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  • I Feel Your Pain – Technical Support

    Barb Best
    Barb Best
    26 Jul 2014 | 1:21 pm
      We hope that your session with Technical Support was helpful. Here is the transcript you requested. Krandeep:  Thank you for contacting Time Warner-Verizon-Sprint-Charter-Cox Cable. Give me a minute while I access your account. Me: (grumble, grumble) Krandeep: Thank you for waiting. Hello Ms. Best. How are you today? Me: In a nutshell… fairly frustrated. […] The post I Feel Your Pain – Technical Support appeared first on Barb Best.
  • POLICE VEHICLES AROUND THE WORLD.

    joindarkside
    admin
    15 Jul 2014 | 9:00 am
  • THE TWO NATURAL REACTIONS TO SEEING A DINOSAUR

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    admin
    15 Jul 2014 | 5:00 pm
  • It Happened Today – July 28

    Do You Remember
    Do You Remember
    27 Jul 2014 | 9:01 pm
    Post written by Do You RememberThe post It Happened Today – July 28 appeared first on Do You Remember.
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    The Bloggess

  • ANGRY POLLS (Volume I)

    thebloggess
    27 Jul 2014 | 1:00 pm
    At least once a day Victor and I have a disagreement about something ridiculous and I always wish that I had all of the internet in the car with us to tell Victor that he’s insane, or to tell me that my hair looks nice.  I’ve decided to start sharing these disagreements here in the form of polls because I think it was Gandhi who said “The secret to a happy marriage is to drag in lots of strangers to join in your bloody conflicts.” This week’s big disagreement was about the fact that he likes powdered donuts and I hate them.  I explained that powdered sugar…
  • Your cat has a cooler house than I do.

    thebloggess
    24 Jul 2014 | 4:30 am
    Go home, everybody.  The best cat toy ever has been created and nothing you buy for your cat will ever be impressive again. My cats just looked at this picture from their cardboard box on the floor and then shook their tiny heads at me in disgust and shame. Frankly, I’m disappointed too.  Why don’t they make these in human size?  It’s like a loft bed without having to have a loft.  Plus, if you just got comfortable but you need a drink you can just drive your bed to the fridge.  If they put a bathroom and a well-stocked bookshelf in there I’d probably never…
  • You can tell how old people are by whether they remember the smell of an Ogilvie Home Perm.

    thebloggess
    23 Jul 2014 | 12:39 pm
    I was just scrolling through Facebook and I saw a photo of this really unfortunate-looking girl, and I was like “Jesus, that girl’s awkwardness is giving me second-hand 80’s nostalgia-shame from when I was that age andhad the same-OHMYGOD THAT’S ME.”  Because apparently my cousin Joycie decided to upload old family pictures. So this me, age almost 14, between my sister and cousin: Let’s break this picture down, shall we?: 1.  Those glasses were so big they literally end beneath my nostrils.  It’s like someone made a scuba mask but forgot the…
  • Women Who are Ambivalent about Women Against Women Against Feminism

    thebloggess
    21 Jul 2014 | 3:25 pm
    So...yeah.  Right now there’s a lot of talk about a tumblr called WomenAgainstFeminism.  It’s just pictures of some women holding up handwritten signs entitled “I don’t need feminism because...”  Some of the reasons they give for not needing feminism almost seem like a parody (“How the fuck am I suppose to open jars and lift heavy things without my husband?”) and some (“I don’t need to grow out my body hair to prove I’m equal to men”) just make me wonder where in the world they got their definition of feminism. At first I…
  • Oh, you.

    thebloggess
    20 Jul 2014 | 1:36 am
    Sometimes I look at what people are searching for that brings them to this blog, and sometimes the search term is so long that you have to hover over it with your curser to see the search phrase pop up, and then you just sort of back away slowly while shaking your head. Below is a screenshot of a few things people were googling that brought them to this blog.  (If you can’t read the picture then click on it once to see a larger version.) Baffled. PS. A message to the person leaving the second search-term:  I’m not sure if you meant to write “babyshitting” or…
 
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    Damn You Auto Correct!

  • A 10-Year-Old’s Heaven

    Lyndsey
    28 Jul 2014 | 11:40 am
    Submitted by Adam The post A 10-Year-Old’s Heaven appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Whoa Whoa Whoa

    Lyndsey
    25 Jul 2014 | 6:10 pm
    Im one finger…. Submitted by Anayar The post Whoa Whoa Whoa appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • What The…?

    Lyndsey
    25 Jul 2014 | 6:09 pm
    Submitted by Melissa L.-T. The post What The…? appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Things Fall Apart With Old Age

    Lyndsey
    25 Jul 2014 | 6:08 pm
    I told my daughter that my “hip” was hurting, but it auto corrected to another part of my body Submitted by KevinD The post Things Fall Apart With Old Age appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Real-life “Autocorrect”: Proud Parents

    Lyndsey
    25 Jul 2014 | 5:15 pm
      The post Real-life “Autocorrect”: Proud Parents appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
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    CollegeHumor: Videos

  • George R.R. Martin Procrastinates a Little Bit More

    28 Jul 2014 | 3:15 pm
    In the sequel to George R.R. Martin Procrastinates, George R.R. Martin is back and avoiding writing Game of Thrones EVEN HARDER. Spoiler alert: There's not much to spoil.
  • Finally, the Smashmouth x M83 Mashup We've Been Waiting For: Allstar City

    28 Jul 2014 | 1:33 pm
    If teen music from the 90s and teen music from now had a baby, this is what it would sound like.
  • Awesome Whiteboard Illustration of Every Weird Al Album Cover

    28 Jul 2014 | 1:29 pm
    2014 is the summer of Weird Al Yankovic and the internet is still recovering from his onslaught of eight days of new videos. If that wasn't enough, Weird Al's album, Mandatory Fun, brought him his first #1 record after 30 years of putting out albums.  TrueScribe Videos was the animation team behind Weird Al's "Word Crimes" parody and wanted to offer up their gratitude to him with a whiteboard illustration tribute of all his albums.  <iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kpaWZfJG0pg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> For visual reference, here's…
  • Walmart's Non-Melting Ice Cream Sandwiches Can't be Trusted

    28 Jul 2014 | 12:37 pm
    One of ice cream's most notable characteristics is that it will eventually melt. Walmart has evidently figured out a way around this through some sort of black magic sorcery and created non-melting ice cream sandwiches. I'm not really sure if I should be elated about this or scared. Right now I'm leaning more towards scared, but humans always fear what can't be understood. A radio station in Souix Falls heard from one of their listeners that Walmart's ice cream sandwiches are invincible to heat and the station decided to do their own test. Sure enough, the ice cream sandwich remained…
  • How the Best Doctor Ever Gives Shots to Babies

    28 Jul 2014 | 12:30 pm
    We need tissues! We need tissues! The coolest doctor since... Doctor Who makes a baby laugh while getting shots using some clever misdirection. Warning: not for the bitter hearts.
 
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    McSweeney’s

  • The Association for the Study of Romantic Letters Presents the First Annual Conference On How to Tell Samantha I Really Like Her by Jason Edward Harrington

    28 Jul 2014 | 4:01 am
    CALL FOR PAPERSTheme: To Pass Her a Note, or to Digitally Approach Her? That is the Question.Date: Today after school.Venue: My house.Keynote speakers: Whoever can give me decent advice.The life and times of Samantha first became a subject of romantic studies during Ms. Connor’s third period AP English class, when a smile from Samantha caught critical attention. Thus began a search for previously overlooked encouraging signals produced by Samantha, resulting in a corpus of mentally cataloged gestures now considered canonical.I cordially invite all friends and experts in the study of…
  • Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hay by Teddy Wayne

    28 Jul 2014 | 4:00 am
    Make hay while the sun shines, though we’ve also installed new solar-simulacrum paneling all over the geodesic dome to enable twenty-four-hour hay production. You’ll be on the night shift; we expect you here at nine every night, and you can clock out at five in the morning. After a year on the job, assuming we’re all on the same page and you’ve hit the appropriate milestones, you’ll be considered for the morning shift, which also comes with health care.
  • Hungover Bear and Friends: Saved By Criticism by Ali Fitzgerald

    28 Jul 2014 | 4:00 am
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  • McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Week in Review: July 21-25, 2014 by McSweeney's

    27 Jul 2014 | 7:20 am
    This was the week we considered erotica for architects while producing sex-drenched music mixes for exercising moms. We wrote banner ads for medicated wipes and wondered why women’s apparel catalogs want their customers to go paddleboarding before eating tacos. We unearthed excerpts from hipster romance movies, wrote more engaging Ten Commandments, and tried to decipher Eminem lyrics from lesbian poetry. We also thought about launching a podcast (in the near future at least) and expounded on the joys of working in an office in the summertime.- -I’m Thinking About Launching My…
  • I Produce Sex-Drenched Uptempo Club Bangers to Inspire Moms at 6 AM Boot Camp Classes by Jenny Shank

    25 Jul 2014 | 4:01 am
    Some club music producers want to write hits that will make every hardbody in South Beach thrust their pelvises on the dance floor in ecstatic abandon. But not me. I compose grooves for the moms who take 6 AM boot camp classes at community rec centers in places such as Naperville, Illinois, where my music plays in the background to their workout routines. My songs can be found on battered compilation CDs next to the rec center gym’s sound system, ready for any instructor who forgets to bring an iPod.When I sing “I want to pump you, pump you, pump you with my love muscle”…
 
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    I Can Has Cheezburger?

  • Soon

    28 Jul 2014 | 2:00 pm
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  • Shew, Fly!

    28 Jul 2014 | 1:30 pm
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  • The Invasion Begins

    28 Jul 2014 | 1:00 pm
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  • This Tired Pup Decided to Pack it in

    28 Jul 2014 | 12:00 pm
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  • I Could Not be More Ready for This

    28 Jul 2014 | 11:00 am
    Submitted by: (via pandafeed) Tagged: dogs , gifs , summer , swimming Share on Facebook
 
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    Cracked: All Posts

  • 2 New Shirts for 'Mario Bros.' and 'The Shining' Fans

    28 Jul 2014 | 11:30 am
    By CRACKED Staff  Published: July 28th, 2014  No time to waste, friend. It's summer, it's too danged hot, and you need as many shirts on hand as possible. Don't fear lower-back sweat knocking out more of your laundry stockpile. We've literally got you covered. If you're a video game character,
  • 5 Dumb Things Movie Characters Do Only to Advance the Plot

    28 Jul 2014 | 5:00 am
    By Robin Warder  Published: July 28th, 2014  Hollywood has endless ways of making us feel bad about ourselves -- movie heroes and villains alike are always sexier, richer, funnier, and far more capable of kung fu than we are in real life. That's why pointing out the dumb mistakes that movie cha
  • Why Quidditch Is the Worst Game Ever Invented

    28 Jul 2014 | 5:00 am
    By Today's Topic  Published: July 28th, 2014 
  • 7 Everyday Accomplishments That Make Life Worth Living

    28 Jul 2014 | 5:00 am
    By Chris Bucholz  Published: July 28th, 2014  Feeling good feels good, if my tautology class taught me anything, and given the choice, most people would prefer to feel good all the time. And yet so much of our time is spent doing things that don't feel good, like working, or wearing undergarment
  • 27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

    28 Jul 2014 | 5:00 am
    By CRACKED Readers  Published: July 28th, 2014  Whether it came from idiot friends, awkward parents, or copious amounts of farm porn, we all have just bad information about sex burned into our brains. Thankfully, our readers are here to debunk the most ridiculous of the bunch. The winner is below,
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    Predator Press

  • Wolves v Sharks

    Michael Wolfe
    13 Jul 2014 | 11:42 am
    Predator Press [LOBO] A badly sunburned Lars Arson stumbles into the campsite about 9pm.  His Hawaiian shirt is tattered, and he is wearing only one flip-flop. He has been missing for seven hours. Music is playing, glow sticks are flying, the grilled food smell wafts through the air, and a naked woman is working a hula hoop by the bonfire."We were playing 'Capture the Flag!'" he gasps between gulps of water."Right," I says, pulling a blue rag from my back pocket.  "Here.  You win."
  • I Got This

    Michael Wolfe
    25 Jun 2014 | 2:37 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] My iPad and iPhone are finally synced. -And I can't type on either fucking one of them. I would try and tough this out, but Lars Arson -somehow surprised I dabble in fiction- told me a few days ago that the company won't pay for screenplays, even if they use them.  You can't throw a rock without hitting someone with stacks of screenplays here (and/or being on meth it would seem). Now this is ironic on a lot of levels.  I conspicuously never mentioned "writing" while I was interviewing.  It was 50% based on strategy, 50% based on the fact that I'm…
  • The Pound of Flesh

    Michael Wolfe
    16 Jun 2014 | 2:51 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] At Saturday's company softball game I got to meet a lot of my new associates. It took place in a area on the map called "Community Garden," which is a hippie euphemism for "park." Afterwards, somewhat enthusiastic, I call my mom (amongst others), pacing outside the front of my apartment during the calls so I could simultaneously smoke. It was during the call to my mom that I tripped on the cobblestones, and cracked my head open. This created a lot of problems. First, I don't even know where the local hospital is yet. And I'm certainly not calling 911 for something that…
  • Chunks

    Michael Wolfe
    13 Jun 2014 | 1:22 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] I stare up at the statue, utterly awestruck. "Why did you think I hired you?" asks my new boss. It is a statue of me. "My qualifications?" "Son, your resume has more lies than a golf course in a hurricane. I hired you because you're a local hero." The base of the statue reads: "HE SACRIFICED HIS EYEBROWS FOR US ALL"    
  • Chinks

    Michael Wolfe
    12 Jun 2014 | 2:50 pm
    Predator Press [LOBO] When I arrived, I was roughly thirty hours late.  But the itinerary was fairly arbitrary: I'm still several days ahead of the truck with my stuff, and I don't start work until next week.  The only thing I consider a "drawback" is that I'm supposed to meet the new boss today: no more Skype interviews in my dress shirt and underpants.  Today is the real deal. But the property manager's office didn't open for another two hours, and I had no keys. I woke under windshield-lasering sunlight, with Phil II sleeping on my chest.  She went back into her…
 
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    Funny or Die | Funny Videos, Funny Video Clips, Funny Pictures

  • 21 Best Pics of All Time of the Week

    jasonflowers
    28 Jul 2014 | 1:00 am
    21 Best Pics of All Time of the Week This week's best pics can't seem to stay out of the gutter. Submitted by: jasonflowers Regular Keywords: funny pics funny pics best of the week best pics lol pics picdump animals fails photoshop unexpected puns funny signs funny kids wtf Views: 41,828
  • PopFizzTV's Comic-Con 2014 Nerd Roundup

    SteveOrDie
    27 Jul 2014 | 1:38 pm
    PopFizzTV's Comic-Con 2014 Nerd Roundup 3:11 PopFizzTV's Rayvis T takes to the floor at San Diego Comic Con to talk to the nerds, and then experiences a harrowing existential crisis that shakes his ego to the core. How was your Comic Con? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter using the hashtag #PopFizzComicCon! Submitted by: SteveOrDie Regular Keywords: Comiccon comic popfizz funnyordie nerds nerd sdcc life deep introspection gungan style deadpool captain america avatar final fantasy april o'neal TMNT teenage mutant ninja turtles talk interview show youtube man on the street darth…
  • Links! Things Get Messy Between Jon Hamm & Jimmy Fallon, 5 'Futurama' Episodes That Made Fans Cry and More!

    jasonflowers
    26 Jul 2014 | 11:35 pm
    Links! Things Get Messy Between Jon H... No promises, but this week's links might get you lei'd. Submitted by: jasonflowers Regular Keywords: funny links funny links best of the week team coco uproxx the occasional above average clickhole huffington post tonight show rolling stone conan o'brien beyonce jon hamm weird al futurama jon hamm jimmy fallon spit food palisades park pet patrol Views: 15,854
  • Fifty Shades of Gray Official Trailer Zoinks Edition

    CharlesIngram
    25 Jul 2014 | 6:42 pm
    Fifty Shades of Gray Official Trailer... 1:32 The brand new look at the movie based on the bestselling novel, Fifty Shades of Gray. Rated Z. Submitted by: CharlesIngram Regular Keywords: Fifty Shades of Gray Christian Gray Zoinks Sexy Parody Mashup Views: 265
  • You're Welcome: Comic Con Preview

    Darren Miller
    25 Jul 2014 | 3:53 pm
    You're Welcome: Comic Con Preview 1:03 You're Welcome: Comic Con Preview Submitted by: Darren Miller Regular Keywords: You're Welcome Comic Con preview rant recap week in review review news the internet internet web world wide web interweb Views: 6,109
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    vintage everyday

  • The Outtakes of David Bowie's Iconic “Heroes” Album Cover Shoot

    John VE
    28 Jul 2014 | 5:56 am
    These outtakes from the photo session that yielded the Heroes cover, shot by Japanese photographer and designer Masayoshi Sukita in 1977. See more »
  • Beautiful Color Photographs of Streets of NYC from the 1940s and 1960s

    John VE
    28 Jul 2014 | 3:57 am
    These are beautiful color photographs of New York City between the early 1940's to the early 1960's, photographed by Charles W. Cushman.Wall Street New York.Skyscrapers Looking toward financial District from an East River pier.Downtown skyscrapers from East River pier.Approaching Liberty St. ferry.The old Fulton Market Manhattan's Lower East Side.See more »
  • Hats in the Garment District, New York, ca. 1930

    John VE
    28 Jul 2014 | 2:58 am
    Photo by Margaret Bourke White.
  • A Rare Picture of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards at Primary School Together, 1951

    John VE
    28 Jul 2014 | 12:36 am
    A class photograph captures the world-changing moment Mick Jagger and Keith Richards met for the first time at Primary School in 1951. The pair met when they both enrolled at Wentworth Primary School, in Dartford, Kent, that year.A school photo showing Mick Jagger (circled left) and Keith Richards (circled right) when they attended Wentworth Primary School, in Dartford, Kent. Photo: SWNS.A school register shows entries for Mick Jagger and Keith Richards when the two future Rolling Stones attended Wentworth Primary. Photo: SWNS.(via Mail Online)
  • Amazing Black and White Photos of Hong Kong in 1945

    John VE
    28 Jul 2014 | 12:07 am
    People conducting business along Queen's Road.Rickshaws and their drivers awaiting fares on Theatre Lane.Members of Royal Navy and Royal Marines shopping at an open air market on Queen's Road.Overhead of a busy street.Young girl carrying her baby brother on her back and begging for money.See more »
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    Jokes - jokes4all.net!

  • What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

    28 Jul 2014 | 1:59 pm
    What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
  • "Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!" ...

    28 Jul 2014 | 9:59 am
    "Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!""Shut up and step on the gas!"
  • A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. ...

    28 Jul 2014 | 5:59 am
    A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees."I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong."Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grown ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"
  • How do crazy people go through the forest?

    28 Jul 2014 | 1:59 am
    How do crazy people go through the forest?They take the psycho path.
  • A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining ...

    27 Jul 2014 | 9:59 pm
    A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?""Oh ... he is breast fed!", replied the woman."Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table. The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor…
 
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    Awesomely Luvvie

  • Selfie with Kerry Washington, Met the Bloggess and More: My BlogHer 2014 Recap

    Luvvie
    28 Jul 2014 | 2:57 pm
    BlogHer 2014 was my 5th one in 6 years and it might be the most memorable one yet. It was also my first time in San Jose. It celebrated BlogHer’s 10th anniversary so it made sense that this had to be the most epic one they’ve had. I picked up my badge and headed to the EPPA party, where sangria was flowing, food was everywhere and I ran into some of the homies (like Justice Fergie, Anu Prestonia and more). I ate, drank, took selfies with folks and had a great time. That party was a good start to 3 days of celebration. I also connected with my 2 favorite Frans (Chescaleigh and Hey…
  • Whose Brother is This With the Best/Worst Excuse Ever?

    Luvvie
    21 Jul 2014 | 10:05 pm
    Fox6 News did a story on how social media is being used to catch deadbeat dads who owe child support money. The full story is on YouTube but the best part of it was the part where they interviewed one of the men. They asked this one dude why he doesn’t pay his child support and his answer was: “Because I was in-uneligible to pay. I was in the hospital. I died in a car accident.” The reporter wanted to make sure she got it straight so he repeated himself talmbout “I died in a car accident.” Then he gon say “no further questions.” Well *I* just died and…
  • A Sex-Deficient Husband and the Salty Spreadsheet He Shouldn’t Have Sent

    Luvvie
    21 Jul 2014 | 5:00 am
    A woman took to Reddit to show folks that her husband sent her an email to her work address with a spreadsheet detailing how many times they’ve had sex when he initiated in the past 6 weeks. He also included the excuses she gave him when she said “NO” which was 25 times out of 28. Apparently, this was to let her know she’s neglecting her job as a wife. And after he sent this spreadsheet while she was on the way to a week long work trip, he refused to answer her calls. Yo. YOOOOOOO!!! This man deserves a dropkick to the back of the kneecaps. iSweaterGAWD. WHO DOES…
  • Opening For Kerry Washington at BlogHer, Awesomely Golden, Chaka Khan Concert: My Next 3 Weeks

    Luvvie
    20 Jul 2014 | 10:25 pm
    This week begins an action-packed 3 weeks for me and it will be madness but it’s the good kind. By mid August, I will be in need of a getaway, which I’m getting (3 days in Mexico)! I’m looking forward to all of it. Y’all know I like to bring you along on my adventures. Let’s talk about it. I’m opening for Kerry Washington at BlogHer. This week, from July 24-26 is the 10th annual BlogHer Conference, in San Jose, CA. I’m a veteran of the conference, having attended 4 of the last 5 and I’ve spoken at those 4. I even co-hosted the fashion show last…
  • Writing I’ve Done Elsewhere This Week: Virginia Dude Claims Land in Africa, Protect Your Ideas, Racist Casting Call

    Luvvie
    18 Jul 2014 | 1:00 pm
    Hey folks! My weekly roundup of where else I’ve written every week. I’m a columnist for TheGrio, where I have a section called “Luvvie’s Lane” to talk about race, culture, politics and other things. I also have my tech blog Awesomely Techie where I talk about technology, tools, resources and general geekery. So on to what I’ve written this week. A Guide to Intellectual Property, Copyrights and Trademarks for Businesses, Blogs and Brands As someone who makes a living off my ideas and someone who manages a nonprofit with a brand that is often infringed on (no you cannot have an…
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    Brittany, Herself.

  • Bohemian Summer

    Brittany
    28 Jul 2014 | 5:17 am
    I don’t have a single summer memory of my childhood that happened indoors. We simply weren’t allowed. For years and years, summer meant my parents kicking my little brother and I out of the house to explore, play and entertain ourselves until dark. Sometimes it was amazing, sometimes it sucked. I went into fall with callouses so dense on my feet I could cross a stone driveway without wincing. Attractive? No, but at the time a point of pride. I was the only girl on my country road. There were moments that were awkward, like playing spin the bottle with the three neighbor boys and…
  • The Sex Conversation You’ve Been Dying to Have. HIDE YOUR KIDS.

    Brittany
    25 Jul 2014 | 7:54 am
    You know when your partner does something during sex that does nothing for you, but you’re way too nice to say something? Or like when you really want to try something but are afraid to sound like an aspiring internet sex worker? Me too. I mean, for the most part, I’m pretty good at being my own sex advocate. Like in the heat of the moment when Andy started calling me Baby. Over and over baby… baby…. and it was… the most hilarious thing I’d ever heard. He calls me baby exactly never in real life. So hearing it come out of his mouth made me think, wait,…
  • This Human of New York

    Brittany
    17 Jul 2014 | 7:32 am
    See this guy right there? That’s my dad. “Are you lonely?” “It’s been a lifetime of loneliness. I decided early on that I better get used to it. I go to movies by myself. If the movie theater is completely empty, I’m even happier. I learned early on that if I wanted to go to restaurants, I better learn to go by myself. One benefit to being big is that people don’t bother you. I’m shocked that you came up to me. Nobody’s ever done that. When I started to go to therapy, it took me several sessions before I even spoke a word. I’d just…
  • Group Therapy

    Brittany
    14 Jul 2014 | 7:36 am
    “8 and three dashes.” “What?” “8 and three… yes three dashes.” I hold three fingers up into the air as Andy and my brother Adam stare at me from the table saw positioned on the deck. “8 and three dashes.” I yell at them again from the center of the dining room. “What the fuck is wrong with you?” Andy screamed, bringing his dirty hand up to squeeze the bridge of his nose. An annoying thing he does when he’s exhausted with me. “I’d like to remind you both, you asked me for help. I was perfectly fine on my own…
  • The Weekly Body Count

    Brittany
    11 Jul 2014 | 5:27 am
    1. You know what, knowing the tiny lines I’m getting around my eyes are normal is refreshing. STOP SHOWING ME HOW NOT TO AGE AND BE PROUD OF IT SOCIETY. 2. Prince Fielder stripped down for the cover of ESPN’s body issue. He doesn’t have a thigh gap, so as expected, the beauty dementors are out in full force. Plus Cuba Gooding Jr. was quoted as saying Fielder looks like “two midgets in an arm wrestling contest.” Which leads me to believe Cuba Gooding Jr. has never seen naked little people before. Or Snowdogs…. lucky. 3. Carol Rossetti’s…
 
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    Prefers Her Fantasy Life

  • Showers, Beer, and Social Networking--Oh, My

    1 Jul 2014 | 7:10 am
    In my fantasy life, I dream of having just one normal day.  Just one.While I was in the shower yesterday, reaching for the shampoo I saw this: Being a parent of two college-aged kids, I found this inappropriate on more than one level.  First, Yuengling is a crappy beer.  As an IPA Enthusiast, I thought my kids knew better.  Second, glass in the shower, not so smart.So then I did what any normal mom would do in this situation:  I snapped a photo and posted it on Facebook.When Older Son was in the kitchen making his morning coffee (at 1:30 pm), he told me to remove…
  • Conscious Uncoupling Schmuckeling

    12 Jun 2014 | 2:52 pm
    It’s early in the evening and we’re seated across the table from one another. Our laptops are open, our glasses of Stone IPA, full. For a moment, he lifts his up his Mac and shows me a viral photo on Facebook. We both laugh. In my fantasy life, the man across from me would close his computer. He’d take my hand and gently lead me upstairs. We’d put on some Miles Davis, whisper to one another in the dark, and fall into a deep sleep. There would, of course, be other things in between.But this is how it will be in reality: we’ll close our laptops and go upstairs, he to his room, I…
  • Longing For Those Good Old (Sticky) Days

    16 Jun 2013 | 9:37 am
    Have you seen that scene in Bridesmaids where the mom of three complains about her boys mausterbating all over the house? I love that scene. It's a relief to finally hear someone tell the truth about kids.At 17 and 15 mine are past that sticky blanket phase, but we got other things going on. Daughter convinced me that buying one of those tall cans of Arizona iced tea and getting one free was a good deal.  I'm not really in favor of buying drinks with no nutritional value, except beer, but I agreed.The following day, her younger brother expressed interest in the second can and I told…
  • Micro Brews, Spinach and Ex-husbands

    17 May 2013 | 1:54 pm
    What was I talking about?  Oh yeah, encouraging my kids to eat drugs. Well, here's another subject I get a D- in: Arguing in Front of the Children. As I mentioned, my ex-husband and I still live together.  It's called birdnesting.  The idea is, that since the kids didn't get a divorce, they shouldn't be shuffled from place to place.  With birdnesting, the kids stay in the house, and the parents take turns staying with them.  Only we don't take turns.  Cause we  can't afford it  think it's better for the family.  We each have our…
  • How Not to Talk to Your Teen About Drugs

    11 May 2013 | 6:17 am
    Something is terribly wrong in my household. Instead of me reprimanding my kids for what they say, they reprimand me.  I'm constantly getting, "Mom, you can't mention your love of beer on Facebook.  You're a teacher."  Really?  As if the two aren't part of a symbiotic relationship.I'm also told not to talk to my kids' friends about my politics.  "Please, mom. No lectures about factories in Bangladesh.  Just drive us to the mall."There is no backlash from teens in my fantasy life.Like the other day.  When I was watching a sitcom with all three of them and a…
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  • A Humorous Take on Bullying

    Margaret
    11 Jul 2014 | 4:49 pm
    Yes, I am perfectly aware of the fact that my blogging has fallen off lately, thank you SO MUCH for mentioning it. The problem is, I’ve gotten my mitts into many other projects that are eating up my life, not the least of which was co-producing, co-directing, and performing in the Sacramento Listen to Your Mother show. But that was in May, you cry. And I don’t even live in Sacramento, so how the bleepity bleep can I see this “performance” of yours, you continue to whimper? My, what a drama queen you are. And a whiner. But! Cry no more, my little nanny goats, as there…
  • Of Name Tags and Psychotic Birds

    Margaret
    13 Jun 2014 | 4:56 pm
    So I’m at this thing the other day, you know, one of those events where you walk in the door and they check you in and give you a name tag to clip on your person, along with a wine glass, and you feel awkward at first because you arrived alone so the first thing you do is scrape the room for a familiar face so you can immediately cling to him or her while you get your insecure bearings in order? Yeah, one of those. Anyway, as I’m bouncing from one familiar face to another, tasting wine and bacon-wrapped shrimps on sticks, there are people here who feel important because they were…
  • How to Get to 10,000 Steps on Your Fitbit

    Margaret
    18 May 2014 | 11:08 am
    Hello! And welcome to Exercise is Futile, the program where we show you all the crazy ways to move your body around even though we all know its pointless because you’ll probably get run over by a giant duck wearing a bow tie on his way to the dentist tomorrow anyway, am I right? I am your host, Suzy Tiptoes, and on today’s program, we’re going to tell you how to get your 10,000 steps in while traveling. First, fly somewhere. Anywhere. Make sure your flight connects to another one via the Dallas Fort-Worth airport with a five-hour layover. Second, fly American Airlines…
  • And Now There’s a Cloud in the Cloud

    Margaret
    31 Mar 2014 | 7:09 pm
    You’re probably wondering what the hell I’m doing here when I am up to my eyeballs in goose livers, but my housemate and I decided to take a break from all the poultry guts and celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary per our usual tradition of running off to the casino and spending the night. And with past annual visits resulting in power outages and thievery, we thought, what could possibly happen this time? And so it was I’m yanking the one arm bandit’s chain when my phone vibrates urgently at me to tell me about a tornado warning and severe thunderstorms IN MY AREA…
  • Choosing Baby Names for Asphalt

    Margaret
    28 Feb 2014 | 11:40 am
    Call me a small stuff sweater. Because I can totally sweat the small stuff when I am of the mind. Take street names, for example. Here in Sacramento, after it ran out of letters to name the streets in this town, and before it got so suburb-happy, somebody came along and named a bunch of major streets in one area as follows: Edison Ave., Watt Ave., Howe Ave., Fulton Ave., Northrup Ave., Arden Way, Bell Ave., Morse Ave., Whitney Ave., Marconi Ave., etc… Great. I don’t have a problem with that. It’s got a nice theme and I can dance to it. However, when some bozo in a cubicle is…
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  • 干物男

    user140
    2 Jul 2014 | 5:48 am
  • 映画『ツナグ』のストーリー紹介(遠藤憲一・八千草薫編)

    user140
    29 Jun 2014 | 4:25 am
    人生を歩んでいく中で、大切な人と死に別れたという経験がある人 もいるでしょう。 私の好きな映画の一つである作品『ツナグ』では、さまざまなシチ ュエーションに応じて、ツナグである青年:歩美が実際に依頼者と 会いたいと願った死者を仲介し『ツナグ』ことで、心のつながりと はどういうことなのか。また、ツナグとはどういうものなのかを知 っていく映画だといっていいでしょう。…
  • ビタミンA誘導体であるトレチノイン酸

    ctwamc
    12 Jun 2014 | 11:53 pm
    女性が読む雑誌においてまるでリンパ液の滞りの代名詞のように語られる「浮腫」には大きく2種類に分けると、体のどこかに潜んでいる病気による浮腫と、病気のない健康体にも現れる浮腫があるそうだ。 動かずに硬直した状態では血行が良くありません。結果的に、下まぶたなどの顔のあらゆる筋繊維の力が低下してしまいます。そこで顔全体の筋肉も適切なストレッチをして、しばしば緊張をほぐすことが重要です。…
  • 逃げることも正しいこと

    user140
    12 Jun 2014 | 1:22 am
    日本の文化として、逃げることはいけないことと言われている節が あります。 確かに仕事ですから忍耐力は多少なりとも必要でしょう。 しかし、逃げることをためらったばかりに鬱になる人が多いとも聞 きます。 パワーハラスメントが当たり前に、行われている中、一部の弱い社 員だけ逃げることを禁止されては、鬱になるのも当然ですよね。 体のことを責めたてる、仕事以外のことで悪くいって、誹謗中署す…
  • クレンジングに

    user095
    11 Jun 2014 | 4:56 am
    メーク用品 に関するインターネット上のコミュニティ などを見て、綺麗 になることへのやる気 を維持 したいですね。 あと 根本的に たるみを感じるポイント は、目の下や頬などの油脂 部位 が多い部位 ですね 。 予め 話題 な商品にはときたま 意識を向けていくとよいかもしれませんね。 そうそう、肌 の状態 にまつわる種々の 要素 から、肌 の保湿 が減ってくることは、最も大きい リスク に繋がるのです。 毎度 スキン のケア…
 
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  • Limerick Rank (Limerick-Off Monday)

    madkane
    26 Jul 2014 | 7:22 pm
    It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.) I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week’s…
  • Limerick of the Week (174)

    madkane
    26 Jul 2014 | 7:04 pm
    It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to JON GEARHART, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: In building, like love, don’t be rash By beginning to screw in a flash. First, be gentle and drill Tender holes with your Skil, So you won’t split that nice piece of ash. And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Colleen Murphy, Brian Allgar, Christopher Finch Reynolds, David McCormick a/k/a AdamantYves, Konrad Schwoerke,…
  • Limerick Ode To National Dance Day

    madkane
    26 Jul 2014 | 1:44 pm
    Ordinarily, I’d celebrate National Dance Day today by dancing. But a mysterious foot injury’s forcing me to sublimate by writing a limerick: Limerick Ode To National Dance Day By Madeleine Begun Kane It’s Dance Day, so dance if you can. Do the can-can or whirl with a fan. Give your muscles some work, Though it’s best not to twerk Without checking your medical plan.
  • Virtual Blog Tour: Welcome To My Mad World

    madkane
    25 Jul 2014 | 2:37 pm
    A wonderful poet, Daniel Ari, honored me with his invitation to participate in the Virtual Blog Tour. And if you’re not familiar with Daniel’s poetry, you owe it to yourself to pay his blog and his blog tour post a visit. Actually … many visits. Wait. Where are you going? I didn’t mean for you to visit him right this very minute. You have to at least pretend to read my post first. Okay, now that I’ve recaptured your attention, I should probably explain the concept behind the Virtual Blog Tour. As best as I can figure out, it’s a method of introducing our…
  • Limerick Ode To “Tell An Old Joke Day”

    madkane
    24 Jul 2014 | 1:59 pm
    Happy Tell An Old Joke Day!” (July 24) Limerick Ode To “Tell An Old Joke Day” By Madeleine Begun Kane Some men seem compelled to keep telling Ancient jokes. There is simply no quelling Their need to assail us, Assault and regale us With stale, endless tales uncompelling.
 
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  • Comic for July 28, 2014

    27 Jul 2014 | 10:00 pm
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    CAP News

  • Study Links Living To Higher Risk Of Death

    14 Jul 2014 | 4:11 am
    STANFORD, Calif. (CAP) - A new study in the American Journal Of Medicine finds that sentient beings who are alive stand a much higher risk of death than those who are not. Further, the study suggests that the risk of death continues to increase the longer the being is alive. "We believe our analysis is valid for non-sentient beings as well, but we'll need a bit more research before determining whether those results are conclusive," said study author Dr. Willoughby McDaniels. "But if I had to guess, I'd say yes. Yes, they are." Researchers noted that while certain factors play an integral role…
  • World Gang Expo 2014 Kicks Off In LA

    10 Jul 2014 | 4:58 am
    LOS ANGELES (CAP) - They come from all walks of gang life, from as far away as the Manistee River Maulers to Gangster Crip Local 118 just down the street. Despite their differences, they come for one purpose: to learn how to better themselves in their chosen profession of gangbanging. "For graffiti, you hit the Puto Marks Trade Show. For guns, the Red Zone Rosco Convention," said event organizer William '40 Ounce' DelGuizzi, AKA WD40. "But we be where it's at." Where it's at is the Los Angeles Convention Center, and when it's at is the rest of this week and all next week. The World Gang Expo…
  • Trapper Keeper Breast Pumps: Back To School Must

    9 Jul 2014 | 4:48 am
    RICHMOND, Va. (CAP) - As the back-to-school selling season gets into full swing, retailers across the nation are once again filling their aisles with a full range of scholastically insignificant products. From book bags, pencil cases and colostomy bags, to protractors, foot powder and jumper cables, the shelves are filling up with back-to-school necessities, non-necessities and anything labeled Trapper Keeper. "I didn't even know they made Trapper Keepers anymore," said Stacy McConnell as she shopped with her husband, Vladimir, and their daughter, Juanita-LaQuisha-Ann. "Now, it seems like…
  • Tony The Tiger Admits Frosted Flakes Are 'Pretty Good' At Best

    7 Jul 2014 | 3:29 am
    BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (CAP) - Famed breakfast icon Tony the Tiger admits in his tell-all autobiography that the cereal which he has touted as "grrrrreat" for over 60 years has actually only been "pretty good at best" for quite a while now. "You pour the milk and you've got, what, a minute tops before that bowl turns into something you could patch drywall with?" Tony told CAP News in an exclusive phone interview from his Baton Rouge, LA home. "Now imagine what it tastes like after a six-hour shoot for a commercial. "They're grrrrross!" he bellowed. In the book, Tony details his struggles with…
  • IRS "Didn't Know" Agent Retired In 2003

    2 Jul 2014 | 6:55 am
    WASHINGTON (CAP) - Officials for the Internal Revenue Service are scratching their heads today, trying to figure out how an agent who retired in 2003 still has a cubicle, a caseload, and an entry into the annual office Secret Santa drawing. According to emails the CAP News Forensics Team was able to recover from hard drives discarded by the agency, Roderick Sampson worked for the IRS for over 30 years and actually may have died in 2009. "To be honest, I hadn't really noticed because we didn't talk a lot," said co-worker Neil Carter. "But that does explain why we hadn't had ole Rod's cream…
 
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    Jokes2Go Daily Humor

  • Today's Poem

    27 Jul 2014 | 5:05 pm
    There was a young fellow named Hyde Who took a girl out for a ride. He mucked up her fuck-hole And fucked up her muck-hole, And charged her two dollars beside.
  • Today's Joke

    27 Jul 2014 | 5:05 pm
    What did the mongoloid say to his dog? Downsyndrome!!
  • Today's Story

    27 Jul 2014 | 5:05 pm
    An economist is back in his old college town many years after graduation and decides to drop in on one of his old professors. He happens to see a copy of an exam sitting on the desk so he picks it up to look at it. Upon deciding that it looks familiar he comments to the professor that it is the same exam that he had taken 10 years ago. The professor assures him that this is correct but adds that this time the answers are different.
  • Today's Quote

    27 Jul 2014 | 5:05 pm
    "Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."
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  • Hawke & Dumar

    blogger
    28 Jul 2014 | 6:39 am
    Brand History Hawke & Dumar is a Southern Carolina lifestyle label established in 1968 by brothers, John and Daniel Dumar and their friend, James Hawke. Having worked in their family business, a retail brand named Dumar & Sons Surplus Co., siblings, John and Daniel has always been dreaming of one day managing their own clothing label. Their experience in selling work wear and tools for local workers in the nearby railroad and lumberyard earned them enough experience about the basics of making quality work wear. Their extensive experience in retail became handy when they established…
  • G-Shock

    blogger
    24 Jul 2014 | 12:26 am
    Brand History Featuring bleeding Japanese technology and a tough-as-nails exterior, G-Shock watches are renowned throughout the world as much for their sleek designs as for the incredible technology that make them virtually life proof. Established by global Japanese tech brand, Casio in 1984, G-Shock has definitely crushed the notion that timepieces are delicate accessories that should be worn with care. All G-Shock watches are waterproof, shockproof, and vibration-proof! The G-Shock prototype design was created by acclaimed designer, Kikuo Ibe. All G-Shock watches go through an incredibly…
  • Ezra Wine

    blogger
    19 Jul 2014 | 7:59 pm
    Brand History Ezra Wine is a renowned fashion designer who established his namesake-clothing label in NYC in 2005. A Chicago native, Ezra has always known he’d be into designing clothing because it is in his blood. His father was an art student at the University of Indiana while his mother worked in a garment center for more than 40 years. When the family moved to New York in 1967, Ezra decided it was the perfect moment to do what he loved best, designing clothes. Ezra Wine began his career in fashion during the mid-90s as a Polo Ralph Lauren collection and by 2004, transitioned into a…
  • Emnace

    blogger
    17 Jul 2014 | 7:23 am
    Brand History Emnace is a Seattle streetwear label established by two creatives, Kris and Michael in 2008. Kris is tasked to manage the company while Michael is the creative designer of Emnace clothing. The brand was launched in 2009 but it wasn’t until 2009 did they debuted the brand officially. Featuring a growing range of shirts, crewnecks, sweaters and beanies, Emnace is a premier streetwear label aiming to represent how we live. By visualizing originality forecasted by the Emnace co-founders’ minds, they turn every thought into a fashion statement. Emnace puts emphasis on all…
  • DCI

    blogger
    13 Jul 2014 | 6:39 am
    Brand History DCI or Décor Craft Inc. is a décor and designing company established in 1998 by Roni Kabessa. Roni has long been a fan of funky home items that brighten certain areas of the home while also serving a purpose. From this design philosophy, he created DCI, a place where innovative, fresh homeware is found. Every item not only enhances the living space but also adds character to your home. From modern lamps to cool kitchen mitts, DCI designs are rooted in modern urban living, fashion and your lifestyle demands. DCI products are available in selected stores including online at…
 
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  • Does your cat have a death wish?

    Kerry
    28 Jul 2014 | 3:27 pm
    Danielle in Baltimore says copies of this notice were posted on electrical poles, fences, and doors all around her apartment complex.   related: I’m a cat. It’s okay for me to be outside. (OR IS IT?!)
  • My babies shouldn’t need to witness your shady antics!

    Kerry
    23 Jul 2014 | 9:28 am
    Due to some recent stressful events, Daniel in Brisbane recently started smoking cigarettes again after 10 years of going without. “To avoid embarassing questions from people I know, I take steps to avoid smelling like cigarette smoke,” he says — including leaving work and parking next to a rail line, on the opposite side of any residential buildings. (Admittedly, a wee bit shady.) Well, somebody noticed. Daniel found this note on his windshield.   related:  Blowing smoke  
  • Stand down, wedding guests

    Kerry
    17 Jul 2014 | 1:42 pm
    Spotted at a wedding in Texas. Says our submitter, “The food was BBQ. The DJ never made the announcement for seconds.”   related: The bride will be accepting gifts
  • In the news: Passive-aggressive watermelon carving?

    Kerry
    15 Jul 2014 | 12:16 pm
    A Connecticut man was arrested last night for allegedly slicing a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner. According to the police report, the woman said she felt the man was resorting to “passive-aggressive” tactics to “intimidate her because he is angry at her.” According to the Register-Citizen: The woman…was greeted by the sight of a watermelon, pierced by Cervillino’s large butcher knife, sitting on the kitchen counter top, police said. Cervillino walked in seconds later, and without saying anything, began slicing pieces of the watermelon. Now, this site is notoriously…
  • The taking tree

    Kerry
    10 Jul 2014 | 10:36 am
    Our submitter lives in a group of eight cottages in Alameda, California. She writes: “One of my neighbors, Mark, has a lemon tree and he always tells everyone to ‘Help themselves!’ However, last week, someone took the last lemon — which really upset Mark. A couple hours later, we noticed what looked like a peach on the lemon tree.” related: The right to bear fruit
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    Guyism » Humor

  • 29 hilariously random photos to get you through Monday

    Cass Anderson
    28 Jul 2014 | 2:30 pm
    catsmob In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, beautiful women, epic photobombs, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via Reddit), amongst others, we’re able to save you those precious man hours that can be used for things like grilling red meat, or wondering who the hell that sexy girl was in that commercial you just saw. If you come across any photos you think should be included in this daily feature then head on over HERE and post them to our Facebook wall, and I’ll be sure…
  • Newscaster does what everyone should do when their cell rings at wrong time

    Chris Illuminati
    28 Jul 2014 | 1:37 pm
    Watch what happens when this newscaster’s cell phone goes off in the middle of a broadcast. He plays it the right way. RELATED: THE BEST NEWS BLOOPERS OF THE YEAR…SO FAR
  • 55 of the funniest things ever shared on Tumblr

    Cass Anderson
    28 Jul 2014 | 1:00 pm
    As I like to do every so often here, today I’ve gathered up a collection of the funniest damn posts ever posted to Tumblr. Sometimes there ate just one-off jokes, sometimes they’re threads of genius, and other times they’re perfectly placed zingers. Regardless of the timing or context, you can be assured that they’re the funniest things ever shared on Tumblr. For previous editions you can head on over HERE. You should also follow me on Twitter HERE, @Guyism HERE, and like us on Facebook HERE (to ensure you never miss the very best of Guyism). Pics in this round up came…
  • Girl changes her mind about jumping off high dive, leads to amazing blooper

    A. Isaac
    28 Jul 2014 | 12:09 pm
    Girl falling off a high dive is the viral video all your coworkers are sharing today. But you have seen it remixed with Van Halen’s “Jump”? Because, trust me, it’s insanely more entertaining. See, told you. It’s like she’s being serenaded by David Lee Roth. Also, yes, this is the best remix I’ve made in awhile. Thank you.
  • Florida Man falls asleep in traffic, shockingly no one got pregnant

    Cass Anderson
    28 Jul 2014 | 11:48 am
    Here we see first-hand the effects 100 degree temperatures can have on your body down in the Florida summer, as this guy PTFU at a red light. Given that this incident took place on the mean streets of Florida I’m truly astonished that nothing crazy happened after he woke up and drove away. Are we, for once, seeing a much tamer side of crime in the Sunshine State? Is it plausible that this guy was just overworked and fell asleep after putting in a 20hr day on the job? Or is it equally as likely that he got hammered at the driving range with his bros and was on the way to his underground…
 
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  • Cynicism is a shield. Hope is a hammer.

    Jon
    22 Jul 2014 | 2:00 am
    This is a verse I started carrying in my pocket last week. Here are a few things I think about it. 1. “Taste,” seems like an invitation or a dare. I dare you to try. I dare you to believe for just a second. To not get wrapped up in every bad experience you’ve had with fake Christians or mean churches or any of the clutter that can accompany Christianity. Just taste. 2. “see that the Lord is good,” is one of the hardest things for me to believe sometimes. In my head I know it. I believe he is good, but there are days when I struggle to accept that. To rest in…
  • How to Hillbilly Up a Worship Song.

    Jon
    15 Jul 2014 | 2:00 am
    A few weeks ago, I made fun of my friend Sojourner because he wore a tiger shirt on stage. I teased him because I was jealous that he could pull off a shirt with a full tiger face with no degree of irony. He is simply that cool. He didn’t even reference the shirt during the announcements he was reading from stage. I am not nearly that cool. Even saying the phrase “Snapback” in reference to a hat seems like something I am not cool enough to do. In retaliation, he bought me a shirt, the majesty of which is probably going to explode your computer. I have named it “Freedom,” here it is:…
  • Well actually, the Sabbath is Saturday.

    Jon
    7 Jul 2014 | 2:00 am
    It’s hard to believe that the World Cup is almost over. Soon we’ll have to say goodbye to loads of games, exciting international play, and … the friend who tells you to call it “football” not “soccer.” I love this friend, but only if they call the NFL, “American football.” And they better call the field “the pitch” and be able to name a player other than Ronaldo. If you’re going to chastise me for saying the word “soccer” which is Greek for “seriously, why are we arguing about this over a veggie plate at a…
  • The “everyone is on vacation, anything goes church service,” AKA tomorrow.

    Jon
    5 Jul 2014 | 2:00 am
    (I can’t believe we’ve been kicking around this site for 6 years. It’s become a tradition that 4th of July weekend I repost the piece that started the Skittles running joke and let the cat out of the bag about how church is going to be. Consider this your guide to what’s going to happen at your church tomorrow if you live in the United States.) It is a poorly kept secret that the weekend before or after a big holiday, your church is going to do things a little differently than on most Sundays. That is, with a large portion of the congregation out on vacation, they’re…
  • 31 Signs You Might Be a Pastor’s Kid.

    Jon
    2 Jul 2014 | 2:00 am
    (Today is a guest post from Barnabas Piper. He’s a pastor’s kid, just like me. You might have heard of his dad, Bill Piper. I’m kidding, it’s John. If you’d like to write a guest post, click here!)  Back in the 90s, comedian Jeff Foxworthy did a bit called “You Might Be a Redneck if . . .” What followed the “if” was something like “ . . .your wife’s hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan” or “ . . .you refer to the 5th grade as ‘my senior year’.” I have developed my own set of criteria to help pick out pastors’ kids (PKs).
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  • Press Conferences

    PeaceBang
    23 Jul 2014 | 9:03 am
    Dearest pigeons, Your comments in my last post were beautiful and I thank you for them. I thank you for sharing yourselves with me and with each other, and I encourage all of you to read all the comments, as they are testimony to the pain and intensity each of us bear in the service of the ministry. I want to shift gears to public ministry and clergy image now, but with one more transitional remark, which is to say that I received a piece of hate mail this morning for my part in a press conference yesterday in support of immigrant families in my community. The letter basically called me a…
  • Reach Out, Check-In

    PeaceBang
    18 Jul 2014 | 6:24 pm
    Dear ones, I haven’t written in awhile because I have been so busy I kind of forgot I was PeaceBang! This is my first summer taking shorter vacation periods interspersed with work. It’s a whole new rhythm. I said to my leaders, “Hey, if I drop from exhaustion in February I’ll know that I should have taken a longer summer vacation!” We try new things, we learn. One thing that is not new is how deeply we bear our work and our calling. Although I often caution clergy about getting “too precious” about the way we talk about ministry, the fact is that it…
  • Pants Rant

    PeaceBang
    10 Jul 2014 | 8:19 am
    Oh, sure Eileen Fisher, just go ahead with your ridiculously expensive cotton clothes and your hideous cut-off-at-the-calf breezy summer pants that so many of my colleagues will be wearing this summer and undercutting their own DIGNITY as they worship the false idols of COMFORT, Eileen, they do and you KNOW that. So you DESIGN these pants on PURPOSE and MARKET them to women who convince themselves that just because they can pull on these pants that they actually FIT which they Do NOT, Eileen, these pants do not FIT ANYONE and the reason for that is that you never DESIGN ANYTHING THAT HAS AN…
  • Big Suit Jackets Make You Look Like A Little Boy Dressing In Dad’s Clothes

    PeaceBang
    7 Jul 2014 | 5:38 am
    Click on the photo to enlarge. So, Mike comes up to me and says, “Hey PeaceBang, I’m in a jacket, spiffy huh?” or words to that effect. This happens to me all the time when I am with my people: they tease. And I’m like, “Oh, OKAY, so you think you can tease the Bang, huh?” Because deep down in my heart, I know that when people approach me that way, they really do want to engage, and so we do. I appreciate their great details like no one else but maybe an attentive spouse will (“Those socks are FABULOUS!!”) and we giggle and chat and have a great…
  • She’s Rocking The Pop Of Color

    PeaceBang
    6 Jul 2014 | 2:58 pm
    One of the great joys of General Assembly is to see, and squeeze, dear pigeons with whom I otherwise connect only in cyber relationship. Recent seminary graduate, Leslie Jarzabski, is one of those dear pigeons, and it was lovely to meet her for a coffee date at what she charmingly referred to as “Bucks of Star.” We talked about ministry and chaplaincy and all sorts of things of deep import, including LIPSTICK. Because she was wearing amazing lippy and of course I had to inquire about it. She is wearing Nars The Multiple in Puerto Vallarta on her cheeks and Nars Satin Lip Pencil in…
 
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    The Junk Drawer

  • If Grammar is So Hard, What Hope Do We Have for World Peace, Really?

    Kathy
    12 Jul 2014 | 6:06 am
    Amazon just yelled at me in an email to get off my ass and blog more. Apparently, they like it if the people who subscribe to Junk Drawer on Kindle actually get something they pay for. Since I haven’t written in a month, I got flagged for being a slacker. Sorry Kindle people! I promise to do better and stop writing exclusively for The Facebook. Starting with two grammar failures I found on TV graphics within 12 hours of each other. Signs the world is going to hell in a hand basket: unnecessary apostrophes and misspellings. First, this one had me confused because the TV was muted and I…
  • Maybe Poke It With a Stick?

    Kathy
    1 Jun 2014 | 12:29 pm
    I had no intention of walking ten miles today, I really didn’t. In fact, when I went to bed last night, it was with such a creaky body I figured I would spend all of today on the couch. Instead, I woke up feeling like my whole body had been replaced with one that actually works. When that happens, you take every advantage of it, especially since I’ve suffered from some recurring, frustrating knee pain lately. Pain that’s kept me from doing any kind of meaningful exercise. Since I had zero pain today, I set out to do one or two miles. Which turned into four, which turned into six and…
  • When Is a Walk Not a Walk? When It’s a Near-Death Experience

    Kathy
    27 Apr 2014 | 10:36 am
    Note: Long read ahead. The TL;DR version is this – Went for a walk with a friend. Walk turned into a getting-lost hike in unfamiliar wilderness. Thought I would die. Didn’t die. Now for the long version. Yesterday I met up for lunch with my good blogging friend Valerie. We met halfway between where we each live, in Whitehouse, NJ. After lunch she suggested we go for a walk. "Sure! Let’s!" She pulled out her iPhone and asked Siri for nearby parks. We were going to drive to one park, but passed a different place Siri mentioned that was closer and stopped there instead, Round…
  • Lunatic in Aisle 9

    Kathy
    11 Apr 2014 | 4:57 pm
    It’s always something with me. I went to Wegmans after work today for some grocery shopping. Grabbed one of those two-tiered shopping carts that are smaller than a regular cart, but bigger than a hand basket. I got about 10 feet from the cart corral before realizing I had an unbelievably loud and annoying “crazy wheel” in the front. You know, the one that does whatever it wants, when it wants. The bad seed. Because I always think I can somehow jerk it back into a normal wheel position and make it behave, I kept using the cart – pushing harder, making zig zag turns, cursing at it –…
  • Local Woman Finds and Disposes of Mysterious Candy Found in Office

    Kathy
    26 Mar 2014 | 4:37 pm
    BETHLEHEM, PA – A local woman found a smashed doughnut-shaped sugared jelly candy on the floor of her office that she claims she never purchased. Kathy Frederick, 48, of Bethlehem, PA discovered the candy while pushing her chair away from her desk and standing up. “I was like OMG, that’s not my candy,” she said. “I never eat those. They stick in your teeth. Where did this come from?” Frederick, a computing consultant at Lehigh University, said she often takes candy from her supervisor’s candy dish, but reported that sugared jelly is not among the selections. “I have no idea…
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    Joel Klebanoff: Stuff & NonsenseJoel Klebanoff: Stuff & Nonsense

  • Incomprehensible Contrasts: Gaza/17

    Joel Klebanoff
    23 Jul 2014 | 11:12 am
    Scientists have searched for years and billions of dollars have been expended, but there is still no cure for AIDS. There are drugs that can turn it into a chronic disease rather than a near-term death sentence. However, that is not a cure. As I understand it, it’s a life sentence of a brutal, rigorous […]Possibly Related Posts:Debunking Medical MythsNarrow MindednessAncient PornA Certain History?Misplaced Riots; Misplaced Economics
  • Narrow Mindedness

    Joel Klebanoff
    3 Feb 2014 | 2:22 pm
    I contend that most of us are narrow minded. As I wrote the previous sentence I had a vision of the fingers of the majority of the few people who come here immediately pouncing on their keyboards to pound out an exceptionally fervent agreement or disagreement with that statement. Or maybe they’ll get defensive and […]Possibly Related Posts:See Better Weight Loss ResultsImponderablesSun BlockHealthful MeditationThe Improbability of You
  • Imponderables

    Joel Klebanoff
    20 Jan 2014 | 2:25 pm
     There are, to say the absolutely very least, a great many phenomena in the universe that I find to be imponderable; at least not ponderable in any more than purely superficial, meaningful way. Other people may find it possible to not just ponder some of them deeply and meaningfully, but also actually understand them. I […]Possibly Related Posts:Narrow MindednessSun BlockSee Better Weight Loss ResultsA Certain History?Cornering the Web Content Market
  • A Certain History?

    Joel Klebanoff
    14 Jan 2014 | 1:52 pm
    A riddle recently raced across my mind, pausing in its journey through the dust it found there only long enough for me to jot it down. I found the riddle interesting. You, on the other hand, may find it boring, nonsensical and/or irrelevant and curse me for once again wasting your time by babbling childish […]Possibly Related Posts:ImponderablesIncomprehensible Contrasts: Gaza/17Narrow MindednessFirst TimesSmartphone Obsessed
  • The Improbability of You

    Joel Klebanoff
    8 Jan 2014 | 7:32 am
    Here’s a notion that lodged in my brain recently: You are astronomically unlikely. To be clear, I don’t mean specifically you. I mean each of us, with us being everyone alive now, everyone who has ever lived, and everyone who will ever be born. In short, I’m referring to everyone ever. What nonsense am I […]Possibly Related Posts:Urgent AppealNarrow MindednessEvil Childhood DreamsRevolving Door EtiquetteDebunking Medical Myths
 
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  • The 13 weirdest deaths in history!

    Nikos Kontorigas
    16 Jul 2014 | 9:36 am
    Nowadays, you get to hear that you have to live your life like there’s no tomorrow. Some of us do and that’s great actually because, if you read the list below you will understand that the cause of death can be varied, at least, and sometimes ridiculous. It goes without saying though, that the following people were certainly very unlucky. 1. Joao Maria de Souza from Brazil was killed in 2013 when a cow fell from the roof into his house, while he was asleep. Yeap, it is possible 2. Clement Vallandigham, a lawyer, was killed when he accidentally shot himself, while trying to prove…
  • Mystery sites around the world

    Nikos Kontorigas
    13 Jul 2014 | 7:55 am
    What’s a better mystery to solve, than a strange site with significant meaning somewhere on Earth? These sites are linked with stories or unexplained phenomena that defy rational explanation. Let’s see 4 of them that will trigger some unanswered questions. Nazca Lines, Peru In southern Peru there are a number of large, huge drawings on the hard sand of the desert, which are only seen from above. Were made by any extraterrestrial species? From a height, you can clearly distinguish a monkey, a spider or even a hummingbird. The American archaeologist Christina Conlee ensures that the…
  • A death metal band plays its music in an airtight box for more 20 minutes!

    Nikos Kontorigas
    10 Jul 2014 | 3:09 am
    The Portuguese artist João Onofre and the British death metal band, Unfathomable Ruination made a truly diverse performance in London. The artist created a soundproof airtight steel box, in which the band got locked in and played music until they run out of breath! João Onofre and Unfathomable Ruination This installation consists of an object and a performance, while the object is a copy of a sculpture by Tony Smith called Die who is a minimalist creator of North America. The performance, which is seen when the door is open will be the death metal band, said Joao Onofre. The band is locked…
  • ChessBoxing | Chess and boxing combined in one sport!

    Nikos Kontorigas
    8 Jul 2014 | 8:48 am
    Picture a great boxing fight… The two fighters fighting each other with all their might. Then, the bell rings and they lower their guard, go to their corners to take off their gloves, approach the centre of the ring and play chess! This happens when two noble sports such as chess and boxing were combined for the sake of ChessBoxing. Chess Boxing Since the concept was first seen in London in 2008, the unusual sport began to gain fans and popularity worldwide. From Los Angeles and Tokyo to Amsterdam, Berlin and Krasnoyarsk  in Russia, the audience is always way too excited and never…
  • Five weird and wonderful surgical procedures

    Editor
    8 Jul 2014 | 7:42 am
    Laser hair removal Are you regularly mistaken for a yeti? Do your feet resemble that of a hobbit’s? Are you frequently asked to remove your jumper, only for the requester to realise that it’s actually just your hair-filled chest? Yeah, you might have an issue with your hair. Try out laser hair removal in London (the capital is your best bet for reliable surgery) to scythe off those follicles in a safe and completely non-invasive procedure. After about six visits, you’ll have skin that won’t resemble a Big Foot atop a shire horse. Get your elf on Some people really love The Lord of the…
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    Where the Hell Was I?

  • If the Bit Fits, You're in Deep Shit

    23 Jul 2014 | 5:52 pm
    (Need some science in your life? Of course you do! This week, the science fix over at Secondhand SCIENCE is all about electric bacteria. No, it's not a disease you catch from watching too many '80s breakdancing movies. I promise. Check it out.) I'm a tad OCD. Just a tad. I take even numbers of steps, eat French fries in pairs and dutifully eat every scrap of food on my plate. Don't always want it. Didn't always put it there. But by god, I eat it. Because I'm broken. But just a tad broken. This is why I didn't realize what hell I was unleashing a few weeks ago when I decided to get my wife a…
  • {Hi|Howdy|Hello}, You're a {Moron|Chowderhead|Boob}!

    15 Jul 2014 | 9:55 pm
    (You can't slow down science. And that includes Secondhand SCIENCE. This week, the topic is double-slit experiments. No, seriously. It's a physics thing. I didn't make a single sex joke in the whole piece. I know. I can't believe it, either. Go see.) Spammers are such a bunch of weenies. I think of people who barf spam into the world in the same way as a greasy old guy with a combover hitting on every young chick who walks into a bar. I mean, sure -- there's a shot at a big payoff. A minimal shot. Infinitesimal. Like, a girl would have to walk in, be struck blind, down a party ball full of…
  • Non-Proudly, Non-Presenting...

    9 Jul 2014 | 10:50 pm
    (Snap it up, science fans. This week's Secondhand SCIENCE super-informational snippet is about micelles, which are very important biochemical doohickeys. So obviously, the words are mostly about Tom Cruise, Waterworld and Frosted Mini-Wheats. Because science, duh.) I have one goal in life. That may not sound like much. But for a lot of years, I didn't have any particular goal in mind. So it's basically a one hundred percent increase. Maybe if I live until eighty, I'll have two goals. Or one and a half. There's no need to rush things. Anyway, my goal. It's simply to be present. Okay, so now it…
  • An Idiom's Guide to Idiots, or Possibly Vice Versa

    30 Jun 2014 | 10:43 pm
    (This week's dip into the science pool over at Secondhand SCIENCE is all about hypervelocity stars. No, it's not about Shia LaBeouf speeding down the PCH on a tricycle. It's definitely not about that. Maybe it should have been, but it's not. Go see. Speaking of things that are both quick and stellar, there's still time to catch our sketch group Always on Deck at the Somerville Theater on July 3rd or the Magnet Theater in New York City on July 7th. Have at it.) Some people tell me I'm too literal. But that's not true. Well. Not literally true. Maybe hypothetically, I'm too literal. Or…
  • Always on Deck, on Deck

    25 Jun 2014 | 9:39 am
    (This week's Secondhand SCIENCE silliness concerns the polymerase chain reaction -- or, as you laboratorial-type folks know it: PCR. Hop on over and see what polymerase -- and combovers and psychedelic drugs -- can do for you.) I've got family in town right now, so this will be short -- though I'm hoping to find time later in the week to talk about personal-space-invading spiders, or possibly two of my toes. Because those are topics that normal people think about, and write about in public on websites. No, you shut up. Anyway, for now I'll just leave a reminder that sketch group Always on…
 
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  • News: Woman Stabs Roommate For Refusing To Stop Listening To The Eagles

    Cary McNeal
    28 Jul 2014 | 3:34 pm
    Vernett don't play! Link from Hannah Nesbada. Woman Stabs Roommate For Refusing To Stop Listening To The Eagles Police in South Carolina arrested a North Charleston woman Monday night after she allegedly stabbed her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles. According to the official report, Vernett Bader, 54, became irritated with her
  • Drawn Selfie Spoofs Of The Day

    Cary McNeal
    28 Jul 2014 | 8:06 am
    From French Girls, an "award-winning app where strangers anonymously draw portraits based on selfies others have posted." Link from Amy Carey.
  • Vid Of The Day: Sisters

    Cary McNeal
    24 Jul 2014 | 12:48 pm
    Oddly amusing.
  • Monologue Of The Day: I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand

    Cary McNeal
    24 Jul 2014 | 11:08 am
    From McSweeney's Internet Tendency. I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand By Lukas Drake When people ask me what band I “tie” for I always jokingly say Slipknot but I’ve been Aerosmith’s official scarfsmith for longer than I can remember. Actually don’t remember much. A lot of decades of partying with the band’ll do that but it’s funny that something as stupid as
  • Photoshop Battle Of The Day: Mankini Flee

    Cary McNeal
    23 Jul 2014 | 7:51 am
    Good stuff from Reddit. The original photo: The spoofs:
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    YouTube: Comedy

  • Minecraft Mini-Game : SUPER HOLE IN THE WALL!

    SkyDoesMinecraft
    26 Jul 2014 | 4:00 pm
    Minecraft Mini-Game : SUPER HOLE IN THE WALL! DODGE THE WALL COMING AT YOU TO KNOCK YOU OFF TO STAY ON THE PLATFORM! LAST ONE STANDING WINS! Friends Channels! http://www.youtube.com/user/munchingbrotato http://www.youtube.com/user/goldsolace... From: SkyDoesMinecraft Views: 794041 26983 ratings Time: 09:07 More in Gaming
  • PROP HUNT 1v1 (Garry's Mod Prop Hunt)

    SeaNanners Gaming Channel
    26 Jul 2014 | 9:00 am
    PROP HUNT 1v1 (Garry's Mod Prop Hunt) What is Prop Hunt? "Prop hunt plays like hide and seek but you can become smaller or bigger by picking a certain sized prop. Also, it has a lot more killing in it. In Prophunt, there is a... From: SeaNanners Gaming Channel Views: 990223 29890 ratings Time: 03:02 More in Gaming
  • Israphel Animated 6 - Oasis

    YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon
    26 Jul 2014 | 8:00 am
    Israphel Animated 6 - Oasis Deep beneath the earth, Israphel has buried a giant robot that is sure to destroy Xephos and Honeydew once and for all. This is the last in the current series of the SOI Animated parody, we... From: YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon Views: 499840 12794 ratings Time: 04:14 More in Gaming
  • Martha Stewart and Jimmy Have a Cubano Sandwich Face-Off

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    26 Jul 2014 | 4:00 am
    Martha Stewart and Jimmy Have a Cubano Sandwich Face-Off Questlove judges as Jimmy competes against Martha Stewart in a contest to determine who makes the best grilled Cubano sandwich. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 186506 2461 ratings Time: 03:56 More in Comedy
  • Jon Hamm Gets a Visit from a Fast Food Drug Dealer

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    26 Jul 2014 | 3:00 am
    Jon Hamm Gets a Visit from a Fast Food Drug Dealer Jon Hamm has an awkward encounter with a part-time, McDonald's crack dealer who had been harassing Jimmy since his monologue. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 211845 2642 ratings Time: 02:39 More in Comedy
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    English Russia

  • Russian Navy Day in St. Petersburg, 2014

    tim
    28 Jul 2014 | 3:33 pm
    Yesterday there was a day which is being marked as a “Russian NAVY day”, so across the cities there were events connected with NAVY fleet, NAVY sailors etc. Some people who served in NAVY  were taking out there old sailor … Read more...
  • Big Muslim Holiday in Moscow and St. Petersburg 2014

    tim
    28 Jul 2014 | 9:19 am
    Today Moscow celebrates Uraza-Bairam – the first day after a fast is over. Moscow blogger Ilya has visited the place with his flying and regular camera to make the photos of the people and the event itself, as its considered … Read more...
  • Air Defence Systems Under the Open Sky

    team
    24 Jul 2014 | 8:52 pm
    We are back at the Museum of Air Defence in the Moscow region. This time we are going to show you air defence systems standing under the open sky. By the way, admittance is free. The oldest exhibit – an … Read more...
  • Half Million Dollars Heart

    team
    24 Jul 2014 | 7:49 pm
    In the city of Mirny, diamond capital of Russia, a cool flashmob was held and visited by 457 people. They assembled a really huge heart from diamonds. “Russia Yakutia”. Here you see five thousand 5 hundred carats (over 1 kg), … Read more...
  • Aviation Museum Under the Open Sky

    team
    24 Jul 2014 | 7:12 pm
    There is a good aviation museum founded by a Russian pilot in Kurgan. Presently it has fifteen flying aircraft under the open sky. We are going to visit this place today. “Aviation museum”. The Soviet jet-fighter MiG-17 was the first … Read more...
 
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  • Coming To Theaters

    awkward
    28 Jul 2014 | 12:05 pm
    (via FunnyJunk) (via FunnyJunk)
  • All In The Family

    awkward
    28 Jul 2014 | 9:16 am
    “Our family gathered in Holland MI in 1985 at our parents house for a family photo . . . need I say more?” (submitted by Susan) “Our family gathered in Holland MI in 1985 at our parents house for a family photo . . . need I say more?” (submitted by Susan)
  • Happy Day

    awkward
    27 Jul 2014 | 11:31 pm
    “My Mom was so excited to take birthday pictures she wouldn’t let me find the closest bathroom first. But that takes a backseat to the fact I can only assume this was my 4th birthday party since the well-decorated “Happy Day” cake wasn’t overly descriptive.” (submitted by Mark) “My Mom was so excited to take birthday pictures she wouldn’t let me find the closest bathroom first. But that takes a backseat to the fact I can only assume this was my 4th birthday party since the well-decorated “Happy Day” cake wasn’t overly…
  • Godmother

    awkward
    26 Jul 2014 | 9:43 pm
    This one was a tearjerker. (submitted by Melanie) This one was a tearjerker. (submitted by Melanie)
  • Recreating The Awkwardness

    awkward
    25 Jul 2014 | 7:43 pm
    “I recreated a photo of me from 1991. Apparently 23 years is enough time to realize that you don’t believe in fairy tales anymore. Even if you dress like you are in one.” (submitted by Laura) “I recreated a photo of me from 1991. Apparently 23 years is enough time to realize that you don’t believe in fairy tales anymore. Even if you dress like you are in one.” (submitted by Laura)
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    Fair City News

  • Uncle Si Cup Production Moved to SGF

    FairCityNews.com
    23 Jul 2014 | 5:17 am
    Duck Dynasty cup production plant unveiled Springfield, MO – The A&E hit show Duck Dynasty has touched the Ozarks in the form of a plastic cup facility, at the site of the former Solo Cup plant on North Glenstone Ave. Duck Dynasty is an American reality television series that portrays the lives of the Robertson family, who became wealthy from their family-operated business. “Uncle Si” has been featured on the show for years prominently displaying his trademark tea cup, which will now be produced locally. “I saw the green cup go up last week and thought it could be an Uncle Si cup,…
  • 417 Launches Social Trash Contest

    FairCityNews.com
    21 Jul 2014 | 6:13 am
    Phones directing kids to trash locations Springfield, MO – Inspired by similar recent Social Media competitions, Springfield City Council this week launched its ’417Trash’ initiative which plans to keep swarms of young people staring at their phones while collecting trash late into the night. The rules are simple: The city of Springfield, using its @417Trash Twitter account, releases a series of clues as the whereabouts of a small quantity of cash that has been hidden within an article of trash at that location. Contestants then search within the apparently limitless…
  • Branson’s “Number Ones” Raided

    FairCityNews.com
    17 Jul 2014 | 5:43 am
    Numerous number one claims investigated Branson, MO - Fourteen Branson theaters learned that the Federal Trade Commission’s Division of Advertising Practices have been conducting an investigation into their advertising practices when they were raided by agents on Monday morning shutting down most matinees. While the federal investigators refuse to comment on the nature of the investigation, two theater owners requesting anonymity, say that they have had tedious and repetitive questioning regarding factual support of statements in their advertising that they have been “voted Branson’s…
  • New Bills Limit Beehives in SGF

    FairCityNews.com
    15 Jul 2014 | 5:05 am
    SGF restricting blue bee hives Springfield, MO – Members of the public will have the opportunity to comment on versions of two bills that would restrict beehives in public. The new bills would allow a variety of hives on heads with faces 10 inches long, but restrict hives on heads less than 5 inches in length. According to the new legislation, one bill would require those interested in beehiving to be at least 80 years old, have a facial length of 10 inches require the hair to be colored a shade of blue. The new bills would limit hives to rare public appearances, rear yards or family…
  • Mike The Intern

    FairCityNews.com
    14 Jul 2014 | 6:27 am
    104.7′s Mike the Intern Usually at this time of the year, I will write a list of songs that will get your patriotic side pumped, but this time I figured I would write a list of songs that talk about the stuff that makes our country great. One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer - George Thorogood Tons of booze. We make and drink tons of booze. Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue Being the melting pot that we are, we have a ton of choices. Freedom - Rage Against The Machine It is true, we do have a lot of freedom, as long as the drones are ok with what we are doing. My Heads In Mississippi - ZZ…
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  • lizlala says FML

    lizlala
    28 Jul 2014 | 10:34 am
    Today, I had a 5 hours exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    28 Jul 2014 | 8:39 am
    Today, I almost passed out choking in front of my friends, because I was laughing too hard at my own pathetic joke while eating. FML
  • Scotty says FML

    Scotty
    28 Jul 2014 | 3:16 am
    Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML
  • EliTheAdorable says FML

    EliTheAdorable
    27 Jul 2014 | 10:50 pm
    Today, I dyed a friend's hair dark brown. She assured me I didn't need gloves as the dye would wash off. It didn't. My shift as a server is in an hour and it looks like I've been working in a tire shop my whole life. Goodbye tips, hello angry customers not wanting me anywhere near their food. FML
  • blow away says FML

    blow away
    27 Jul 2014 | 9:36 pm
    Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
 
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    Lowering the Bar

  • Seattle Still Looking for Skull Donors

    Kevin
    28 Jul 2014 | 2:45 pm
    The King County medical examiner's office said last week that although it had received three other sets of human bones, it still did not have an answer to its original question of who donated three human skulls to a Goodwill store in Bellevue earlier this month. Or to the closely related question of why that person thought Goodwill would be the right place to drop off human remains. To be fair, Goodwill does not include human remains on the list of things it will and will not accept. It doesn't want animals or hazardous materials, but I wouldn't put a nice clean skull in either of those…
  • Police Wait Patiently for Man in Pond to Surrender

    Kevin
    24 Jul 2014 | 9:21 pm
    Well, this is probably about as relaxed as a standoff can get and still be called a "standoff": As you may recall, earlier this month another miscreant's path to jail led through a pond, although in that case the evidence linking him to the pond was only circumstantial. After the intended victim stole his car keys, that burglar fled and later broke into a neighbor's house, taking the opportunity while there to log into—but not out of—his Facebook account. Police surmised that he had been hiding from them in a nearby pond in the meantime, based on the otherwise unexplained "puddles of…
  • Hey, I'm Appearing on FOX Tonight

    Kevin
    24 Jul 2014 | 2:03 pm
    I will appear for a few minutes tonight (Thursday) on the John Stossel show to talk about some ridiculous laws. The show was taped last week and is on tonight at 9 pm Eastern (and various other times depending on where you live), on Fox Business News. I am almost certainly either first or second on the guest list, and will be on for about 5-7 minutes depending on how many of the dumb things I said were mercifully edited out. Please tune in if you are so inclined. I want to stress that although the fundamental message of the show is that there are too many laws (and lawyers) in America and we…
  • U.S. Patent App. No. 20140159444: Airline Passenger Torture Device

    Kevin
    23 Jul 2014 | 2:06 pm
    The application calls it "Seating Device Comprising a Forward-Foldable Backrest," but I like my name better. The inventor describes the alleged motivation thusly (my annotations below): [T]o increase the number of cabin seats [and thus profit], the space allotted to each passenger must be reduced. However, this reduced comfort remains tolerable for the passengers [1] in as much [sic] as the flight lasts only one or a few hours. [2] According to a first solution … , it is possible to reduce the seating width allotted to each passenger in order to place an additional seat in the width…
  • The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways When He Gets Behind the Wheel of a 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix

    Kevin
    22 Jul 2014 | 11:01 am
    "I just shut my eyes," said Anthony Oliveri, who barely survived being run over last week, "and said, 'If this is the way that God wants to do it then I guess that this is the way we're going to do it.'" Turns out that was the way God wanted to do it, according to the driver of the car that was running him over. In fact, she said God wanted to do it Himself. As WANE News (Fort Wayne, Indiana) reported, the woman told police that God was personally responsible for the accident because she was just driving along and "out of nowhere God told her that He would take it from here and…
 
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  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    27 Jul 2014 | 4:00 am
  • I Laughed My Nervous Laughter - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    22 Jul 2014 | 4:00 am
    I don't know what got into me. Nachos with bacon, cheese and jalapeño peppers as an appetizer, the burrito special and four Coronas.Throughout the night I'd paid the price for that dinner.  Or rather my wife had having to put up with my intestinal acrobatics.The air was blue, given my poor wife's comments, not to mention the lingering smell from my hind quarter's activity. And it had been active. Very active.I apologized profusely as I hopped into the bath and tried to relax a bit until the day got under way. But my insides were still in turmoil and this was demonstrated by the bubbles…
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    20 Jul 2014 | 4:00 am
  • It All Began To Fall Apart - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    15 Jul 2014 | 12:39 pm
    Dr. Notverynice was quite pleased with himself. After three months of working day and night he was finally putting the finishing touches to his Whambam monster.He'd used the finest parts, not always easily attainable but necessary, in order to build a top-notch destructive machine. His plans for world domination were falling into place. The creature was the missing link. He laughed to himself at his little joke.He sat back and imagined Whambam being let loose to run amuck (not the get stuck in kind) among the streets of Pleasantown with citizens screaming in fear and attempting to escape the…
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    13 Jul 2014 | 4:00 am
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    Christopher Gabriel

  • POLITICO’s Philip Ewing on Iraq, Iran and Israel (audio)

    Christopher Gabriel
    6 Jul 2014 | 8:54 pm
    Philip Ewing is the senior defense reporter for POLITICO. Previously he was their Pentagon correspondent and the managing editor for news at military.com. An expert on affairs in the Middle East, in particular Iraq and Afghanistan, he joined the program to discuss the escalating sectarian violence in Iraq, what card Iran might play, the effect on Israel and what might be the most prudent move the United States can make. photo credit: POLITICO
  • USA Today’s Christine Brennan on Redskins controversy (audio)

    Christopher Gabriel
    6 Jul 2014 | 8:33 pm
    USA Today sportswriter Christine Brennan has been an outspoken critic against the NFL’s Washington franchise’s continuing use of the name “Redskins.” She is hardly alone as there are many who would like to see the name go away sooner than later. Similarly, there are seemingly just as many on the other side – including fans, players, team personnel and league officials – who have no problem with the name and believe this is all much ado about nothing. Christine joined me to share both her view and considerable perspective being that she’s been based in…
  • Kate Inglis on her new book, “Flight of the Griffons” (audio)

    Christopher Gabriel
    1 Jun 2014 | 7:43 pm
    Several years ago I became acquainted with a wonderful photographer from Halifax, Nova Scotia named Kate Inglis. Over time what I came to learn was as brilliant as her photography was, she was an even better writer. Her first book, “The Dread Crew: Pirates of the Backwoods,” was a rollicking romp for kids involving pirates… pirates who “sailed” on land. Her follow-up effort, “Flight of the Griffons,” is even more magical. What makes her work so unique is that ostensibly, it’s for kids. And yet adults will love it, too. She writes, she shoots…
  • Dr. Gordon Marino: Do What You Love… Or Maybe Not (audio)

    Christopher Gabriel
    28 May 2014 | 2:24 pm
    Dr. Gordon Marino is a professor of philosophy at St. Olaf College in Northfield, MN. He’s also authored many articles that have appeared in Atlantic Monthly, New York Times Magazine, Wall Street Journal, American Poetry Review and many other periodicals. Most recently Marino wrote A Life Beyond ‘Do What You Love’ for The New York Times. Considering the amount of play that phrase – that concept – now receives in our society, I wanted to have a chat with Dr. Marino to have him amplify on what he wrote. photo credit: St. Olaf College
  • Mitch Albom on The Timekeeper, Characters and Narratives (audio)

    Christopher Gabriel
    18 May 2014 | 8:25 pm
    Mitch Albom is one of those rare people in the 21st Century who you truly can say is a renaissance man. Sportswriter, author, screenwriter, songwriter, radio talk show host, pianist… the man does it all. But more than what he does as a professional, it’s the endless array of things he does to help people that define him for me. Mitch had a big hand in helping me break into talk radio and he remains forever a great friend in returning to my program on a regular basis.
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    Ann's Rants

  • Jewish Mothers,Tripping

    Ann Imig
    17 Jul 2014 | 6:20 pm
    Husband remembers a story about his childhood best friend’s Jewish grandmother; late one night, she called 911 herself, and let the paramedics in– herself– mid-heart attack “because she didn’t want to wake anyone.” My mom once found my Granny wrapped in a blanket shivering in the kitchen in the middle of the night. She refused to let my mom turn on the light, not to mention turn up the heat… “I’m not cold!” Mom turned up the heat and went back to bed. Mom herself took a rather nasty fall the evening before our planned family…
  • My 2014 LTYM Video

    Ann Imig
    10 Jul 2014 | 7:13 am
    Shine on, Ann’s Forehead! [If you can't see the video embed, click here] LTYM’s season includes not only our live-shows in the weeks leading up to Mother’s Day, but also our epic video release when we add hundreds of videos from our shows to our YouTube channel. Thanks to CollegeSavingsChillout.com by T. Rowe Price, LTYM added 400 new videos from 2014!! Check out EVERYBODY FREAKS OUT– their funny children’s-style book for parents–only five bucks and 100% proceeds benefit Junior Achievement USA. Watch the 2014 videos on the Listen To Your Mother YouTube…
  • FORTUNATELY I got the lead. UNFORTUNATELY I play a boy. By the quoteunquote GRADE SCHOOL COLUMNIST!

    Ann Imig
    2 Jul 2014 | 8:28 am
    BY THE GRADE SCHOOL COLUMNIST!!!   Remember that book Fortunately or Unfortunately that Miss Ross read? How first something seems good but then it turns out totally bog as in bogus? Like “FORTUNATELY you get a free hot air balloon ride!! UNFORTUNATELY you land in the middle of the ocean and there are sharks and no Isaac waiting for you on the Lido Deck.” I finally got the lead in the Camp Shalom play but the play is called Hair and it’s about pollution? FORTUNATELY I have the lead. UNFORTUNATELY I play a man named Burger as in Hamburger. I get to sing solos but they…
  • Preventing the Summer Slide: Save your patience, their braincells, and maybe even money on grad school

    Ann Imig
    26 Jun 2014 | 9:06 am
    I’m writing this post on behalf of Camp Invention, as one of their paid ambassadors. The opinions are my own.  The trash-collecting, upcycling, DIY-ing genes are definitely Husband’s. Seriously, he rescued an old moldy life jacket from a park garbage can yesterday to “use the foam.” Like many of you, I have children at home with me this summer; two children of the school-aged persuasion, who no longer fit (comfortably) together in a pack-and-play, gnawing on my password-protected phone while I sob in the shower. Considering I work at home, and they happen to live at…
  • 10 Implicit Unspoken Agreements Among Middle-Aged Women Friends

    Ann Imig
    19 Jun 2014 | 12:14 pm
    1. No one acknowledges The Horrible Sounds in yoga or any other group exercise endeavor. Regardless of how protracted or voluminous, no one flinches except for everyone flinches on the inside–in solidarity. We avert our non-wandering eyes in secret celebration that thank God it wasn’t me today, but yes it totally was me last week at the exact moment the 20-something teacher gave me an assist. The 20-something male teacher. 2. We don’t see you plucking silver hairs in your rear-view mirror and throwing them out the car window at stoplights. No, we do not. 3. Gum and/or mints…
 
 
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    中古車を安く買いたいので探しまくった結果

  • 包茎を治すのは簡単なのです

    17 Jul 2014 | 9:29 pm
    男性のプライドを傷つけてしまうコンプレックスは早く治した方が良いと言えます。あなたの調べていることはここ→包茎手術 横浜に是非アクセスしてください。そのコンプレックスと言えるのが包茎なのです。色々詳しく教えます包茎治療 横浜がおすすめ。包茎は男性の陰茎に皮がかぶさってしまい、陰茎が露出しない状態を言います。私もここを参考にしました包茎…
  • 印刷において空調は命

    8 Jul 2014 | 7:12 pm
  • ここでしかできない脱毛

    22 May 2014 | 10:49 pm
    私は今脱毛をしようと思っています。決心もしました。でもそれがあの医療レーザー脱毛なのです。それがここでしかできません。このクリニックでしかできないのです。だからここへお願いしようと思ったのですが、いまいち勇気が出ないのです。踏み出せない自分がいるのです。痛みは少ないと言っています。ちゃんと私の肌に合わせた脱毛をしてくれると言うのです。それなのに、一歩踏み出せません。ここ→医療レーザー脱毛…
  • ほうけいだと言うことは人に知られたくないです

    22 May 2014 | 10:48 pm
    ほうけいだと恥ずかしいという気持ちがすごくあるので絶対に誰にも知られたくないと思っています。仲のいい人にも話したくはないですしほうけいであることは絶対に誰にも知られたくないです。ここ→包茎…
  • 歯の調子が最近は良い

    7 May 2014 | 9:17 pm
    ここ一年で歯ブラシの他にもデンタルフロスとを使い始めたのですが、その効果たるや私の場合はかなりはっきりと出たので、とても驚いています。ここ駒込 歯科はすごく参考になりますよ。私の歯は感覚がかなり狭いために、歯並びは良いと言われるのですが歯垢がどうしても歯と歯の間に挟まりやすいのです。これは歯ブラシでも取ることが難しいのですが、今まではこれを放置していました。このサイト駒込…
 
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    DOG AND PONY SHOW

  • That’ll do…

    28 Jul 2014 | 10:48 am
    That’ll do…
  • Sharknado 2 Twitter Promo Features a Godzilla Sized Ian Ziering...

    28 Jul 2014 | 7:53 am
    Sharknado 2 Twitter Promo Features a Godzilla Sized Ian Ziering over Citi Field, is weird. Three bites and you’re out! See @IanZiering throw the first pitch for the @Mets tomorrow at #CitiField, at 7:10ET. pic.twitter.com/sXUzp5OqBD — Sharknado (@SharknadoSyfy) July 27, 2014
  • Comparing “Doctor Who” and Rick from “Rick and Morty” Rick...

    26 Jul 2014 | 7:13 pm
    Comparing “Doctor Who” and Rick from “Rick and Morty” Rick Sanchez, the protagonist of Cartoon Network’s new hit series Rick and Morty may be called many things: he’s rude, he’s drunk, and occasionally he’s sexist. But to the fan-base who watches his show, his most interesting feature is his resemblance to a certain beloved science-fiction icon: the Doctor from Doctor Who. Click here to read the entire piece on Examined Media.
  • "I think it could be my Oscar."

    26 Jul 2014 | 6:58 pm
    “I think it could be my Oscar.” - Chris Hemsworth on Thor becoming a woman. (via popculturebrain)
  • broissey: Bio? Slightly embarrassed.  FLAM da GAWD

    25 Jul 2014 | 8:16 pm
    broissey: Bio? Slightly embarrassed.  FLAM da GAWD
 
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    Futility Closet

  • Podcast: Episode 20

    Greg Ross
    28 Jul 2014 | 7:10 am
    In 1944, fully a year before the first successful nuclear test, Astounding Science Fiction magazine published a remarkably detailed description of an atomic bomb. The story, by the otherwise undistinguished author Cleve Cartmill, sent military intelligence racing to discover the source of his information — and his motives for publishing it. In this episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll follow the investigation that ensued, which involved legendary editor John W. Campbell and illuminated the imaginative power of science fiction and the role of censorship in times of war. We’ll…
  • In a Word

    Greg Ross
    27 Jul 2014 | 11:03 pm
    obolary adj. poor or impecunious inopious adj. lacking wealth or resources; needy ptochocracy n. government by the poor
  • Shadow Play

    Greg Ross
    26 Jul 2014 | 11:33 pm
    Artists Tim Noble and Sue Webster find self-portraits in arrangements of domestic trash. Their Dirty White Trash (with Gulls) (1998, right) was contrived from the six months’ rubbish they produced while making it, a sculpture produced by the residue of its own composition. More shadow art: Shigeo Fukuda, Larry Kagan, Richard Haas. Somewhat related: Last year travelers from Washington state to Vancouver were surprised to discover this “negative space” billboard by the side of the road. It was created by Daniel Mihalyo and Annie Han of Seattle-based art collective Lead Pencil…
  • Coming and Going

    Greg Ross
    25 Jul 2014 | 11:20 pm
    A puzzle by Pierre Berloquin: In my house are a number of rooms. (A hall separated from the rest of the house by one or more doors counts as a room.) Each room has an even number of doors, including doors that lead outside. Is the total number of outside doors even or odd? Click for solution …
  • Stage Business

    Greg Ross
    25 Jul 2014 | 7:42 am
    The goal of the Shakespeare programming language is to create code that reads like a Shakespearean play: Variables are “characters” that interact through dialogue, constants are represented by nouns and adjectives, and if/then statements are phrased as questions. (Insulting Macbeth assigns him a negative value.) Act and scene numbers serve as GOTO labels, and characters can tell one another to “remember” or “recall” values. The phrases “Open your heart” and “Speak your mind” output a variable’s numerical value and the…
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    sportscrab.com

  • Hello world!

    sportscrab.com
    22 Jul 2014 | 6:44 pm
    WordPress へようこそ。これは最初の投稿です。編集もしくは削除してブログを始めてください !
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    Best Clean Funny Jokes

  • Keep your worms warm

    traymond
    28 Jul 2014 | 9:00 am
    A man has been out fishing by the lake all day and hasn’t caught anything. He decides to just give up and call it a day, but on his way he notices an old man fishing but a few feet away from him. The man immediately notices the other fisherman has several buckets full of fish, then witnesses him reeling in yet another one. “Excuse me, sir”, the man says, “I’ve never been able to catch much of anything around here. I’ve got to ask, what’s your secret?” The old man pauses for a moment, then mumbles “hmmm mmmph mmm mmph mmm hmm mmmph”.
  • Good news and bad news

    traymond
    27 Jul 2014 | 9:00 am
    One morning in ancient Egypt, the boatmaster in charge of the Pharaoh’s royal yacht comes down belowdecks and makes a general announcement to the slaves manning the oars: “I have good news and bad news. The good news: today, double rations for all oarsmen!” All the oarsmen cheer. “And now the bad news: the Pharaoh wants to water ski.”
  • You don’t have long to live

    traymond
    27 Jul 2014 | 12:09 am
    Doctor: Mr. Smith, I’m sorry, but you don’t have long to live. Mr. Smith: Well, how long do I have, Doc? Doctor: Ten. Mr. Smith: I don’t understand. Ten weeks? Ten months? Ten what? Doctor: Nine. Eight. Seven…
  • Playing golf in Heaven

    traymond
    23 Jul 2014 | 11:40 am
    After the most frustrating round ever, the golfer threw down his club and complained at length to the caddy. “It would have been a perfect shot, but first a tortoise crawls over the hole and the ball bounces off, then an eagle catches the ball, flies around the flag three times and drops the ball in a tree where it’s caught by a squirrel, then the squirrel tosses the ball into the water hazard where it’s eaten by a carp!” St Peter folded his arms and snorted with disgust. “That’s the last time I ever play against St Francis of Assisi!”
  • A pastor, a priest, and a lawyer all died and appear before the gates of heaven

    traymond
    22 Jul 2014 | 10:30 am
    A pastor, a priest, and a lawyer all died and appear before the gates of heaven. The pastor and priest enter normally, but when the lawyer tries to enter he is showered with confetti and a multitude of angels trumpet his arrival. Confused, the pastor and priest ask a nearby angel why he was getting so much attention. The angel replied, “We have plenty of people like you up here, but he’s the first lawyer we’ve ever seen.”
 
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    Points in Case - Enlightening and Irreverent Comedy

  • The Highs and Lows of Touring with a Moderately Successful Rock Band

    James McDuff
    25 Jul 2014 | 7:57 pm
    Article by James McDuff Touring and sharing small, intimate spaces with people you don't like being intimate with is tough. Hi, I'm James, guitarist to a rock-band extraordinaire that our lawyers have wisely advised under no circumstance should be affiliated with my writing and all names changed to protect the innocent. Want to know the highs and lows of touring with a top-notch, moderately successful rock outfit? Then follow me into the realms of my band's underbelly. The belly of the beast. The belly of Rock and Satan.I joined the band about four years ago, having lived with its creative…
  • The ONLY 6 Reasons to Not Tip Your Server

    Jacob Trowbridge
    24 Jul 2014 | 12:35 pm
    Column by Jacob Trowbridge Lately, there's been an uproar in the media over "tip shaming," where servers share photos of the actual receipts of customers who left a hefty "0" in the tip column, generally with some sort of pro-religion/anti-gay message scrawled along with it. The reasons they give are typically a load of bullshit. But if you really have your heart set on stiffing the minimum wage workers who serve your heaping mounds of fatty, deep-fried goodness, then here are some legitimate excuses you can provide.1. There's a mountain lion in your soup.Dearest Server,If…
  • I Believe This Book You Lent Me Has Spent Considerable Time in Your Bathroom

    Michael Jenkins
    23 Jul 2014 | 12:30 pm
    Article by Michael Jenkins Citing it as, "the book that genuinely defines our generation," you placed this paperback in my hands and told me that I would be remiss if I didn't scan these pages; these frayed, peeled back pages.That should have been the first clue that I was handling something soaked in your own waste: the frayed pages. The upper right corner especially was peeled back and aged something awful, despite the fact that the book was published nary a year ago. And the cover—my god, the cover was peeled back so far I couldn't even make out the title. Optimistically, I…
  • Country Music is Immoral and Illegal

    Jeff Gassen
    22 Jul 2014 | 8:16 pm
    Column by Jeff Gassen You love country music. Who wouldn't? Sure, it may be simple and repetitive, but some people say there's brilliance in simplicity. Well, maybe not some people, but I just did. Heartbreak, Jesus, a cold one, and a suspiciously lavish, jacked-up truck that isn't reflective of the town's median income. Rinse. Repeat. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. No, but do fix it, though. And with your bare hands; this is country music for Christ's sake. Or Christ for country music's sake.Once the twang of that third and final chord hits your ears, it wraps around your heart like…
  • How to Spam My Friends After You've Hacked My Email

    Brendan McLoughlin
    21 Jul 2014 | 2:12 pm
    Article by Brendan McLoughlin Congratulations! You hacked my email—yet again. Don't get excited, I've already changed my password. How long will we continue this dance? Year after year it's the same story: you hack my email, then you try to push an endless number of weight loss pills and male enhancement on my contacts "from me." What's your angle? Do you receive a commission for every pound lost or every inch of girth gained? Leading with "Work from home and make $17,000 a week" or "Does your penis need help?" is not the strongest route to take. You want to be…
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    Really Funny Jokes

  • Engine trouble

    Mitesh Asher
    28 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Kingfisher Airlines was operating it's flight from Bombay to Goa. The passengers were all looking forward to their holiday in Goa when suddenly there was an announcement in the plane. "There is a technical fault in one of the engines of the plane. This will cause a delay of 20 minutes in landing."There was some commotion among the passengers and then everyone settled down.A little later, there was another announcement."The first engine has failed and the second engine has also developed a fault.There will be a delay of another 60 minutes."Passengers voice their concerns and then they settle…
  • What is the Pope like?

    Mitesh Asher
    27 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Matteo and Antonio were cobblers in a small village near Sicily. They were doing fine in their business. Matteo had been wanting to see the Pope for a long time, so one day he packed his bags and left for Rome.Matteo returned after 2 weeks. Antonio could not wait to meet him and learn everything about his trip. So he rushed to Matteo's home and asked him, "Tell me Matteo, what is the Pope like?"Matteo replied, "Size 38."
  • Bait

    Mitesh Asher
    26 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Tom was 70 and Diana was 65, when they decided to go on a cruise in the Carribean. They were having a conversation at the deck, when a giant wave came up and took away Diana with it.They arranged to send divers down the sea to find her but she could not be traced. After days of unsuccessful attempts to trace her, they sent Tom home promising him that they will continue their search and will notify him if there is any news.After about 15 days, Tom got a call from the Captain. He said, "I am sorry, I have bad news sir. We found her body at the bottom of the sea and when we pulled her up on the…
  • How good is your son

    Mitesh Asher
    25 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Josie ran into her old friend Diana in a shopping mall.After the usual pleasantries, Josie asked Diana, "Hasn't your son graduated in Commerce?"Diana replied, "Yes, he has."Josie asked, "So what does he do now?"Diana replied, "He has joined a mens clothing store as a salesman."Josie said, "A salesman? Is he good at his job?"Diana smiled and said, "You ask if he is good. Let me tell you he is just too good! Why, the other day an old lady came to his store to purchase a suit to bury her dead husband in. Can you believe it, my son convinced her to buy an extra shirt for him!"
  • Santa's presence of mind

    Mitesh Asher
    24 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Santa Singh was returning home after a hard day of work. It was late in the night and the streets were deserted. Suddenly, an armed man came out from behind the bushes and pointing his gun at Santa, said in a harsh tone, "Give me your wallet."Santa handing his wallet said to the perpetrator, "You can take my money but please use your gun to put a hole in my turban, or else Jassi, my wife, will never believe I was robbed."The mugger agreed and shot through Santa's turban.Santa had another request and giving his jacket to the perpetrator, said, "Can you pump a few bullets into my jacket to make…
 
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    Very Good Short Funny Jokes | Making Life a Little More Humorous

  • Eye doctor

    Mitesh Asher
    28 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    You should have seen my dad's face when I took him to the eye doctor to operate on him for cataract. The doctor did everything he could to make him relax, but my dad's nervousness was at it's peak. The doctor kept reassuring him. I also stood next to him if it gave him any consolation. It was what the doctor said after finishing with his first eye, that made my Dad jump! The good doctor said, "Well, only one eye left."
  • Play with Coke

    Mitesh Asher
    26 Jul 2014 | 5:44 am
    Arnie made friends with Daisy and asks her out on a date. Daisy agrees and they go bowling. After dinner at a nice restaurant, they go for a long drive. Arnie pulls over at a secluded area, where it is very dark. Soon, they are all over each other and when he tries to probe further, Daisy stops him telling him that she is a virgin and would prefer to maintain it that way.Arnie says, "Okay, but do you mind taking it in your mouth?""No way!", says Daisy, "I can't do that!!"So Arnie says, "Can you stroke it with your hands then?"Daisy replies, "But I have never done that. I don't know what to…
  • Get back

    Mitesh Asher
    24 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    A newly married couple, Arun and Daisy, boarded a  train from Bombay to Delhi. They had Upper sleeper Berths on the opposite sides of the compartment.At night, Arun was feeling romantic, so he whispered to Daisy, "Come across here my love."Daisy asked, "How do I get over to your side?"Arun replied, "Have something stiff here that you can take support of and come to my side."An old man in the lower berth, who was not getting any sleep, commented, "How on earth is she gonna get back??"
  • Bobby's story

    Mitesh Asher
    19 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Mrs. Clutterbuck, was teaching Grade 3 students. She said, "Do you know animals don't stutter like humans."A small boy, known for being notorious, raised his hand."Yes, Bobby", said Mrs. Clutterbuck, bracing herself for an interesting story, "what do you have to say?"Bobby replied, "I had a little kitten called Sammy. There was this Bull dog next door who didn't like Sammy."Bobby continued, "One day Sammy was playing alone in the backyard, when the Bull dog jumped over the fence and entered our yard."Mrs. Clutterbuck exclaimed, "Oh my god! What happened next?"Bobby said, "I could see hair…
  • It happened long ago

    Mitesh Asher
    16 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    This is a story which goes back several hundred years.Princess Tara was a gorgeous and free-willed girl who chanced upon a talking frog in a pond.The frog said to Princess Tara, "I am not what you think I am. Once upon a time, I was a good-looking prince from a rich province. An evil sorceress cast a spell on me. If you kiss me, I will become a prince again. We can get married then, you can move into the castle with me, cook food for me and my family, wash my clothes, give birth to my children and then raise them. I am sure you will love to do it."Late that night, while the princess feasted…
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    The Last King Of Shambhala

  • Happy Batman Day! from Daniel Grant Newton (DGN Productions)

    Daniel Newton
    22 Jul 2014 | 7:42 am
    'Catwoman and Batman' by Daniel Grant Newton Hey Friends!  Today is 'Batman Day', a day designated to celebrate the 75th anniversary of Batman, so I sketched this picture for the day.  I used a pacer and a pink highlighter for those playing at home.
  • My Top Nerdy Memes - 200th Blog Post Celebration

    Daniel Newton
    3 Jul 2014 | 7:03 pm
    In celebration of my 200th post (last post), I have decided to share my top nerdy memes I have created for Twitter to date (e.g. Batman, Arrow, Stargate, Doctor Who memes, etc).  Here I go: 10. Is it just me or does the "Try the new Twitter profile" guy look like Matt Smith? pic.twitter.com/lw9g8lnkfb — DGN (@dgnproductions) May 25, 2014 9. Can anyone think of a funny caption? I'm thinking:
  • New Painting and Stop Motion Capture Video by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    28 Jun 2014 | 4:07 am
    New Yet-To-Be-Titled Painting by Daniel Grant Newton Hey there.   Another blog entry, and guess what??? This is actually my 200th entry. So proud to have broken the 200 mark with my faithful readers.   If I had a Spartan for every blog entry I wrote, well I'd be 100 Spartans away from taking on Persia. But not really. In reality I'd need a lot more to be historically accurate. However, I
  • Need a little help for my new comic I am creating...

    Daniel Newton
    20 Jun 2014 | 12:49 am
    Hello my faithful fans and friends, I hope you can help me. I'm reaching out to you, like... I'm a super villain holding on to the edge of a cliff after we have just done battle, and you are a super hero with Golden Age of Comics morals who cannot let me die despite holding the city, nay the world, nay the universe, ransom with my oversized death ray which is not making up for anything thank
  • 'Space Floss Circus and the Umpa Welcoming Ceremony' by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    29 May 2014 | 5:29 pm
    It's Friday!  Friday!!!  The day before Saturday and the day after Thursday.   Thanks must go out to R. Black for clarification on that.  (That's Rebecca Black's rap name I've decided, in case she wants to take her educational lyrics about the names of days of the week, change genre and team up with R'n'B legend R. Kelly.  Boom!  Instant hit and potential power couple.) Anyway, hope your week
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    Fair City News

  • Uncle Si Cup Production Moved to SGF

    FairCityNews.com
    23 Jul 2014 | 5:17 am
    Duck Dynasty cup production plant unveiled Springfield, MO – The A&E hit show Duck Dynasty has touched the Ozarks in the form of a plastic cup facility, at the site of the former Solo Cup plant on North Glenstone Ave. Duck Dynasty is an American reality television series that portrays the lives of the Robertson family, who became wealthy from their family-operated business. “Uncle Si” has been featured on the show for years prominently displaying his trademark tea cup, which will now be produced locally. “I saw the green cup go up last week and thought it could be an Uncle Si cup,…
  • 417 Launches Social Trash Contest

    FairCityNews.com
    21 Jul 2014 | 6:13 am
    Phones directing kids to trash locations Springfield, MO – Inspired by similar recent Social Media competitions, Springfield City Council this week launched its ’417Trash’ initiative which plans to keep swarms of young people staring at their phones while collecting trash late into the night. The rules are simple: The city of Springfield, using its @417Trash Twitter account, releases a series of clues as the whereabouts of a small quantity of cash that has been hidden within an article of trash at that location. Contestants then search within the apparently limitless…
  • Branson’s “Number Ones” Raided

    FairCityNews.com
    17 Jul 2014 | 5:43 am
    Numerous number one claims investigated Branson, MO - Fourteen Branson theaters learned that the Federal Trade Commission’s Division of Advertising Practices have been conducting an investigation into their advertising practices when they were raided by agents on Monday morning shutting down most matinees. While the federal investigators refuse to comment on the nature of the investigation, two theater owners requesting anonymity, say that they have had tedious and repetitive questioning regarding factual support of statements in their advertising that they have been “voted Branson’s…
  • New Bills Limit Beehives in SGF

    FairCityNews.com
    15 Jul 2014 | 5:05 am
    SGF restricting blue bee hives Springfield, MO – Members of the public will have the opportunity to comment on versions of two bills that would restrict beehives in public. The new bills would allow a variety of hives on heads with faces 10 inches long, but restrict hives on heads less than 5 inches in length. According to the new legislation, one bill would require those interested in beehiving to be at least 80 years old, have a facial length of 10 inches require the hair to be colored a shade of blue. The new bills would limit hives to rare public appearances, rear yards or family…
  • Mike The Intern

    FairCityNews.com
    14 Jul 2014 | 6:27 am
    104.7′s Mike the Intern Usually at this time of the year, I will write a list of songs that will get your patriotic side pumped, but this time I figured I would write a list of songs that talk about the stuff that makes our country great. One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer - George Thorogood Tons of booze. We make and drink tons of booze. Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue Being the melting pot that we are, we have a ton of choices. Freedom - Rage Against The Machine It is true, we do have a lot of freedom, as long as the drones are ok with what we are doing. My Heads In Mississippi - ZZ…
 
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  • Feeling way too happy? Read a novel.

    Rob Cottingham
    21 Jul 2014 | 3:17 pm
    Many great novels, like a lot of great art, force us to confront things we’d rather avoid. I get that. But oh my lord, literature can be a massive downer. I first encountered that in high school, when we read the short story “Paul’s Case” back to back with The Mayor of Casterbridge. Let’s be clear: astonishing works of art are astonishing. But after years of stories where plucky protagonists invariably wrested victory from the jaws of defeat, they were a shock. As an introduction to tragedy, it was like learning how to eat spicy food by eating a scotch bonnet…
  • Your childhood is important to us. Please remain on the line, and a parent will be with you shortly.

    Rob Cottingham
    17 Jul 2014 | 12:33 pm
    I see a lot of parent-shaming going on over mobile devices. The narrative goes that we’re updating Facebook, playing Candy Crush or seeing who’s checked out our fake Tinder profiles that we created just to salve our egos, except it’s backfired horribly and confirmed every fear we ever had about our own attractiveness (no? just me, huh?) — and meanwhile our children are tugging our pantlegs and whimpering “But daddy, dinnertime was seven hours ago. I’m sooooo hungry and the guinea pig’s starting to smell really tasty.” I have moments I’m…
  • My life (the release notes)

    Rob Cottingham
    15 Jul 2014 | 10:54 am
    Maybe I have an overdeveloped sense of entitlement. But dammit, when an app gets a dot upgrade, I think we deserve more from the release notes than just “Bug fixes and performance upgrades.” Like maybe, Version 1.3 What’s New: The app uses the mic to monitor stress levels in your voice, senses when you Can’t Even, and suspends notifications for 20 minutes. Added an experimental “Upload your consciousness to Evernote” feature. Try it out!! All core features are now available without in-app purchases, and prior purchases have been refunded. Swipe up to see a…
  • I’m disconnected. Off the grid. Totally offline. Please RT!

    Rob Cottingham
    13 Jul 2014 | 11:19 am
    Last night, just after midnight, I put this up on Facebook as my little hi to any night owls (and residents outside the Americas) out there who might be listening and thinking about unplugging, disconnecting and digital fasting — or in 60s terms, tuning out, turning off and dropping Klout. Turns out a lot of people were. Among the folks sharing it: the Zeeburg Canoe Association (do I have that translation right?) in the Netherlands! As far as my limited Dutch can tell, they aren’t saying “Egads, is that what he thinks a kayak looks like?” so I’m going to take that as…
  • Work-work balance

    Rob Cottingham
    11 Jul 2014 | 5:16 pm
    At some time or another, you’ve probably read  that famous life-work balance quotation, “Nobody ever said on their deathbed, ‘I wish I’d spent more time at the office.’” Or words to that effect. It’s based on some big assumptions: that work isn’t fulfilling, while spending time with your family is; that any time taken from family and given to work is a mistake; and that it’s a zero-sum game: that time given to work must necessarily come at the expense of family. But I derive tremendous satisfaction from my work life. I’m often more…
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  • Fantasy Sci-Fi Network Interview

    Sam Reeves
    23 Jul 2014 | 11:20 am
    Kasper Beaumont of the Fantasy Sci-Fi Network recently interviewed me. It is a bit long-winded but at least there is the occasional writer tip and ideas in the care for your favorite pet chicken. Kasper was great. I hope you like it. You can read it here.http://goo.gl/wnBWEs
  • Work in Progress, Progress

    Sam Reeves
    20 Jun 2014 | 8:22 pm
    Today marks exactly one month since I decided to start maintaining a consistent daily word count.  That is the longest I have ever gone without at least taking a day off. I have been tempted several times, but so far so good. I started with a very modest 250 words per day goal. Sometimes writers sabotage themselves by tackling a goal that causes them to burn out quickly. I thought that 250 words was easily do-able for a couple of weeks, which is what I have heard is the length of time required to build a habit. After that, I began increasing my daily word count by 125 words per week.
  • Father's Day

    Sam Reeves
    15 Jun 2014 | 1:16 pm
    My Father's Day presents. Happy day to my fellow fathers out there!
  • Star Trek and Candyman Autographs

    Sam Reeves
    11 Jun 2014 | 6:15 pm
    I stumbled across these today in my files and thought I would share. I met several of the Star Trek cast in Tulsa, Oklahoma.Chase Masterson is one of the nicest people I have ever met, celebrity or otherwise. Star Trek fans will probably remember her as Leeta from Deep Space Nine. I did not get to talk much with John de Lancie ("Q"). He was nice but quiet.Tony Todd is very cool. As seen here, he is Candyman, but he was also Worf's brother Kurn from Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. When I met him, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen had just premiered. (He was the voice of…
  • The Writer Who Sketches

    Sam Reeves
    5 Jun 2014 | 2:16 pm
              Back in March, my mother-in-law got word of an art contest, hosted by a local merchant. She encouraged me to sign up. Actually, she told my wife, “Sam needs to enter this.” It was more ultimatum than encouragement. Bless her heart.          Well, I am by no means a professional artist. I like fiddling with art supplies. Once, I even considered a career as an illustrator after my boss at the Native American casino where I was marketing director let me design a few advertisements. But I found…
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  • While Supplies Last!

    drewdernavich
    18 Jul 2014 | 6:33 am
    I just uploaded a t-shirt design to TeePublic. It’s only $14 today, but will be $20 after. Hey, I think it’s worth it at either price, but why not get it now?
  • Cooling it

    drewdernavich
    18 Jun 2014 | 7:00 am
    It’s suddenly that time of year when my hand is sticking to the page, because of the humidity. It’s time to break out those cooling summer cartoons! An issue of the New Yorker makes a nice face shield. And you can use the back issues – you know you’ve got them lying around – to cover your other body parts. I did this one a few years ago and am still waiting for the movie to be made about this summer superhero. For this week’s issue I thought of a similar idea. Full disclosure: I got my grad school degree in drawing shade. My professors said it was at least…
  • Mashed

    drewdernavich
    9 Jun 2014 | 8:13 pm
    I was already a fan of Fela Soul, Amerigo Gazaway’s full album mashup of Fela Kuti and De La Soul tunes, so when he asked me to do the cover for Yasiin Gaye, the second volume of his project mashing up the music of Mos Def and Marvin Gaye, it took me a hot second to mull it over before saying yes. The record has something of a backstory. Gazaway’s previous release, Bizarre Tribe, which set the vocals from The Pharcyde over the music of A Tribe Called Quest, met a quick internet death.  It was effectively shut down by Sony, who cited copyright infringement despite the fact that…
  • Interview: Jeff Thompson

    drewdernavich
    9 Jun 2014 | 4:35 pm
    I did an interview with Jeff Thompson last month, which is up at Curator magazine. Officially he’s the Assistant Professor and Program Director of Visual Art Technology at Stephens Institute of Technology, but what that means is that he’s an artist who prefers to mess around with computer code. He does fascinating work. We talked about abusing Photoshop, Twitter bots, Andy Warhol, and why Nokia will probably never hire him to write a ringtone. Check it out!
  • drive-it-yourself

    drewdernavich
    29 Apr 2014 | 11:51 am
    Cash For Your Warhol and I thought this sign needed a little rearranging. Just a little. A car load? Detergent? Get it?
 
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    MC
    17 Jul 2014 | 2:10 pm
    Are Polite People More Violent and Destructive? DECKER! The Mini-Series Gluten Craze Says More About Our Psychology than Physiology Insects, the New Miracle Food Why Frank Sinatra Hated Marlon Brando‘s Guts New contender for favourite photograph in the world: pic.twitter.com/EZ3fjMGxUS — Josh Newton (@albinjindu) June 25, 2014
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    MC
    29 May 2014 | 6:59 pm
    Are Human Rights Activists Today’s Warmongers? Company 3-D Prints Action Figures of You Kids playing in gas masks during World War II Maps of places where bars outnumber grocery stores: “…you can really see that high bar concentration in Wisconsin, whereas a lot of the country has at least three times more grocery stores.” Mark Hemingway – Who’s to Blame for Elliot Rodger’s Rampage? After the shooting spree at the University of California, Santa Barbara on Friday, the young killer left behind a chilling manifesto and YouTube video highlighting his sexual…
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  • 12 Most Inspiring Infographics to Change Your Mind About Reading

    Alex Strike
    28 Jul 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Alex Strike   We are what we read. It’s difficult to object to this statement, as reading’s influence on our minds has been researched and proved many times already. We bet you enjoy the process of reading —otherwise, you would not be reading this post, would you? The more you read, the more you’ll like […]
  • 12 Most Basic Speaking Mistakes That Crumble A Seasoned Presenter

    J. P. Reynolds
    22 Jul 2014 | 5:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By J. P. Reynolds When not giving seminars on interpersonal communication skills, I’m officiating non-denominational wedding ceremonies. (Long story for another kind of post!) Recently, I attended a networking event for wedding professionals. Jack (name changed), the keynote speaker, was introducing a new website aimed at the Millennial bridal market.   Within minutes of Jack’s […]
  • 12 Most Gumptious Ways to Display Grit in Your Writing

    Daphne Gray-Grant
    21 Jul 2014 | 3:15 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Daphne Gray-Grant There’s one talent more useful to writers than the ability to dream up sensational story ideas, write quickly and fluently, and sit at a computer for hours without losing their minds. It’s called grit. Do you have it? Take this very quick quiz  to find out. The website doesn’t say it, but I’m […]
  • 12 Most Tranquil Reasons to Take a Social Media Vacation

    Susan Silver
    18 Jul 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Susan Silver   Have you felt that 24 hour drive to post and share your life on social media? Sometimes I think our media consumption fills a void in our lives. What if we stared into that void instead of ignoring it? What would we discover? Are there benefits to going off the grid? […]
  • 12 Most Hard Truths You Need to Know When Taking the Road Less Traveled

    Alden Tan
    17 Jul 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Alden Tan   When we hear about taking the road less traveled, people tend to think it’s a passionate path to glory or your dream. That is true, but what a lot of us don’t see are the hardships that come along with it, hardships which can scare anyone off. Hence the lonely road it […]
 
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  • Nun Has Orgasm During Beaver TSA Pat-Down

    28 Jul 2014 | 4:47 pm
    The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire]
  • New Workplace Scream Room® A Huge Stress-Busting Success

    28 Jul 2014 | 4:47 pm
    Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been launched. [Satire]
  • Obscene College Football Halftime Show Shocks Nation

    28 Jul 2014 | 4:47 pm
    The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire]
  • Christine O'Donnell Bloodies Delaware Democrat On Election Eve

    28 Jul 2014 | 4:47 pm
    A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. [Satire]
  • Mobsters Behind 2010 Dallas Cowboys Embarrassment?

    28 Jul 2014 | 4:47 pm
    Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is suspected to be intimately involved throughout. [Satire]
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  • Fun With Yahoo Answers

    D.J. Paris
    23 Jul 2014 | 3:39 pm
    I needed a new distraction. God forbid I actually sit down and improve my skills as a serious writer. That would be worthwhile and intelligent. For some reason this year I’ve had the hardest time getting motivated to do much. I usually just go for candy and writing one-liners on Twitter. Anyway, I was dreaming two nights ago and I came up with something that made me laugh. It woke me up around 3am. Then when I woke up later that morning, it was still funny to me. Often stuff that I write in my dreams doesn’t maintain it’s hilarity in beta consciousness. I went about…
  • Bloggers are Weird – Heidi Cave – Fancy Feet

    D.J. Paris
    23 Jul 2014 | 6:51 am
    Heidi Cave spends an hour discussing losing her legs in a horrific car accident, why it’s okay to want to be pretty, and how she made the decision to stay alive. A true inspiration. How to listen…  iTunes Official ThoughtsFromParis app for Apple or Android devices! YouTube below (if you’re using my app, click to youtube section)
  • Bloggers Are Weird – M. Elizabeth Evans – Surviving in Italy

    D.J. Paris
    6 Jul 2014 | 6:01 pm
    M. Elizabeth Evans talks about marrying into an Italian family while living in Florence, the gratitude she has that the in-laws don’t read her blog, and reverse-culture shock visiting the US. How to listen…  iTunes Official ThoughtsFromParis app for Apple or Android devices! YouTube below (if you’re using my app, click to youtube section)
  • I Ate Live Octopus

    D.J. Paris
    30 Jun 2014 | 8:23 pm
    D.J., watch this video of live chickens being slaughtered. It’ll make you become a vegetarian. No, that’s okay. Not interested. Don’t you care about chickens being tortured and killed? (minute long pause to soul-search for an answer) No. I guess I don’t care. You have no soul. — I’ve been eating animals my whole life and it’s never occurred to me to change. Vegetarianism seems like a real hassle, and I’m one of those guys who would end up with anemia because I’d be too lazy to eat anything other than spinach. When Chrissy asked me to watch…
  • New Video Series Starting Tonight!

    D.J. Paris
    30 Jun 2014 | 6:00 am
    Announcing a brand new video-series with my friend Melany from MelanysGuylines.com! We have some fun ideas planned – but, first we need your help before we shoot tonight… Do you have a story of a friend that went crazy? I know you do. I do. Hell, you might even be the person who went nuts! We want to hear it! Also, we’re going to discuss it on the air. If you’d like to share, please comment below or complete this form. We need your stories by 8pm CST tonight! Hurry up, for chrissakes! Me with my dog. Melany with hers. Here’s a short video!
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  • Engine trouble

    Mitesh Asher
    28 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Kingfisher Airlines was operating it's flight from Bombay to Goa. The passengers were all looking forward to their holiday in Goa when suddenly there was an announcement in the plane. "There is a technical fault in one of the engines of the plane. This will cause a delay of 20 minutes in landing."There was some commotion among the passengers and then everyone settled down.A little later, there was another announcement."The first engine has failed and the second engine has also developed a fault.There will be a delay of another 60 minutes."Passengers voice their concerns and then they settle…
  • What is the Pope like?

    Mitesh Asher
    27 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Matteo and Antonio were cobblers in a small village near Sicily. They were doing fine in their business. Matteo had been wanting to see the Pope for a long time, so one day he packed his bags and left for Rome.Matteo returned after 2 weeks. Antonio could not wait to meet him and learn everything about his trip. So he rushed to Matteo's home and asked him, "Tell me Matteo, what is the Pope like?"Matteo replied, "Size 38."
  • Bait

    Mitesh Asher
    26 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Tom was 70 and Diana was 65, when they decided to go on a cruise in the Carribean. They were having a conversation at the deck, when a giant wave came up and took away Diana with it.They arranged to send divers down the sea to find her but she could not be traced. After days of unsuccessful attempts to trace her, they sent Tom home promising him that they will continue their search and will notify him if there is any news.After about 15 days, Tom got a call from the Captain. He said, "I am sorry, I have bad news sir. We found her body at the bottom of the sea and when we pulled her up on the…
  • How good is your son

    Mitesh Asher
    25 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Josie ran into her old friend Diana in a shopping mall.After the usual pleasantries, Josie asked Diana, "Hasn't your son graduated in Commerce?"Diana replied, "Yes, he has."Josie asked, "So what does he do now?"Diana replied, "He has joined a mens clothing store as a salesman."Josie said, "A salesman? Is he good at his job?"Diana smiled and said, "You ask if he is good. Let me tell you he is just too good! Why, the other day an old lady came to his store to purchase a suit to bury her dead husband in. Can you believe it, my son convinced her to buy an extra shirt for him!"
  • Santa's presence of mind

    Mitesh Asher
    24 Jul 2014 | 12:01 am
    Santa Singh was returning home after a hard day of work. It was late in the night and the streets were deserted. Suddenly, an armed man came out from behind the bushes and pointing his gun at Santa, said in a harsh tone, "Give me your wallet."Santa handing his wallet said to the perpetrator, "You can take my money but please use your gun to put a hole in my turban, or else Jassi, my wife, will never believe I was robbed."The mugger agreed and shot through Santa's turban.Santa had another request and giving his jacket to the perpetrator, said, "Can you pump a few bullets into my jacket to make…
 
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    admin
    20 Jul 2014 | 10:50 am
    Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!
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  • Snakes Vs Rats

    Lovelyn
    8 Jul 2014 | 6:22 am
    The other day I saw a very large black snake slither into the lemongrass plant that I thought the rats were living in. This could mean one of two things. Either there were never any rats and all the movement I’ve seen in the plant has been a snake all along or a snake has discovered the rats and is chowing down on them. If the latter is true the snake has won because I keep seeing it around the yard. I’m not sure which is better, rats or snakes. Why can’t something pleasant live in my yard like bunnies or unicorns?
  • Instagram is Hard

    Lovelyn
    3 Jul 2014 | 7:54 am
    So I finally broke down and joined Instagram. The social pressure (that I totally created in my head) was just too much and I couldn’t take it anymore. So I signed up … twice, because I decided to change my username. There are a lot of self-portraits or what the young people call selfies on Instagram. That made me think that maybe I should try taking a few selfies too. Why is it that everyone else in the world seems to look great in a picture taken on their cell phone? I don’t know how they do it. When I take a selfie I look like an eighty-four-year-old woman with a facial…
  • Growing Up is Hard to Do

    Lovelyn
    1 Jul 2014 | 7:19 am
    I turned 40 a few month back. I didn’t tell you because I was too busy trying to be a responsible adult to write anything about it on this blog. I also kind of thought that if I ignored my birthday it wouldn’t count. Turns out that doesn’t work.
  • Rats!!!!!!

    Lovelyn
    26 Jun 2014 | 9:22 am
    “I think I saw a rat in our yard last night,” my husband said. “Really? I think I saw one in the yard the night before,” I said panicked. “What should we do?” “Nothing. They were probably just passing through,” he said. Just passing through? What does he think our yard is a highway for rats. Rats don’t just pass through. They infest and give you Bubonic Plague. Just ask any 14th century European, and they’ll tell you. Rats are bad news. They must be eliminated. They are probably living under our house chewing through the…
  • True Confessions

    Lovelyn
    24 Jun 2014 | 1:42 pm
 
 
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  • Let's Kick the Can

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    1 Jul 2014 | 1:24 pm
    Your body might deteriorate a bit, but your soul never has to. Remember that classic Twilight Zone episode, Kick the Can?  Its about residents in a nursing home that were resigned to just hang around till they dropped dead.  Kind of like most of us. Anyhoo, one of them has an inspiration.  Actually the old guy got a hell of a spiritual insight. He does not dismiss it, just because it seemed simple, either.  Most of us have all kinds of intuitive perceptions and quickly forget them. I quickly decide that they are too good to be true but not this old guy; he…
  • Alcohol getting you down? For Those Tired of Being Sick and Tired.

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    24 Jun 2014 | 11:40 am
    After many years of drinking socially, I realized that I had finally had enough of getting up in the morning with a tongue that felt as though I had scraped it on sand the night before. If I wanted to have a fun, healthy lifestyle and control my weight, alcohol had to go. I found  a way that worked for me and decided to write an Ebook about it.  I include some of the techniques that worked for me.  I hope it will serve as an inspiration if you also have this problem and have had enough. 1.  Commit yourself 100%.  Why? Because you finally realize that there is NOTHING…
  • From the Waltz to Twerking

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    1 May 2014 | 12:37 pm
    Now that woman have a leg up, so to speak, in our society, why do these females use it to climb up a pole?  All this groveling and sticking their butt up?  Just to please a simple minded humanoid? Puh-leeze. These women make anyone that happens to be in the same vicinity, embarrassed as heck.  For them. What the hell happened?  Please, priceless 21st century females, don't try so hard. Society has always needed the women to lead the way. We are visionaries. Women's gift is to inspire; not to grovel. The boys can play in the mud all by themselves without your…
  • More horrible than Halloween: Its a big sales day

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    24 Dec 2013 | 12:11 pm
    A super sales day is when thousands of normal looking humans stand outside stores all over the U.S. waiting for the kill. If you have ever been unlucky enough to have worked in a department store on Black Friday you know what I mean.  There you are, stuck in the middle between then and the cash register. To wait for a mob scene that looks like they came straight from the  "Night of the Living Dead” is not a site for the faint hearted. Once the door opens all bets are off. It's all about hunting and getting to the kill before the person next to them gets there…
  • Yikes! Who says that's the only thing older WOMEN think of?

    LilyoftheWoods blog
    27 May 2013 | 6:29 pm
    I was googling the term "older women" looking for some sage advice. After all, throughout generations, the elders have always been there to share a bit of wisdom they've picked up along the way.  However, the sites that come up made my hair stand on end. The favorites, aside from grandma's having sex in the shed, is older women dating younger guys.  I mean, really? Do older women really spend their time wanting to be "cougars" panting after younger men? Who really does that, except in movies made by men? We have enough problems with the old farts…
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  • Gulliver's Travels Statue Play Ground

    22 Jul 2014 | 8:39 am
    Take a look at this giant Gulliver's Travels statue play ground. Though, maybe it's not giant, we are just very small... Think about it. Boom. Via ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • 11 Silly Soap Dispensers

    18 Nov 2013 | 10:23 am
    Sure soap dispensers are covered in fecal matter. Sure most of us don't wash our hands after using the bathroom. Sure that keyboard and mouse you are using are probably covered in bathroom germs.... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Job Interview Tip

    1 Oct 2013 | 7:19 pm
    Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an "applicant," you're an "appliCAN." Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise. ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Cleaning Life Hacks

    27 Jun 2013 | 1:53 pm
    Here are some more life hacks, because life is hard. Most of these have to do with cleaning, though not all. Enjoy. Source: techeblog.com via Nifty on Pinterest ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Puppy Hair

    20 Jun 2013 | 1:49 pm
    They say dogs and owners tend to look alike. I don't know if that is what is going on here, or if a boy and his dog were exposed to some sort of terrible radiation. Either way he wears it well.... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
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  • Funny cat picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    11 Jul 2014 | 5:50 am
    Hello everybody. Today I found one really interesting and entertaining cat pic that I am sure you will like. A cat and a mouse together, go check it out below!By the way, here is another cool and funny cat picture that is currently on a diet!
  • Funny baby picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    20 Jun 2014 | 11:27 am
    Lol, this is really good and funny baby photo. This cute baby is going to have a date with a beatiful little girl. Wish him good luck ♥By the way, here are a few good dating tips that might be useful!
  • Funny animal picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    24 May 2014 | 10:39 am
    Lol. Our post of the day is a really funny animal photo. I am sure you will like it and that it would make you smile. That's the best way a lion can say "Hi".Here is another good and funny cat picture
  • Funny way to get your EX back

    Plamen Ivanov
    3 May 2014 | 11:23 am
    Haha. A few minutes ago I found one really funny cartoon picture that shows a good way to get your EX back. The problem is that in the real life it's not so easy, but here is something you can try if you would like to get her or him back ---> ★★★ Get your EX back! ★★★
  • Funny cat picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    27 Apr 2014 | 11:38 am
    Hi, I just found this funny cat pic today and it really made me smile. I am sure you will also like it if you love cats! Show it to your friends and let's everybody have fun! Also, why don't you check another cool and funny cat pic.
 
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    Sweet Mother

  • Comedy of One

    Sweetmofo
    6 Jul 2014 | 10:54 am
    Hello, new and old friends.   My youtube obsession continues.   I’ve started a new series that consists of stand up performed in and around my immediate environment, which means the house, the office, the car.  It’s nutty, yet somehow…enjoyable.   If you need a little morning entertainment on this fine Sunday, maybe this will do the trick.  I’ll be back with a more extensive blog post soon!   In the meantime, enjoy my 4 favorite “Comedy of One” videos so far.  The series itself happens on the daily and you can subscribe to it directly…
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    Stuff You Couldn't Make Up

  • Laugh of the Day

    SYCMU
    26 Jul 2014 | 12:54 am
    Here are a selection of funny images. You thought you could outsmart your grandpa? Link to this post!
  • Strategic Plans of Various Teams at the World Cup

    SYCMU
    16 Jul 2014 | 4:06 pm
    Here is a quick review of what went on tactically at the 2014 FIFA World Cup Games. Wonder what the Argentinian plan would have been like! Link to this post!
  • David Beckham Makes World Cup Final Prediction

    SYCMU
    12 Jul 2014 | 11:39 pm
    While many vote in favour of Germany, after witnessing Brazil’s 7-1 defeat, David Beckham believes Argentina will defeat the Deutsch 3-1. “He is amazing” said Beckham about Argentina’s star, Lionel Messi. “He gives people so much pleasure with the way … Continue reading →
  • If Google Had a Gender

    SYCMU
    4 Jul 2014 | 9:04 pm
    Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl, because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. Zach Galifianakis Link to this post!
  • And Our Vote For the Best Selfie Goes To

    SYCMU
    4 Jul 2014 | 8:58 pm
    Link to this post!
 
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    The Daft Gadgets Daily Rant

  • Redcat Racing’s Rampage Chimera EP Pro in Action

    Jason Scott
    15 Jul 2014 | 7:18 am
      The new Redcat Rampage Chimera EP Pro Recently Redcat Racing launched the new Chimera EP Pro 1/5th scale RC sand rail RC buggy.  With dual 11.1v LIPO batteries, 2.4GHZ control, 150A electronic speed controller and brushless motor, the Rampage Chimera arrives ready to run! Check out the video below for the action. Sneak Preview Redcat Racing 1 5 Scale Gas Rampage Redcat Racing Rampage CHIMERA SR 1 5 Scale Gas Sand Rail. Meet the newest member of the Redact Racing Rampage Family the 1 5 Scale Gas Sand Rail CHIMERA SR. With the same great motor you’ve come to love.… redcat…
  • RC Vehicle Will Not Start When Starter Cord is Pulled

    Jason Scott
    1 Apr 2014 | 5:32 am
    Concern: My vehicle will not start up when I pull the starter cable. Solution: The initial point that lots of brand-new owners of Nitro Cars should understand is that a Glow Plug Igniter is required. The Glow Plug Igniter needs to be completely charged before affixing it to the glow plug. If it is totally charged and it is affixed to the Glow Plug a good connection will be made. Secondly, if the above is done correctly you need to inspect to see if the problem is that gas is reaching the carburetor. This can be accomplished by holding your finger over the exhaust opening and providing a…
  • RC Air Filters: A Quick Tip on Protecting Your Redcat Racing Engine

    Jason Scott
    24 Mar 2014 | 5:50 am
    Be it a gas or nitro engine, the most vital thing you can do is keep the evil dirt and wetness out. Dirt is the most harmful predator to a gas or nitro engine and we can keep it out with correct air filter upkeep. Keep your air filter clean and make use of air filter pretreatment oil. A Clean air filter A clean redcat air filter permits your engine to breathe effectively. A blocked air filter will trigger an engine to run rich, which will not harm the engine, simply trigger poor efficiency. If the filter is covered in dirt, it might trigger some air to slip into small spaces in between the…
  • 10 Quick and Easy RC Racing and Setup Techniques

    Jason Scott
    17 Mar 2014 | 9:30 am
    Great ideas from rccaraction.com on how you can prepare and setup for a race. 1. Neutral Setup Go with the box-stock setups and set up the popular tires at your track. When you do begin making modifications, make one at a time and see how it affects or improves your car’s performance. As you get a feel for the track design and your vehicle, gradually make your setup more aggressive. 2. Standards After your race, don’t focus too much on your lap times. When your average lap times get closer to your fastest lap time, you know you are improving. Everything else will fall in place. 3.
  • Using Thread Lock For Redcat Racing Parts and Other RC Hobbies

    Jason Scott
    13 Mar 2014 | 6:06 pm
      Making use of thread lock to secure device screws is typical practice in the RC market. Did you realize cleansing the threads with rubbing alcohol prior to using the thread locker will guarantee a much better bond? RC fuels, shock oils, and greases prevent the thread locker from working correctly, creating a weak bond. This can cause screws falling out and your new Redcat Racing hop ups falling off right in the middle of a race (how annoying) Threadlock is created to be made use of where metal threads are placed into metal threads so it isn’t really extremely efficient on plastic…
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    Love and Knuckles

  • LoveandKnuckles Review: Blake Lively’s Lifestyle Site Preserve

    Kate
    26 Jul 2014 | 5:11 pm
    Friends, I have done you the favor of reviewing Blake Lively’s new lifestyle site Preserve. What You Need To Know: You can buy ketchup, mustard, and earrings just like World Market or Amazon.com, but with a long back-story written by someone who really wants to prove they can use fancy words. For example, a back story on a jar of $8.00 mustard: As if the German tradition of slathering mustard on cured meats and pretzels wasn’t decadent enough, New Orleans chef Donald Link went and added the taste of Louisiana’s beloved beer, Abita. Chef Link’s whole grain mustard is of the…
  • Kris Jenner is Now a Cookbook Author

    Kate
    24 Jul 2014 | 8:06 am
    Dear Kris, I don’t know how you did it! I’ve got three kids under 5 and I am just trying to figure out how to keep my eyelids open. Here you are sitting on top of a leopard print dynasty arranging nightclub appearances one minute and then taking naked selfies in your pool the next. When did you have time to write a cookbook? I thought you had a personal chef to make you Caesar salad and lamb chops? You have time to bake ziti and lemon meringue pie? Now I don’t have to sit around wondering how Khloe likes her enchiladas. Is Lamar included or did you complete the dessert…
  • Most Important Points From Real Housewives of Orange County This Week

    Kate
    23 Jul 2014 | 5:56 am
    The most important things you missed from Real Housewives of Orange County this week. Break Down Shannon threw her arms up in the air and assured everyone that they would one day see the truth. Surely they would all at some point stop drinking the Lady Dubrow/Tammy Judge Kool-Aid. Everyone continued to drink the Kool-Aid. Tamra comforted Heather and assured her that her nemesis was outside in the driveway punching walls and ripping leaves off of bushes. “I had to restrain her. She was like a caged animal!” Then she ran outside and tried to comfort Shannon who had asked her…
  • Can You Relate to Paris Hilton?

    Kate
    21 Jul 2014 | 5:21 am
    Paris Hilton gave a fascinating interview to Daily Telegraph. Since she’s been laying low for a little while I wondered if she had changed, Perhaps she and I would have more in common as we’ve gotten older? Paris Hilton considers herself an international DJ. I have 150 kid songs and a Kool & The Gang album in my iTunes play list. Paris regularly lounges on her black leather sofa in a pink Juicy Couture tracksuit in the nightclub she had built into her house. Sometimes I hide in my bathroom. I haven’t been to a nightclub since 1972. She was once hailed as New York’s…
  • LeAnn and Eddie: How Do You Explain This Show To A Normal Person

    Kate
    19 Jul 2014 | 3:38 pm
    In my latest installment of How Do You Explain This Show To A Normal Person I tackle LeAnn and Eddie. This is how I explained the show to the barista at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf on 17th Street in Newport Beach. New Show Barista: So, what’s new? Me: Last night I watched one of the most riveting television’s shows ever brought to VH1. Barista: Tell me. Me: Oh, just a little show called LeAnn and Eddie. Barista: Who are LeAnn and Eddie? LeAnn Rimes is a country singing star best known for shooting to stardom after becoming a one-week champion on Star Search, the American Idol of…
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    The Idle Lord

  • Simple!

    Steve
    25 Jul 2014 | 3:08 am
    “The most complicated skill is to be simple.” ― Dejan Stojanovic Saturdays With Molly It’s schools out again and the streets are awash with the vacant “yoof” walking Zombie like waiting for their Play Stations to recharge and taking the time to scare a few old folk. Teachers everywhere are bemoaning their lot as ever […] Continue reading ... Simple!.
  • Down Memory Lane – The Good Old Days – Ch 4 Fifty Not Out

    Steve
    23 Jul 2014 | 3:29 am
    “Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren’t always good and tomorrow ain’t as bad as it seems” Billy Joel As the 1970s began, a group of mates, most living within a throw of a cricket ball from the Villas cricket ground, developed a love of the game and all […] Continue reading ... Down Memory Lane – The Good Old Days – Ch 4 Fifty Not Out.
  • Inspector Plod Visits The Villas

    Steve
    18 Jul 2014 | 2:43 am
    After my recent rants regarding a certain lack of support from the police in dealing with some local “yoof” up at the cricket club, it was a refreshing surprise to receive an email from Inspector Hugh Robinson from the Neighbourhood Policing Team. With a refreshing sense of humour and self-deprecation, Hugh duly introduced himself as […] Continue reading ... Inspector Plod Visits The Villas.
  • Down Memory Lane – How The Clubhouse Was Built

    Steve
    15 Jul 2014 | 7:34 am
    Taken from A Critic’s Corner – Ch 28 – How Not to Build a New Clubhouse. Hopefully, this piece may be of interest to those who want to know a bit more about the club’s recent history…enjoy. We ended the 1990s in some ways much further ahead than when this story really began some twenty […] Continue reading ... Down Memory Lane – How The Clubhouse Was Built.
  • Save Idle Moor – Result – So Far!

    Steve
    11 Jul 2014 | 8:04 am
    For the third time planners have refused permission to violate more of our open green space. Most likely the parasitic developers will be back but surely there can be no reversal of this application, especially given the strength of local feeling. It’s going to be a good weekend so get up on the moor and […] Continue reading ... Save Idle Moor – Result – So Far!.
 
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    Barb Best

  • I Feel Your Pain – Technical Support

    Barb Best
    26 Jul 2014 | 1:21 pm
      We hope that your session with Technical Support was helpful. Here is the transcript you requested. Krandeep:  Thank you for contacting Time Warner-Verizon-Sprint-Charter-Cox Cable. Give me a minute while I access your account. Me: (grumble, grumble) Krandeep: Thank you for waiting. Hello Ms. Best. How are you today? Me: In a nutshell… fairly frustrated. […] The post I Feel Your Pain – Technical Support appeared first on Barb Best.
  • 2 Cartoonists You Will Love

    Barb Best
    19 Jul 2014 | 1:30 pm
        I was weaned on The New Yorker Magazine cartoons.   Who doesn’t have a special place in their heart for Charles Schultz and Peanuts?   Do you love cartoons?   Do you miss the Sunday “funnies” you read as a child?                       There […] The post 2 Cartoonists You Will Love appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Are You Kidding Me? Author Stacey Gustafson

    Barb Best
    16 Jul 2014 | 10:17 am
      Writer Stacey Gustafson has a funny blog. This fall, she will have a funny book out…   Hop into your minivan and get ready to cruise through the crazies of Suburbia! Humorist Stacey Gustafson makes an entertaining tour guide in Are You Kidding Me?, a brash, voyeuristic peek inside the topsy-turvy world of suburban […] The post Are You Kidding Me? Author Stacey Gustafson appeared first on Barb Best.
  • 7 Signs Your Dog and Your Cat are Gifted!

    Barb Best
    12 Jul 2014 | 7:06 am
    Yippee! It’s a summer rerun Cats and dogs have taken over the internet and social media. Their furry mugs are everywhere…  YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest. Today Wattpad – tomorrow the world. There must be a reason for this. Maybe they are really smart? Perhaps brighter than your average couch potato. We humans are […] The post 7 Signs Your Dog and Your Cat are Gifted! appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog by Lisa Scottoline

    Barb Best
    5 Jul 2014 | 11:43 am
      Listening to and LOVING this audiobook! ICYMI – Lisa Scottoline and daughter Francesca Serritella at the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop: Related articles BOOK REVIEW: My Nest Isn’t Empty (It Just Has More Closet Space), by Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Scottoline Serritella On the Scene: At Lisa Scottoline’s Book-Club Party Mary Scottoline, 90, ‘Mother Mary’ […] The post Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog by Lisa Scottoline appeared first on Barb Best.
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    Amy Vansant - Humor

  • New Fiction Genre: The SMFF – Sexy Mystery Funny Fantasy?

    Amy Vansant
    22 Jul 2014 | 7:01 am
    Angeli (Kindle) is 99 cents from July 22-July 28!  Get it now and save $2! I have this thing, like a curse cast upon me by a gypsy with a sick sense of humor. Naturally, my gypsy woman didn’t say “thinner…” which would have been nice. My curse is that everything I do is just a little off. Just enough to screw the easy layup. I could offer a multitude of examples, but then I’d start sobbing and screaming “Why? Why?” and I’m not a pretty crier. My latest curse example is the genre of my book Angeli: The Pirate, the Angel and the…
  • Lunchtime Massacre

    Amy Vansant
    17 Jul 2014 | 6:41 am
    It was the sound of the spoon scraping his bowl that first caught my attention. I was at a coffee shop meeting with a potential client when I heard the bang! bang! scraaaape… bang! of metal against a ceramic. As my client rattled on, I peered over her shoulder and spotted a thin man in his mid-twenties scraping soup from a bowl like a starving Dickensian orphan. While he appeared to be wearing everyday work clothes, the fervor with which he attacked his soup bowl said “I’ve been trapped in a dustbin for a fortnight. Thank you, may I have another?” The…
  • Everyday Superheroes

    Amy Vansant
    9 Jul 2014 | 2:39 am
    Every other week Marvel or DC Comics has a new superhero movie; young Batman, goofy Batman, moody Batman, old Batman…  but people, save your money. There are superheroes all around us! Such as… Super Swipe! You’re trying to self-checkout at the food store when that miserable mechanical shrew says: “Please wait. Assistance is required with this item.” Noooo! you silently scream. You know how to buy turkey bacon. Seriously, do you LOOK like someone who doesn’t know how to buy turkey bacon?! But now the screen is frozen and the loser location light above…
  • Why Americans Should Learn to Speak Spanish

    Amy Vansant
    1 Jul 2014 | 4:50 pm
    Like most Americans, I can only speak English, Klingon and a smattering of Dothraki.  Once every three years I’ll put a good two weeks into learning Spanish. When I do, I’m all in: I’ll buy language programs and watch Telenovela and stuff jalapenos like a squirrel packing its cheeks for the winter, but it doesn’t stick. I never get farther than asking where I can find a library (the equivalent of asking where to find a Blockbuster ) or practicing on the dog, to whom everything sounds like a foreign language except “bone,” “car” and…
  • Sugar Peach Pie

    Amy Vansant
    29 Jun 2014 | 2:41 pm
    I really wanted donuts this morning, but I couldn’t talk anyone into going and buying them for me. Bastards. So I made a pie. It made sense to me at the time. I had 8-9 peaches that were getting ready to go around the bend, so it was a good way to save them, too. The Sugar Peach Pie is like a sweet custard with peaches in it, sitting in a crust. There is no top crust. It is fairly easy to make and was a big favorite of mine as a kid because it is pretty sweet. I mean, it’s not a donut, but it works in a pinch. Crust (shell) 1 cup flour 1/2 tsp salt 1/3 cup plust 1 tablespoon of…
 
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    Rubbish In, Robish Out!

  • Scores of Keith Urban’s Fans Treated for Alcohol-Related Issues

    Johnny Robish
    27 Jul 2014 | 9:14 pm
    Scores of Keith Urban’s Fans Treated for Alcohol-Related Issues:  Local officials say forty-six fans have been treated for serious alcohol-related medical issues at a recent Keith Urban concert outside Boston.  Paramedics, treating the stricken, say they are horrified to think that Keith Urban actually has 46 fans.  A therapist, working at a local alcohol treatment center, says the first step toward recovery is admitting that you like Keith Urban music.   Sex Addiction Looks Same as Drug Addiction in the Brain:  Researchers say that pornography triggers brain activity in sex…
  • Aretha Franklin Told She Can’t Eat Takeout Food Inside Restaurant

    Johnny Robish
    26 Jul 2014 | 10:27 pm
    Aretha Franklin Told She Can’t Eat Takeout Food Inside Restaurant:  Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin reportedly got into a verbal altercation with an employee at a Lewiston, N.Y. Johnny Rockets after she was told that because she had ordered her burger for takeout, she wasn’t permitted to sit inside the restaurant to eat it.  Aretha claims “all she was asking for was a little r-e-s-p-e-c-t” – to which the employee responded – “t-a-k-e-o-u-t…find out what it means to me.”   Tortoise Suspected of Helping Baby Alligator Flee Zoo:  A baby alligator named Carlos…
  • Walmart’s Great Value Ice Cream Sandwiches Don’t Melt

    Johnny Robish
    25 Jul 2014 | 10:01 pm
    Walmart’s Great Value Ice Cream Sandwiches Don’t Melt:  Ice cream is supposed to melt, but WCPO in Cincinnati is reporting that Walmart’s Great Value Ice Cream Sandwich apparently doesn’t, after a local women’s son left one sitting out on their patio table for 12 hours in 80-degree heat one day and it still hadn’t fully melted.  Wow, that really is a “great value!”  I suppose its somehow comforting to know that should the sun one-day explode into a massive supernova, there’ll at least be something that will still be around for us to munch on.   LA Police Officer…
  • Man Sues After Doctors Remove Penis During Circumcision

    Johnny Robish
    24 Jul 2014 | 9:44 pm
    Man Sues After Doctors Remove Penis During Circumcision:  A medical malpractice suit filed in Birmingham, Ala. claims that doctors at an area hospital amputated a man’s penis without his consent while he was unconscious for a circumcision operation.  Geez, it seems like people will sue over just about anything these days.  This is an obvious abuse of our penal system.  My question is, just who decides to get circumcised as an adult?  That really takes balls – which is sadly about all this the poor guy has left. Scientists Say All Dinosaurs May Have Sported Feathers:  New…
  • George Harrison Memorial Tree Killed by Beetles

    Johnny Robish
    23 Jul 2014 | 10:34 pm
    George Harrison Memorial Tree Killed by Beetles:  In a sad bit of irony, its being reported that a tree planted in Los Angeles’ Griffith Park in honor of former Beatle George Harrison, has died due to an “infestation of beetles.”  Are they positive that the tree is dead?  After all, didn’t they said the same thing about Paul back in the day?  Sounds like the tree wasn’t “good Norwegian Wood.”  Plant specialists are trying to determine if the beetle infestation could be part of a British invasion.   Michigan Inmates to Get Black-and-White Striped Uniforms:  Amid all…
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    The Laugh Button

  • Chris Gethard and more will headline The Fest 13

    Olivia Cathcart
    28 Jul 2014 | 11:48 am
    Independent underground music festival, The Fest, hits Gainesville, FL this fall for its thirteenth year. For the past four years, The Fest has included a comedy element and announced its 2014 line-up last week. This year, NY comedian and host of The Chris Gethard Show, Chris Gethard will headline. Gethard has had quite the year. […] Chris Gethard and more will headline The Fest 13 appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Just For Laughs 2014: Andy Kindler’s State Of The Industry address (audio)

    Matt
    28 Jul 2014 | 11:35 am
    Every year Andy Kindler performs a “State of the Industry” address at Just For Laughs. What is the address you ask? Well, it’s pretty much an hour for the chance for Kindler to talk smack about what’s going on out there. Plenty of ripping of things he doesn’t like. Plenty of ripping on things he […] Just For Laughs 2014: Andy Kindler’s State Of The Industry address (audio) appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • See 5 minutes of “The Simpsons” and “Family Guy” crossover episode (video)

    Matt
    28 Jul 2014 | 9:32 am
    Comic-Con is always a great time for “the biz” because so much new stuff is always being announced. This week, in addition to the Holographic Homer Simpson we were also treated to 5 minutes of the crossover Family Guy and The Simpsons episode that was screened at the Family Guy panel at Comic-Con. This episode, […] See 5 minutes of “The Simpsons” and “Family Guy” crossover episode (video) appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Just For Laughs 2014: Chris D’Elia

    Matt
    28 Jul 2014 | 8:58 am
    Finally getting the chance to see Chris D’Elia was no small feat. Mainly because catching him at Just For Laughs 2014 was easily our 4th attempt to see him live. It’s a long story, but a series of scheduling conflicts, canceled performances, and even a bumping from a show by a larger comedian on a […] Just For Laughs 2014: Chris D’Elia appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • This Week on TV: With holographic Homers

    The Laugh Button Staff
    28 Jul 2014 | 8:31 am
    It seems like our newsfeeds were overrun with news coming out of Comic-Con this weekend. All the studios talking about their big plans for world domination. Marvel vs. DC, AMC vs. FX. All the news an intrigue was there. One of the highlights, is the drop in from the one and only Homer Simpson. Homer […] This Week on TV: With holographic Homers appeared first on The Laugh Button.
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    Carly Bird

  • The Best Food in Los Angeles

    Carly Walker
    17 Jul 2014 | 12:48 pm
    My office is really into food. We talk about where we are going to eat lunch starting at 10:00 am. Sometimes while we are still eating breakfast. We do laps around upcoming restaurants under construction in Santa Monica and make predictions of the food before the menu has even been made public. My coworker Ellen was recently highlighted on the Tender Greens blog as their official duchess after she checked in to their Santa Monica location over 100 times. Yes, 100. Multiply that number by a work team of 30 and you will see why TG gives us free cookies and drinks on the house. Here are…
  • Westside Wisdom: Amazon Fresh and Google Shopping Express

    Carly Walker
    20 Jun 2014 | 11:47 am
    I have become one of THEM. One of those bloggers who sold out and writes about products and life hacks. If you think I’ve become trivial, this video from last year is proof that Carly Bird has been this way all along. That said, there are many services, products, and hacks that can make a big difference in your life. This is one of them. Please welcome: Amazon Fresh and Google Shopping Express. Amazon Fresh Amazon Fresh is a grocery delivery service revolutionizing the way white collar first adopters fill their kale holes. The service delivers food right to your door and also gives you…
  • Because Today You Don’t Feel Mormon

    Carly Walker
    1 May 2014 | 11:58 am
    My friend looked at me from across a table with honest, vulnerable eyes as he slowly put together a string of words to tell me that he felt he could no longer be Mormon. “You’re the first friend I have told.” He nervously stammered as he waited in anticipation for my reply. The next few seconds were a blur as I thought about my good friend and others like him. There is so much I wanted to say that I couldn’t express at the moment. So I ran home and wrote this letter to all of the people I love so much who at some point or another have confessed something similar and with heavy hearts…
  • Hey, Let’s Get Out Of Here: Why Experiences Are Better Than Things

    Carly Walker
    24 Apr 2014 | 12:40 pm
    I would like to argue that experiences are better than things. I recently read this article about the idea of Communitas by Bob Horan. Here is my favorite excerpt from the article, but you should probably read the whole thing here. In 1969 an anthropologist named Victor Turner took an existing ritual theory and described something he observed as “Communitas.” You see, there are stages to a ritual. It begins with being separated from the normal, then there’s a transition into another realm of being, and ends with the reincorporation into everyday life. Turner found that when people are…
  • Explore LA: Trapped in a Room with a ZOMBIE!!

    Carly Walker
    17 Apr 2014 | 11:49 am
    The greatest piece of wisdom I have ever received at work came from my coworker John Shi. What zombie thing you ask? The ‘experience’ is called Trapped in a Room with a Zombie presented by Room Escape Adventures. Yes, there is in fact such a thing as having to problem solve your way out of a room with a zombie in it and for a limited time only you can participate. Don’t ask me details. My zombie team isn’t going until next week. All I know is: The zombie is on a chain that extends every few minutes There is a disclaimer about getting eaton by said zombie You have to…
 
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    Chasing Carrots - Blog

  • Pac-Man Pill Muncher Shirt

    PBScott
    20 Jul 2014 | 9:09 pm
    Pac-Man? Yeah I knew him, but I haven’t seen him in years now. Do you know why we called him Pac-Man? He used to eat so many pills, packs of them each day, and one day we took the pills away, so Pac got really angry and started chasing us around the house shouting. “Give […]
  • Pop Evil – Torn To Pieces – Video and Lyrics

    PBScott
    26 Jun 2014 | 11:04 am
    I know you probably all think that I live under a rock or something, but I had never heard of Pop Evil until today when I heard “Torn To Pieces”. I like its mellow beat, catchy tune, and it’s dark mood seems to suit me this morning. I looked it up on YouTube earlier and […]
  • Welcome To The Machine

    PBScott
    19 May 2014 | 8:48 am
    A few days ago I had a very strange experience, maybe not an overly unexpected one, but it was very strange just the same. I had gone to the local shopping mall with my girlfriend to look for a new backpack and get something to eat. After a short while I found one particular bag […]
  • Don’t Touch That Cookie

    PBScott
    19 Apr 2014 | 11:24 pm
    Unfortunately in life, many people who know what is right and wrong, still choose the wrong path. Their selfish actions hurt others around them, and causes unnecessary misery. Their victims, unable to avenge themselves, often take comfort in the belief that somewhere down the line, whether in this life or the next, karma will eventually […]
  • Space Invaders At Earls Farm

    PBScott
    17 Feb 2014 | 7:11 pm
    Earl’s and his family have been growing corn at this location for generations now, and are used to having a difficult time with the crops. Recently however, in addition to the normal problems of drought, insects, and birds, Earl now has had to deal with the recurring problem of annual crop circles. We have been […]
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    The Peanut Butter Table

  • Bad To The Drone

    Eva
    19 Jul 2014 | 2:58 pm
    Originally posted on The Nudge Wink Report:A drone took this picture only a stone’s throw from where I live. See the outhouse? Note: St. John’s Bridge in the distance. We live in a glorious modern world. A technological world filled with all kinds of machines flying through the air that can kill and/or deprive…
  • Adam Sendek: Designer and Illustrator

    Eva
    16 Jul 2014 | 5:28 pm
    Oh, yes, my lovelies–things just got a lot weirder around here, haven’t they? Our favorite Chowderhead, Adam Sendek, took the time to illustrate the custom design banner you see at the top there. Adam is one hell of an illustrator. I’m so pleased to have met him through Long Awkward Pause and hope to collaborate […]
  • With Peanut Butter!

    Eva
    7 Jul 2014 | 1:22 pm
    Many, many thanks and gratitude to editors Nicole Cliffe and Mallory Ortberg of The Toast– a very cool blog, Ta-Nehisi Coates of The Atlantic describes as ‘ratchet’, (I think that’s a good thing?) for getting my main line of work and do-goodering, dental hygiene, out there to all patients in the universe. To celebrate, I […]
  • What a Glorious Weekend

    Eva
    6 Jul 2014 | 8:56 am
    Neighborhood crab boil, Crabbies Ginger Beer, family, friends, and mediocre fireworks. I also had to work… at The Nudge Wink Report! And now–swimming! Many thanks for reading, everyone. See you soon!      
  • I Just Got Another Part-time Job!

    Eva
    27 Jun 2014 | 6:42 am
    Squeee! The job doesn’t pay, I have to use a unisex bathroom with stinky men (boys) and the annual budget is $0.00. Dreams really do come true. *sniff-wiping away rogue nose liquid* After a two month or so hiatus, my new, part-time boss, Blogdramedy of The Nudge Wink Report, decided to take a scalding, hot […]
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    Witty Woman Writing

  • Should We Grow Old Gracefully?

    Tammy
    15 Jul 2014 | 10:12 pm
    I was recently asked to lecture on the art of growing old gracefully. Boy were they barking up the wrong tree. I accepted the challenge. I figured it was an opportunity to enlighten my audience and get paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. I shared with them the bittersweet truth: there […]
  • The Biggest Lies We Tell Ourselves …

    Tammy
    9 Jul 2014 | 10:08 am
    Can take us down in the most unattractive way. Such as: I can’t do better than my best Yes you can. Doing your best is essential, no lie. But you can do more. You can look at the bigger picture. You can do your best at the right time, the right place with the right […]
  • You Want Independence? Come And Get It!

    Tammy
    1 Jul 2014 | 10:50 pm
    This Fourth of July, I am exercising my freedom. Not from the British, my ex-husband or the band of gypsies that would abscond with my womanhood (you’re way too late). I’m going for the gold. I want to claim a life without cat vomit on my desk in the mornings, random dog pee, plants that […]
  • I Wanted To Be The Perfect Mom

    Tammy
    10 Jun 2014 | 7:47 pm
    Wouldn't it be great if our kids remembered every single thing we've ever done for them? Every changed diaper, cleaned up puke, boo-boo kissed. Because if they did, they'd think we were Gods!
  • You’ll Never Get Advice As Good As This

    Tammy
    3 Jun 2014 | 10:19 pm
    I’ve got me some pretty wicked wisdom clout. Sixty years and counting. I’ve been around the block a few times and I’ve been well endowed with the common sense God gave me. So sit down and let me tell you how it is. How it really is. You know that whole ‘patience is a virtue’ […]
 
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  • Never seen this happen before

    Daniel Repasky
    17 Jul 2014 | 3:45 pm
    Never thought I’d see someone accidentally lose their bike via giant balloon, but I guess someone had to be the first… Never seen this happen before is a post from: Zero People Found This Helpful
  • 87 Pound Cheese Wheel Table

    Daniel Repasky
    16 Jul 2014 | 6:10 pm
    If you’re in the market for 87 pounds of cheese, consider making this edible table… 2 of 3 people found the following review helpful i forgot the crackers, April 29, 2013 By wallace This review is from: Academia Barilla Parmigiano Reggiano DOP, 87 Pound Wheel (Misc.) when this cheese arrived i was amazed at the sheer size of it, i couldn’t work out what to do with it, my wife came up with the cracking idea to stick 4 poles into the bottom and use it as a table. I couldn’t wait to show off my table to my best friend he arrived and at first didn’t realize the…
  • ZPFTH Presents: Gif Sound Mashup Twelve!

    Daniel Repasky
    11 Jul 2014 | 3:35 am
    We’re excited to bring you the twelfth installment of our Gif Sound Mashup!   http://ZeroPeopleFoundThisHelpful.com & http://GifSound.com bring you Gif Sound Mashup 12! ►GifSounds used: COMING SOON Make your own! – http://GifSound.com no account required This video is covered under Copyright Act of 1976, 17 U.S.C. § 107 – Fair Use: All visuals and sound are no more than a few seconds in length, parody the original works, are highly transformative, and are not in any way a substitute for the original. All visuals and sound are used under the Fair Use doctrine of…
  • Luigi Death Stare Compilation

    Daniel Repasky
    7 Jul 2014 | 4:00 pm
    We really like Luigi Death Stares, so we made a compilation of the best ones, with a few tricks of our own. Check it out! Some NSFW language in the music (okay, a lot of NSFW language). We collected our favorite Luigi Death Stares and put them together with a few special touches of our own at http://ZeroPeopleFoundThisHelpful.com Inspired by http://www.reddit.com/r/LuigiDeathStares and using a few GifSounds from http://www.reddit.com/r/GifSound. Make your own free at http://GifSound.com ►Gifs, Videos, and Sounds used: 1 – News – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aylDlZ-eyw 2…
  • Amazon Reviewer Makes Haribo Mistake

    Daniel Repasky
    10 Jun 2014 | 6:29 pm
    40,363 of 40,979 people found the following review helpful  Just don’t. Unless it’s a gift for someone you hate. By Christine E. Torok Verified Purchase This review is from: Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag (Grocery) Oh man…words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear “Cleanse”. If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety…I…
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    Brent Blogs

  • A Simply Brent & Andréa Blogs Wedding – Part III

    Brent Blogs
    5 Jul 2014 | 7:08 pm
    As the story goes, Andréa and I first met last year creating YouTube content together. Our finished video collaboration was entitled Kill, bang or marry. Little did we know at the time, less than a year later Andréa would move from Atlanta, GA to Toronto, Canada we would marry. Vlogging isn’t an activity that comes to mind for most newlyweds, but given the humble origins of our relationship, we felt it only reasonable to document our travels together as husband and wife on YouTube. Part III of the Simply Brent & Andréa Blogs Wedding trilogy includes our visit to Peggys Cove, NS,…
  • A Simply Brent & Andréa Blogs Wedding – Part II

    Brent Blogs
    5 Jul 2014 | 7:06 pm
    As the story goes, Andréa and I first met last year creating YouTube content together. Our finished video collaboration was entitled Kill, bang or marry. Little did we know at the time, less than a year later Andréa would move from Atlanta, GA to Toronto, Canada we would marry. Vlogging isn’t an activity that comes to mind for most newlyweds, but given the humble origins of our relationship, we felt it only reasonable to document our travels together as husband and wife on YouTube. Part II of the Simply Brent & Andréa Blogs Wedding trilogy includes our stay in Halifax, NS the…
  • A Simply Brent & Andréa Blogs Wedding – Part I

    Brent Blogs
    5 Jul 2014 | 7:05 pm
    As the story goes, Andréa and I first met last year creating YouTube content together. Our finished video collaboration was entitled Kill, bang or marry. Little did we know at the time, less than a year later Andréa would move from Atlanta, GA to Toronto, Canada we would marry. Vlogging isn’t an activity that comes to mind for most newlyweds, but given the humble origins of our relationship, we felt it only reasonable to document our travels together as husband and wife on YouTube. Part I of the Simply Brent & Andréa Blogs Wedding trilogy includes the wedding itself, plus our…
  • My buddy does the Man Shot at the bar

    Brent Blogs
    22 Jun 2014 | 7:17 pm
    To celebrate our upcoming wedding this Wednesday, June 25, Simply Andréa had a spa day with some friends at the Four Seasons yesterday. Later, her and I met up with about 20 of our friends at the Frog and Firkin. …and that’s where my friend Matt did the Man Shot. Not sure what a Man Shot is? Watch this video and see for yourself. [click here to watch the video on YouTube]
  • Turn Down for What

    Brent Blogs
    20 Jun 2014 | 8:39 pm
    Decided to have a little fun tonight with a meme maker online. After listening to some Lil Jon, I give you my first ever internet meme… Turn Down (service) for What. Turn Down (service) for What Five sleeps from today, I’ll be married to Simply Andréa, and we’ll be going on our honeymoon… which will hopefully including a little Turn Down (service). Share, if you feel so inclined.
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    Epiphanies that will Alter the Course of Human Events

  • One Word Can Keep Things Cool with Your Wife

    Greg Mischio
    28 Jul 2014 | 6:00 am
    I have put my foot in mouth so many times that there is a size 9 footprint embossed on my tongue. To overcome my poorly-timed and ill-advised words, I’ve taken a page out of the family dog’s book: I will only say one word. We have a Dachshund named Becker. I’ve been carefully observing my four-legged friend/foe over the years, amazed at how he relieves himself everywhere in our house, racks up thousands in vet bills, yet remains near and dear to our hearts. The most amazing thing? The guy only says one word: “Arf!” Becker, do you want a treat? “Arf!” Becker, lay down! “Arf!”…
  • I’m An Incremental Criminal

    Greg Mischio
    21 Jul 2014 | 6:08 am
    It’s okay to break the law – as long as you don’t go to far. You won’t get a speeding ticket for doing 71 mph in a 65 zone, and with my latest epiphany, you don’t go to jail for leading a life of incremental crime. The benefits of incremental crime became apparent as I drove 71 miles per hour down the highway, in blatant violation of the 65 mph speed limit. I wasn’t alone. Hundreds of other criminals were speeding, all of us streaming by a cop, who brandished his radar gun for the bigger game – the 80 mph guy. I’m not sure when it became okay to take a clearly-posted…
  • Men Now Traveling to the Bathroom in Pairs

    Greg Mischio
    14 Jul 2014 | 6:01 am
    Why do women travel to the bathroom in pairs? My latest epiphany revealed the secret, one so terrifying that I wished I’d never questioned women’s dreaded double-trip to the can. It was a familiar scene at the restaurant. My wife and her friend had just excused themselves to go to the bathroom, leaving me and faithful sidekick Burt alone at the table. “Burt, can I ask you a personal question?” I began. “Sure.” “Why do women travel to the bathroom in pairs?” He took a deep breath, scratched his armpit, and shrugged. “I have absolutely no idea.” “I don’t either,” I…
  • Gazillion Dollar College Tuition

    Greg Mischio
    7 Jul 2014 | 4:52 am
    My son has started looking at colleges, which means his parents have started looking at jaw-dropping tuitions. It’s inspired an epiphany bound to shake the foundation of those ivory towers: gazillion dollar tuition for one person. Researchers for years have been equating education with success. Many studies indicate that the more you study something, the more you understand it, and the easier it is to sell it at a craft fair. I’m 100 percent on board with that compelling research. What I can’t grasp is why I have to spend my retirement nest egg so my son can go to college, get a…
  • Modeling My Blog After US Health Care System

    Greg Mischio
    30 Jun 2014 | 6:04 am
    When I heard about the health care a friend’s elderly mother recently received, I was appalled. Then, true to my epiphanal roots, I was inspired. I decided to model my blog after the US Health Care System: I would make serious cash without having to produce solid results. Everyone seems to have a nightmare story to tell about our health care system. So here’s mine. Sweet elderly woman (my friend’s mom) falls, shatters elbow. Major surgery follows. Hospital discharges her 24 hours later, because that’s more than enough time for a woman in her seventies to recover from…
 
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    cestlavie22

  • Chicken and Pineapples

    cestlavie22
    28 Jul 2014 | 5:27 am
    Every once in a blue moon I come across a recipe that I did not find on a blog or recipe book. This time a childhood friend of mine told me about it. The recipe sounded quick and easy so I knew it was a weeknight must have! After trying it I have to say this recipe will stay on hand for those nights where I don’t want to struggle with what to cook and time is seriously an issue (well basically every night then). Here is the recipe:   Chicken and Pineapples: What you need: 1 cup of Honey 1 Cup of Soy Sauce 1 Cup of Water 1 Cup Pineapple Juice Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts…
  • Free the Nipple?!

    cestlavie22
    25 Jul 2014 | 3:27 am
    Okay for those of you who don’t know, I am a woman. I know that is pretty shocking news. But I am. And as a woman I yearn to be a feminist. I just love the idea of it. Girl power and all of that jazz. But there are so many times I find myself really struggling to get behind a feminist movement. This is one of those times. Apparently a feminist movement found new strength after Bruce Willis’s daughter made a stink about it. The movement is called “Free the Nipple.” Bruce Willis’s daughter brought this movement to the public attention because instagram would not…
  • Zombie Date Night

    cestlavie22
    21 Jul 2014 | 1:00 am
    Now you guys know I love sharing my date nights with you, which is why I have another one to share. However, in the spirit of honesty I will tell you this one did not turn out the way I had hoped. After planning the night the boyfriend actually hurt himself at work and was unable to partake in the “activity” part of the night. That is now on our “to-do” list. But I will share the night as it should have gone. Recently I got my boyfriend into the Walking Dead and we finished all the episodes available on Netflix. Not quite ready to end the zombie fun I decided to make a…
  • Casket Wraps?

    cestlavie22
    18 Jul 2014 | 3:37 am
    As many of you know I recently started a new job. I am the Marketing person for a local large format print shop. We basically do signs, banners and other large format advertising. Every once in awhile though something comes across the desk that is a bit out of the ordinary. This week was one of those times. Part of my job is to make cold calls to companies to see if we can begin to work with them. My boss heard about one of the companies in our franchise having luck with funeral homes. The pitch? Casket wrapping. Let me make that clearer for you. The idea was to call funeral homes to see if…
  • Glitter Mug Gift Packs

    cestlavie22
    14 Jul 2014 | 1:00 am
    So when I found the glitter in my house to make the Confetti Poppers I shared last week, I remembered a project I never shared with you guys! Glitter Mug Gift Sets! As you guys know, this year has been tight for me on money so when it comes to gift giving I have had to become crafty. Pinterest has been quite a pal. When I came across this tutorial. I decided that I would use it to make my own gift packs. The mugs were adorable but the first thing I noticed that needed changing was the gold color. I am a gold hater. I won’t even wear jewelry that is gold. I don’t really know what…
 
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    Workplace Monsters

  • Follow your dreams!

    ScotchJameson
    27 Jul 2014 | 11:33 pm
    The post Follow your dreams! appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • The Heartburn Dialogues

    ScotchJameson
    12 Jul 2014 | 2:12 pm
    The post The Heartburn Dialogues appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • New Employee Orientation

    ScotchJameson
    5 Jul 2014 | 3:02 pm
    The post New Employee Orientation appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • Know your audience!

    ScotchJameson
    29 Jun 2014 | 10:33 pm
    The post Know your audience! appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
  • Bully’s Replacement

    ScotchJameson
    26 Jun 2014 | 8:43 pm
    The post Bully’s Replacement appeared first on Workplace Monsters.
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    McArthur Parks

  • Brady Bunch S1E1 – Pilot Episode: “The Honeymoon” – Full Transcription, script

    Scotty
    11 Jul 2014 | 7:51 am
    Alice – Are you finished with this juice Peter? Mike – Ok, now look boys let’s all eat a good a breakfast today. I know you’re bound to be nervous, but we have to have plenty of nourishment and energy and that’s why it’s important to have a good breakfast. Greg – We’re almost finished dad. Peter – Yeah, you didn’t eat anything at all. Mike – Oh yeah well, I’ll just have my coffee. Alice – I don’t blame you for being nervous Mr. Brady. This is a very important Saturday. Mike – Alice, I know it’s a very important Saturday. Who said I’m nervous? I’m mature and…
  • Will & Grace – Season 1 Episode 2 – A New Lease on Life – Funniest Clips

    Scotty
    6 Jul 2014 | 4:15 pm
    Season 1 Episode 2 “A New Lease on Life” First Aired September 28, 1998 Will and Jack Chatting About Grace Moving In – Jack makes “Garlic Jazz” snack mix, but Will comes home from work in a bad mood. Guapo is in the room making bird noises and Will explains to Jack that Grace wants to move in and that he (Jack) is a frustrating roommate. Will Asks Jack to Move Out – Will asks Jack to leave so that Grace can move in. Jack is making breakfast for will because Guapo pooped on one of Will’s suits. Jack smashes a glass in the sink. Karen and Grace at Work,…
  • Will & Grace – Season 1 Episode 1 – Pilot – Love and Marriage – Funniest Clips

    Scotty
    6 Jul 2014 | 3:26 am
    Season 1 Episode 1, Pilot Episode “Love and Marriage” First Aired September 21, 1998 Jack “Why Would You Think I’m Gay?” – Will and Jack playing poker at Will’s apartment with two other (straight) guys and Jack is surprised to hear that people know he’s gay. Just Jack – Can’t Move in with Guapo and Hat Box – Jack show’s up at Will’s apartment ready to move in (with Guapo the bird and a hat box), but Grace is there just for the night, so Will asks Jack to return in the morning. Meet Karen Walker – Her first…
  • Hobby Lobby Bible Babies – Official Trailer

    Scotty
    2 Jul 2014 | 10:06 am
    All the unwanted babies from “under-insured” Hobby Lobby employees are staging a revolt, and a star-studded cast is lining up to tell help their stories. Oh dear…
  • Bachmann – Video – Week in Review in Less than 1 Minute

    Scotty
    29 Jun 2014 | 6:39 pm
    Oh dear… The week ending June 28th was a good one for Michelle Bahmann. She got blindsided by Cavuto on Fox, but still made the rounds with Greta and the Faith & Freedom show at the Omni in DC. But does any of that really make her a whore? Probably not, but it is worth digging up the corn dog photo for a little more fun.
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    You don't know the Half of it - Randomness

  • Divine Conflict

    18 Jul 2014 | 11:41 pm
    By definition, conflict is defined as a struggle resulting from irreconcilable or contradictory needs, motivations, desires or demands (Merriam-Webster, 2014, para. 1). It is remarkable, to say the least, that two religions that share the fundamental message of peace and love are in perpetual conflict. Despite the two societies sharing monotheistic principles, similar histories and basic central beliefs, it is often those that lack true faith in these cultures that keep the fires of conflict burning.  According to Kenneth Scott Latourette PhD, an American historian, Christianity was…
  • Economic Evolution

    28 Feb 2014 | 7:28 pm
            The United States is in need of a drastic change in economic and governmental policiesin lieu of a complete societal breakdown. The current status qou has not sufficiently addressedthe needs of our ever-growing society. The central banking system that the world banks haveadopted is not adequately regulated or strictly policed by our standing governments. Unless oursocieties learn to evolve, these inconsistencies and inequalities will inevitably lead us to our owneconomic demise.      The free market economy that we “enjoy” is not as…
  • The Old Year Keeps Calling Me

    28 Jan 2014 | 8:49 am
        I don't know if every Hispanic family does this, but in my family we have a game we play leading up to the new year. The object of the game is to get someone to ask "Who?" The response will be "Ano Viejo!" (The Old Year).  As silly and pointless as this sounds, the competition can get fierce. You want to be the last one standing, essentially the person that wasted the holiday season being extremely distrustful and paranoid.    Every conversation you have can be a trap, and this is especially true of my father. My father can play off being serious better than…
  • Fireworks

    5 Jan 2014 | 3:44 am
    I used to love fireworks. They’re pretty and exciting to watch on major holidays. You know; fourth of July and New Years.  Ever since I have lived in Hawaii, it seems like everyday is fair game for fireworks and I hate it.  I hate that I have to comfort my dogs for hours while the police “investigate” who is behind this 10 pm lack of respect. This isn’t about my new found dislike for fireworks. This is about how I hid in the closet for almost half an hour because of them.     Before I begin I will restate that I am not used to this non-holiday…
  • An Age of Reason

    5 Jan 2014 | 3:16 am
    OK I recently turned twenty...something. I feel like the last seven years of my life have flown by at a startling rate. I hear teenagers and twenty year olds talk and my brain immediately loses interest. I wouldn't say I am necessarily old yet, but I am developing old people traits. I don’t know all the new internet lingo or what is going on in the world of Justin Beiber. I'm only even bringing this up because the other day in starbucks I saw a girl, that I assumed was 15 because of her mannerisms and general nonsense. She was ordering a tall non-fat vanilla latte and mentioned in…
 
 
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    Do You Remember

  • Best and Worst Celebrity Comebacks

    Dre Weston
    28 Jul 2014 | 9:35 am
    Mike Tyson has singlehandedly set the standard for multiple celebrity comebacks—wife beating, rape and cannibalism notwithstanding. In 1995, he returned to boxing following a three-year stint in prison for rape. Two years and several victories later, Tyson had his license rescinded (and received a hefty fine) when he bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield’s ear during a match. But in 2009, Tyson resurrected his image with a guest appearance in the blockbuster hit The Hangover, and found himself beloved by a generation of fans who were too young to have seen him during his fighting days.
  • An Almost Complete History of Hispanic (& Latino) Hollywood

    Glenn Albin
    28 Jul 2014 | 6:15 am
    Born in Madrid, Havana, Caracas, Mexico City or Miami, these 100 Hollywood actors from yesterday, today and tomorrow represent the drive and talent of their Latino Hispanic heritage. Some were romantic idols when movies were silent; others spoke perfect English with blue-blood pronunciation—or played up their natural accents for romance or for laughs. Today’s newcomers, those born in California, Florida and New York, don’t even necessarily speak Spanish but all are proud to declare their roots. Note: This is an inclusive list. Latin Americans include Brazilians. Hispanic…
  • Hollywood Bust-Ups! 11 Fractured Golden Couples

    Serge Stevens
    28 Jul 2014 | 4:00 am
    Hollywood is tough on a relationship. Sure, endless fan adoration, ridiculous riches and 24/7 media attention can be heady stuff, but all the perks of fame can make for some mighty big egos. So it’s no wonder when celebrity power couples hit the skids and bust up. It’s not being fun being the less famous celeb standing on the sidelines. It wasn’t easy selecting just 11 titanic bust-ups, but here are our favorites. Farrah Fawcett and Lee Majors The career of the Angel with the hair was on a major upswing when she decided to dump her bionic hubby, who wanted a stay-at-home wife. “I…
  • It Happened Today – July 28

    Do You Remember
    27 Jul 2014 | 9:01 pm
    Post written by Do You RememberThe post It Happened Today – July 28 appeared first on Do You Remember.
  • Sex, Race & Politics: How Norman Lear Changed TV

    Eric Newill
    27 Jul 2014 | 3:00 am
    “Norman Lear has held up a mirror to American society and changed the way we look at it,” said Bill Clinton in 1999, when he presented the legendary producer with the National Medal of Arts. The President’s statement is a testament to the power of television, which before Lear’s ascent in the early 1970s was largely a place of suburban white families living behind white picket fences, whose weekly problems—a broken heirloom, hurt feelings, a ruined dinner for the boss—could be neatly rectified in 22 minutes with a dose of hollow platitudes. But Lear brought real issues onto the…
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    Week Cartoons

  • Mescaline Flower Cartoon

    Cale Grim
    23 Jul 2014 | 12:56 pm
    The post Mescaline Flower Cartoon appeared first on Week Cartoons.
  • Shy Cartoon

    Cale Grim
    18 Jul 2014 | 3:14 pm
    Shy Cartoon This is actually a cartoon about being shy. Best to keep some of those more curious revelations in the shell. Don’t screw around with liberty, man. The post Shy Cartoon appeared first on Week Cartoons.
  • Orange Toothpaste Cartoon

    Cale Grim
    7 Jul 2014 | 8:08 am
    The post Orange Toothpaste Cartoon appeared first on Week Cartoons.
  • The World According to Baseball Cartoon

    Cale Grim
    30 Jun 2014 | 9:17 am
    The World According to Baseball Cartoon The world according to baseball cartoon. The World Series is a big misnomer. Ask the World Cup about it. : http://www.weekcartoons.com/world-according-to-baseball-cartoon : http://www.weekcartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/world-according-to-baseball-cartoon.png The post The World According to Baseball Cartoon appeared first on Week Cartoons.
  • IT Professionals Cartoon

    Cale Grim
    27 Jun 2014 | 9:10 am
    IT Professionals Cartoon A IT professionals cartoon. Just some fun for the Internet Technology Professionals out there. Does anyone even remember that movie? : http://www.weekcartoons.com/it-professionals-cartoon : http://www.weekcartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/it-cartoon.png The post IT Professionals Cartoon appeared first on Week Cartoons.
 
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    WorthAShare.com

  • Now THAT’S My Kind Of Art! | Impressive Chocolate Sculptures

    Amber Waddy
    18 Jul 2014 | 7:52 am
    In ten days time many of us will be, or should be, celebrating National Milk Chocolate Day. Chocolate is a very tasty and appealing thing, and for a number of professional chocolatiers it’s both a career as well as a regular delight.To celebrate milk chocolate as well as it’s fellow comrades in all their divine glory, we’ve complied a post full of some of the most inspiring and intricate designs known the world over… Source: Array
  • 16 Ridiculously Photogenic Photographs

    Jade Waddy
    11 Jul 2014 | 8:12 am
    We’ve all seen the seriously/ridiculously photogenic memes, right? Seruiously photogenic guy, followed by ridiculously photogenic horse and photogenic baby. They all have earned their place on the internet, but there are more of them. Some animals and people are so photogenic that they don’t even exist in the real world, but rather on a photogenic planet called Photon. Here are 16 pictures to make you ridiculously jealous. Source: Array
  • There are no words… | Wordless Wednesday

    Jade Waddy
    25 Jun 2014 | 8:56 am
    On this fine day of the week, you’ll usually see pictures of stunning views or adorable animals. This Wednesday however you’ll be looking at a selection of weird and wonderful photographs that will leave you rendered speechless, and not totally for the better.  Source: Array
  • I HAVE… THE POWERRRR! | Weird And Wonderful Power Outlets

    Amber Waddy
    18 Jun 2014 | 2:14 am
    Let’s face it, power sockets are pretty boring. Most of them are made out of cheap ass plastic, and they’ve never been a huge part of your rooms design. However, there are some sockets out there that break away from the mold.Here we look at some of the wackiest and clever plug concepts from around the tinterwebs. Some of these you can actually buy! Source: Array
  • Epic Fantasy Battle – Game of Thrones V Lord of the Rings

    Jay Tuckwell
    14 Jun 2014 | 2:00 am
    I like Game of Thrones, but… I also like the Lord of the Rings. Which one is better? There’s only one way to find out… FIGHT!!! You must take 5 minutes out of your day to watch this fantastic video. Source: Array
 
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    Above Average

  • Running Wild with Bear Grylls: A Deep Dive Analysis

    Celeste Ballard
    28 Jul 2014 | 4:00 pm
    Would you like to watch known handsome man Bear Grylls put fellow known handsome man Zac Efron in potentially dangerous nature-based situations? Would you be interested in watching them tie themselves together, and then rappel down a cliff shirtless? Great! I have news for you: Tonight is the premiere of NBC’s new series RUNNING WILD WITH BEAR GRYLLS. National Treasure Zac Efron is the first celebrity guest to get the Man vs. Wild Experience. I think they had a missed opportunity here to name this show, Two Men One Wild, but whatever. Roll the clip and let’s dissect: :01 – Bear…
  • Mating geckos lost in space

    Above Average
    28 Jul 2014 | 2:26 pm
    Each week, John Oliver has raised awareness about several important issues. Earlier this summer, he galvanized viewers against the FCC during a net neutrality segment, and this week, he’s calling on the world to save the geckos. In case you weren’t aware, a Russian biosatellite carrying sexually-active-mating-geckos has gone MISSING. It’s up to us to find them.  
  • Family Guy Meets The Simpsons

    Above Average
    28 Jul 2014 | 2:10 pm
    As another year of Comic-Con comes and goes, we’ve finally realized that this is where all Important Announcements are made. This year was no exception because this year’s Comic-Con brought us the teaser from the crossover episode of Family Guy and The Simpsons. Watch what happens when America’s two favorite families meet. The full episode airs September 28th.
  • New Awesomes coming soon

    Above Average
    28 Jul 2014 | 8:35 am
    Season 2 of The Awesomes is just a week away, premiering August 4th. Check out a preview of what’s on its way for the second season:   The Awesomes features characters voiced by Seth Meyers, Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, and more. For more voices from The Awesomes, check out the guest stars from Seth Meyers’s animated show in these Above Average videos. SEE YOU NEXT MONDAY!  
  • Get your free cone with these misheard song lyrics

    Above Average
    25 Jul 2014 | 8:39 am
    Sometimes our favorite songs can be a little hard to understand. Is it “Who let the dogs out” or “Who licked the dolls out?” And it really does sound like Missy Elliott is advertising free ice cream instead of advising us to get our freak on. Watch this video to see all the best misheard song lyrics of the 2000s. But be warned — you may never hear the Backstreet Boys in the same way again.
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    wannasmile.com

  • Hmpf!

    wannasmile
    27 Jul 2014 | 6:00 am
  • Happy Caturday:)

    wannasmile
    26 Jul 2014 | 8:00 am
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  • Check out these cute and cuddlies:)

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    26 Jul 2014 | 6:00 am
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  • Sorry for the reduction in posting frequency

    wannasmile
    25 Jul 2014 | 9:29 am
    via Hey ya’ll. I’m sure many of you have noticed that I have not been posting as frequently on the site and that is in part due to many issues. I am in the process of a move over the course of the next few weeks that is happening rather quickly and unexpectedly. So, between that and work, and you know…being a mom, my time hath been rather limited. That being said, here is a cute sorry looking pupper. I hope you accept my apologies…
  • I come bearing gifts

    wannasmile
    25 Jul 2014 | 9:26 am
    You know how to win me over, pupper! via
 
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    The Life Lessonbook

  • Lessons From a Sunburned Corpse

    Dustin
    23 Jul 2014 | 5:06 am
    Nobody likes Bicycle Guy. Bicycle Guy owns a yoga studio full of tights. His bike weighs less than your shoes. For some reason, he needs cleats to pedal. His seat (which he insists on calling a “saddle”) is half a cheek wide and costs three times more than your office chair. He chooses to ignore perfectly good bike paths so he can clog up traffic in the street. He is the most obnoxious person in the world. Last Saturday, I found myself surrounded by Bicycle Guy. That’s because I decided to participate in the Cleveland Clinic’s “VeloSano,” a bike race created to raise money for…
  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    Dustin
    16 Jul 2014 | 4:09 am
    I do not recommend canoeing as a first date if you hope to reach date number two. My wife and I canoed on our first date, and it was very nearly the last time we did anything at all. I thought it went great. Deserae did not. Here’s how it went: HOUR 1 Dustin’s version: It took a couple minutes for us to get on the same page. Deserae’s version: Dustin could not stop running into rocks. He just kept zig-zagging back and forth into Every. Single. Rock. HOUR 2 Dustin’s version: I was pretty funny. Deserae seemed to be into me. Deserae’s version: I don’t know what we talked about. It…
  • In Sleepwalks and in Health

    Dustin
    9 Jul 2014 | 4:20 am
    The regular marriage vows cover a lot of ground. For better or for worse. In sickness and in health. For richer or for poorer.   For my wedding, I was adamant that we stick with the original. None of this “I promise to forever be your Rock of Gibraltar.” You can feel OK sailing away from the Rock of Gibraltar if it starts acting crazy. “Til death do us part” leaves much less wiggle room. This is all very important, because I walk in my sleep. I’ve discovered that people are usually amused when you tell them that you walk in your sleep. “Oh, haha, that’s cute,” they say. “I…
  • Baby, You’re a Firework

    Dustin
    2 Jul 2014 | 3:31 am
    As a homeowner, I pay thousands of dollars in taxes to my city throughout the year for things like police, fire, schools and garbage removal. Every couple of years, the city asks for a little more money. “We’re running out of money!” they say. “If you don’t give us more money, we’ll have to fire most of the police officers, then all the criminals will know about the city that has no police officers, and they will rob your house over and over again. So I give them more money, and they say, “Thanks, we won’t fire the police officers now!” And then they spend it all on…
  • It’s Not a Time Share!

    Dustin
    25 Jun 2014 | 4:04 am
    Deserae and I are amazing at getting free to almost-free things. If you’d like, we can give you the rarely requested “free” tour of our house, where we point out all of the free things we own – this couch, those TVs, that soundbar, etc. During the tour, we are at our most insufferable. We are especially good at going on vacations for free. Thanks mostly to credit card sign-up bonuses, we’ve booked trips to Bermuda, the Bahamas, Hawaii (multiple times) and Australia for basically free. So when we got a poorly written, poorly designed invitation in the mail to a time share…
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    Hipblow

  • The Simpsons and Family Guy crossover Finally Revealed!

    HipBlow
    28 Jul 2014 | 6:30 am
    If you are an avid fan of these cartoons just like I am then these are some good news. The Simpsons and Family guy crossover episode is finally happening. Enjoy the preview trailer that was revealed yesterday at the annual San Diego Comic Con...The post The Simpsons and Family Guy crossover Finally Revealed! appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Hello Kitty Superheroes! Maybe they look weak but they’re CUTE

    HipBlow
    28 Jul 2014 | 6:00 am
    Hammers, guns and shields mixed with pink, little ribbons and crystals. Looks like these heroes are changing their usual costumes to look less violent, maybe they just want to distract their villains and foes, either way, no doubt that these Marvel Hello Kitty Superheroes look super cute!...The post Hello Kitty Superheroes! Maybe they look weak but they’re CUTE appeared first on Hipblow.
  • How much Sleep do you Actually Need?

    HipBlow
    28 Jul 2014 | 5:30 am
    How much sleep do you need? Whether you are a college student that stays up overnight for the sake of your grades, or on the other hand you like taking naps a little bit too much, this video by ASAP science breaks down the scientific facts about how much sleep you actually need.The post How much Sleep do you Actually Need? appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Dave Rapoza’s Art: Vintage Marvel Posters

    HipBlow
    26 Jul 2014 | 6:30 am
    Dave Rapoza is an artist that has an unique way to show his geekiest side. He made a whole collection of Vintage Marvel posters featuring The X-Men and The Avengers...The post Dave Rapoza’s Art: Vintage Marvel Posters appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Pokemon Evolution in a Nutshell

    HipBlow
    26 Jul 2014 | 6:00 am
    The Tumblr user Brakken has made these artistic gifs that capture the essence of Pokemon evolution.The post Pokemon Evolution in a Nutshell appeared first on Hipblow.
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    The Content Bloke

  • Why Flash Fiction Sucks

    TheContentBloke
    25 Jul 2014 | 5:26 am
    If you've ever read an article about how to write effective web content, you're bound to have come across the term skimming and how dreadfully important it is for your articles to be skim friendly. Apparently most people, even geeks locked away in their noxious bedrooms for days on end, don't have time to read online articles all the way through. Instead they skim over the text, pausing to read only headings and the occasional excerpt. They're like adolescent boys in the pre-Internet porn era,... Read the full article at The Content Bloke.
  • Shoulda Fixed That

    TheContentBloke
    9 Jul 2014 | 5:07 am
    The post Shoulda Fixed That appeared first on The Content Bloke. Read the full article at The Content Bloke.
  • The Secret to Selling Anything

    TheContentBloke
    4 Jul 2014 | 9:01 pm
    Although you've probably never heard of me, I'm one of the world's leading authorities on selling. I'm an expert on selling even though I haven't worked in sales since 1985. Incredibly, some might say impossibly, I acquired my expertise despite the fact that I've never read a single Neil Rackham book, listened to a Zig Ziglar CD, watched a Marshall Sylver DVD, or attended a Tony Robbins seminar, and people walk on hot coals to walk on hot coals at a Tony Robbins seminar. So how did I get to be... Read the full article at The Content Bloke.
  • Classic Moments in Australian TV comedy

    TheContentBloke
    30 May 2014 | 2:00 am
    All of us have our own golden age of television comedy, a time usually bookended by our early teens and late twenties, when we laughed the loudest and longest at the lovable imbeciles and cantankerous dirtbags who rule the TV comedy roost. For me that time lasted only from 1973 to 1979, but what a time it was. That's when towering British comedies such as Till Death Us Do Part, Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, Monty Python's Flying Circus, and The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin strafed the family... Read the full article at The Content Bloke.
  • Poor Doggie Missed Out

    TheContentBloke
    22 May 2014 | 11:15 pm
    The post Poor Doggie Missed Out appeared first on The Content Bloke. Read the full article at The Content Bloke.
 
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    RhymeZone Forums

  • "I Never Knew..."

    BlueAngel
    22 Jul 2014 | 11:54 am
    "I NEVER KNEW..." _________________ I was a teenage boy who would come home from school and hang out at my neighbors' trailer. The mom was a Christian who always had a bible near by to read when she had the time. The dad would be at work. And they had three kids who were too young to go to school yet. Two girls, and the youngest being a boy who was still in diapers. The mom and kids would go to church. Sometimes the mom would work too. After school I would go hang out with the father while the mom was at work, or church, or where ever she went. He sat on the porch next to me with…
  • Motor Lodge Shangri-La

    Atehequa
    16 Jul 2014 | 6:22 pm
    A sunny day to begin with Then dark clouds rushed in from the south Thunder, bright flashes of summer lightning Torrential rain pounding upon our one window The four of us a bit too high, but not that dry Having sought shelter from the elements again Inside a double occupancy room at the Afton Inn Liquor flowed and in the pipe smoldered Panama Red A rainy evening to begin with Tapering off at dusk when the fog arrived Door open, seeing nothing within this cloud Mountain top merriment, far away from it all Hiking, camping and our usual highland tramping Could well wait until tomorrow morning's…
  • Ode to RhymeZone

    Angelgurl
    15 Jul 2014 | 8:20 pm
    Once upon a time there was a site called RhymeZone Many started off as kids, and the years have flown, Yet we still are on a quest for the throne. It started with a rhyme that set the tone, Then it spread with a contest of the last post to own. At first we were strangers, completely unknown, But over the years, friendships have grown. The other site felt the need to disown, So our fearless leaders set about making a clone. Now our new forum is set in stone, And we have a new home where our thoughts are shown.
  • Write a Poem and Win A RhymeZone Cloud Tag Magnet!

    Electron.John
    14 Jul 2014 | 2:09 pm
    I got a bunch of these RhymeZone cloud tag magnets and they look really great. If you want one just post a poem, with at least one of the words in the RhymeZone cloud tag in your poem, before the end of the this month (July 31st, 2014) and PM me with your address (or the address you want me to mail it to along with the poems title). The poem must be at least 4 lines long and use at least one of the words on the magnet. All valid poems submitted will win a magnet. Supplies are limited so when the magnets run out so does the contest even if that turns out to be before July 31st, 2014.
  • Women Include Men

    mv.venkataraman
    13 Jul 2014 | 9:22 am
    To the women of this Earth I write this with true mirth Because you give permission Souls enjoy here admission Life is through you created So my thanks are now stated To co-operate if you refuse How can issues all produce? In case you stay fully aloof No job for God in sky-roof When there is no family No question of anomaly You possess great divine power As you become a holy mother Happiness is by your fixed You make one joyful or vexed Your prowess I ever realize You can stop or start cries O- Women of this holy Universe You can curse or kindly nurse. mvvenkataraman
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    Dubious Knowledge Institute

  • Mirthsome Natality-Junction With Self-Awareness Through Parturition To You!

    dvanoss
    22 Jul 2014 | 7:15 am
    “Happy Birthday To You”, also known as “Happy Birthday”, also known as “I Hear There’s Free Cake in the Break Room”, is the most recognized song in the English language, followed closely by the theme from “The Rockford Files”. It has been translated into 18 languages, including dog, and was composed by sisters Patty and Mildred Hill in 1893, who conceived it originally as “Good Morning to All” for their kindergarten students (“Good morning to all, good morning to all, sit down and be quiet, or you’ll spend a…
  • The Grassed and the Furious: 5 Dubious Lawn Tips

    dvanoss
    16 Jul 2014 | 2:44 pm
    It’s summer, which means it’s time to look at your sad, weedified, dead-patchy lawn and mentally kick yourself for not taking care of it in the spring when you were supposed to, but you were too busy fixing the snowblower which you put off in February because you were still getting your Christmas decorations off the roof which you put off in January, which, etc. But it’s never too late to get ready for next year, until next year is here, of course, so let’s take a look at 5 ways you can improve your lawn’s chances of making you look like a competent homeowner…
  • All About Mozart (Part 2: Romance Blossoms under the Potato Flake Plant)

    dvanoss
    8 Jul 2014 | 2:22 am
    To Vienna and back again After returning to Austria in 1773, Mozart was hired as a court musician by the ruler of Salzburg, Prince-Archbishop Hieronymus Colloredo, so named because his parents apparently lost a bet. While most of his peers were having to take jobs working for wig telemarketers, Mozart was able to make a living as a musician and composer, had many fans, and over 10,000 likes on “GesichtBuch” (Facebook). He was able to compose in a variety of genres, including masses, conglomerations, symphonies, sonatas, elantras, serenades, and a few minor skirmishes (Music…
  • Independence Day: Bunting and Earl’s Pinky

    dvanoss
    29 Jun 2014 | 7:47 pm
    Independence Day, commonly know as the “4th of July”, or “The Day That Earl Almost Blew Off His Pinky With That Homemade Firecracker He Made From A Pack Of Cigarettes And Some Sparklers”, is celebrated every 4th of July, or on July 4, whichever comes first. The history of this day is storied and rich, but for most Americans it means parades, picnics and running around the house with sparklers while your mom yells at you not to poke your eye out. Here, then, in order to appease your history teacher who said you’d never amount to much if you didn’t memorize…
  • Oh, Heavenly Bacon

    dvanoss
    24 Jun 2014 | 1:30 am
    Just saying the word “bacon” causes most people’s mouths to say “I would like to have some of the bacon you are talking about, please”, as the cult of bacon has become an epidemic in the last few years. A tasty, tasty, epidemic. But where did this delectable delight of porcine pulchritudiness come from? Certainly not from the Thesaurus that birthed that last sentence, possibly from aliens bent on distracting us with maple bacon doughnuts, but mostly from hungry people who had access to pigs. The process of manufacturing bacon has many variations, methods and…
 
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    The Name's Ponyboy

  • Engagement Fails

    ponyboy
    28 Jul 2014 | 12:00 pm
    Check out this collection of bad Engagement photography… …and a Wedding Fail  via The post Engagement Fails appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • SSSSSpeaker

    ponyboy
    28 Jul 2014 | 10:00 am
    I’ve been on a speaker kick lately and was recently informed about this cool new product.  It’s called the SSSSSpeaker and is designed by Aiia.  I want a bluetooth speaker for my patio and the SSSSSpeaker is small, affordable and has got some good reviews.  Check it out.  They currently have a Kickstarter campaign and have almost reached their funding goal. If you’re into it go to their page and get some more info.  They have some cool gifts and options if you support them.  I’m going to get mine now. The post SSSSSpeaker appeared first on The Name's…
  • I Like These (36)

    ponyboy
    28 Jul 2014 | 6:30 am
    Comic-Con in San Diego was this weekend and there were a lot of big movie announcements and hype for upcoming blockbusters.  I have to say I’m not a comic fan at all.  I’m the guy that wouldn’t go see the Avengers movie if you paid me.  It’s just not my thing.  I did hear a few cool things that I liked though.  Fargo is coming back for a 2nd season, yes!  They are making a Fight Club 2 movie, which is a little scary, but I’m excited and Sam Raimi is developing an Evil Dead tv series, awesome!  Now look at these… The post I Like These (36) appeared…
  • I Like These (32)

    ponyboy
    26 Jul 2014 | 7:30 am
    Remember Viva La Bam, I used to love that show, Don Vito was the best. Also check out the best picture to date of Vanessa Hudgens, it’s at the bottom. The post I Like These (32) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Nightcrawler

    ponyboy
    25 Jul 2014 | 1:00 pm
    Check out Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie.  I’m fan of Gyllenhaal, he’s been on a roll the last 3-4 years playing good characters and making good films.  He looks nuts in this, I can’t wait to see it. The post Nightcrawler appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
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    Winston's Random Musings

  • 10 things I learnt in New York

    Winston Chong
    16 Jul 2014 | 6:19 am
     This being a humour blog, I'm putting my most hilarious photo that I took during my trip. This is it.1. Almost all major apparel brands have their global flagship stores here. Even the Japanese casual wear Uniqlo. 2. Security at Statue of Liberty and Empire State Building are on par, if not stricter than the JFK airport.  3. All American set meal portions are as large as the US continent. For an Asian like me living in a little red dot, one set is good for two. 4. Patience is not a virtue found in any drivers in Manhattan. Once the green light is on, so does the honking.  5.
  • Final musings on World Cup before the final match

    Winston Chong
    9 Jul 2014 | 9:24 pm
     My neighbourhood coffee shop is a lifelong Argentina supporter as seen from their uniform's colour combination. Luckily it wasn't green & yellow  The best World Cup teams in each continent are Germany (Europe), Japan (Asia) and Mexico (Americas)... which are judged purely on the design of their cool jerseys decked on toned torsos under the sweltering heat. The matches have evolved into a 90min catwalk for me looking at the next jersey to buy while the legions of female fans would wait for the jerseys to come off at the end of the match for the real show to begin.  ***** At…
  • (Mis)adventures in New York

    Winston Chong
    1 Jul 2014 | 3:33 am
     Here's the most famous woman in the world - Lady Liberty from the inside -  where you can see the eyes and nose. Isn't it ironic that for my New York trip: - I did more research than anything I've done in office. - I had muscle ache and sunburn within one day more than I ever would in one year in tropical Singapore. - I was more exhausted in one week here than my month-long company teamwork event that I organised. It begs the question whether I'd be better off working than holidaying.*****Dear New Yorkers,I speak with a different accent doesn't mean I know less English than you. I…
  • Off to the Big Apple

    Winston Chong
    22 Jun 2014 | 6:23 pm
    This Singapore nerd is going for a 10-day Manhattan walkabout on 25 June. Hence I'm consolidating all my replies here to my friends to save time rather than replying individually. Please read only the one that I'm writing to you and ignore the rest:- luv u♥- f**k u!- let's get down and work on the proposal- let's get down and dirty!- so sorry for delaying your deadline- you better be sorry or you're dead!- is this the best that you can do?- keep in touch, all the best.
  • I'm so hot!

    Winston Chong
    22 Jun 2014 | 6:23 pm
    (Work-in-progress post) Living in this little red dot in summertime, there are few two words that will strike fear in the hearts of the common folks, like "train down", "economy down" , and most recently "TV down" for the World Cup-crazy nation. But everyone will agree that my recent suffering in office was literally hell on earth when it was "air-con down". *****It is so hot these days, that the ice-cream I'm eating feels warm. The country would be even hotter if not for the Singapore icy service level that sends a chill down everyone's spine. ***** 
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    Funny Dating & Relationship Stories & Advice - Melanys Guydlines

  • Got Wrinkles? Win $290 of Nerium AD Face & Body Firm Cream

    Melany
    23 Jul 2014 | 7:54 am
    Got wrinkles? There is an app for that and Melanysguydlines has an exclusive opportunity for you to get rid of your wrinkles without sticking needles in your face. People always card me and I tell them to limit their botox consumption because too much of anything is not a good look. Talking to you Mr. Manilow and Mrs. Kidman. But, after my moving ordeal with Jiminy, I felt like I was looking a little “worked” and worn out. My friend told me about this cream she was using on her face to reduce wrinkles, fine lines, redness and sent me... Continue Reading
  • Dating: 16 Reasons I Swiped & X’d Your Face on Tinder

    Melany
    21 Jul 2014 | 9:23 am
    I first heard about Tinder, the dating app, a few years back when I saw a super risqué AD on a billboard driving down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. Someone told me that it was just a hook up site for guys that were not interested in me – just interested in each other. So, I disregarded this little app for quite sometime until a friend suggested I give it a try a few months back. To my surprise there were a lot of guys looking for girls and I threw my hat in the ring. Why not? Right? It really... Continue Reading
  • Win $100 To Stub Hub & Take Me With You

    Melany
    16 Jul 2014 | 9:59 am
    UPDATE to my psycho ex Jiminy Cricket saga. I moved out, got alimony and secured custody of Teddy Brewksi. I WIN! I WIN! Now, I am giving you a chance to win $100 to StubHub. Plus, I am cricket free and ready to celebrate! Partnering with my girl Helene from Helene In Between again for this giveaway. She is off to Europe and I am off to, well, …..NO WHERE (and am excited about it and not having to pack and unpack). While Helene travels Europe and I stop traveling, kick back and set out what I was meant to... Continue Reading
  • 19 Things That Make Moving Worse Than It Already Is

    Melany
    14 Jul 2014 | 7:35 am
    It is 4:45 AM and I am writing to you from my mass exodus from a place called Cricketville. I have been there and none of you need to go there. Take my word for it. I have experience with creepy crawlies and in the past week I felt them crawling all over. You know? That horrible feeling you have when you can’t decide where to itch first because “something” is crawling ALL OVER YOUR BODY and won’t go away. Not to worry! I have found my salvation in a hotel called the Valley Ho until I can be safely... Continue Reading
  • Pepper Spray, My New Accessory: As Seen On The Steve Harvey Show

    Melany
    10 Jul 2014 | 9:45 am
    It is no secret that I deal with creeps on a daily basis. I had enough of the guys who “drive their rent” in LA and decided to relocate to the dessert in the middle of the summer for a little while. Yes, I know it is 115 degrees and hot but I love it here. I am a Wildcat for life and Arizona holds a special place in my heart for so many reasons. This time around, I am in Scottsdale checking things (and MEN) out to see if I like it. So far, I love Arizona and the... Continue Reading
 
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    The University of the Bleeding Obvious

  • Trolley Dash

    27 Jul 2014 | 11:01 pm
    Novel punishment handed down to persistent shoplifter.
  • Celebrity Bounce

    24 Jul 2014 | 4:23 pm
    An exciting new gameshow coming soon to BBC1
  • The East Bridgford Find My Keys Project

    24 Jul 2014 | 3:24 am
    Charity event raises £4000 to help man find his keys.
  • Squeak Off

    22 Jul 2014 | 4:07 pm
    Top spies know that when you're sneaking up behind an enemy agent, positioning yourself to deliver the fatal karate chop that will guarantee the future security of the free world, the last thing you want is a stray squeak or creak to give away your position.
  • A Pox on Your Houses

    21 Jul 2014 | 4:11 pm
    Worrying increases in cases of 'house pox' prompt new government measures.
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    Welcome to The Midside

  • The 2014 Comic-Con Edition

    themidside
    27 Jul 2014 | 11:56 pm
    Want to know who won Comic-Con? We’ll tell you (spoiler: no one), as well as break down all the television news that came out of San Diego. Don’t worry, it won’t all be a Zack Snyder love-fest. There are some shows we wish would just die…and Elliot really doesn’t like Kristen Bell for some reason.
  • Black Captain America, The Strain Review, and Nice Guys

    themidside
    20 Jul 2014 | 11:12 pm
    The world’s a-changin’, and we’re ready for it in The Midside. While none of us are shocked at Marvel making Captain America black and Thor a woman or how awesome The Strain’s premiere episode was, Elliot is so unable to understand why women have such a problem with nice guys that Justin has to break it down for him. Join us for the discussion or we’ll find you and toss you into a giant hole in Siberia.
  • The Future of Harry Potter, 2014 Emmy Noms, One Thing to Improve the World

    themidside
    13 Jul 2014 | 9:18 pm
    The internet asploded this past week due to LeBron James returning to Cleveland, Germany destroying another country (in soccer), and JK Rowling writing another story featuring the now-adult wizard she unleashed upon us all. We figure out what it all means for our future. Plus, Bryan Cranston and Breaking Bad are going to win a bunch of Emmys, and we acknowledge that fact because we’re supposed to.
  • Luis Suarez Bites, Gary Oldman Rants, and The Lone Ranger Shines

    themidside
    29 Jun 2014 | 8:44 pm
    Excuses, excuses, excuses are all we hear about how the world should be and why it isn’t that way. We take these cries of offense head on as we clench our jaws around a World Cup controversy, an Oldman’s ranting, and a pervasive movie measurement myth.
  • The Redskins Trademark Cancellation, Ron Paul “Acts” in Atlas Shrugged Part 3, and Chelsea Handler & Netflix

    themidside
    22 Jun 2014 | 8:26 pm
    It’s a week of absurdities in The Midside as we try to understand the United States Government canceling the Washington Redskins trademark, Ron Paul appearing in Atlas Shrugged Part 3, and Chelsea Handler Chelsea Handling Netflix. We also debut a new segment, BuzzFeed Comment Theater.
 
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    CheesyPeasy

  • Atlantic Way in Norway

    cheesypeasy
    21 Jul 2014 | 12:21 am
    [source] Likes(0)Dislikes(0)The post Atlantic Way in Norway appeared first on CheesyPeasy.
  • Drag Racing in Thailand

    cheesypeasy
    21 Jul 2014 | 12:07 am
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  • Sometimes a Batman comes in handy

    cheesypeasy
    18 Jul 2014 | 1:36 pm
    [source] Likes(0)Dislikes(0)The post Sometimes a Batman comes in handy appeared first on CheesyPeasy.
  • Fruit Helmets

    cheesypeasy
    18 Jul 2014 | 9:18 am
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  • Only in Japan

    cheesypeasy
    18 Jul 2014 | 2:52 am
    [source] Likes(0)Dislikes(0)The post Only in Japan appeared first on CheesyPeasy.
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    Funny Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes | Short Real Inspiring Stories

  • “It’s impossible to stop the flow of reasoning.”- Children Jokes

    Malenadu
    22 Jul 2014 | 7:19 am
    Miss Figpot was giving a lecture on company slogans, advertising and marketing in her fifth grade class. "Joey," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly skies'?". "United." Joey answered. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?". Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty. "Now Hawk, Tell me which company uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?" Little Hawk answered, "Mom." Related Keywords- Funny Jokes on Reasoning, Small Story in classroom, Fun article on MOM, Interesting Incident with teacher, Quotes on…
  • “No 2 people are perfect, only relationships can be made prefect.”- Marriage Jokes

    Malenadu
    21 Jul 2014 | 7:07 am
    A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry."  "Yes, there was one girl.. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl. The only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything.. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."  "Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.  "She was looking for the perfect man," he…
  • “Virtualization is the new love as man is tired of getting hurt or cheated.”- Computer Jokes

    Malenadu
    17 Jul 2014 | 7:27 am
    Related Keywords- Funny Jokes on computer, Small Story on Virtualization, Fun article on virtualization, Interesting Incident on virtuality, Quotes on Love, Humor Cartoon on computer
  • “Complexity exits only in chosen procedures, never with solutions.”- Research Jokes

    Malenadu
    8 Jul 2014 | 9:15 am
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