the very difficult and deep waters of systemic racism in America, violence as a way of life, empire. You are drawing connections between the first century into which Jesus was born and our own, still so desperately in need of redemption. I know that colleagues have had people walk out on their sermons. At least one minister has been accused of false advertising because she did not preach on the announced topic and instead addressed the headlines, Black Lives Matter, Ferguson, the…
 
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    The Turkey Sandwich Report

  • Here it is: Your 2015 Thanksgiving Leftover Turkey Sandwich.

    Neal
    28 Nov 2014 | 3:59 am
    I hope all of you appreciate the work I put into this each and every year.
  • I like my Turkey Sandwich Dry

    Neal
    16 Nov 2014 | 3:18 pm
    That’s right – I’m back in the Turkey Sandwich game.  This time, I’m doing it East Coast-style because I’ve relocated to Delaware.  That’s a good and bad thing.  Bad in that Delaware doesn’t have that many sandwich shops, mostly because there aren’t that many people here.  It’s GOOD in that I live two hours from Philly, Baltimore and DC and that should provide me with some good solid sandwich opportunities. For the time being, let’s start this comeback with a home-grown, Delaware sandwich shop: Casapulla’s Deli in Rehoboth…
  • Thanksgiving Leftover: Instagram-style

    Neal
    28 Nov 2013 | 9:35 am
    I do not have time for an elaborate Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich this year. Peace and love, peace and love.  I’m warning you with peace and love, peace and love, I will not have time to film and edit anything beyond this Instagram video. Anyway, peace and Love, peace and love.
  • Subway Cheats Like Snarf’s

    Neal
    17 Jan 2013 | 2:26 pm
    I made a big fucking deal out of Snarf’s ripping people off a couple years ago.  I still don’t give those cheating motherfuckers any of my Turkey Sandwich business. Now, you can add Subway to the list of cheaters.  They’re ripping people out of one inch on their sandwiches too.  Link to story here. 1 inch is a lot.  Would you want to walk away from 1 inch?  I certainly wouldn’t. Sing it with me: 5 dollar 11 incher! Pieces of shit.  Both of them.
  • 2012 Thanksgiving Leftover Turkey Sandwich

    Neal
    22 Nov 2012 | 8:07 pm
    It’s here.  The 2012 Thanksgiving Leftover Turkey Sandwich.  Honestly, I probably wouldn’t have done a video this year if it were not for you, the loyal Turkey Sandwich Report Nation.  You guys demanded a video and I think I came through for you in a big way. This year, I really challenged myself.  I asked Mrs. Turkey Sandwich to pick out the ingredients and then I would work my magic from there – just like the show Chopped.  Let me say this with all sincerity and seriousness.  The sandwich that I created in this video was incredible.  Make this sandwich now.
 
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    Weird News FilesWeird News Files » | The Weirdest News Ever

  • An ecologic 3D Christmas tree for modern decoration

    Editor
    16 Dec 2014 | 5:08 pm
    At this time of the year sure many of you already have the Christmas tree installed at home. If it is not your case but you would like to, we suggest that if you have a 3D printer you should download a tridimensonal model and, if you follow the advice of Richard Zhang, you will succeed in it and taking advantage of the filament coil to the maximum without throwing a single gram of plastic to the trash. Some samples to feed your imagination This professor of computer science at Simon Fraser University posed about designing a new way to print objects to avoid wasting plastic and to be…
  • The three famous Alcatraz prisoners could still be alive

    Editor
    15 Dec 2014 | 10:42 am
    On June 11, 1962, three prisoners escaped on a raft the heavily guarded island prison Alcatraz, north of San Francisco (USA), after concocting a complex and risky plan for months. They were never seen again and today are still missing. Now, Dutch scientists believe that, based on their research on the waters of the bay, they may, if they made the right choice, have succeeded in touching land and survive the famous escape. Alcatraz Frank Lee Morris, a common criminal and Clarence and John Anglin, sentenced to more than ten years for stealing $15,000, dug a tunnel for months from their cells…
  • Age-Old Wedding Practices with Very Strange Beginnings

    Author
    13 Dec 2014 | 2:20 am
    Getting married and living together may already bring some strange discoveries in itself. But here are some marriage practices, which many might think normal but in fact had odd histories. Diamonds Are Forever There was a time when diamond engagement rings weren’t common. Engagement rings before the 1900s were usually without the precious hard stone, but a diamond company did a clever marketing campaign that would change the history of engagement rings forever. At the surge of diamond mining in South Africa during the early 1900s, De Beers suffered terrible losses. To battle the slump, the…
  • New alimentary ingredient to make you feel fuller

    Editor
    12 Dec 2014 | 1:27 pm
    Researchers from London Imperial College and Glasgow University have created an alimentary ingredient that, mixed with food, makes the one who eats it feel fuller and reduce its appetite. The scientists, who have already experienced this component in humans, say it is effective and can help to prevent weight gain. The results are published in the journal Gut. Will you get satisfied with this? The ingredient contains propionate, which stimulates the intestine to release hormones that act on the brain to reduce hunger. Propionate is naturally produced when dietary fiber is fermented by…
  • The physical explanation of Moses’ parting waters

    Editor
    10 Dec 2014 | 2:30 pm
    The parting of the Red Sea is one of the most epic, exciting and legendary biblical stories. The image of Charlton Heston as Moses ordering water to open a path for his people to leave Egypt is still in our retinas, a scene that, updated by modern special effects, we see again in the new Ridley Scott’s blockbuster ‘Exodus‘ this time with Christian Bale as a prophet. The movie, now in billboard, has focused attention on the miracle of the parting of the sea over 3,000 years ago. Could it really happen? Is there a scientific explanation, outside the faith that…
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    Base Camp Legends

  • Getting Rid of the After Turkey Dinner Blaahs

    Sue Sorenson
    3 Dec 2014 | 8:12 am
    Sitting around most of the morning feeling bogged down after overeating the past couple of days, I suddenly remembered I had a special cow elk permit burning a hole in my pocket. It was rather late in the morning when we decided to drag these old, out of shape bodies up the mountain and try to put some elk meat in the freezer! The day ended up being spectacular!… We are very thankful to live where we do… where country like this is right at our backdoor! I have till the end of the year to fill my tag… so the rest of the story is to be continued! The post Getting Rid of the…
  • Hunting Success

    Sue Sorenson
    15 Nov 2014 | 8:23 pm
    There have been some happy hunters out there this fall! Here’s a few pictures of our sons, Todd and Tom and their successful hunts…   Todd with his nice buck shot the last day of the season                   Tom with his first Nebraska Pronghorn                   Tom with his first Nebraska deer               Gary with his tender buck for the freezer!                 Sue is still looking for her first successful…
  • First Deer… Priceless

    Sue Sorenson
    15 Nov 2014 | 7:49 pm
    It was a special experience to be with our young friend Seth, when he killed his first deer. The excitement and sense of accomplishment is priceless! The cold rain and fog didn’t dampen this young man’s enthusiasm!               Seth had reason to feel good about his accomplishment… the weather was miserable, visibility was poor, the terrain was vertical… but the hunt was awesome! Here’s the video that tells the story   [vimeo]112092246[vimeo/]   The post First Deer… Priceless appeared first on Base Camp…
  • Final days of September

    Sue Sorenson
    12 Nov 2014 | 3:00 am
    Final day on the mountain                 This would be our last hunt of September 2014… so it was with a mixed feeling of sadness and anticipation that we made our way up the mountain. Things had gotten pretty hectic for Gary at work, and we didn’t know if it was going to work out for one more hunt… but last minute, on Monday September 29th after Gary got off work, we threw our gear together and headed out. There was just no way we could spend the last day of September moping around at home! Daylight was going fast by the time we…
  • Mama bear and cubs encounter

    Sue Sorenson
    6 Oct 2014 | 4:00 am
    I hunted hard during my Spring Bear hunt and never saw hide nor hair of a single bear. I did see a lot of elk… so it is a given that during our elk hunts we see a lot of bear! Here is a little footage of the mother bear and her two yearling cubs that we encountered as we were hiking out from our elk hunt on September 13th. Sure is a thrill to be so close!   The post Mama bear and cubs encounter appeared first on Base Camp Legends.
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    Homemade Hilarity

  • It's a Christmas Miracle.

    Julia D
    15 Dec 2014 | 6:48 pm
    Presented without comment.  For once.
  • I Think I Just Barfed A Little Bit In My Mouth.

    Julia D
    15 May 2012 | 2:52 pm
    I was curious, I admit, when I saw this fuzzy little thing in the "ceramic" section on ETSY.  Too curious.  Overly curious.  Regretfully curious.  Because this fuzzy little thing isn't a needle-felted white poo like I had suspected.  Oh no.  That would have been almost acceptable.  This fuzzy little thing is a, oh god I can't even think about it.  I just can't.  This makes my stomach feel itchy.  Fuck me.  It's a ceramic dog covered with glued-on dog hair. That's right.  Some lady sculpted a "dog (?)" out of who the hell knows what,…
  • I Kind Of Want A Giant Umbrella Boat Now.

    Julia D
    30 Apr 2012 | 3:48 pm
    I've been feeling a bit stressed out at work recently, but you know what's cheered me up no end?  This £99,500 painting of a pair of disembodied, levitating hands reaching out to a very, very pale Michael Jackson riding in a massive umbrella with his children on what I can only assume to be a sea of delusion and perpetual atonement.  And this brightens my day.Why riding in an umbrella? Why the hell not? Why are his very-much-alive kids with him on this trip down the proverbial River Styx?  Because this piece of artistic genius will not be shackled, yes, SHACKLED, by…
  • It Pains Me To Think There May Have Been More Than Two Entrants...

    Julia D
    26 Apr 2012 | 4:36 pm
    Apparently third place was a used Q-tip stapled to a oily sock. With a dead kitten inside.And just a side-note:  I've officially never seen the term "amateur" used so flatteringly.  I can think of lots of words to describe this tomfuckery, but "amateur" isn't one of them.  I think the word "amateur" still denotes a certain level of aptitude, or a least a person giving half a rat's ass, neither of which are attributes I could honestly level at this artistic genius.
  • A Guild To Uterus-Flavoured Baked Goods

    Julia D
    20 Apr 2012 | 3:05 pm
    So I know what you were thinking this afternoon, somewhere after you smoked the dank fatty but before you watched the third episode of "The Big Bang Theory":  you thought "Damn, I could really go for some Uterus Cookies".  I know.  I've been there.  We've all been there.  The problem is, though, that you can't really purchase uterus cookie for human consumption, even in the back aisles at Trader Joe's.  Again, I know.  I've been there.  So what to do?  Why, create your own, of course!  So, in order to aid your filthy, filthy obsession, I came…
 
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    Where the Hell Was I?

  • A Gluten for Punishment

    13 Dec 2014 | 2:02 pm
    (It's science time! That's Secondhand SCIENCE time to you. This week, we're learning [if you can call it that, which you mostly can't] about nanoparticles. Like carbonite, maybe, if that's a real thing. Or Ariana Grande. It gets a little weird. Go see.) I don't like making people uncomfortable. (Except for the times when I do, which is mostly all of the times. But for the sake of argument, let's assume I don't.) Problem is, sometimes there's no good way to not make someone uncomfortable. I had one of those, a few weekends ago. You may know (or may not) that I was involved in a short comedy…
  • Phone-y Baloney Part II

    7 Dec 2014 | 10:50 am
    (I've got science that jingle-jangle-jingles. Secondhand SCIENCE, that is. This week, we're talkin' 'bout splice junctions. Turns out your DNA is like cable TV. Hopefully, yours are in HD.) (ETA: When I wrote the post below, I hadn't realized I'd used the "Phone-y Baloney" title before for a post. But I did -- just over two years ago, when I wrote about the ordeal of buying the phone that below I describe dying. Mediocre minds think the exact same thing every two years, evidently. Freakay.) My phone died last week. Actually, it didn't die so much as it developed some sort of selective…
  • Blackerer Friday

    29 Nov 2014 | 7:32 am
    (You want the science? You. Want. The Science? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SCIENCE! No, wait. You totally can. Especially when it's Secondhand SCIENCE. Check out a few good words about capillary action. It's more fun than a Cuban Code Red!) I learned something yesterday: you can't avoid Black Friday. I'm not a shopper. There's nothing about the shopping experience I enjoy -- especially on "big" shopping days. And Black Friday -- the day after Thanksgiving, and the first day stores can really lay on the Christmastime schmaltz without the entire nation collectively rolling their eyes -- is the biggest…
  • Lights! Camera! Pumpkin Log!

    21 Nov 2014 | 8:53 pm
    (Hey, kids -- it's time for a double-dose of science. And not just science, but Secondhand SCIENCE. Since last we danced, we've learned about enantiomers and quantum fluctuation. Double whammy. Science whammy. Double SCIENCE. Mind blown.) In case anyone's noticed my absence here for the past couple of weeks -- and don't worry; no one has -- I've got what I consider a fairly reasonable excuse: I'm shooting a movie. Well. That's not exactly true. Other people are actually shooting the movie. Like, competent people who definitely aren't me and who know how to work a boom mic and light a scene…
  • No Business Like Show(er) Business

    8 Nov 2014 | 8:22 pm
    (If she 'blinded you with science', chances are it wasn't Secondhand SCIENCE. That's never hurt anyone's eyes. Much. This week, the topic is gravity. How does it work, what is it made of, why is it so weird? And what does it have to do with microwave burritos? Probably nothing. But go see for yourself.) Yesterday, I attended a baby shower. This was my first -- and, if the rest of life goes as planned, my last. I'm not sure I "enjoyed" the experience, exactly. But I did learn a lot. First, it was a brunch. I don't do a lot of brunching, personally, but I gather the concept was dreamed up just…
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    List Of The Day

  • Photoshop Battle Of The Day: Smug Frog

    Cary McNeal
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:01 am
    From Reddit's Photoshop Battles page. The original: The spoofs:
  • Christmas Vid Of The Day: Make It So

    Cary McNeal
    17 Dec 2014 | 8:16 am
    In case you missed it last year.
  • News: Study Finds That Men Really Are Bigger Idiots Than Women

    Cary McNeal
    17 Dec 2014 | 7:44 am
    Not exactly scientific, but hey, it makes for a good headline. Study Finds That Men Really Are Bigger Idiots Than Women LONDON, Dec. 12 (UPI) -- Science has finally proven what many women have long speculated to be true: Men really are the more idiotic sex. A whimsical study published in the special Christmas issue of The BMJ evaluated which gender is more likely to take part in idiotic
  • LOTD Christmas Classic Of The Day: Bad Nativity Scenes

    Cary McNeal
    16 Dec 2014 | 9:37 am
    One from earlier days on the blog. Enjoy. Mr. Bill Nativity. Oh nooooooooooooo! O Little Village Of The Damned... Owl Nativity. Hooo, hooo, whoooose child is this? Nativity At The Grand Ol' Opry Nativity S'mores. Christ on a cracker! King Herod's always after me Lucky Charms! The Jesus In The Plastic Bubble Nativity Egg Timer. Counting down the minutes to your arrival in Hell.
  • Christmas Classic Of The Day: Go Tell It

    Cary McNeal
    16 Dec 2014 | 8:40 am
    Best YouTube comment: "This is why black people have their own churches."
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    YouTube: Comedy

  • PIKABOSS ES DIOS

    elrubiusOMG
    2 Dec 2014 | 12:28 pm
    PIKABOSS ES DIOS Like por vuestro nuevo dios, PIKABOSS. DAT BATALLA FINAL MADRE MIA MLG ILLUMINATI DIOOOSOOQJEKOWQJEJK Y fap para moaaaar videos compitiendo entre nosotros! :... From: elrubiusOMG Views: 6114112 280578 ratings Time: 07:16 More in Gaming
  • Wheel of Impressions with Kevin Spacey

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    31 Oct 2014 | 9:10 pm
    Wheel of Impressions with Kevin Spacey In this Halloween edition of Wheel of Impressions, Jimmy and Kevin take turns doing random celebrity impersonations, such as Christopher Walken talking about... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 8969220 55955 ratings Time: 05:04 More in Comedy
  • Daniel Radcliffe Raps Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics"

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    28 Oct 2014 | 9:07 pm
    Daniel Radcliffe Raps Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics" Jimmy challenges hip-hop lover Daniel Radcliffe to rap Blackalicious' tongue-twisting "Alphabet Aerobics." Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy F... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 31062146 322397 ratings Time: 04:01 More in Comedy
  • Jimmy Fallon feat. will.i.am - Ew! (Official Music Video)

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    6 Oct 2014 | 8:46 pm
    Jimmy Fallon feat. will.i.am - Ew! (Official Music Video) Jimmy and will.i.am's teenage-girl alter-egos (Sara and mir.i.am) rap about things they think are "Ew!" Download "Ew!" on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/EW Liste... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 19041783 216262 ratings Time: 02:26 More in Comedy
  • Wheel of Musical Impressions with Adam Levine

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    2 Sep 2014 | 9:09 pm
    Wheel of Musical Impressions with Adam Levine Jimmy challenges Adam to a friendly game of random musical impressions, like Michael Jackson singing the Sesame Street theme song. Subscribe NOW to The Tonig... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 17458789 96761 ratings Time: 05:02 More in Comedy
 
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    English Russia

  • Up Side Down Houses

    tim
    17 Dec 2014 | 8:26 am
    Lately in Russia the trend to build up side down houses has emerged. As far as I understand the sole purpose of those is to make cool photos – both outside and inside, so a few was built in different … Read more...
  • 29 Best Photos of the Month from Russia

    tim
    16 Dec 2014 | 4:52 pm
      Today we have an interesting selection of photos from the competition which each month is held by Russian website photosite.ru. Each month they keep a contest for the best submitted photos and the photographers submit them. Some of the … Read more...
  • Russian MI-17 Simulator

    tim
    16 Dec 2014 | 1:49 pm
    New MI-17 helicopters require pilots with new skills so the helicopter factory in Ulyanovsk, where those copters are made opened a training center with MI-17 simulations consisting of real world MI cockpit and many other parts that come from real … Read more...
  • Sneaking into an Active Russian Bomb Shelter

    tim
    16 Dec 2014 | 11:51 am
    Armahema can be called a Banksy of Russian urban bloggers – he is always on a track to some forbidden highly guarded places. What differs him from many others that he often visits the places that even not yet abandoned … Read more...
  • A Parent of the Year?

    tim
    16 Dec 2014 | 11:30 am
    One Russian dad told this story: “When I was a kid, my dad has made me a New Year costume (in Russia children sometimes dress for New Year party like in Helloween). This was not a regular costume, but one … Read more...
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    Strange Herring

  • That Guy from the Crap Star Wars Sequel Is Playing Jesus and the Devil. Kill Me Now.

    Anthony Sacramone
    11 Dec 2014 | 6:02 pm
    These isn’t the deity you are looking for. So Ewan McGregor, who played Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars—Episode One: A Really Bad Idea,as well as a heroin addict in Trainspotting, andalso a salmon in Salmon Fishing in the Yemen although I may be mistaken about that, will be playing Jesus AND the Devil in Last Days in the Desert. I assume the desert in question is just east of Edinburgh. /Film has the scoop, as well as the description of the film supplied at the Sundance Film Festival: Last Days in the Desert / U.S.A. (Director and screenwriter: Rodrigo Garcia) — Ewan McGregor is…
  • The Torture Debate

    Anthony Sacramone
    11 Dec 2014 | 11:12 am
    As someone who experienced 12 years of Lutheran parochial schools, I have little sympathy for the prisoners at Guantanamo. (You have not known terror until you’ve had a six-foot-four-inch ex-Army chaplain, now a substitute religion teacher, ask you, age 11, whether you would like to share your “funny little joke” with the rest of the class or be sent to the front.*) And so, when the government asked me, back in 2003, to come up with a list of appropriate “enhanced-interrogation techniques” to be used to elicit vital information from prisoners of the war on…
  • Movie Star Starts Own Religion to End War in Middle East. Read That Again.

    Anthony Sacramone
    6 Dec 2014 | 5:35 pm
    I swear it’s who you know. When I started my own religion, it went nowhere, because I couldn’t get the good MSM pickup that fuels interest and invites disciples to focus on the black dot on the far wall. But costar in some movie 17 people saw 15 years ago, and oh boy, CNN is all over it. As Joey Donner in the 1999 film “10 Things I Hate About You,” Andrew Keegan attracted his fair share of fans. Now, he’s attracting converts. According to Vice, the actor has started a new age temple and spiritual movement in Venice, California. Full Circle is described as…
  • A Strange Preview: The Overnighters

    Anthony Sacramone
    12 Oct 2014 | 10:47 am
    So you’ve all heard of this “oil rush” happening in North Dakota, right? If not, there’s this oil rush happening in North Dakota. People from every which place are flooding into the state to take advantage of the one million barrels a day of oil that are being produced—and the jobs that kind of production floats. Only the promise of quick riches is proving to be empty for many who have forsaken everything to head north. Documentarian Jesse Moss got wind of one community, Williston, affected by the influx of “immigrants” to the state in search of…
  • A Strange Review: Left Behind

    Anthony Sacramone
    6 Oct 2014 | 5:29 am
    On Intercollegiate Review Online. An excerpt: So I’m watching Mars Needs Women on one of those goofily named cable channels in the upper four hundreds and a few minutes into this thing I realize the flaw in the premise. You’re all familiar with this film, correct? Seen it a thousand times no doubt. It begins banally enough: there’s a couple playing tennis, a couple out to dinner, then suddenly poof! people start disappearing. And not just any people: women people. What’s going on? Where did they go? Who is responsible? (It’s 1967, mind, so there’s a lot of…
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  • Awkward Holiday Card Contest

    awkward
    17 Dec 2014 | 9:24 pm
    Whether it’s the forced smiles, the uncomfortable poses, or eating Dad, the annual holiday card is the perfect storm of awkwardness. And in honor of A Merry Friggin Christmas (available now on DVD, Blu Ray, On Demand or download it now on iTunes!), we are proud to present a gallery of our favorite awkward Holiday Cards. And if you have a cringe-worthy holiday card of your own, submit by 12/26 for the chance to win prizes including the Awkward Family Photos Postcard Book, DVDs, and a signed script by the entire cast of A Merry Friggin’ Christmas! Submit your entry here. Whether…
  • Nativity Scene

    awkward
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:44 pm
    Nailed it. (submitted by Mike) Nailed it. (submitted by Mike) The post Nativity Scene appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • The Shadows Of Christmas

    awkward
    17 Dec 2014 | 2:31 pm
    “Each year, our family bought new outfits to color coordinate with the Christmas tree. 1988 was the year of burgundy. My dad did such a fantastic job with the lighting for this photo, it’s almost as though he was a professional photographer. Evidently, I was the only one truly happy to be there. I knew the Nintendo Power Pad was waiting for me under that tree.” (submitted by Heather) “Each year, our family bought new outfits to color coordinate with the Christmas tree. 1988 was the year of burgundy. My dad did such a fantastic job with the lighting for this photo,…
  • NOel

    awkward
    17 Dec 2014 | 9:12 am
    “My parents were married just after New Years in 1983. The Christmas decorations were still up and the NOEL letters were on the fireplace. My dad doesn’t smile for pictures and you can see my mom trying to get him to at least show some teeth. The best part is that all you can see of NOEL is NO. Pretty fitting for the groom’s expression!” (submitted by Kelsie) “My parents were married just after New Years in 1983. The Christmas decorations were still up and the NOEL letters were on the fireplace. My dad doesn’t smile for pictures and you can see my mom…
  • Take Two

    awkward
    16 Dec 2014 | 1:16 pm
    “These two photos are from circa ’85. Though my parents had divorced several years earlier, my father came over to my mom’s house so we could take our Christmas Card pictures. One photo for Dad to send to his friends and family, and a different photo for Mom to send to hers. Dad thought it would be a great idea for me to stick my hand out of frame so as to imply that Mom, or in the other photo, Dad, was standing just outside the shot. I also really like how the background was meticulously chosen over, say, a shrub or maybe a grill. Here we are, um, in our backyard.”…
 
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    Fair City News

  • Snake Oil

    FairCityNews.com
    16 Dec 2014 | 7:13 am
  • Mike the Intern Breaks it Down

    FairCityNews.com
    8 Dec 2014 | 2:58 am
    104.7′s Mike the Intern NOW THAT WE HAVE FINALLY CELEBRATED THANKSGIVING, ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. NOW IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO DECIDE ITS OK TO SETUP YOUR CHRISTMAS STUFF BEFORE THANKSGIVING WELL, I HATE YOU. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING THIS NEXT YEAR BECAUSE THANKSGIVING IS THE BEST HOLIDAY AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. NOW WITH THAT OVER WITH, HERE’S A LIST OF CHRISTMAS SONGS TO TICKLE YOUR FESTIVE FANCY. Christmas Time Is Here Again – THE BEATLES   THIS SONG IS PROOF THAT THE BEATLES COULD LITERALLY SING ONE LINE IN A SONG AND EVERYONE WOULD BUY IT…
  • Motivational Speaker: Mike McMichaelson

    FairCityNews.com
    5 Dec 2014 | 6:29 am
    A Keen Observation from Mr. Mike McMichaelson: Adult Hugs There is no way to avoid these extremely awkward adult salutations.  While 20 years ago when you saw a friend, you might wave or maybe shake their hand.  Well folks, the shake is gone and the adult hug is here to stay.  I have compiled a list of what I believe to be the top 5 adult hugs I have witnessed in the past few months.  Pick your poison…they all make me very uncomfortable. First, you have the “arm extension.”  There is no actual embrace with this hug.  This is almost always women ages 30 to 45 and is usually…
  • Downscale Housing Development Announced

    FairCityNews.com
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:58 am
    New and unusual housing available soon Springfield, MO – Not to be outdone by exclusive, upscale residential developments cropping up on the outskirts of Springfield, a local developer has broken ground on a new, but not-so-country-club-atmosphere neighborhood. The Gulleys at Ferrell Hog has entered its first phase of development now that real estate speculator, Bub Coy, has finalized purchase of the land selected for the community. Coy spoke to Fair City News regarding some details, as well as his personal philosophy on the American Dream, home ownership. “Out east of town they got…
  • MSU Opens Community Catbox

    FairCityNews.com
    14 Nov 2014 | 5:24 am
    Crappin’ cats take court Springfield, MO – Though it will be used in the summer as a sand volleyball court, MSU athletic department officials  have come to an agreement with CCLS (Crazy Cat Ladies of Springfield), to utilize the new, enormous sand pit as a gathering place in the off season for both stray and kept cats in Central Springfield. Myrtle Stokely, current president of CCLS, told Fair City News that they have simply been seeking equal rights for felines ever since the city opened a dog park on the south side several years ago. “Do cats not merit equal rights and…
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    FMyLife

  • Overachieving Loser says FML

    Overachieving Loser
    18 Dec 2014 | 4:11 am
    Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML
  • drbckflps says FML

    drbckflps
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:48 pm
    Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML
  • Recovering Alcoholic says FML

    Recovering Alcoholic
    17 Dec 2014 | 2:41 pm
    Today, half of my motivation to stop drinking is so that my tolerance will go down, because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore. FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:09 pm
    Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
  • RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) says FML

    RIP Turd (peacebeuponit)
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:47 am
    Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML
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    Lowering the Bar

  • Mom Calls C-SPAN Show to Tell Her Sons to Get Along

    Kevin
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:44 am
    Connection to the law: tenuous.  But too good not to mention. The set-up: two brothers, one Republican, one Democrat, were on C-SPAN's "Washington Journal" show yesterday, talking (and of course arguing) about bipartisanship. This show allows people to call in and ask questions or make comments, and in this clip the brothers get a call from "Joy from North Carolina." Coincidentally, they are from North Carolina, and their mom's name is "Joy." Another reminder that (1) there's politics, and then there's real life; and (2) your mom will always be your mom.
  • Pet Piercing Will Soon Be Illegal in New York

    Kevin
    16 Dec 2014 | 11:37 am
    At first I hesitated to post this, out of concern that it might prompt people to run out and get their pets pierced while they still can. But then I decided that anybody who would do that probably has either already done it or is unlikely to be the kind of person who reads legal-humor blogs on a daily basis. Assembly Bill 739 bans the piercing and/or tattooing of any pet if not done for the pet's benefit. The anti-piercing measure states: "No person shall pierce or cause to have pierced a companion animal unless such piercing provides a medical benefit to the companion animal," and a…
  • What Does a Security-Camera Thief Look Like?

    Kevin
    15 Dec 2014 | 2:26 pm
    Well, one of them looks like this: According to the BBC (thanks, Harry), this guy stole two CCTV cameras on Sunday, taking his own mugshot in the process. The image was first posted on the police department's Facebook page, but that appears to be down at the moment so I don't know whether they've found him yet. I'm generally opposed to having surveillance cameras everywhere, but will admit that they can serve as useful criminal-intelligence tests.          Related StoriesI Bet That Finger Wasn't Even LoadedComa-Faker Pleads Guilty to FraudADVISORY:…
  • Court Suggests Plaintiff Could Have Grounded His Brain

    Kevin
    15 Dec 2014 | 11:02 am
    A statement in a judicial opinion that isn't necessary to the holding is called a dictum (pl. dicta), and isn't technically binding (though it may or may not be persuasive). Here's a good example of that from a 1976 federal case (thanks, Daniel). In Searight v. New Jersey, the plaintiff alleged that in 1962 the state had "unlawfully injected him in the left eye with a radium electric beam" and that since then someone had been talking to him "on the inside of his brain." Because he did not sue until 1976, the statute of limitations had long since run, and that was the basis…
  • Who Owns Lee Harvey Oswald's Coffin?

    Kevin
    12 Dec 2014 | 11:42 am
    At the moment nobody knows, but the New York Times reports that a judge in Fort Worth is stuck deciding this question. Oswald was exhumed in 1981 to make sure it was really him in there, and after tests confirmed his identity (or did they?) he was reburied in a new coffin. That's because the original pine coffin was not doing too well after almost 20 years in the ground, as you might have expected. So what does one do with a used coffin? Well, if it's Lee Harvey Oswald's coffin and you're the Baumgardner Funeral Home, you apparently stick it in a closet for another 30 years…
 
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  • Nodding In Agreement - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    16 Dec 2014 | 1:10 pm
    Bob and Carol had spent three nights together now... in the office. They were senior officers of the In Your Face ad agency and they'd been putting their heads together on a pitch for a new client. Ted and Alice had tried and failed."Ouch" yelled Bob. "What?" cried Alice. "My head hurts from putting our heads together" said Bob. Carol was nodding in agreement. "Oh yeah, well my neck hurts from always nodding in agreement" said Carol. You don't always have to agree" said Bob. "Well the prompt says 'nodding in agreement', right? It doesn't say nodding in disagreement, does it?" "I see your…
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    14 Dec 2014 | 4:00 am
  • Her Thoughts Drifted - @Studio30Plus Writing Challenge

    nonamedufus
    9 Dec 2014 | 11:15 am
    They met at a concert. Leonard Cohen was playing in Ottawa at the National Arts Centre. During the intermission they bumped into each other, their eyes locked and they smiled at their mutual and momentary clumsiness.They each offered the other that typically Canadian apology of "I'm sorry". And then he asked her if he could get her a drink. In the space of a nanosecond she assessed his looks, his voice, his demeanour and tentatively uttered "Yes, please, vodka and lime juice."The rest of the concert whizzed by as did the rest of the month during which time, one might say, he danced her to the…
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    7 Dec 2014 | 4:00 am
  • What a Dufus

    nonamedufus
    5 Dec 2014 | 1:02 pm
    So according to my friend Jenn Thorson in a Facebook post there's this meme going around where you go to Google images and type your name and "meme" and see what meme you get. I went with my nom de blog "dufus". So in dufus memes here's how that went.I have so much friggin' time on my hands.Yes I do. And by the way, I didn't kill your father.
 
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    Ann's Rants

  • Holiday Aromatherapy Oils for the Semi-Socially Conscious

    Ann Imig
    16 Dec 2014 | 7:03 am
    Inspire your senses and transform your liberal guilt with essential oil blends that are just right for your semi-conscious mind! WiseMindEase Pillow Spritzer You bought stocking-stuffers from a big box store, and you’re still processing hypo-local shame. Those stores provide a lot of jobs, but they are low-wage jobs. This big box recognizes domestic partner benefits, however also allows open carry. All of the trinkets said MADE IN THE USA and contain no lead or nickel and were made in a nut-free facility. However, said trinkets were not registered fair-trade, and that’s keeping…
  • Throwback Thursday: Eight Years Ago, A Twee Ten-Pound One-Ouncer

    Ann Imig
    11 Dec 2014 | 7:52 am
    Happy Birthday Eight! You’ve never liked it when I talk about you on the internet. I’ll keep this brief, try to do no harm, and hope and pray that no one who knows you in real life repeats any of this back to you. Like all those “tread lightly” signs your dad and I saw on hiking trails when we met in the Rocky Mountains, so I try to protect your dignity while also sharing your hilarity. It’s a gift, son. A gift that begs sharing. You have an audience and some fans out there you’ve never met. Sorry about that. Who can blame them when you toddled around…
  • It’s On Us: For White People Who Want to Fight Racism in Madison and Everywhere

    Ann Imig
    25 Nov 2014 | 6:10 pm
    Last night, as the country watched Darren Wilson not get indicted and not face a trial for Mike Brown’s death, I saw plea after plea online from Black friends and peers–people of color in my life imploring their white counterparts to SPEAK UP. I saw a lot of fear from white people about saying the wrong thing, about feeling helpless in the face of the enormity of the problem, and fear over the vicious responses received for those who do raise their voices. Discussion ensued over people considering if and how to speak up, and if and how to speak to their children about Ferguson,…
  • LTYM in 39 cities in 2015, but first at The Women’s Expo November 23rd!

    Ann Imig
    14 Nov 2014 | 9:13 am
    Dear Friends and Readers, THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. First, please watch Listen To Your Mother’s 2015 season announcement brought to you by over one hundred local visionary women director/producers–four of whom have worked tirelessly with me for months to prepare for this launch–and thousands of folks who’ve entrusted LTYM with their stories over the years.   Find the full list of cities and local Director/Producers here. Next, if you live in the Madison-area, please join some LTYM alumni and I at The Women’s Expo next weekend, on Sunday November 23rd at…
  • Quiz: My calendar, or my 18 year old niece’s calendar?

    Ann Imig
    5 Nov 2014 | 1:45 pm
    My niece went off to college. We stay in touch through Facebook, texting, and we even spoke on that old-fashioned telephone contraption one time. Listening to her describe her day-to-day, I realized how nearly undecipherable our lives have become from one another.  Our calendars look so similar in fact, I challenge you to determine whose is whose. Person #1 Spends many hours per week opening mind to forensics, blood Spatter, and criminal Psychology. Person #2 Spent a few years watching Dexter from behind closed-eyes, closed bedroom door, and closed-mind.   Person #1 Wears hand-me-down…
 
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    Unique Scoop

  • A 9-year-old girl gave this heartfelt letter to her teacher after he came out as gay

    Scoop
    18 Dec 2014 | 6:29 am
    A 9-year-old girl has written a heartfelt letter to her teacher, after he revealed he was gay during a lesson on homophobic bullying. It reads: “Dear Mr R“Even though you’re gay, I will always treat you the same way as I do now. I still think about you the same way as I used to. You’re a great teacher and these are just some of the word’s (sic) that I would describe you as: great, amazing, fantastic, brilliant, awesome and brave.“The reason why I say brave is because you shared a personal secret which was very brave.“You don’t have to feel scared because I know that everone in…
  • The Coolest Simpsons Tattoo Ever (2 pics)

    Scoop
    18 Dec 2014 | 6:27 am
    52-year-old Australian Michael Baxter has a total of 203 characters from The Simpsons on his back. After $10,000 worth of tattoo work it's pretty safe to say that he's got the coolest Simpsons tattoo ever.  
  • The Cutest Couples in the World (26 pics)

    Scoop
    17 Dec 2014 | 6:36 am
    These people have corny totally figured out.The creator of the chicken nugget bouquet.Whoever sent this love note.These shopping cart masters.(And these, too.)The keepers of this fort.This adventurous wife.This poet.This couple.Stetson.The boyfriend who stocks the glove compartment with all the essentials.This romantic.These kids at heart.This deep thinker.The creators of the ultimate pizza party.The girlfriend who packs lunch with flair.The husband just trying to keep things exciting.The very best gift-giver.The girl who turns her boyfriend’s sleep-talking into art.The husband who knows…
  • Sister Embraces The Single Life With Christmas Cards (5 pics)

    Scoop
    17 Dec 2014 | 6:33 am
    Reddit user macbubs has four sisters all of which are married except for one. His single sister decided to make up some pretty awesome cards for Christmas this year.
  • This Giant Tree Is A Sight To See (4 pics)

    Scoop
    16 Dec 2014 | 6:19 am
    This Giant Sequoia National Park of America, has shared its name with the Civil War hero General Sherman is the largest tree in the world. It's the largest tree in the world and it's over 2,000 years old.
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    The Good, Clean Funnies List

  • Christmas in Elementary School

    info@gcfl.net
    17 Dec 2014 | 11:00 pm
    Christmas in an Elementary School (sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland) Children scream, they're not listen' When they go, we're not missin' em', In all of this pain, we try to stay sane, Workin' in an elementary school. Christmas comes, they're excited, Though our nerves they've ignited, They're off of the walls, they run in the halls, Workin' in an elementary school. In the lunchroom we can hear them yellin' And we know that they are really wound. Someone hits, the other says, "I'm tellin'!" And that is when our heads begin to pound. Pretty soon we'll be restin'' cause our nerves, they've…
  • Chinese Restaurant

    info@gcfl.net
    16 Dec 2014 | 11:00 pm
    Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with the consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the FORKS, Luke." Received from Classic Laff-A-Day.
  • Columbus

    info@gcfl.net
    15 Dec 2014 | 11:00 pm
    We all know that Columbus believed the world was round when others believed it was flat and that if you traveled far enough you would go over the edge. We also know that Columbus reached what we now know as America. While there are still a few who believe Columbus returned to Spain and told Queen Isabella that he discovered a new world, most believe he had told her he had reached India. Recently documents written by Queen Isabella's official scribe were uncovered revealing what Columbus actually said on returning from his first voyage. His first words were, "I'll bet I'm the first man who…
  • Big Tip

    info@gcfl.net
    14 Dec 2014 | 11:00 pm
    A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five-dollar bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar. The bartender picked up the five-dollar bill, folded it carefully, and tucked it in his vest pocket. Just at that moment he looked up at the boss standing in the doorway staring at him. Doing a bit of fast thinking, he said, "Hi boss, did you see that fellow just now? Came in here, bought a double martini, gave me a five-dollar tip, and rushed out without paying." Received from ArcaMax Jokes.
  • Computer Term Dictionary

    info@gcfl.net
    11 Dec 2014 | 11:00 pm
    State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. MacBook Air: Apple's Mac that makes you say, "Gee, it's three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago." Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object." Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error. GUI (pronounced "gooey"): What your computer becomes after spilling your coke on it.
 
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  • Math Notes

    Greg Ross
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:12 pm
    From a 1951 issue of The Dark Horse, the staff magazine of Lloyds Bank, a bitter mnemonic for pi: Now I live a drear existence in ragged suits And cruel taxation suffering. 3.141592653589 Also, a curiosity: (3,1,4) = (1,5,9) + (2,6,5) (mod 10) (Thanks, Trevor.)
  • Unquote

    Greg Ross
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:46 am
    “There is nothing so easily made offensive as good reasoning.” — Sir Arthur Helps
  • Fairplay

    Greg Ross
    16 Dec 2014 | 10:44 pm
    The Wheatstone bridge circuit was invented by Samuel Hunter Christie but named after Charles Wheatstone, who developed the Playfair cipher … which was named after Lyon Playfair. See Who’s On First?
  • In a Word

    Greg Ross
    15 Dec 2014 | 10:06 pm
    advolution n. a rolling toward “The ball was my idea,” said Steven Spielberg of the boulder that threatens Indiana Jones at the start of Raiders of the Lost Ark. “I don’t even know where I came up with it — it might have been deeply in my subconscious from something I saw when I was a kid — but I just said, ‘You know, at some point some huge boulder should start chasing Indy, and it almost squashes him three or four times until he gets out of the cave.'” The scene was shot 10 times, with the crew replacing fallen stalactites each time. “I…
  • Square Deal

    Greg Ross
    15 Dec 2014 | 10:42 am
    This unit square is divided into four regions by a diagonal and a line that connects a vertex to the midpoint of an opposite side. What are the areas of the four regions? Click for solution …
 
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    Fib News - Various business entities for your business

  • Why Runescape Money is Important in the First Place

    rock
    16 Dec 2014 | 2:11 am
    Making money, even virtual gold from Runescape, cannot be taught; it has to be learned. It’s better to learn from experience or at least use tutorials to guide you as you apply what you’ve read in a more practical manner. You can learn business, but you cannot learn how to do business unless you actually start doing it and learn from your mistakes. It’s less about theory and more about doing it; like sports, reading about it through tomes and texts won’t make you be able to do it. In order to farm runescape gold, you should be able to put the book down and simply play…
  • Looking for Clash of Clans Free Gems

    rock
    11 Dec 2014 | 3:14 am
    Clash of clans is one of the most trending games not just among the youths but also with the young adults. This epic combat strategy game has been the talk of the town. Let me ask you, do you have your own clan already? Are you out of gems to build your village into an enormous fortress, to speed up your unit production and upgrades or to be able to buy anything from the game? If your answer is yes on those questions then here are the major steps you can follow in acquiring clash of clans gems. The first one is the easiest yet the most expensive; simply buy them with real money. Almost all…
  • The Benefit of Having an Online Fax Service

    rock
    11 Dec 2014 | 2:47 am
    Documents and files are part of a business, institution and service facility. Any recorded files, contracts, proposals, business documents and legal papers can be very important. You can either prepare these documents for achieving or send this documents if needed. Sending and receiving files is very important in a business facility, service facility, or in an institution. This makes the work flow smoother and can instantly send reports or urgent notices to different people around the world. With the help of an online fax service like online fax services free google service, sending documents…
  • Understanding the Winning Strategy in DealDash

    rock
    10 Dec 2014 | 3:46 am
    A lot of people think that the dynamics involved in DealDash may be too good to be true. Fortunately, you would be provided with the much needed helpful information so that you would be able to know more as to how to play this game. For instance, you would be able to find out some winning tips or you may also be able to know more as to the best secrets that are being kept from the trade. However, for starters, it is best that one has to know just the basics that are being practiced in the wonderful shopping experience that is being contained in Deal Dash. The first thing that one has to…
  • TREAT YOURSELF WITH THE MOST EFFECTIVE INSURANCE POLICIES FOR MOTORTRADE BUSINESS

    rock
    9 Dec 2014 | 3:08 am
    Starting a vehicle business is concomitant with securing insurance. As a fundamental inkling, the insurance protects your business site from possible threats. The threats can be ambiguous in terms of effect, type and arrive. Thus, vehicle business experts are recommending newbie business owners to secure general-structured business insurance forms as open counterattack for thick-laced business damaging factors. Firstly, before you even carry out the insurance operations, you must have had a clear picture of the kind of locomotive company you are handling is under part-time or full-time…
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    Points in Case - Enlightening and Irreverent Comedy

  • A Modern Report on Old People

    Nicholas Hopping
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:12 pm
    Article by Nicholas Hopping Hey, so you know old people? Not for long!! Am I right?!?...But in all seriousness, my grandfather passed away recently, and it's been very hard on me. He taught me so much, like "righty tighty and lefty loosey." So when I'm operating a faucet like a BOSS, that's all Larry Par. I've noticed a lot of old people think music is worse now. I think what actually happened is old people's lives are worse now.The most important lesson he taught me was to never worry about what others think of me. I remember one time, I was with my grandfather at a dinner party…
  • The Requisite Horror of De-Balling My Dog

    David Aboulafia
    15 Dec 2014 | 10:53 am
    Article by David Aboulafia Poor Coco, my 1-year-old, 65-pound, positively loony standard poodle, was about to get his balls chopped off. There's just no delicate way to describe it, and I'm not sure whether under the circumstances we should tiptoe around anything or sugar coat the true nature of the event. Employing a more acceptable word like "neuter" would not alter the graphic significance of such a procedure, at least to any human male. Before Coco left I approached him with bowed head as if he was going to the gallows. I said I was sorry I had failed him. While I had been…
  • So Your Daughter's Dating a Muslim Lesbian

    Dominic Coats
    13 Dec 2014 | 12:34 pm
    Article by Dominic Coats Dear Dominic, When the youngest of my three daughters, Charmander, was 14, she told me she was a lesbian. Being from a small conservative town in Arkansas, this threw me for a loop. My husband and I argued to high Heaven with Charmander for years and years trying to change her mind. It was hard, but eventually we made peace with her lifestyle and learned to love our daughter for who she is. Plus we have two normal daughters so we figure two out of three ain't bad.Now she's 23 and has started dating a Pakistani. Oh tickle my pickle and lick my grapefruits! There have…
  • How Christmas Provoked My Dad's First F Word in Front of Us

    Dru Oliver
    12 Dec 2014 | 2:02 pm
    Article by Dru Oliver I remember the first time my old man used the F word in front of us. It wasn't like he muttered it underneath his breath as he has been known to do. He cashed his F word chip in around my brothers and me with a salty, heartfelt "MOTHER FUCKER." My father is a great man and even better dad, but everyone has their breaking points and Christmas was usually his.For $250 one can have a nice family Saturday complete with Christmas carols, a hay ride, and some serious manual labor for the man paying the bill.Christmas is a relentless endeavor in the South and to me…
  • The Myth of the Millennialosers

    Janet Eve Josselyn
    10 Dec 2014 | 10:24 am
    Article by Janet Eve Josselyn The media portrays millennials as lazy little losers who won't get off the couch long enough to apply for a job. But not all millennials are disaffected, undisciplined people. Take my little Janie, for example. Janie wants a job—she just hasn't found one yet. But we think she's going to start looking one of these days. According to the media, millennials use drugs and alcohol to forget their unhappiness and dissatisfaction with their lives. Janie doesn't drink or do drugs because she is unhappy or dissatisfied—she drinks and does drugs to get high.I also take…
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    Really Funny Jokes

  • The brute

    Mitesh Asher
    18 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    Joe was running a circus since the last 2 decades. When his lion tamer left, he knew he had to find a replacement soon. In reply to an ad, there were two people who turned up. One was an old guy called Johny and the other a stunning brunette called Lydia.Joe handed them both a whip each and warned them that the lion was ferocious and quite a brute.When asked who wanted to try their luck first, Lydia raised her hand. Leaving her whip behind, she simply walked into the lion's cage. Seeing her, the lion got up and charged towards her. Lydia unbuttoned her waistcoat revealing her smooth…
  • Upset boss

    Mitesh Asher
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    My boss, Mr. Somel was upset with me for coming late to work.He shouted at me saying, "You should have been here at 9 am." I replied, "Why? What happened at 9?"
  • Use of a cell phone

    Mitesh Asher
    16 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    When Abdul went to talk to his shrink about his marital issues, the shrink asked him, "Do you talk to your wife when you make love at night?""Of course I do", replied Abdul, "What do you think I use my cell phone for?"
  • Thunder and lightening

    Mitesh Asher
    15 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    When there was loud thunder and lightening, little Joey was rudely woken out of his slumber and he ran to his parents' bedroom.His father tried to comfort him by saying, "There's no need to be scared of thunder & lightening. It's just some sound & flash that God makes when he is displeased with someone telling a lie."Little Joey asked,"But why is God making those sounds at this hour? It's past midnight and everyone is fast asleep." His father said, "Yes that's right, my son. But this is the time when newspapers get printed!"
  • Be polite!

    Mitesh Asher
    13 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    When I took my son Neel to a restaurant to have pizza, I could see how impatient he was getting waiting for the pizza to arrive.When the waiter finally served the pizza, Neel quickly took the bigger piece for himself.I thought I needed to talk to him, and said, "Neel, you gotta learn to be polite.""Huh", said Neel, "What was that about?""You know what I am talking about", I said."Ok" said Neel. "If you had to pick up first, which one would you take?"I replied, "The smaller one, of course."Neel shot back, "You want the smaller one, you get the smaller one. So where is the problem?"
 
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    Very Good Short Funny Jokes | Making Life a Little More Humorous

  • Preference

    Mitesh Asher
    18 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    When Bunty set up a double date for himself and his friend Mark, he said, "Listen Mark, you get to choose first. Let me tell you about these girls. Nikki is kind of fat and not that good-looking, but when she goes down on a man, she gives the ultimate pleasure! Tina has amazing curves and a great pair of legs and she looks amazing when she wears high heels.""Wait a minute", interrupted Mark, "I prefer head over heels anytime."
  • Proud of my country!

    Mitesh Asher
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    I was visiting New York city when I met my friend Elaine Fu who was studying there. We were walking around Manhattan when Fu suddenly exclaimed, "I feel so proud of my country when I see all those flags fluttering!"I said, "Hey Elaine, are you not Chinese? Why are you so proud of the American flags?""Haha", chuckled Elaine Fu. "Guess you did not notice the labels!"
  • One glove

    Mitesh Asher
    16 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    Tommy, who was drunk, said to his friend at the bar, "Why are you wearing a glove only in one hand? Did you lose the other one?"      Bonnie, equally drunk, replied, "Nope buddy. I found one."
  • Perspective

    Mitesh Asher
    15 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    Sara called her old friend Betty to chat. While discussing other things, the subject of their love life came up. Sara asked Betty, "Did your husband John make love to you last night?"Betty replied, "He did. But it was quite a disappointment. John came home from work, quickly finished his dinner, climbed on me, finished his business in no time, rolled over & dozed off. How was it with you?"Sara sighed and said, "Oh, it was such a great evening. Peter came home from work. He then suggested we go out for dinner. It was so romantic! After dinner, we took a long time to walk back home. When we…
  • Doctor Hopkin's treatment

    Mitesh Asher
    12 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    Sandra visited Doctor Hopkins and said to him, "Doctor, my husband has started talking in his sleep. He gives me a scare in the middle of the night. Can you suggest some treatment?"Good old Doctor Hopkins replied, "I think I know what the problem is. If you give him a chance to talk when he is awake, he might stop talking in his sleep!"
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    Sher Bailey

  • Muffin Top: A Love Story {Review}

    SBailey
    17 Dec 2014 | 1:42 pm
    Over Thanksgiving my Mister Person was in Chicago for the holiday visiting his folks. I didn’t go along because I have kids, who in reality aren’t kids at all, but that doesn’t stop me from feeling like I’ve abandoned them if I am not in the hood on American holidays that involve slaughter of any kind. Your turkey. Your trees. That sort of thing. While having a sleepover at my daughter’s house, I couldn’t manage the actual sleeping part. It could have been because I was all hopped up on poultry. It could have been because I was sharing my…
  • Her name is Sybil

    SBailey
    12 May 2014 | 8:51 am
    Dear Woman Who Birthed Me Back When She Was Nineteen & Ladies Got Knocked Out Cold for the Event So They Didn’t Have to Hear the Word “Vagina,”I’m sorry I came into the world ass-backward and that your country doctor was too busy smoking a Lucky Strike to do the Christian thing and cut me out. Thank you for being cool about it and telling me that it was worth it because I had a head shaped just like an apple and everyone far & near talked about how pretty it was. (My head shape remains far and away my best feature.) Thank you for teaching me that Elvis…
  • I Didn’t Consider 50

    SBailey
    3 Mar 2014 | 5:15 pm
    I began “Wiping the Crazy off My Face” on Blogger ten years ago. Ten. Years. Ago. I was 39, about to roll over the Sher odometer to 40, and decided to write about it. Now here I am, soon to turn 50 years old. Fifty. Years. That’s how many years I will have been on this planet – sucking air, making mistakes, creating perfect humans, falling in love, falling in ambivalence, leaving, going, running, searching, wondering, figuring, plotting, changing. Changing. That’s the big one.   Sweet Jesus, that’s the big one. My parents named me Sherri Lynn Bailey. I…
  • Exhausted. Tired. Times 10.

    SBailey
    5 Sep 2013 | 3:01 pm
    Today I am tired. Impossibly tired. This is one of the symptoms of “whatever this is” that is hardest to live with. It’s the kind of tired that makes me cry sometimes, though not today. It’s the kind of tired where I may sit in a car staring at the door of a building not 20 feet away, and genuinely wonder whether I can make it that far. It’s awful. But, the good news is my mind is not tired. I have been catching up on my blogging across all of my sad, little, online babies. I’ve neglected them in favor of working for other people. That’s okay. I…
  • Unsolicited advice for all female humans – including me.

    SBailey
    4 Sep 2013 | 11:44 pm
    So yeah. I’m handing out unsolicited advice. Wiping the crazy off my face and onto this blog post.Cuz that’s the way I do it.   The post Unsolicited advice for all female humans – including me. appeared first on Sher Bailey.
 
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    The Last King Of Shambhala

  • Batman painting by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    14 Dec 2014 | 10:01 pm
    Holy artwork, Batman!  I've painted my favourite superhero.  Check it out below, as well as the progress pics for your interest. - Daniel Grant Newton PROGRESS Rough compositional sketch in my sketch pad This was my first layer on the canvas. I decided against rain. Here I added in details, and dulled the colours.
  • Episode #13 of Freaky Freaky Fridays: The Leviathan Storms In by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    12 Dec 2014 | 2:57 am
    Click here for last week's episode... Click here to go back to the start... The Leviathan comes to Freaky Freaky Fridays Hey Friday Freakster, Have I got a fantastic episode for you today... no, that wasn't a question.  I do. And you can enjoy it below. On a side note, I'm starting to map out a new story arc for 2015, so if you'd like to see Thea, Friday and friends go somewhere, do
  • Episode #12 of Freaky Freaky Fridays: Down to the Under Boat by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    5 Dec 2014 | 3:29 am
    Click here for last week's episode... Click here to go back to the start... Click here to go to the next episode... Here's your weekly Freaky Freaky Friday! I like to think my webcomic is a bit like Forest Gump's mother's box of chocolates, in that you never know what you're going to get. Except that you know it'll be awesome.  And at least a little bit freaky.   Today's webcomic is no
  • Freaky Freaky Fridays comic strip now featuring in Meli Magazine

    Daniel Newton
    1 Dec 2014 | 6:22 pm
    Freaky Freaky Fridays comic strip now featuring in Meli Magazine Hello Freaky Freaky Fridays fanatic! Guess what?  Your favourite comic characters are now having an adventure in Meli Magazine. They're going to be teaching readers about the importance of organic food and living... As well as keeping their very quirky and freaky dynamic... naturally! Oh, the play on words.  If I were a dad
  • Episode #11 of Freaky Freaky Fridays: Prester John by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    28 Nov 2014 | 6:48 am
    Click here to go back to the previous episode... Click here to go to the next episode... Click here to go back to where it all started... Are you ready for the absolute craziest Freaky Freaky Friday I have ever written?  Good. Enjoy! ... And make sure you've sign up to this series so you don't miss the epic Christmas Special of Freaky Freaky Friday.  And if you sign up HERE, I'll bonus in a
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    Mitchieville

  • Sharing the Caring

    Fenris Badwulf
    16 Dec 2014 | 6:22 am
    Sometimes, commuting in Toronto traffic can be a chore. Stressful. Anxiety making. But not for me. I have learnt several helpful techniques through my affiliation with the cultists of Set, the Snake God. The Emerald Eyed One is full of help for His Followers, provided, of course, that you help Him get what He wants. Today was a case in point. I was slogging down one of the major arteries of the city when I was gripped with angst.  So, I just stopped.  I slowed down, coasted to a stop.  I punched on my four way flasher.  Three lanes became two.  Instead of feeling anxiety, I felt…
  • The Struggle of Light versus Darkness

    Fenris Badwulf
    15 Dec 2014 | 12:01 pm
    Every day, the soldiers of the forces of Light struggle against the forces of Darkness. Can you count yourself in one of their number? Go outside at night and look up into the darkness, there you will find street lights. The one shown is known as a Cobra head, and acts as a burning beacon of prayer to Set, the Snake God. What a warming thought. So, when you are out shopping for a new false religion this Christmas season, give thanks to the tireless, unionized, workers who struggle to keep your streets lit at night. And, give a thought to coming over to the local chapter of Set, the Snake God…
  • Did You Hear About The Black Friday Sale In Ferguson?

    The Mayor
    5 Dec 2014 | 2:46 pm
    Everything was 100% off. Thank you very much.
  • Canadian’s Are In More Debt Than Ever…And That’s AWESOME!

    The Mayor
    3 Dec 2014 | 2:45 pm
    According to the latest figures by Equifax, Canadian’s are in more debt than ever before: Canadians continue to pile on debt and now collectively owe more than $1.5 trillion, according to the latest figures from Equifax Canada. The consumer credit rating agency says the level at the end of the third quarter was up 7.4 per cent from $1.409 trillion a year ago. At the end of the day it matters not that collectively, Canadian’s are the most indebted nation in the world. What matters at the end of the day is how much cool shit we have. Living paycheque to paycheque, hand to mouth, is…
  • Vivienne Westwood – Don’t Let Them Eat Cake

    The Mayor
    26 Nov 2014 | 2:05 pm
    In an interview with The Telegraph UK, “fashion designer” Vivienne Westwood gives us her thoughts on obesity among Britain’s poor: “People who can’t afford to buy organic food should eat less and stop getting fat.” Whether you agree with Vivienne Westwood’s comments or not, whether you think she is right or wrong or somewhere in the middle, the one thing The Mayor is positive we can all agree on is that it is hard to take someone seriously when they are as fucking ugly as Vivienne Westwood. If Scarlett Johansson had said those same words as Vivienne…
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    Fair City News

  • Snake Oil

    FairCityNews.com
    16 Dec 2014 | 7:13 am
  • Mike the Intern Breaks it Down

    FairCityNews.com
    8 Dec 2014 | 2:58 am
    104.7′s Mike the Intern NOW THAT WE HAVE FINALLY CELEBRATED THANKSGIVING, ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. NOW IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO DECIDE ITS OK TO SETUP YOUR CHRISTMAS STUFF BEFORE THANKSGIVING WELL, I HATE YOU. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING THIS NEXT YEAR BECAUSE THANKSGIVING IS THE BEST HOLIDAY AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. NOW WITH THAT OVER WITH, HERE’S A LIST OF CHRISTMAS SONGS TO TICKLE YOUR FESTIVE FANCY. Christmas Time Is Here Again – THE BEATLES   THIS SONG IS PROOF THAT THE BEATLES COULD LITERALLY SING ONE LINE IN A SONG AND EVERYONE WOULD BUY IT…
  • Motivational Speaker: Mike McMichaelson

    FairCityNews.com
    5 Dec 2014 | 6:29 am
    A Keen Observation from Mr. Mike McMichaelson: Adult Hugs There is no way to avoid these extremely awkward adult salutations.  While 20 years ago when you saw a friend, you might wave or maybe shake their hand.  Well folks, the shake is gone and the adult hug is here to stay.  I have compiled a list of what I believe to be the top 5 adult hugs I have witnessed in the past few months.  Pick your poison…they all make me very uncomfortable. First, you have the “arm extension.”  There is no actual embrace with this hug.  This is almost always women ages 30 to 45 and is usually…
  • Downscale Housing Development Announced

    FairCityNews.com
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:58 am
    New and unusual housing available soon Springfield, MO – Not to be outdone by exclusive, upscale residential developments cropping up on the outskirts of Springfield, a local developer has broken ground on a new, but not-so-country-club-atmosphere neighborhood. The Gulleys at Ferrell Hog has entered its first phase of development now that real estate speculator, Bub Coy, has finalized purchase of the land selected for the community. Coy spoke to Fair City News regarding some details, as well as his personal philosophy on the American Dream, home ownership. “Out east of town they got…
  • MSU Opens Community Catbox

    FairCityNews.com
    14 Nov 2014 | 5:24 am
    Crappin’ cats take court Springfield, MO – Though it will be used in the summer as a sand volleyball court, MSU athletic department officials  have come to an agreement with CCLS (Crazy Cat Ladies of Springfield), to utilize the new, enormous sand pit as a gathering place in the off season for both stray and kept cats in Central Springfield. Myrtle Stokely, current president of CCLS, told Fair City News that they have simply been seeking equal rights for felines ever since the city opened a dog park on the south side several years ago. “Do cats not merit equal rights and…
 
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    Noise to Signal

  • Point of privilege

    rob
    13 Dec 2014 | 10:33 am
    Let’s see: my hairline’s been receding since I was 30. I have a 32″ waist and a 38″ chest, which seem to be the first sizes of clothes to sell out. (As a white middle-class heterosexual university-educated cis-gendered able-bodied man…) People don’t always want to talk about how cute my kids are. Canadian Netflix has a much smaller selection than American Netflix. (…I figured it would be a lot faster to count the ways I’m not privileged than to count the ways I am.) I don’t like eggplant, and restaurants keep putting it in friggin’…
  • You have the right to… wait, who was I just talking to?

    rob
    27 Nov 2014 | 8:29 pm
    Most of the reading I’ve done on the right to be forgotten has been U.S. tech media commenting on what crazy people the Europeans are, and how big a pain it’ll be for Google et al to deal with. I’ve also read a few pieces weighing freedom of expression against the damage that revenge porn sites do to people’s lives, and the legalized extortion conducted by mugshot sites. The headline today on this front is the EU’s application of the right to be forgotten not only to Google’s European properties, but to Google.com itself (when accessed from within Europe).
  • Bumpy ride

    rob
    23 Nov 2014 | 8:02 am
    Thanks, Uber, for giving me the chance to combine two of the issues I hold dearest to my heart: privacy, and awkward forced conversation with strangers. See more cartoons about social media, business and the way we live and work online at Noise to Signal Cartoon
  • My humps

    rob
    2 Nov 2014 | 11:44 pm
    It may not look like it, but this cartoon was 16 years in the making. (Give that drawing a driver’s license!) I first had the idea for it in 1998. I can even remember where: the NOW Communications office at 401 West Georgia. I related it to a few friends, who snickered and urged me to draw it, so I did. And discovered I really couldn’t draw camels. I’d say they looked like hideously mutated cows, except I couldn’t draw cows, either. (Still can’t. It’s a form of lactose intolerance.) But a decade and a half makes a difference. So here you go. By the way,…
  • Just some troll

    rob
    30 Oct 2014 | 5:11 pm
    There is no shortage of hot-button issues to yell at other about on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube. (Maybe less so on Pinterest. The comments seem a lot more civilized there.) And it’s really, really easy to decide the other party in a shouting match is a troll, because nobody could seriously believe the outrageous crap they’re spouting, right? Enter Alexandra Samuel’s “How to Survive an Online Sex Scandal,” spurred by a recent Canadian controversy. (To my American friends who think that’s an oxymoron, how dare you?!) It’s not, as the name suggests, a…
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    Sam Reeves Blog

  • What To Do with a Sore Throat When You're Bored

    Sam Reeves
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:56 pm
  • Fantasy Sci-Fi Network Interview

    Sam Reeves
    23 Jul 2014 | 11:20 am
    Kasper Beaumont of the Fantasy Sci-Fi Network recently interviewed me. It is a bit long-winded but at least there is the occasional writer tip and ideas in the care for your favorite pet chicken. Kasper was great. I hope you like it. You can read it here.http://goo.gl/wnBWEs
  • Work in Progress, Progress

    Sam Reeves
    20 Jun 2014 | 8:22 pm
    Today marks exactly one month since I decided to start maintaining a consistent daily word count.  That is the longest I have ever gone without at least taking a day off. I have been tempted several times, but so far so good. I started with a very modest 250 words per day goal. Sometimes writers sabotage themselves by tackling a goal that causes them to burn out quickly. I thought that 250 words was easily do-able for a couple of weeks, which is what I have heard is the length of time required to build a habit. After that, I began increasing my daily word count by 125 words per week.
  • Father's Day

    Sam Reeves
    15 Jun 2014 | 1:16 pm
    My Father's Day presents. Happy day to my fellow fathers out there!
  • Star Trek and Candyman Autographs

    Sam Reeves
    11 Jun 2014 | 6:15 pm
    I stumbled across these today in my files and thought I would share. I met several of the Star Trek cast in Tulsa, Oklahoma.Chase Masterson is one of the nicest people I have ever met, celebrity or otherwise. Star Trek fans will probably remember her as Leeta from Deep Space Nine. I did not get to talk much with John de Lancie ("Q"). He was nice but quiet.Tony Todd is very cool. As seen here, he is Candyman, but he was also Worf's brother Kurn from Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. When I met him, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen had just premiered. (He was the voice of…
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    Words, Pictures, Humor

  • The 10 best arty and musicky and designy and webby things that happened this year, to the best of my memory

    drewdernavich
    16 Dec 2014 | 9:06 pm
    A meta-list of notable and memorable things from 2014, in more or less chronological order. 1. Getting to see Vermeer’s famous Girl With a Pearl Earring in person, albeit with about a thousand other sweaty persons stuffed into the Frick on the last day of this Dutch painting exhibit. I couldn’t get as close as I hoped, but it was still worth it. The painting is luminous. 2. St. Vincent’s better-than-ever live show in support of her best-to-date record. I love how she shreds. And shreds. 3. A trip to Vienna, where I took in the Egon Schiele- and Gustav Klimt-heavy Leopold…
  • Merry Xmas! 2 for the price of none

    drewdernavich
    10 Dec 2014 | 8:13 pm
    OK, I like Christmas music. I shouldn’t have to apologize for it. Well, some of it. An author once said that the reason he writes books is because he has questions, not answers. Every year I put together a mix of Christmas-related music here, and it is my own attempt to address the question “where can I find good Christmas music that I’m not going get bludgeoned with everywhere else, but that isn’t just different for different’s sake?” So I’m at it again. As per usual, there’s every type of music on here – cheeky mashups, golden-era…
  • Me and Bobby Flay

    drewdernavich
    9 Dec 2014 | 9:12 pm
    One day recently I was thinking about whether all those cooking shows on TV really help people to become better in the kitchen, or if, at the end of the day, it’s all just mere entertainment. But it occurred to me that those shows might actually put pressure on those who have to cook dinner regularly. Kind of like the Victoria’s Secret fashion show (which apparently is on right now because I see people angrily Tweeting about it) – I wonder if moms just say “I don’t need this in my life.” And that led to this cartoon, in this week’s magazine.  …
  • I just reheated the leftovers from last year’s Black friday.

    drewdernavich
    28 Nov 2014 | 9:03 am
  • Thankfully condensed for your pleasure

    drewdernavich
    27 Nov 2014 | 5:31 am
    The guy who I did this with has launched a new thing online: TL;DR Wikipedia, which I’m now writing for, because the actual Wikipedia is too long and too boring. We put up new entries every day. Check it out today in between rounds of gorging yourself on turkey – and Happy Thanksgiving!
 
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  • There Will Come Soft Links

    MC
    3 Dec 2014 | 12:58 pm
    Can you name the 50 largest U.S. cities without screwing up? Chris Rock Stopped Performing for Students Because Everything Offends Them Drone-filmed porn Gender and Suicide: Why Do More Men Than Women Kill Themselves? “He’s turned down Stanley Kubrick, had paint stripper thrown on his work in a ‘feminist attack,’ and cast Kate Moss in plastic. Never far from controversy, Allen Jones is indisputably one of the most renowned British artists of the last century.“ In Praise of Melancholy and How It Enriches Our Capacity for Creativity Krist Novoselic‘s Elevator Rant Rick…
  • One to Grow On

    MC
    14 Nov 2014 | 9:25 am
    There are two rules to living well. The first is, don’t sweat the little shit. The second is, it’s all little shit. In other words, it’s all okay. We may be lost, but we’re way ahead of schedule. — poet soul-warrior David Lee Roth  
  • PLEASE, I NEED THIS FOR CHRISTMAS

    MC
    12 Nov 2014 | 12:35 pm
    2015 Social Justice Kittens Calendar by Sean Tejaratchi (h/t @Heminator) UPDATE: My mom did me a solid and purchased this item for me.
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  • Nun Has Orgasm During Beaver TSA Pat-Down

    18 Dec 2014 | 8:45 am
    The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire]
  • New Workplace Scream Room® A Huge Stress-Busting Success

    18 Dec 2014 | 8:45 am
    Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been launched. [Satire]
  • Obscene College Football Halftime Show Shocks Nation

    18 Dec 2014 | 8:45 am
    The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire]
  • Christine O'Donnell Bloodies Delaware Democrat On Election Eve

    18 Dec 2014 | 8:45 am
    A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. [Satire]
  • Mobsters Behind 2010 Dallas Cowboys Embarrassment?

    18 Dec 2014 | 8:45 am
    Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is suspected to be intimately involved throughout. [Satire]
 
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    Krapsody - the place to find out of the ordinary humor.

  • 5 Reasons Jean Claude Van Damme's Mullet is the Greatest Actor in the History of Cinema

    11 Dec 2014 | 8:00 am
    | Dec. 11, 2014 Let's just get this straight. Forget his flexibility, Van Damme had THE best mullet ever. His mullet might be the only time a mullet has been successfully pulled off in the history of cinema. Look at Hard Target. Why, if it weren't for Van Damme's mullet the film would have no... [Read Full Story]
  • Go Ahead, Meme Me

    20 Nov 2014 | 9:00 am
    | Nov. 20, 2014 "1,478,954,217,389 allegations of rape? Have another pudding pop. Zipzopzubittybop!" - Bill Cosby (sources: childhood ruined -- *sobs uncontrollably) [Read Full Story]
  • Boss Hogg Desperately Seeking Sugar Baby

    14 Nov 2014 | 8:00 am
    | Nov. 14, 2014 Recently Georgia State University ranked at the top of the list of 20 colleges with the highest number of sugar babies. For those unfamiliar with the practice, a sugar baby is a young person who provides companionship to an older sugar daddy (or mommy) in exchange for money and... [Read Full Story]
  • In Memoriam of Jollybags

    6 Nov 2014 | 7:00 am
    | Nov. 16, 2014 Dear whomever left a used condom at the end of my driveway, Please quit leaving your discarded prophylactics lying around for others to see, or possibly have to pickup. It was basically lying in the street, but still. You are disgusting. Did you drop it there because you wanted... [Read Full Story]
  • Survey Says Ebola Is a Real Thing That Is Just About as Dangerous as Cigarettes

    29 Oct 2014 | 8:00 am
    | Oct. 29, 2014 The Ebola virus (or E-bola, the electronic virus that infects computers), an epidemic in West Africa, has spread to computers worldwide, leading the United States Computer Emergency Readiness Team to declare an emergency. The team is working closely with Intel Security to... [Read Full Story]
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    Clever Things to Say

  • If I Had Starred in the Shining

    admin
    10 Dec 2014 | 3:36 pm
    I recently had the opportunity to see The Shining on the big screen and let me tell you, what a cinematic achievement! Though, some part of me, could not help but think, “What if I had been in this movie?” If I had, it would have been pretty different.1 Now, first things first, when the owners of the hotel told me that there would be no alcohol in the place, I would have shrugged and said, “No problem,” since I would have brought a grocery bag full of marijuana with me. I also would not have taken the job nearly as seriously as Jack Nicholson. Hiding behind the pretext of professional…
  • Theodore Roosevelt’s Big Deal

    admin
    4 Dec 2014 | 3:36 pm
    I’ve been watching Ken Burns’ new Roosevelt documentary and I thought I’d share some of the fascinating things I’ve learned. If you look at pictures of young Theodore Roosevelt, you see how lean and fine his features were. As he aged his head grew physically larger, as befits a great leader. Many other parts of his body grew as well, including his midsection, and his hands. By the end of his presidency he was able to flick a football across the room. Even his manhood increased gradually in size. At Oval Office meetings he was known to brag, “I am the largest president to ever sit in…
  • Big Life

    admin
    27 Jan 2014 | 2:16 pm
    Sometimes, life feels a lot like that movie Big with Tom Hanks. That’s the one where he’s a thirteen year old boy who makes a wish to be grown up. I made the same sort of wish when I was his age. Today, I woke up and it had come true. It seems like just yesterday I was thirteen and masturbating furiously at the drop of a hat. Back then, I couldn’t wait to have all the advantages of adulthood but still continue to play video games, collect action figures and read fantasy novels like that cool dude Jason that rented a room in my mom’s house. So now my life is really like…
  • Facedancing Skech

    admin
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    admin
    31 Jul 2013 | 4:03 pm
    My new advertisement for an unpaid, personal assistant is up. Well over half of the text was culled directly from craigslist, ads for unpaid internships. Even though the ad is a joke please feel free to send me your resume. You can read it at the Higgs Weldon.
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    Comedy Of A Cowgirl

  • A Christmas Light Remembered

    OL Shepp
    17 Dec 2014 | 2:50 pm
    Chinook, the Husky, wasn’t the best traveling companion. Nor was my brother for that matter. They were both excessively car-sick and perpetually feeding off the others demise. I don’t mean this figuratively (At least not in the dogs jurisdiction.), because he would hurl -eat his own spew – then my Bro would retch. This cycle would continue both directions each weekend across the mountain pass. This does make for an unappealing lead into a Christmas tale thirty years hence, I know. And those trips were miserable. Those trips were vital, though, to my Mom as opposed to remaining a…
 
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    Paul O'Flaherty

  • Stop Over-Analyzing and Build Your Referral Network

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    1 Dec 2014 | 6:06 am
    Note: The alternative title for this post was “Getting Bogged Down In Data”. If there’s one trap that everyone falls into at some point in their marketing career, it’s over-analyzing. We all know how important it is to track the right data when you’re launching a new campaign, or building out a referral network for […]
  • What’s Your Reputation Worth? Why It’s Okay To Say “I Can’t Do That”…

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:57 pm
    When I started freelancing and consulting, back when I was young, good-looking, idealistic and proudly rode my Brontosaurus to work, I made the same mistakes as many budding freelancers and consultants –  I accepted work that I really shouldn’t have because I wanted to ensure that next paycheck. Hey, don’t judge me! Do you have any […]
  • Farewell To Some Old Friends

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    21 Oct 2014 | 12:37 pm
    If you’ve arrived at this blog post expecting to find a post on UrlyBits, Geek Is Awesome or Unfollowing Jesus, then I’m sorry to say that those sites have been discontinued. Well actually I’m not sorry because all good things must come to an end. Building and maintaining these sites have been an amazing provider […]
  • They Didn’t Think It Through – Browsing WordPress Mobile Theme Stores

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    21 Aug 2014 | 1:58 pm
    I was looking for inspiration for a mobile site design today, trawling WordPress theme stores, when I noticed a particularly stupid and unhelpful trend. The image you see below is what I get when I visit the demo for a mobile theme on a mobile browser. Yes, that’s right – you’re looking at the full […]
  • Medical Practices Simply Can’t Afford To Skimp On IT Infrastructure

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    23 Jul 2014 | 6:06 am
    The Earth orbits the Sun, and medical practices can’t afford to skimp on IT infrastructure… some facts are simply immutable. Normally I would proclaim that any business can’t afford to skimp on its IT infrastructure, but given the current climate where just having a Windows XP machine connected to your network is a HIPAA violation, I’ve clearly […]
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    Really Funny Jokes

  • The brute

    Mitesh Asher
    18 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    Joe was running a circus since the last 2 decades. When his lion tamer left, he knew he had to find a replacement soon. In reply to an ad, there were two people who turned up. One was an old guy called Johny and the other a stunning brunette called Lydia.Joe handed them both a whip each and warned them that the lion was ferocious and quite a brute.When asked who wanted to try their luck first, Lydia raised her hand. Leaving her whip behind, she simply walked into the lion's cage. Seeing her, the lion got up and charged towards her. Lydia unbuttoned her waistcoat revealing her smooth…
  • Upset boss

    Mitesh Asher
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    My boss, Mr. Somel was upset with me for coming late to work.He shouted at me saying, "You should have been here at 9 am." I replied, "Why? What happened at 9?"
  • Use of a cell phone

    Mitesh Asher
    16 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    When Abdul went to talk to his shrink about his marital issues, the shrink asked him, "Do you talk to your wife when you make love at night?""Of course I do", replied Abdul, "What do you think I use my cell phone for?"
  • Thunder and lightening

    Mitesh Asher
    15 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    When there was loud thunder and lightening, little Joey was rudely woken out of his slumber and he ran to his parents' bedroom.His father tried to comfort him by saying, "There's no need to be scared of thunder & lightening. It's just some sound & flash that God makes when he is displeased with someone telling a lie."Little Joey asked,"But why is God making those sounds at this hour? It's past midnight and everyone is fast asleep." His father said, "Yes that's right, my son. But this is the time when newspapers get printed!"
  • Be polite!

    Mitesh Asher
    13 Dec 2014 | 12:01 am
    When I took my son Neel to a restaurant to have pizza, I could see how impatient he was getting waiting for the pizza to arrive.When the waiter finally served the pizza, Neel quickly took the bigger piece for himself.I thought I needed to talk to him, and said, "Neel, you gotta learn to be polite.""Huh", said Neel, "What was that about?""You know what I am talking about", I said."Ok" said Neel. "If you had to pick up first, which one would you take?"I replied, "The smaller one, of course."Neel shot back, "You want the smaller one, you get the smaller one. So where is the problem?"
 
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  • Submarine Sandwich

    11 Dec 2014 | 12:13 pm
    I don't understand this short film at all, but I like it. Watch this guy make a submarine sandwich out of baseball gloves and stuff. ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Whatcha Thinkin' About?

    9 Dec 2014 | 10:10 am
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  • 100 lbs (45 kg) of Magnetic Putty

    5 Dec 2014 | 10:34 am
    Ever wanted to play with 100 pounds of magnetic putty? Well live vicariously through these guys.   ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Super Adorable Tooth Fairy Prank

    4 Dec 2014 | 12:58 pm
    This is a video of a Tooth Fairy prank pulled by Youtuber fouseyTUBE. He rounded up his brother dentist and a pretty lady to dress as the Tooth Fairy and surprise some kids. It’s pretty cute. Gonna... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • 15 Unique and Cool Wedding Rings

    20 Nov 2014 | 12:58 pm
    Wedding rings don't have to be boring bands, or regular old solitaires. No, wedding bands can be a reflection of your personality, even if you personality is extremely annoying. Check out these 15... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
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    Funny pictures and photos

  • Funny cat picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    7 Dec 2014 | 3:10 pm
    LOL. This is a really funny cat pic that shows the BIG difference between 1983 and 2014... A nice cartoon pic... but it made me think about this ENORMOUS difference between the TV in the past and today TV's...That's why I would like to show you the TOP TV models nowadays. Go check them out here: --> Best TV deals
  • Funny telephone picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    16 Nov 2014 | 11:24 am
    Many years passed since those old telephones. This funny phone picture shows who is the grandmother of the cell phones that we all use today. It's a cartoon so it would be quite more entertaining. I really enjoy it and this is a reason to think about the past.By the way here you can check Top 100 Cell Phones & Accessories.
  • Funny cat picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    26 Oct 2014 | 3:29 pm
    Cats are so lovely animals! ♥ Really often we meet cats on the street, in the park... They look so kind and lovely and you would have liked to take them home... Here is one funny cat pic that will show you such a different and interesting situation of such a cat that I am not sure what likes more- the food or the people in the house! LoL...Here are another cute and funny cats.Visit http://dogtrainingfoundation.com to find out more regarding labrador retriever health problems
  • Funny weight loss picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    26 Sep 2014 | 2:05 pm
    This looks like a good and funny weight loss pic. Looks interesting and true...By the way, here is a good weight loss product that will surely help you lose weight fast and 100% healthy!
  • Funny giraffe picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    6 Sep 2014 | 11:48 am
    Hi. This is a really funny giraffe pic I am not really sure why it is over the tree, but it looks crazy and entertaining :DAlso, check out this funny cat pic.Trying to find kedi maması kalitemama ? Check out this page: http://www.kalitemama.com
 
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    mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys

  • A Traditional ‘Christmas’ at the Tundra Household

    Mark A. Rayner
    18 Dec 2014 | 4:02 am
    Dr. Maximilian Tundra was heading home again for the holidays, dread clutching his heart like an iron fist. He’d managed to avoid Thanksgiving, but there was no escape from The Feast. The Feast, as it was known amongst Clan Tundra, … Continue reading →
  • Unwanted Christmas Gifts Through the Ages

    Mark A. Rayner
    15 Dec 2014 | 12:09 pm
    In 1170, King Henry II says, “What a parcel of fools and dastards have I nourished in my house, and not one of them will avenge me of this one upstart clerk.” Said fools and dastards decide that this means … Continue reading →
  • One of the Magi Explains About the Myrrh

    Mark A. Rayner
    5 Dec 2014 | 4:22 am
    Everyone keeps giving me shit about my gift to Jesus the Son of God and the Messiah, King of Kings. “Isn’t myrrh basically perfume for mummies?” these ass-clowns keep asking me. “Is that an appropriate gift for a BABY?” Look, … Continue reading →
  • Chthonic Monsters — Theseus Becomes King

    Mark A. Rayner
    1 Dec 2014 | 12:06 pm
    This is the final part of Chthonic Monsters. Part one, Theseus Goes to Crete, is here, and part two, Theseus Meets the Minotaur, is here. This is from a novel-in-progress, in which the characters tell one another many different stories. … Continue reading →
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    Chandra Clarke

  • Get Smart

    Chandra Clarke
    12 Dec 2014 | 7:49 am
    Chandra Clarke The good folks over at the BBC thought they had worked out a way to make us all smarter. In a television show called “Get Smarter in a Week,” they had several dozen volunteers follow a regimen which included eating better food, adding more physical activity to their routine, and most importantly, doing “brain exercises.” […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • Not Worth The Paper It’s Printed On

    Chandra Clarke
    24 Nov 2014 | 2:17 am
    Chandra Clarke It’s official: I’m doomed. The good news first. Scientists are developing a way to build brain tissue, cell by cell, so that they can have near complete control over how a graft is constructed. The bad news? They’re using ink-jet printer technology to do it. It’s part of a new method of manufacturing, commonly called […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • All Talk And No Action

    Chandra Clarke
    7 Nov 2014 | 8:23 am
    Chandra Clarke When you have been to as many conferences as I have, especially those dealing with politics and public policy, you start to see the same people. Not necessarily the same faces, but the same types. Let’s see if you recognize some of them too: Details, Details — This is the fellow who, who presented with a […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • Many Are Called, But…

    Chandra Clarke
    26 Oct 2014 | 6:26 am
    Chandra Clarke If you live in a city, you probably think that cell phones are ubiquitous. You see people using them in the grocery store, or while driving their car and even while in the bathroom. As hard as it may be to believe, there are still plenty of places in the world where cell phone coverage […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • Dear Facebook, please ban motivational quote pictures

    Chandra Clarke
    10 Oct 2014 | 8:06 am
    Chandra Clarke Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some positive thinking and encouraging words. But if I see one more post that quotes the Dalai Lama, Albert Einstein, or Sophocles, I may barf. You see, before digitization made it uber easy to share inspirational words, we only got occasional doses of motivation by picking up a […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
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    Stuff You Couldn't Make Up

  • If You Are Cold, They Are Cold Too

    SYCMU
    3 Dec 2014 | 10:14 pm
    If you are cold, they are cold too. Bring your husbands inside. This is a rare species. Protect them. The post If You Are Cold, They Are Cold Too appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • The Annual Meeting of the Summer Tires Club

    SYCMU
    24 Nov 2014 | 11:24 am
    Don’t forget to switch to winter tires for those cold snowy days. You don’t want to get stuck in the middle of the road, or join the annual meeting of the summer tires club.   The post The Annual Meeting of the Summer Tires Club appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Sea Lion Jumps Inside Boat

    SYCMU
    8 Nov 2014 | 5:36 pm
    Crazy Sea Lion jumps on boat. Watch him as he swims fast and chases the boat after he smells the fish. Then he jumps on board to get a taste. The post Sea Lion Jumps Inside Boat appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Could Not Connect to Translation Service

    SYCMU
    3 Nov 2014 | 9:25 pm
    At least it is spelled right! Could not connect to translation service The post Could Not Connect to Translation Service appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Happiness and Sleep Are Closely Related

    SYCMU
    3 Nov 2014 | 9:18 pm
    Happiness is not having to set your alarm for the next day! The post Happiness and Sleep Are Closely Related appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
 
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    Love and Knuckles

  • Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kim and Kyle’s Wedding

    Kate
    17 Dec 2014 | 3:57 pm
    YOLANDA Yolanda threw back another glass of wine and adjusted her Baywatch bathing suit. There was nothing she could do for her daughter right now because she was floating in the middle of the ocean with someone else’s family. Bella had just been like any other kid her age enjoying one glass of chilled Chablis with her friends in a Malibu beach mansion when it dawned on her that she needed to fill her Porsche up with gasoline. The police officer had pulled her over and now she was heading off to college in the fall with a DUI arrest. Not ideal circumstances for the child of a real…
  • Jake Ryan From 16 Candles And Other People I’d Like To Locate

    Kate
    15 Dec 2014 | 4:08 pm
    Beyoncé’s father Mathew Knowles reportedly reached out to Sony in December 2013 offering the studio first dibs on a movie about Destiny’s Child according to emails released by hackers. Although executives were initially interested in the idea it never materialized. Since Beyoncé has a tight grip on her image it is doubtful she would have signed off on the project. I am hoping that Sony will consider some of the following suggestions for alternative biopics since this will probably never come to fruition. #1. Lita Ford  Can someone find the whereabouts of this vixen? “I went…
  • Did You Think Your College Friends Would Be Good Parents?

    Kate
    12 Dec 2014 | 6:49 pm
    Joey Fatone says his friend and former ‘NSYNC bandmate Justin Timberlake will be a natural when he has a child of his own. “I think he’s going to be a great dad,” Fatone, 37, told PEOPLE at the Disney on Ice presents Let’s Celebrate! event in Los Angeles on Thursday. “Fatone says he got to see JT’s parenting skills in action as the singer and actor looked after his younger stepbrother, Steven, and “took him under his wing.”   You never really have any idea what kind of parent you will be until you get home from the hospital with your…
  • GUEST POST: The Art of the Perfect Christmas Card

    Kate
    11 Dec 2014 | 8:54 pm
    Please enjoy this guest post from Ashley, my oldest daughter’s god mother, former Naval officer, and soon-to-be mother of her 5th child. Christmas cards are my thing. It all started years ago, before I got married or had kids, when I worked in the Pentagon and sent out a picture of Donald Rumsfeld and me with a caption that read “Merry Christmas, from our house to yours…” The positive response was intoxicating. An obsession was born. When I got married the next year, I sent out a disgusting picture of my husband and me shoving cake in each others’ faces, imploring recipients to…
  • Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap – Are You Yachting Me?

    Kate
    10 Dec 2014 | 8:58 pm
    Moving on from last week’s episode… KIM Kim wanted Kyle to see her mother of the bride gown. “Would you like to see the lace and taffeta dress I purchased at the Jessica McClintock 4th of July blowout sale?” Kyle didn’t really love it, but she never really loved anything Kim wore. Like the time she wore a fringed jumpsuit to Michael Jackson’s Thriller album release party or the tuxedo dress she threw on for the premiere of the movie Teen Wolf. Kim’s kids were ill, so Kyle wrapped her Crystal Gale hair around her face in hopes it would protect her from…
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    The Idle Lord

  • Don’t Tell Carol!

    Steve
    18 Dec 2014 | 5:22 am
    Tomorrow night the Big Man will be partying till he drops – nothing new there then. Celebrating his 50th at the exclusive Villas private members’ club, surrounded by friends, ex-loves, dignitaries from the cricketing world (Sir Les from Haworth Road CC) and with long suffering wife Carol never out of earshot. Here’s my “tribute” to […] Continue reading ... Don’t Tell Carol!.
  • The English Cricket Board’s Big Dumb Idea

    Steve
    12 Dec 2014 | 7:49 am
    The ECB are in a spin; numbers of participants at grassroots level are in serious decline. Those of us that work hard to keep the game alive did not need an expensive survey to tell us this, indeed, it is fair to say most mainstream participation sports have similar issues. Most also have woefully out […] Continue reading ... The English Cricket Board’s Big Dumb Idea.
  • Save Idle Moor – Again?

    Steve
    12 Dec 2014 | 5:47 am
    The fight to save a beautiful part of Idle Moor comes to a head next week with a meeting at Shipley Town Hall, attended by a Government Inspector. Attempts to build on these fields have been refused to my knowledge at least three times but still the greedy developers come back with their brainless schemes […] Continue reading ... Save Idle Moor – Again?.
  • John Town – The Best Dressed Man At The Pearly Gates

    Steve
    9 Dec 2014 | 1:06 am
    John Town sadly passed away recently and life suddenly got a lot greyer. Hundreds of us said goodbye yesterday on a biting cold day demanding one of the gorgeous overcoats he used to sell us at Raymond Town Menswear in Saltaire, stood alone in the shop for a day. Here’s my personal tribute to a […] Continue reading ... John Town – The Best Dressed Man At The Pearly Gates.
  • A Critics’ Corner – Ch 10 – “Life Itself”

    Steve
    6 Dec 2014 | 2:02 am
    FOREWORD – a bunch of moaning old farts perched on a line of green plastic seats most Saturdays every summer was the inspiration for my first book. Thanks boys! There is a unique, somewhat legendary and almost religious place of observance at the Villas. Here past glories are reflected and remembered – often with shameless […] Continue reading ... A Critics’ Corner – Ch 10 – “Life Itself”.
 
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    Barb Best

  • Laugh Along with Comedy Series “The Louise Log”

    Barb Best
    16 Dec 2014 | 6:00 am
      Tis the season to give! Laughter is a gift. So give this YouTube video a view… it’s free and you can re-gift it by sharing with others.     Anne Flournoy is the writer, director, and producer of The Louise Log. Winner Outstanding Writing in a Comedy – LA WebFest 2014! According to Wikipedia, […] The post Laugh Along with Comedy Series “The Louise Log” appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Yum! A Piece of CAKE: The Movie

    Barb Best
    8 Dec 2014 | 11:59 am
      How about a piece of CAKE? THE MOVIE? I feel Jennifer Aniston‘s pain! << NEW MOVIE ALERT >> For those who find the thought of another “Annie” film depressing… Check this trailer out!   CONGRATS to JENNIFER on her SAG Awards nomination! And her Golden Globes nom! The Daily Beast Huffington Post Entertainment Related […] The post Yum! A Piece of CAKE: The Movie appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Do You Have OGD? Obsessive Google Disorder?

    Barb Best
    1 Dec 2014 | 5:00 am
      To Google or not to Google.   That is the question… must we Google?     You may not have OCD … Obsessive Compulsive Disorder,   but you may have OGD… Obsessive Google Disorder.   What is OGD anyway?   According to The Urban Dictionary…   OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder)  is:   “call […] The post Do You Have OGD? Obsessive Google Disorder? appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Happy Thanksgiving To All

    Barb Best
    25 Nov 2014 | 10:11 am
      Happy Thanksgiving  to YOU!       THANK YOU for subscribing and following! I am deeply grateful     Related articles Activities to Help Put the ‘Thanks’ Back in Thanksgiving #TheGratitude7: Tell Us What You’re Thankful For! A time to give thanks… It’s a Great Week for Thanksgiving Funschool All About Thanksgiving and its […] The post Happy Thanksgiving To All appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Smiles To Go!

    Barb Best
    18 Nov 2014 | 5:24 pm
      Coming soon! A picture book for all ages…     Send in the Clowns! Lighten Up, Japan! AATH Related articles Picture Book Month The Smiley Face Was Made In Worcester, And It’s Now 50 The post Smiles To Go! appeared first on Barb Best.
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    Amy Vansant - Humor

  • A Short Conversation with my Dog about Vacation

    Amy Vansant
    16 Dec 2014 | 8:44 am
    ME: Here we are! Sunny Florida! Ok, so maybe this isn’t that bad. GORDON LABRADOODLE:   Whew, that ride was brutal I — wait, what the hell is this? ME: It’s Florida! Isn’t it great? GORDON: Great? It’s like 1000 degrees here! Are you telling me we left home, where it is a perfect 32 degrees, and drove 15 hours to get to this hell hole? ME: It’s 75 here. It’s perfect. GORDON: Ah, no, Miss “I’m Not Wearing a Full Fur Coat.” This is terrible. I think I’m dying… I’m dying… ME: You’re not dying.
  • The Grade School Boy Who Haunts My Dreams

    Amy Vansant
    3 Dec 2014 | 9:55 pm
    In case anyone’s on the fence about whether grade school traumas stick with people, I’d like to share this incredibly embarrassing little ditty. Top to bottom Winner, Glenn, Bobby, Andrea, Me (middle) and Jackie. Thanks to Andrea for this photo. Andrea, who was my mortal enemy in grade school, and now shares pictures with me on Facebook. Thank goodness we all grow up. Most of us, anyway. I don’t have anxiety dreams about you, Andrea, but I’m still a little pissed you beat me in the “draw santa” contest every single year. Even the year I practiced for it,…
  • I Miss Out on a Great Disease

    Amy Vansant
    18 Nov 2014 | 4:48 am
    My parents have this thing where they don’t tell me a certain disease or inclination runs in our family until I get it.  When I had my first panic attack, my mother looked at me like I was crazy and blamed it on drinking too much. (Ok, fair enough.) When I had my second, an attack that had me running to the hospital, I told her the doctor thought I’d had, not a heart attack like I thought, but a panic attack. I mentioned this three for four times over the course of a week before Mom said: “Oh yeah. Your father gets those. Me too.” Whaaa? “Couldn’t…
  • Personalized Photo Holiday Card Ideas for People Without a Bunch of Adorable Children

    Amy Vansant
    3 Nov 2014 | 4:36 am
    Every year I get a slew of cards from friends and family covered with adorable photos of their children.  For the first few years I thought they were graphic design geniuses, and then I figured out they made personalized cards on Minted.com, which is really easy. I knew they weren’t that talented. Problem is,  I don’t have kids.  So, I wondered… how could I use all those cool holiday card templates to create my own cards? No one wants to see Mike and me on a card. They can barely deal with us in person; they’re definitely not going to pin us to their…
  • Top Five Matthew McConaughey Halloween Costume Ideas & Jim Carrey SNL Spoof

    Amy Vansant
    27 Oct 2014 | 1:57 am
    Body paint yourself totally black. You are nothingness. One last midnight. If possible, bring a friend so you can walk hand and hand into extinction, brother and sister opting out of a raw deal. Paint only your left side black. Now  you are All Right, All Right, All Right. A giant bong. Put a giant disc around your center. You are time, and time is a flat circle. Walk into the party repeatedly, because everything you’ve ever done or will do, you’re gonna do over and over and over again. Don’t ever work out. Arrive at the party with a perfect physique.   Jim…
 
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    Rubbish In, Robish Out!

  • Alpha Women Found to Be Equally Adulterous

    Johnny Robish
    17 Dec 2014 | 8:59 pm
    Alpha Women Found to Be Equally Adulterous:  Powerful men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tiger Woods have become known for their sexual exploits, but a new study found that women who hold executive-level positions are no different.  The lesson here is that while money and power can corrupt, it can also get you laid.   Iowa Putting Driver’s Licenses On Smartphones:  The state of Iowa will release a free smartphone app in 2015 that can be used in place of a physical driver’s license.  So the next time some cop pulls you over, tell ‘em “sorry, but the…
  • London Sewer Cleaners Fighting Fatbergs

    Johnny Robish
    16 Dec 2014 | 8:39 pm
    London Sewer Cleaners Fighting Fatbergs:  Every day beneath the streets of London, sewer technicians are fighting a grim war against giant ‘fatbergs’ – or accumulated fat pockets in the sewers caused by people dumping grease such as turkey fat down their sinks – which clog the system and threaten to regurgitate putrid waste back into people’s homes.  All I know is, finding those fat deposits must have required one hell of a colonoscopy.  If the situation doesn’t improve soon, city officials say they may have to put the entire sewer system on Lipitor.  …
  • New Jersey Bans Smiling on Drivers License Photos

    Johnny Robish
    15 Dec 2014 | 9:09 pm
    New Jersey Bans Smiling on Drivers License Photos:  The state of New Jersey announced that it will begin banning people from smiling on their driver’s license photos.  State officials say they don’t expect the ruling to create much controversy, considering the fact that if you’re living in New Jersey, there really isn’t all that much to smile about anyway.   Porn Actor Admits to Hiding Syphilis Results:  A prominent porn actor has admitted that he is most likely the person responsible for the current syphilis outbreak that has shut down porn production in the San Fernando…
  • Dinosaur Die-Off Led to Bigger Mammals

    Johnny Robish
    14 Dec 2014 | 6:08 pm
    Dinosaur Die-Off Led to Bigger Mammals:  New research shows the great dinosaur die-off paved the way for mammals to explode in size, some becoming quite massive.  So if your spouse ever complains that you’re putting on a few pounds, I suggest blame it on the dinosaurs.   Karl Rove Defends Rectal Feeding:  Karl Rove defended the CIA and former President George W. Bush on Fox News Sunday in the wake of the devastating Senate report on torture.  But then again, I guess its no surprise that an “asshole” would defend “rectal feeding.”   South Dakota Pulls New Don’t…
  • Pastor Protests Gay Marriage With Horse in Wedding Dress

    Johnny Robish
    13 Dec 2014 | 8:53 pm
    Pastor Protests Gay Marriage With Horse in Wedding Dress:  A Mississippi pastor brought a horse in a wedding dress to stand with him outside a federal courthouse in Jackson to protest a federal judge’s ruling to overturn the state’s ban on gay marriage.  You have to wonder if the guy was serious or just horsing around.  Either way, I find it rather touching that a Pastor would find his true love in a pasture. Small Tornado Touches Down in Los Angeles:  The National Weather Service reports that a rare, small tornado touched down in Los Angeles, tearing through parts of rooftops…
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    THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire

  • British Comedy Awards 2014 Judges Revealed

    daveh75
    17 Dec 2014 | 6:09 pm
    WORLD EXCLUSIVE! The British Comedy Awards were broadcast live on tape from Wembley last night. The Writers’ Guild Award winner was Mrs Brown’s Boys creator Brendan O’Carroll. But who are the secretive Writers’ Guild? We have an exclusive shot of them in the middle of their deliberations.
  • Sport Relief: Next Year’s Challenge?

    daveh75
    21 Mar 2014 | 8:28 pm
    After Davina McCall’s death-defying triathlon challenge helped Sport Relief make a record £51 million in donations, we can exclusively reveal that the bar will be raised higher than ever before next year. And this time, you get to pick which essentially well-meaning but vainglorious celebrity undertakes some sort of push-yourself-to-the-limit borderline foolhardy publicity stunt that … Continue reading →
  • Big Question Asked During Rolf Harris Court Case

    GregB
    20 Mar 2014 | 1:15 pm
    Tv celebrity Rolf Harris’s court case continues as big questions are asked of the Australian’s suspected sex offences.  
  • Richard Littlejohnson’s Christmas Message

    daveh75
    19 Dec 2013 | 8:36 pm
    HO HO HO! Is the appalling kind of urban gutter-talk that lefty agitators are insisting must come from Our Lord and Saviour Santa Claus this Christmas. For those of you thankfully not ‘in the know’ like the anything-goes tights-wearing pinkoes in the ‘media’ world (oooh hello Edward!), ‘ho’ is a rapper’s word for a prostitute. … Continue reading →
  • Lib Dem Tough Guys Teach Tories A Lesson….In Blood!

    daveh75
    13 Nov 2013 | 8:38 pm
      Hard-as-nails Liberal Democrat MPs last night finally fronted-up to their bullying Conservative masters in the Coalition by heroically abstaining from the Labour motion to scrap the Bedroom Tax that their own party conference officially rejected.   Bandana-clad rebel Simon Hughes urged the government to see if there should be further exemptions from the tax, … Continue reading →
 
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    The Laugh Button

  • Michaela Watkins and Funny Or Die predict how the final episode of “Serial” podcast will end

    Matt
    18 Dec 2014 | 7:45 am
    Today is the day we’ve all been waiting for! No, not Christmas morning, it’s the final episode of the NPR Podcast, Serial. And since we’re all waiting for baited breath as to how it will wrap all things up. Funny Or Die and Michaela Watkins have their own take on how the final episode will […] Michaela Watkins and Funny Or Die predict how the final episode of “Serial” podcast will end appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • A Dead Presidents Podcast w/ George Washington? We talk to NYC Podfest founder Jeremy Wein about the 2015 editon

    Mark Says Hi
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:05 pm
    This year marks the 3rd Annual NYC Podcast Festival, now 3 days, which will take place Fri. Jan 9th-Sun. Jan. 11th. Things kick off at the Bell House with 2 staples in the podcasting universe. RISK! and The Flop House. Here’s our recent interview with the festival’s founder and co-producer, Jeremy Wein. The NYC Podcast […] A Dead Presidents Podcast w/ George Washington? We talk to NYC Podfest founder Jeremy Wein about the 2015 editon appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • FXX’s late night animation block will premiere January 22nd

    Olivia Cathcart
    17 Dec 2014 | 11:33 am
    FXX, the FX network’s comedy-centric sister channel, will be launching a new late night animation block in 2015. In an announcement today, the network revealed the new weekly hourlong block will premiere on Thursday, January 22nd at midnight. Along for the ride is the underrated series Lucas Bros. Moving Co. Created by and starring the voices […] FXX’s late night animation block will premiere January 22nd appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • “The Big Lebowski” gets his White Russian in the form of the National Film Registry alongside “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”

    Mark Says Hi
    17 Dec 2014 | 11:00 am
    The 1998 cult movie classic The Big Lebowski that has spawned its own annual festival, 12 years strong now and nationwide, will be going into the Library of Congress’ National Film Registry. It’s film’s version of the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame. 25 films a year get in and have to be at least […] “The Big Lebowski” gets his White Russian in the form of the National Film Registry alongside “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • James Corden talks his new hosting gig on ‘Late Night’

    Olivia Cathcart
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:39 am
    It was another meeting of the late night hosts on Tuesday’s Late Night with Seth Meyers. Meyers’ guest was the soon-to-be host of the Late Late Show, James Corden. Naturally, the two talked about their new hosting gigs. Corden reveals that Meyers was the first person to reach out to Corden and congratulate him on […] James Corden talks his new hosting gig on ‘Late Night’ appeared first on The Laugh Button.
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    Chasing Carrots - Blog

  • Imagine Dragons – Radioactive – Lyrics – Video

    PBScott
    15 Dec 2014 | 11:09 pm
    I decided to post this Imagine Dragons music video here which features Lou Diamond Phillips and Alexandra Daddario, not so much because I enjoy the beat, which I do, but mostly because of all the awesome puppet violence it contains. Enjoy “Radioactive“ Whoa, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh Whoa I’m waking up to […]
  • Chick Chick – Rollin Wang

    PBScott
    22 Nov 2014 | 8:14 am
    Over recent years, pop groups from various countries have been increasingly using YouTube as a vehicle to launch their culture on the world. This is yet another in a long list of pop songs that has invaded my music memory as of late, while I am busy wishing I could think of something else. Please […]
  • Chewie Goes Surfing Shirt

    PBScott
    29 Sep 2014 | 8:27 pm
    On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On this full moon night, moments after a shooting star, a large brown figure began to make it’s way down the beach towards Pierre. Pierre put his […]
  • Heart Of A Gamer

    PBScott
    3 Aug 2014 | 2:16 am
    I have one thing special, that sets me apart, something is different, when it comes to my heart. For if I feel passion, or am gripped By fear, rather than heart beats, it’s vibrations I hear. My life is a mission, to save all the earth, as dangers are plenty, I prove my great worth. […]
  • Pac-Man Pill Muncher Shirt

    PBScott
    20 Jul 2014 | 9:09 pm
    Pac-Man? Yeah I knew him, but I haven’t seen him in years now. Do you know why we called him Pac-Man? He used to eat so many pills, packs of them each day, and one day we took the pills away, so Pac got really angry and started chasing us around the house shouting. “Give […]
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    The Peanut Butter Table

  • Fearless Leaders–Short & Sweet

    Eva
    14 Dec 2014 | 6:42 pm
    Since researching, waking up and acting on behalf of public education for all kids, I want to thank the following people for keeping me, and the nation, informed of our country’s current education crisis. These women and men are the leaders of authentic learning for all public school kids–especially for children of poverty and segregation. […]
  • This is How Our Daughter Learned Math in First Grade Under Common Core

    Eva
    15 Oct 2014 | 11:36 am
    The following are examples of how our daughter learned 1st grade mathematical concepts: 3, 5, 8 2, 2, 4 5, 7, 12 9, 3, 12 6, 3, 9 4, 5, 9 8, 4, 12 2, 1, 3 6, 4, 10 5, 6, 11 And so on… The students in the Bug’s 1st grade class were […]
  • Our NWEA/MAP Opt-Out Letter

    Eva
    3 Oct 2014 | 6:44 pm
    The NWEA/MAP: “Measures of Academic Progress® (MAP®) creates a personalized assessment experience by adapting to each student’s learning level. You’ll have assessment data—and essential information about what each student knows and is ready to learn within 24 hours.” Uh-huh… This is our letter we sent to our 2nd grader’s principal to opt her out of […]
  • And So It Begins…

    Eva
    25 Sep 2014 | 8:34 pm
    Oh, great… what’s she on about now? Plenty, actually, thanks for asking. Hello, everybody!  Time to come clean. I wasn’t dirty before or anything but, you know. Some time ago, I made the decision to create a blog.  I had a blog before but that blog sucked so I created a new blog full of […]
  • Happy Birthday Little Dinosaur

    Eva
    27 Aug 2014 | 10:15 am
    Originally posted on Stories that Must Not Die:We are patiently waiting for you to come out of your cave. While we wait we’ve decided to celebrate your birthday with some Stories about you that will live on forever. One day, a dinosaur appeared in my fishbowl. She was wildly drawn and breathing fire, but…
 
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    Witty Woman Writing

  • If I Am A Racist …

    Tammy
    3 Dec 2014 | 10:17 pm
    Chances are … you are too. In a recent conversation with my peers, I was called out as a profiler and racist. Wow! Here’s what happened. A few weeks ago, a girlfriend and I were coming out of a restaurant late at night in what can be called a sketchy part of town (isn’t that […]
  • I’m Outta Here!

    Tammy
    2 Nov 2014 | 10:25 pm
    The last few weeks I’ve been wondering how much of my life I had left. The threat of breast cancer will do that to you. So, for the next couple of weeks I will be living it up to the hilt. Nothing says ‘do it now’ like a near collision with the Big ‘C’. My Steven […]
  • If I Lost My Breast, I Would Count Myself Lucky

    Tammy
    29 Oct 2014 | 7:49 am
    Three weeks ago, when the threat of breast cancer entered my life, I decided to hang up my blogging hat for a breather. Frankly, I felt everything but witty. The words, large mass on left breast, left me paralyzed with fear. Me, the woman who shrinks from nothing. I panicked. Years ago when this happened, […]
  • If My Dog Could Talk …

    Tammy
    1 Oct 2014 | 8:02 am
    I’d be mortified. Or in jail. She would gladly share my dress size, the fact that I have chin hairs, that I’m an easy drunk (one glass of wine and I’m ready for a nap), how I talk (yell) at the television when watching the nightly news, that I eat in bed, my opinion on […]
  • Can a sassy woman blogger shame the NFL even if she doesn’t know a thing about football?

    Tammy
    10 Sep 2014 | 8:51 am
    Just watch me. Hey NFL, if I were your mother, I would take you out of the game. No time outs, no suspensions. I would throw your disrespectful ass out on the dirty street where it belongs. Your behavior is reprehensible, disgusting, and shows absolutely no regard for your players or their families. It is […]
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    Epiphanies that will Alter the Course of Human Events

  • Boo thy Neighbor

    Greg Mischio
    15 Dec 2014 | 5:00 am
    At a recent University of Wisconsin football game, I had my first encounter with the Ohio State Buckeye fans, and boy, am I a better man for it. They showed me just how much fun it can be to boo thy neighbor. Our beloved Wisconsin Badgers recently travelled to the Big Ten Championship game in Indianapolis, where we dueled the dreaded Ohio State Buckeyes. The “game” was more like a disemboweling, as the Buckeyes decimated us to the tune of 59-zip. Yeeowch. As if that wasn’t painful enough, we were subjected to what some might consider “boorish” behavior on the part of the Buckeye…
  • Sit Your Lazy Butt Down and Save the Earth

    Greg Mischio
    8 Dec 2014 | 5:00 am
    One simple request from my wife, one global-changing epiphany from me. Discover how laziness is the only way to solve our energy woes and stave off global warming. “Uh-oh, another light bulb out,” my wife tsked from the kitchen as she stared at the transom above the sink. I emitted an involuntary groan, an instinctive reaction to labor, particularly that of the manual variety. And for good reason. I had affixed myself to the couch, it was Sunday, the Pack was beatings the Patriots, and this crisis in the kitchen meant that I would actually have to move. I studied the lighting in our…
  • Democrats and Republicans Should File for Divorce

    Greg Mischio
    1 Dec 2014 | 5:00 am
    News that Republicans were suing the Federal Government over Obamacare has spurred an all-too-logical epiphany. It’s time for our country’s two political parties to end their contentious 200+ year relationship and file for divorce. I won’t delve into the details of the latest spat between the elephants and the donkeys. Nor can anyone else, for that matter. Our elected officials do their darndest to ensure that legislative matters become too complicated or too secretive for us to understand. Without the proper perspective, we’re like little kids listening to mom and dad fighting. It…
  • My Daughter’s Superpowers

    Greg Mischio
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:00 am
    My fifteen-year old daughter has superpowers. No, she can’t leap over a building in a single bound, and she doesn’t sport a flashy Iron Girl suit. But her ability to taste food or judge music in a heartbeat is an amazing super-power. Prepare to be awed. Superheroes fill our silver screens, and each has their own unique power. So why does my daughter deserve a spot in the Avengers? First, she can taste food without actually putting it in her mouth. I discovered this amazing ability one night after laboring for hours to prepare a delicious dinner. “I hate this. This is horrible,” she…
  • Training Covert Corporate Slugs

    Greg Mischio
    17 Nov 2014 | 5:00 am
    We get all excited about our entrepreneurs in the United States, but our biggest byproduct is the corporate slug. They’re well-schooled at the art of evasion and slippery tactics. Now, thanks to my latest epiphany, they now can literally blend into the woodwork while on the job. I’ve done my time in the big house. I slurped from the teat of Corporate America for many moons, and I’ll let you in on a little secret: It was a heckuva ride. I know that now, as an entrepreneur whose paycheck depends on my own perseverance, hard work, and luck. But I do recall those days working for the man…
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    I Think Myself Happy

  • My Pastor Makes Me Mad

    Mike McCarty
    28 Nov 2014 | 5:41 pm
    What do you do when your pastor makes you mad?  Talk about him (or her).  Change churches.  Exactly.  That is the American way. I attended a single church growing up, with only two different pastors from first grade to high school.  It was a community with a strong sense of family.  So you didn't walk away just because you got mad. The church believed that it was their role to raise "our" children.  Not in some Jim Jones drink-the-kool-aid or David Koresh move-to-a-compound way.  And this was long before Hillary Clinton said it takes a…
  • You're NOT a Failure

    Mike McCarty
    9 Nov 2014 | 6:30 pm
    For the past six months I have been traveling around to different communities for book presentations and signings.  Now, before you conjure up an image of long lines of giddy fans and groupies let me set the record straight.   This is not a John Grisham-esk event. Although I have been very surprised at the participation at most of the events.  We have averaged 60-80 people at most presentations and signings.  A friend and author told me her publisher said to expect 5-10 people at a book signing.  So last month I had one in Indianapolis and my 12 year old…
  • Friends

    Mike McCarty
    15 Sep 2014 | 8:35 am
    I'm not a Facebook junkie.  No offense, but most of what I see on there is mind numbing.  I'm glad your 8 yr old scored six touch downs last Saturday.  Ok, truthfully, I really don't care that much.  And I don't need an update if you are at the gym working out.  Or what you are watching on TV.  But there are occasionally things that really grab my attention.  A few writers who post blog updates and you can tell it is a painful process for them, they really don't think there writing is that good.  Humble.  I like family updates (without…
  • Family Traditions

    Mike McCarty
    2 Aug 2014 | 5:29 am
    How many of you have family traditions?  Maybe a favorite vacation spot.  Or hiking together.  Playing board games on Friday nights. When I was a kid, we had family reunions every summer.  Both sides of the family. We would get together and I would point at three quarters of the people and ask who they were. And even though family reunions felt like a prison sentence, especially when every other year we had to travel to out-in-the-middle-of-nowhere Kentucky for my mom's side of the family, I have learned to appreciate them as an adult.  Most likely because nobody…
  • What I Know About Groupies

    Mike McCarty
    12 Jun 2014 | 5:56 pm
    I have to admit as a boy my life was focused on developing groupies.  Keep reading, life is about failing miserably many times before finding your niche.  Turns out groupie coaching was not my calling.  But I tried. I launched my first rock band- Rapid Fire- at 12 with my neighbor.  We focused on all of the great music at the time- Kiss, Def Leppard, REO, Journey and the Eagles.  But we could never draw much of a crowd.  Admittedly, hand-made advertising nailed to telephone poles around town is not the most effective way of getting the word out.  But…
 
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  • Are men or women more sympathetic when the other is sick?

    cestlavie22
    15 Dec 2014 | 5:49 am
    On the radio this morning they had a very interesting discussion question, “which gender is more sympathetic when the other one is sick?” This question found me at a great time because my boyfriend is just starting to get sick and the discussion about how differently men act when they are sick as opposed to women came up. Now the radio said the survey proved that men are more sympathetic when the other is sick. At first I really did not agree with this. My reasoning was simple. Women tend to be the caretakers. So women tend to be the ones who make their partner soup, make sure…
  • The Demonic Pig

    cestlavie22
    12 Dec 2014 | 5:53 am
    One thing I will mention again and again in this blog is my love for horror movies. I love to be scared and I love movies that make you think. I will watch any horror movie. Black and white, full color, low budget, hollywood style whatever it is, I will watch it. With that in mind, when I notice a trend that I can’t quite understand I find the need to research it. The trend I started noticing was a boar or pig head popping up in many of these films. The films really never get an explanation for the appearance of this and it led me to believe that there was some bigger significance…
  • Christmas Lights Date Night!

    cestlavie22
    9 Dec 2014 | 6:12 am
    Sorry for the late post- Monday was a bit of a crazy day! But I didn’t want to leave you hanging so I am coming to you with a great holiday date night idea! Going to see Holiday Lights! I am sure many of you are in the same boat as me. December is a crazy month. Between shopping, holiday parties and the end of the year craziness at work there just isn’t enough time in a day. This time of year can be the time of year we forget to show our loved ones how much we care- and this is the time we need to try extra hard! I am all about Christmas! I will hum, sing, dance to any Christmas…
  • Children are not props for feminism! There must be a better way!

    cestlavie22
    5 Dec 2014 | 6:17 am
    I have mentioned this before on this blog and I will mention it again, I am a feminist. Not in the way the media tries to portray them though. I am not a man hater. I do no go days without a shower and I don’t eat a strange diet. I just strongly believe in equal rights and I feel we have a long way to go in achieving that goal. That being said when I come across something that attempts to enlighten people about the feminist agenda I need to check it out. So this past week I came across a video where little girls were dropping the F-bomb to raise awareness for Feminism. It definitely had…
  • Why Can’t We Enjoy A Little Fantasy?

    cestlavie22
    1 Dec 2014 | 6:07 am
    This post topic is likely to make me very unpopular because of one fact, I am a skinny girl. But I feel like this needs to be said. The amount of energy that is spent trying to tell girls all bodies are perfect (well if they are curvy) is what is wrong with this world. Maybe if we didn’t spend so much time obsessing over body types then our little girls wouldn’t spend time obsessing over them either. Case in point. The “normal barbie”. This barbie comes to you with a more “realistic” body figure, stretch marks, acne and more. Am I the only one who…
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    Plans for Nigel

  • You Think You Know?

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    13 Dec 2014 | 6:41 pm
    This post came to me today as I was eating leftover soup out of a mixing bowl and staring at the internet. I just saw something on Facebook and was so inspired to write this. I think it's just so important that everyone knows.Before you judge someone...That girl you teased for wearing a sweater that didn't match her leggings?That's the only sweater she has right now, because she hasn't done laundry for like three weeks and it's too hard because you have to sort it and stuff, and there are a lot of cat videos on the internet to catch up on.That girl you laughed at for eating cereal out of a…
  • Once I Got Mono

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    10 Dec 2014 | 11:14 pm
    This week is my birthday and also I am sickly. This time spent wallowing in my illness has caused me to reflect upon the time I was the sickest I have ever been: The time I got mono.It was about two years ago, when Daniel and I were first engaged..."How did you get mono?" you may ask. From my sister, I may answer. It's a long story... well, no it's not. My sister got mono, I assume from smooching a lot of people, and then she licked me. Or maybe she just spit in my drink or something, I dunno. But I got it from her. Time for a science lesson! Mono, also known as…
  • Happy Thanksgiving!

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    27 Nov 2014 | 11:40 am
  • Things I Say To My Cats

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    17 Nov 2014 | 11:17 pm
    This post was inspired by a Facebook status update I posted earlier today, which was inspired by me realizing how much I talked to my cats when I was home alone with them on my lunch break from work. This is just a small taste of the colorful conversations we regularly have.
  • Bad Hair Decisions

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    2 Nov 2014 | 12:29 am
    This is a story about bad decisions.WARNING: This post is rated R for extreme hair choices, hair-related violence, and graphic incompetence. Not recommended for people who have a heart condition or are hairdressers and know better. Reader discretion is advised.Part 1: "I need a haircut."Once upon a time, it had been almost a year since I got it cut or colored, so my hair was pretty sad looking.I knew it was long past time for a haircut, but I kept getting too busy or forgetting or just putting it off. My hair may not have a voice of its own, but I can always understand when it's trying…
 
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  • The Different Types Of Sex

    GrahameGDG
    17 Dec 2014 | 9:57 am
    The Different Types Of Sex | Don’t Ask GrahameGDG So this weird little creep asked how many different types of sex there are so I answered his question, well, kind of. I don’t really understand why he was asking this but the best explaination I could come up with was that he is a sexually deprived weirdo, whos balls were probably at bursting point, trying to think of ways to get girls to have sex with him. Now I get it, some people can’t get laid no matter how hard they try but give it a rest son. Wanking isn’t that bad, it’s actually pretty good if you think…
  • How To Have Sex For The First Time

    GrahameGDG
    19 Nov 2014 | 12:30 pm
    How To Have Sex For The First Time Step By Step | GrahameGDG Thought I would share some of my expert sex knowledge for you guys to help you out when you’re being all shit and crap at it. I usually charge for this kind of training but I was thinking, I need to share what I know so to help make the world a better place. Basically the idea came about because I watched some video of a policeman stopping traffic so that a mother duck and her little duckling babies could cross the road. That might sound weird it’s not, here’s my train of thought. Ok so he was going out of his way…
  • Happy Halloween Everyone!

    GrahameGDG
    31 Oct 2014 | 2:23 am
    So this picture happened by accident, we would have done it anyway but turned out it was Halloween the day after we took it which was lucky coz I had something to throw into my Happy Halloween Everyone blog post! So uh…yeah… Happy Halloween Everyone I hope you all have a suitably spooky evening ahead of you! Whether it’s watching the exorcist or just a quiet night out on the rape. Or for the ladies, have fun getting drunk as a slutty zombie, a slutty dead nurse, a slutty dead soldier, a slutty vampire or of course a slutty dead school girl. I went to a Halloween party last…
  • How To Become Famous On Youtube

    GrahameGDG
    29 Oct 2014 | 4:02 pm
    How To Become Famous On Youtube / Youtube Famous | GrahameGDG When I was a kid, granted it was a long time ago, I wanted to be a fireman. Lots of my friends wanted to be astronauts and policemen. Seems to me that every 12 year old kids dream these day’s is to become pewdiepie. What the hell happened to the world? Don’t get me wrong I think Pewdiepie seems like a stand up chap and he’s pretty funny. His mysterious and exotic accent is extremely sexy. His hair, his hair, falls perfectly without him trying. You get the idea. But kids these days seem to think that being a minor…
  • My New Band

    GrahameGDG
    26 Oct 2014 | 2:30 pm
    So for those of you who haven’t heard I have started killer a new band called The Devils Of Sodomy. We’re a 3 piece goth-death-industrial-metal-rock-core-grunge band. Our inspirations are My Chemical Romance (omg! love MCR 4 life), Fall Out Boy, Black Veil Brides and The Jackson 5. Our new 13 track album is coming out soon, it’s called “I cut my heart on the razorblade of your love” and will feature such tracks as: 1. Intro (break her in) 2. Shit on my chest like I paid you to 3. I want the tear drops of my love on your face 4. Coffins and vampire bat eggs 5.
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    Do You Remember

  • It Happened Today — December 18

    Do You Remember
    17 Dec 2014 | 9:01 pm
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  • It Happened Today — December 17

    Do You Remember
    16 Dec 2014 | 10:23 pm
    Post written by Do You RememberThe post It Happened Today — December 17 appeared first on Do You Remember.
  • It Happened Today — December 16

    Do You Remember
    16 Dec 2014 | 2:17 am
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  • Why Mom Was Right About Dick Van Dyke

    Do You Remember
    15 Dec 2014 | 7:10 am
    Beginning today, DoYouRemember celebrates the holidays with 12 Days of Retro Christmas, a series paying tribute to a dozen “gifts” to pop culture. Each day, we will shine a spotlight on a performer who was born or an artwork that premiered on that date. We begin our series with a salute to one of Hollywood’s favorite funnymen, Dick Van Dyke.  Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke. SEE ALSO: Mary Tyler Moore Made it After All Few actors have captured our hearts decade after decade quite like Dick Van Dyke, who today celebrates his 88th birthday. He’s remained the same charmingly goofy,…
  • Weird Christmas Traditions From Around the World

    Dre Weston
    15 Dec 2014 | 7:08 am
    All Christmas celebrations are not created equal. Depending on where you spend the holiday, you might encounter certain rituals, some of which are rather strange, which go far beyond sitting around a burning digital Yule log (that kind of ridiculous behavior only happens in America). If far-flung travel is in your future this holiday season, it’s time you wised up to these weird Christmas traditions from around the world.  SEE ALSO: 16 Best Versions of “The Christmas Song” Roller Derby, Venezuela Police officers close off the streets of Caracas on Christmas Eve to allow people to…
 
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    WorthAShare.com

  • What Not To Buy People For Christmas [Infographic]

    Jade Waddy
    11 Dec 2014 | 5:55 am
    So Christmas is almost here and we’re getting ready for the chilly weather and that all important Christmas holiday. But many of you won’t have bought all of your presents yet and that’s terrible. But don’t worry as below is a cool infographic by Boxman showing you what you should not be buying for Christmas according to latest statistics. No more socks and shower gel, please!  Source: Array
  • These Animals Really Hate Bathtime

    Jade Waddy
    24 Nov 2014 | 7:42 am
    Do you remember when you were little, most of us hated having a bath if it didn’t involve bubble beards or rubber duckies? The same happens to animals, as you can see from these rather depressing but hilarious photos of animals hating bathtime. RedditAugieDoggyImgurInstructablesIheartferretsUpcomingViral SquidHumorSharingWildlife AmbulanceDistractifyWorld Bird SanctuaryFlickrReptileRadioLackColour Source: Array
  • Age Of Ultron – How It Should Have Ended

    Jade Waddy
    4 Nov 2014 | 5:45 am
    Some of you may have seen the latest trailers from MARVEL showing us the power of Ultron. However… The guys at “How It Should Have Ended” feel as if this could have ended on a lighter note, it’s just a shame that Ultron sounds permanently scary. Watch the video, it’ll make sense. Source: Array
  • Food Porn – Wedding Cakes

    Jade Waddy
    17 Sep 2014 | 3:26 am
    Your wedding day can be defined by the cake you have, it’s a perfect representation of your love for each other and both of your tastes all rolled into one. If you have a smaller cake then you’re probably quite a conservative couple who wants a simple wedding, whereas a large elaborate cake suggests that you’re a very bold couple who are adventurous! If you’re stuck on which cake to get, here is some inspiration to help you out (all images here have been taken from the Hitched India Wedding Cake Inspiration…
  • David’s Story – His Unfortunate Death Caught On Camera

    Jade Waddy
    10 Sep 2014 | 4:32 am
    This is the story of David. He was an avid motorcyclist with a passion for life. This video shows his final moments as his mother explains his story. This video was made as part of a road safety campaign and so far has been seen by over 11 million people. Remember to “Think Bike” when you’re driving, it saves lives. WARNING: Do not watch this video if you’re of a nervous disposition, it’s very emotional. Source: Array
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    David Beckham Comics - Home

  • 8Th Day Of Man's Creation Revealed!

    17 Dec 2014 | 1:10 pm
    In the wake of the demise of mankind through Galactic Gus an eighth day of creation is revealed or is it? Join the Big-G and her favorite Archangel Gabi in Heaven, as they ponder dark deep secrets!
  • Flying Surfboard Saves Devill From Blow-Job

    16 Dec 2014 | 9:55 am
    Silver-Skinned guy crashes Angelo Devill and Delilah's party after being punched half way across the globe by Fantastic Bore's Thong as Kebap-Heaven returns!
  • Cabman America Makes Baron Zeemo Pay The Price

    10 Dec 2014 | 11:48 am
    Baron Zeemo has just moved in and Cabman America wants to drive him out before Zeemo can sit long enough for his couch to get butt-warmth from sitting! Will it be easy or as tough as keeping trim on a diet of burgers and fried food? Find out in this week's exciting episode of Cabman America!!
  • Cabman America Collides With Zeemo This Wednesday!

    8 Dec 2014 | 2:03 pm
    With the Red Skol now driven out of town you'd think that Cabman America would have the time to take a breather, but what's this? Another evil menace is out to make the city and other things unsafe! Find out what happens this Wednesday as Baron Zeemo hits the streets!!
  • Portrait Of A Sadist As A Young Thong

    8 Dec 2014 | 5:57 am
    Zhou Storm reacts after the Thong punches the silver-skinned herald of Galactic-Gus to smithereens as the Fantastic Bores confrontation with Galactic Gus continues!
 
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    Above Average

  • TO WHOEVER KEEPS STEALING MY BABY JESUS

    Above Average
    18 Dec 2014 | 7:00 am
  • Vague Facebook Posts: Is This You?

    Above Average
    18 Dec 2014 | 5:15 am
    Congress investigates why people post vague status updates on Facebook.
  • Vanessa Bayer Read A Letter From Fred Armisen On “Late Night”

    Above Average
    17 Dec 2014 | 9:54 am
    Our pal (and Janessa Slater look-alike) Vanessa Bayer visited her old friend Seth last night, and brought along a letter from Fred Armisen to read. She also talked about old times, Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy, and Bloomers–aka America’s first collegiate all-female sketch comedy and musical parody troupe. Whew. Watch:
  • Amy Adams: SNL Host & One Direction Fanatic

    Above Average
    17 Dec 2014 | 9:48 am
    Ah, there’s nothing like Christmas at Rockefeller Center. Watch Amy and Taran celebrate the joyful season by snapping a selfie and frolicking in the “snow.” Tune in to SNL on December 20th at 11:30pm.
  • Eliot Glazer “Comedian and Bad Jew” Makes Hannukah Gelt

    Above Average
    17 Dec 2014 | 9:00 am
    Our friends over at Vice’s tasty video series, Munchies, had Eliot Glazer demonstrate how to make Dark Chocolate Hanukkah Gelt.  Eliot puts together a good looking plate of edible chocolate currency with panache: “I love painting gelt gold because it reminds us Jews that money is the most important thing in life.” Watch for the jokes, stay for the link to the recipe. Nom! This is only one part of Munchies’ Hanukkah Spectacular, so keep watchin’!
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    The Life Lessonbook

  • I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Maybe)

    Dustin
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:14 am
    NOTE: This will be the last post of 2014 since the next two Wednesdays fall on Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve. See you in 2015! When you live in Ohio, going to college in Florida is great because you get go to the beach every weekend while everyone at home is freezing their buns off. What’s not so great is the fact that Florida is far away from Ohio, and you’re in college, which means you don’t always have the best car for a 15-hour drive. Usually everything works out fine. But sometimes Screeeeaaaaeaeaeeee… When you’re driving down an empty Kentucky highway at midnight…
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

    Dustin
    10 Dec 2014 | 3:48 am
    Deserae recently shared five pictures of our home decorated for Christmas on Facebook with the one-sentence caption “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Brady house!! :)” The pictures currently have 56 likes, which is about 53 more than this post will get. I can see why. The pictures make our home look perfect. I could see them being featured in a magazine with the caption, “Awwwww,” alongside a newlywed couple kissing under mistletoe with their Goldendoodle puppy sitting nearby looking embarrassed. As someone who was there, I feel obligated to share a…
  • Writing Is the Worst

    Dustin
    3 Dec 2014 | 4:13 am
    I hate writing. I know that may seem hard to believe because you’re reading this on a blog that I write for zero dollars, but trust me, I haaaaaaaate writing. I hate writing so much that I will do literally anything to avoid it. On Friday, I had the whole day to myself. My only goal was to finish this blog a couple days early. Instead, I replaced the laundry room faucet – a job that I’d been putting off for two years. This morning, I vacuumed our room. That didn’t take very long, so I also cleaned the kitchen. (As you may have guessed, Deserae is a big fan of my writing process.)…
  • Black Friday Is for Suckers

    Dustin
    26 Nov 2014 | 3:39 am
    If you’re still on the fence about hitting the stores on Black Friday Eve (Or “Thanksgiving,” as some insist on calling it), read about my experience for a shove in the right direction. As a newly married couple, Deserae and I got off to a great start. We had a beautiful apartment, a tan from an amazing honeymoon and enough love to last for a lifetime. By the time November rolled around, we lacked only one thing – a gigantic TV. I mean, we technically owned a hand-me-down tube TV that “worked,” but no one could expect us to survive on that for long, right? We held out as long as…
  • The Losers (Or Why I Still Root for the Browns)

    Dustin
    19 Nov 2014 | 4:25 am
    I’ve lived in Cleveland my whole life, which means I root for the Cleveland Browns. This is unfortunate, because the last time the Browns did anything good, I was three years old and really into Winnie the Pooh. So why root for the Browns? Nobody comes to the door on Sundays to check if you’re cheering. This is America, and you’re allowed to turn the TV off or even root for a team that occasionally wins. After watching another horrific Browns loss on Sunday, I started thinking about why I even care about this team. And then I thought about my own football career. My football career was…
 
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    Hipblow

  • This is Hipstory! Iconic World Leaders Drawned as Hipsters by Amit Shimoni

    HipBlow
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:14 pm
    They were true leaders before it was "cool". Amit Shimoni created this series called "Hipstory" in which he "portrayed" icons like Gandhi, Che Guevara and Kennedy like total Hipsters. These look pretty amazing but perhaps it's the perfect mix between history and modern pop culture...The post This is Hipstory! Iconic World Leaders Drawned as Hipsters by Amit Shimoni appeared first on Hipblow.
  • This Uplifting Clip Show Us What We Googled the Most in 2014

    HipBlow
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:02 pm
    We are used when the year is ending that Google give us a short video with all the highlights, popular tendencies and what we googled the most in 2014. So, Don’t miss this 90 seconds video that may inspire you to start 2015 with the best energies and hopes. Thanks again, Google…The post This Uplifting Clip Show Us What We Googled the Most in 2014 appeared first on Hipblow.
  • INFOGRAPHIC: The Complete Guide to Dealing With Hangovers!

    HipBlow
    16 Dec 2014 | 2:17 pm
    Hangovers are terrible, they can ruin all the fun you had the night before and everyone end ups saying "this is the last time". But, it's never the last time if you love to party. Well, what if I tell you that you can kill and even prevent this annoying punishment? All you have to do is check this amazing guide made by greatist.com giving us the answers to fight Hangovers...The post INFOGRAPHIC: The Complete Guide to Dealing With Hangovers! appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Check Out These Awesome DC Comics’ Movie Posters Variant Covers!

    HipBlow
    16 Dec 2014 | 1:56 pm
    DC Comics is launching a new collection of variant covers in March, and they’re all about remarkable and iconic movie posters...The post Check Out These Awesome DC Comics’ Movie Posters Variant Covers! appeared first on Hipblow.
  • These Vintage Christmas Ads are Way Too Awkard!

    HipBlow
    15 Dec 2014 | 2:50 pm
    The advertisement from the past was notable for the cheesy slogans, weird pictures and bizarre anti-feminism messages. This time all this elements will come together once again but with a Christmas twist. Trust me, this is gonna get weird with these awkward Vintage Christmas Ads! Source: www.viralnova.com “Make your wife the reason Don’s sleeping on […]The post These Vintage Christmas Ads are Way Too Awkard! appeared first on Hipblow.
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    RhymeZone Forums

  • understanding

    Idyllicstar
    17 Dec 2014 | 3:14 pm
    Im asking you to be understanding But you seem to feel thats being too demanding Im not asking the impossible for you sit while standing And if it seems as if im coming off as being to commanding Ask yourself this Can you fly a one winged plane in have a perfect landing? Just be simple to understand the understanding.
  • Aspirations

    AnotherHumanBeing
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:22 am
    The fire pours like rain The lake drenched in coal The man who sought riches Ended up with no more And along the lake, the man quivers and shakes As he looks at the fiery skies That looks awake
  • How many different rhyme sounds are there?

    LayerLapse
    17 Dec 2014 | 7:55 am
    how many rhyme sounds are there in English? Is there anything like rhymezone for other languages?
  • Hero

    Jalin22
    16 Dec 2014 | 9:05 pm
    Don't save her She don't wanna be Saved Heart cold as ice ... She don't wanna get Played- Once had a man who she Loved... But when he got mad, he'd Swing & from her mouth fell Blood...; Every since then she's had a hate for Men Made sure that her emotions stayed paper Thin- Made sure she'd never have to wait for Them Made sure she kept her body nice like bait for Them; So whenever a brother tries to Snag She kills him with the same backstabbing knife that was left in her OWN Body Bag...
  • Vibes

    Jalin22
    16 Dec 2014 | 8:52 pm
    I see your body language My eyes love the Conversation Straight to the point ... Lil boys only use Abbreviations; Poetic pastor I preach these words to the Congregation Built my rep, ground up, from the ceiling to the Basement- That's ill... Murder the paper with my pin, it's a Thrill Heart, mind and Soul A triple threat like a Mill; Can I get your Number? Heat flash I wanna be your man, that's the naked Truth Reveal what's been hiding all winter, Miss Summer
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    Dubious Knowledge Institute

  • 20 (Suspicious Yet Mildly Useful) Facts About Nebraska

    dvanoss
    16 Dec 2014 | 2:00 am
    If you’ve been dying to know where Kool-Aid and the Rueben sandwich came from, or that Blue Chalcedony is not just a great name for Prog Jazz band, read on. 1 Official Motto: “Equality before the law.” Unofficial Motto: “You Can Legally Drive 75 Here.” 2 The goldenrod was declared the state flower on April 4, 1895 by 75 allergic and violently sneezing State Congressmen. 3 At one time, Nebraska was called “The Great American Desert”. Now it’s called “The Great American Desert With A Cabela’s In The Middle.” 4 The Lied Jungle in Omaha is the…
  • QUIZ: Handbag Brand or Italian Race Car Driver?

    dvanoss
    15 Dec 2014 | 6:14 am
    The post QUIZ: Handbag Brand or Italian Race Car Driver? appeared first on Dubious Knowledge Institute.
  • All About Bach: Part 3 (Attack of the Johanns)

    dvanoss
    9 Dec 2014 | 1:19 pm
    Things were going pretty well for Bach in 1720, considering most of the toilets were still outside and iPhones only had 1 inch screens. But then, tragically, Bach’s first wife died while he was on a trip to Carlsbad (not the one with the caverns.) He wasted no time getting his mojo back, however, as he married Anna Magdalena Wilcke the following year, who, although she had the kind of name you had to spell out when asking for restaurant reservations, was a gifted soprano. She was also 17 years younger than Bach, which probably puckered the powdered eyebrows of the local aristocracy, and…
  • 6 Christmas Decorating Styles To Avoid

    dvanoss
    2 Dec 2014 | 10:15 am
    One of the unspoken rules of home ownership, such as “never shovel your snow into your neighbor’s open car window”, is that you must decorate your yard every holiday season. For most of us, this consists of tastefully hanging a string of icicle lights over the garage door while sacrificing a few extremities to the sub-zero weather. However, some of you may be tempted to take it to the next level this year, so we’re providing a helpful guide to 6 types of decoration styles you may want to avoid in order to keep your neighbors and save your marriage. 1 Tossers These decorators just…
  • Black Friday Survival Guide for Men

    dvanoss
    25 Nov 2014 | 2:00 am
    How do we even speak of this day, this one day of the year where Shopping rules all, where even time bends and even stops according to Its will, as shoppers, drone-like, emerge from their homes at 12:01 am and stream to The Mall in long, chugging lines of light-blue minivans. You will huddle in your bed, Male Non-Shopper, in your faded Sammy Hagar t-shirt, while the sound of rending coupons, overturned carts and barking shoppers rings in the streets. Pull the covers over your head, for this day does not exist for you. Avert your eyes, for rabid discount shoppers, fully fitted for battle, are…
 
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    The Name's Ponyboy

  • I Like These (34)

    ponyboy
    18 Dec 2014 | 6:30 am
    I watched Harold and Kumar’s Christmas movie last night and it was pretty good. NPH’s part was awesome! If you haven’t seen it check it out, it’s funny. The post I Like These (34) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Best Boobs 2014 – Cast Your Vote!

    ponyboy
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:00 pm
      Here we go again, this time we’re moving north from the humps down below to those bra busters everyone can appreciate.  I gathered 15 of the best boob pics I’ve collected this year and now it’s up to you to vote on who’s packing the best.  Remember a 5 is the best and a 0 is the worst.  Let’s go… 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 543210 The post Best Boobs 2014 – Cast Your Vote! appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • I Like These (33)

    ponyboy
    17 Dec 2014 | 6:30 am
    If I had a million dollars I think I’d go to Oahu for a long weekend. The post I Like These (33) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Christmas Win

    ponyboy
    16 Dec 2014 | 12:00 pm
    The season of joy and happiness often produces some great moments that are captured on film or memory cards.  Check out this collection of great moments of Christmas past. The post Christmas Win appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Dual Tank Drink Backpack

    ponyboy
    16 Dec 2014 | 10:00 am
    Here’s another gift idea for the party animal in your family.  The Dual Tank Drink Backpack is perfect for tailgating, ice breakers at house parties and anywhere else you want to get the party going.  Fill one side with Jungle Juice and the other straight tequila and just hover around groups of girls.  This thing would make Christmas Eve with your family so much better. via   The post Dual Tank Drink Backpack appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
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    Winston's Random Musings

  • An unscientific look at Singapore hawker stall signboards

    Winston Chong
    30 Nov 2014 | 7:13 am
    Singapore is without a doubt, a food paradise offering all kinds of cuisine to suit your palate. And our hawker centres are a good source for meals and snacks at affordable prices...at least for now.Rather than joining the battalion of food bloggers and critique on the dishes, let me instead discuss the various types of stall signboards for a change. Needless to say, these signboards have absolutely no bearings to the food they serve, nor should you draw any conclusion for that matter. Click to read moreType 1 - Menu signboard   One of the most common types of signboard you will see at…
  • This Singapore nerd's musings on himself (part 5)

    Winston Chong
    21 Nov 2014 | 1:29 am
    I was conned into buying five work shirts during my recent trip to Seoul but I was too embarrassed to admit. The swindlers were so smooth that I was sold even without them speaking a word! Hey people! Don't be like me. Remember that clothes worn by the mannequins will definitely look 10 times better than you can ever pull off. *****Seven years can be a long time and I'm at the fork of the road to either continue with what I'm having or ditch the old and embrace the new. Hence I decided to step out and look at what the market has to offer and bought a new bolster.*****The Missus kept…
  • Words of Wisdom (Part 3)

    Winston Chong
    19 Nov 2014 | 7:19 am
    Here are my lines for today. Why do I bother standing in line every morning at the train station to reach my workstation just to clear my projects before my deadline? Why am I asked to think out of the box but never to cross the line? Am I destined to be stuck in this production line in my life until I reach my finishing line? I tried calling the helpline for answers but it was offline. The bottom line is that I'm gonna get lines around my eyes and forehead sooner than later. I might as well acquire laugh lines along the way.*****Instagrope:the act by your friend to forcefully take your…
  • Master post - Words of Wisdom

    Winston Chong
    19 Nov 2014 | 7:17 am
    Part 3Part 2Part 1
  • Pinned post: What you WOULDN'T find in this blog

    Winston Chong
    27 Oct 2014 | 6:45 am
    1. Porn: there are loads of online sexperts providing an excellent hand-y job in this area already.  2. Personal porn: you can have a ball of a time elsewhere ogling at female bloggers slash model slash actress slash race queen providing revealing selfies. No need for this nerd to pimp himself.3. Food porn: I don't own a DSLR nor do I get to eat for free. iEat, iBurp, iShit. 4. Word porn: I find scolding jerks using vulgarities or genitalia a lazy cop-out. There are far more flowery words to choose to insult someone with greater effect.5. Social porn: no inspirational quotes or…
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    Funny Lifestyle & Relationship Blog With A Snarky Twist: MelanysGuydlines - Melanys Guydlines

  • Tis’ the Season To Shop! Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2014 PART II

    Melany
    9 Dec 2014 | 4:25 pm
    What did you think of the first part to the gift guide? I thought so? So, now you are pruned and need to get moving out of that hot tub! Time is a wasting and you have places to go and people to impress. Grab the Good Earth Beauty Exclusive products from the natural online beauty and grooming retailer Good Earth Beauty  and get yourself scrubbed and prepped for the evening from their shampoos to body washes so that you can smell like heaven. My two favs are the lip scrub which I could definitely eat – it smells that... Continue Reading
  • Tis’ the Season To Shop! Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2014 PART I

    Melany
    4 Dec 2014 | 12:19 pm
    In the spirit of the shopping madness that has become more important to some people than turkey stuffing or football, without further adieu let me present you with my snarky shopping guide. Currently, I am in the process of moving, remodeling my new place, running this blog, and I think I feel a sniffle but I always have time to stay snarky and present you with the coolest products and events that come across my laptop. Plus, I love to shop and am a total product nut so it is not too difficult to do. This year is a bit... Continue Reading
  • The Dumbest, Smart Place in the World: The Curse Of Levi’s Stadium

    Melany
    29 Nov 2014 | 8:44 am
    I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and enjoyed family, friends, turkey and football! I did but had an experience that I need to share with you because it was too funny not to write about. Here are my tips for the next time you attend a football game on Thanksgiving Day anywhere in the US but especially at Levi’s Stadium in aka the home of the San Francisco 49ers. TIP 1 – When going to the new Levi’s Stadium to watch the SF 49ers play (get beat up) on Thanksgiving day, make sure you take a bus and... Continue Reading
  • Don’t Be A Turkey: Vote For Me!

    Melany
    26 Nov 2014 | 9:17 pm
    This year has been absolutely insane for MelanysGuydlines. I can not thank you all enough for supporting me through this snarky journey! It is a labor of love, a lot of hard work, very little sleep and I need an assistant BUT it is all worth it! I mean really  – THANK YOU to all of those that support and those who don’t, what is wrong with you? Don’t worry, I know you will need me sooner or later. I mean, I need new haters because they all like me now. Is that snarky enough for you? I need new... Continue Reading
  • Win Official Lucky Star from International Star Registry ® : 2 Winners, $110 Value

    Melany
    19 Nov 2014 | 2:01 pm
    It is that time of year where we are all scrambling to find the perfect gift. Of course, you could buy someone flowers or give them chocolate but why not go to the extra mile? Like all the way to the Cosmos in our galaxy better known as the Milky Way. I mean – how cool is that? Did you know that you could officially name a star? The International Star Registry ® can make this dream come true for you. All I had to do when naming my star was decide on the name. This could be anyone –... Continue Reading
 
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    Welcome to The Midside

  • The Sacred Cow Edition

    themidside
    15 Dec 2014 | 10:24 pm
    Don’t have a cow, man. We’re just skewering some of your favorite things. How’s that different from any other episode? Listen to us discuss the Sony “leak,” the ending of The Dark Knight Rises, the 12 Monkeys TV series, and more and you’ll see that it’s not. We just like to give these things themes to create the illusion of progress.
  • The Mockingjay Edition

    themidside
    9 Dec 2014 | 8:54 pm
    In this episode, we goofballs defend Katniss Everdeen with one hand and deliver another bitchslap to “feminism” with the other. We also provide updates on popular Midside subjects Zack Snyder and Lena Dunham. Basically, one is going to make women look very good (wondrous even) while the other is doing…not that. End of story.
  • The Code of Conduct Edition

    themidside
    4 Dec 2014 | 12:50 pm
    During Dan,iel’s first episode donning hosting duties, we weren’t sure how to address Ferguson (the town, not Clarissa’s little brother). Luckily, one blogger defined our Code of Conduct for us…Schrodinger’s Privilege. Also, don’t worry, Justin rants about The Walking Dead mid-season finale.
  • Snyder Series: Watchmen

    themidside
    24 Nov 2014 | 7:53 pm
    We watch the Watchmen. You listen to the Midside men. In this entry in our special “Snyder Series,” we discuss everything Zack Snyder did to redeem the depressing graphic novel Watchmen when he made his movie adaptation. Just remember, the penis is not the point.
  • The Faceless Edition

    themidside
    18 Nov 2014 | 7:23 am
    Like John Cena, you can’t see us. We record this podcast from behind our computers. But, unlike the 50 other people on the internet, you know who we are. We discuss what facelessness means for many of our culture’s favorite causes. Also, in TV with JML, we further consider the Romantic/Naturalistic stylistic balance on The Walking Dead.
 
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    Funny Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes | Short Real Inspiring Stories

  • “Every Skill has a Cultivated Reasoning for Demand.”- Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes on payment

    Malenadu
    12 Dec 2014 | 12:50 am
    The balding middle-aged man asked his barber, "Why do I have to pay full price for a haircut -- there's so little of it."        "Well," said the barber, "actually I only charge a little for cutting it. What you're paying for mostly is my time searching for it."Related Keywords- Very Funny Jokes in Barber Shop, Funniest stories on payment, Crazy Comedy on full price, Joke on cutting hair, Haircut Humor Comedy, Quotes on Skillset, Skills in Resume Cartoon
  • “Mistakes are usually Impossible in Real Nature.”- Quote, Joke, Cartoon on Nonsense

    Malenadu
    8 Dec 2014 | 9:55 pm
    A man at the airline counter tells the rep. “I’d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London.The rep says, “I’m sorry sir. We can’t do that.”The man replied: Nonsense. That is what you did last time I flew with you.Related Keywords- Very Funny Jokes in airline counter, Funniest stories on baggage, Crazy Comic on nonsense, Joke on repeating mistake, Counters Humor Comedy, Quotes on Impossible, Learning Cartoon
  • “Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.”- Cartoons, Quotes, Jokes on Conclusion

    Malenadu
    3 Dec 2014 | 11:15 pm
    A lecturer in a Medical college, famous for his high regard for social values, was lecturing the students on the harms of alcohol. To demonstrate its adverse effect on the human nervous system, he took a worm and dropped it into a bowl of gin and tonic. The worm wriggled around for a few minutes, gave a few convulsive twitches and died."So what can you conclude from it?", asked the lecturer, expecting that the answer is too obvious."Yes", came a voice from the back, "if you have got worms in your stomach, drink alcohol.Related Keywords- Very Funny Jokes in Medical Class, Funniest…
  • “Sale acquires every action of the Representative.”- Cartoon, Quote, Joke on Sales Rep

    Malenadu
    1 Dec 2014 | 10:50 pm
    Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to…
  • “Only Evidence can make to impossible.”-Quotes, Jokes, Cartoons on Politics

    Malenadu
    30 Nov 2014 | 9:29 am
    You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally,…
 
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    ghantagiri.com

  • How Weird News Get Made

    QRator
    13 Dec 2014 | 12:50 am
    “Talk about a potty mouth,” jokes the New York Post. Jade Sylvester can’t stop eating toilet paper, and this is her story #ghantagiri | www.ghantagiri.com
  • Britain’s Hottest New Bar Is Inside a Public Bathroom

    QRator
    13 Dec 2014 | 12:24 am
    A brilliant entrepreneur will debut a high-end, magical-sounding cocktail bar that just so happens to be located inside an old underground public restroom in trendy North West London. It's called Ladies and Gentlemen, of course, and while the grand reveal hasn't gone down just yet, the space is apparently a beauty to look at, with lovely, pre-WWII marble mosaic flooring and arched beams throughout #ghantagiri | www.ghantagiri.com
  • French inventor claims his pills make farts smell like chocolate

    QRator
    26 Nov 2014 | 10:51 pm
    Christian Poincheval is a 65-year-old French inventor who has dedicated the past eight years of his life to making farts smell better. He claims that his Lutin Malin — which translates to "crafty imp" — line of pills ease digestion and "perfume" farts into smelling like roses or violets. #ghantagiri | www.ghantagiri.com
  • 99 iPhones not enough to sway Chinese girl-friend

    QRator
    12 Nov 2014 | 12:19 am
    A man from Guangzhou, China wanted to ditch his bachelor status for Singles Day, a Chinese holiday observed on Nov. 11 that encourages single people to mingle. The desperata suitor purchased 99 iPhone 6s and arranged the phones in the shape of a heart #ghantagiri | www.ghantagiri.com
  • BUY NOW! Sachin Tendulkar: Playing it My Way – My Autobiography

    QRator
    8 Nov 2014 | 1:42 pm
    BUY NOW! Sachin Tendulkar: #ghantagiri | www.ghantagiri.com
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    GiGi Eats Celebrities

  • How To Find Love On The Streets Of Los Angeles

    GiGi
    16 Dec 2014 | 5:48 am
    People typically move to Los Angeles for one of two things (or perhaps both?)… Thing # 1: To be “discovered” by a big named casting director as he or she pulverize a thick and greasy double cheeseburger with his/her teeth at Dave & Busters, while tossing balls at Down The Clown in order to win the “super bonus”. Thing # 2: To find [insert hot male/female celebrity name here], kidnap him/her, lock him/her in their barred-up, dimly-lit basement studio apartment nestled between [Read On!]
  • I Found My Doppelganger

    GiGi
    9 Dec 2014 | 5:13 am
    Way back when, people used to mistaken me for one of the Olsen twins (true story). Now a days, people think I look a tad bit like Gwyneth Paltrow and/or Kelly Ripa. And oddly enough, I have heard countless times, that I look identical to Amy Smart, when you turn her head upside down and cover her eyes…? Well, while I have been chased down for autographs on more than a few occasions (apparently I am more Ashley than Mary-Kate), I [Read On!]
  • Calorie-Free Punishment

    GiGi
    2 Dec 2014 | 5:13 am
    Want to play a game… [I was totally going to insert a photo of that CREEPY ASS CHARACTER from the movie SAW but I just can’t… It gives me the WILLIES! If you want to know what I am talking about, CLICK HERE] Any who… One of the below photos… Is not quite like the other… Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Exhibit: C:  Why yes, immediately you will notice Exhibit C has dark brown/black hair and piercing blue eyes… But otherwise, [Read On!]
  • Maria Menounos, Thank You!

    GiGi
    25 Nov 2014 | 6:48 am
    We should all really be thankful every single day of our lives… However Thanksgiving week tends to bring out the thankfulness in even the deadliest of hippos… That being said… I just want to take a minute to appreciate a few things* I feel as though I have been taking for granted lately…. So thank you… EGGPLANT for… Being a silky smooth “operator” and taking a page from the Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger’s book and morphing into lasagna noodles for all those paleo, gluten-free, [Read On!]
  • Cozy Up With A Bowl of Johnny Depp

    GiGi
    18 Nov 2014 | 5:17 am
    We all have fantasies, am I right? Some of us want to run a marathon in under a two hours… Others want to feed their signature recipes to Al Roker as he reports the weather on the Today Show… While a select few of us want to go sledding down a frozen cloud, splashing into a hot spring filled with Ryan Gosling and Reynolds clones… Only to be immediately served some sizzling salmon skin by Eric Winter in gonad squeezers… Oh, [Read On!]
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    PMSLweb

  • Funny Football pictures – The best of football humor

    FROZ
    18 Dec 2014 | 6:46 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersFunny Football pictures – The most popular sport on the face of the planet is indisputably football (aka soccer for those who refer to it that way) with over 3.5 billion fans. The latter stands tall on the first step of the podium, in front of cricket (2.5 billion) and field hockey (2 billion). As far as the teams themselves are concerned, as of December 18th 2014, the top 10 ranking is as follows: - Germany : 1725 points - Argentina : 1538 points - Colombia : 1450 points - Belgium : 1417 points - Netherlands : 1374 points - Brazil :…
  • Funny Wednesday –Hump day laughter time coming up

    FROZ
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:53 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersFunny Wednesday – This time next week, those of you who celebrate Christmas will most probably be seeing to the last minute details and shopping, and in the case where you’re the one receiving, the time will have came to give that kitchen check-list a last peep and kick-start the evening feast preparations. In the meantime though, one last hump day will challenge you, and in order to make the most of it, a few giggles should turn out to be a must. Wishing you a smile-packed PMSLweb moment! This post Funny Wednesday –Hump day…
  • Sarcastic humor – A witty collection of funnies

    FROZ
    16 Dec 2014 | 4:08 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersSarcastic humor – These days, may it be in the workplace or elsewhere, sarcasm seems to have became an unavoidable and crucial way of making it through the day or specific situations without undergoing too much collateral damage. Since sarcastic picture collections are amongst our pet peeves, today, we’ve decided to treat you to a new selection of wicked funnies. Wishing you a sardonic PMSLweb moment! This post Sarcastic humor – A witty collection of funnies appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Monday PMSL – A funny new week gallery

    FROZ
    15 Dec 2014 | 2:06 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersMonday PMSL – With only a week to go, before officially entering the end of the year holiday zone for many of you, the general mood for the upcoming week, could turn out to be an interesting blend of lightheartedness and goodwill , topped up by a certain impatience. In order to help you make it through the handful of remaining business days on the yearly calendar, here’s our Monday selection of funnies. Wishing you a joyful PMSLweb moment! This post Monday PMSL – A funny new week gallery appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the…
  • TGIF funnies – A last waltz before the weekend

    FROZ
    12 Dec 2014 | 8:46 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersTGIF funnies – Kick starting the weekend with a little twist in your hilarity often turns out to be a pretty good plan; so for those of you who tend to agree, please allow us to submit to your appreciation our selection of Friday funnies. Don’t be shy, and let us tempt you… Wishing you a crazy PMSLweb moment! This post TGIF funnies – A last waltz before the weekend appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
 
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    dailypotatonews.com

  • Study shows that polar bears do not actually prefer Coca-Cola products

    dailypotatonews
    9 Dec 2014 | 1:44 pm
    Contrary to Coca-Cola’s popular commercials, a recent study demonstrated that polar bears actually prefer fresh blood from a recent kill to a bottle of Coke. After presenting the polar bears with either an injured seal or a refreshing bottle of... Read More ›
  • ISIS apologizes to US, pushes for 17.5th Peace Amendment

    dailypotatonews
    23 Sep 2014 | 10:50 am
    Due to the recent US airstrikes against the Islamic State of Iraq and Al Sham (ISIS), terrorist leader, Abu al-Baghdadi, recently apologized to the United States with an official apology letter and a fruitcake. Although Obama has yet to speak about this apology,... Read More ›
  • Archaeologist finds fossils dating back at least 40 years

    dailypotatonews
    22 Sep 2014 | 11:36 am
    Archeologist Justin Cramer recently discovered a set of fossils which were reportedly not really underground, but sitting under a pile of leaves in his backyard. Although Cramer is unable to identify the origin of these fossils, he believes that they are... Read More ›
  • Teenagers and texting: A guide for parents

    dailypotatonews
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:23 pm
    As depicted in the image above, parents know very little when it comes to their children and texting. In order to help better understand your children, please refer to the following information about texting: Texting has become the main source of... Read More ›
  • Catcher keeps signaling ‘I love you’ to pitcher

    dailypotatonews
    17 Sep 2014 | 1:31 pm
    As stated by The Onion, Orioles rookie catcher, Caleb Joseph, continues to signal “I love you” to pitcher Chris Tillman. Joseph told sources, “I just love him so much and I get to tell him like 200 times a game.... Read More ›
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    WordPress.com News

  • Editors’ Picks of the Year: Notable Reads on WordPress.com

    Cheri Lucas Rowlands
    17 Dec 2014 | 9:00 am
    Our editors dove into the archives to resurface top posts published on WordPress.com this year, from personal essays to comics, and photography to fiction. Here’s a glimpse of what you published — and what the community especially loved — in 2014. “Ever Wished That Calvin and Hobbes Creator Bill Watterson Would Return to the Comics Page? Well, He Just Did,” Stephan Pastis, Pearls Before Swine “Bill Watterson is the Bigfoot of cartooning,” writes comic artist Stephan Pastis of the legendary Calvin and Hobbes creator. This summer, Pastis collaborated…
  • Field Notes: BlogHer PRO 2014

    Cheri Lucas Rowlands
    17 Dec 2014 | 6:00 am
    Automatticians, the people who build WordPress.com, participate in events and projects around the world every day. Periodically, they report back on the exciting things they do when not in front of a computer — from talking about making great products to using design to tackle social challenges. Recently, Story Wrangler Cheri Lucas Rowlands and Happiness Engineers Carolyn Sonnek, Deborah Beckett, and Jen Hooks attended the third annual BlogHer PRO ’14 conference, an event for professionally minded bloggers looking to take their blogs, brands, and businesses to the next level.
  • One Central Hub for All Your Content

    Andy Peatling
    15 Dec 2014 | 4:04 pm
    Last week, we announced a few updates to the WordPress.com interface, including faster stats and enhanced site management on both desktop and mobile devices. Our push to make all WordPress.com sites faster and easier to access and manage continues. This week, we’re thrilled to unveil a few brand-new features that allow bloggers, publishers, and business owners to run their sites and manage their content from one central hub, no matter what device they’re using. From new blog post and page management tools to Jetpack site integrations, we hope you enjoy the latest additions as much as we…
  • Longreads’ Best of WordPress, Vol. 9

    Mark Armstrong
    12 Dec 2014 | 9:42 am
    Here’s more great reading for you: five stories we love from across all of WordPress. 1. Spaces of Freedom in Iran Jake Threadgould An account of one traveler’s stay in Iran: On my second night in Iran I was invited to a party in a middle-class area of Tehran. Since we were a mixed gendered group with a foreigner (yours truly) in their midst, we had to be reasonably inconspicuous when we stepped out of the car and onto the street. As soon as we stepped over the threshold of the house, however, we were no longer in the Islamic Republic. 2. Livin’ Thing: An Oral History of Boogie…
  • New Theme: Twenty Fifteen

    Ian Stewart
    10 Dec 2014 | 11:14 am
    It’s that time of year again. The snow has started falling in northern countries, friends are gathering together to exchange presents, and it’s time to launch a beautiful new annual theme for WordPress. Hello World, Twenty Fifteen is here. Twenty Fifteen is all about the details. Everything you publish is elegantly set in Noto Sans and Noto Serif, keeping the design harmonious and balanced in multiple languages around the globe. That polylingual pixel perfection is matched by its responsive design. From device to device, Twenty Fifteen will look smart and polished. The attention…
 
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    Humoropedia

  • Do Internet Companies Consider Us Monkeys Or Humans?

    Clever Cleverinski
    17 Dec 2014 | 11:57 pm
    We all know about Internet’s potential for abuse. Just start a site and track everyone you know. Now it’s easy. read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
  • Is This Cyberattack A Publicity Stunt By Sony Pictures?

    Clever Cleverinski
    16 Dec 2014 | 10:46 pm
    You may have heard of the guys who hacked Sony Pictures. So far they have leaked personal medical records of read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
  • ‘Most Americans Live In A Parallel Universe’ Study Finds

    Roman Marshanski
    15 Dec 2014 | 9:44 pm
    The new study sponsored by US government has found that most Americans live in a parallel universe. What this means, read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
  • Funny Santa Claus Jokes

    Clever Cleverinski
    15 Dec 2014 | 8:36 pm
    These funny Santa Claus jokes will make you laugh. They are the best you will find. Short Santa Jokes These read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
  • Funny Snowman Jokes

    Clever Cleverinski
    15 Dec 2014 | 6:38 pm
    These really funny snowman jokes will sure make you laugh. They are the best you will find anywhere on the read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
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    I Hate Working In Retail

  • 18 confessions from baristas brewing your coffee

    Mbeddau
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:26 pm
    So, what do the people behind the coffee counter really think of you? Whisper reveals confessions from baristas about their biggest pet peeves and why the coffee in this morning’s latte might actually be decaf. For more barista confessions, check out Whisper. BONUS: 7 Things You Didn’t Know About Starbucks Have something to add to […] The post 18 confessions from baristas brewing your coffee appeared first on I Hate Working In Retail.
  • Retail Survival 12 Types Of Customers You’ll Encounter This Holiday

    Mbeddau
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:43 am
    For years, I have sold computers in big box retail. While I see a wide array of customer stereotypes throughout the entire year, the holiday season brings them out, full throttle. Dealing with certain customers can be difficult at times, but retail workers cope with it, roll with the punches and move on with a smile that […] The post Retail Survival 12 Types Of Customers You’ll Encounter This Holiday appeared first on I Hate Working In Retail.
  • The 8 Worst Types Of Retail Employees

    Mbeddau
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:27 am
    Dealing with retail employees can be a frustrating experience that can drive you to kill, maim, torture or shiv anyone with a name tag. Here are the eight worst. 8. THE ELITIST PRICK WHERE YOU’LL FIND THEM: Bike Shops, Indie Music Stores, Gourmet Coffee Shops Self-satisfied and pompous, this employee thinks the contents of his […] The post The 8 Worst Types Of Retail Employees appeared first on I Hate Working In Retail.
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  • 18 confessions from baristas brewing your coffee

    Mbeddau
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:26 pm
    So, what do the people behind the coffee counter really think of you? Whisper reveals confessions from baristas about their biggest pet peeves and why the coffee in this morning’s latte might actually be decaf. For more barista confessions, check out Whisper. BONUS: 7 Things You Didn’t Know About Starbucks Have something to add to […] The post 18 confessions from baristas brewing your coffee appeared first on I Hate Working In Retail.
  • Retail Survival 12 Types Of Customers You’ll Encounter This Holiday

    Mbeddau
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:43 am
    For years, I have sold computers in big box retail. While I see a wide array of customer stereotypes throughout the entire year, the holiday season brings them out, full throttle. Dealing with certain customers can be difficult at times, but retail workers cope with it, roll with the punches and move on with a smile that […] The post Retail Survival 12 Types Of Customers You’ll Encounter This Holiday appeared first on I Hate Working In Retail.
  • The 8 Worst Types Of Retail Employees

    Mbeddau
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:27 am
    Dealing with retail employees can be a frustrating experience that can drive you to kill, maim, torture or shiv anyone with a name tag. Here are the eight worst. 8. THE ELITIST PRICK WHERE YOU’LL FIND THEM: Bike Shops, Indie Music Stores, Gourmet Coffee Shops Self-satisfied and pompous, this employee thinks the contents of his […] The post The 8 Worst Types Of Retail Employees appeared first on I Hate Working In Retail.
 
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    absrdCOMEDY

  • Paleo diet: Bringing the life of a caveman to your shopping experience

    Paolo Busignani
    18 Dec 2014 | 4:32 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor OMAHA, NE — With the ongoing popularity of the Paleo, or caveman diet, select grocery stores around the country have opened up sections of their stores dedicated to the craze. As of now, all of these exclusive stores allow you to hunt your own food indoors. “I’ve always loved spending my day in nature hunting wild beasts.” said avid hunter and rocker, Ted Nugent. “Deer, bears, lions; I’ve hunted them all. But nothing has quite challenged my survival skills like stalking and trapping herds of bologna down aisle six.” Rodney Mcmullen, CEO of…
  • Judge Fails To Indict Copps Grocery Store

    Geoffrey Asmus
    18 Dec 2014 | 4:28 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor WISCONSIN — Citing recent legal precedent, Judge Harold Strommer of Wisconsin’s Third District Court, ruled in favor of Copps Grocery Story in the case Copps vs. The Produce Section. “The case was super simple,” Strommer explained. “I learned in Judge school that cops are usually right. So, ipso facto, they won. And Copps has better than average chicken wings by the pound, too.” The ruling stemmed from the lawsuit brought forward by the family of Michael Garrison, a frequent Copps customer. On July 14 of this year, Garrison was,…
  • absrdCOMEDY’s #NaughtyListBecause @midnight: Our Top Picks

    Diane Weis
    18 Dec 2014 | 4:26 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor Comedy Central’s social media-minded game show @midnight continues to blow up Twitter with its nightly #HashtagWars. We present to you our completely subjective Top Tweet’s from #NaughtyListBecause, in no particular order. (Special guest tweet picker – #hashtagwarrior @wordzgirl) I replaced the baby Jesus in a nativity scene with a ape and put a evolution book in Josephs hand #NaughtyListBecause @midnight — paul henegar (@RyleesDad2011) December 18, 2014 #NaughtyListBecause I wrote lmao all year without even smiling once @midnight — Tommy…
  • Taylor Swiftberg – “Chanukah”

    Jeff Dwoskin
    18 Dec 2014 | 4:08 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor Starring: Elan Rivera as Taylor Swiftberg Lyrics by : Brett Kline Directed and Edited: by Shane Snider Camera: Jamie Shen Also Starring: Devin Compton Danielle Strauss Mindy Leanse Noam Ash Dennis Zadok Ran Levy Gladys Simon Nancy Lombardo © Absrd Comedy, LLC – a parody site for entertainment purposes only. Laugh. Enjoy! Individual opinions expressed are those of the individual authors, not necessarily of absrdComedy, and may not even be those of the individual authors. The post Taylor Swiftberg – “Chanukah” appeared first on absrdCOMEDY.
  • absrdCOMEDY’s #RuinAClas​sicRockSon​g Pt.2 via #SockItTBTMe: The Top Picks

    Kaylee Bolduc
    17 Dec 2014 | 7:22 pm
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor So many great tweets for #RuinAClas​sicRockSon​g. It wasn’t easy but here are @Irish_Nurse’s top picks (part 2): #RuinAClassicRockSong Pour some high fructose corn syrup on me — Peter (@Pietros1) December 12, 2014 "We'd Love To Possibly Rock You, If That's Alright" #RuinAClassicRockSong pic.twitter.com/CoOemULiLR — Eric Alper (@ThatEricAlper) December 12, 2014 Let Nickelback cover it. #RuinAClassicRockSong — Kevin Bartini (@KevinBartini) December 12, 2014 I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That For A…
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    Peak Perspective

  • I’ve Got This Down to a Science

    peakperspective
    13 Dec 2014 | 7:53 pm
    I felt like a million bucks walking into the Koch Institute Auditorium. Okay, that’s a big fat fib. I did not feel like a million bucks, I felt like a million bucks couldn’t make a dent toward improving my current status. I was more water-logged than the Cutty Sark’s figurehead: hair plastered to my skull, […]
  • Hell-bent, Bound and Determined

    peakperspective
    6 Dec 2014 | 7:39 pm
    There are a few words in the English dictionary that I’m drawn to like gum to a shoe, or bugs to a windscreen, or women to Benedict Cumberbatch. Words that bring me joy, like Holiday, Free, and #BenedictCumberbatch. And there are words I crave that I want to see used to describe me, like Winsome, […]
  • A Sight for Sore Eyes

    peakperspective
    29 Nov 2014 | 7:46 pm
    The room was candlelit dark—apart from the blinding light directed into one of my eyes. I felt cool fingers pull down on the skin just below my left eye. Oh, how I wanted to jerk back and say, “Hey! You just undid four months of anti-wrinkle cream treatments with that one careless move!” But I […]
  • GOTTA HAVE A GOTT!

    peakperspective
    22 Nov 2014 | 7:39 pm
    And now for something completely different … This week is the grand unveiling of the crackerjack cartoon collection of Peak Perspective’s illustrator extraordinaire—Robin Gott. We’ve been ballyhooing this exciting event for ten months, and have decided that for this first year Rob will create and put FIFTY calendars up for sale. The cost is approximately […]
  • I’ve Learned My Lesson

    peakperspective
    15 Nov 2014 | 8:11 pm
    The other day I mentally took inventory of the most important people in my life. Strangely enough, Ben & Jerry did not quite make the short list. They were close, but had to be cut in order to make room for all the Glens and Bens in my whisky cabinet. Some of these folks would […]
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    Robot Butt

  • Relativity Media Cancels ‘Woman In Black 2’ After Ghost Threatens To Haunt Theater

    Robot Butt News Corp.
    18 Dec 2014 | 6:51 am
    HOLLYWOOD – Relativity Media announced today that they were indefinitely canceling the release of ‘The Woman In Black 2: Angel Of Death” after a ghost promised retaliation if it is showed in theaters.“You Will Regret Playing This Movie If You Do I Will Haunt A Theater” read a message found in the bathroom of Relativity Media’s offices, written on a fogged over mirror. Studio heads pulled the plug on the film without any indication if of a future release date.The decision has been met with wide condemnation from the media and public, citing this as a defeat for creative…
  • Cuba Wins Cold War

    Robot Butt News Corp.
    17 Dec 2014 | 12:35 pm
    Havana – After suffering through years of isolation and trade embargoes imposed by the wise and glorious President Castro in 1960, the United States conceded defeat today ending the decades-long Cold War.“The Castro regime has known since day one that the pig Americans would balk first,” said President Raúl Castro before a throng of cheering revolutionaries in a historic announcement. “We have broken them. The voice of the masses cannot be silenced by the clamoring gears of the vile, capitalist machine!”From Washington D.C., the heart of the American beast, President Barack Obama…
  • The Top 5 Diss Songs of 2014

    B. Joseph Jackson
    17 Dec 2014 | 11:54 am
    We’ve all heard the stereotypical diss song. One rapper has a problem with another rapper, so he says it in his music, marking the other’s career for what they hope is eternity.Here at Robot Butt, we believe that the more obscure something is, the better it is. So, for that reason, we wanted to highlight some diss songs you may not have heard this past year, but are nevertheless definitely worth a listen. Let us know which ones we missed in the comments below, and you may find yourself on the other end of a fun but serious vinyl attack from the Robot Butt linguists and…
  • Link-Sharing Protocol, Version 7.0: Thanks to NASA, Being Lazy Now Pays

    Steve DiMatteo
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:26 am
    Who among us hasn’t spent an entire Saturday on the couch, watching every mediocre movie TBS decides to play throughout the day? And in that time, who among us hasn’t daydreamed of a reality without responsibilities, where your only objective in life was to chill as hard as you possibly could on the couch at all times?“No,” we all end up telling ourselves. “I should get up. There’s no way I can get away with being this much of a lazy societal nonfactor.”But thanks to NASA, all of your practice in being worthless has paid off, as you can earn $18,000…
  • The Top 10 Top 10 Lists That Cover Top 10 Lists of 2014

    The Robot Butt Staff
    16 Dec 2014 | 1:09 pm
    As we continue our year in review, we scoured the Internet for 2014’s top 10 top 10 lists that rank top 10 lists:10. You’ve Never Seen a Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists Like This Before9. These 10 Top 10 Lists Restored Our Faith in Humanity8. These Are the Top 10 Lists of 2014 That Will Change How You See the World7. Here are 10 of the BEST Top 10 Lists of 2014!6. You Won’t Believe What We Put Into This Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists5. 10 Lists that Rank Our ALL-TIME FAV Top 10 Lists4. We Started to Rank These 10 Top 10 Lists – You’ll NEVER Guess What We…
 
 
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    Pranks - WTFisdit

  • Paragliding Crash | One With Nature

    admin
    18 Dec 2014 | 4:00 am
    When you’re paragliding, you always gotta prepare for the worst. This guy finds out the hard way when he crashes into some trees.Original Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzwGJVFsh8SUBSCRIBE for awesome videos every day!: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoLIKE us on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoFBFOLLOW us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoTwitterShort vids on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoInstagramShorter vids on VINE: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoVineWHAT TO WATCH NEXT:Paragliding Parachute Gets Twisted:…
  • Everything Wrong With How The Grinch Stole Christmas w/ Nostalgia Critic

    admin
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:23 pm
    Because we’re nothing if not stubborn… here’s a video you might have seen a couple days ago. It went away. Now it’s back… for now. Get it while it’s hot. If you do have trouble viewing this video, watch it here: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/11394425/everything_wrong_with_how_the_grinch_stole_christmas_with_nostalgia_critic/ Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie’s sins do YOU want to see recounted? Tweet us: http://twitter.com/cinemasinsTumble us: http://cinema-sins.tumblr.comCall us: 405-459-7466Reddit with us: http://reddit.com/r/cinemasins
  • How To Make A ZACK SNYDER Film

    admin
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:54 pm
    Have you ever wondered how Zack Snyder does it? We pull back the curtain on his signature filmmaking style to help you learn how to make your own Zack Snyder film. Check out Bobby’s channel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT1ET-DbAa4 Tomorrow: Sins, Disney animated sins. What episodes of this series would you like to see?
  • Girlfriend Gift Ideas (JACKASK #40)

    admin
    17 Dec 2014 | 3:49 pm
    TWITTER: http://twitter.com/#!/jacksfilmsFACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/jacksfilmsfansSUBSCRIBE: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c… iTUNES: <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/jac…" target="_blank" rel=”nofollow”>http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/jac…SHIRTS: http://www.jacksfilms.spreadshirt.comJACKISANERD: http://www.youtube.com/jackisanerdTUMBLR: http://www.jackisanerd.tumblr.com
  • Girlfriend Gift Ideas (JACKASK #40)

    admin
    17 Dec 2014 | 3:49 pm
    TWITTER: http://twitter.com/#!/jacksfilmsFACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/jacksfilmsfansSUBSCRIBE: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c… iTUNES: <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/jac…" target="_blank" rel=”nofollow”>http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/jac…SHIRTS: http://www.jacksfilms.spreadshirt.comJACKISANERD: http://www.youtube.com/jackisanerdTUMBLR: http://www.jackisanerd.tumblr.com
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    Dho-Da!

  • Flights of Fancy

    sriksubbu
    17 Dec 2014 | 4:54 pm
    Has this happened to you? You plan for days, and sometimes months, to go on vacation and when the day dawns, it couldn’t be more perfect. A sunny and cloudless sky with a light breeze, spring in the air – that type of thing The post Flights of Fancy appeared first on Dho-Da!.
  • Rajini and Khusboo- Politically speaking

    sriksubbu
    26 Nov 2014 | 7:10 pm
    Rajinikanth and Khushboo- Politically speaking created a new set of headlines. One created heightened anticipation yet again by adopting a sitting on the fence approach while the other boldly jumped it. The post Rajini and Khusboo- Politically speaking appeared first on Dho-Da!.
  • Lingaa – why you will not believe this story

    sriksubbu
    22 Nov 2014 | 11:27 pm
    It is 18 days (25920 minutes, 1555200 seconds) to the launch of Lingaa, and we can’t wait to wish our superstar a Happy Birthday and storm the theaters. We are anxious to see our Thalaivar in his youthful form and look forward to seeing two of him. Will it be like Endhiran where we see the fight between the good (Vasee) and bad (Chitti), or will it be the classical family duel in Nettrikann, where the womanizing father overshadows the subdued son? Will it be like the glorious switch and bait act like Billa? Will we get to catch glimpses of Moondru Mugam Alex Pandian or the “Ayyam Pettai…
  • Chikku Bukku Rail

    sriksubbu
    18 Nov 2014 | 7:05 pm
    If there is one thing we all probably have in common is our love for trains. The sheer anticipation of a long trip, making the reservation, the packing, the trip to the station, the strategy of securing a window seat- They are all individual adventures imprinted on the fabric of our memory. The post Chikku Bukku Rail appeared first on Dho-Da!.
  • Everybody needs a platform

    sriksubbu
    17 Nov 2014 | 11:23 am
    We witnessed magic at the GPTM (Greater Portland Tamizh Mandram) function this saturday. How do a bunch of elementary and middle school kids bring this hypnotic and spell binding effect? Talent? You betcha. Vijay TV: Are you watching? The post Everybody needs a platform appeared first on Dho-Da!.
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    Punk'd

  • Dog Logic!

    cronus
    17 Dec 2014 | 8:19 am
    Dog Logic! The post Dog Logic! appeared first on Punk'd.
  • Bad Santa!

    cronus
    17 Dec 2014 | 8:17 am
    Bad Santa! The post Bad Santa! appeared first on Punk'd.
  • Perspective!

    cronus
    17 Dec 2014 | 8:13 am
    Perspective The post Perspective! appeared first on Punk'd.
  • Listen to Archer!

    cronus
    17 Dec 2014 | 8:11 am
    Listen to Archer! The post Listen to Archer! appeared first on Punk'd.
  • Evolution of Man!

    cronus
    17 Dec 2014 | 8:03 am
    Evolution of Man The post Evolution of Man! appeared first on Punk'd.
 
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  • Roasting Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in This Season’s Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Magdalena
    14 Dec 2014 | 1:21 pm
    At 18, I had one of those requisite miserable retail job experiences. I was hired to work at FAO Schwarz, a high end toy store, during the Christmas holiday season. Saturdays were especially painful since it entailed working from 9am-6pm, after a night of clubbing in NYC. Reporting for mindless duty on a couple hours of slumber was tortuous. One particular Saturday, I had my fill and decided to rebel. After only a few hours catering to coked-up X-Ray mommies, advising them which toys would benefit their wunderkind offspring, I dragged my hungover self to the huge storefront display window.
  • What’s on your holiday wish list, America? Botox or Dentures? | christmas gift ideas

    Magdalena
    4 Dec 2014 | 2:13 pm
    The Thanksgiving Day weekend shopping numbers are in and it doesn’t look pretty. Retailers were hoping to see bigger profits during Black Friday weekend. But it looks like retail malaise draped its Made In China fleece blanket on America, smothering her with coupons on top of coupons. Sales are down 11% from last year. What can be done about this? It seems like the economic landscape remains grim, with shoppers waiting for last minute deals then pouncing. Reminds me of how an emaciated, aged, one-eyed cat leaps into the arms of an adoptive family at the local shelter. Lower gas prices…
  • Life must have sucked for female pilgrims | Thanksgiving Day DIY

    Magdalena
    23 Nov 2014 | 6:18 am
    How do you style yourself all “pilgrimy?” My clever friend Jamie Kreitman whipped out scissors and fashioned pilgrim accoutrements on the spot. Make sure to go makeup-free, add a schmatta (dinner fabric napkin) to your head. Purse your lips and never, ever smile. Bam! You are a pilgrim. Life must have sucked for female pilgrims. They had to prepare meals from scratch, toil in the sun wearing a dress dragging the floor, sewed all of their family’s clothes, all while a baby was dangling from their nipple. These women were married to mates they abhorred and divorce was not an…
  • My iPhone 6 Plus case is a “conversation piece” | custom iphone 6 covers

    Magdalena
    12 Nov 2014 | 1:00 pm
    It never dawned on me that I could be so besotted with an object into which one can converse and the unseen responds. Enter FaceTime, Apple’s most clever incarnation of mobile technology. I didn’t want to show my ebullience over this roll out. I always ridicule the cross-eyed, unshaven, zipped-up hoodie wearing slackers who camp out 24 hours or more in front of the Apple Store. How do those wankers afford a $600 phone? I placed my order for the iPhone 6 Plus in September, but due to frenzied demand, I didn’t receive it until 1.5 months later. Of course when I opened the…
  • What if I were dictator of the United States of America? | US female dictator

    Magdalena
    21 Oct 2014 | 7:34 am
    A friend recently commented on a photo I posted of myself onto Facebook. “We’ll use that photo for posters when you become dictator.” Hmm, dictator? I like the sound of that! There has never been a dictator of the United States. Perhaps with all the partisan quibbling, it’s time. So, I began to think of policies I would implement through my regime. Of the many observations I have made about people, one remains salient. Though they graduate high school, socially, they still remain in high school clique mode. Despite achieving college and advanced degrees and progressing…
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    Noiseless Chatter

  • ALF Reviews: Character Spotlight – Brian Tanner

    Philip J Reed
    18 Dec 2014 | 6:00 am
    At the end of season one, I decided to do a character spotlight on Kate Tanner. It was an extremely easy decision, as Kate was the only Tanner with any character to spotlight. At the end of season two, the decision to spotlight Brian is just as easy, but for the opposite reason: he’s the only one still without character. I alluded to this — vaguely — in my overall review of season two a couple of weeks ago. The three best episodes were all built around exploring one of the Tanners: “Working My Way Back to You” – Kate “Oh, Pretty Woman” –…
  • Xmas Stream Update: SILENT NIGHT (BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN QUIET)

    Philip J Reed
    14 Dec 2014 | 7:27 pm
    Well hello! Season’s greetings from me, the guy who isn’t dead, I promise! It’s Christmastime, which, as always, is a busy time for me. I didn’t expect it to take a toll on the site here, but a quick glance at my folder of half-finished drafts (including the season two bonus stuff for ALF) makes it pretty clear to me that it has. I don’t intend to stop posting until the end of the year, but updates are coming slowly. Work’s been busy, I’ve got a few other creative irons in the fire that I can’t say much about yet,…
  • Announcing: 2nd Annual Noiseless Chatter Xmas Bash!!

    Philip J Reed
    8 Dec 2014 | 6:00 am
    Longstanding readers and longreading bystanders know Christmas Eve ’round these parts is a time to gather, watch terrible TV specials, and share jokes about Lassie getting hit by a car. And this year, it’s no different. However, this year it’s different! The event will actually double as a kind of telethon benefiting The Trevor Project, a counseling / suicide prevention service for LGBTQ youth. The holiday season, as you well know, is an extremely difficult time for many, and I tried hard to figure out some way that I could turn this event into something that might help…
  • ALF Reviews: Season Two, Reviewed

    Philip J Reed
    4 Dec 2014 | 6:00 am
    And, somehow feeling as though it went both way too fast and way too slow, season two is behind us. This puts us at the midpoint of the project, with season three’s 25 episodes, season four’s 24, and the Criterion Collection director’s cut release of Project: ALF still to come. And…I’ll talk about the season itself shortly. For now, a few general reflections on the project itself. The value that this series has had to me as a writer is immense. I have no idea what any of you get out of it as readers, and for that I almost feel guilty. When I first chose ALF to…
  • Download: The Lost Worlds of Power

    Philip J Reed
    27 Nov 2014 | 6:00 am
    Almost exactly 12 months in the making, The Lost Worlds of Power is available right now for your downloading and reading pleasure. Contents: Foreword by H. Z. Eleven “Renegade,” by Jeff Zoerner “Milon’s Secret Castle,” by R J Burgess “Bad Dudes,” by Ramona Donohue “Yo! Noid,” by Jerod Mackert “Battletoads,” by Philip J Reed “Monster Party,” by Tomm Hulett “California Games,” by Matthew McKinley “Legendary Wings,” by Guy Vollen “Marble Madness,” by James Lawless “Double…
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    The Stupid Diary

  • Some Stuff Is Good When It Is Round

    14 Dec 2014 | 10:52 am
    Some Stuff Is Good When It Is RoundBy: Ignatius Tri EndartoDear the stupid diary,Do you know why the sun, earth, moon, planets and many celestial objects are round?? Why aren't they cylindrical, cubical, or spaghetti-cal?I once asked this question to one of my friends, and he said, “It’s because God wanted them that way.” This answer surely cannot satisfy my curiosity. If so, then why did God want them that way? Is it because God likes to play soccer? Well, I don’t think so.. If God had liked soccer, great players such as Pele, Diego Maradona, or Cristiano Ronaldo would’ve got the…
  • A Little Kid's Obsessive Misconceptions

    12 Dec 2014 | 4:18 am
    A Little Kid's Obsessive MisconceptionsBy: Ignatius Tri EndartoDear the stupid diary,When I was a kid, I was once afraid to watch western bands’ performances. And here are some reasons why:Guns N’ Roses I thought it was a movie about a mafia who’s fighting against a lady ninja or someone equipped with roses as one of her weapons. And what was a Slash doing in there?? Was Zorro getting involved in the fight?The Rolling Stones  At that time I imagined that people were watching stones rolling toward them off a hill. Wasn’t anybody gonna get killed if they did that?Sex Pistols Firing…
  • Meeting Some Old Friends

    11 Dec 2014 | 8:27 pm
    Meeting Some Old FriendsBy: Ignatius Tri EndartoDear the stupid diary,Today I just met some old friends: two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. I’ve been admiring them since the first time we met. They’re so cool that they can covalently bond to one another to create a tasteless and odorless liquid called “water”. It seems to me that these two hydrogen atoms are extremely kind and generous. They have never been jealous at all with sharing one single oxygen atom. This “love-triangle” thing just never works for me. If I were one of those hydrogen atoms, maybe I would break up our…
  • Great Things in Life

    10 Dec 2014 | 11:00 pm
    Great Things in LifeBy: Ignatius Tri EndartoDear the stupid diary, I would like to thank God for 3 great things that I have in life:Thanks, God, for this oval-shaped organ so-called brain, which serves as the center of my nervous system and makes me differentiable from other brainless organisms such as sponges, jellyfish, and starfish (I’m not saying that brainless means stupid, but in Patrick’s and Spongebob’s cases, there is a high possibility that their stupidity might be caused by their brainless feature). Thanks, God, for each and every wonderful ability that I’m capable of doing…
 
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  • There’s an App for That!

    jolene.ewert@msu.montana.edu
    18 Dec 2014 | 8:25 am
         Don’t you think SMARTphones have made us really DUMB? I’m glad the phone has evolved while I have practically turned into a monkey. Now, I can’t even call my own mother if I don’t have my phone because I don’t actually know anybody’s phone number anymore. We rely on these phones for everything and are lost without them. We have all experienced that moment of utter panic until we find that damn thing lodged between the couch cushions. How would we ever get anywhere without our phones? We have come to rely on directions every step of the way from…
  • The Gift of Giving

    jolene.ewert@msu.montana.edu
    17 Dec 2014 | 10:47 am
    Only a few days left to get that Christmas shopping done! It always brings out the Grinch in me. It’s not that I’m cheap, but when did these Christmas lists become so extravagant? A PS4, and iPad and a new iPhone. What happened to a new Nerf gun and a doll that opens and closes her eyes? I remember kids getting oranges and apples in their stockings and thinking it was pretty cool. A dark cloud hangs over the department store as the shoppers bury themselves in debt. Watch out for that old lady in aisle 7. She looks sweet and innocent but she will knock you out for the last…
  • Progress Report

    jolene.ewert@msu.montana.edu
    16 Dec 2014 | 7:37 am
    Remember when a report card actually had these things written on it called grades? A, B, C, D and of course the dreaded F. I just received my daughter’s report card and was thoroughly confused. Not only were there no grades to be found, there were 5 pages of nonsense about competency and developmental standards. It took me an hour to read and in the end, I am still not really sure what the hell it said. My daughter asked me how she did? Good, I guess?? There are no GRADES!? What’s the point when nobody can flunk anyway? To be the most “developed” person in your class?
  • No Escape Plan

    jolene.ewert@msu.montana.edu
    15 Dec 2014 | 1:01 pm
    It’s that time of year again. Eggnog, pretty decorations and the dreaded Christmas program at your child’s school. Don’t you just love being crammed in like sardines? And, it never fails that the guy sitting next to you has a serious case of B.O. Before long, the old lady in front of you will start ripping farts to make the occasion even more special. It’s so pleasurable trying to make idle chit chat with the other stooges that also showed up for this thing. Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, a baby will start howling at the top of her lungs, and of…
  • Lend an Ear

    jolene.ewert@msu.montana.edu
    14 Dec 2014 | 10:43 am
    Here is just one of about 5 billion examples of why men and women don’t get along. Let’s say a woman has a real shitty day at work. One of her co-workers has stolen her ideas, used them as her own and was awarded an undeserved promotion. The woman is now outraged at how she has been wronged (we are talking vein popping out of the forehead pissed). There are two individuals she usually turns to for comfort. One is her best friend, the other is her boyfriend/husband. She will receive two very different responses. When she talks to her best friend, her friend will tell her how sorry…
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