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  • Funny weight loss picture

    Funny pictures and photos
    Plamen Ivanov
    26 Sep 2014 | 2:05 pm
    This looks like a good and funny weight loss pic. Looks interesting and true...By the way, here is a good weight loss product that will surely help you lose weight fast and 100% healthy!
  • Bubble catcher

    Humor pictures | Funny pictures
    Mitesh Asher
    19 Sep 2014 | 8:55 am
  • ZPFTH Presents: Gif Sound Mashup Thirteen!

    Zero People Found This Helpful
    Daniel Repasky
    10 Sep 2014 | 5:42 am
    Gif Sound Mashup 13, with turtles, babies, cats, a bear, dinosaurs, and a martian rover! It took some extra time to render the beginning circles lol http://ZeroPeopleFoundThisHelpful.com & http://GifSound.com bring you Gif Sound Mashup 13! ►GifSounds used: COMING SOON Make your own! – http://GifSound.com no account required This video is covered under Copyright Act of 1976, 17 U.S.C. § 107 – Fair Use: All visuals and sound are no more than a few seconds in length, parody the original works, are highly transformative, and are not in any way a substitute for the original. All…
  • Linkin Park - In The End (Cover) - Sung in 20 Styles

    Now That's Nifty
    24 Sep 2014 | 12:26 pm
    This guy is talented, with a capital "T." Well, not in this instance, because the "T" in "talent" was in the middle of a sentence. Also, it wasn't a proper noun or anything. So, this guy still... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Dog stories

    Very Good Short Funny Jokes | Making Life a Little More Humorous
    Mitesh Asher
    25 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Leo, Buzo and Bonnie are three canines who meet at the veterinarian's clinic.They start chatting in doggy language. Leo tells the other two dogs, "Woof! I bit a vagabond in the park. I hope my master has brought me here for vaccination and does not want to put me to rest."Buzo says to the others, "Woof! I jumped in the house and broke an ancient Chinese vase. My master was mad at me. I hope he is not thinking of getting rid of me.""So what are you here for" they ask the third dog.Bonnie replies, "The woman who owns me was doing some house work wearing a short dress. When she bent over, I…
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    The Bloggess

  • Cats never have to empty the dishwasher

    thebloggess
    30 Sep 2014 | 9:22 am
    Cats are very lucky because they can hide just about anywhere. I’m sure there are downsides, but it would be nice if when Victor was calling me to show me how I’d loaded the dishwasher wrong again I could just disappear, and then hours later when I showed up I’d be like, “You were calling me?  Sorry.  I was asleep in the dryer.”  Or “I couldn’t hear you because I got shut in a drawer. My bad.”  You can’t get mad at that. Plus, he couldn’t yell at me for loading the dishwasher incorrectly because I’m a cat and cats…
  • I’m just not going to talk anymore.

    thebloggess
    28 Sep 2014 | 2:37 pm
    Victor and I are currently arguing about a large number of words which I apparently mispronounce, but I suspect that if those words are mispronounced it comes from the fact that I read much more than I speak, so (in my head) lots of words sound different. Victor says he agrees, if “different” means “wrong”. For instance, I pronounce the word “homemade” as “wholemade” whenever I’m referring to something lovely that’s made from scratch, and Victor can’t stop correcting me.   But I think it makes sense because even though…
  • UPDATED: Hey. You there. You probably need this.

    thebloggess
    26 Sep 2014 | 2:05 pm
    Hey there.  You. It seems like everyone I know is having a really rough month.  Me too.  But things are going to be okay.  Promise.  October is right around the corner. Until then, here’s a kitten meeting a donkey for the first time. The only way this could be more adorable would be if Benedict Cumberbatch was riding the donkey, while hugging a sloth, who was giving a hedgehog a bath. UPDATED:  My extremely talented friend, Darth, just sent me this: Granted, it sort of looks like Benedict Cumberbatch is making a tossed salad of sloths and hedgehogs while his donkey eats a…
  • How did this happen?

    thebloggess
    24 Sep 2014 | 2:07 pm
    Happy birthday, Hailey.  You are our sunshine. Now please stop growing up so quickly or I will be forced to freeze you in carbonite, like a tiny Han Solo.  And this is the first year that you will totally get that joke and you will make another, far more obscure joke about Clone Wars and I won’t get it at all, and you’ll give me that look like, “Aw.  Old people are adorable.  Bless your heart.”  And I will still love you because you’re amazing.  But I’ll also be stockpiling the carbonite. You’ve been warned, my sweet girl.
  • Rescue an animal. Let an animal rescue you.

    thebloggess
    23 Sep 2014 | 12:20 pm
    My friend Anne is heavily involved in helping rescue animals and each year she makes a calendar of people with their adopted pets to give as a “thank-you” to anyone who donates at least $40 to Team Wheaton to help fund the Pasadena Humane Society & SPCA. This year I’m in the calendar.  And more importantly, Ferris Mewler, Hunter S. Thomcat, Beyonce and Copernicus are in it.  (Plus actual famous people and their adopted pets.  See the video.) Here’s what it looks like: If you want one, just donate $40 here.  It’s 100% tax deductible. Hunter was…
 
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    Damn You Auto Correct!

  • This Is What Happens When Sexting Isn’t Consensual

    Lyndsey
    30 Sep 2014 | 1:06 pm
    The post This Is What Happens When Sexting Isn’t Consensual appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Those Pics

    Lyndsey
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:34 pm
    Text with sister, so much fail. Submitted by Willow Cleanslate The post Those Pics appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Possible Deal Breaker

    Lyndsey
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:32 pm
    Submitted by Joe The post Possible Deal Breaker appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Just Outside

    Lyndsey
    29 Sep 2014 | 4:07 pm
      Submitted by Avery The post Just Outside appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • What Are You Trying To Say?

    Lyndsey
    29 Sep 2014 | 4:06 pm
      Submitted by Mariah The post What Are You Trying To Say? appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
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    CollegeHumor: Videos

  • A Woman Turned the Tables on a Creep in the Best Way Possible

    30 Sep 2014 | 3:21 pm
    Michelle Alexander posted this video to her Facebook two days ago and it's since taken off. Michelle claims she was being harassed by the guy to give out her phone number for two blocks, because he wouldn't take no for an answer.  She fina...
  • The Most 'Murican Action Figure in 'Murica

    30 Sep 2014 | 11:24 am
    If you have an appetite for beer, guns, and poon, Ricky Erlando is the folk hero you've been missing in your life. Erlando is the brainchild of Jarrod Harris an...
  • Jake and Amir: Feminist

    30 Sep 2014 | 11:00 am
    Equality is a pain in the ass.
  • Guy's Favorite Party Trick: Play Wonderwall, Sing 99 Problems

    30 Sep 2014 | 8:09 am
    "Oh great, someone's whipping out a guitar." You consider leaving the party. "Oh god he's going to play 'Wonderwall.'" One foot outside the door. Patience! There's a treat waiting for you. It's Jay-Z's 99 Problems in a way you've never heard before, the preferred party trick switcheroo of /u/chjmor: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SEIttbHMKAA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Gotcha! ...
  • This is What Happens When a Smart Car Tries to Jump a Drawbridge

    30 Sep 2014 | 8:08 am
    Certain vehicles are made for jumping bridges: the General Lee, the Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit, city buses driven by Keanu Reeves. Smart cars are not made for jumping bridges, but that's not going to stop this lady from trying. ...
 
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    McSweeney’s

  • Hitler Dinner Party: A Play by Bob Odenkirk

    30 Sep 2014 | 4:01 am
    The following is an excerpt from A Load of Hooey — out one week from today!)- - -Do you have an amateur theatrical group? Get one! They’re a big pain in the ass and not very rewarding, but you cannot perform the following playlet all by your lonesome. At the core of dramatic mise-en-scène (spelling? meaning?) is the notion that there must be a crisis of some sort. I just made that up, but you can use it. Presented here is a dinner scene, easily produced, that features bombs and flashes of fire offstage—also easy to bring to life and supercool. More important, we have two curious…
  • Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Zhanna Slor: Dying Isn’t Cheap by Suzanne Yeagley

    30 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
    Q: What do you do at work?A: I proofread the text that is going on a tombstone before it gets made in the shop. I process bronze orders, for plaques or to put on top of a stone (often for veterans and their spouses). I also draw a lot of things that will either get engraved into the monument or etched onto it. Oh, and I just started doing sales too.Q: What kind of things do people want you to draw for them?A: Random things. A B-17 plane for a bench. Bowling pins. I drew a stencil of a poodle just the other day; that was fun. I can’t wait to see how it turns out on the stone.I create emblems…
  • List: Here Are Some Fucking Barefoot Contessa Cookbook Titles by Micah Osler

    30 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
    The Barefoot Contessa: If You Can’t Cook This Shit, You’re a Fucking IdiotThe Barefoot Contessa: Martha, Just Give Me Another Goddamn Recipe AlreadyThe Barefoot Contessa: Shit That’ll Give You Clean Piss Even If You’ve Already Had a Blunt TodayThe Barefoot Contessa: No Recipes, Just Some Fucking Barn Pictures, AssholesThe Barefoot Contessa: Check Out This Weird-Ass Shit I Found on the Beach Last NightThe Barefoot Contessa: Probation Hearings!The Barefoot Contessa: Cooking with WineThe Barefoot Contessa: Cooking with WhiskeyThe Barefoot Contessa: No Cooking, Just Whiskey; Got A…
  • A Hipster’s Month-By-Month Guide to Fetal Development by Katherine Monahan

    29 Sep 2014 | 4:01 am
    The First MonthCongratulations! You and Noah had too many gluten-free beers at that music festival and accidentally conceived a child! Right now your baby is the size of the period at the end of the sentence “I raise antibiotic-free, pastured chickens on my roof.”The Second MonthNoah may be busy as a part-time DJ, but you should find time this month to tell him that you’re pregnant and that you want to keep the baby because motherhood will bring a new perspective to your experimental collage art.The Third MonthYour baby is now the size of the tag on your reusable hemp grocery bag.
  • We Are Pleased to Announce the Winners of Our 2014 Column Contest by McSweeney's

    29 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
    We were blown away this year, yet again, by the quantity and quality of the submissions—over 800 of them. After much deliberation, we’re excited to announce the five winning columns. They are, in random order:Field Notes from Gentrified Places by Vinson CunninghamHow to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid by Connie SunHome On the Range by Robert LawrenceNot So Timeless After All by Ilana Masad@thereal_saintfrancisby Rachel and Nick FarrellEach winner will receive a $500 prize. Look for these columns to launch in the coming weeks.We are also pleased to announce our Column Contest…
 
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    ABlog the Author

  • A final, thoroughly unsolicited opinion on Derek Jeter....

    29 Sep 2014 | 6:57 am
    There are two ironies to the guy. While he is statistically the second greatest shortstop ever (behind Honus Wagner), with the exception of one or two seasons, he wasn’t even the best shortstop in the American League. There was always a Ripken, Guillen, Nomar, Visquel, Tejada or A-Rod that in your heart of hearts, you would take before him.  And speaking of Alex Rodriguez, here is irony number two. If the guy was such a team player, why, when the Yankees acquired A-Rod in 2004, clearly the better shortstop, didn’t Jeter move over to second base, where they had a hole, or center…
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    29 Sep 2014 | 6:55 am
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    29 Sep 2014 | 6:50 am
  • Archive Sunday: (From February 1999), my first New York Times Op-Ed....

    28 Sep 2014 | 6:30 am
    (NOTE: As you can see, I originally called the piece Bi-Partisan Etiquette, but they changed it to the more Timesworthy “Capitol Hill Comity.” I got the idea for the piece from, of all people, my mother, a died in the wool pinko Stevenson Democrat, who said, “You need to write something about how supercilious they are in Congress with all that ‘My good friend’ crap….” Thanks, Gitty)   BIPARTISAN ETIQUETTE                                                              President Clinton and…
  • Attention, the seven of you (and anyone else who stumbles here):

    27 Sep 2014 | 5:43 am
    THE MARC MARON WTF PODCAST WILL AIR MONDAY, OCTOBER 27….THE MARC MARON WTF PODCAST WILL AIR MONDAY, OCTOBER 27….THE MARC MARON WTF PODCAST WILL AIR MONDAY, OCTOBER 27….THE MARC MARON WTF PODCAST WILL AIR MONDAY, OCTOBER 27….
 
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    Cracked: All Posts

  • 5 Huge Problems Solved By Doing the Worst Thing Possible

    30 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By Chris Bucholz  Published: September 30th, 2014  Fighting fire with fire sounds awesome, like some incredible underground mixed martial arts tournament where fire-horned demons battle that weird kid with the Zippo who sat at the back of English class. JGI/Jamie Grill/Blend Images/Getty Images "Zane
  • 4 Ridiculous Monsters Who Are Getting Their Own Horror Films

    30 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By M. Asher Cantrell  Published: September 30th, 2014  One of the most important parts of a successful horror movie is the villain. What would Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Halloween be without Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers? Horror movies without credible villains tend to be instant
  • 5 Common Argument Tactics That Need to Die

    30 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By J. F. Sargent  Published: September 30th, 2014  I am a sick man. Imagine my soul, withered and black, clawing ineffectually at the inside of my ribcage. It cries ashen tears that smolder when they strike the earthen floor of my innards. And yet, on the outside, I appear fine -- I kind of feel like
  • 5 Viral Stories That Had Insane Twists After We All Moved On

    30 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By Chris Rio  Published: September 30th, 2014  No offense, you guys, but let's face it: the Internet is a fickle audience. One day, you're all sharing a viral video of a cat squeezing itself into a flower pot, and before you know it, you've moved on to a cat saying "hey" without so much as a seco
  • 7 Medically Proven Treatments That Clearly Started as a Joke

    30 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    By John Dubensky,Lillian Marx,JM McNab,Jordan Rudow  Published: September 30th, 2014  It's probably safe to say that many of you are still around to read this sentence today thanks to one of the myriad medical treatments that science has developed since we first figured out that the human body is not, in fact, powered by swarms of tin
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    Predator Press

  • Alchemy

    Michael Wolfe
    23 Sep 2014 | 3:36 pm
    -LOBO Predator Press Many immolated themselves. Many jumped from tall buildings. Many immolated themselves, then jumped from tall buildings. -But I am having a hard time keeping up with life events. In the meantime I will be occasionally appearing at the Humor Blogger Fantasy Football League. I'll be back.  I promise.
  • Why Does Heaven Need Gates? Is It In a Bad Neighborhood?

    Michael Wolfe
    1 Sep 2014 | 12:48 am
    Predator Press [LOBO] "So you raised four times as much as you need for the divorce?" Al asks, still browsing Tinder on my phone. "How about this one?" O please Al. Shut the fuck up. For five minutes. "How long until the divorce is final?" Albert Dente continued relentlessly. "Who cares?" I reply. "I decided to let the lovebirds take the hit. I paid off my car instead."
  • Fly Fighter

    Michael Wolfe
    6 Aug 2014 | 2:08 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] "Well, neither of us can afford a divorce," I says.  "One of us had to figure out a way to monetize the situation and get it over with." Rachel frowns.  "You don't think this is a little extreme?" "All's fair in love and war.  They will thank me later." "I kinda doubt that."
  • Soaking Sunset

    Michael Wolfe
    31 Jul 2014 | 1:39 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] It's bad enough I'm stuck in traffic trying to get Lars Arson to the airport.  But it suddenly dawns on me Lars has chosen this moment to give me some professional criticism. Fuck. "You think you know everything, don't you?" he asks. I laugh.  "No." "You need to stop answering me on reflex." "What does that mean?"  Lars and I are pretty comfortable as friends, but occasionally I forget he is one of my bosses. "I asked you if you knew everything." "Of course not.  But if there's something I need to know, I know how to learn out about…
  • Al Dente Inferno

    Michael Wolfe
    29 Jul 2014 | 3:51 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] I woke up annoyed that, for the third day in a row, something went wrong on the coffee pot timer. The coffee didn't start, and I would have to undergo the arduous task of pressing a button and wait fifteen minutes.  So I jump in the shower sans caffeine, consciously suppressing screaming obscenities into unsympathetic porcelain tiles. My brain, well-advised against starting a day like this, tried to head me off. "Relax, man," it said.  "It's not like anyone died." -And this kinda worked, until it added the afterthought: "Eventually, everybody dies at…
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    Funny or Die | Funny Videos, Funny Video Clips, Funny Pictures

  • Will Ferrell Screams at Derek Jeter for Four Straight Minutes

    SteveOrDie
    30 Sep 2014 | 9:33 am
    Will Ferrell Screams at Derek Jeter f... 4:05 He's not messing around, folks. Submitted by: SteveOrDie Regular Keywords: Will Ferrell Derek Jeter Yankees baseball MLB yelling crazy tip cap hat bum boston red sox respect re2pect love kiss mouth goofy silly Views: 2,516
  • TV on the Radio “Happy Idiot” feat. Paul Reubens and Karen Gillan

    chris_singel
    29 Sep 2014 | 3:06 pm
    TV on the Radio “Happy Idiot” feat. P... 3:26 “Happy Idiot” is the first single from TV on the Radio’s new album, 'Seeds,' release date November 18. Submitted by: chris_singel Worthy Keywords: tv on the radio happy idiot paul reubens karen gillan seeds music video music video speed racer racing car cars race desert doctor who selfie guardians of the galaxy Views: 29,572
  • I've Gotten Really Good at Using Fake Guns, by Denzel Washington

    zpoitras
    29 Sep 2014 | 2:32 pm
    I've Gotten Really Good at Using Fake... Denzel Washington's Op Ed explains that, after more than three decades in the movies, he's gotten really good at using fake guns. Submitted by: zpoitras Regular Keywords: Denzel Washington Denzel guns gun fake movies opinion equalizer sexy sex not really a part of this glory ricochet actor acting funny haha jokes lol Views: 1,434
  • Jerrod Carmichael vs. the L.A. City Council

    chris_singel
    28 Sep 2014 | 7:28 pm
    Jerrod Carmichael vs. the L.A. City C... 3:15 Jerrod Carmichael finds a way to promote his upcoming HBO special airing on October 4th. Submitted by: chris_singel Regular Keywords: jerrod carmichael la city council meeting los angeles sidewalk alley hbo standup stand up special comedian comic october 4 october 4th love at the store the comedy store civic townhall Views: 8,148
  • Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, and Kevin Hart Say Goodbye to Derek Jeter

    chris_singel
    27 Sep 2014 | 6:08 pm
    Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, and Kevin H... 1:39 Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, and Kevin Hart bid a fond farewell to New York Yankees legend Derek Jeter Submitted by: chris_singel Regular Keywords: Will Ferrell Chris Rock Kevin Hart Goodbye Derek Jeter New York Yankees baseball shortstop 2 Red Sox Views: 448,332
 
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    vintage everyday

  • Last Photographs of James Dean Taken Hours before His Death in 1955

    John VE
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:03 am
    On the morning of September 30, 1955 James Dean picked up his new Porshe Spyder that he recently purchased at an autoshop in Hollywood where he was having his car serviced in preparation for a race he was entering Salinas. Since the Porsche had less than the required mileage to enter the race Dean decided to drive the car up himself and was accompanied by mechanic Rolf Wutherich.On the way up at 3:30pm Dean was given a citation for speeding and afterwards he and Wutherich stopped at Blackwell’s Corner to purchase some apples. Shortly after continuing they approached an intersection near…
  • Rare Female Portraits of Rural America from 1909-1912

    John VE
    30 Sep 2014 | 9:35 am
    Hundreds of female portraits made by an itinerant photographer named Hugh Mangum, who rode the trains to the small towns of North Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia.See more »
  • Clint Eastwood skating on the street of Rome, ca. 1960s

    John VE
    30 Sep 2014 | 8:07 am
  • Photos of Ball-point Bathing Suits Party in January 1950

    John VE
    30 Sep 2014 | 5:56 am
    In 1950, LIFE Magazine published photos from an event dubbed “Ball Point Bathing Suits”… a racy cocktail party / fashion show at which popular strip cartoonists were invited to draw all over models in white swimtanks.“All that’s missing is a bunch of those cartoon sweat drops surrounding the heads of these guys as they try to get a ballpoint pen to draw over the nylon-encased curves of the models” wrote Heidi McDonald, setting off a small re-post virus.See more »
  • Gang of Teen Girls, ca. 1930s

    John VE
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:22 am
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    Jokes - jokes4all.net!

  • Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden ...

    30 Sep 2014 | 1:59 pm
    Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?""I didn't have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found…
  • My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. ...

    30 Sep 2014 | 9:59 am
    My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.How is she now?She's fine - but the dog died.
  • The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy ...

    30 Sep 2014 | 5:59 am
    The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks: "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I…
  • On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian ...

    30 Sep 2014 | 1:59 am
    On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference.1) If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.2) If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.3) If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.4) If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is…
  • How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

    29 Sep 2014 | 9:59 pm
    How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?One-two, one-two, one-two.
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    Awesomely Luvvie

  • So I Watched the Family Guy/Simpsons Crossover Episode

    Luvvie
    30 Sep 2014 | 10:54 am
    I’ve been a fan of both The Simpsons and The Family Guy for YEARS but I’m a fan in the same way many of us were fans of Jodeci boots. I haven’t rocked with them for a long time but nostalgia always makes me reminisce with a smile. I haven’t caught a new episode of either show in I can’t even remember how long but I will stop flipping channels to watch a rerun at night. When I heard that there was a crossover episode happening, I was actually excited because everyone knows that Family Guy is Simpsons 2.0 and it has been a point of contention for fans. There are so…
  • 5 Awesome Places to Visit in Cape Town, South Africa (and Why I Loved the City)

    Luvvie
    29 Sep 2014 | 8:42 am
    I just got back from one of the best trips I have ever taken. My jaunt to South Africa for 6 days (2 in Cape Town, 4 in Johannesburg) was one of those experiences that I want to call “epic” but since that word is so overused, the meaning has been watered down. But truly, it was a trip worth talking about at length. I was in SA because I was speaking at Social Media Week Johannesburg. I decided to get there 2 days early just to check out Cape Town and it was the best decision I could have made with this trip. After 16 hours of traveling (6 hours to London, then 10 hours to SA), I…
  • Randy, Red, Superfreak and Julia: Scandal Season 4 Premiere Recap

    Luvvie
    27 Sep 2014 | 9:37 am
    The Scandal season 4 premiere begins on a beach far, far away. Olivia Pope is luxuriating in this dope one piece suit when Jake from State Farm joins her for some 15-minute hanky panky. WELL THEN. Liv’s natural hair game was giving me what I needed though. Julia Baker – The 2 of them get a delivery from some dude on a boat and it’s for ’94 Du Bullay wine. The guy hands them an envelope and it’s addressed to “Julia Baker.” They wonder who it could be from because they’re 100 miles off the coast of Zanzibar and no one knows they’re there. Jake tells her not to open it but…
  • Kanye West Calls Out Fan in Wheelchair For Not Standing Up at Concert. Ugh.

    Luvvie
    15 Sep 2014 | 8:53 am
    Kanye West is a giant douchecanoe. So many antics, so little accountability and people got so many excuses for him (he’s a genius. He’s misunderstood. He lost his mother). The latest in a long list of “WTF, Kanye?” is what happened at a concert he had on Friday in Sydney, Australia. After Kanye wrapped “Good Life” he stopped and told everyone to get on their feet before he goes on to the next song. He scans the arena and finds 2 people who are still seated. The crowd boos and chants “stand up, stand up” while Kanye zeroes in on the pair. Not shown in the video but it’s said…
  • Parents Just Don’t Understand: Music Video Shoot Interrupted

    Luvvie
    14 Sep 2014 | 7:28 pm
    When we’re good and grown, it’s best if we let our parents in on when we want to use their stuff for commercial purposes or embarrassment might happen. Watch the video below and cackle with me. *DEAD* He was really getting into the emotions of whatever song and he was giving vulnerable realness when the tap on the window happened. Aawww. I love how she first politely tapped on the window and he rolled it down. When she said she wants to go out to get some cigarettes and his goofass told her he was shooting his music video, that “Get the hell out the car so I can go get me…
 
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    Brittany, Herself.

  • Goodbye to Yesterday

    Brittany
    29 Sep 2014 | 4:30 am
    This is awkward. I don’t want it to be, but it is. We’ve become the sort of friends that are only friends because we don’t know how not to be. After 13 years it’s not meaningful, it’s habitual.(...)Read the rest of Goodbye to Yesterday (98 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh
  • This is 200

    Brittany
    17 Sep 2014 | 8:11 am
    I can’t sleep. That’s a relatively normal thing, really, as anyone who has gotten completely coherent emails from me at 3am can attest. I don’t sleep. I have the next round of edits due on my book in, ohhhhhhh, 13 days. I was recently hired by a morning radio show to come and chat every Thursday, the fall session of Camp Throwback tickets go on sale October 13th, and I almost have the perfect cat eye down with my eyeliner. Obviously, I have a lot on my plate right now. So, I let my brain stay up long after I tuck in the small ones and the big hairy one, and I write on the…
  • Wide Calves. Tall Boots.

    Brittany
    10 Sep 2014 | 8:11 am
    It’s fall. I don’t care what the calendar says, everything tastes like pumpkins and candy is snack size, that’s how you know. And fall time means tall boots time, which happens to be my favorite time of all!(...)Read the rest of Wide Calves. Tall Boots. (624 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh
  • Inspiration: September Writing Prompts

    Brittany
    1 Sep 2014 | 5:29 am
    The girls of the Curvy Girl Guide Community are gearing up for another month of showing off their powerful voices and ideas. To help that process along, I’ve developed another month’s worth of writing prompts to embolden them (and you!) to explore and magnify across their blogs and social platforms.(...)Read the rest of Inspiration: September Writing Prompts (561 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better…
  • Outfit of the Day: Jumpsuit

    Brittany
    26 Aug 2014 | 7:09 am
    Prior to this exact moment, have I worn a jumpsuit? No. In the name of Gloria Gaynor, no no no. And yet, I seek them out. I add them to my style boards and mentally pack them for events. Like when I’m on the back of a motor bike in Florence or making out with a guy who kinda looked like Ray Liotta if you squint your eyes a little in Vegas.(...)Read the rest of Outfit of the Day: Jumpsuit (208 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed…
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  • Factors behind Picking the UHP Water Jetting

    boondocker
    25 Sep 2014 | 12:53 am
    Existing huge companies have lots of things to do, which is the main reason why they make use of big machines for their operations. Machines also take care of the required maintenance and repairs. Cleanliness is one thing that they should observe always. This is the reason why UHP water jetting or ultra high pressure water jetting exist. One way to clean the solid materials by applying high water pressure through UHP water jetting. The UHP water jetting or ultra high pressure water jetting uses only water, which is opposite to other cleaning techniques. Meaning, the entire process does not…
  • The Good reasons Why a Company Should Just Choose for the Best Digital Marketing Agency in Manchester

    boondocker
    24 Sep 2014 | 1:36 am
    You have to be aware that there’s a need for you to be fully equipped with the skills in operating your business. This is important since the effectiveness of marketing your own business depends on how you introduce your product and services to your target market (the people – the end user). If you feel worried about this because you believe you don’t have sufficient abilities and knowledge to get this completed, then worry no more since there are marketing companies in Manchester which can do the job for you on your advertising necessities. The only thing that you have to…
  • Overcome Boredom with Mini Games

    boondocker
    21 Sep 2014 | 11:46 pm
    Playing video games is one of the best ways to pass the time specifically when you are at home, alone, and left with nothing to do. Among the different types of game out there, the mini games are one of the most enjoyable. Mini games are video games in which the player should carry out tasks to accomplish the goal. Most of the mini games are produced from a popular video game. Various platforms are offered in terms of playing mini games. There are gaming gadgets and also application software to choose from. This is the reason why playing mini games on mobile phones is now possible. Mini games…
  • What you must Find out about Rainwater Harvesting

    boondocker
    11 Sep 2014 | 3:35 am
    There is actually insufficient water supply in some places of the world. Because of this need, alternative sources of water supply were immediately developed. These alternative methods are designed to deliver long-term reduction of water usage. Among the efficient systems for saving and supplying water both in commercial and residential needs is rainwater harvesting systems. Rainwater is the type of water collected in this so-called Rainwater harvesting. The rainwater is being accumulated and infiltrated. These rainwater harvesting systems helps in reducing the frequency of unneeded drinking…
  • Advertise Your Business Effectively by Partnering with Top London Design Agencies

    boondocker
    6 Sep 2014 | 2:42 am
    It’s never easy to run a business. Every aspect of your business needs to be studied carefully for its fate will rely on the hand of the consumers. If you’re planning to make your business appear in its new face, a sensible way to this is through a good marketing strategy. In case you don’t have virtually any experience when it comes to advertising your business top London design agencies can provide you the help you will need. Running your London-based business requires you a number of things to think about, the fact that there are plenty of agencies exist in the city. This is…
 
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    Nanny Goats in Panties

  • Anxiety, Panic Attacks and Tears, Oh My!

    Margaret
    22 Sep 2014 | 1:01 pm
    OK, I still don’t know what happened to me, but a few weeks ago I began feeling weird at the grocery store to the point that I wanted to abandon my cart full of 29 pints of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food ice cream, run out of the store and go home. I felt like I was going to pass out, but at the same time felt horribly scared about it. And do I run and put all the groceries back so they don’t thaw because I’m such a responsible customer? Or do I just bolt out to the car? Invariably, I squat down and look intently at whatever was on the bottom shelf as if seriously contemplating…
  • White House Dinners and..oh, I Wrote a Book.

    Margaret
    22 Aug 2014 | 11:48 am
    Have you ever gone to a Presidential Gala and arrived late, only to discover that the First Couple is no longer greeting people at the end of the reception line and all the salmon biscuits are gone? OMG – me too!! But that’s not why I brought you here today. No, today I have a bit of news. When I contemplated teaching younger folks how to write better, especially when it comes to blogging, I thought, Who in their right mind would buy what I’m selling? And don’t you have to belong to an elite club or sleep with the right politician, or have an “in” with the…
  • A Humorous Take on Bullying

    Margaret
    11 Jul 2014 | 4:49 pm
    Yes, I am perfectly aware of the fact that my blogging has fallen off lately, thank you SO MUCH for mentioning it. The problem is, I’ve gotten my mitts into many other projects that are eating up my life, not the least of which was co-producing, co-directing, and performing in the Sacramento Listen to Your Mother show. But that was in May, you cry. And I don’t even live in Sacramento, so how the bleepity bleep can I see this “performance” of yours, you continue to whimper? My, what a drama queen you are. And a whiner. But! Cry no more, my little nanny goats, as there…
  • Of Name Tags and Psychotic Birds

    Margaret
    13 Jun 2014 | 4:56 pm
    So I’m at this thing the other day, you know, one of those events where you walk in the door and they check you in and give you a name tag to clip on your person, along with a wine glass, and you feel awkward at first because you arrived alone so the first thing you do is scrape the room for a familiar face so you can immediately cling to him or her while you get your insecure bearings in order? Yeah, one of those. Anyway, as I’m bouncing from one familiar face to another, tasting wine and bacon-wrapped shrimps on sticks, there are people here who feel important because they were…
  • How to Get to 10,000 Steps on Your Fitbit

    Margaret
    18 May 2014 | 11:08 am
    Hello! And welcome to Exercise is Futile, the program where we show you all the crazy ways to move your body around even though we all know its pointless because you’ll probably get run over by a giant duck wearing a bow tie on his way to the dentist tomorrow anyway, am I right? I am your host, Suzy Tiptoes, and on today’s program, we’re going to tell you how to get your 10,000 steps in while traveling. First, fly somewhere. Anywhere. Make sure your flight connects to another one via the Dallas Fort-Worth airport with a five-hour layover. Second, fly American Airlines…
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    mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys

  • Planet of the Knob-heads: why do lit-ah-rary types look down on SF?

    Mark A. Rayner
    29 Sep 2014 | 4:05 am
    So what is it about science fiction that causes “literary” types to look down upon it? Like any genre, SF has its bad and good. No scratch that, like any writing, there is both bad and good. I’ve read plenty … Continue reading →
  • Ask General Kang: Do you own a typewriter? And do you have 999,999 co-workers?

    Mark A. Rayner
    25 Sep 2014 | 5:04 am
    I have neither, nor do I have an infinite amount of time, so don’t expect to see me write Hamlet anytime soon. I do, however, have this gripping script about an intergalactic overlord who comes to Earth, starts writing an … Continue reading →
  • A writer writes

    Mark
    22 Sep 2014 | 4:44 am
    Ignatius was working. That was the first rule for writers. It wasn’t about the tools, his teachers had said, back in school. It was about discipline. Work. A writer must write, even if, as Thomas Mann said: “A writer is … Continue reading →
  • Pirate Therapy

    Mark A. Rayner
    18 Sep 2014 | 4:30 am
    Laurence arrived a few minutes late for his regular Thursday morning session, but his therapist usually ran late, so he wasn’t worried. From behind the door of his therapist’s office, he heard a blood-curdling scream, and then a thump. A … Continue reading →
 
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    MAD KANE'S HUMOR BLOG

  • Trim Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

    madkane
    27 Sep 2014 | 7:28 pm
    It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.) I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week’s…
  • Limerick of the Week (182)

    madkane
    27 Sep 2014 | 7:20 pm
    It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to BRIAN ALLGAR, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: The comic made jokes that were lame. “I’ll tell you why Caesar’s my name: I was set in a whirl By this beautiful girl – I saw her, I conquered, I came.” And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Tim James, Byron Miller a/k/a Errol Nimbly, Jon Gearhart, Brendan Powers, Fred Bortz, Kirk Miller, and Sue Dulley. Here are…
  • Me, Myself, & I (Limerick)

    madkane
    25 Sep 2014 | 2:41 pm
    Do you cringe when people incorrectly use the reflexive pronoun “myself” instead of “me?” Myself too! (And yes, I was joking.) Misuse of “myself” is widespread. It’s an error that people should shed. To reflexively use it And often abuse it May stop you from getting ahead.
  • Lame Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

    madkane
    20 Sep 2014 | 7:06 pm
    It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.) I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week’s…
  • Limerick of the Week (181)

    madkane
    20 Sep 2014 | 6:58 pm
    It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to WILL T. LAUGHLIN, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: Will T. Laughlin: So why’d the cathedral collapse? I’m afraid it’s a clear story, chaps: Some knave with a phone (For reasons unknown) Attempted to download the apse. And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Jon Gearhart, Brian Allgar, David Lefkovits a/k/a Dr. Goose, Jim Delaney, and Allen Wilcox. Here are their respective…
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    iambossy.com

  • In Honor Of Ken Burns’ Series The Roosevelts

    BOSSY
    15 Sep 2014 | 5:51 am
    Last night Bossy watched the Ken Burns’ series on PBS, The Roosevelts, which is to say Bossy and her mother and her daughter were ignoring the show and talking about boys. But when Bossy did turn her attention to the television, everything sounded vaguely familiar, as if Bossy had written a book about the Roosevelts herself. And then Bossy remembered she did write a book about the Roosevelts, dressed as a blog post answering the question: What if the Roosevelts were around today? To help with that task, Bossy turned to Facebook. You see, this was Franklin Roosevelt: Franklin Roosevelt…
  • Farewell Dear Stella

    BOSSY
    2 Sep 2014 | 6:02 pm
    Mere hours before daybreak and an appointment that would have decided things for her, Stella shut off her own light. She did it with grace and dignity, on her terms, at the Bossy family house with her people lying on the floor around her. Ironically it was a woman named Kitty who was responsible for Bossy’s Great Dane. It was 2005 and the Bossy family had just lost their aging dog to cancer. This prompted Bossy to launch what she calls the research process, even though Bossy’s mom refers to it as good as done. Bossy had always wanted a giant dog, which are hard to come by in mutt…
  • How Bossy Spent Her Summer Vacation – And The Two Years Leading Up To It

    BOSSY
    28 Aug 2014 | 11:25 am
    Hello, and welcome to I Am Bossy, a humor blog without the blog posts! Luckily the blog is still funny. Even if currently written and archived entirely within the confines of Bossy’s own head! Bossy hasn’t been writing lately because of the following items, in no particular order except from most important to even more important: Working. Bossy has been working full time at an Institutional Investment Firm. If you don’t understand what Bossy could possibly provide in skills to an Institutional Investment Firm, you are not alone! In fact you are joined by Bossy, along with…
  • Explaining Stuff To Aliens: How To Tell Time

    Lauren
    22 May 2014 | 10:19 am
    You see we have these things called clocks and no one looks at them because we have phones. Yes phones are for talking to people who aren’t there, but they’re also for telling time. No you don’t actually tell time anything, but rather telling time is the process of knowing what time it is. And you know what time it is because you look at a clock. Shall we begin? Clocks have numbers on them. Except sometimes they don’t: And each number represents an hour which is one hour long. An hour takes an hour, which is also sixty minutes. A minute takes a minute and is made up of…
  • Ten Word Tuesday: The Reading In Bed Edition

    Lauren
    7 May 2014 | 12:11 pm
    Look! It’s time for Ten-Word Tuesday on Wednesday! That’s because Thursday is the new Friday! Shall we? For the past week, Bossy has been sleeping with Keith Richards. In doorstop form. It all began when Bossy borrowed Keith Richards from Bossy’s friend Barbara because Barbara said, “It’s actually a very good read.” Which brings up an interesting point. Actually is never a word you want associated with your achievements. It’s like the time Bossy invited her neighbor Tracy over for appetizers, and Tracy said, “Actually the roasted beets with goat…
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    29 Sep 2014 | 10:00 pm
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    CAP News

  • Grimace Declares Free Agency, Signs With BK

    30 Sep 2014 | 5:12 am
    MIAMI, Fla. (CAP) - Long-time McDonald's restaurant icon and Ronald McDonald confidant Grimace, who sent shockwaves through the food services industry when he declared his free agency from the fast food giant, has signed a long-term deal with rival Burger King. The exact terms of that deal were not disclosed. "This was a business decision and does not reflect on Ronald or anyone in the McDonald's family," said Grimace's agent, Scott Boras. "The demand for a guy who can do what Grimace does is pretty clear in today's marketplace, and Grimace knows that." Grimace and Burger King came to an…
  • HS Band Members Getting Laid In Record Numbers

    29 Sep 2014 | 4:12 am
    PRINCETON, NJ (CAP) - According to a recent Princeton University survey, male high school band members are more likely now than ever to get laid. Due to the suffering economy, as well as the general downfall of all things Americana, the study found that band geeks can look forward to a big year. Tedd Mills, a senior tuba player out of Ridgmont, Minn., has high hopes, according to a Facebook podcast Mills made last year. In the podcast, Mills claims he has made a lot of changes in his life, including ditching his signature cape, which he no longer needs to disguise his back brace as the…
  • NFL Player Caught On Film Hitting Every Button In Elevator

    26 Sep 2014 | 4:17 am
    NEW YORK (CAP) - The NFL's public relations woes continued today when video surfaced showing New York Giants Guard James Brewer hitting all of the buttons in an elevator and then stepping off of it as the doors closed. Commissioner Roger Goodell said the league is still validating the authenticity of the grainy�surveillance footage. "Come on, that could be any 330-pound black man wearing a Gaints jersey with BREWER across the back," said Goodell. "Besides, he didn't hit the buttons for all 42 floors � he missed the entire last column." This video is just the latest in a string�of…
  • Wesleyan University Mandates Coed Restrooms By 2017

    25 Sep 2014 | 4:15 am
    MIDDLETOWN, Conn. (CAP) - Wesleyan University has announced plans to move forward with a proposed effort to desegregate all restrooms on campus and make each of them coed. School officials say the move is intended to improve gender tolerance. "At Weslyan, we're proud of our innovative approach to problem-solving," said President Michael Roth. "Within a couple years, the great rift that separates the students' bodies will no longer divide the student body." The news comes on the heels of the university's decision to require all fraternities to become coed by 2017, a move intended�to create…
  • Marvel's Newest Superhero, The Rude Nude Dude

    24 Sep 2014 | 3:35 am
    SAN DIEGO, Calif. (CAP) - Comic book giant Marvel Comics yesterday revealed their newest and perhaps most controversial superhero to date when they announced plans for The Rude Nude Dude. The news came during a press conference for next year's Comic-Con comic book convention in San Diego. "We took a look at the superhero universe and saw that most of the ordinary super powers were already taken," said Marvel's Stan Lee. "So we asked ourselves - what would a superhero built for this day and age need that nobody else has?" The answer, said Lee, involved three factors. First, the hero had to be…
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  • Super Sunglasses

    blogger
    12 Sep 2014 | 7:41 pm
    Brand History Super Sunglasses is a premium eyewear line from lifestyle brand, RETROSUPERFUTURE® owned by Daniel and Simon Beckerman. Daniel and Simon created RETROSUPERFUTURE® to give fellow eyewear lovers a more high-end range of sunglasses at reasonable price points. Daniel, who was a publisher teamed up with his brother Simon and together, they set out a mission to make eyewear that is infinitely better than what’s out there. Featuring high fashion designs, top of the line materials and Italian craftsmanship, RETROSUPERFUTURE®’s Super Sunglasses is all about offering premium…
  • Stance™ Socks

    blogger
    8 Sep 2014 | 7:34 pm
    Brand History Stance™ is a California legwear brand established in 2010 by a group of designers who are committed in elevating a basic wardrobe essential into a fashion statement, the humble socks. Let’s be real, it’s one of the most overlooked piece in our wardrobe arsenal. At Stance™, socks do not just take center stage, it also takes on a central role. Stance™ socks promise to represent your changing style, your attitude, your lifestyle. Stance™ is home to statement-making socks that are not just constructed with quality and fit in mind, but also aims to make socks an…
  • Quay

    blogger
    4 Sep 2014 | 8:26 pm
    Brand History Based in Australia is Quay eyeware brand which was established in 2004 by designers, Allen and Linda Hammond. The idea to create Quay eyeware was borne out of necessity rather than simply stirring the pot. Allen and Linda saw the lack of stylish yet unique eyeware styles on the market and that’s how they knew they need to create something new, something fun and something extraordinary in the eyeware department. Quay eyeware puts a fresh spin on timeless eyeware designs while mixing things up with their own original designs. Quay offers a massive selection of classic and…
  • Pyramid America

    blogger
    31 Aug 2014 | 8:17 pm
    Brand History Pyramid America is a premier publishing company and home of one of the most extensive archives of music, film and pop culture memorabilia. Established by the biggest names in the music, print and imaging business, (Erol Liguori of Prolific Art, Allistair Mayer, who is the President of Pyramid Posters UK, and Charles Cohen who was the Sales Manager of Funky Enterprises), Pyramid America delivers an exciting range of posters, album cover posters and 3D posters of some of the most legendary names in the entertainment business. Pyramid America products are available in selected…
  • Grenson

    blogger
    27 Aug 2014 | 10:13 pm
    Brand History Grenson is a UK-based leather goods brand established by William Green in 1866. William, who was taught about shoemaking by his mother, produced shoes in his cottage-based business in Rushden, Northamptonshire until William decided to formalize his brand by establishing a small shoe shop: William Green & Son. It wasn’t long before the William Green shoes became renowned for its quality, craftsmanship and durability. As the brand grew, so did his brand. William decided to open a shoe factory to accommodate the demand for his leather shoes in 1874 and called it the Green…
 
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    PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

  • They take their white carpet very seriously.

    Kerry
    29 Sep 2014 | 11:02 am
    Alice in Columbus, Ohio noticed this note taped to the door of a neighboring apartment. “I guess the tenants must have taken over a place that had formerly housed drug dealers and they were fed up with people coming by looking for drugs,” she says. “The note begins amiably enough — ‘Take shoes off at door’ — then takes quite a turn with its devastating conclusion. related: This not a brothel!
  • This used to be a pretty doormat.

    Kerry
    26 Sep 2014 | 8:01 am
    Out submitter in Chicago notes that, remarkably enough, within a day or so of this note being posted (or rather, secured with packing tape to the floor), the oh-so-pretty doormat magically reappeared! (I’d like to imagine that this was the stolen doormat in question.) related: Wrath mat extra credit: How to keep a doormat from being stolen [metafilter.com]
  • Don’t leave a kitchen sucker punch

    Kerry
    24 Sep 2014 | 8:43 pm
    Suzanne’s office in Chicago is filled with lots of so-called “creatives” — you know, the types who are too busy working on BIG IDEAS to deal with the banalities of, say, dirty dishes. Finally, someone decided it would take a real heavyweight to draw some attention to the problem. related: Right/wrong justified
  • You dirty rat, you killed my childhood

    Kerry
    21 Sep 2014 | 6:10 pm
    Sue in Northbrook, Illinois says that some 10 months after tricking her 6-year-old daughter with Jimmy Kimmel’s “I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy” challenge, little Mia remembered the prank and, with a renewed sense of outrage, stormed off to express her anger in note form. Mia’s mom notes that she’s normally referred to as “Mommy” by her daughter (and by her friends as “Sue”), so she knew she was in trouble when she saw this missive addressed to “Susan.” related: The Parent Tax
  • Hide Green Tomatoes!

    Kerry
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:00 pm
    Emma in Canada spotted this very un-Canadian note today in her neighborhood. Meanwhile, Christa in North Carolina apparently takes her ripe tomatoes quite seriously, too. related: Attack of the tomato killers!
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    BroBible

  • A Bunch of European Lads Tried To Do A Rugby Scrum Into A Club

    Brandon Wenerd
    30 Sep 2014 | 3:26 pm
    YouTube Not going to lie, I kind of love this. A presumably-drunken group of “lads” (a.k.a. what Europeans call “Bros” across the pond) was out pub crawling when a fuddyduddy bouncer refused to let their group in. So they tried scrum through the bouncers into a bar, which is definitely one of the most innovative ways I’ve ever heard of getting into a bar. I have some thoughts on this: sometimes i watch videos like this and question how europe ever became the "civilized" continent. http://t.co/IV6mLioZwX — Brandon Wenerd (@brandonwenerd)…
  • 10 Sexy Seasoning Tricks For Your Next Steak

    David Covucci
    30 Sep 2014 | 3:12 pm
    YouTube This video, from FoodBeast, is PORNOGRAPHICALLY good. I’ve always been a ‘salt a half-an-hour before searing’ kind of guy with my steaks, but after watching, I’m convinced I need to change things up. The Kung Pao made me salivate onto my keyboard, and the English Pub looks like an umami bomb. But the best part is the noise each time the steaks get slapped and rubbed with marinade. Love it. [Via Sploid]
  • Navy SEAL Has Awesome Set Of Demands For Men Who Want To Date His Daughter

    Brandon Wenerd
    30 Sep 2014 | 2:44 pm
    Facebook Marcus Luttrell is a former Navy SEAL and the best-selling author of the book Lone Survivor about about a heroic failed Navy SEALs counter-insurgent mission in Afghanistan. You might recall the movie starring Mark Wahlberg, which was released late last year. Anyway, Luttrell wrote a pretty amusing epic Facebook post last week about what intends  do when his daughter grows up and begins to date. It’s a joke, of course, but as he explained to Fox and Friends over the weekend, he’s just looking out for his little girl: “I hope she finds somebody who loves her…
  • This Customer’s Olive Garden Feedback Card Just Goes To Show What A Rip-Off ‘Endless’ Pasta Is

    Rebecca Martinson
    30 Sep 2014 | 2:40 pm
     It’s no secret that I hate Olive Garden, to the point where I’d rather shave my pubes using a shattered light bulb laced with heroin than spend money on “pasta” there. Speaking of pasta, did you know that Olive Garden has an endless pasta deal? That’s actually a rhetorical question, since there’s no way you AREN’T aware of it since they’ve been pimping that special all over town like a hooker who just got back on the street after a DDD boob job. But did you know that endless pasta doesn’t actually mean endless pasta? That’s right, Olive Garden is a dirty filthy…
  • CJ Wilson’s Hot Model Wife Lisalla Montenegro Is About To Fall Out Of That Robe She’s Wearing

    Boatshoe Bobby
    30 Sep 2014 | 2:12 pm
    Lisalla Montenegro, Instagram Yo, Lisalla. I know you’re trying to show off your “No extensions, No filter — A la Naturale” thing you captioned this photo with, but that robe’s drop-dropping it low, girl. Not that I am complaining. In fact, just the opposite. Just thought you should know, Lisalla. Carry on… (She totally reads this, you know?)
 
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  • You broke my burrito! and 2 other moments I stink at giving people grace.

    Jon
    30 Sep 2014 | 2:00 am
      Sometimes I like to think I’m good at this grace thing. Mostly this happens after I have listened to the song “Oceans” by Hillsong United. Having been hit with the audio waves of that fantastic chorus 92 times, I take my headphones out and make some strong declarations. “This is it! I’m going to show other people grace! I am going to walk on water and be bold and brave and yay #TeamGrace!” I don’t pronounce the word “Hashtag” out loud because I’m not 13 but in that moment, I do get ready to live with so much grace. Until, I run into these three situations and…
  • Something no counselor tells you about marriage.

    Jon
    23 Sep 2014 | 2:00 am
    I wish you could take your honeymoon 10 years after you’ve been married instead of 10 minutes after you’ve been married. When you first get married you don’t know how to vacation together. You’re amateurs at this whole “doing life together” thing. On my honeymoon for instance, I decided to spend four hours winning a ping pong tournament. Why? Because I’m an idiot and didn’t know that one of Jenny’s love languages was “Spending quality time together.” I swore that her love language was “My husband winning a ping pong tournament at a Sandals resort.” The vacations we…
  • Bro-ears

    Jon
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:00 am
    (Today is a great guest post from Gabriel Lytle! Check him out on Twitter too @gaberuski!) I’ve spied shell necklaces under a collar. I’ve seen “Ice” swaying about one’s tank. I even once witnessed pants touching the ground, But there’s a new sheriff in town: In-ear monitors In-ear monitors (aka “ears”) are high-tech earphones typically molded to fit snug inside your ear. You know, something a musician uses while performing. I’m enjoying my job as a snobby barista, making lattes and denying room-for-cream, when suddenly a local worship…
  • When God goes full circle.

    Jon
    2 Sep 2014 | 2:00 am
    Six years ago, Jenny and I lived in Alpharetta, GA. We had a small house with green carpet and a purple bedroom that I called “Purple Rain.” The older woman before us who had owned it had what I believe interior designer’s call “Thomas Kinkade Palette.” We had young kids that were in that intense age where it’s impossible to leave the house, you destroy restaurants when you show up and you get roughly 92 minutes of uninterrupted sleep at night. In many ways we were in the survival years, but in others we were just starting to dream. Every few weeks, we would drive to a planned…
  • How to write an amazing Christian passive aggressive note.

    Jon
    26 Aug 2014 | 2:29 am
    Someone sent me a picture of a sign they saw in a church. It is perhaps the greatest Christian passive aggressive note I have ever seen in my life. Since we Christians are so into “teachable moments” I thought I might be able to redeem this but turning it into a teaching tool. Let’s do life together. We’re in a season. We should sit in circles not rows! Sorry, I get a little carried away when I start down the path of the ole Christian conversation. Here is how to write an amazing Christian passive aggressive note. 1. CAPS. YOU GOTTA GO WITH CAPS. You know who loves lower case? The…
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  • Cooking With ISIS

    David Crane
    23 Sep 2014 | 3:30 pm
    It seems there is more to ISIS then meets the eye.It's true they aspire to claim religious authority over all of the Muslim world.It's also true that they have established a caliphate or religious state.ISIS has been very effective at spreading their propaganda through social media via some ghastly decapitation videos.Maybe they will get some positive press with their take on the traditional Tomato and Cucumber Salad - MMM Refreshing......
  • How I feel after a Grande Espresso at Starbucks

    David Crane
    28 May 2014 | 3:29 pm
  • A hooker, A bag of chips and $5

    David Crane
    21 Sep 2013 | 5:02 pm
    I was sitting parked in my car in a seedier part of town, the sun was going down and societies undesirables were emerging from their crack dens to prowl the streets. Say what you like about society's undesirables but they certainly have an entrepreneurial streak.  Sitting in my car I was offered some crack,meth, molly and a "date" with a toothless lady (?) called Sharon.I politely declined any and all offers -"No thank you sir I will not partake of your fine crack cocaine ""Sorry Sharon I will respectfully decline your offer of a good time"When I had a moment I sent a text to my wife…
  • There's an Aryan in my kitchen.

    David Crane
    22 Jun 2013 | 2:36 pm
    Paula Deen and her latest admittance to using racial slurs has now  reached a higher level of intrigue.Paula Deen for those of you who are not aware, is not a platinum album selling rap artist. A career where the excessive use of the "N" word is necessary  to achieve any degree of success and street cred with your "homies". No Paula is in fact  an American cook, cooking show host, restaurateur, author, actress and Emmy Award-winning television personality.Paula Deen if you haven't figured it out yet is also white.Racism has become an key part of her success in the kitchen. Our…
  • As Dumb as a Shovel

    David Crane
    29 Nov 2012 | 6:01 pm
    There was a time when mankind was capable of great things.Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered new lands, Einstein had his theory of relativity and Bill Gates made the computer. But alas I fear that the time of mankind being at the top of the proverbial mental food chain have come to an end.In days of yore we had Shakespeare's Hamlet saying those famous words -"To be or not to be that is the question. Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles etc etc.....Thanks to a regular diet of…
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  • Rejecting Fat Narratives Of “Spiritual Hunger”

    PeaceBang
    27 Sep 2014 | 7:02 am
    Nellie referenced fat prejudice in a recent comment, so I thought I would share my latest PeaceBang.com post on JUST THAT VERY TOPIC! Actually, this seems like a potentially important conversation for clergy to have, since obesity and compulsive overeating are so often attributed to spiritual hunger, which is a concept I think is nonsense for many of us, but promoted by many in the care-giving professions. Here’s what I wrote. I hope it ministers to you as a fat person, or helps you to move beyond prejudices or assumptions you’re making about fat persons. Please comment! Share…
  • Subverting and Interrupting Unconscious Scripts

    PeaceBang
    25 Sep 2014 | 9:05 am
    I am so grateful to have been invited to stir the hornet’s nest on clergy image by K. who submitted the letter to which I responded in the post previous to this one. BZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZzzz! There we go! And it’s good to get it all out there again so I can state the mission of this blog, which is to encourage, help and goad religious leaders to understand the historical context in which we serve and to respond to it appropriately. You just thought this blog was about lip gloss and facial hair maintenance for the pulpit. It’s like this, True Believers. We love the church. We…
  • “Oh My God, Is THAT A DRESS?” On Clergy Women Dissing Professionally Dressed Clergy Women

    PeaceBang
    24 Sep 2014 | 7:33 pm
    K. wrote this cri de couer, and it’s a goodie. ok here’s my question and maybe you have addressed this–if so just direct me to the post. What is it with some (many?) clergy women and nice clothes? Specifically, I am a pastor in a northern state. So I get it’s cold up here. I get there are trees and woods and we all love to be woodsy and folksy and look like we just came off a nice camping trip. I get that. I love it. I really do. However, I think as a professional it’s important to also look put together. So when I go to assemblies, do presentations, lead…
  • Requests For “Gifts”

    PeaceBang
    24 Sep 2014 | 6:45 pm
    Dear discerning pigeons, I got this in my inbox the other day. Shocked and Old Fashioned Subject: Shocked and Old Fashioned Message: Is it ever okay to ask for gifts for oneself? Even if you’re deserving and you do it nicely? I was raised to believe that it’s never polite to request gifts for yourself – even if you’re in need. Instead, what you’re supposed to do, (I thought) was rely on close friends or family throw a fete on your behalf or spread the word about your need. In this day and age, you can even create an online registry, which savvy folks who want to…
  • Smokey Eye Favorites

    PeaceBang
    19 Sep 2014 | 8:49 pm
    Yep, Urban Decay is my favorite line for eye make-up. Cruelty free, great colors, they’re beautifully pigmented (none of this getting the package home and realizing that what looks like a dark brown pencil is really a sheer taupe one on your skin), and they last. 24/7 glide-on eye pencil in Corrupt. Shadow in Bust. Easy peasey and nice results: Share This Hide Sites
 
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  • The three most terrifying syndromes that turn you into another being

    Editor
    23 Sep 2014 | 3:41 pm
    We all know how many different syndromes exist in the world, physical and mentally. But for today we made a careful selection to show you three disorders that seem completely out of a sci-fi movie… or your worst nightmare! - Alien: The alien hand syndrome (AHS) is a rare neurological disorder characterized by  involuntary motor activity of one hand. The subject thinks his hand is alive, and since it behaves independently from its owner wishes, he interpretes the involuntary movements as intentional. That’s why it’s also known as the syndrome of the “alien…
  • Without a doubt this is a powerful reason to marry a dog in India

    Editor
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:41 pm
    We all have in mind, if they were to ask us, how an Indian wedding is, or who the bride and the groom look like. Well, remove that thought from your innocent mind and take a look: The thought we all share An 18-year-old Indian girl named Munda Mangli got married in a tribal ceremony with a stray dog​​, to get to break a curse that would affect her and her community. The elders of Jharkhanda, the village in which this extravagant fact happened, advised the parents of the girl to celebrate the wedding when a local guru convinced them that Munda was under an evil spell, which would bring the…
  • Celebrity blow-up dolls

    Editor
    10 Sep 2014 | 6:33 am
    The new men fantasies in the privacy are starting to take a more humane and realistic way and we come to the most admired celebrities on the international scene. An erotic sex dolls company has used the ‘boom’ of the sexiest famous in order to bring them in your house. Singer Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian model have sued the store, “Pipedream Products ” that produced a doll inspired by each one. As indicated by the music portal MTV News, Gaga wanted to retaliate against those responsible for such commercial activities that affect their own personal image. Gaga has decided…
  • Contemporary Design Trends: Orangeries Are the New Black

    Editor
    27 Aug 2014 | 4:14 am
    As another unpredictable British summer tails off, homeowners across the country are seeking ways to harness the last of the season’s rays … … which is why an orangerie is the ideal addition to the discerning sun worshippers property. Rather than setting up a deckchair and steadfastly refusing to move until the sun warms your pasty skin, invest in a contemporary design phenomenon that’ll leave your neighbours green with envy. As the name suggests, an orangerie was traditionally used to house citrus trees, enabling them to survive through harsh winters. From the 17th to the…
  • The 13 weirdest deaths in history!

    Nikos Kontorigas
    16 Jul 2014 | 9:36 am
    Nowadays, you get to hear that you have to live your life like there’s no tomorrow. Some of us do and that’s great actually because, if you read the list below you will understand that the cause of death can be varied, at least, and sometimes ridiculous. It goes without saying though, that the following people were certainly very unlucky. 1. Joao Maria de Souza from Brazil was killed in 2013 when a cow fell from the roof into his house, while he was asleep. Yeap, it is possible 2. Clement Vallandigham, a lawyer, was killed when he accidentally shot himself, while trying to prove…
 
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  • FAN MAIL!

    Jason Iannarino
    8 Sep 2014 | 6:30 pm
    As you all may know, I am now a segment producer for a new show called “The Flip Side starring Michael Loftus.” Loftus is an INCREDIBLY talented comedian/actor and a writer for a little show you might have heard of called “Anger Management” starring some guy named Charlie Sheen. I think he has done a few  movies or something. I am having a blast with this show and the crew of writers producers and artists that are involved. It’s a great group of guys and the project is actually taking off! We recently got picked up by Time Warner, Dish Network, and A T and T…
  • Michael Loftus Scores AGAIN with “The Flip Side”

    Jason Iannarino
    27 Apr 2014 | 9:43 am
    You have probably seen Michael Loftus on TV’s “World’s Dumbest” but there is nothing dumb about him. Loftus is known throughout Hollywood as one of the funniest stand up comedians around and also a very respected and accomplished writer for such shows as “The Lopez Show” and Charlie Sheen‘s popular show on FX, “Anger Management.” Most recently Loftus starred in a comedy special on the History Channel called “American Wiseass.” (Did I mention I was a producer on that show. I carried the project. Ok I was a producer anyway.) You…
  • The NEW ME!

    Jason Iannarino
    17 Apr 2014 | 9:43 am
    I’m back! Welcome to my new home on the web. I am going to be posting some content for you all, and you are going to love it. If you don’t, please feel free to f$ck yourself! Also,  follow me on Twitter and my new YouTube channel: I am a student of Relson Gracie Jiu Jitsu and I host a podcast called “The Jiu Jitsu Lifestyle Podcast” (Go subscribe on iTunes!) You never know where I’m going to be, or what I may be up to. I have had a life of adventures that include: Costarred in major motion pictures. Traveled the WORLD. Headlined comedy clubs all over the United…
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  • Week Two, September 13th

    Sue Sorenson
    23 Sep 2014 | 9:21 pm
    September always slips by too fast! Here we are in the fourth week and I don’t want it to end! After all the action in our last outing, we just couldn’t stay away from our favorite little canyon. So Saturday morning, September 13th we were at the trail head an hour before daylight. It might sound a little strange, but I’ve grown to love those early morning hikes, when the world is just beginning to stir to the dawning of another sunrise. You can feel, even before you hear, the awakening of life… the furtive, secretive sounds of creatures stirring in the brush, and…
  • Up Close!

    Sue Sorenson
    17 Sep 2014 | 8:53 am
    I posted the story of our hunt on September 6th… but here’s the video of my encounter with the bull that came within 16 yards of me! In the video you can see that I would have had an opportunity to shoot when the bull turned. I was thinking all the while he was facing me of this…but my indecision cost me the opportunity! Another lesson learned. You need to be confident and decisive in making judgments on what the bull is presenting you! What a awesome encounter and now of course I’m  helplessly addicted to elk hunting… especially hunting the rut! The post Up…
  • Opening Day

    Sue Sorenson
    16 Sep 2014 | 11:00 am
    August 29, 2014 found us hiking up the mountain to spend the night on a narrow hogback waiting for the dawning of the 2014 archery season. A dawn Gary came close to never seeing… It started with a very innocent looking shale slide. We have crossed many shale slides. This one really looked no different. We found ourselves committed with no turning back when things took a very nasty turn. I had gone on ahead, very consumed with trying to stay on the mountain, so I never noticed until I was across that Gary was not behind me. By this time I had gone around an outcrop of rock so Gary was…
  • One Week into September

    Sue Sorenson
    16 Sep 2014 | 10:31 am
    September 6th found us high up on the mountainside in the cool timber at the edge of the elk’s favorite bedding grounds. We had heard the bugles drifting down on the morning thermals as we hiked up in the dark that morning. Gary was pretty certain where they would be and formed a plan to draw a lonely bull within bow range.             The elk had been silent for over an hour as we made our way up to the edge of the dark timber where Gary was certain they were bedding. He had past experience with this area, and knew we didn’t dare venture any further.
  • Turkey and Bear-Catching up on the Spring Hunts!

    Sue Sorenson
    31 Aug 2014 | 6:31 pm
    Now that Opening day of Archery season has come and gone and the magical month of September is stretching out before us, I will try and get caught up on the hunts we had in the Spring! I drew a Spring bear tag in a unit we know very well… I’ve drawn this tag three times now, and it’s also the unit we elk hunt in. I was hoping third times a charm, as I had yet to fill a bear tag. Gary was able to go with me in April and as always it was beautiful with the green hills and wild flowers. There were deer in abundance…but we never saw a bear… not even any bear sign.
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    Where the Hell Was I?

  • Literally, the Only Thing I'm Writing About Today

    27 Sep 2014 | 5:50 pm
    (The science buzz over at Secondhand SCIENCE this week is all about nucleation. If you like ice, champagne or beer -- that's separately, not all together at once, weirdo -- then nucleation should be on your radar. And maybe in your glass. Bottoms up, science-lover.) Being overly literal -- like, literally literal -- is annoying as hell. Certain figures of speech or inconsistent usages make your cerebellum twitch, like a lab monkey with a forebrain electrode. Or a lab monkey with mild OCD who takes things too literally. Probably that also works, if you're not into torturing primates for the…
  • Nine-and-a-Half Reasons I'm Not Invited to the Next Party

    20 Sep 2014 | 1:46 pm
    (Heyo! The science we "out droppin', son" this week over at Secondhand SCIENCE is all about those freaky critters who light themselves up like Christmas trees. Wanna know how the fireflies fire? Then check out the words about biolumenescence over there. Plus something new tomorrow. New and sciency -- that'd light anyone up! Have a gander.) People who don't know me well think I'm quiet. I don't say a lot in crowds or around people I don't know well -- and that's generally better for everyone involved, whether they know it or not. We'll get to that. People who know me a little better often tell…
  • Man's Only, Probably Untasty, Friend

    13 Sep 2014 | 9:59 pm
    Yo, scienteers! Check out this week's Secondhand SCIENCE post, all about ionic liquids. Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds. Well, actually, it probably is. But the parts I understand are pretty simple. So there's that.) I like animals. Not just the delicious ones, but some of the other ones are good, too. Like bobcats. And rhinos. And the white-tailed ptarmigan. Come to think of it, those might be delicious, too. I shouldn't knock what I've never tasted slow-roasted with barbecue sauce. Anyway, animals are pretty cool, and I like taking care of the ones that I can bond with in…
  • I've Got Two Tickets to... Uh, Yeah

    5 Sep 2014 | 7:34 pm
    (This week's Secondhand SCIENCE whut-whut is all about gravitational lensing. You wanna bend some starlight? Then you'll need a black hole or a galaxy or a certain singer's badonkadonk. Check it out.) Things are a little hectic this week, with a current events sketch show tomorrow to prep for, and some writing deadlines looming on the horizon. Or in some cases, looming directly over my shoulder. "Deadline breath smells like old garlic and fear, by the way." Deadline breath smells like old garlic and fear, by the way. Not a good time. So, in lieu of anything substantive word-wise, please to be…
  • The Glasses Menagerie

    28 Aug 2014 | 10:48 pm
    (Hey, look! News and stuff and crap to read!: This week's Secondhand SCIENCE rap is all about DNA methylation. It's got bunny suits. A tenuous tie-in to the Simpsons, in honor of the episode marathon running this week. And no actual rapping. It's all there. Check it out. Also! If you're Boston-based -- or just a Massophile -- you might enjoy some of my recent spew over on Apartments.com. Pick a topic. You got books and museums and Fenway and beer and "Ahts" and more beer. Because always beer. Finally! Friday night is sketch night. Come see our sketch team Always on Deck in the Best of Boston…
 
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  • THE FALLOUT f/ TRÉ MELVIN | REALLY B REALLY EPISODE 13

    Kingsley
    27 Sep 2014 | 5:45 pm
    THE FALLOUT f/ TRÉ MELVIN | REALLY B REALLY EPISODE 13 Meet me in New Jersey Nov 21-23!!! http://tristate.playlist-live.com/ http://www.twitter.com/kingsleyyy http://www.instagram.com/kingsleyyy http://www.facebook.com/kingsleyyy http://kingsleyyy.tum... From: Kingsley Views: 148981 16597 ratings Time: 06:18 More in Comedy
  • Five Nights at Freddy's : WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

    SkyDoesMinecraft
    27 Sep 2014 | 2:28 pm
    Five Nights at Freddy's : WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! JOIN SKY AS HE PROCEEDS TO HOLD ONTO HIS BUTT IN HIS MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE AT FREDDY'S YET! Try Five Nights at Freddy's here! http://www.indiedb.com/games/five-nights-at-freddys Follow... From: SkyDoesMinecraft Views: 449960 25896 ratings Time: 08:29 More in Gaming
  • Minecraft - Point Scoring - Monster Hunters 3

    YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon
    27 Sep 2014 | 10:00 am
    Minecraft - Point Scoring - Monster Hunters 3 Minecraft mods fun! The trio venture out of their half-built base to claim the head of a nearby naga! Next Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fH_1zlKKeU&list=PL3XZNMGhpynN-767rLAQTZ0jyELxpBA... From: YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon Views: 335753 6370 ratings Time: 14:22 More in Gaming
  • THE CHEATSY SPOT (Garry's Mod Prop Hunt)

    SeaNanners Gaming Channel
    27 Sep 2014 | 9:00 am
    THE CHEATSY SPOT (Garry's Mod Prop Hunt) What is Prop Hunt? "Prop hunt plays like hide and seek but you can become smaller or bigger by picking a certain sized prop. Also, it has a lot more killing in it. In Prophunt, there is a... From: SeaNanners Gaming Channel Views: 1058035 29457 ratings Time: 02:57 More in Gaming
  • Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane and Jimmy Interview Each Other

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    27 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane and Jimmy Interview Each Other Jimmy mixes up the traditional interview format by having Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick rotate with him, giving them all a chance to impersonate each other. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 172756 2466 ratings Time: 02:18 More in Comedy
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  • Awesome Production of SU-30

    tim
    30 Sep 2014 | 10:04 am
    Stepanov Slava has travelled to the factory that assembles SU-130 warplanes and has made some very very artistic photos of the process plus he got a story with the photos. And we are having it all here now inside of … Read more...
  • Post Apocalyptic Chicken in Ukraine

    tim
    29 Sep 2014 | 3:47 pm
    If you wondered how the post apocalyptic world might look like seconds after a disaster this might be a real life, not movie taken, scene. Thousands of suddenly freed chicken leave the farm, trying to eat something, trying to each … Read more...
  • Soviet Dancing Youth in 1989

    tim
    29 Sep 2014 | 1:32 pm
      If you have ever wondered how a late Soviet dance event might looked like then this is how. A short video but almost guaranteed to make you smile at least. Well, I don’t think its too much different from … Read more...
  • Beauty and Volcanoes of Kamchatka

    tim
    29 Sep 2014 | 9:02 am
      Here are some photos of the Kamchatka region – the one with volcanoes and bears, as seen by a tourist. Denis travelled there and took these nice photos. He says that nature there is a lot like the regular … Read more...
  • Washing Lettuce and Cutting Salads

    tim
    28 Sep 2014 | 10:26 pm
    From time to time we get our hands on pre-made, pre-chopped salads in fast food chains, or sometimes pre-washed salad ingredients in the stores. I was thinking the salads were chopped on site in the local fast food place, and … Read more...
 
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  • Awkward News Update: Laser Cat

    awkward
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:00 am
    Well, order has been restored to the universe. Schenectady High School senior Draven Rodriguez, who started a petition to get his unusual photo featured in the yearbook as his senior portrait, has his cake and is now eating it too. Recently, the school’s principal posed for a photo with Rodriquez in the ultimate display of solidarity. Perhaps our education system is in better shape than we thought. Well, order has been restored to the universe. Schenectady High School senior Draven Rodriguez, who started a petition to get his unusual photo featured in the yearbook as his senior…
  • The Wiz

    awkward
    30 Sep 2014 | 10:42 am
    “I cannot recall what grade I was in, only that I never smiled again. My mother made me wear that horrible western-styled shirt, and I was furious. I think this was the first time I became consciously aware of fashion and self-respect. My Tasmanian friends, whose young children had never seen such a thing, asked, upon seeing this photo, ‘Is he a wizard?’” (submitted by James) “I cannot recall what grade I was in, only that I never smiled again. My mother made me wear that horrible western-styled shirt, and I was furious. I think this was the first time I became…
  • 11 Families Who Don’t Care About Rail Safety

    awkward
    29 Sep 2014 | 8:50 pm
  • The Metamorphosis

    awkward
    29 Sep 2014 | 8:35 pm
    “A few years back, during Halloween, a friend’s mom took this photo with her son who was dressed as a bug. She refused to sit next to him!” (submitted by Eric) “A few years back, during Halloween, a friend’s mom took this photo with her son who was dressed as a bug. She refused to sit next to him!” (submitted by Eric)
  • The Wetting

    awkward
    29 Sep 2014 | 2:42 pm
    The union has been blessed. (via reddit) The union has been blessed. (via reddit)
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  • Venice of the Ozarks Briefly Revealed

    FairCityNews.com
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:11 am
    A CU gondola carries travels down Brentwood canal Springfield, MO – Yesterday flood rains dissected the city of Springfield into a group of 118 small islands separated by canals and for a few moments Springfield existed as the Venice of the Ozarks, further verifying the city as one of the most important tourist destinations in the world. Before the deluge of rain, Springfield, MO was listed as the 28th most visited city in Missouri. There are numerous attractions in the area, such as Bass Pro Shops, the site where they shot a COPS episode last year and a field where Brad Pitt once pissed on…
  • Snake Oil – September

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    16 Sep 2014 | 6:18 am
  • MSU Provost Finally Exacts Revenge

    FairCityNews.com
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:27 am
    Finnegan, mastermind behind 37-year revenge Springfield, MO – In what’s being labeled as “an act thirty seven years in the making”, Missouri State University Provost and Vice Chairman of Bureaucratic Affairs Manfred Finnegan is being hailed as both “a visionary in the art of revenge” and “possibly the worst person to ever exist” as a result of his decision to close down the better part of Grand Street for repairs as the school year begins. “Oh, let me tell you, I’ve waited a long, long, long time for this”, he gleefully…
  • Mobile Car Compactor Solves MSU Parking Problem

    FairCityNews.com
    11 Sep 2014 | 5:40 am
    Car smasher fits more cars into parking spaces Springfield, MO – Missouri State University officials acknowledged campus parking has been causing extra challenges this fall, because of more students and new construction so they have implemented a plan to bring in a mobile car compactor to help alleviate parking congestion. “When I hear a complaint that says there is no where to park, that’s simply not true,” said one official, “With our new mobile car compactor we will be able to fit more cars into tighter, more convenient spaces, which should please our student…
  • Clif Smart to Twerk @ MSU Blackout

    FairCityNews.com
    10 Sep 2014 | 6:43 am
    Smart seen twerk practicing in Student Union Springfield, MO – After crowd surfing at the newly renovated Plaster Stadium, Clif Smart has vowed to twerk during Saturday’s 6:00 pm Bears home opener vs. North Dakota if the new student section is packed out for Saturday night’s “Blackout”. Smart set the stage by crowd surfing earlier this week and claimed to raise the stakes if the students come out to support the MSU football team. “Obviously the only place to go after crowd surfing is twerking,” said sophomore Jamie Lake, of Kirksville, MO, “that’s…
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  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:48 am
    Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
  • Tampax says FML

    Tampax
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:46 am
    Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    30 Sep 2014 | 10:45 am
    Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
  • super maman says FML

    super maman
    29 Sep 2014 | 8:08 pm
    Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
  • KasSmoke says FML

    KasSmoke
    29 Sep 2014 | 7:13 pm
    Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
 
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    Lowering the Bar

  • Legally Dead Man Sentenced to Be Actually Dead

    Kevin
    30 Sep 2014 | 1:52 pm
    After I reported on the case of Donald Miller, the Ohio man who failed to convince a judge he should not be considered legally dead ("'No, You're Still Deceased,' Judge Tells Dead Man" (Oct. 10, 2013)), several people wrote in to ask what would happen if, for example, Miller was asked to pay taxes or charged with a crime. While the statute in question does say that a legal death is presumed to have occurred "for all purposes under the law of this state," my guess was that the state would not have much trouble ignoring such language in appropriate circumstances. I was right. Miller…
  • BREAKING: Officers Do Not Kill Suspect

    Kevin
    29 Sep 2014 | 12:08 pm
    Okay, it's not "breaking," but it does seem worth commenting on two recent cases in which officers did not open fire on a suspect. Of course most police-citizen interactions do not end in death, but lately it has at least started to seem a little like that's the exception rather than the rule. The first of these surprisingly non-fatal incidents is the one in which a 42-year-old man jumped the fence, ran across the lawn and got into the White House [update: two rooms into it] before he was apprehended. Some, perhaps understandably, saw this as a failure. "Under no…
  • Property Dispute Resolved With Power Saw

    Kevin
    29 Sep 2014 | 5:30 am
    According to his attorney, Mark Besemann "knew there was some sort of dispute over the exact property line" when he bought an acre of land in 2013. Here's where his neighbor claims the exact property line is: Photo: Bob King/Duluth News Tribune Of course this only "resolved" the dispute temporarily, because it led to a lawsuit by Besemann against the neighbor, Roger Weber. The case was supposed to go to trial last week but that was postponed to December at Weber's request, according to reports. Seems likely that's because Weber is running for a seat in the Minnesota House, and would prefer to…
  • Polygamist Ninja Women Unprepared for Swordplay

    Kevin
    26 Sep 2014 | 1:25 pm
    I should probably set up a Google Alert for the phrase "I've never seen anything like this." It usually signals pretty good material. In this case, what the officer had never seen was an incident in which, as The Guardian put it, "two armed 'polygamist' women dressed 'like ninjas' were subdued by a sword-wielding man during a home invasion." I've written about polygamists, ninjas, and sword-wielding men, but I think this is the first time even I have seen all three combined. According to the report, the two women, aged 18 and 22, forced their way into the home of a Utah man in an…
  • The Screaming Itches

    Kevin
    24 Sep 2014 | 11:05 am
    Today's Quiz: "The Screaming Itches" would be: (a) unwise to bring up on a first date (b) a good name for a band (c) a bad excuse for failing to appear in court (d) all of the above Of course the answer is (d), so I will admit that as a quiz that kind of sucked. But perhaps it will be of some use in the continuing effort here to educate people on What Not to Do. In this case—decided by the Sixth Circuit in 1985 but just made known to me (thanks, Rob)—there are actually three lessons. First, while it sometimes cannot be avoided, it is not a great idea to schedule overlapping or immediately…
 
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    nonamedufus

  • Photo Blogging Challenge - September

    nonamedufus
    30 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
    This month's challenge from ol' P.J. is black and white. I took him literally and so all my photos this week are black and white. I'm used to colour photographs so this month's collection was a bit of an eye opener for me.That round thing on the table is a ceramic puffin we picked up at a gift shop in Ogunquit, Maine a few years ago. But what I like about this picture is how the light shines through the metal shade onto the wall behind.These are flowers on our kitchen table. I was having lunch and doing a crossword when I thought these white flowers might satisfy this week's prompt.I'd been…
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    28 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
  • I Love To Spoil Them - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    23 Sep 2014 | 2:10 pm
    The big fella with the long white beard offered to take me on a tour. And as he spoke I noticed how his eyes twinkled and that his dimples were merry. How could I refuse. Heck, I'd surely hurt his feelings.So we jumped into his little red golf cart and as he gave a whistle away we flew through an immensely huge factory. Man, it was bigger than Amazon! There were cobblers cobbling and little elves elving and then what to my wondering eyes should appear but seven dwarfs carrying kegs of beer.Out of the golf cart I flew in a flash at the big guy's offer of a glass from his secret stash. And it…
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    21 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
  • Taught By My Example - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    16 Sep 2014 | 4:00 am
    "Having grandkids is great" I thought. "You get to teach them stuff and play with them, not to mention spoil them with gifts and candy and such, and when they start to get tired or a little out of control you get to give them back."So I starting thinking and planning what I'd do with my grandkids the next time they visited. They're my daughter's kids. And I love to spoil them while making things difficult for her and her husband - in a fun way of course. They'd tell their parents "But Grampa said... " I look upon it sort of as karma. My daughter's not so sure."Let's see" I said to myself…
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    Ann's Rants

  • Changing Seasons

    Ann Imig
    22 Sep 2014 | 8:45 am
    I love this change of seasons. By the time I’ve finally input my boys’ extra-curriculars into my iBrain, our Midwestern Indian summer cools down for crisp mornings. My kids settle in to their classrooms, the new routine becomes more familiar, and we can enjoy our walk to school among trees turning Technicolor. Though I adapt fairly well to changing schedules, and welcome the swap from sweaty maxi-dresses to cozy sweater coats, it’s the metaphorical changing of seasons with which I sometimes struggle. In fact, as my kids grow they seem to spin through the seasons of their lives far…
  • Kindergartners at the preschool reunion

    Ann Imig
    16 Sep 2014 | 10:35 am
    Recently my niece (who works as a nanny) made me aware that not only do some preschools hold graduation ceremonies, but some also hold reunions for their graduates. Imagine all the catching up among those 5-year-olds! Okay, I’ll imagine for you…   “OMG! You look exactly the same!!” “No, I look better. I wipe my own nose now!”   “Boy, please, those skinny jeans look AMAZE. What’s your secret?” “No diaper butt, no problem! [wink]“   “Wememboh when we wew babies and couldn’t say ouw lettoh ow?
  • Anna Whiston-Donaldson’s “Rare Bird” is an open palm of faith, fortitude, and hope

    Ann Imig
    9 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    Today Anna Whiston-Donaldson’s memoir Rare Bird appears  in bookstores everywhere. Three years ago yesterday, her son Jack went out to play in the rain and never came home.   I wrote, then: “One of ours has lost one of theirs. He was right here—just the other day—and now no more. Children die every day. We know this, and we keep walking our own paths, trying to keep sight of our own children and loved ones, busy with the foraging of our own day. Mothers, fathers, daughters and sons walk all around us, and every day people get separated from the pack—lost, perished. As…
  • Practice humor. Because crying and eating is funny.

    Ann Imig
    4 Sep 2014 | 7:14 pm
    Have you ever tried to cry and eat at the same time? It’s difficult, but possible. Recently I watched a sad internet video, and I cried, while continuing to eat my delicious Oats N’ More directly from the box. Soon I was crying, eating, and also laughing — all while trying to not to choke on my No Brand Oat Bunches. Who stops eating to cry? By chomping away you tell that sadness Okay sadness, you have the exact quotient of sad to give me tears and a lump in my throat, but not enough sad to merit interruption of semi-delectable oat clusters passing through my esophagus. Which…
  • My privilege is showing. It think it’s probably better that way.

    Ann Imig
    14 Aug 2014 | 5:10 pm
    I feel confident writing humor and publishing it here. I enjoy this luxury– blogging and spearheading LTYM–while conscious of self-employment as a luxury that any manner of life-events could interrupt. My privilege of creative expression stems from stability–at present a life free of major stressors (illness, poverty, for starters, and racism is where this is going) and, historically, a life full of pretty much every imaginable support. Fear has kept me from writing this post–fear of showing my privilege, of saying the wrong thing, of sounding like I know what…
 
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    The Bean

  • Always Room for Chips

    Bejewell
    22 Sep 2014 | 6:13 am
    I’ve eaten too much Not a single bite more can pass between these lips (Unless, of course, our server comes by and refills the tortilla chips.)
  • The Cosmo Quiz: Facial Hair Edition

    Bejewell
    28 Aug 2014 | 6:00 am
    If you’re currently growing out your facial hair and considering the Full Beard + No Mustache option — but you’re unsure if this is the right look for you — please ask yourself the following questions: 1.  Are you Amish? 2. Are you Abraham Lincoln? 3. Are you a leprechaun? 4. Are you Uncle Sam? 5. Are you a Klingon? If you answered “yes” to one or more of the above questions, this look is totally appropriate for you. If you answered “no” to all of the above, but have already grown your facial hair out to this unfortunate style — Heads up,…
  • Target Store Opens More than Three Checkout Lanes; Shoppers Confused

    Bejewell
    2 Aug 2014 | 9:10 am
    AUSTIN, TX—Shoppers used to waiting in long lines at a local Target store’s three open checkout lanes were baffled this Saturday when a fourth register was opened. “We all just stood there, staring at each other,” said Nina Martin, a mom of three who was fifth in line at Lane 26 in the Parmer/I-35 North location when the light for Lane 27 suddenly flashed on. “There were at least three people behind me and we all wanted to rush over there, but none of us did because we just couldn’t believe it.” Store manager Nicholas Strong made the unprecedented decision to open a fourth…
  • Death By Toenail

    Bejewell
    29 Jun 2014 | 8:20 am
    The Big Bean is one of my favorite people in the world. He’s a great husband. A wonderful father. A good friend. He works hard to provide for his family. He makes me laugh every day. And last night, he almost killed me with his toenails. For years I’ve joked about his poor foot grooming habits, complaining (mostly in jest) that the nails were too long and too strong, the jagged bits dangerously sharp (but probably convenient when climbing). I’ve called him names like Fred Flintstone and Tarzan. I’ve asked him to fetch me a bunch of bananas from the tallest tree in the…
  • Know Who’ll Love This Giveaway? Your Mom

    Bejewell
    7 May 2014 | 6:07 pm
    I don’t often do giveaways. In fact, I’ve only done one giveaway on this blog that I can remember, and that was like six years ago when I still had a Blackberry. I gave a $5 gift card to the first person who correctly identified the mysterious booger-like substance I found on my desk. (Correct answer for the curious: Lotion spooge.) So clearly I’m not an expert in the giveaway department. But when I met this amazing jewelry designer named Ryan Sadkin, I knew I had to do one. Because Ryan Sadkin, being not only an incredibly talented designer but also just an all-around super-hot and…
 
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    The Good, Clean Funnies List

  • Cooking Carp

    info@gcfl.net
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    Our family had a recipe for carp, handed down for generations. Dig a deep hole in the ground, pour in red-hot coals, and cover with a bucket of river mud. Lay carp on top of that, followed by another layer of mud and another layer of coals. Cover and let simmer in the ground for 8 hours. Dig it all up and eat the mud. It tastes like carp, but you don't have to remove all those bones. Received from Steve Sanderson.
  • Late for Class

    info@gcfl.net
    29 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    At a prestigious university there is a clear hierarchy that outlines how long one was to wait for a class to begin if the professor doesn't show up. A full professor is rated fifteen minutes; an associate only ten. A mere instructor was expected to be on time, if not early. This system worked only one way, however, and students were afforded no such grace. It was to be expected, therefore, that one professor, the foremost authority in his field by his own admission, would register distinct annoyance when a student, just out of military service, was late for class for the third morning…
  • If I Die First...

    info@gcfl.net
    26 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?" He replied, "Probably the same thing." Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
  • Forensic Science

    info@gcfl.net
    25 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly.
  • A Strawberry and a Cucumber

    info@gcfl.net
    24 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    A strawberry and a cucumber grew up in the same garden patch. They were best buds growing up. As they grew older, they decided it was time to branch out, leave home, and see the world. So they hitched a ride on a nearby vegetable cart and took off. Their first stop was at a local farmer's market. Unfortunately, that's where the trouble started. A big row broke out and they got separated, one of them ending up in a jam and the other in a pickle. Received from Dale Birch.
 
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    Joe Donatelli

  • Book Review: ‘Rise of the Warrior Cop’ by Radley Balko

    Joe Donatelli
    28 Sep 2014 | 7:57 pm
    A review of ‘Rise of the Warrior Cop’ by Radley Balko, an important book about criminal justice and policing in a free society.
  • Playboy Articles

    Joe Donatelli
    6 Sep 2014 | 4:33 pm
    The 7 Reasons Why You Are Wrong Best Hot Sauces: Ranked Three-Breasted Woman: The Official Timeline LeBron and Balding Denial Here are Those Celeb Nudes You’re Looking for The 15 Worst Fjords in the World
  • Reason Articles

    Joe Donatelli
    1 Jul 2014 | 11:00 am
    Obamacare Apologies to the Whole Foods Crowd
  • Buzzsumo on What Goes Viral

    Joe Donatelli
    20 Jun 2014 | 11:28 am
    Buzzsumo's list of 10 factors that can help a piece of content go viral. Good stuff for all us bloggers to remember.
  • The Curmudgeon’s Guide to Getting Ahead by Charles Murray

    Joe Donatelli
    31 May 2014 | 9:43 am
    I highly recommend The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead by Charles Murray.
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    Futility Closet

  • Client Management

    Greg Ross
    30 Sep 2014 | 3:01 pm
    A good anecdote is told of Josquin [des Prez] and his royal patron, Louis XII. The king was particularly fond of a certain popular song, and desired Josquin to arrange it for several voices, and to include a part for himself (Louis). The last condition was rather a puzzle for the composer, as the king knew nothing of music, and had a very bad and unpliant voice; however, he set to work, wrote a canon on the melody for two boys’ voices, added a part for the king which he marked ‘Vox Regis,’ consisting of only one constantly repeated note, and placed below a bass part which he…
  • Cross Purposes

    Greg Ross
    30 Sep 2014 | 7:01 am
    The Indonesian word for water is air. The Czech word for guest is host. The Basque for cold is hotz. The Russian for sock is pronounced no sock. (Thanks, Alec.)
  • Overtoun Bridge

    Greg Ross
    29 Sep 2014 | 11:58 pm
    Image: Wikipedia In the last 50 years, scores of dogs have jumped to their deaths from the bridge approaching Scotland’s Overtoun House. All the dogs have jumped between the final two parapets on the right-hand side, and nearly all have jumped on clear, sunny days. The dogs tend to be long-nosed breeds, labradors, collies, and retrievers. It’s unlikely that the dogs are seeing something, because from their perspective little is visible. Acoustic experts have detected no unusual sounds. But mice and mink live under the bridge, and animal habitat expert David Sands found that the…
  • The Real-Life Sherlock Holmes

    Greg Ross
    29 Sep 2014 | 6:12 am
    Image: Wikimedia Commons Sherlock Holmes was based on a real man, a physician who trained Arthur Conan Doyle at the University of Edinburgh. During his medical lectures, Joseph Bell regularly astonished his students with insights into his patients’ lives and characters. “From close observation and deduction, gentlemen,” he said, “it is possible to make a diagnosis that will be correct in any and every case. However, you must not neglect to ratify your deductions.” In this episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll meet Joseph Bell and review the stories…
  • There’ll Always Be an England

    Greg Ross
    28 Sep 2014 | 11:53 pm
    From the Daily Telegraph obituary of British Army major Digby Tatham-Warter (1917–1993): Digby Tatham-Warter, the former company commander, 2nd Battalion, Parachute Regiment, who has died aged 75, was celebrated for leading a bayonet charge at Arnhem in September 1944, sporting an old bowler hat and a tattered umbrella. During the long, bitter conflict Tatham-Warter strolled around nonchalantly during the heaviest fire. The padre (Fr Egan) recalled that, while he was trying to make his way to visit some wounded in the cellars and had taken temporary shelter from enemy fire, Tatham-Warter…
 
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    Best Clean Funny Jokes

  • What’s a matta with you?

    traymond
    29 Sep 2014 | 8:13 am
    Louie: What’s this? Latka: It’s a kebble. Louie: What’s a kebble? Latka: 110 kebble make a lithnitch. Louie: What’s a lithnich? Latka: 270 lithnich make a matta. Louie: What’s a matta? Latka: I don’t know, what’s a matta with you?
  • M*A*S*H - doing inventory

    traymond
    28 Sep 2014 | 3:02 am
    Hawkeye: Sulfa...where’s the sulfa? Margaret: The sulfa’s in the living room. Hawkeye: What? Margaret: The sulfa’s in the living room. Between the end tables. Hawkeye: (astonished) Margaret, you told a joke! Margaret: I’m tired. Hawkeye: “The sulfa’s in the living room.” (starts laughing) I can’t believe you said that! Margaret: (laughing now, too) I told you I was tired! Hawkeye: No, I love it! Somebody’s finally been messing with your funny bone! Okay, sulfa...we got plenty. Margaret: Sulfa so good. (starts laughing again) Morphine.
  • How tired was he?

    traymond
    27 Sep 2014 | 9:00 am
    Person 1: You wouldn’t believe how tired my friend was. Person 2: Sure, I would. Person 1: No, you wouldn’t Person 2: Try me. Person 1: My friend was so tired, he fell asleep during his nap!
  • The new preacher is too young?

    traymond
    26 Sep 2014 | 9:00 am
    Parishioner 1: What do you think of the new pastor? I enjoyed his sermon this morning. Parishioner 2: I didn’t—he’s too young to preach! Parishioner 1: Why do you say that? Parishioner 2: He’s not old enough, to have sinned enough, to have repented enough, to preach to me about it!
  • Jonah and the whale and the alligator

    traymond
    25 Sep 2014 | 9:00 am
    Person 1: Isn’t the story of Jonah and the whale awesome? Imagine, being in the belly of the whale for three days! Person 2: That’s not that incredible - my uncle’s been in the belly of an alligator. Person 1: Really? For how wrong? Person 2: Going on three years now ...
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    Renée Finberg ' TELLS ALL ' in her blog of her Adventures in Design

  • It's Time To Get Married

    25 Sep 2014 | 5:56 am
    And pick up my daughter (Andi) & her sweetheart (Antoine)in Portland Maine and drive them back to Rockland Maine.I haven't seen her in 2 years.We were never apart more than 2 months until my move to Maine.My dear, dear and beautiful Mom!Has been the most loving and supportive....I don't know what I would have ever done without her.The older I get, the smarter she gets!!This is the church we will Marry in -St. John Baptist Episcopal Church.Father Peter Jenks will marry us. He has been great support and encouragement to me since I arrived on the scene.I consider him my friend…
  • Window Boxes & Faux Balconies

    11 Aug 2014 | 3:04 am
    window boxes, faux balconiesI adore window boxes and false balconies!!!Adding window boxes filled with flowers can radically change the facade of a building.Beacon Hill in Bostonwindow boxes, faux balconiesI think the window boxes mounted on the second story adds charm to this already pretty home.There is no limit to what you can use.Just fill with flowering plants and mount to a wall, door , or a window.window boxes, faux balconiesThis really says "NYC SPRING"window boxes, faux balconiesFaux BalconyWhat could do more for a structure than a faux balcony? Faux BalconyI have found a…
  • I Need A Rock

    11 Jun 2014 | 3:55 am
    It is finally beginning to warm up...there are signs of life ....the trees are sprouting tiny chartreuse leaves.The forsythia are just now starting to bloom.The tulips are beyond confusedAnd so am I. Last Thursday I went sailing with a friend and it was beyond divine.Not a cloud in the sky.Sun.Warmth.I really thought that I had died and gone to heaven.my girl JOEYYes.It was a good day.One of the best that I have had since my move here. The next day I worked in the yard with my motherand it was a typically dismal and chilly.We mulched, raked leaves and planted.The very next day was…
  • Barn Doors & Barn Door Hardware

    27 Apr 2014 | 4:16 am
    Barn Doors & Barn Door HardwareI have a long time love affair going on....with barn doors.When I used this concept in a job 10 years ago,it was hell to find the hardware.At the bottom of this post you will find the source for thesebarn doors & the hardware.It is a great site.There is a great selections of barn doorson this site.Use your imagination.....where would you use a BARN DOOR?Do you like barn doors ?And if you do....Where would you used a barn door?Have a great week.Rustica Hardware...WOW. What a source!!!http://rusticahardware.com/ Renee Finberg 'TELLS ALL' in her Blog of her…
  • An Artists Retreat In Bolinas California

    22 Apr 2014 | 3:54 am
    I was watching a expose on a community in California called Bolinas.When I googled images for Bolinas California up popped this artists retreat.I was wow'd out by the interiors so I have posted the home in Bolinas.I found out who the designer was and it was a mother daughter team from Truckee Nevada.Have you ever been to Lake Tahoe?I have. My Dad had 2 restaurants on the Lake.It is amazing there....the area truly is kissed by G-d.Well, Truckee Nevada is right outside of Tahoe....on the way to Reno.Truckee is the town where this mother daughter team have their design…
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    Points in Case - Enlightening and Irreverent Comedy

  • Welcome to Heaven, You Now Play the Harp

    Luke Strickler
    29 Sep 2014 | 2:56 pm
    Article by Luke Strickler Welcome to Heaven! As I'm sure you can see, we're really quite busy (prayers, damnations, making sure the correct team wins the Super Bowl), and there just aren't enough angels to touch everyone. We hope this pamphlet answers all of your questions about your new eternity.Am I dead?Yes. Very dead.Can you bring me back to life?If you're looking for reincarnation, that's not really our department. If you're looking to become a zombie, God has decreed that they are "unholy" and "gross," so that's a no. If you're looking for a Jesus-type miracle, we…
  • The 7 Absolute Worst Spinoff TV Shows This Fall

    Larry Ryals
    26 Sep 2014 | 12:30 pm
    Article by Larry Ryals Some of your professors may claim they don't watch TV except for The History Channel and PBS. To them I say "pssshhh!" My TV has been on continuously since 1993 and, if there are reruns on the major networks, it's tuned to Comedy Central or Adult Swim. So a new TV season makes this my favorite time of year.There are a lot of entertaining new shows this season, but there are also shows that make us ask important questions, like "Why?" and "What are they thinking?" and "Are these network executives planning to seek professional help for…
  • Your Guide to Having Fun in Ferguson

    Nathan DeGraaf
    25 Sep 2014 | 7:07 pm
    Column by Nathan DeGraaf Ferguson, Missouri has been in the news a lot lately. Apparently, someone was shot there. This is usually not that big a deal. People get shot in Ferguson all the time. I'm pretty sure they teach a class on the best ways to shoot people at nearby (unaccredited) Normandy High School.But the sixth most recent person to get shot there was unarmed and shot by a cop. These things tend to startle people. Except for some white people in South St. Louis City and West St. Louis County. They seemed all for it. They support their local troops like that. The people of Ferguson…
  • Hey You, Give Me a Job

    Mike Bellinger
    24 Sep 2014 | 2:44 pm
    Article by Mike Bellinger Look, you. Yes, you! You there, sneering down your considerable nose at me. I SNEER RIGHT BACK. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?I deserve a job. I'll take literally any job. Admittedly, I might be abusing the already abused word "literally" there, because when I say "any job," I actually mean "not any job." I know, it's confusing, but bear with me. In fact, what I want you to do is hold your hands out in front of you, palms facing one another, about shoulder width apart. Got it? Great. Did I ever tell you about the time I did an exam…
  • The Bae Drinking Game

    Ben Sarat
    23 Sep 2014 | 8:12 pm
    Article by Ben Sarat Does hearing the word "bae" fifty times a day piss you off as much as it pisses me off? Does hearing the word "bae" five times a day piss you off as much as it pisses me off? Does hearing the word "bae" once a day piss you off as much as it pisses off? If you answered anything other than "no," then the Bae Drinking Game is the game for you!Here's what/who you will need to play it to the fullest of your abilities: 5 friendsAs many obnoxious couples as you can findA college campusAntidepressantsA fork (for stabbing)A knife (for…
 
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    Really Funny Jokes

  • Art gallery

    Mitesh Asher
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Sculptor Jehangir Babar stood in the art gallery, admiring 7 of his sculptures that were on display.  He approached Jeff, the guy who managed the gallery and asked, "Has anyone shown interest in buying the sculptures?"Jeff replied, "I have some positive and some negative news. There has been a positive response to the sculptures. There is this gent who has shown keen interest in your work. In fact, he wanted to know if the value of your art will appreciate after your death. I replied in the affirmative and he agreed to buy all the 7 sculptures. ""That's great news," said Jehangir.
  • What goes first

    Mitesh Asher
    29 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Mrs. Torres asked her students in class, "When a person dies, which part of the human body does God first call for?" She added, "The most creative answers will get a prize."Suzie raised her hand. When the teacher gave her nod, Suzie said, "The brain. One needs a mind to have faith in God.""Good answer", said Mrs. Torres. "Can anyone else answer the question?"Penny raised her hand and answered, "It is the heart that goes first. Its from the heart that one loves God.""Brilliant answer", said Mrs. Torres. "Who else?"Timmy raised his hand and said, "The legs!"Mrs. Torres asked, "Why the…
  • Little boys and girls

    Mitesh Asher
    28 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    It was Tuesday at St. Mary, a small school in the countryside. The moral science teacher, Mrs. Bamonte, said to a naughty boy called Timmy, "There is not one day that I don't get complaints of you. You have to stop your pranks, Timmy. Do you know where little boys and girls go when they play pranks?"Timmy was fast to reply, "I know. They go to the barn."
  • The same thing

    Mitesh Asher
    27 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    It was a full moon night and there was romance in the air. Henry and Joanna were involved in passionate adventures in his bedroom, when Henry asked her, "Can I ask you something? Am I the first one?"Joanna replied with matter-of-fact expression, "Yes, you are the first one. And the most incredible one. I don't understand why all you guys always want to know the same thing!"
  • Honeymooners

    Mitesh Asher
    26 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Joe was in Honolulu for his honeymoon. He had rented a flat for 2 weeks as he wanted to avoid a hotel. After the first night, Joe woke after early next morning, prepared a breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast and coffee. He brought the breakfast for his wife Clara to enjoy it in bed.Clara was thrilled. Joe said to her, "Hope you have carefully observed what I did."Clara replied, "Yes of course. Everything that you did."Joe said, "That's good. This is how I want you to serve me from tomorrow."
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    Very Good Short Funny Jokes | Making Life a Little More Humorous

  • A career in the city

    Mitesh Asher
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Old Mrs. Arnfield living in the countryside in Essex, got a letter from Kate, her granddaughter. Kate had left the village and gone to Tilbury to pursue a career. Not understanding anything written in the letter, Mrs. Arnfield ashed her husband, "Kate's got a job, she says she works for a..er...message parlour. What is a message parlour?"Mr. Arnfield said, "Guess these city people leave messages there for family and friends. Did Kate say how much are they paying her?"Mrs. Arnfield replied, "That part is most confusing. She writes she gets paid 25 Pounds for a hand-delivered message and 50…
  • Talking Monk Parakeet

    Mitesh Asher
    29 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Three friends - Amy, Julie and Renie were walking to the club for a swim. They saw a Monk Parakeet perched on the open window of a house. The bird screeched, "Black, blue, green."The friends couldn't make anything of it and continued to walk.Next day, when the three of them were again going to the club, they passed the same building with the same parakeet. It screeched, "Red, yellow, blue."The day after, the parakeet commented, "Orange, black, grey."In the changing room that day, Julie suddenly noticed that the colors mentioned by the parakeet exactly matched the color of the undergarments…
  • Aerosmith concert

    Mitesh Asher
    26 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Two college, Dan and Rob, kids were talking about the Aerosmith concert in Bombay.Dan asked Rob, "Would you be going to the concert?"Rob replied, "Do you think I am out of my mind? My parents will be there!!"
  • Dog stories

    Mitesh Asher
    25 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Leo, Buzo and Bonnie are three canines who meet at the veterinarian's clinic.They start chatting in doggy language. Leo tells the other two dogs, "Woof! I bit a vagabond in the park. I hope my master has brought me here for vaccination and does not want to put me to rest."Buzo says to the others, "Woof! I jumped in the house and broke an ancient Chinese vase. My master was mad at me. I hope he is not thinking of getting rid of me.""So what are you here for" they ask the third dog.Bonnie replies, "The woman who owns me was doing some house work wearing a short dress. When she bent over, I…
  • Allowance

    Mitesh Asher
    24 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
     Poor Archie who was always short on pocket money, sent a bouquet of red roses to his girlfriend, Betty after they had a fight. The bouquet had a card attached to it which read, "With all my love and 80% of my pocket allowance."
 
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    The Last King Of Shambhala

  • Freaky Freaky Fridays Episode #2 (Web Comic): The Chalice of Condroodoo

    Daniel Newton
    25 Sep 2014 | 2:50 pm
    Click here for Episode 1... Good morning! Hope your week has been flying high and you are ready for another 'Freaky Freaky Fridays' adventure! If you are, sit down with a tea or a coffee, or a water, or an imaginary drink, and enjoy... (Just make sure you are not drinking from a cursed mug.) Daniel :-) P.S. Don't miss an episode and subscribe by clicking here... and as a bonus, you'll get
  • Freaky Freaky Fridays Episode #1 (Web Comic): Xiao Xiao, the Imaginary Panda

    Daniel Newton
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:32 pm
    Click here for Episode 2... Good morning and welcome to the very first episode of Freaky Freaky Fridays! The web comic so freaky you have to say it twice. If you'd like to read the characters introducing themselves, click here. If not, scroll down and enjoy the adventure! Daniel :-) Click here for Episode 2... If you'd like to see what happens next, make
  • Introducing a new weekly web comic - a 'Phantasmagorical Punk' web comic by me - Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    11 Sep 2014 | 2:24 am
    Salut friend! Thought I'd write to you, my blessed and bodacious blog follower, to tell you of a new web comic (or webcomic as some refer to it), that I'm launching next Friday. Well, it could be your Thursday, or your Saturday, depending where on this beautiful blue and green planet you hail from. However, for me, it'll be posted on Fridays, and hence I've called the web comic "
  • New Paintings for a Trendy Nepalese Restaurant by Daniel Grant Newton (DGN Productions)

    Daniel Newton
    28 Aug 2014 | 3:56 am
    Happy Friday or Thursday (depending on where in the world you are),  Thought I'd write to you and share two new paintings I have created for a trendy new Nepalese Restaurant opening soon.   I designed these two paintings to face each other on either side of the restaurant.    The story in my head being that a woman comes before a stone buddha, and when she closes her eyes to pray with
  • Don't Miss Out! Get Your Name On the Waiting List For Daniel Grant Newton's Issue #1 of 'Spies, Lies and Mysteries'

    Daniel Newton
    14 Aug 2014 | 8:58 pm
    Hey e-buddy, hope your week has been awesome and you are riding high on the #TGIF wave.  Whoa dude! Hold your magic unicorns though, because if your week has been going well, prepare to have it go even better. And if it hasn't gone well, prepare for it to get better. How much better you ask? Getting to put your name on the waiting list for a free copy of my freakin' awesome comic better.  
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  • Venice of the Ozarks Briefly Revealed

    FairCityNews.com
    18 Sep 2014 | 5:11 am
    A CU gondola carries travels down Brentwood canal Springfield, MO – Yesterday flood rains dissected the city of Springfield into a group of 118 small islands separated by canals and for a few moments Springfield existed as the Venice of the Ozarks, further verifying the city as one of the most important tourist destinations in the world. Before the deluge of rain, Springfield, MO was listed as the 28th most visited city in Missouri. There are numerous attractions in the area, such as Bass Pro Shops, the site where they shot a COPS episode last year and a field where Brad Pitt once pissed on…
  • Snake Oil – September

    FairCityNews.com
    16 Sep 2014 | 6:18 am
  • MSU Provost Finally Exacts Revenge

    FairCityNews.com
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:27 am
    Finnegan, mastermind behind 37-year revenge Springfield, MO – In what’s being labeled as “an act thirty seven years in the making”, Missouri State University Provost and Vice Chairman of Bureaucratic Affairs Manfred Finnegan is being hailed as both “a visionary in the art of revenge” and “possibly the worst person to ever exist” as a result of his decision to close down the better part of Grand Street for repairs as the school year begins. “Oh, let me tell you, I’ve waited a long, long, long time for this”, he gleefully…
  • Mobile Car Compactor Solves MSU Parking Problem

    FairCityNews.com
    11 Sep 2014 | 5:40 am
    Car smasher fits more cars into parking spaces Springfield, MO – Missouri State University officials acknowledged campus parking has been causing extra challenges this fall, because of more students and new construction so they have implemented a plan to bring in a mobile car compactor to help alleviate parking congestion. “When I hear a complaint that says there is no where to park, that’s simply not true,” said one official, “With our new mobile car compactor we will be able to fit more cars into tighter, more convenient spaces, which should please our student…
  • Clif Smart to Twerk @ MSU Blackout

    FairCityNews.com
    10 Sep 2014 | 6:43 am
    Smart seen twerk practicing in Student Union Springfield, MO – After crowd surfing at the newly renovated Plaster Stadium, Clif Smart has vowed to twerk during Saturday’s 6:00 pm Bears home opener vs. North Dakota if the new student section is packed out for Saturday night’s “Blackout”. Smart set the stage by crowd surfing earlier this week and claimed to raise the stakes if the students come out to support the MSU football team. “Obviously the only place to go after crowd surfing is twerking,” said sophomore Jamie Lake, of Kirksville, MO, “that’s…
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    Noise to Signal

  • Ello isn’t Facebook. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.

    Rob Cottingham
    25 Sep 2014 | 4:07 pm
    A new social network has launc— WAIT! Don’t run away! For quite a while, Alex and I were constantly hearing from people who wanted us to help them build “the Facebook of x“, where x was some industrial vertical, demographic or affinity group. Nearly all of those folks hadn’t taken into account the fact that, with a large and growing share of the population, Facebook was already the Facebook of x. But now there’s Ello, which has no ambitions to be the Facebook of anything. They don’t want to be Facebook at all: Your social network is owned by advertisers.
  • You mess up, we break your thumb… drive.

    Rob Cottingham
    5 Sep 2014 | 1:53 pm
    Corrupt cops and politicians? Bruno and me, we like ‘em. Corrupt removable media? Naw, that ain’t so good. That’s the sort of thing that makes me and Bruno upset. And when we get upset, we like to hack things. Only Bruno, here, he doesn’t hack with a computer, you get what I’m sayin’? He’s more like what you’d call a social engineer, except he beats the crap outta you. We’re lettin’ you off light, you know: muss up your hair a little, wrinkle that shirt up, give ya something to think about. But lemme tell you: if Kingston Technology…
  • We also considered “Momentary Apps in Judgement”

    Rob Cottingham
    2 Sep 2014 | 5:27 pm
    Google has just announced that “Google Apps for Business” are (is?) being renamed “Google Apps for Work“. And as someone who does a lot of work with the nonprofit and government sectors, I’m giving that branding a thumbs-up. That said, it would make me happy to think that there were at least a few days when “Google Apps for Getting Shit Done” was a real contender. Hey, there’s this thing where you tell jokes instead of drawing them. I believe the kids call it the standing-up comedy. And I’m going to be doing it on Wednesday, October 15th…
  • Next up, my Hour-Long-Break-With-A-Caesar-And-A-Good-Book challenge

    Rob Cottingham
    1 Sep 2014 | 1:24 pm
    Beth Kanter gave me a kind nudge on Facebook to draw something about the Ice Bucket Challenge to support ALS research. Here it is! Now, if you’re looking for something beyond graphic smartassery — like, say, real insight into the success of the challenge and what it means for the non-profit sector — check out Beth’s blog posts on the subject: Is A Downer News Cycle A Factor in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Success? Ice Bucket Challenge: Can Other Nonprofits Reproduce It? Has the Ice Bucket Challenge Spawned Charity Jacking? And watch Alexandra Samuel in this panel on the…
  • BA, MA, PhD, DNA

    Rob Cottingham
    25 Aug 2014 | 12:59 am
    I’m a few years away from having to see one of my kids leave home for college or university for the first time. So at the moment, it’s still an abstract thing. But it’s coming, this thing where they grow up and move out, it’s coming like a bullet train, and it’ll be here before I know it. And as proud and excited as I’ll be, I know it’ll hurt like hell. So: parents who are saying goodbye this week to your kids for the next year… this cartoon’s for you. By the way, it was a tossup at my end between this caption and the one below. Big thanks…
 
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    Words, Pictures, Humor

  • Paleo Gym

    drewdernavich
    9 Sep 2014 | 2:20 pm
    I’m in the New Yorker again this week with a cartoon began as this idea: Yup. “The gym,” with some cavemen standing around and large boulders on the ground. It’s a fragment of an idea, that I wrote down a while ago and figured that I’d do something with it later. But I kept looking at it and thinking “meh” and moving on to other fully-realized ideas. This happens a lot. When I go to draw my weekly batch, I paw through my sketchbook and if a concept requires too much work, then sometimes I leave it for another day. I did that a couple times with this,…
  • What does your wine label say about you?

    drewdernavich
    18 Aug 2014 | 6:00 pm
    I don’t know anything about wine (although I did this cartoon about the language of wine). I prefer whiskey, honestly. But sometimes you have to buy a bottle of wine. And when I do, I’m just as likely to be influenced by the label as anything else, because – yeah, art. I made a list over at Curator about the different categories of wine label design, and what each says about it’s buyer. Read it here.  
  • Wrecking Brush

    drewdernavich
    17 Aug 2014 | 6:13 pm
    The 21st Precinct police building, on East 22nd St in New York City, is a long-defunct building targeted for demolition. But before it gets the wrecking ball, it is the temporary home of a plethora of great wall art, curated by Robert Aloia. Brooklyn Street Art has the story behind the exhibit as well as a good documentation of images, so I won’t merely repost anything that you can see there. But I went to the opening this weekend (it is up for one more week) and here are some shots from that. It was hot, crowded, and claustrophobic, but as they wrote at BSA, there aren’t too…
  • While Supplies Last!

    drewdernavich
    18 Jul 2014 | 6:33 am
    I just uploaded a t-shirt design to TeePublic. It’s only $14 today, but will be $20 after. Hey, I think it’s worth it at either price, but why not get it now?
  • Cooling it

    drewdernavich
    18 Jun 2014 | 7:00 am
    It’s suddenly that time of year when my hand is sticking to the page, because of the humidity. It’s time to break out those cooling summer cartoons! An issue of the New Yorker makes a nice face shield. And you can use the back issues – you know you’ve got them lying around – to cover your other body parts. I did this one a few years ago and am still waiting for the movie to be made about this summer superhero. For this week’s issue I thought of a similar idea. Full disclosure: I got my grad school degree in drawing shade. My professors said it was at least…
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    FunnynotSlutty

  • Roomsies are back. And they have to move.

    admin
    12 Sep 2014 | 5:30 pm
    Funniest Women on the PlanetExperience the 6 stages of moving in a breathtaking cinematic montage from Jenny N’ Meagan otherwise known as – Roomsies, previously featured as a Funny Female-Centric Web Series To Watch on FnS. Episode 1, Season 3; The Grief Stages of Moving Get more Roomsies here - https://www.youtube.com/theroomsies www.theroomsies.com www.twitter.com/theroomsies www.facebook.com/Roomsies The post Roomsies are back. And they have to move. appeared first on FunnynotSlutty.
  • Mothers Day 2014 from Caryn Ruby & Drunk Girl – You Dun’ Know…

    admin
    11 May 2014 | 8:54 am
    Funniest Women on the Planet A video to honor all unrecognized mothers from Femur Comedy.   PS, I’m over the whole acting drunk shtick thing but this one was actually well written. The post Mothers Day 2014 from Caryn Ruby & Drunk Girl – You Dun’ Know… appeared first on FunnynotSlutty.
  • Smoga ~ Cecilia Fage

    admin
    4 May 2014 | 4:57 pm
    Funniest Women on the Planet A spoof advert for a remarkable 1990s fitness craze sweeping Eastern Europe, which may end up killing its devotees. This video was directed by Ninian Doff and written by Cecilia Fage. Cecilia Fage is an actress in London, England where she writes, directs, and acts in comedy shorts. She is also a singer/musician and has collaborated with with British comedian and actor Matt Berry on his musical projects such as his albums ‘Witchazel’ and ‘Kill The Wolf’, and is a member of his live band ‘The Maypoles’. You can follow Cecilia on…
  • I Am A Woman ~ Hayley Kosan

    admin
    17 Jan 2014 | 9:22 pm
    Funniest Women on the Planet We asked a group of women to help us record this important message by women, for women, about what it means to be a woman today.   Hayley Kosan is a writer, actor, and director currently living in Brooklyn, NY. You can learn more from her blog and  follow her on Twitter. The post I Am A Woman ~ Hayley Kosan appeared first on FunnynotSlutty.
  • ‘Twas the Diet Before Christmas… ~ Alexandra

    admin
    24 Dec 2013 | 12:57 pm
    Funniest Women on the Planet This was my plan for this year’s season of gluttony. Something I proudly came up with by myself. It’s called pre-weight losing, patent pending. My idea was to hit the Foodtober holiday months down 10 pounds, to be at my fighting weight… ready to fight the inevitable weight gain of parties, gatherings, food events and 500 calorie drinks. Enter the ring swinging, get it? Not exit it arms whirling as I try to wrangle my ass into clothes that fit just fine in October but not the months of Foodtober. It really bugs me to have a big butt for the sole…
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    Iced Borscht » Iced Borscht

  • Love

    MC
    7 Sep 2014 | 6:40 pm
    Sometime soon I hope to write a post about love. Until then, I leave you with this.
  • Sinatra Interview

    MC
    3 Sep 2014 | 7:03 pm
    FRANK Longform.org has reprinted a stellar Playboy interview with Frank Sinatra from 1963. Some excerpts. On feelings: …being an 18-karat manic-depressive and having lived a life of violent emotional contradictions, I have an overacute capacity for sadness as well as elation. On religion and God: I think I can sum up my religious feelings in a couple of paragraphs. First: I believe in you and me. I’m like Albert Schweitzer and Bertrand Russell and Albert Einstein in that I have a respect for life — in any form. I believe in nature, in the birds, the sea, the sky, in everything I can…
  • “…you don’t know shit ’til you been in my shoes”

    MC
    24 Aug 2014 | 4:40 pm
    The back-flip over the police car at the 3:54 mark is One of Life’s Greatest Things.
 
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    12 Most

  • 12 Most Honest Reasons to Lie When Interviewers Ask Your Current Salary

    Eric Butts
    30 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Eric Butts   What’s the key to a successful salary negotiation? If your answer isn’t “lying,” then you’re doing it wrong. It sounds harsh, but it’s a cold world out there in the business world. One of my mentors made a general comment to me about working for a company you don’t own: “If […]
  • 12 Most Game-Changing Lessons for Entrepreneurs

    Mani Canaday
    29 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Mani Canaday   When I was a brand new entrepreneur, I had the good fortune of receiving a lot of great advice from people with more experience. I also learned a lot through trial and error. In the spirit of sharing and camaraderie, these are the lessons I’ve found to be the most helpful: […]
  • 12 Most Imperative Steps to Changing Your Career

    Heather Rees
    23 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Heather Rees   Changing your career isn’t easy — but when it’s time, no other solution is sufficient replacement. There are a few signs and guideposts along the way that let you know in not-so-subtle form that you’re due. For instance, have you been nursing a bored, slightly resentful dread in the pit of your stomach […]
  • 12 Most Unexpected Ways International Adoption Made Me a Better Person

    Emily Suzanne Sims
    22 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Emily Suzanne Sims   I have five children — three by biological birth and two by adoption from Haiti. When my husband and I began the process of adoption, we expected that it would change our lives, but the scope of the transformation was something we never anticipated. Adopting internationally has enriched me as a […]
  • 12 Most Snappy Ways to Get Instaglam on Instagram

    Peg Fitzpatrick
    9 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Peg Fitzpatrick   Instagram is a sneaky little social media site. Is it just for sharing food pics and puppies? No! It’s ease of use and low threshold to participate make it easy to use and fun! However, it’s also a place where people have been making great business connections and meeting clients. Have […]
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    Humor Volcano RSS Feed

  • Nun Has Orgasm During Beaver TSA Pat-Down

    30 Sep 2014 | 3:52 pm
    The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire]
  • New Workplace Scream Room® A Huge Stress-Busting Success

    30 Sep 2014 | 3:52 pm
    Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been launched. [Satire]
  • Obscene College Football Halftime Show Shocks Nation

    30 Sep 2014 | 3:52 pm
    The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire]
  • Christine O'Donnell Bloodies Delaware Democrat On Election Eve

    30 Sep 2014 | 3:52 pm
    A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. [Satire]
  • Mobsters Behind 2010 Dallas Cowboys Embarrassment?

    30 Sep 2014 | 3:52 pm
    Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is suspected to be intimately involved throughout. [Satire]
 
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    Comedy Of A Cowgirl

  • Words to play by:

    OL Shepp
    29 Sep 2014 | 1:57 pm
    Words to play by:Filed under: author
  • O.L. Shepp is on Facebook . I’d love a

    OL Shepp
    29 Sep 2014 | 11:04 am
    O.L. Shepp is on Facebook . I’d love a like today!Filed under: author
  • “Cowgirl Equality”

    OL Shepp
    28 Sep 2014 | 12:57 pm
    The recipes discovered are grand, the stories behind the recipes are entertaining and the characters are divine. The tales that unravel while I research and write become much more than recipes, much more than cooking. The people who do the cooking, the nourishing, do so much more. Much more work, love and living go into cooking for cowboys than you ever imagined.
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    Really Funny Jokes

  • Art gallery

    Mitesh Asher
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Sculptor Jehangir Babar stood in the art gallery, admiring 7 of his sculptures that were on display.  He approached Jeff, the guy who managed the gallery and asked, "Has anyone shown interest in buying the sculptures?"Jeff replied, "I have some positive and some negative news. There has been a positive response to the sculptures. There is this gent who has shown keen interest in your work. In fact, he wanted to know if the value of your art will appreciate after your death. I replied in the affirmative and he agreed to buy all the 7 sculptures. ""That's great news," said Jehangir.
  • What goes first

    Mitesh Asher
    29 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Mrs. Torres asked her students in class, "When a person dies, which part of the human body does God first call for?" She added, "The most creative answers will get a prize."Suzie raised her hand. When the teacher gave her nod, Suzie said, "The brain. One needs a mind to have faith in God.""Good answer", said Mrs. Torres. "Can anyone else answer the question?"Penny raised her hand and answered, "It is the heart that goes first. Its from the heart that one loves God.""Brilliant answer", said Mrs. Torres. "Who else?"Timmy raised his hand and said, "The legs!"Mrs. Torres asked, "Why the…
  • Little boys and girls

    Mitesh Asher
    28 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    It was Tuesday at St. Mary, a small school in the countryside. The moral science teacher, Mrs. Bamonte, said to a naughty boy called Timmy, "There is not one day that I don't get complaints of you. You have to stop your pranks, Timmy. Do you know where little boys and girls go when they play pranks?"Timmy was fast to reply, "I know. They go to the barn."
  • The same thing

    Mitesh Asher
    27 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    It was a full moon night and there was romance in the air. Henry and Joanna were involved in passionate adventures in his bedroom, when Henry asked her, "Can I ask you something? Am I the first one?"Joanna replied with matter-of-fact expression, "Yes, you are the first one. And the most incredible one. I don't understand why all you guys always want to know the same thing!"
  • Honeymooners

    Mitesh Asher
    26 Sep 2014 | 12:01 am
    Joe was in Honolulu for his honeymoon. He had rented a flat for 2 weeks as he wanted to avoid a hotel. After the first night, Joe woke after early next morning, prepared a breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast and coffee. He brought the breakfast for his wife Clara to enjoy it in bed.Clara was thrilled. Joe said to her, "Hope you have carefully observed what I did."Clara replied, "Yes of course. Everything that you did."Joe said, "That's good. This is how I want you to serve me from tomorrow."
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    Dumbest Tweets. Ever.

  • ethiopienne: wanderingempress: rafi-dangelo: People magazine...

    26 Sep 2014 | 9:38 am
    ethiopienne: wanderingempress: rafi-dangelo: People magazine tried to delete this real quick, but I just wanted to let y’all know that no matter what, we’ll always be maids to some folks.  I loved the characters in HTGAWM because they were relatable. Both my spouse and I share the experience of being among a handful of black students in a higher learning environment. And while that isn’t what the show is “about”, it’s important that these characters are represented because folks like to think of blackness as this very static, one dimensional thing and way of being. This too is…
  • Oh. 

    26 Sep 2014 | 9:33 am
    Oh. 
  • Nothing says “NEVER FORGET” like a good ol’...

    11 Sep 2014 | 9:45 am
    Nothing says “NEVER FORGET” like a good ol’ sale to commemorate the tragedy. BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CLASSY! These are from the timeline of Jon Hendren (@Fart), who has been doing the good work of retweeting 9/11 sales from businesses all day so we can all shake our heads collectively. 
  • Keeping it HELLA CLASSY with the 9/11 sale! O____o

    11 Sep 2014 | 9:34 am
    Keeping it HELLA CLASSY with the 9/11 sale! O____o
  • Not, not exactly, no.

    2 Sep 2014 | 7:35 pm
    Not, not exactly, no.
 
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    i'm bill dixon

  • Girl Is Born

    29 Sep 2014 | 10:30 am
    Girl is born Society: Hey girl you should be sexy, dress more sexy girl be sexy sexy girl be sexy sexy girl… 10 years later… Society: Hey hey be sexy sexy girl be sexy…. 6 years later… girl gets ambitious and dresses like sexy cat for Halloween Society: HALLOWEEN IS JUST AN OPPORTUNITY FOR GIRL TO DRESS LIKE SLUTS! You a slut girl, stop being such a slut, slutty girl…
  • Girl With The Third Boob

    23 Sep 2014 | 12:00 am
    Guy 1: I read online that a girl got a third breast implanted. Guy 2: You can’t believe everything you read on—” Guy 1: From Florida. Guy 2: Eww, so why’d she do it?
  • nationalmidnightsociety: THE NATIONAL MIDNIGHT SOCIETY...

    22 Sep 2014 | 3:53 pm
    nationalmidnightsociety: THE NATIONAL MIDNIGHT SOCIETY 9/23 This weeks lineup- Surprise guest we can’t legally announce.(Hint: Standup comedy icon, in Movies)-Baron Vaughn-Dave Ross -Hal Lublin -Peggy Sinnott -Patrick Quinn Hosted by Kate Berlant Join us! https://www.facebook.com/events/355504674618961/ Come on out to this show I invented with my mind. It’ll be a lot of fun.
  • The Next Time You Get Frustrated with Life Remember...

    26 Aug 2014 | 5:37 pm
    We’re in outer space right now. We’re floating on a globe that isn’t attached to anything. All of this is really fucking silly.
  • Photo

    14 Aug 2014 | 11:02 pm
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    The D-MAIL

  • Tying the Knot, or Noose?

    'D'
    25 Sep 2014 | 2:08 pm
    By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -----------------SocratesWell that explains why India is full of Philosophy. Speaking of full, half of the Indians are below the age of 25. And if the figures are right, there will be approximately 313million marriages within the half-decade, assuming that every Indian parent is strictly speaking, Indian.  It’s nothing less than an endemic. Taking 125 million victims every year, it’s clearly far worse than HIV, Cancer or Global Warming combined!Marriage for a man is…
  • How to Long Distance a Relationship

    'D'
    10 Jun 2014 | 9:14 am
    I never knew I'd be the one doing this! I mean seriously, you kids can't even handle a long distance relationship?! If you can't deal with a thing like that, what'll you do with the tougher parts of life, like choosing between The 'Endoplasmic Ectoplasms of Schrodinger's Cat' Thesis submission and updating your cover pic on fb. Well, the open secret is, Long distance relationships are way easier compared to its icky sticky counterpart. Think of it this way, it's honeymooning, but with less honey and more mooning!For those of you who're fortunate enough to experience this, let me tell you,…
  • What’s cooler THAN being ICE COLD?

    'A'
    2 May 2014 | 9:04 am
    It has always been our endeavour to answer random questions asked by celebrities that were also not actually questions. The quest for knowledge is enshrined in the DNA of the writer and this post is a manifestation of such idiosyncrasies and other difficult words. “What’s cooler than being ice cold?”  Asked  Outkast, back in 2009.   Off of the top of my head I can think of the following: How about a President who is rapper? (YES WE CAN Rap!)A dictator who was a former supermodel? (PLEASE!)Maybe a Prime Minister who was once a weed dealer (once a…
  • LOST - Rewritten

    'D'
    9 Apr 2014 | 9:57 am
    The whole world is abuzz and curious to find out more about the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Every media source is on the job, sending their best journalists, Psychics and swimmers to the probable sites. What they don't know is that the plane crashed just on the outskirts of the Banana Republic, our home base. Now, after decades of keeping the spot a secret, secreter than the Bat-cave, which is still underground at 221B Boiler Street (Sorry Bats), we're under the moral and ethical dilemma. The question here is, should we announce the crash site of the plane and risk revealing our hide-out or…
  • It's Time To Get Serious!

    'D'
    31 Oct 2013 | 10:30 am
    The Dark Metamorphic Amorphous Illicit Literature, yeah, The D-Mail. So basically, all this time we made you laugh, we provided you with puns and innovation in Language with our torture techniques, but I guess with time, everything changes; and it's definitely time for us to become something bigger, something Better. And so, we have for you a new kind of posts. This Label puts D'N'A at their wit's end. Of course, you'll see the classic puns and humor sprinkles, but we're moving to a new realm, that of Seriousness, a very serious kind of Humor. The kind that makes you laugh...then think and…
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    Daniel Drummond Harvey

  • The work of Bryan Adams

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    26 Sep 2014 | 11:07 am
    I recently sent the following email to the 1990s pop singer Bryan Adams: Dear Bryan Adams, I am writing to you because I am a huge fan of your work! Generally, I do not like pop music – it is too loud (unless I turn the volume down!) and I rarely understand the words, but your music is different. Of all of your songs, my favourite is “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You”, which features on the “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” soundtrack album. It was a shame that “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You” lost out on the 1991 Academy Award for Best Original…
  • Advice from a comedy magician

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    18 Sep 2014 | 11:12 am
    I recently sent the following email to the Portsmouth-based comedy magician Roy Charles: Dear Roy Charles, I note with interest that you are a “comedy magician” – a comedian who also performs magic. Congratulations – this is quite an impressive balancing act (not literally – unless you also do tightrope walking as part of your act!) (just a bit of fun). I am writing to you today in your capacity as a comedian rather than your capacity as a magician, as I would be grateful if you could offer me some “comedy advice” (that is, some advice regarding…
  • Everyone needs good neighbours!

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    12 Sep 2014 | 6:37 am
    I recently sent the following email to Ian Smith, the Australian actor who played the part of Harold Bishop in the Australian soap opera “Neighbours”: Dear Ian Smith, Many apologies in advance if I am mistaken, but am I right in thinking you are the same Ian Smith who played the part of Harold Bishop in the 1980s Australian soap opera “Neighbours”? I used to thoroughly enjoy watching Neighbours (before the likes of Jarrod “Toadfish” Rebecchi arrived on the scene) and Harold Bishop was one of my favourite characters. He managed to maintain a great sense of…
  • The song “Return to Sender” by Elvis Presley

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    24 Jan 2013 | 10:17 am
    I recently wrote to Elvis Presley Enterprises, the organisation which represents the dead pop singer Elvis Presley. Here is what I wrote: Dear Sirs, I am writing to you regarding the lyrics of the 1962 song “Return To Sender” by Elvis Presley. In case you are not familiar with the song, the lyrics are as follows: Verse 1 I gave a letter to the postman He put it in his sack Bright and early next morning He brought my letter back Chorus She wrote upon it: Return to sender, address unknown No such number, no such zone We had a quarrel, a lover’s spat I write “I’m…
  • Designs for Daniel O’Donnell

    Daniel Drummond Harvey
    17 Dec 2012 | 10:50 am
    I recently sent the following email to pop singer Daniel O’Donnell: Dear Daniel O’Donnell, We have (at least) one thing in common – we are both called Daniel. I am writing to you because I have designed an exclusive range of accessories for people just like you and me, emblazoned with the slogan “Hello there! My name is Daniel.” The range of accessories currently includes a t-shirt and a travel mug. You may be asking yourself, why would I want a t-shirt and/or travel mug emblazoned with the slogan “Hello there! My name is Daniel”? Allow me to explain.
 
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    Older Women Rock

  • Tired of Alcohol getting you down?

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    15 Sep 2014 | 11:40 am
    After many years of drinking socially, I realized that I had enough. No more getting up in the morning with a tongue that felt like I had scraped on sand. Alcohol had  definitely outstayed its welcome. I found  a way that worked for me and I hope it will serve as an inspiration if you also have had enough. 1.  Commit yourself 100%.  Why? Because you finally realize that there is NOTHING to go back to. The reason that you have not been able to resolve this is because you have been wishy-washy.  Don't have one foot on your intended path while still have the other…
  • Scarier than Halloween: Its a big sales day

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    7 Sep 2014 | 12:11 pm
    A super sales day is when thousands of normal looking humans lurk around outside stores waiting for the kill.  Sorry  I meant sale. If you have ever worked in a department store on Halloween you'll know what I mean. There you are, stuck between the mob and your cash register. Staring down a scene that looks straight out of "Night of the Living Dead.” It's not a site for the faint hearted.   But heck, don't forget to smile! Once the doors open all bets are off. The atmosphere turns really serious. Now it's all about the hunt and getting that perfect halloween outfit …
  • Is the sky falling? Oh vey!

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    22 Aug 2014 | 12:25 pm
      Remember back when Lauren Hutton went just a wee-bit crazy and hacked up her hair?   She frankly stated that the news made her do it.  I think we all know how she felt.  Gave up getting my  news from TV a while back. I am tired of wanting to find out what happens in the end. All headlines but no substance. This constant "the sky is falling" mentality sure sells ads.  Even the weather forecasters don't want to stay behind.  Now it doesn't just rain anymore. Not sexy or dramatic enough to keep anyone's interest.  All our weather is…
  • R.I.P. Robin Williams

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    11 Aug 2014 | 5:22 pm
    This news has felt catastrophic.  I always felt Robin Williams to be the pied piper of our generation; Taking us to warmer shores. Our loss. Heaven's gain. Not much to say.  Just too stunned.
  • Are sex scenes in movies mandatory?

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    29 Jul 2014 | 7:29 am
    I am beginning to think that  there is a law somewhere in the movie biz universe that viewers are not privy to.  This law may state that there has to  be a sex scene in the first 10 minutes of the movie.  No matter what the movie is about; no matter if the audience is not interested and only wants to get into the story.   After all, why else do they include these excruciating scenes that only the director likes?  Do not get me wrong, if it really fits, go for it.  However, there should be a darn good reason to add it.   Let's get to the story.
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    Now That's Nifty

  • Linkin Park - In The End (Cover) - Sung in 20 Styles

    24 Sep 2014 | 12:26 pm
    This guy is talented, with a capital "T." Well, not in this instance, because the "T" in "talent" was in the middle of a sentence. Also, it wasn't a proper noun or anything. So, this guy still... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Mutant Giant Spider Dog

    5 Sep 2014 | 12:06 pm
    This was pretty funny. When you know it's a dog, it just looks adorable. But these people are terrified. ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Linkin Park - "In The End" Sung in 20 Styles

    4 Sep 2014 | 9:13 am
    This is pretty cool. If you like music, if you like rock, you'll like this. ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Don't Steal Gas in the Hood

    3 Sep 2014 | 12:29 pm
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  • Metaphor: The Tree of Utah

    3 Sep 2014 | 11:57 am
    There is an 87-foot-tall cement tree located in the desolate Great Salt Lake Desert of Utah. The sculpture was created by the Swedish artist Karl Momen in the 1980s and dedicated in 1986. The... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
 
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    Funny pictures and photos

  • Funny weight loss picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    26 Sep 2014 | 2:05 pm
    This looks like a good and funny weight loss pic. Looks interesting and true...By the way, here is a good weight loss product that will surely help you lose weight fast and 100% healthy!
  • Funny giraffe picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    6 Sep 2014 | 11:48 am
    Hi. This is a really funny giraffe pic I am not really sure why it is over the tree, but it looks crazy and entertaining :DAlso, check out this funny cat pic.
  • Funny cat picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    11 Jul 2014 | 5:50 am
    Hello everybody. Today I found one really interesting and entertaining cat pic that I am sure you will like. A cat and a mouse together, go check it out below!By the way, here is another cool and funny cat picture that is currently on a diet! Visit http://dogtrainingfoundation.com to find out more regarding labrador retriever health problems.
  • Funny baby picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    20 Jun 2014 | 11:27 am
    Lol, this is really good and funny baby photo. This cute baby is going to have a date with a beatiful little girl. Wish him good luck ♥By the way, here are a few good dating tips that might be useful!
  • Funny animal picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    24 May 2014 | 10:39 am
    Lol. Our post of the day is a really funny animal photo. I am sure you will like it and that it would make you smile. That's the best way a lion can say "Hi".Here is another good and funny cat picture
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    mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys

  • Planet of the Knob-heads: why do lit-ah-rary types look down on SF?

    Mark A. Rayner
    29 Sep 2014 | 4:05 am
    So what is it about science fiction that causes “literary” types to look down upon it? Like any genre, SF has its bad and good. No scratch that, like any writing, there is both bad and good. I’ve read plenty … Continue reading →
  • Ask General Kang: Do you own a typewriter? And do you have 999,999 co-workers?

    Mark A. Rayner
    25 Sep 2014 | 5:04 am
    I have neither, nor do I have an infinite amount of time, so don’t expect to see me write Hamlet anytime soon. I do, however, have this gripping script about an intergalactic overlord who comes to Earth, starts writing an … Continue reading →
  • A writer writes

    Mark
    22 Sep 2014 | 4:44 am
    Ignatius was working. That was the first rule for writers. It wasn’t about the tools, his teachers had said, back in school. It was about discipline. Work. A writer must write, even if, as Thomas Mann said: “A writer is … Continue reading →
  • Pirate Therapy

    Mark A. Rayner
    18 Sep 2014 | 4:30 am
    Laurence arrived a few minutes late for his regular Thursday morning session, but his therapist usually ran late, so he wasn’t worried. From behind the door of his therapist’s office, he heard a blood-curdling scream, and then a thump. A … Continue reading →
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    Chandra Clarke

  • Wake Up And Smell The Tiger

    Chandra Clarke
    27 Sep 2014 | 8:44 am
    Chandra Clarke On those days when you’re fed up with your job, it’s always wise to remember that it probably doesn’t rank as one of the worst in the world. Consider the folks who are currently developing a pest repellent based on… tiger dung. Indeed, rank is probably the key word here. Leave aside for the moment […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • You’ve Been Warned

    Chandra Clarke
    10 Sep 2014 | 7:45 pm
    Chandra Clarke We live in the age of the legal arms race. On one side, lawyers like to launch lawsuits against companies whom they say have failed to provide adequate warnings or instructions for their products. For the most part, this is a valuable service, and the legitimate lawsuits keep companies (or individuals) accountable. Of course there […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • (Not) In The Pink

    Chandra Clarke
    3 Sep 2014 | 2:13 am
    Chandra Clarke In general, I am not an Angelina Jolie fan. I see her face far too often in the tabloids at the grocery store checkout, and usually the news about her has been, well, weird. One Jolie headline, however, raised my estimation of her a notch. Supposedly, she offended her in-laws by refusing to dress a […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • What’s the Path to Success?

    Chandra Clarke
    18 Aug 2014 | 2:52 pm
    Chandra Clarke Recently, I was invited to give a speech to a large group of teens from the Junior Achievement program (here are the Canadian and US group links). If you can forgive the humblebrag, it was very well-received, and several people suggested I reproduce it on one of my blogs. So without further adieu, here it […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • You Need To Get Out More

    Chandra Clarke
    1 Aug 2014 | 1:08 am
    Chandra Clarke It has been said that we, as a society, are “a long way from the farm.” As this is usually said by those annoying early-to-rise types who also say that by six a.m. “half the day is gone,” I’ve tended to discount it. Lately however, I find myself agreeing with that statement more and more. […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
 
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    Stuff You Couldn't Make Up

  • 5 Hilarious Photos of Dogs Under Water

    SYCMU
    9 Sep 2014 | 7:59 am
    Thank you Little Brown and Co for these wonderful shots! Here are some hilarious expressions on puppies underwater. Looks to me like they are having fun! Link to this post!
  • The Sounds of the Space

    SYCMU
    6 Aug 2014 | 12:13 am
    The planets, the rings of Uranus and Saturn, and the Sphere of IO all have sounds; sounds that may remind you of something you will hear in a Sci-fi or scary movie. NASA constantly records these sounds. You may want … Continue reading →
  • Go Pro Camera Attached to a Car Wheel

    SYCMU
    28 Jul 2014 | 11:48 pm
    The results are beautiful, and very much hypnotizing. I have never seen anything like it. Kudos to the guy who thought of the idea! Sketch Three: Avant-Garde (R.P.M. 2) from Ryan Fox on Vimeo. Link to this post!
  • Laugh of the Day

    SYCMU
    26 Jul 2014 | 12:54 am
    Here are a selection of funny images. You thought you could outsmart your grandpa? Link to this post!
  • Strategic Plans of Various Teams at the World Cup

    SYCMU
    16 Jul 2014 | 4:06 pm
    Here is a quick review of what went on tactically at the 2014 FIFA World Cup Games. Wonder what the Argentinian plan would have been like! Link to this post!
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    Love and Knuckles

  • A Letter To George Clooney From Tom Cruise About His Wedding

    Kate
    30 Sep 2014 | 3:42 pm
    This is what I imagine an email from Tom Cruise to George Clooney would say concerning a lost invitation to his wedding this weekend in Italy. Dear George, Congratulations to you and your lovely new bride. I was so sorry to have missed the festivities this weekend. I am assuming there was some slip-up in your management office because according to my mail staff an invitation was never received. Did you send it to my home in Beverly Hills or to the spaceship? Surely you would not have forgotten about me? A celebrity wedding is incredibly special, which is why I expected to be included. As you…
  • My First Marriage

    Kate
    29 Sep 2014 | 4:06 pm
    My First Marriage While some psychotherapists would suggest I was getting married so I could create a new family for myself, I blame the decision entirely on The Learning Channel (TLC). My first problem may have been attending an all women’s college. Instead of attending what my friends and I came to call a “real school” where there is a football team, sororities, and parties I chose a tiny women’s Catholic school tucked in the Northeast part of Washington DC. While it provided me with a great education and a superb foundation for a career it lacked an atmosphere conducive for…
  • 14 Things I Learned Watching Real Housewives of New Jersey Last Night

    Kate
    29 Sep 2014 | 11:14 am
    I Learned The Following Things Watching Last Night’s Episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. The most exciting thing you can do in Boca Raton, Florida is ride a swamp boat and search for alligators, which if given the opportunity will eat you. Although Jacqueline and Teresa were never there for each other in times of crisis it wasn’t enough to erase the other person’s contact information from their cell phone. While Joe and Nick Jonas pursue post Disney singing careers their older brother Kevin is building homes in suburban New Jersey for reality stars. Bobby,…
  • What Happens When Kim and Kanye Get Dressed For Fashion Shows

    Kate
    25 Sep 2014 | 9:53 pm
    I have been thinking tonight about what it must be like in the West/Kardashian apartment in Paris when they get ready for all these fashion shows. Do they lie out their outfits beforehand? Are there several assistants available to help them choose pieces? Is someone in charge of zippers and another for taping Kim’s breasts? When my husband and I are getting ready for dinner the conversation usually goes something like this: Husband: Should I wear this shirt or this shirt? Me: It’s basically the same shirt. What should I wear? Husband: Whatever you want. That’s nice (points…
  • Love and Sex Advice From Me and The Duggar Sisters

    Kate
    25 Sep 2014 | 11:15 am
    Dear Single Women, The Duggar sisters are making media rounds (including , US Weekly which is currently on newsstands) offering their rules for love and sex. I think it is important for you to have various resources as you navigate the murky waters of dating, love, and intimacy. May I also take the opportunity to offer you some helpful tips? I believe our combined advice will be most helpful. They, of course, are the young stars of a TLC reality show about a deeply religious family with 19 kids in Arkansas. Jill Duggar is 23 years old, newly married, and pregnant with her first child.
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    The Idle Lord

  • The Tit

    Steve
    25 Sep 2014 | 8:38 am
    A few times over the last few weeks you may have opened a post from me without any content; this is all my very own incompetence, pushing the wrong button – publish not preview – by mistake. There is an old saying to explain apparent failures of technology which goes “It is not the tit […] Continue reading ... The Tit.
  • The Hounds of Winter

    Steve
    19 Sep 2014 | 2:32 am
    Saturdays Without Molly My first season in the Stiffs since teenage acne and an unhealthy obsession with the blond one in ABBA ended with the eerie sound of what we cricketers call the “death rattle” around 1.15pm last Saturday leaving plenty of time to do M&S before we fielded! Stumps were splattered as I dragged […] Continue reading ... The Hounds of Winter.
  • Old Villas Memories – Pat Sowden

    Steve
    18 Sep 2014 | 4:26 am
    The Things We Forget At Our Peril I received a wonderful email the other day from a lady I don’t think I have ever met but who clearly has a soft spot still for the Villas and all the joy the place provided her growing up. It’s a beautiful piece so please read on. I’ve […] Continue reading ... Old Villas Memories – Pat Sowden.
  • Independence Day

    Steve
    8 Sep 2014 | 1:22 am
    The Jockos vote for independence in a matter of days and whilst most of us can only see the positives of a “Yes” vote – no more Scottish football results – the Old Etonian brigade at Westminster are clearly now in panic mode. Could Rab C really win the day over Big Dave with promises […] Continue reading ... Independence Day.
  • Sport and the Dirty Dollar

    Steve
    5 Sep 2014 | 2:52 am
    Sport at the very top table is awash with cash, no more so than football which was amply demonstrated this week with frantic last minute transfer deals topping an eye-watering £835m as the Premier League transfer window closed. Funded by a seemingly bottomless pit of television cash the game long ago lost its true connection […] Continue reading ... Sport and the Dirty Dollar.
 
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    Barb Best

  • A Third Breast? 5 GOOD Reasons to Add One!

    Barb Best
    24 Sep 2014 | 9:10 am
    Mamma Mia! Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast. Why? You ask! “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” Jasmine said. Honey, couldn’t you just skip waxing and adopt five cats? Also, it seems Jasmine has the dream of having her own Reality […] The post A Third Breast? 5 GOOD Reasons to Add One! appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Prescription Drug Name or Disney Character?

    Barb Best
    17 Sep 2014 | 1:17 pm
    What’s in a name? In a prescription drug name? Drug companies sell directly to the consumer/patient/poor schlub like me via TV commercials. Doctors now take prescription requests. “Doc, I saw this snazzy, sexy ad for “Beallus” that was shot on the beach in Hawaii. God, I’m in pain. I’d like to try some of that! […] The post Prescription Drug Name or Disney Character? appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Pet Peeves and the Curmudgeonly Spirit

    Barb Best
    10 Sep 2014 | 12:26 pm
    Curmudgeons are in a perpetual state of annoyance. They cultivate their pet peeves wholeheartedly. With art and age comes a greater license to voice such pained sentiments. If you can kvetch in a funny way – it is a blessing to all. In the spirit of the book by Joan Rivers I Hate Everyone… Starting […] The post Pet Peeves and the Curmudgeonly Spirit appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Cry Me a Joan River

    Barb Best
    4 Sep 2014 | 12:22 pm
       JOAN RIVERS was a force of nature. Early on especially, Joan bubbled over with playful, hyperbolic, self-deprecating humor. Fresh and feminine. Clever. Smart. I was thrilled to have written, sold one-liners to her for over 5 years. She was an amazing performer, writer, editor, author of 12 books. She’ll be funny always. Like Robin […] The post Cry Me a Joan River appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Reality TV – An Escape from Reality

    Barb Best
    2 Sep 2014 | 5:00 pm
      SEPTEMBER… Back to school for many, Back to Reality TV for many more. We know that Reality TV bears no resemblance to “real” reality – as in “the” news, world events, family problems, and friend dramas – hence it’s wide appeal and immense popularity. Yum. Reality TV is junk food for the brain. At […] The post Reality TV – An Escape from Reality appeared first on Barb Best.
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    Amy Vansant - Humor

  • Interview with John Lehr – Watch Season 2 Quickdraw on Hulu

    Amy Vansant
    24 Sep 2014 | 4:56 am
    I stumbled on the hilarious series Quickdraw on Hulu last year and binged watched Season One. When it was over, I emailed Quickdraw star/creator John Lehr and ask him for an interview, to which, with a tip of his hat, he kindly obliged.  I held the interview until Season Two was available, and now it is! So… A. Read my interview with the very funny John Lehr below and then B. Go watch Quickdraw on Hulu! Your hilarious series on Hulu, Quickdraw, is now on its second season. How happy are you? We are thrilled. Our hope is to have a run as long as Gunsmoke which I think was 20 years or…
  • My Mother-in-Law Practical Jokes My Husband

    Amy Vansant
    17 Sep 2014 | 5:39 am
    I recently came back from visiting my Mother-in-Law near Sarasota, Florida, where my husband’s favorite hobby is teasing his mother about Florida-retiree cliches. Golf carts, sweat, swimming aerobics, fried beach hut food, more sweat, having to walk the dog so it isn’t carried away by gators or panthers (or gators and panthers who have worked out some sort of hunting partnership)… you name it. Water Aerobics. The horror, the horror. But my Mother-in-Law had her revenge. We were on our way to the pool at her community. I was poking through her endless array of visors,…
  • Smile Brilliant Teeth Whitening Review

    Amy Vansant
    28 Aug 2014 | 10:33 am
    Smile Brilliant Teeth Whitening Works When I was offered a free Smile Brilliant Teeth Whitening Kit, I was undecided. My husband is the white teeth freak. And you can’t throw a stone without hitting a package of whitening strips these days.  There are also dentist office options like Zoom that, while expensive ($600ish), get the whole over-time whitening process finished in about an hour. For Smile Brilliant Teeth Whitening, I would also have to make a mold of my teeth, have soft plastic trays made and sent to me, and then walk around with solution in them, pressed against my teeth.
  • Ice Bucket Challenge Shuts Down Hollywood

    Amy Vansant
    19 Aug 2014 | 6:35 pm
    Hollywood, CA — Major studios have announced there will be no Christmas movie season this year, and forget the fall TV lineup. All of Hollywood’s talent is booked making ALS Ice Bucket Challenge videos. “I thought it would be easy,” said Gwyneth Paltrow, who pulled out of biopic Sadie, the harrowing tale of a futuristic world where kale has become extinct. “But really, once you drill for ice 50 feet beneath the arctic crust to find some untouched by modern pollution, and then source the perfect Ukamba beer pots carved by African Nguni people to use at the…
  • Hilarious Little Books by Nick Tory – Author Interview

    Amy Vansant
    7 Aug 2014 | 7:35 am
    I recently had the pleasure of stumbling onto two hilarious books by Nick Tory, Johnny 12 Steps and Johnny Vegas. It was a little like finding ten bucks in a pair of jeans you hadn’t worn for a while: totally unexpected and awesome.  I read the first and then quickly bought and read the second – at only 80ish pages each you can tear right through them, which is good, because if they were 600 pages I would have had to sit there and finish them anyway and by the time I looked up my husband and dog would have probably left me. Here’s a clip from the beginning of Johnny 12…
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    Memesinblack

  • i am sexy and i know it.

    majidm
    13 Sep 2014 | 4:45 pm
    The post i am sexy and i know it. appeared first on Memesinblack.
  • How to burn fat?

    majidm
    13 Sep 2014 | 8:02 am
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  • Gimme that beat!

    majidm
    9 Aug 2014 | 1:53 am
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  • Baby in Business

    majidm
    8 Aug 2014 | 4:14 am
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  • Shit is about to get real

    majidm
    29 Mar 2014 | 2:50 am
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    Rubbish In, Robish Out!

  • Facebook’s Oldest User Turns 101

    Johnny Robish
    29 Sep 2014 | 9:45 pm
    Facebook’s Oldest User Turns 101:  The world’s oldest registered Facebook recently got invited to tour Facebook Headquarters for her 101st birthday.  Wow!  That’s almost old enough remember back when MySpace was still a popular site.   Natural Gas Explosion Levels Massachusetts Strip Club:  A natural gas explosion tore through a strip club in western Massachusetts, leveling the business and sending at least eight people to the local trauma center.  Baffled onlookers say the explosion appeared to have ripped the clothes right off everyone.   Little People Passed Over…
  • New Survey Examines America’s Drinking Habits

    Johnny Robish
    28 Sep 2014 | 8:28 pm
    New Survey Examines America’s Drinking Habits:  A new survey on American drinking habits found that while 30% of us don’t drink, the top 10% of US drinkers consume an average of 74 drinks per week, which is over 10 drinks per day.  Researchers say in order to analyze the data correctly, they constructed a scale that began at zero drinks per day and ran all the way up to W.C. Fields.   Scientists Say Water on Earth Is Older Than the Sun:  According to a new study published in Science, 30 to 50 percent of water on Earth is “primordial water,” meaning its molecules were created…
  • Truck Driver Abandons $80,000 Worth of Chicken

    Johnny Robish
    27 Sep 2014 | 8:44 pm
    Truck Driver Abandons $80,000 Worth of Chicken:  Authorities in Idaho have arrested the driver who abandoned a trailer containing 37,000 pounds of chicken left to rot at a western Montana truck stop.  Witnesses say he parked the truck and got the cluck out of there and now the company is crying foul.  Makes you wonder, what was his beef with the chicken?  Maybe he was just a hen-pecked husband who couldn’t wait to get back home to his wife.   Women Rate Their Health Worse Than It Really Is:  New research indicates that when asked to rate their own health, women consistently report…
  • Airline Sued Over Death Linked to Inflight Meal

    Johnny Robish
    26 Sep 2014 | 5:14 pm
    Airline Sued Over Death Linked to Inflight Meal:  The wife and daughter of a man who died after eating an inflight meal on a transatlantic American Airlines flight have filed a wrongful death suit.  Now I’m not so sure airline food can actually kill you, but I do know it can make you wish you were dead.   Feds Say Bed, Bath & Beyond Metal Tissue Holders Radioactive:  Federal regulators have found that the metal tissue holders sold by Bed, Bath & Beyond stores in more than 20 states including New York are contaminated with low levels of radioactive material.  Put one in your…
  • India Spacecraft Sends Back Pics of Mars

    Johnny Robish
    25 Sep 2014 | 5:52 pm
    India Spacecraft Sends Back Pics of Mars:  India’s space agency released the first image of the crater-scarred and dry surface of Mars taken by that nation’s first interplanetary spacecraft after it began orbiting the red planet.  When asked what they plan to do now that they’re on Mars, Indian space agency officials say they’ll look around, take lots of pictures and maybe even open up a New Delhi.   California Woman Recovering From Bear Attack:  A California woman hiker is recovering from scratches, a bite and a broken rib after being attacked by a 6’ tall,…
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    The Laugh Button

  • Yvette Nicole Brown leaves the cast of “Community”

    Olivia Cathcart
    30 Sep 2014 | 3:34 pm
    While cult favorite sitcom Community has been revived by Amazon, not everyone will be returning for season six. According to TV Guide, Yvette Nicole Brown will be leaving the show for personal reasons. Brown has been a regular member of the cast playing Shirley Bennett since the first season in 2009. Brown had asked to […] Yvette Nicole Brown leaves the cast of “Community” appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • FX renews “You’re the Worst” and “Married”

    Olivia Cathcart
    30 Sep 2014 | 1:38 pm
    A pair of freshman sitcoms are getting the go-ahead over at FX. According to Deadline, FX has renewed its new series Married and You’re the Worst for second seasons. Each debuted this summer with 10 episodes each, and will return for an upped 13 episode order. FX also has plans to move You’re the Worst […] FX renews “You’re the Worst” and “Married” appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • John Mulaney sits down with Paul F. Tompkins on “Speakeasy”

    Olivia Cathcart
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:23 pm
    The dapper John Mulaney suited up for a spin on Paul F. Tompkins’ Speakeasy. Mulaney, looking very natural in his interview, talks about his early love of Desi Arnez and bongos, SNL, marriage, auditioning for commercials, and problems with the TSA. Mulaney also talks about his new, much-anticipated sitcom which debuts this Sunday at 9:30 […] John Mulaney sits down with Paul F. Tompkins on “Speakeasy” appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Animator Don Hertzfeldt makes most bizarre “Simpsons” couch gag yet

    Olivia Cathcart
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:05 am
    The minds behind The Simpsons have been known from time to time to hire people to guest-direct their iconic couch gags. Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro did a great “Treehouse of Horror’ one, and now Don Hertzfeldt has made probably the most bizarre couch gag in Simpsons history. The award winning animator and filmmaker made a […] Animator Don Hertzfeldt makes most bizarre “Simpsons” couch gag yet appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Michael Che talks ‘Daily Show,’ SNL on Late Night with Seth Meyers”

    Olivia Cathcart
    30 Sep 2014 | 10:12 am
    Michael Che returned to Late Night for his second time last night. Che was actually the first stand-up to perform on Late Night under Seth Meyer’s rule. Che has been very busy inbetween then. Che to his old boss about writing for SNL, his summer spent on The Daily Show, and his new gig as […] Michael Che talks ‘Daily Show,’ SNL on Late Night with Seth Meyers” appeared first on The Laugh Button.
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    Chasing Carrots - Blog

  • Chewie Goes Surfing Shirt

    PBScott
    29 Sep 2014 | 8:27 pm
    On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On this full moon night, moments after a shooting star, a large brown figure began to make it’s way down the beach towards Pierre. Pierre put his […]
  • Heart Of A Gamer

    PBScott
    3 Aug 2014 | 2:16 am
    I have one thing special, that sets me apart, something is different, when it comes to my heart. For if I feel passion, or am gripped By fear, rather than heart beats, it’s vibrations I hear. My life is a mission, to save all the earth, as dangers are plenty, I prove my great worth. […]
  • Pac-Man Pill Muncher Shirt

    PBScott
    20 Jul 2014 | 9:09 pm
    Pac-Man? Yeah I knew him, but I haven’t seen him in years now. Do you know why we called him Pac-Man? He used to eat so many pills, packs of them each day, and one day we took the pills away, so Pac got really angry and started chasing us around the house shouting. “Give […]
  • Pop Evil – Torn To Pieces – Video and Lyrics

    PBScott
    26 Jun 2014 | 11:04 am
    I know you probably all think that I live under a rock or something, but I had never heard of Pop Evil until today when I heard “Torn To Pieces”. I like its mellow beat, catchy tune, and it’s dark mood seems to suit me this morning. I looked it up on YouTube earlier and […]
  • Welcome To The Machine

    PBScott
    19 May 2014 | 8:48 am
    A few days ago I had a very strange experience, maybe not an overly unexpected one, but it was very strange just the same. I had gone to the local shopping mall with my girlfriend to look for a new backpack and get something to eat. After a short while I found one particular bag […]
 
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    The Peanut Butter Table

  • And So It Begins…

    Eva
    25 Sep 2014 | 8:34 pm
    Oh, great… what’s she on about now? Plenty, actually, thanks for asking. Hello, everybody!  Time to come clean. I wasn’t dirty before or anything but, you know. Some time ago, I made the decision to create a blog.  I had a blog before but that blog sucked so I created a new blog full of […]
  • Happy Birthday Little Dinosaur

    Eva
    27 Aug 2014 | 10:15 am
    Originally posted on Stories that Must Not Die:We are patiently waiting for you to come out of your cave. While we wait we’ve decided to celebrate your birthday with some Stories about you that will live on forever. One day, a dinosaur appeared in my fishbowl. She was wildly drawn and breathing fire, but…
  • The Bill and Melinda Gates Birth Control Interview

    Eva
    9 Aug 2014 | 8:21 am
    Originally posted on The Nudge Wink Report:In the early spring of 2014, I had the privilege of meeting the most charitable, creative and technologically brilliant couple on the planet: Bill and Melinda Gates. I knew what I was ready for; a dynamic pair of thinkers that were tinkering with something incredibly big and extraordinary…
  • Bad To The Drone

    Eva
    19 Jul 2014 | 2:58 pm
    Originally posted on The Nudge Wink Report:A drone took this picture only a stone’s throw from where I live. See the outhouse? Note: St. John’s Bridge in the distance. We live in a glorious modern world. A technological world filled with all kinds of machines flying through the air that can kill and/or deprive…
  • Adam Sendek: Designer and Illustrator

    Eva
    16 Jul 2014 | 5:28 pm
    Oh, yes, my lovelies–things just got a lot weirder around here, haven’t they? Our favorite Chowderhead, Adam Sendek, took the time to illustrate the custom design banner you see at the top there. Adam is one hell of an illustrator. I’m so pleased to have met him through Long Awkward Pause and hope to collaborate […]
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    Witty Woman Writing

  • Can a sassy woman blogger shame the NFL even if she doesn’t know a thing about football?

    Tammy
    10 Sep 2014 | 8:51 am
    Just watch me. Hey NFL, if I were your mother, I would take you out of the game. No time outs, no suspensions. I would throw your disrespectful ass out on the dirty street where it belongs. Your behavior is reprehensible, disgusting, and shows absolutely no regard for your players or their families. It is […]
  • I Want To Be A Gross, Stereotypical Objectification. Don’t You?

    Tammy
    27 Aug 2014 | 9:40 am
    It’s not often I profess to know more than Newsweek or the Chicago Tribune. But I sure as hell do today. A lot is being said about Sofia Vergara’s rotating pedestal act at the Emmys. Most of it bad. Very bad. Newsweek and the Chicago Tribune are just a small slice of the pie. Social […]
  • Heaven Didn’t Wait

    Tammy
    12 Aug 2014 | 10:29 pm
    I don’t know if there is a gate in heaven. Truth be told, I’m not all that sold on heaven itself. I hope that if there is a heaven to look forward to, that it’s not the one I learned about in my Catholic catechism or my Baptist teachings. Because if that were true, then […]
  • Should We Grow Old Gracefully?

    Tammy
    15 Jul 2014 | 10:12 pm
    I was recently asked to lecture on the art of growing old gracefully. Boy were they barking up the wrong tree. I accepted the challenge. I figured it was an opportunity to enlighten my audience and get paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. I shared with them the bittersweet truth: there […]
  • The Biggest Lies We Tell Ourselves …

    Tammy
    9 Jul 2014 | 10:08 am
    Can take us down in the most unattractive way. Such as: I can’t do better than my best Yes you can. Doing your best is essential, no lie. But you can do more. You can look at the bigger picture. You can do your best at the right time, the right place with the right […]
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    Zero People Found This Helpful

  • LOL – OMG – WTF Wine Glass

    Daniel Repasky
    23 Sep 2014 | 5:51 pm
    This is would be a pretty funny glass to drink straight liquor out of. Link LOL – OMG – WTF Wine Glass is a post from: Zero People Found This Helpful
  • ZPFTH Presents: Gif Sound Mashup Thirteen!

    Daniel Repasky
    10 Sep 2014 | 5:42 am
    Gif Sound Mashup 13, with turtles, babies, cats, a bear, dinosaurs, and a martian rover! It took some extra time to render the beginning circles lol http://ZeroPeopleFoundThisHelpful.com & http://GifSound.com bring you Gif Sound Mashup 13! ►GifSounds used: COMING SOON Make your own! – http://GifSound.com no account required This video is covered under Copyright Act of 1976, 17 U.S.C. § 107 – Fair Use: All visuals and sound are no more than a few seconds in length, parody the original works, are highly transformative, and are not in any way a substitute for the original. All…
  • Lego Death Star, comes complete with exhaust port weakness

    Daniel Repasky
    14 Aug 2014 | 3:07 pm
    Looks pretty cool, but I’m not sure what kind of person buys a $500 LEGO set… for their kids… 20 of 21 people found the following review helpful  Missing cover for the exhaust port, 10 Aug 2014 By Golidog Theres a cover missing on the exhaust pipe. It’s probably not important but maybe this could be fixed for the next model. Thanks. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you?   Permalink 43 of 52 people found the following review helpful  Flimsy design, March 20, 2014 By Brian Atwood “bratwood” I’m not…
  • A Yodelling Pickle

    Daniel Repasky
    3 Aug 2014 | 6:10 pm
    So well crafted. I’m sure the reviews will reinforce how what a wonderful pickle this is. 1,633 of 1,653 people found the following review helpful  Better Than Bieber, January 15, 2012 By Sadie My twelve year-old niece asked for the Justin Bieber CD for Christmas, so I bought her this yodeling pickle. Nobody so far can tell the difference. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you?   Permalink   1,603 of 1,651 people found the following review helpful  It’s a great portable music solution, April 2, 2010 By Timboliah…
  • Never seen this happen before

    Daniel Repasky
    17 Jul 2014 | 3:45 pm
    Never thought I’d see someone accidentally lose their bike via giant balloon, but I guess someone had to be the first… Never seen this happen before is a post from: Zero People Found This Helpful
 
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    Epiphanies that will Alter the Course of Human Events

  • Have Your Friends Raise Your Kids

    Greg Mischio
    29 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    My kids are nice to me and the missus — most of the time. But they’re never as charming and pleasant to us as they are to our friends. This phenomenon was in desperate need of epiphanizing, and I was just the guy to do it. Have you ever noticed that the manner in which your child addresses you pales in comparison to the Eddie Haskell veneer they assume with other adults? Teens suddenly turn on the charm in the presence of other village elders. So where’s the love on the homestead? I don’t have an answer, and honestly, I really don’t care. As a loyal reader, you know by now that…
  • Passive-Aggressive Plants Must Be Stopped!

    Greg Mischio
    22 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    It’s time to call the plant world on the carpet. These passive-aggressive rooted things are messing with my head, not to mention my lawn. The reverse-psychology of my amazing new epiphany put them in their place. Exquisite lawn care is required in my neck of the woods. As a diligent denizen of the burbs, I am compelled by neighborhood covenants to maintain Pebble Beach standards. This requires mowing, fertilizing, aerating, and on occasion, a rain dance. Most importantly, it demands a war on weeds. Weeds. Nature’s nostril hairs. Those bastards will grow anywhere and everywhere. Unless you…
  • Become a Bazillionaire by Teaching Your Cat to Talk

    Greg Mischio
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    I have no qualms with people obsessed with becoming bazillionaires. It’s just that they work so hard to make the cash. Why spend all your time and effort creating a new technology or becoming a highly-skilled doctor, when all you have to do is teach your cat to talk? People who make the big bucks make me chuckle. They work tirelessly, train endlessly and usually die prematurely. In the end, they have a pile of money that their heirs get to waste on drugs and the Home Shopping Network. It really doesn’t have to be that hard. There are all types of opportunities sitting out there, right in…
  • Behold the Teenager Planning Committee

    Greg Mischio
    8 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    A wise man once said, “Teenagers don’t plan for anything. Ever.” I echo the sentiment, which is why I created the Teenager Planning Committee, one I felt certain would restore order to the chaotic parenting community. The aforementioned wise man is a friend of mine, and we were talking about a trip to a swim meet our sons were planning on taking together. The lads were both pushing eighteen, so we believed they possessed the acumen to take a trip alone. “Did your son say when they were leaving?” I asked. “He said he didn’t know.” This came at no surprise, because earlier I’d…
  • Take a 50-Week Vacation

    Greg Mischio
    1 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    My family recently enjoyed a fantastic one-week vacation. Upon returning, our lives plunged into 50 weeks of prolonged hell. Why do we subject ourselves to the post-vacation blues? Instead, try my epiphany, which turns the tables on the vacation paradigm. Why do we spend so much money on elaborate vacations? I know you only live once (or so the rumor goes), and that there are miraculous sights and scenes to behold. But holy cow, vacations cost a bundle, and I’m not just talking about financial pain. No, I’m referring to the emotional and psychological wreckage that results from the…
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    I Think Myself Happy

  • Friends

    Mike McCarty
    15 Sep 2014 | 8:35 am
    I'm not a Facebook junkie.  No offense, but most of what I see on there is mind numbing.  I'm glad your 8 yr old scored six touch downs last Saturday.  Ok, truthfully, I really don't care that much.  And I don't need an update if you are at the gym working out.  Or what you are watching on TV.  But there are occasionally things that really grab my attention.  A few writers who post blog updates and you can tell it is a painful process for them, they really don't think there writing is that good.  Humble.  I like family updates (without…
  • Family Traditions

    Mike McCarty
    2 Aug 2014 | 5:29 am
    How many of you have family traditions?  Maybe a favorite vacation spot.  Or hiking together.  Playing board games on Friday nights. When I was a kid, we had family reunions every summer.  Both sides of the family. We would get together and I would point at three quarters of the people and ask who they were. And even though family reunions felt like a prison sentence, especially when every other year we had to travel to out-in-the-middle-of-nowhere Kentucky for my mom's side of the family, I have learned to appreciate them as an adult.  Most likely because nobody…
  • What I Know About Groupies

    Mike McCarty
    12 Jun 2014 | 5:56 pm
    I have to admit as a boy my life was focused on developing groupies.  Keep reading, life is about failing miserably many times before finding your niche.  Turns out groupie coaching was not my calling.  But I tried. I launched my first rock band- Rapid Fire- at 12 with my neighbor.  We focused on all of the great music at the time- Kiss, Def Leppard, REO, Journey and the Eagles.  But we could never draw much of a crowd.  Admittedly, hand-made advertising nailed to telephone poles around town is not the most effective way of getting the word out.  But…
  • Learning to Fail

    Mike McCarty
    14 May 2014 | 7:01 pm
    I hope you are not one of those parents that has a "My Child was...." bumper sticker on the back of your vehicle.  If you are, grab a razor and go scrape it off. No way, unless one of my kids is elected president, would I have a bumper sticker espousing their accomplishments in elementary school or junior high.  Sorry. I am also not one of those guys that would have a bumper sticker that said, "my child beat up your honor student."  I might laugh but I am at least one generation removed from being that redneck. I'm proud when my kids do well, don't get me wrong.  I…
  • Up to My Neck in Murder....

    Mike McCarty
    26 Apr 2014 | 7:54 am
    Say what?  Seriously.  I have been consumed with murder lately.  I know that is alarming.  I'm a little hesitant to even admit this.  Then I realized nobody reads my blog so I am probably safe. I haven't killed anyone.  I haven't even thought about killing anyone.  I just wanted to set the record straight after my last article provided a play by play on our 18 hour drive to Florida with five kids. I'm not a violent crime detective any longer so it has nothing to do with solving the big case.  Actually, I wrote a book ten years ago.  I know…
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    cestlavie22

  • AirForce One Date Night

    cestlavie22
    30 Sep 2014 | 1:26 pm
    I know this post is a day late and I missed my post on Friday BUT I got a new job! I now do sales and marketing for a local print shop. And guess what? I love my boss! It is great to work with people who like to hear your input and appreciate your efforts. But enough about my sob story as to why I am delayed in blogging and on to the post! Now as I told you before, all my date nights do not go over great. There are times I just miss the mark. This was one of those times. I am still sharing the date with you in hopes that it might be a home-run for someone else. The movie this date night…
  • PrintableWallStory review!

    cestlavie22
    22 Sep 2014 | 10:58 am
    As I have mentioned before, one thing I feel is a blogger’s duty is to help small shops get their name out. Today I want to introduce all my lovely readers to a little Etsy shop called: PrintableWallStory. This shop is wonderful for the quote lover like me! Just take a browse through the shop you will find multiple prints to suit so many needs. The prices are reasonable and the best part is it is sent directly to your email as soon as you purchase it! I made a purchase over the weekend. I got one to have in my home with my wonderful boyfriend: I honestly love everything about this…
  • Make-Up does not change who I am!

    cestlavie22
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:44 am
    This is a topic I have been toying with doing for awhile. The problem is, if written wrong it can seem a little vain. And that is by no way my attention. I want to start this post by saying if you are taking what I am saying the wrong way, please do not attack me in the comments but instead ask questions and I will be happy to clarify! That being said, my rant today is going to be on the difference make-up makes and why I do not think it is fair. I am not sure if I have mentioned this on the blog before but I am a VERY low-maintenance girl. I love the idea of being out of my house in about…
  • Nut Free Spinach Pesto!

    cestlavie22
    15 Sep 2014 | 1:18 pm
    I am sure I have mentioned this on the blog before- but this girl is allergic to nuts. This makes a few things tough to eat. But nonetheless I like to try different things. I tend to get bored with the same old thing over and over so I am constantly on the look-out for something good and different. After a particular dinner I had a bunch of left over spinach and no idea what to do with it. I reached out to the vast knowledge of Facebook users and got an interesting idea, Spinach Pesto over pasta. After this was suggested to me I took to Google. To my dismay I learned that this is generally…
  • When is it NOT okay to show your support?

    cestlavie22
    12 Sep 2014 | 5:41 am
    I want to start this post off by apologizing for not posting on Monday. There are a few life changes in the works which have made things rather hectic! But hopefully I will be able to post about them soon! On to the post! This week marked the anniversary of 9/11. As someone in the Marketing world I know how important it is for companies to show that they are aware of the events of the world and not entirely centered on making a profit. Many companies do this by donating to charity, participating in community events (i.e Ice Bucket Challenge) and making timely posts surrounding holidays.
 
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    Plans for Nigel

  • Charizard Uses Bite... It's Super Effective

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    8 Sep 2014 | 10:12 pm
  • Friends of Nigel 5: Mousecop and Charizard

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    29 Jun 2014 | 5:34 pm
    Alrighty, so, I went to draw some pictures for my blog and realized my tablet has not been charged, and I don't feel like waiting until it's charged. Therefore, today's blog post features ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHS!And also this picture I drew a while ago:Let's start with the story of how MC and Cha-zizzle came to join our little family...Part 1: The DealOnce upon a time, there was a myself named Jackie. She didn't have any kitties because she lived in a teeny apartment and the evil apartment overlords charged $ARM.99 in non-refundable pet deposits and $LEG.00 (before tax) for monthly pet rent. To…
  • Our Anniversary Happened

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    26 May 2014 | 4:51 pm
    I was going to make some big deal about how it was our first anniversary this weekend, but I couldn't really think of anything interesting to say about it... We spent the night at a cute, slightly haunted B&B, ate some expensive food, and then we came home. Plus, we both came down with a yucky cold, so I don't have a ton if energy for thinking. Therefore, I drew you this pictures depicting how we are spending our Memorial Day!There is a post about our kittens coming up, though, so stay tuned for that.
  • A Comprehensive Guide to Jackie's Hair

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    20 May 2014 | 8:29 pm
    Since the early years of Cartoon Jackie, many different aspects of my person have changed drastically. From the beginning stages of primordial me, I lost the giant geeky glasses, my head got a little bigger, the feet and fingers went away, my facial features took a brief hiatus and came back as tiny eyes and huge mouth, and finally gained another dimension and leveled out as the magnificent creation you see before you today.Throughout all these changes, however, one thing has stayed the same:My ponytail.Remember this movie?Yeah, based on my life. Totally underrated, if you ask me. People…
  • From Whence I Came

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    11 May 2014 | 3:57 pm
    Okay, first off, let me make an apology to all those who have been anxiously awaiting a new blog post for weeks. A lot of big things have been happening lately and I haven't had a ton of time to write. Plus we just barely got internet like a week ago.That said, happy Mother's Day, everyone!Let's talk about my own mother. Twenty one years, five months, and two days ago, I came into this world and made her more than she was (you're welcome, Mom). She looked down into my tiny baby face, after 24 long hours of labor, and said with tears in her eyes, "It looks like a lizard."Before I started…
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    Workplace Monsters

  • Ultimate Abuse of Sick Leave

    ScotchJameson
    15 Sep 2014 | 8:05 pm
    The post Ultimate Abuse of Sick Leave appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • Follow your dreams!

    ScotchJameson
    27 Jul 2014 | 11:33 pm
    The post Follow your dreams! appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • The Heartburn Dialogues

    ScotchJameson
    12 Jul 2014 | 2:12 pm
    The post The Heartburn Dialogues appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • New Employee Orientation

    ScotchJameson
    5 Jul 2014 | 3:02 pm
    The post New Employee Orientation appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • Know your audience!

    ScotchJameson
    29 Jun 2014 | 10:33 pm
    The post Know your audience! appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
 
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    McArthur Parks

  • Adorable Cape Stripper Brings the Junk to Afghan Soldiers

    Scotty
    24 Sep 2014 | 4:54 am
    I love this woman! No drama, no bones, no bullshit! “Yeah, I ended up giving one of the guys a lap dance” – like it was a side of fries. I gotta get one of those headbands! http://www.mcarthurparks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/stripper_patriot.flv
  • RIP Catherine Betta-Jones

    Scotty
    23 Sep 2014 | 6:06 pm
    Today, freshwater ecosystems across the globe are reeling from the loss of one of their own. #toosoon At 5PM GMT, the news broke that Catherine Betta-Jones had died peacefully in her coin jar surrounded by close family and algae. Born to humble beginnings near the banks of the Chao Phraya river in Bangkok, she led a life of intrigue, tragedy and ultimately redemption. At an early age, she was traded by her mother into the Betta Black Market for a dime’s worth of street-grade crystal beta-blockers. She escaped a life of slavery by stowing away in bottle of nam pla, cased and labeled for…
  • Smoke & Mirrors (BitchinSisters.com Guest Blogger)

    Scotty
    22 Sep 2014 | 7:45 am
    McArthurParks was lucky enough to guest-blog on www.bitchinsisters.com. Thanks Ladies! Another September is almost in the books, the aftermath of new locker combinations, emergency contact forms and hand-slaps from Sister-Mary-One-Thumb are but misty-gin-colored memories in the bottom of my “morning coffee.” Thank God! As a favor to the “Sisters,” I’m minding the storefront today.  Typically, I’m hiding in the back room performing technical support or acting as overall muse for the BS franchise, but today, the girls are shopping and lunching in the city and…
  • Chad Lowe, Lipstick Lesbians and a Do Rag!

    Scotty
    15 Sep 2014 | 5:51 am
    Spooky Little Liars Not sure if it’s possible for me to be anymore excited than I am for the upcoming 2nd half  Season 5 of Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family). Although this year I’ll miss what’s become my favorite episode – Halloween!  Looks like it’s off the books for this year.  It was a pretty big deal, not just for fans, but for humanity at large!  I loves me my liars! Toss in some false eyelashes, a mystery train and a dead body, and well, it makes the gayest holiday of the year just a little bit gayer (shoots…scores). It seems like just…
  • Select-a-size? No, Thank You

    Scotty
    9 Sep 2014 | 12:29 pm
    I had a huge crush on the Brawny guy growing up. I suppose “had” isn’t completely honest, but I’m working on it, and well, it’s not cheap. And just to be clear, I’m not talking about the NEW Brawny guy…he’s a dick. What’s with the high cheek-bones and the tight jeans? He’s not Brawny, he’s a big queen and his boyfriend is probably the casting director. I’m talking about old school Brawny. The guy who would walk in with his untied work boots and his one-syllable words, stinking of 12-hour logger musk. The kind of guy who…
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    Grahame GDG

  • How To Get Over A Break Up For Men

    GrahameGDG
    24 Sep 2014 | 12:56 pm
    How To Get Over A Break Up For Men | GrahameGDG Alright fellas? Been having a dump or been on the receiving end of a dump? If so then go wash the shit off yourself and come back to find out how to get over a breakup you dirty bastard. Now we’ve all been through tough breakups, it’s not nice, goes without saying. If this is your first one then yes you are supposed to not want to eat for like 2 days and yes you are supposed to not feel like having a wank for roughly the same time period. After those two days though hunger will drive you to eat and your swollen, blue testicles will…
  • How To Get Over A Break Up For Women

    GrahameGDG
    9 Sep 2014 | 1:29 pm
    How To Get Over A Break Up For Women | GrahameGDG Yet again uncle Grahame comes to the rescue with another excellent advice video to help out any of you dumpees and fresh widows. In this video I tell you everything you will ever need to know about getting over a break up. When I say everything I mean not a lot and when I say will ever need to know I mean wont ever need to know. Some of this is still relevant though if you want some ideas for witty comebacks for when you see them strutting about with their younger, hotter, more Swedish new girlfriend. I think the main things to remember is…
  • How To Deal With Bullies At School

    GrahameGDG
    5 Sep 2014 | 12:20 pm
    How To Deal With Bullies At School | GrahameGDG Decided to do it for my fellow geeks today and give you my tips on how to deal with bullies at school. I did genuinely get bullied but then pretty much everyone does at some point. Just depends on how far it does. I know what you’re thinking, it’s highly surprising that such a dreamboat as myself would get bullied but it’s true. I was such a bad geek in school. Like, seriously. If anyone is interested in seeing a photo of me when I was a kid then I may be willing to put on up on the Random Crap Blog if enough people leave me a…
  • Cheated On Girlfriend With Her Younger Sister

    GrahameGDG
    25 Aug 2014 | 11:08 am
    Cheated On Girlfriend With Her Younger Sister | GrahameGDG This total scum bag cheated on his girlfriend with none other than her younger sister! I probably shouldn’t have found this quite as funny as I did but let’s be honest…it’s pretty damn funny the way he has worded most of this stuff! Now cheating is not a funny subject especially when it’s a dirty little sister shagger doing the cheating in question. Let’s all just bare in mind though this girl wanted to make him wait a bunch of years to get his end away and in the modern day and age that’s…
  • First Date Advice For Men

    GrahameGDG
    15 Aug 2014 | 12:36 pm
    In this First Date Advice For Men video I throw a bit of quantum advice at some guy who didn’t even ask for it. I like to do good deeds for my fellow man like randomly taking the urine out of their woes in a public arena for the world to join me in a round of laughter at their putrid, festering misery. Either that or I just don’t want anyone else to make the same mistakes as this guy, yeah let’s go with that one. I hope you find this tale of heartbreak and sorrow as entertaining as I did when I read it. Typing this crap does my head in does anyone even read it? If you are…
 
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    Do You Remember

  • Name Your Poison: Legendary Hollywood Boozers

    Do You Remember
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:13 am
    “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind,” noted Humphrey Bogart. Not so in Hollywood, where drinking has long been a favorite tradition. Maybe it was the way movie studios watched carefully over herds of their stumbling stars, but for today’s celebs a wild night out often results in a celebrity mugshot the next morning. In the past 24 hours Amanda Bynes and Michael Phelps were both pulled over and arrested for DUI. For Bynes this comes after just three days out of rehab. On the other hand, this is the first skirt with the law for Phelps. While it…
  • Listen To Cult Classic Buddy Rich Tapes (NSFW)

    Do You Remember
    30 Sep 2014 | 6:17 am
    No one could yell like Buddy Rich. The virtuoso drummer was a known for his bombastic sense of personal expression. Let’s just say the jazz great had a bit of a short temper that was easily lit when any of his bandmates played slightly off key, or out of tempo. On his birthday, we could take a look back at his rhythm defying solos, but we’d rather put the man on fully display with a selection of taped rants that made him a cult star. Rich’s rants always took place on the bus following what the band leader would judge to be a less than successful performance. Luckily for us,…
  • It Happened Today — September 30

    Do You Remember
    30 Sep 2014 | 5:30 am
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  • The End of an Era: 10 Best Saturday Morning Cartoons

    Neil Vazquez
    29 Sep 2014 | 7:49 am
    This weekend marked a sad day in the lives of 7-year-olds nationwide. For the last time American youngster participated in the sacred childhood ritual of the Saturday morning cartoon block. Since the dawn of time kids have been driving their parents crazy, waking up at the crack of dawn to view the best animated shows TV had to offer. Though sadly Saturday morning cartoons are no more, millions of us still live with the memory of having breakfast prepared by a mom who would rather be asleep than watching H.R. Pufnstuf. Here’s a look back at some of the best Saturday morning cartoons of…
  • Whatever Happened to the Cast of The Big Chill?

    Serge Stevens
    29 Sep 2014 | 6:15 am
    Before the term Y.U.P.P.I.E. became adopted into our popular lexicon, moviegoers in 1983 fell in love with a group of young Baby Boomers who converged on the town of Beaufort, South Carolina, to attend the funeral of a friend who had committed suicide. They shared their dreams and their disappointments, as they revealed the lives they were leading since they had last been together. With incredible music playing in the background, this ensemble cast got mixed critical reviews, but remains a fan favorite. The question remains, what would the actors look like if they reconvened today? We found…
 
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    WorthAShare.com

  • Food Porn – Wedding Cakes

    Jade Waddy
    17 Sep 2014 | 3:26 am
    Your wedding day can be defined by the cake you have, it’s a perfect representation of your love for each other and both of your tastes all rolled into one. If you have a smaller cake then you’re probably quite a conservative couple who wants a simple wedding, whereas a large elaborate cake suggests that you’re a very bold couple who are adventurous! If you’re stuck on which cake to get, here is some inspiration to help you out (all images here have been taken from the Hitched India Wedding Cake Inspiration…
  • David’s Story – His Unfortunate Death Caught On Camera

    Jade Waddy
    10 Sep 2014 | 4:32 am
    This is the story of David. He was an avid motorcyclist with a passion for life. This video shows his final moments as his mother explains his story. This video was made as part of a road safety campaign and so far has been seen by over 11 million people. Remember to “Think Bike” when you’re driving, it saves lives. WARNING: Do not watch this video if you’re of a nervous disposition, it’s very emotional. Source: Array
  • Reality One, Tech Zero | Gadgets That Are Epic Yet Utterly Pointless

    Amber Waddy
    22 Aug 2014 | 3:15 am
    We’ve all seen clever mock ups of modern cons that we can all appreciate and use from day to day. What some people fail to see, however, is the fact there is no need for such toys as there are far easier ways of fixing certain problems.Here we take a look at some of the most amazing gadgets that the world would adore… for all of five minutes. Then realise how stupid it is.MaptorThe Idea: The point of this handle little device is so that you can figure out where you are on the go with the simple click of a button. Gone will be the days where people get completely lost, including…
  • Little Known Facts About The Late Robin Williams

    Jade Waddy
    12 Aug 2014 | 4:14 am
    Today the world mourns over the loss of comedian and renowned actor, Robin Williams. We’ve all seen him in films such as Mrs Doubtfire, Jumaji, Good Will Hunting and Dead Poets Society; but very little is actually known about the man himself. He liked to keep his personal life pretty locked away and although it may seem in his stand up days he revealed all, there are some pieces of information that never quite reached the surface. Here are just a handful.He Was An Avid Cyclist – It’s true, for several years Robin has been getting on his bike and riding alongside well known…
  • I’m All About The Pretties | Talented Book Illustrators That Won Our Hearts

    Amber Waddy
    6 Aug 2014 | 2:48 am
    Books are like marmite. You either love them with all your heart, hate them with all your might, or you’re just completely indifferent. The one thing we can all appreciate, however, is the beautiful artwork that adorns the pages of many beloved classics as well as modern tales…Here we take a look at some of the worlds most remarkable illustrators and find out a little more about what they are all about… Ernest, also known as E.H.Shepard, was a World War I veteran born in the late 1870’s. Art was always a key part of his upbringing, going from art school to art…
 
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    Above Average

  • Above Average I.Q. – Tremendosaur

    Above Average
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:50 am
    Jacob Reed and Justin Michael are Tremendosaur.   How did you guys meet? Jacob: We met doing improv and sketch comedy at USC. When I was a sophomore, Justin auditioned for Second Nature, the improv group I was in, and later that year, we started a sketch comedy troupe with a bunch of other friends. Justin: Yeah, I saw Jacob doing an outdoor improv show my first week as a freshman. For a good year after that I was convinced he was a martial arts master — based on a bit he did at a college rehearsal. As far as I know, he trains elementary school boys and girls in the art of jujitsu to…
  • Drone Strikes: The Ugly Face of America

    Above Average
    29 Sep 2014 | 11:27 am
    The Last Week Tonight host reminds us of the severity of America’s drone program and its murky guidelines, despite Obama’s jokes about striking horny teenagers. Oliver also questions policies of terrorist identification-by-association that would, by the same logic, make him a member of Coldplay.
  • Maxie Gets Caught Up With the Wrong Crowd

    Above Average
    29 Sep 2014 | 11:24 am
    In this latest SNL sketch straight from your 90s dream, Tyler (Kyle Mooney) and Ben (Beck Bennett) teach Maxie (host Chris Pratt) about honesty, friendship and being true to oneself. The 90s are alive and well:
  • Marvel Can’t Fail

    Above Average
    29 Sep 2014 | 10:56 am
    SNL cashes in on the obscure adaptation craze, with host Chris Pratt starring in upcoming titles such as Bus People and Fancy Ghosts. What?! Yeah! You’ll still go see it.
  • New Nerf Gun, Peewee Football Disaster, and Dropped Groundhogs

    Above Average
    26 Sep 2014 | 10:14 am
    Above Average’s staff answers the question: What’s the best thing you’ve seen on the internet this week?   The New Nerf Gun  “They don’t make ‘em like they used to…” – Jarret Matlock    Will Forte Plays Sock or Hat – Matt Moskovciak   Ickey Shuffle Lives On – Joe Kelly   Tim and Eric Have Such Sights to Show You “This is a Dad Zone.” – Ryan Spears   Ellen Sits in with Matthew McConaughey  “I love Matthew McConaughey, but Ellen makes everything better, and in this case, she makes…
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  • Zen Moment of the Day

    wannasmile
    30 Sep 2014 | 8:36 am
    This cat reminds all of us to stop and smell the flowers today. via
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    wannasmile
    30 Sep 2014 | 8:33 am
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    wannasmile
    28 Sep 2014 | 2:50 pm
    Someone sure is looking cozy… via
  • Disqus commenting:

    wannasmile
    28 Sep 2014 | 2:33 pm
    Hi everyone, So, I did a trial on the site removing the plugin for the past few months now. Unfortunately, I have had way too many spam comments that have been hurting my website. That being said, I am activating disqus again as it was beneficial to have up for the security of WannaSmile. I apologize in advance if this is an inconvenience for you!
  • Bark! Bark! Baaaark!

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    27 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
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    The Life Lessonbook

  • Why I Owe a 9-Year-Old $100

    Dustin
    24 Sep 2014 | 4:22 am
    As a human race, we have a lot of disagreements. However, I think there are two things that everyone on earth, regardless of race, religion, politics and wealth, can agree upon: No one needed a fourth Indiana Jones movie Magic is the best thing ever I believe that if you’re good at magic, you’ll never have an enemy again. Just imagine if the President of the United States could do magic. During the State of the Union Address, he’d be talking about his policy, and the camera would pan around to Senators being crabby like normal. But then at the end, he pulls out a deck of cards and tells…
  • The Least Efficient Way to Make Money

    Dustin
    19 Sep 2014 | 10:41 am
    If you’re a criminal, stealing an ATM machine has to seem like the fastest way to make big bucks. The cash is right there for the taking behind a flimsy plastic door. How hard can it be? The answer: Way harder than it seems. If you need proof, just Google “ATM robbery gone wrong.” You’ll find ATM machines that remain firmly intact after being set on fire, run over and blown up. Thanks to an enterprising Florida man, we can now add another method to that list: repeatedly ramming the machine with a stolen forklift. Last week, Synovus Bank employees in Jacksonville, Florida arrived to…
  • The 3 People You Meet in Carrabba’s

    Dustin
    17 Sep 2014 | 4:12 am
    If we’ve met in person and you filled out a comment card about that first interaction, I imagine it would say something like, “Well he tried hard, and he certainly smiled, but…” I am not great at first impressions, so I try to learn everything I can from the people I meet. Last week, I came across three different women at Carrabba’s trying to make a good first impression for three different reasons and let me tell you – I learned A LOT. Since I never got their names, I took the liberty of naming them Jen, Jenny and Jennifer. Jen I drove straight to Carrabba’s after work last…
  • Stuck in the Bermuda Triangle

    Dustin
    10 Sep 2014 | 3:57 am
    I had a wonderful blog post full of twists, turns, jokes and wit lined up for this week. It was all laid out in my head; all I had to do was write it on my return flight from Bermuda. Unfortunately, I was not able to write that blog post or retrieve my laptop or move even a single inch on the plane. I am not telling you this so you feel sorry for me (Again, I was coming back from Bermuda). I am telling you because making fun of airplane travel is the easiest, hackiest blog post to write, but it was the best I could do with the only things that worked during the two-hour flight – two thumbs…
  • Revenge of the Nerd

    Dustin
    3 Sep 2014 | 3:41 am
    This site has recently gotten a bit of a facelift that wouldn’t have been possible without my brother Scott. Scott is a computer genius. And not just like he reads a bunch of Gizmodo or is good at troubleshooting Wi-Fi or something. Scott wrote a program that ended up saving a giant retail company over $300,000 a year when he was in high school. Scott is a LEGIT computer genius. As a computer genius, Scott is also a huge nerd. As in, he owns an “I’m not slacking, my code is compiling” t-shirt that he wears while his code is compiling. Scott wasn’t always a huge nerd. As a…
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    Hipblow

  • 5 Year Old Girl With Autism, Iris Grace, Creates Stunning Paintings

    HipBlow
    30 Sep 2014 | 6:30 am
    Iris Grace is a 5 year old with an extraordinary talent to express herself through painting. She is Autistic and is only just starting to talk but is able to paint in a style far beyond her years...The post 5 Year Old Girl With Autism, Iris Grace, Creates Stunning Paintings appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Bamboobee Bike: How To Make Your Own Bamboo Bike

    HipBlow
    30 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    Bamboobee is the revolution of bicycle engineering, and you don't need to be genius, you don't even have to know a thing about building bikes...The post Bamboobee Bike: How To Make Your Own Bamboo Bike appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Enjoy Your Daily Dose Of Cuteness With These Tiny Bunnies

    HipBlow
    30 Sep 2014 | 5:30 am
    Best things comes in small packages, and these tiny bunnies will prove it right away. These adorable little bunnies are the ultimate cuteness indeed...The post Enjoy Your Daily Dose Of Cuteness With These Tiny Bunnies appeared first on Hipblow.
  • The UNfappening: Covering-up the Nude Celebrities with Art

    HipBlow
    29 Sep 2014 | 6:42 am
    You may be aware about this infamous huge leak of nude photos of celebrities like Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence and JLo but this time you are going to see them more decent with a full art treatment. The Unfappening, took care of this and is trying (with the help of internet artists) to cover up those sexy pics...The post The UNfappening: Covering-up the Nude Celebrities with Art appeared first on Hipblow.
  • What “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” is all About

    HipBlow
    29 Sep 2014 | 6:00 am
    You don't have to watch the show to find out what kind of content is transmitted, many people don't watch it but are sadly affected by the commercials like me, these pictures will give you the perfect idea of what "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" is all about. The irony was never more real...The post What “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” is all About appeared first on Hipblow.
 
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  • Graveyard Lovers

    Belmont
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:56 am
    Graveyard Lovers On our honeymoon day we drove Down the mountain pass and cove. With starry eyes, are love we swore To be together for evermore. Tell me dear, have we arrived yet? For we haven't a moment to lose. We'll be there soon my sweet rosette I'll tell you love, you're my only muse. Tell me dear, who sets your heart ablaze With an ever so softly placed kiss? I'm awestruck by your burning gaze I'll tell you love, you're my eternal bliss Tell me dear, why your hair remains still Amongst this harshest of wind that blows? Your charming smile evokes such thrill I'll tell you love, you're my…
  • Regard me as a minor player he said

    ltasaypsxc
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:25 am
    Regard me as a minor player he said he repeated it back and it what exactly thank you there's a lot of the by the door it was where the best 511 day I never commented and they think that Lee didn't hurt him as a bodybuilder coming up he wanted respect is busy commanded a I never gave it or not I was competing right total is only words he motivated me if it wasn't for during a second to take my game to the next level same can be said Lax Luger Rideau comet somebody’s doing the business that's the biggest insult you can give ague and never talk about how great his back was for heart Grady is…
  • How to get more Feedback!

    Electron.John
    29 Sep 2014 | 11:50 am
    So you have posted a poem, song or short story and want some feedback but aren’t getting any comments. We have all be there and it can be frustrating, I know. Although there is no way to guarantee you will get feedback I have found that the following 10 tips go a long way to help solve that problem. Give Feedback to others. If you want feedback you should expect to give feedback. I have read someplace that you should comment on three to five other posts for every poem/song, etc. you post. The type of feedback you give others is likely to be the type you get back. If you leave quick one or…
  • Car Wrap Advertising is the Perfect Part-Time Job

    municaklux
    29 Sep 2014 | 1:32 am
    Car Wrap Advertising is the Perfect Part-Time Job In today’s economy most Americans are working two and three jobs just to make ends meet, and just when the job market starts to look better it takes a turn for the worse. It is frustrating to miss out on vacations, holidays, time with family, or other activities because you have to work twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week just to pay the bills. Trying to schedule multiple jobs around each other is a giant headache that never goes away, and it might seem that there is no end to the havoc of working all the time. The good news is that…
  • You Understand Me

    attikus
    29 Sep 2014 | 12:59 am
    Held each other up taking cover in storms Had each other's backs through the bloodiest wars When my grandpa died you showed me a humble remorse that helped me be my father's rock so as a son he could mourn When I stumbled or pulled a muscle hustling running this course You inspired me to dig deep, I dug to the core 'Cause you are somebody I respect and have come to adore So when ya speak to me I listen I'd be dumb to ignore When my faith in humanity is disgusted and torn You lift me up, somehow fix me up, Pick me up up off the floor When im bloody and sore in a scrape From the universe…
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    Dubious Knowledge Institute

  • 20 (Suspicious and Somewhat Useless) Facts About Wisconsin

    dvanoss
    22 Sep 2014 | 6:27 pm
    1 Official Motto: “Forward” 2 Unofficial Motto: “14% Easier To Get Into Than Czechoslovakia” 3 Wisconsin has 7,446 streams and rivers. Placed end to end, they would stretch a lot farther than whatever Minnesota has, you can bet that. 4 Wisconsin has a professional football team. If we say the name here, the comments section will melt into a pool of Velveeta-like tailgating football fervor. 5 The House on the Rock was designed and built in the 1940’s, and houses over 244 dead tourists trapped in the Infinity Room. 6 Wisconsin is nicknamed the Badger State because…
  • All About Bach: Part 1 (Attack of the Germanes)

    dvanoss
    17 Sep 2014 | 6:30 am
    When you think of the name Bach, you probably think of that hard candy your grandma kept in the dish by the breadbox that you couldn’t have until after dinner, but that’s called Brach’s, which of course isn’t germane to our story. But, speaking of Germanes, did you know that the Jackson Five never recorded a single Bach song? And that Bach was actually BORN a Germane? Well, now that you’re totally confused, you’re in the right mode for a musical adventure we’re calling “Bach To The Future”, because we really want to get hammered in the…
  • Infographic: 10 Facts About Iowa

    dvanoss
    15 Sep 2014 | 6:09 pm
    The post Infographic: 10 Facts About Iowa appeared first on Dubious Knowledge Institute.
  • Handbag Survival Guide for Men

    dvanoss
    8 Sep 2014 | 3:35 pm
    According to Mintel, a market researcher, US handbag market sales reached $8 billion in 2011, up from $6 billion in 2006. We can only assume that this $2 billion increase is due to concurrent rise in sales of those little Kleenexes you keep in purses, but we have no report for that. Why, say perplexed men, some of them us, this fascination with handbags, enough to cause an increase in sales in 5 years equal to the gross national product of Greenland (Note to Greenland: consider building more handbag factories). Let’s take a look. The Scientific Hope For A Sub-Atomic Handbag The handbag…
  • 4 Tricks Your Dog Can Train You To Do

    dvanoss
    2 Sep 2014 | 6:12 pm
    There are two types of people in this world; dog owners and people who have never had to willingly pick up another creature’s fecal matter in a thin plastic baggie. You think you’re so smart, human? Well, here are four things your dog has probably trained you to do. 1 Wake Up Early on Saturday Morning Ah, weekend mornings, the one time of the week you can sleep in a little and catch up on must-needed rest. This, of course, is the exact time a large, wet, cold nose will inform your bare skin that, “As a dog, I have an extremely limited ability to read a clock,” and…
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    The Name's Ponyboy

  • Jim Henson Creature Shop

    ponyboy
    30 Sep 2014 | 1:00 pm
    Going inside Jim Henson’s Creature Shop is kind of like going to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. It’s a place that most of our favorite childhood characters were imagined and designed. I’m talking about The Swedish Chef, Snuffaluffagus, Beaker, Alf, The Labyrinth and so much more. Who remembers Fraggle Rock!? Check it out… Jim Henson’s Creature Shop from Gizmodo on Vimeo. The post Jim Henson Creature Shop appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin

    ponyboy
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:00 am
    So I was cruising Facebook the other day and discovered Fappy.  He’s an Anti-Masturbation Dolphin that has a page on FB promoting Anti-Masturbation awareness.  I was pretty blown away to say the least and it goes without saying that I’m now a follower of Fappy’s page.  Check out some of my favorite pics from his page.  Good work internet! “Haters Gonna Hate….Masters Gonna Bate!”  Ha!! Check out Fappy’s page here The post Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • I Like These (36)

    ponyboy
    30 Sep 2014 | 6:30 am
    It’s scary movie season. I watched VHS last night and it was a pretty good concept but poor execution. The majority of the stories were stupid and the overall storyline could have been a lot better. Next up is Maniac with Elijah Wood. That movie is creepy and very well done. 6 The post I Like These (36) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Kamikaze Sledding

    ponyboy
    29 Sep 2014 | 2:30 pm
    Someone give this dude a Redbull! The post Kamikaze Sledding appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Cats & Dogs

    ponyboy
    29 Sep 2014 | 12:00 pm
    Let’s keep this theme of cats & friends going today.  Here’s a nice collection of some Cats & Dogs to enjoy.  Check it….. The post Cats & Dogs appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
 
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    Winston's Random Musings

  • Pinned post: What you WOULDN'T find in this blog

    Winston Chong
    21 Sep 2014 | 7:08 pm
    1. Porn: there are loads of online sexperts providing an excellent hand-y job in this area already.  2. Personal porn: you can have a ball of a time elsewhere ogling at female bloggers slash model slash actress slash race queen providing revealing selfies. No need for this nerd to pimp himself.3. Food porn: I don't own a DSLR nor do I get to eat for free. iEat, iBurp, iShit. 4. Word porn: I find scolding jerks using vulgarities or genitalia a lazy cop-out. There are far more flowery words to choose to insult someone with greater effect.5. Social porn: no inspirational quotes or…
  • Stockholm Syndrome

    Winston Chong
    9 Sep 2014 | 5:40 pm
    Stockholm Syndrome perfectly describes how fans of a certain fruit company ignored the superb offerings from rival plantations for years and willingly forgive this company when it finally listens to their pleas and gives them a bigger fruit today. I'll not take a bite from this fruit since I have the entire orchard to choose from.
  • This Singapore nerd's musings on himself (part 3)

    Winston Chong
    3 Sep 2014 | 2:47 am
    While guys like me approaching the big Four-Oh aspire to be a 'hunkle' (Hunky uncle), most likely I'll just turn out to be a 'funkle' (fatty uncle). But since I don't have any nephews or nieces, technically I wouldn't get to be a bona fide uncle, so I'll just go straight from being a nerd to Dirty Old Man.*****I know that Facebook/personal blog can be a depressing place where you hate-read your friend's updates on their perfect life and their even more perfect meal. Allow me to reveal some nasty things about myself so you will feel better about yourself. I'm a bad liar, a horrible MCP and I'm…
  • Master post: This Singapore nerd's musings on himself

    Winston Chong
    3 Sep 2014 | 2:40 am
     Looks like a good idea to house all my musings on myself in one neat package here. Part 1Part 2Part 3
  • All in a day's work in my office (Part 7)

    Winston Chong
    25 Aug 2014 | 8:34 am
    Work can never be finished. We should always complete what we set out to do. Though both sayings are contradictory, they can be resolved by a third saying: Find a job you love and you will never work a day in your life.  *****Two pleasant-looking female colleagues were debating the various interpretations of an internal company-wide contest and concluded that the rules are confusing OR they are bimbos. I'm happy to say that they are wrong. The correct conjunction used should be 'AND', not 'OR'. *****Today, I need to cramp two days' work into one. If I can't deliver, it means that I'm…
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    Funny Dating & Relationship Stories & Advice - Melanys Guydlines

  • MelanysGuydlines iPhone6 Case & My Own Store On Zazzle

    Melany
    30 Sep 2014 | 11:59 am
    We have a winner of the Zazzle contest for the iPhone6 case! Congratulations to Karen who told me that she unselfishly and wonderfully is going to gift the case to a friend going through a hard time right now! I think that rocks. Enjoy and keep up that spirit. I wish I had more friends like you. Guess what she is going to put on her friend’s case? She is going to put a picture of her friend’s Pug. Pugs rock! What would you put on your case? I love all of the suggestions on how to customize the iPhone6... Continue Reading
  • Cox Business Proves Whatever Happens In Vegas Doesn’t Stay In Vegas: #GetStartedLV

    Melany
    29 Sep 2014 | 2:00 pm
      Whoever said, “Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” doesn’t know twitter or social media, especially when Cox Business and Inc. Magazine are involved. If you have been following me via social media you know I was in Las Vegas last week courtesy of Cox Business for an event called Get Started Las Vegas at the Palms Hotel and Casino. First, can I tell you how much I love my job? Whoever said “Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” doesn’t know twitter and Cox Business...Click To Tweet -... Continue Reading
  • How Snarky Are You? Quiz

    Melany
    24 Sep 2014 | 10:49 am
      Take this quiz I created with the help of Riddle App and tell me – How snarky are you? Take this quiz I created with Riddle App & tell me - How snarky are you?Click To Tweet - Powered By CoSchedule Snark Royalty or just Snarky Junior? Everyone’s got a bit of snarky in him or her. Put your personality to the test. We will break down your inner snark and let you know where you reside in Snarkland! That may even be too much mention of the “S” word for me. Snark Royalty or just Snarky Junior? Everyone’s... Continue Reading
  • Snarky Tales: Humor From a Girl With A Dog & A Blog

    Melany
    19 Sep 2014 | 9:23 pm
    So, I am super proud of this: My first online publication on Issuu! It was hard to pick which posts should be included in this installation so I went with a bunch of my greatest hits. Hope you like it because I laughed re-reading these. I can’t believe these have all happened to me, but they have. Sit back, relax, grab a drinky-poo and enjoy! BTW – The easiest part of creating this magazine was the name: Snarky Tales: Humor From A Girl With A Dog & A Blog Snarky Tales: Humor From A Girl With A Dog & A... Continue Reading
  • Tinder for Shoes? Shoe Swipe

    Melany
    15 Sep 2014 | 1:53 pm
    We all know that I have been on Tinder a time or 100 and for some reason no matter how many not so great guys I have met on there, I go back for more. It is addicting. Like gambling, but I am ready to get lucky….get your mind out of the gutter. I am ready to get lucky….get your mind out of the gutter.Click To Tweet - Powered By CoSchedule It is so fun showing people Tinder and how easy it is to just x out someone’s face like yelling “NEXT” at the top of your lungs via your phone. The key to this app is totally the ease of it. We all love images but not a lot of people like to read.
 
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    Welcome to The Midside

  • The Ish Edition

    themidside
    30 Sep 2014 | 12:33 am
    Be careful what you ish for or you’ll end up with episodes like this one. We discuss the three-breast duping and the attack on Emma Watson before reviewing the series premieres of Scorpion, Gotham, and Blackish. Our fixation on LOST also returns as we ponder its legacy. No, we haven’t changed our minds about Season 6. Not even a little-ish.
  • The 2014 Fall TV Premiere Week Edition

    themidside
    22 Sep 2014 | 10:43 pm
    Rejoice. Television season has returned. We discuss which shows we’ll be watching and which we’ll be reviewing. We also tackle some really strange issues like three-boobed women and Meth Monks. And all the while, Justin tries to make hippiecrite happen.
  • The Constant Companion Edition

    themidside
    15 Sep 2014 | 11:46 pm
    We all have our companions. Maybe it’s fear. Maybe it’s religion. Maybe it’s the memory of Ray Rice knocking you out in an elevator. In this episode, we discuss the things that stick with us. We also steal each other’s jokes. PENNY!
  • Welcome to The Midside - Snyder Series: 300

    themidside
    8 Sep 2014 | 10:21 pm
    In the second edition of our special series spotlighting director Zack Snyder, we dissect the movie in which he declared “This…is…Romanticism!” Join us as we celebrate Leonidas, bemoan Ephialtes, and use the N-word relentlessly.
  • The Personal Space Edition

    themidside
    2 Sep 2014 | 12:35 am
    We all need our personal space, so why don’t we know when it’s appropriate to ask for our own or give someone else theirs? That’s the question we answer in this episode as we discuss the reclining of airplane seats, what Michael Sam and Daryl Dixon have in common, and the epistemology of Hello Kitty. Plus, Daniel still doesn’t know anything about Doctor Who.
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  • Elevate your Drab Mood with Really Funny Pictures

    Kumiko kurosu
    8 Sep 2014 | 3:02 am
    Nowadays the main topic of discussion among everyone is on how to keep stress at bay. Newspaper, magazines, TV, movies every kind of media is trying their level best to create awareness on the very bad effects of stress and diseases related to it. Top physicians are prescribing good diet, exercise and of course most important of all the pill of good laughter. In the busy schedule of everyday one tries to find the easiest way to gain happiness and it could be attained through really funny pictures showcased with medium of online funny web sites. The contemporary sector of fun has a new…
  • Funny GIF Images The Original Source Of Laughter

    Kumiko kurosu
    11 Jun 2014 | 4:08 am
    An emotion defines human, animals and every other living thing. Well the whole world experience’s emotions of nature too along with rain, earthquake, Tsunami and like. Emotions are a way to show what we are feeling inside. The common sentiments like anger, sorrow, laughter, disgust and others are easily captured under our eyes.  Yet from time to time we all feel deprived of a sentiment called laughter. It is a widely accepted gesture that bond people together, spreads brotherhood, despite geological borders. So to keep it alive we get help from several creative sources like jokes,…
  • Funny Crazy Picture Gallery A Complete Illustration Of Universal Brotherhood

    Kumiko kurosu
    6 Jun 2014 | 9:44 pm
    Are you getting upset easily, quite often? Feelings lost and depressed then cheer up as the amazing world of internet is available to make you happy as a small baby. It can keep you entertained along with its various entertaining videos, news and much more. Practice watching these things as famous comic artist Charlie Chaplin had once said in his interview that “laughter is more precious compared to all the wealth of the world”. So keeping that in mind today various outstanding web are vying with each other to acquire a huge and memorable collection of funny picture gallery which keep…
  • The Many Aspects Of Funny Animated Pictures

    Kumiko kurosu
    22 May 2014 | 12:37 am
    The art of storytelling has been a part of every countries tradition. Good parenting believes in the aspect too. The characterization of Tom and Jerry, Garfield, Donald duck, Mickey mouse, Minnie, Scooby Doo the dog, Cbeebies and Teletubbies and Tinker Bell, Carousel and in numerous are created to please the  mind of young and old alike. These funny animated pictures create a moment of unstoppable laughter as one views it. Most likely a child connects to these pictures more than an adult because he or she finds it more lovable, easy to get glued to it and to feel a feeling of comfort,…
  • Baby Images A Treat For The Eye

    Kumiko kurosu
    8 May 2014 | 11:06 pm
    Babies are god-send angels. Their toothless smile, big brown/black eyes, soft & delicate skin, giggles, baby talks, unsteady postures make them the cutest of all. Nobody in this planet can ever ignore a lovely baby and when pictures of such toddlers are taken it becomes valuable, simply an image that is close to your heart. A baby image often describes more of its mood than anything else. The main reason behind taking pictures of babies is to capture those are valuable moments that turns into precious memory with the walk of time. The same babies grow up to become responsible individuals…
 
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    CheesyPeasy

  • This Happened to Me the Other Time

    cheesypeasy
    29 Sep 2014 | 4:45 pm
    [source] Likes(0)Dislikes(0)The post This Happened to Me the Other Time appeared first on CheesyPeasy.
  • Supertree will save you… Not

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    29 Sep 2014 | 11:00 am
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  • How to Talk to Short People

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    29 Sep 2014 | 6:14 am
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  • Scumbag Alcohol

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    26 Sep 2014 | 1:22 am
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  • Love at First Site is Dangerous

    cheesypeasy
    22 Sep 2014 | 12:10 pm
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    Funny Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes | Short Real Inspiring Stories

  • “Necessity today is to stay unfucked.”- Jokes, Cartoons & Quotes on Pets

    Malenadu
    29 Sep 2014 | 1:40 pm
    A lady took her dog to the groomer at pet store for a haircut and asked what it would cost.The receptionist looked at her from behind the counter and told her that a bath and haircut started at around fifty dollars, but there were many options, so the price could vary.Holding on to her dog's leash, the potential customer was visibly outraged."I only pay $25 for my own haircut!" said the woman indignantly.The groomer replied, "That may be true, but then you don't bite, do you?"Related Keywords- Very Funny Jokes while enquiring, Comic Small Story on pets, Superb Awesome article on haircut,…
  • Justice- Nobody gets That.- Attitude Quotes

    Malenadu
    28 Sep 2014 | 11:16 pm
    Related Keywords- Quotes on Prefect, Limited Edition Quote, Saying on perfection
  • “Courage is More than a Duty it’s basically Survival.”- Jokes, Cartoons & Quotes on Lawyer

    Malenadu
    26 Sep 2014 | 7:35 am
    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies Related Keywords- Very Funny Jokes while Stamping, Comic Small Story on post, Superb Fun article…
  • “Men with strength of character, to make total idiots of themselves are the Strongest.”- Jokes, Cartoons & Quotes on Identity

    Malenadu
    25 Sep 2014 | 5:03 am
    A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk. "I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." "So how does feeling the roof help you?" He asked the drunk. "Well," the drunk replied. "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!" Related Keywords- Very Funny Jokes on Drunk, Comic Small Story on Siren, Superb Fun article on Cop, Interesting Crazy Incident in Parking, Quotes on Character, Asterisk Symbol Cartoon…
  • “The problem with undivided attention is you get it from idiots as well.”- Jokes, Cartoons & Quotes on Vanity

    Malenadu
    24 Sep 2014 | 7:11 am
    Sandra and Cindy were having a rare heart to heart talk. "What do you consider your worst vice," Cindy asked. "I don't like to admit it," Sandra said, "but my worst vice is vanity. Sometimes I sit in front of the mirror and just admire my face." "I wouldn't worry about it," said Cindy. "That's not vanity. That's imagination." Related Keywords- Very Funny Jokes on Reflection, Comic Small Story on Mirror, Superb Fun article on Imagination, Interesting Crazy Incident in Vanity, Quotes on Attention, Mirror Cartoon jokes
 
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  • Top 10 romantic date ideas

    Contributor
    21 Sep 2014 | 10:26 am
    One online poet, on an obscure writes,I’m not against dating, I’m not against people being happy, I’m against pointless relationships because it’s a lot of time and no emotionsTrue! The purpose of dating is different to different people. The basic purpose is to find human warmth, love, a meaningful relationship that helps you grown, give, take, flourish and settle down with someone nurturing who is a friend, confidante, teacher, lover, … many roles rolled into one person. One way to find out if the person is your soul mate is to date them. If you like what you do…
  • Top 10 hairstyles for curly hair

    Contributor
    29 Aug 2014 | 11:31 am
    Curly hair itself is nature’s ornament to enhance looks, yet we want to experiment with it. Wear it in a different way, every day. Here are a few suggestions on how to enjoy what nature bestowed on you.Coiled CurlsThese can be set into place by twisting around the finger and applying hair mousse. Or by using a curling wand. Always remember to use a product that protects hair from heat before applying the wand. Long Curls woven into a WaterfallDraw inspiration from nature and transform your hair into a work of art. Arrange the curls in a neat arrangement after gathering the curls into…
  • Top 10 worst serial killers

    Contributor
    23 Aug 2014 | 11:49 am
    Serial killers have been around for centuries now. Man and his mental disorders have never failed to give rise to situations where man can kill another man inhumanely and continue doing so without an ounce of regret. We are not putting the onus of a serial killer’s behavior on his health. But think for once, are these people normal. Isn’t there something grossly wrong with them.This list here is in no way a ranked list of serial killers. Nobody is above or below others. This is a simple list of top 10 worst serial killers of our times, who have killed mercilessly and without reason.10.
  • Top 10 date night ideas

    Contributor
    17 Aug 2014 | 12:23 am
    Date nights can sometimes get worrisome with all the planning and sometimes a wish to give surprises. What do you do every time, so that, things remain fresh and lovely? It may not look very easy to come up with a new idea for every date but what you don’t know is, even small twists to the regular ideas can make your date just perfect. Here is a list of top 10 date night idea, which will give you some options t jazz up the night and make the date special.10. Drink and DanceIf you both love clubbing, this can be your best shot at a wonderful date night together. Late nights, is the best time…
  • 10 Best Safety Razors for Shaving

    Contributor
    13 Aug 2014 | 12:48 am
    Considering we shave every day, what are the best options at our disposal? Where would we find all the options to study? The Supermarket’s health and personal hygiene section or the online stores. The shaving and hair removal sections have many options of razors for men, women and unisex. All these razors come in disposable plastic versions due to their use in medicine and other professions. With the risk of spread of disease these are an intelligent option. The disposable would be an obvious choice while travelling and living in a large congregation where one does not want to share…
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  • Joan Rivers: A Toast To You!

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    30 Sep 2014 | 5:22 am
    Joan Rivers and I met a couple of times when I worked at E! Entertainment. “THE TWINS” circa Feb 2011! OMG am I wearing… GASP: HEELS? Check us out now MAKING POP TARTS! I’m still shocked she never once told me that my outfits look like regurgitated remnants of a broken garbage disposal. The dress code in the GiGi Eats kitchen! She didn’t even say ANYTHING about my Adidas sandals that have been surgically fused to my feet for the past 6 years. I wonder how many plastic [Read On!]
  • Recipe Redux: Get Chip-Faced with Chipkins

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    22 Sep 2014 | 5:29 am
    Dehydration is never a good look in Hollywood…. Can you guess the fashion designer? I could have posted another photo of Tara Reid, but no need to “rib” on her again!   Or anywhere for that matter…  Is this normal? Cat people – weigh in…   EXCEPT for… THE KITCHEN! Uh, please do take a minute to check out this sensual food pornography…   Today I am serving up dehydrated pumpkin chips, or what I like to call CHIPKINS! It’s [Read On!]
  • Gobble Up These Turbutkles!

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    16 Sep 2014 | 5:22 am
    Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or…  In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches? Well then… The following (and then some) are not your friends: Chili Fruit at the Bottom Yogurt Katy Perry Scrambled Eggs Tacos Stir Fries Nicki Minaj Anything Made on The Food Network Channel Thanksgiving Dinner My Refrigerator  And…  Turbutkle Bites Phew! It’s a good thing I don’t have such a phobia or else I would DEFINITELY starve to death… I would never dance like a stripper [Read On!]
  • Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    9 Sep 2014 | 5:19 am
    Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two... They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re both full of artificial chemicals and ingredients. Sorry Tara, I just couldn’t resist. If the saying, “you are what you eat” is true… Then Tara must be subsisting solely on Creamsicles (okay, and maybe Cheetos as well). Sadly, I don’t think I will be able to save Tara from her demons, however, all is not lost for the [Read On!]
  • In-N-Out of My Kitchen

    GiGi EatsCelebrities
    2 Sep 2014 | 5:31 am
    I have to say, for a dirty mind like mine… As I have established in the past… In-N-Out is probably my favorite fast food restaurant name because it serves as a “playground” for my naughty (and VIVID) imagination! Unfortunately, while In-N-Out boasts being a “healthier” fast food chain (and has my brain swinging on monkey bars), this joint acts more like the bully near the seesaw for your health (albeit healthier than say… Taco Bell’s XXL Stuft Burrito). Because of [Read On!]
 
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  • Silly pictures – When nonsense is bliss

    FROZ
    30 Sep 2014 | 5:40 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersSilly Pictures – As we know by now, Internet can turn out to be the ultimate cradle of claptrap. Through the following collection of funny pictures, we shall attempt to image the prior statement for those of you who are still not 100% convinced (although we highly doubt that any form of proof still is required by now). Wishing you a foolhardy PMSLweb moment! This post Silly pictures – When nonsense is bliss appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Wild Monday pictures – Take a walk on the wild side

    FROZ
    29 Sep 2014 | 10:52 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersWild Monday pictures – While it’s time for us to set our minds back to work, dedicating a little quality time to our funny bone may not turn out to be a very bad idea. Indeed, if you do the math, in the long run our performances are directly linked to our mood, and the following equation sums it up: NEWTON’S UNIVERSAL LAW OF GIVING A F*CK: Wishing you a humoristic PMSLweb moment! This post Wild Monday pictures – Take a walk on the wild side appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Sunday LOL – Your dominical evil spin

    FROZ
    28 Sep 2014 | 4:48 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersSunday LOL – Because we slowly need to start wrapping our minds around the fact that tomorrow is Monday, and must not allow ourselves to go down without a giggle; here’s a selection of cheeky Sunday funnies. Nonsense is the name of the game as from this point, you’ve been warned. Wishing you a chillax PMSLweb moment! This post Sunday LOL – Your dominical evil spin appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Saturday Madness – Funnies to set the weekend mood

    FROZ
    27 Sep 2014 | 6:58 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersSaturday Madness – We hope that so far the weekend has been treating you right, and that you’re making the most of it (if the plan revolves around procrastination, may it be top-notch). The time has come for us to submit to your appreciation our weekend selection of funnies, may the latter contribute in fulfilling your Saturday mood gauge. Wishing you a pleasant PMSLweb moment! This post Saturday Madness – Funnies to set the weekend mood appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Hilarious Thursday – Friday eve’s collection of funnies

    FROZ
    25 Sep 2014 | 5:10 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersHilarious Thursday – While Friday is known to be the most beloved day of the week, many of us also turn out to have a soft spot for his brother Thursday. Indeed, during this specific day, the number of f*cks given often seriously tends to decrease. Stupid people happen, but you’ll always be more willing to ignore them on Thursday as compared to Monday for instance, where it often takes from you every ounce of willpower in your body to stop yourself from committing the irreparable. Anyway, it’s chuckle time, so let’s get stuck in…
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    dailypotatonews.com

  • ISIS apologizes to US, pushes for 17.5th Peace Amendment

    dailypotatonews
    23 Sep 2014 | 10:50 am
    Due to the recent US airstrikes against the Islamic State of Iraq and Al Sham (ISIS), terrorist leader, Abu al-Baghdadi, recently apologized to the United States with an official apology letter and a fruitcake. Although Obama has yet to speak about this apology,... Read More ›
  • Archaeologist finds fossils dating back at least 40 years

    dailypotatonews
    22 Sep 2014 | 11:36 am
    Archeologist Justin Cramer recently discovered a set of fossils which were reportedly not really underground, but sitting under a pile of leaves in his backyard. Although Cramer is unable to identify the origin of these fossils, he believes that they are... Read More ›
  • Teenagers and texting: A guide for parents

    dailypotatonews
    19 Sep 2014 | 7:23 pm
    As depicted in the image above, parents know very little when it comes to their children and texting. In order to help better understand your children, please refer to the following information about texting: Texting has become the main source of... Read More ›
  • Catcher keeps signaling ‘I love you’ to pitcher

    dailypotatonews
    17 Sep 2014 | 1:31 pm
    As stated by The Onion, Orioles rookie catcher, Caleb Joseph, continues to signal “I love you” to pitcher Chris Tillman. Joseph told sources, “I just love him so much and I get to tell him like 200 times a game.... Read More ›
  • Man jogging listens to Brittany Spears just a little too loud

    dailypotatonews
    16 Sep 2014 | 8:53 pm
    Local jogging enthusiast, Brendon Talbert, was reportedly listening to music on his iPod while jogging earlier today at volume so high that others could clearly hear his taste in music. One jogger stated, “That guy must really love Brittany Spears. Every... Read More ›
 
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  • Van Gaal to send Man United flops into Space

    alan barry
    27 Sep 2014 | 3:25 am
    Players some of the players fans would like to see sent into space After a dismal recent run of form, Manchester United Manager Louis Van Gaal has told his players, if the team doesn’t start winning more games, anyone whom deems as a flop, will be put onto a space shuttle and blasted out into space. After many failed attempts to get the players to preform, Van Gaal has had a secret sit down with Sir Alex Ferguson, and after an intense brain storming session, the two men came up with the idea. “Enough is enough,” said a furious Van Gaal. “These players are…
  • World Mourns as Jason Orange quits Music

    alan barry
    25 Sep 2014 | 2:33 am
    A Drunk Jason Orange This morning the world woke up to the devastating news that Jason Orange has quit the English boy/man band Take That, with tributes flowing in from some fans and celebrities. Jason, like Syd Barret and so many other musical geniuses, has decided to quit the music business because of the pressure of having to be constantly creative and original in an iconic rock group. “Today the world has lost a musical genius,” said President Baraka Obama, who is planning a musical day of mourning, in an attempt to divert peoples attention from the crisis in the middle…
  • Iphone 6 Top Buyers are Stoners

    alan barry
    23 Sep 2014 | 11:57 am
    The Dude with his iStone box Breaking News – Apple has revealed that 75 percent of the buyers of the new iPhone 6 are Stoners. And they ain’t buying it for the latest iPhone Gadgetry. They’re buying it for the Box; to store their stash in. Sales figures just in from Apple and the Irish Stoner Magazine “Ah Man, I’m some Stoned!”, says that 75 percent of the 14 million Apple iPhone units sold so far, have been bought by Stoners, a term usually used to describe a person who likes to get high or ‘stoned’, on the drug called marijuana.
  • Wexford Man arrested for Pint Watching

    alan barry
    22 Sep 2014 | 6:42 am
    A It’s Your Round! A local Wexford man was arrested by Gardai last night on suspicion of several incidents of pint watching; where a member of a group of drinkers keeps an eye on whose round it is next and constantly reminds them if the order is disrupted in anyway. The incidents in question, took place between the late hours of 9.30.pm and 11.00.pm, at an undisclosed pub, in front of dozens of shocked drunkards. At 9.45pm local Wexford Garda were called to the pub, after some complaints had been made that a man had been pint watching and causing a disturbance. “There had…
  • Scotland Prepare to Cut through Scotland / England Border

    alan barry
    18 Sep 2014 | 12:27 am
    One of the tractors that could be used for cutting through the Scotland / England Border Even with the vote coming in as a No for Scottish Independence, it has been revealed that Scotland will still begin preparations to separate itself physically from England. “Even thought the vote came in as No,” said Alex Salmond, the First Minister of Scotland. “We as a United Scotland will still go ahead with our plans to begin earth-cutting, where we will cut down through the border that separates Scotland from England.” The border between Scotland and England stretches…
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  • 29 Best Joan Rivers Jokes

    Clever Cleverinski
    29 Sep 2014 | 9:29 pm
    1. Check out these hilarious Joan Rivers Jokes. They are the best Internet has to offer. They cover all the read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
  • NFL Demands More Subsidies, Less Education | We Agree

    Roman Marshanski
    28 Sep 2014 | 11:58 pm
    NFL owners are not happy with United States’ education system. They also are not happy with the way subsidies are read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
  • Apple’s iCloud Is Now Literally In The Cloud

    Roman Marshanski
    27 Sep 2014 | 11:58 pm
    You may have heard of a recent scandal surrounding leaked celebrity photos. What you haven’t heard is the Apple’s ingenious read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
  • Beyond iPhone: Apple’s New Phone BendGate iBend

    Roman Marshanski
    26 Sep 2014 | 11:59 pm
    You may have heard of a recent controversy surrounding bending of iPhone 6 Plus. You may have also heard that read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
  • Secret Recording Reveals Rockefeller Conspiracy

    Clever Cleverinski
    25 Sep 2014 | 11:58 pm
    You may have heard a conspiracy theory regarding Mister Rockefeller and chips. If you have, skip the next paragraph; or read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to report@humoropedia.com
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  • The downside of being a retail ‘manager’

    Mbeddau
    29 Sep 2014 | 2:21 pm
    Family Dollar’s managers have sued for the right to overtime, and mostly lost. (AP Photo/Eric Gay, File) Most days, the manager arrives at a Stop-n-Go convenience store in Madison, Wis., at 7 a.m. But at previous locations — and even now, if his opener calls in sick – he has to be there at 4:30 a.m. to unlock the glass door, put the coffee on, make sure the cups and creamers are stocked and arrange the doughnuts in their case. He sets up the roller grill with breakfast foods, wipes down the windows and the soda machines, scans in the newspapers and makes sure the bathrooms are…
  • 8 Types Of Cashiers To Avoid. Which One Are You??

    Mbeddau
    28 Sep 2014 | 12:13 pm
    When I go shopping I’m usually in a hurry to pay for my crap and get going onto my next errand. All I ask is for a cashier to be competent, friendly and efficient, and thankfully most are. Yet sometimes I’ll find myself standing in a checkout line in which the cashier is lacking in one or all of these qualities. If you ever see that you are dealing with one of these types, do yourself a favor and change lines! 1. Roboclerk “Cash, check or charge? You have ten seconds to reply!” This cashier has become a cog in the big retail machine, so much so that he functions slowly and…
  • The 15 Types Of Customers All Retail Staff Hate

    Mbeddau
    27 Sep 2014 | 12:36 pm
    1. The “My mother never taught me to clean up after myself” Via retailhellunderground.com This is a common occurrence if you work retail. Even the smartest and most professional of people somehow forget how to take the clothes they don’t want, fold them or put them on a hanger and bring them to the nearest employee. We aren’t your mothers and it isn’t our job to pick up after you!!! It is frustrating and yes we judge you!!! 2. The “That poopy diaper smell is not coming from my baby” Via parentingclan.com We all love mothers and we all love babies. When you work retail this…
  • Things Your Barista Wants You to Know

    Mbeddau
    27 Sep 2014 | 11:37 am
    1.  The Caramel Macchiato is not a real drink. Let’s just get that out of the way. It is a trademark owned by Starbucks, and when you leave a Starbucks, it ceases to exist. Or at least, it magically transforms into its true form, an iced caramel latte. Ordering a “caramel macchiato” in an independent coffee shop is like going to a steakhouse and ordering a Big Mac. 2.  Just as some restaurants will happily fix you a double cheeseburger with mayo, some independent cafes will still make you an iced caramel latte if they can. But it isn’t so much a coffee drink as a milk and sugar…
  • The Worst Retail Companies to Work For. Vote Here

    Mbeddau
    26 Sep 2014 | 2:51 pm
    Who are the worst retailers to work for? Some of the companies on this list have earned the dubious honor because their employees are terribly unhappy. Not all retailers are created equal: Some are most definitely better than others, as evidenced on this list of the best retailers to work for. But the ones here? Yeah, not so great. Vote for the worst, and feel free to re-rank this list any way you like. Also, feel free to add any particular retailer that is missing (especially if you worked for them and hated it). A note to major retailers: If you think that people don’t pay attention…
 
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  • absrdCOMEDY’s #LamerDuos @midnight: Our Top Picks

    William
    30 Sep 2014 | 7:47 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor Comedy Central’s social media-minded game show @midnight continues to blow up Twitter with it’s nightly #HashtagWars. We present to you our completely subjective Top Tweet’s from #LamerDuos, in no particular order. (Special guest tweet picker – #hashtagwarrior @Will3K85) Beauty and the Yeast Infection #LamerDuos @midnight — Kacey (@KaceyecaK) September 30, 2014 Tom & Jerry Sandusky @midnight @nerdist #LamerDuos — Keyser Soze (@D0CT0R_D00M) September 30, 2014 Buffalo Bill & Ted Bundy's Excellent Adventure #lamerduos @midnight…
  • 4 Tips On How To Be A New Comedian

    Jackson Curtin
    30 Sep 2014 | 4:10 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor 1. It’s OK To Kiss Ass (To An Extent) There are literally hundreds of thousands of people in the United States alone that want to become professional standup comedians. Probably 20 percent of them are funny, so what is going to make you stand out to show runners or club owners that book those coveted paid sets? No, not sweet acid wash jeans That’s right, good old fashioned knee-dirtying, dignity-losing ass kissing. I myself have put on small showcases around Oklahoma City (OKC) to over tens of people, and at times other comics ask me when am I going to put…
  • Deathbed Dimes: A Completely Unbiased Review

    Naomi Elana Zener's Dad
    30 Sep 2014 | 3:50 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor My brilliant, beautiful, and talented daughter, wrote a book. But, this is no ordinary book—it’s a perfect hybrid of a John Grisham legal thriller and the satire/chicklit of a Helen Fielding novel. The book is “Deathbed Dimes” and it is being sold worldwide by every major (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, iBooks, Indigo) and independent (e.g. Book Soup in LA) retailer. I don’t know how to use the fancy Interweb thing—I still put email addresses in the “URL” line in my Google Chrome—so my daughter generously got me a paper copy, which may have been…
  • Stetson Presents: Ask A Redneck

    Stetson Ashpaugh
    29 Sep 2014 | 4:07 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor Hey y’all! How you doin? Welcome to Ask A Redneck! There are several types of people you will come across here in the south. Let’s start from the top: Cowfolk: Most typically called cowboys and cowgirls, they’re the type that raises and sells cattle. Ranchers is what we call em. Artificial Cowboys: These are the types you see at rodeos and Walmart dressed like Wild Bill Hickcok and driving a Geo Metro or Hyundai Elantra. Hillbilly: These types are the ones who wear bibbed overalls and beat up old sneakers. They raise goats and rabbits, and are…
  • Woman discovers new body part, stunning doctors

    G. Wayne Miller
    29 Sep 2014 | 4:05 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor BOSTON — Medical experts here today expressed shock at the stunning discovery by a local woman of a previously unknown human body part. The woman, 44-year-old lawyer Hilda E. Swanson, discovered the part while obsessively cleaning her ears with a Q-tip. Doctors have long discouraged lay people from cleaning their ears with Q-tips or any object, which may help explain why the new part only now has been found. The part is only in the left ear. There is no corresponding part in the right. “To say we are embarrassed is to put it mildly,” said…
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