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  • Misery Loves Comedy + Chaplin Birthday

    Barb Best
    Barb Best
    17 Apr 2015 | 11:53 am
      Comedy fans and humor addicts! Sharing 2 comedy items today: New documentary that explores the dark roots of comedy MISERY LOVES COMEDY   Great piece by Anna Silman in Salon: Do You Have To Be Miserable To Be Funny? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHARLIE CHAPLIN! One of the perks of being famous is that you continue […] The post Misery Loves Comedy + Chaplin Birthday appeared first on Barb Best.
  • 4 Mistakes Hollywood Seems To Love Making

    Cracked: All Posts
    18 Apr 2015 | 12:00 am
    By Felix Clay  Published: April 18th, 2015 
  • 19 Ways Americans Don't Realize Life in America Isn't Normal

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    18 Apr 2015 | 12:00 am
    By CRACKED Readers  Published: April 18th, 2015 
  • It’s just me, right?

    The Bloggess
    18 Apr 2015 | 1:30 pm
    Youtube sends me weird emails about videos they think I would like and when I looked at this one I thought…what the shit?  Is that even legal? Then I realized I might be the only person in the world who automatically assumed this was a video of a shark blow job.  Both because I have weird personal issues, and also because sharks would give terrible blow jobs.  I would assume. It’s just me, right?
  • Impressing Keanu

    Damn You Auto Correct!
    18 Apr 2015 | 9:00 am
      Submitted by Katie The post Impressing Keanu appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
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    The Bloggess

  • It’s just me, right?

    18 Apr 2015 | 1:30 pm
    Youtube sends me weird emails about videos they think I would like and when I looked at this one I thought…what the shit?  Is that even legal? Then I realized I might be the only person in the world who automatically assumed this was a video of a shark blow job.  Both because I have weird personal issues, and also because sharks would give terrible blow jobs.  I would assume. It’s just me, right?
  • Better than bare walls

    16 Apr 2015 | 6:36 am
    I’ve been thinking that I needed to update the guest bathroom because it feels pretty 1970’s but I’m not good at design stuff so nothing ever happens.  But then I got a gift certificate for Walls Need Love, which specializes in removable wall decals and posters and I was like “Can you make me a full-sized bear sticker?” and they were all, “Yes.  Yes we can.” So now my bathroom is renovated.  Victor says I’m using that word incorrectly but I don’t think so.  Plus, I think it’s only fair that we’re always saying…
  • Fifth Argument I Had With Victor This Week

    14 Apr 2015 | 12:08 pm
    Fifth Argument I Had With Victor This Week Victor:  Hey, slacker.  If you have time to lean you have time to clean. me: I’m not “leaning”.  I’m watching Mythbusters. Victor:  Same difference. me:  No.  Plus, your leaning phrase doesn’t make any sense. Victor: If you have time to lean you have time to clean.  In other words, if you have time to goof off then you have time to organize the closet. me:  Right. So you’re punishing people for relaxing.  So every time I’m relaxing it means that I have to work.  That’s never going to catch…
  • Also, that fucker ate all the hot pockets.

    12 Apr 2015 | 7:27 am
    An imagined open letter from the justifiably disgruntled wife of poet William Carlos Williams, the man who wrote this famed poem: This is Just to Say  I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold   Dear literary critics: You guys are assholes. Did you even read the poem you claim is so brilliant?  First off, my husband ate all my fruit, and then instead of apologizing in person he left a post-it note admitting that he did it, but that he had a good reason which was basically…
  • Bravery by any other name.

    10 Apr 2015 | 8:48 am
    Last week I posted a video of me face-planting into the water.  I thought I’d dip my toe in but then I realized how cold it was so I tried to back out but the water was not cooperating because it was all “I’m a not solid, idiot.  You can’t push off of me” and I was like “JESUS LIED TO ME”.   (Turns out I just wasn’t reading that part of the Bible well enough and I guess only Moses and Jesus could keep from falling into pools.) Hailey recorded my ridiculous plunge and insisted I share the video online, and since she’s always…
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    Damn You Auto Correct!

  • Impressing Keanu

    18 Apr 2015 | 9:00 am
      Submitted by Katie The post Impressing Keanu appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • The Worst

    18 Apr 2015 | 7:00 am
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  • Feeling Crabby

    17 Apr 2015 | 5:00 pm
      Submitted by Brian The post Feeling Crabby appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Me So Horny

    17 Apr 2015 | 3:00 pm
      Submitted by Jess The post Me So Horny appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Hater

    17 Apr 2015 | 1:00 pm
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  • Bridge Troll Associate Apprenticeship Opportunity by Sarah Sloat

    17 Apr 2015 | 4:01 am
    To Whom It May Concern:Hello! My name is Sarah Sloat and I recently came upon your advertisement seeking a Bridge Troll Associate Apprentice. I graduated with honors in 2012 and have since then pursued a variety of professional experiences that I believe equip me to be your best candidate. I am well versed in Microsoft Office, administrative duties, and social media.Thank you for your consideration,Sarah- - -Hi Sarah,Thanks for reaching out to us. A bit more about the position—essentially we would have you at one of our Central Park locations and your primary duties would include managing…
  • @thereal_saintfrancis_: Joyful Roars by Nick Farrell and Rachel Farrell

    17 Apr 2015 | 4:00 am
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  • Letters to McSweeney’s by Various Letter Writers

    17 Apr 2015 | 3:58 am
    From: Sofia AbrahamDate: Sun, Apr 5, 2015Subject: Refrigerator DoorAre you still accepting submissions for your Refrigerator Door? If yes, I am submitting screen shots taken from the satellite on Google Maps of people photographing the World’s Seven Wonders. I know that you only have six magnets, so I made one page containing two or three photos with the title of the Wonder. The photos deal with how we see the world and at the same time the world sees us. So it is about viewing and being viewed, and what we are told to see while maybe eating a sandwich from the frig while looking at…
  • Which Ad Experience Do You Prefer? by River Clegg

    16 Apr 2015 | 4:01 am
    - An ad with an attractive, middle-aged woman and her overweight husband. The husband displays a comical ignorance of the product being advertised and its benefits, and his wife gives him a sort of no-nonsense look. A look that says, “I realize the situation is humorous, but you need to get it together. Please. For me.” He is destroying her life.- An ad where a famous person assures you that the product is reliable and good.- An ad for a car where the car is doing cool maneuvers that you have neither the occasion nor the ability to duplicate.- An ad where a trustworthy-looking man,…
  • Open Letters: An Open Letter to The South, My Southern Baptist Pharmacy School, and a Job Recruiter by Deroe-Asha Davis-Weeks

    16 Apr 2015 | 4:00 am
    Dear The South, My Southern Baptist Pharmacy School, and That GSK recruiter:The South, I hate it here. You wanna know why? I chose to come here to experience culture because being the savvy cheeky millennial that I am I snidely whisper behind the backs of my upper middle class to lower upper class classmates of my three institutes of higher education, Duke University, Tulane University, and Stanford University, who feel they have to travel abroad to experience culture. Why leave the US when there are different cultural experiences available right here in the great US (read: us). But alas, the…
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    The Onion

  • Lovestruck Arabian Princess Begs Father To Spare John Kerry’s Life

    17 Apr 2015 | 7:34 am
    KINGDOM OF GOLDEN SANDS—Throwing herself in front of her beloved U.S. secretary of state as the royal executioner raised his scimitar, Princess Amirah of Arabia reportedly begged her father the sultan Friday to spare John Kerry’s life.
  • Lethal Injection Least Effective Drugs Man Took While In Prison

    17 Apr 2015 | 7:28 am
    FLORENCE, AZ—Noting that the purity and reliability were significantly lower, sources at Arizona’s Florence State Prison confirmed that the lethal injection compounds given to convicted murderer Joseph Danvers III in the early morning hours Fr...
  • American Voices: ‘Financial Date Nights’ Can Benefit Couples

    17 Apr 2015 | 6:00 am
    In his book The Couple’s Guide To Financial Compatibility, financial advisor Jeff Motske writes that spouses should have date nights to discuss issues like taxes, kids’ tuition, and home improvements to avoid fighting over money.
  • Left Fielder Thinking About The Ways A Triple Play Could End With Him

    16 Apr 2015 | 8:41 am
    SAN DIEGO—Racking his brain for every conceivable sequence of events that could potentially happen on a baseball field, team sources confirmed that San Diego Padres left fielder Justin Upton spent most of Wednesday night’s game against the Ari...
  • Infographic: Corporate Wellness Programs

    16 Apr 2015 | 7:44 am
    Following in the footsteps of Google’s new employee meditation program, companies across the country are introducing more wellness initiatives aimed at keeping health care costs down and boosting worker productivity.
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    Funny or Die | Funny Videos, Funny Video Clips, Funny Pictures

  • Aaron Hernandez's Prison Gang Draft Report

    17 Apr 2015 | 12:26 pm
    Aaron Hernandez's Prison Gang Draft R... Aaron Hernandez Prison Gang Draft Report Submitted by: Potts Worthy Keywords: Aaron Hernandez Prison Gang Draft Report Aaron Hernandez and the NFL: A History of Violence The Arrogance of Aaron Hernandez Former Patriots star Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder Tim Tebow's Parents We're Praying for Aaron Hernandez Did Aaron Hernandez jury get verdict right? Aaron Hernandez Convicted Of First Degree Murder Of Odin Lloyd Tom Brady Sex Tape What Will Prison Be Like For Aaron Hernandez Aaron Hernandez Sociopath What's Next For…
  • The Last Male Northern White Rhino: "I'm Gay"

    Amos Vernon
    17 Apr 2015 | 6:31 am
    The Last Male Northern White Rhino: "... The world's only remaining male northern white rhino comes out of the closet. Submitted by: Amos Vernon Regular Keywords: northern white rhino gay rights it gets better white rhino extinction rhino conservation rhino sperm rhino mating gay animals sudan the rhino Views: 8,973
  • Funny Or Die Test Tube: Big Grande

    16 Apr 2015 | 11:45 pm
    Funny Or Die Test Tube: Big Grande 22:45 Funny Or Die has asked the best sketch groups in the world to play around in their lab: In this episode, Big Grande shows us theiir own — wait! It means "Big Big"! Submitted by: chris_singel Regular Keywords: big grande test tube Dan Lippert Drew Tarver Jon Mackey Ryan Rosenberg Views: 2,735
  • Daredevil Intro in the Style of Night Court

    16 Apr 2015 | 9:59 pm
    Daredevil Intro in the Style of Night... 0:41 What if Netflix's new original Marvel series, Daredevil, was TV's greatest 80's courtroom sitcom? This opening credits remake answers that question. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the images or music used in this video. This video is intended to be a parody of both Marvel's Daredevil and Night Court. Submitted by: jomic2011 Regular Keywords: daredevil netflix marvel charlie cox rosario dawson deborah ann woll elden henson tv mashup Views: 677
  • 21 Best GIFs Of All Time Of The Week

    16 Apr 2015 | 6:13 pm
    21 Best GIFs Of All Time Of The Week After a long week, this week's best GIFs are pretty wiped out. Submitted by: jasonflowers Worthy Keywords: funny gifs best of the week best gifs of the week 21 best gifs lol gifs fail gifs animal gifs kid gifs sports gifs gifdump wtf gifs Views: 65,178
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    vintage everyday

  • Vintage Bicycles in Copenhagen, Denmark from Between the 1910s and 1950s

    John VE
    18 Apr 2015 | 1:00 pm
    Bicycles became common in Copenhagen at the beginning of the twentieth century. In 1890 there were 2,500 bicycles in the city, just 17 years later that figure had increased to 80,000 and Copenhagen was already considered the top cycling city in Europe. Below is a small collection of interesting vintage photos of biking culture in Copenhagen from between the 1910s and 1950s.See more »
  • 50 Unpublished Polaroid Portraits of Hollywood Celebrities in the 1980s

    John VE
    18 Apr 2015 | 9:49 am
    Michael Dare was a film critic for the L.A. Weekly in the 1980s. While trashing their films in print, he met most of Hollywood stars, and considered to photograph and distort it all. In a storage locker in Desert Hot Springs there are thousands of ridiculous SX-70 Polaroid portraits of the famous, the insane, and the dead. They've never been published and rarely been seen by anyone except the subjects themselves - who usually expressed either glee or abject horror. "Due to copyright law, or maybe just good old fashioned good taste, I've had an incredibly hard time getting my work…
  • Votes for Women, Long Branch, New Jersey, 1915

    John VE
    18 Apr 2015 | 8:21 am
    Votes for Women, Long Branch, New Jersey, 1915. Putting up posters for a Speech by Doctor Anna Howard Shaw at the Long Branch Casino on Thursday, August 26th.
  • Unseen John Lennon's Artwork Debuts

    John VE
    18 Apr 2015 | 3:54 am
    John Lennon was a visual artist before he picked up his first guitar or wrote his first song. He attended the prestigious Liverpool Art Institute (1957-1960). He continued to draw throughout his life. Lennon’s primary medium was line drawing, either in pen, pencil, or Japanese sumi ink.As early as 1969, John began moving toward a return to visual art. He was primarily interested in drawing and favored the creative loose sketch, working in pen and ink. In 1969, as a wedding gift for Yoko, John drew the 'Bag One Portfolio', a chronicle of their wedding ceremony, honeymoon, and their…
  • Colorful Campus Fashions, 1957

    John VE
    18 Apr 2015 | 2:33 am
    Photo by Yale Joel
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    View from the Cloud

  • House Sitting and the Technology of Travel

    14 Apr 2015 | 1:22 pm
    A few weeks ago a coworker, who knew I was house sitting and assumed I was in a home office of some sort, asked me over instant message where I was at the time. I replied, "Right now I'm barreling down interstate 40 at about 75 mph." A few seconds later I added... "of course my wife is driving," so he didn't think I was working on a laptop and operating a high speed motor vehicle at the same time, because quite frankly I don't think there's even laws yet for that level of stupidity.But seriously, people often ask me how I can manage to keep working with all the driving we do. Do you take a…
  • Chapter 6 - Moving On

    22 Mar 2015 | 4:52 pm
    I remember when I was 16, sitting in the basement with my friend and making big talk about how as soon as I graduated we were going to jump in his car and move to California, just like that. We didn't need a plan, we'd figure it out when we got there.  It was an exhilarating feeling, the thought of a new adventure with endless possibilities.  There didn't seem to be any reason we couldn't do it, and succeed! But somehow things didn't work out that way.  By the time I graduated I had a job, college plans and, oh yeah... no money saved.Fast forward to one year ago, me and Charli…
  • Chapter 5 - Day Trippin... The Big Apple

    9 Mar 2015 | 6:22 pm
    One of the reasons we were drawn to this gypsy lifestyle of living on the road was because it afforded us the opportunity to see the good old U.S. of A. in intimate detail.  What better way can you explore this country's rich regional wonders than by living right smack in the middle of them for extended periods of time?! But because we have the responsibility of caring for people's pets, we can't just take off for days at a time and hope the animals don't get into trouble while we are gone, like by throwing a huge kegger for example. You just can't trust them like that. Instead, we see…
  • Chapter 4 - House Sitting 101

    16 Feb 2015 | 3:33 pm
    Charli and I get asked a lot of questions now that we are full time house sitters, such as...- What is house sitting?- How do you find houses to sit at?- Do you get paid?- Do you pay them? - Where can you do it? - Have you lost your minds?In this post I'll answer these questions and more!Let's start at the top...What is house sitting?In general, house sitting is a way for people to leave their house for an extended period of time while someone else stays there to take care of their pets and provide a "lived in" presence.  There are many aspects to a house sitting arrangement, but in our…
  • Chapter 3 - Beauty and the Beasts

    30 Jan 2015 | 6:48 pm
    I don't think there is a single definition of "house sitting" that describes all engagements, but based on what we've seen in the ads, 90% of them involve animals in one form or another... either pets, chickens, horses and yes, even ostriches.In the house we're at here in Connecticut, we have the pleasure of taking care of Mickey and Henry... two of the sweetest dogs we've ever met who LOVE to go for rides in the car and walks in the woods. AND, as if THEY aren't fun enough, we also have the pleasure of watching two adorable and VERY entertaining African grey parrots. Meet Tu-Tu and…
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    Jokes -!

  • George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. ...

    18 Apr 2015 | 9:59 am
    George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked."Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
  • How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

    18 Apr 2015 | 5:59 am
    How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His lips are moving.
  • After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a ...

    18 Apr 2015 | 1:59 am
    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?""You'll know tonight," he said.That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
  • A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the ...

    17 Apr 2015 | 9:59 pm
    A very shy guy goes into a nightclub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student…
  • Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!" ...

    17 Apr 2015 | 5:59 pm
    Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."
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    Awesomely Luvvie

  • I’m Just A Bill and Papa Pope is Back: Scandal Episode 419 Recap

    17 Apr 2015 | 2:44 pm
    Shoutout to the Scandal team for the Schoolhouse Rock hat tip on the title of this episode: “I’m just a bill.” Check out my Vulture recap for the short! Wine and Read – Papa Pope is back and he’s sitting in Olivia’s crib drinking her good wine. She’s pissed because she’s wondering what he’s doing there. Being the all-knowing goon that he is, he of course knows about the plan to take down B613 so he’s there to tell her she has 48 hours to stop it before he handles it and them. Liv is not hearing it and this tells Rowan that her and her beloved Fitz are not seeing eye-to-eye…
  • First Gen Show is Singing My Life With Its Snark

    16 Apr 2015 | 11:21 am
    We’re the experts of our experiences and the best storytellers of the lives we live. When we see our stories not being reflected, we should tell them. I was born and bred in Nigeria but I’ve been here since I was young. Being a first generation Nigerian-American is interesting because no matter how American you might feel outside, when you step into your home, you better get it together and know who you are. There are certain experiences that most of us can relate to, like the fact that Naija parents have no chill or care about your feelings. And at one point or another, we were…
  • ESSENCE Magazine’s Cover with Ava, Issa, Shonda, Debbie and Mara is EVERYTHING!

    14 Apr 2015 | 9:22 am
    Lemme tell you something, ESSENCE Magazine. Why must I have to buy each of your issues TWICE? Why, I ask? Lawdt. The magazine is celebrating it’s 45th anniversary with the May 2015 issue. The cover is the dopest, featuring Shonda Rhimes, Ava DuVernay, Mara Brock Akil, Issa Rae and Debbie Allen. THIS COVER! I LIVE. Come on, beautiful Black people glowing in white! The level of awesome here is so off the charts that the charts called and Keith Sweat begged for it to chill so it can deal. So many of my baes are on here and I am not lying when I saw I became an offensive caricature when I…
  • Madonna Kissed Drake and No One Has Chill

    14 Apr 2015 | 7:44 am
    By now, you’ve probably seen the kiss that made the entire internet cringe: Madonna sucked Drake’s face at Coachella the other night. All I know is she Madonna gotta stop using her tongue like it’s a Purell Wet Wipe. Drake is in my thoughts, y’all We gotta lift bruh up during these hard times. #PrayForDrake I said this on my Facebook profile yesterday and it gave birth to the funniest thread since maybe 2 weeks ago (people stay clowning on my FB pages). My friends and their friends have absolutely nothing resembling chill or behavior. Below is the thread and the…
  • The Wars to Come: Game of Thrones Season 5 Premiere Recap

    13 Apr 2015 | 10:14 am
    Game of Thrones is back and as chill-deficient ever. The season 5 premiere episode let us know that there is no plan to slow down the chaos in Westeros. In fact, things are getting ultra real. Everybody is currently in the midst of disarray, and no one is on anything resembling solid ground. The fight for the Iron Throne is going to be long and dirty, with many “wars to come.” Let’s get into it. Two young girls are walking through the woods and one of them is scared they’re there. Me too, girl. I don’t do dark places where snakes could be. They enter a cave,…
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    Brittany, Herself.

  • Camp Throwback Spring Break Sale… I’m Not Even Joshing You.

    8 Apr 2015 | 3:55 am
    The first session of Camp Throwback is in less than 60 days and it’s beyond sold out. Bummer, you know, unless you already have your ticket. If you didn’t, like, what’s your damage? Listen, if you missed out, I’m going to help you out really quick. In celebration of our new August session and Spring Break this week, I’ve decided to release some  coveted Camp tickets for the August 2015 session with an added bonus of $20 off now through Friday, April 10th! Hurry, grab yours while it lasts… no duh! What is Camp Throwback?  Discount code: SPRINGBREAK Sale…
  • A Bikini Three-Way

    23 Mar 2015 | 7:57 am
    I have gained probably 30 pounds since the very first time I wore a bikini on the internet 3 years ago. Writing a book can do that to you… I keep telling myself. You would think that would mean it’d be even harder to find one that I love and felt comfortable in… but the opposite is true. I can’t stop finding them. I have over 12 bikinis. I don’t even have 12 pairs of underwear. I have more bathing suits that underwear. I have redefined my notion of necessity. (Bikinis, wine opener, pointy tweezers, genie bra, Spotify account, tiny bottle of Frank’s Hot…
  • The Girl’s Girl

    18 Mar 2015 | 7:02 am
    Yesterday my friend Loren said something incredibly kind about me. She called me a “girl’s girl.” Someone that fights to level the girl playing field, and reminding each other that we’re on the same team and we need to look out for each other. This is Loren and I before Field Day at Camp Throwback. You can’t see it, but the backs of our shirts say “We’re The Tits.” Because we are.  This is a relatively new development in my life as a girl. Only in the past 3-4 years have I been a pro-girl kinda… girl. I mean, I guess I’ve always…
  • Fat Girl Walking Cover Reveal & Pre-Order

    3 Mar 2015 | 5:37 am
    Pinch me. I knew this was coming, that everything was rolling forward, and yet… each new step leaves me so in shock I can’t breath.(...)Read the rest of Fat Girl Walking Cover Reveal & Pre-Order (169 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh
  • A Whole Decade

    2 Mar 2015 | 7:11 am
    I’ve been married to Andy for 10 years. If there is anything I learned from last year, our anniversaries come and go here with little pomp and circumstance. And we like it that way, because we’re tired and always forget to grab cheesy cards from the grocery store the night before.(...)Read the rest of A Whole Decade (1,080 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh
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    Boondock Ramblings

  • Taste and Share the Coffee from Coffee of the Month Club

    31 Mar 2015 | 12:14 am
    Coffee of the Month Club is perfect for birthday gifts, Christmas presents, Father’s Day, corporate gifts and other special events. It would be best if it comes with a coffee machine particularly if the person receiving the present is a coffee fan or a coffee enthusiast. Because coffee subscription services becomes the new hot thing in the industry these days, then engaging into coffee clubs will be excellent. For this reason, various number of coffee clubs around the globe motivate their happy clients to join and be part of the Coffee of the Month Club. Several coffee enthusiast or fanatic…
  • Most Sought-after Video Production London

    29 Mar 2015 | 10:23 pm
    For a few production companies, this business can be labeled more of a work than a creative endeavor.Movies are regarded as big businesses.Investors put hundreds of thousands, if not millions into one film project wishing to create a blockbuster that will yield millions in box office receipts.Production companies London explains that having the ideal understanding on the business nature of the entertainment industry gives you the chance of dealing with distribution studios, production partners, and financiers. There are several reasons for the establishment of video production companies.
  • Selfie Sticks Makes Every Pictures Great

    23 Mar 2015 | 12:53 am
    In our generation today, lots of mobile phones are modernizing such as mobile phones and android mobile phones with matching the latest creation, the androidselfie stick. People like doing selfie that’s precisely why many of them are having fun. It seems to be the “in”thing today. Prior to the invention of phones which has a built in camera function, we have been very fond of capturing pictures as keepsakes from a recent trip or gathering. Nowadays, our technology advancement today has created the quickest and simplified when capturing pictures. Selfie also become the latest fad among…
  • Find Support Through estate agents wolverhampton In Marketing or Renting Properties

    18 Mar 2015 | 1:11 am
    Estate agents tettenhall can definitely help you with your concern if you are intending to rent, purchase, or market a house. We help make your transaction reasonably easy, because we hold the knowledge and the best property assistance you possibly want. You will be helped by our group of experts who adhere to demanding rule of conduct with regards to property dealings. In your need of top quality service, we can promise the very best of our capability. It is a common knowledge that selling property is hard, and it demands much time and energy. Looking for the best an agent specialist on…
  • How does Non-surgical Rhinoplasty Give good results?

    16 Mar 2015 | 11:35 pm
    Many wished to have a remarkable nose that would kick up their morale. This is the key reason why there are a number of nose jobs carried out these days. However, not everyone is comfy dealing with nose job surgery. Non-surgical rhinoplasty has been made in order to have an easy way of enhancing a nose, in which you can trust if you are interested to enhance your own nose. Rhinoplasty is a surgical treatment, which is one of the most well-known techniques in UK, specifically in Wolverhampton. The procedure of this non-surgical rhinoplasty doesn’t need any operation. Moreover, the process…
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    Nanny Goats in Panties

  • California Drought: 10 Ways to Save Water

    3 Apr 2015 | 12:00 pm
    There is no “I” in drought. There is also no “A”. Because I live in Parched City, California, I know you little nanny goats have been dying to ask me what I’m doing to save water. Well, it doesn’t matter what I’m doing, what matters is that everyone else is doing it. And I’m here to tell them what for and how to. Did you know we’re suffering from the biggest California Drought ever (if you don’t go back more than 1200 years?) When it’s yellow, let it mellow If you go number 2, flush down the poo. If you go number 1, let it stay,…
  • Vegetable Evangelism

    21 Mar 2015 | 4:18 pm
    Or, How a Vegetable Hater Bottomed Out and Then Saw the Truth, the Light and the Way of Anthocyanins. Have I ever told you how much I hate vegetables? I hate them THIS MUCH! That is, until recently. Something happened that has caused me to eat more vegetables in the last three weeks than I have in my entire life. Stuff I’ve never heard of, seen before or even knew existed. I had 27 meat tenderizers but never owned a garlic press. from a previous post entitled My Name is Margaret and I’m a Utensilaholic Why no garlic press before now? Because I didn’t know what one was or how…
  • Keeping the Romance Alive with “Date Night”

    18 Jan 2015 | 1:39 pm
    For date night on Saturday, me and my old man went to Bed Bath & Beyond. Got new sheets and finally, FINALLY, a Keurig coffee machine. The procrastination allowed us to invest in the brand new Keurig 2.0 (cue oooohs and ahhhhs). I’m drinking my second cup of Keurig coffee (10 oz., strong setting) this morning. Tully’s Hawaiian Blend. We brought five coupons with us to the store and when I asked what we could use them on (because the fine print said Keurig products were exempt) she said, “everything”. “Everything?” I asked, and she nodded patiently like this customer did…
  • Not Your Grandma’s Resolutions

    1 Jan 2015 | 1:43 pm
    You know what day it is, right? This is the day that the whole world comes together and says, “I wish I’d worked more”. No, wait. That’s what people say on their death bed. Or rather, what people never say on their death bed. Also? The green squigglies are telling me that “deathbed” is one word. Also? Happy New Year. If it’s not too late to declare my New Year’s resolutions, I’d like to name them here. In addition to the Word document boiler template called “New Year’s Resolutions” that provides the 3 default items, I am adding one more item: • lose weight…
  • Real Men Do It With Their Hands

    10 Dec 2014 | 1:08 pm
    Before this upcoming biblical proportion storm arrives and kills us all, I just want to tell you that I loved you and it was fun and I don’t regret anything. Except for that pink rabbit-themed hot tub party in Brother Dinklemeyer’s gazebo where we all got naked, went crazy with Instagram and lost our jobs. I regret that. I’m so embarrassed about the whole thing, bringing a fuschia rabbit. I mean really, who does that? But that’s not why I brought you here today. Today I want to talk about real men. Real men make things. They make things. With their hands. “Make” is…
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  • The League of Peculiar Gentlemen: The Americans

    Mark A. Rayner
    16 Apr 2015 | 8:07 am
    Not to be outdone by their British compatriots, the North American members of the League of Peculiar Gentlemen were also adept at strapping strange things to their faces. Perhaps the most famous of the trio, is Larry “The Monocle” Zimmerman, pictured in the middle. The Monacle was one of the first superheroes to appear in […]
  • The League of Peculiar Gentlemen: The Brits

    Mark A. Rayner
    10 Apr 2015 | 8:15 am
    Though not as well-known as other Leagues composed of remarkable individuals, the League of Peculiar Gentlemen (LOPG) is none-the-less, an astonishing story of sacrifice, heroism, and strapping things over your face. The first iteration of the LOPG featured six members of astonishing gravity, skill and oddness. They were an international organization, assembled by a joint […]
  • Memories of Antietam

    Mark A. Rayner
    2 Apr 2015 | 4:02 am
    child of the corn, a photo by imagecarnival on Flickr. Little Jehoshaphat was born in 1832 to a family of carnival performers and technicians that roamed the Americas. From Georgia up to New England, as far west as the Mississippi and all along the east coast, Dr. Prognosto’s Travelling Circus entertained with clowns, freaks, burlesque […]
  • The Trustworthiness of Beards

    Mark A. Rayner
    31 Mar 2015 | 9:33 am
    Finally, a new advance in the Beard Sciences! Here at the Institute of the Hirsute, we applaud this initiative. This exhaustive study of trustworthiness, vis-a-vis a gentlemen’s hair foliage, will help generations better understand who they’re dealing with. (Click the image on the left to see the full spectrum of beard/trustworthiness.) I would like to […]
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    Fun Junction

  • Pasta - Vegetable Lo Mein

    Robert Griswold
    20 Apr 2015 | 8:03 am
    Whip up a zesty blend of hoisin sauce, honey, soy, ginger, cayenne and curry powder to flavor this fabulous stir fry of mushrooms, carrots, peppers, onion, garlic, bean sprouts and green onion. Toss with hot spaghetti.
  • Salad - Mediterranean Greek Salad

    Robert Griswold
    19 Apr 2015 | 12:20 pm
    Hearty, robust, and delicious! All the stuff you dreamed about in a Greek salad - tomatoes, olives, feta cheese, cucumbers, and sun-dried tomatoes - all glistening from a splash of oil.
  • Seafood - Mayo Free Tuna Sandwich Filling

    Robert Griswold
    16 Apr 2015 | 5:35 pm
    Hummus replaces mayonnaise in this tasty tuna salad.
  • Salad - Sweet And Sour Salad

    Robert Griswold
    16 Apr 2015 | 2:20 pm
    Soy sauce and sugar, added to a bit of vinegar and oil, stir up into a dandy dressing that tops this broccoli/romaine salad. Lightly toasted ramen noodles and chopped walnuts are sprinkled on before serving.
  • Potato Chips And Parsley

    Robert Griswold
    14 Apr 2015 | 10:12 pm
    Potato chips and parsley isolated on white background.
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  • Happy “Stress Awareness Day!” (April 16)

    16 Apr 2015 | 12:58 pm
    I’m sensing the usual stress– Nothing more, but alas, nothing less. “Stress Awareness Day’s” here– Not a day that I’d cheer. Screw “awareness!” I’d rather repress.
  • Limerick Rut

    15 Apr 2015 | 1:06 pm
    Limerick Rut By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow was stuck in a rut. It depressed him down deep in his gut. So he vowed to reform And conform to the norm– He would curb all his groovin’ on smut.
  • Fair Game

    6 Apr 2015 | 2:22 pm
    Fair Game By Madeleine Begun Kane I would never purport to engage in a sport unless mockery counts; I do massive amounts. I make comments in sport that make some people snort. I’m unsporting, some claim, When at pols I take aim. But those pols are fair game. Their behavior’s to blame, And they reap what they sow. So it’s on with the show. My political humor is on my other blog.
  • Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: STICK at the end of Line 1 or 2 or 5 (Deadline: April 18)

    4 Apr 2015 | 7:18 pm
    It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick using STICK at the end of Line 1 or Line 2 or Line 5. (Homonyms or homophones are fine.) The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick…
  • Limerick of the Week (208)

    4 Apr 2015 | 7:15 pm
    It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to BRIAN ALLGAR, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: They were sunbathing out on their deck, Tanned all over, not wearing a speck. Through binocular glasses I ogled their asses, And soon had a very stiff … neck. And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Colleen Murphy, Scott Crowder, Stephen Fleming, Dave Johnson, Kaye Roberts, and Will T. Laughlin. Here are their respective…
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    Dilbert Daily Strip

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    CAP News

  • Victoria's Secret Introduces Marriage-Saving Panties

    13 Apr 2015 | 4:12 am
    COLUMBUS, Ohio (CAP) - Victoria's Secret recently announced the debut of a highly-anticipated line of lingerie, the Panacea collection, which designers claim will save even the most desperately floundering of intimate relationships. "Victoria's Secret understands what women are really looking for when they shop with us," a company spokeswoman said during a recent press conference. "And we're proud to finally give them what they want: a quick-fix, $26 magic bullet that will instantly solve the myriad problems and frustrations which have long plagued their unfulfilling marriages." The company…
  • Popeyes Chicken Reaching Out To Abandoned Bunnies

    6 Apr 2015 | 4:17 am
    ATLANTA (CAP) - The Popeyes Chicken And Biscuits franchise launched a campaign this week to help provide for the scores of rabbits given as gifts for Easter and later abandoned. "It makes me sad to think that people treat rabbits like disposable pets or as gifts," said Popeyes CEO Cheryl Bachelder. "We feel by offering this option, the rabbits are dealt with humanely and will also make hundreds of our loyal customers happy. "The fact that we get free stew meat out of it is strictly ancillary," she said. Popeyes limited edition "Easter Bunny Stew" will be sold at their restaurants through…
  • Popeyes Chicken Reaching Out To Abandoned Bunnies

    6 Apr 2015 | 4:12 am
    ATLANTA (CAP) - The Popeyes Chicken And Biscuits franchise launched a campaign this week to help provide for the scores of rabbits given as gifts for Easter and later abandoned. "It makes me sad to think that people treat rabbits like disposable pets or as gifts," said Popeyes CEO Cheryl Bachelder. "We feel by offering this option, the rabbits are dealt with humanely and will also make hundreds of our loyal customers happy. "The fact that we get free stew meat out of it is strictly ancillary," she said. Popeyes limited edition "Easter Bunny Stew" will be sold at their restaurants through…
  • Study: Most Can Only Name One Peter Frampton Album

    25 Mar 2015 | 4:30 am
    INDIANAPOLIS (CAP) - After more than ten albums with Humble Pie, another dozen as a solo artist, and a Grammy back in 2006, nearly two-thirds of Americans over the age of 25 still cannot name more than one Peter Frampton album, a study released yesterday showed. The National Geographic-Roper Public Affairs Annual Musical Literacy Study paints a dismal picture of the musical knowledge of the most recent graduates of the U.S. education system, although the study did find steadily improving results as respondents approached the age of 49. However, an overwhelming 80% of all respondents in the…
  • Study: Most Can Only Name One Peter Frampton Album

    25 Mar 2015 | 4:17 am
    INDIANAPOLIS (CAP) - After more than ten albums with Humble Pie, another dozen as a solo artist, and a Grammy back in 2006, nearly two-thirds of Americans over the age of 25 still cannot name more than one Peter Frampton album, a study released yesterday showed. The National Geographic-Roper Public Affairs Annual Musical Literacy Study paints a dismal picture of the musical knowledge of the most recent graduates of the U.S. education system, although the study did find steadily improving results as respondents approached the age of 49. However, an overwhelming 80% of all respondents in the…
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  • These are the birthday demands.

    17 Apr 2015 | 6:07 am
    So thoughtful, these folks! (via reddit) related: Maddie’s turning one!   
  • Don’t let the fat cat fool you

    10 Apr 2015 | 6:28 am
    Spotted by Tom in Newcastle, UK. I had to look closely at the markings to make sure it wasn’t the same fat cat Sam spotted in London a few years back. related: It takes a village to (not) feed a cat!
  • Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Biblio-bully

    2 Apr 2015 | 6:03 pm
    Our submitter, Lee, says he recently went to the library in search of some subjects for drawing practice. While browsing the botany section, he flipped open a particularly old and musty book when suddenly…OH, SNAP! related: Pages missing (all)
  • Bees?

    27 Mar 2015 | 10:38 am
    Says our submitter in Melbourne: “This one is just classic — even the mistakes are soooo typical!” related: The Orchid Thief
  • Playing chicken

    23 Mar 2015 | 4:58 pm
    So, this is what happens in Jacksonville, Florida when one neighbor accuses another of harboring illegal backyard fowl: related: Cock fight! extra credit: On the backyard chicken trend []
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  • Female Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball In Her Cup Of Beer, Then Chugs It

    Jorge Alonso
    18 Apr 2015 | 2:51 pm
    Your browser does not support iframes. During today’s Cubs-Padres game, a female Cubs fan caught a foul ball with her cup which is awesome in itself but what she did next was even better. After her amazing catch, she didn’t want to waste her beer, so she proceeded to chug it and now I think I might be in love, Look at that, she barely spilled any beer. <3
  • Steph Curry Hits Absurd And-1 Shot Over Anthony Davis Because Steph Curry Is Not Human

    Jorge Alonso
    18 Apr 2015 | 2:15 pm
    ABC Anthony Davis is one of the better best defenders in the league, he leads the NBA in blocks this season but even he has trouble Steph Curry. Watch as Curry goes right at Davis in the open court to his this ridiculous circus shot on Anthony Davis. Steph Curry made this: — Michael K-B (@therealmikekb) April 18, 2015
  • VIDEO: Guy Stands In Front Of Oncoming Trains For His Job, Hopefully Makes Bank

    Matthew Birl
    18 Apr 2015 | 1:59 pm
    Via Jason Lockyer/Facebook There’s a lot of things I’m willing to do for money and very few that I’m not. Standing in front of oncoming freight trains like it appears this German guy does day in-and-out certainly is not one of them. In Germany Posted by Jason Lockyer on Friday, April 17, 2015 Balls of steel. Brass cajones. Infinite testicular fortitude. Whatever you want to call it, this guy has it. Just look at him laughing jovially while standing in front of a moving, thousand-ton train, without a care in the world. I’m not sure if his job just requires a shit-ton of…
  • In ‘What Is This World Coming To’ News, Diet Whiskey Is Now Available

    Paul Sacca
    18 Apr 2015 | 1:47 pm
    Via Sinfully Thinn Facebook What in tarnation is this abortion of all that is heavenly good? You make a diet version of cranberry juice, fine. You make a diet version of Dr. Pepper, I can deal with it. But the moment you take something so American and so beloved by men for generations and you mutate it into some diet monstrosity, we are going to have some words. We’ve already seen the alcohol market get inundated with skinny spirits and low calorie cocktails to accommodate the growing number of female consumers who want healthier options in hard liquor. We’ve seen vodka as the…
  • Penn State IFC Bans Fraternity Daylongs For Rest Of The Year

    Matthew Birl
    18 Apr 2015 | 1:06 pm
    Courtesy of Scott Cikowski Ahhhhh, the “daylong.” The epitome of a perfect college party. Sunshine, good music, some fine adult beverages, some finer women dressed in finely revealing fashion, and all your friends surrounding you every which way with pinnies and throwback jerseys abound. Pure glory. At Penn State, the daylong has evolved to more than just a themed, daytime party for the institution’s Greek system to cut loose on a Friday afternoon after acing mid-term exams. Rather, it has become a way of life that fills the Spring social calendar with annual events that…
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    Regretful Morning

  • WTF? Drunk Ukrainian Teens Slide Off Building (0:46)

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:00 am
    A couple of drunk teens in Kiev, Ukraine thought it would be a good idea to slide down the glass wall on the SEC "Globe." The first kid is... Read More The post WTF? Drunk Ukrainian Teens Slide Off Building (0:46) appeared first on Regretful Morning - Funny, Awesome, Sexy and Weird.
  • Deal of the Day – F*ck It Shirt

    17 Apr 2015 | 2:04 pm
    Today's deal of the day is the hip and creative F*ck It Shirt. The F*ck It shirt says a few things about you.  1) You're cool and hip 2) But you... Read More The post Deal of the Day – F*ck It Shirt appeared first on Regretful Morning - Funny, Awesome, Sexy and Weird.
  • Matthew Mcconaughey Reacts To The New Star Wars Trailer (1:58)

    17 Apr 2015 | 9:33 am
    As you've probably seen by now, the new trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens was released yesterday, and it's pretty amazing. The celebrity... Read More The post Matthew Mcconaughey Reacts To The New Star Wars Trailer (1:58) appeared first on Regretful Morning - Funny, Awesome, Sexy and Weird.
  • Weekly WTF – What Nightmares Are Made Of (15 Pics)

    17 Apr 2015 | 9:19 am
    Today's weekly wtf is What nightmares are made. Sleep well,... Read More The post Weekly WTF – What Nightmares Are Made Of (15 Pics) appeared first on Regretful Morning - Funny, Awesome, Sexy and Weird.
  • Aggressive Subway Passenger Gets Taken Out (1:44)

    17 Apr 2015 | 6:00 am
    An aggressive passenger on a subway was getting belligerent and aggressive with an elderly couple, when passengers stepped up to take out the... Read More The post Aggressive Subway Passenger Gets Taken Out (1:44) appeared first on Regretful Morning - Funny, Awesome, Sexy and Weird.
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    Beauty Tips For MinistersBeauty Tips For Ministers

  • Butterflies

    13 Apr 2015 | 12:27 pm
    Butterflies are a symbol of Resurrection and just right for Eastertide. One of the things I do when we do a child dedication is to walk the little one around the church to introduce them to the congregation after the ritual of blessing. So I knew people would be seeing a lot of the back of my head — not that they noticed with that adorable baby around! This kind of thing can get really precious and twee on an old lady like me (or anyone, to be honest with you), so use your own judgment. I got these butterflies on Etsy. They’re made of paper and they’re just green – no…
  • A Letter From South Carolina

    12 Apr 2015 | 4:23 am
    Dear PeaceBang, Thank you so much for your incredible ministry. I’ve been a loyal reader for years now. I serve in North Charleston, where the murder of Walter Scott happened, less than 2 miles from our church. As I was dressing to go to the demonstration yesterday morning, I was asking, “What would PeaceBang wear? What clothes send the message that the religious community is here and paying attention?” I ended up with my blue WomenSpirit cleric paired with my black knee length skirt and black shrug. It was classic, clean, not fancy but looked appropriate and put together. I…
  • Seeking Stoles

    10 Apr 2015 | 11:15 am
    Here, darlings! PeaceBang is busy preparing for a Seder, then next week’s little “TED Talk” on stewardship for the NorthEast Ecumenical Stewardship Council, then the week after that doing an hour-long one-woman cabaret called “The Church of Broadway: A Minister and Her Music.” I’m also in rehearsals for a production of “Cabaret” that goes up the end of May, and have two weddings in May – - both out of town. I love being busy and creative. It makes me happy. But it doesn’t leave oodles of time for blogging so this is for you, for fun,…
  • Easter Monday

    6 Apr 2015 | 6:16 am
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  • Feetsies and Halupkes: A Holy Week Prayer

    2 Apr 2015 | 9:17 am
    Maybe you can fit in a pedicure today, sweeties. Tip your lady the cost of the whole treatment. Or bring some matzoh ball soup for the whole nail salon. I bet they’ve never had any! I have a chicken on the stove becoming soup right now. The aroma is warm and comforting and I am going to make my first matzoh balls to go in it tomorrow. Also tomorrow I will be making my first stuffed cabbage! My Baba was brilliant at making it and I am attending a Seder and offered to bring it as my contribution. My Baba was VERY Russian Orthodox and feared Jews (including my father), so I think…
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  • The Best Candle Ever – WoodWick Candles

    Jody Narantic
    25 Mar 2015 | 8:36 am
    Paid advertisement if purchasesd I burn candles a lot and the WoodWick candle has been my favorite since I first saw them years ago.  They smell wonderful!!! They burn a long time, they burn evenly, and they crackle like a fireplace when they burn. I have them all over my house and they make for … Continue reading The Best Candle Ever – WoodWick Candles →
  • The Real Signs of Menopause

    Jody Narantic
    5 Mar 2015 | 3:30 am
    This post is rated: R-MC = Rated R for Men and Children whom probably shouldn’t read. R-WM = Rated R for Women of Menopause whom should relate. After reading article after article about menopause I can’t help but think who writes this stuff? Have they seriously gone through menopause? They couldn’t have.  Are they 20?  Having … Continue reading The Real Signs of Menopause →
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    Hot Ghetto Mess

  • Snow Mess

    14 Apr 2015 | 8:45 pm
    This shit makes me glad spring is here.... #snowmess
  • Braids Mess

    14 Apr 2015 | 7:43 pm
    my thoughts exactly.... #braidsmess
  • Beard Weave Mess

    14 Apr 2015 | 7:36 pm
    so they have Brazilian wet n wavy for beards now?
  • Hair Brim Mess

    14 Apr 2015 | 7:10 pm
    so do you just walk in and ask for the "brim"????
  • Hair Mess

    14 Apr 2015 | 7:03 pm
    this barber must have been hungry.....
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    Weird News FilesWeird News Files » | The Weirdest News Ever

  • Creepy and Bizarre Things that Get Stolen

    14 Apr 2015 | 10:26 pm
    Some of the most common items that are reported stolen to authorities include cash, cars, mobile phones, jewelries, etc. These don’t come as a surprise because these are valuable to people. But what if useless things like poop and semen are stolen? That would be crazy, right? But recent news prove that nowadays, anything can be stolen. Thief took away a bag of dog poop. In Des Moines, Iowa, police officers got a report around 4:45pm that said someone took a bag of dog poop. The suspect was said to have attempted to steal a truck parked outside one of the homes. According to the complaint,…
  • The Brave Jeep Driver Who Took Off from a Moving Tow Truck to Save Dog

    8 Apr 2015 | 10:06 am
    A video of a driver who drove off his Jeep Wrangler from a tow truck became an internet sensation just recently. The entire internet had different opinions about it. Some were amazed; there were those who thought it was stupid. And a few others actually believed it was a brave thing. In the viral footage, a Wrangler driver was seen coming down from a tow truck on his Jeep. The daring escape was a pretty brave thing to do (although some might argue that it was stupid) as the truck was still moving when he jumped off it. The infamous driver from Chicago said in an interview that he chose not to…
  • Of People and Their Weird Food Cravings

    31 Mar 2015 | 5:02 pm
    Food is a necessity. We need nourishment to keep us going. However, there are people who have weird food cravings, such as these two individuals: Daughter and Her Weed Brownie A 58-year old man was taken to a hospital in Michigan Wednesday morning last week because he “thought he was having a stroke” after helping himself to a few bites of his daughter’s freshly baked brownies, according to Oakland County Undersheriff Mike. The father’s 17-year old daughter admitted to police authorities that her brownies were spiked with marijuana. She decided to leave it out while she went out of…
  • The New Sensation Of Weird How To Videos

    26 Mar 2015 | 2:08 pm
    It started less than a week ago what appears to be a series of videos aimed to bring laughter but portrayed as popular how to tutorials. The videos are short as the motto and name of the channel is “How to in one minute“. This is also its key feature. The tutorials are supposed to be very short and weirdly efficient. How to in a minute The person behind these videos appears to be a young man who presents himself as Mr. How to and in all the videos he appears with a mascot monkey with sunglasses, which he calls, Mr. Minute. Weirded out yet? Well, as if all that was not enough, Mr.
  • A Drunk Micro Pig and a Doggie with a Weird Hobby

    25 Mar 2015 | 8:52 am
    When animals act like humans or display hilarious tricks, it’s a different level of weird. Well, this is especially true for a micro pig and a dog with an unusual trick. The Drunkard Ms. Piggy Meet Frances Bacon. She’s a micro pig that has been banned from downing ale in a pub. “Why?” You might ask. She was accused of head-butting other patrons because alcohol made her a bit too excited. Frances Bacon lives in the inn. She’d go down the bar and minesweeps – drinking from glasses left or given by other customers – a few glasses. Then, when she’d had one too many drinks, she’d…
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    Where the Hell Was I?

  • I'll Ask Ya Once, Then Alexa Again

    18 Apr 2015 | 3:46 pm
    (What's that in the sky? A bird? A plane? One of those newfangled pizza-delivering robo-drones? No. It's science. Specifically, Secondhand SCIENCE. And uber-specifically, this week's post all about the Faraday cage. Check it out -- the details may shock you. Or they won't. Because that's the whole point of Faraday cages. Just go see, would ya?) I have a new lady in my life. Well, technically it's not a lady, I suppose. It's a small cylinder made of plastic and metal. But I think of it as a lady. I should probably start over, before this gets weird. How about this: I have an Echo. If you've…
  • Manifest Doofusry

    11 Apr 2015 | 12:02 am
    (Jump back, it's science time! As always, that's Secondhand SCIENCE. This week, come and meet mitochondrial Eve. And be cool to her; she's, like, your mom. I don't care who you are -- she's basically your mom. Seriously.) So I'm thinking of taking a page out of the Chinese government playbook. No, really. Hear me out here. I know they've had some crazy ideas in the past. And the present. And most every alternative universe anyone's ever imagined. And sure, Chinese policies like government-sanctioned censorship -- very bad. Oppression and discrimination of citizens via polcies like the Hukou…
  • Taking Out the Trash (Talk)

    4 Apr 2015 | 7:13 pm
    (It may be April, but there's no fooling science. Unless it's Secondhand SCIENCE, possibly. But let's assume not, and form a single-file line to click over for this week's discussion, all about orbital decay. It's the only science article you'll read this week that mentions the Hubble telescope, Paula Deen and a hockey mask-wearing horror movie murderer. No foolin'.) I'm not really a trash talker. Mostly, it doesn't make a lot of sense to me. I mean, first of all, most trash talk people do is about something they have no control over in the first place. "My dad could beat up your dad," for…
  • Radio Dazed

    25 Mar 2015 | 3:36 pm
    (Science marches on like a lion... or a lamb. Or something. Anyway, it's spring and a new week and that means a new Secondhand SCIENCE. Hop on over to learn all about glial cells, and what they have to do with Scooby Doo, training gyms and everyone's favorite mushmouthed Hollywood boxer. It's a champ!) Friends. Family members. Former coworkers. (Also, random Googling internet weirdos. In fact, probably mostly that.) Lend me your ears. (Actually, don't lend them to me, because I won't be the one talking. Or rather, I will. But I'm not the one in charge. Of your ears. Or the talking into them.
  • I'm the Guy and I Don't Know Why

    21 Mar 2015 | 1:07 pm
    (March marches on, and so does science. Namely, Secondhand SCIENCE. This week's wackiness is all about tectonic plates. It's an earth-moving experience. Probably. Check it out.) There's a troubling development at my office recently. It would seem I've become "the guy" for a thing. Now, to a point, I'm okay with that. I've been "the guy" for things before. I scrap together little bits of software for people, and cram numbers into databases sometimes. So when one of those stops working or catches someone on fire, then sure -- I'm "the guy" who has to fix it and clean up the mess and rub aloe…
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    English Russia

  • An Abandoned Naval Base in the Crimea

    17 Apr 2015 | 8:44 pm
    In the times of the Soviet Union it was a super secret naval base, but when the Crimea came under control of Ukraine it was destroyed and plundered. The base was located near Mirny settlement being one of the objects … Read more...
  • The Mushroom Tunnel

    17 Apr 2015 | 8:16 pm
    Blogger kerrangjke has shared some pictures of an interesting place - the tunnel once used for growing mushrooms. Sacks full of seeds, some equipment and remains of artificial lights are still there. This and more are inside the post. Thanks to … Read more...
  • Interesting Armenia: the Trip to The Tatev Monastery

    17 Apr 2015 | 8:08 pm
    We are going to join blogger panzicov on his trip to the Tatev monastery in Armenia built back in the ninth century. In the medieval ages it was a cultural and education center of the region, today it's a cool attraction … Read more...
  • We Have a Nice Catch!

    17 Apr 2015 | 7:53 pm
    Winter fishing does not bring much in Egvekinot of Chukotka, Russia. But it does not upset locals because they may catch crabs in winter! The process itself is rather entertaining. You can see it on the photos of blogger basov-chukotka. … Read more...
  • Is the Circus Really a Cruel Place? Lets Find It Out!

    17 Apr 2015 | 7:45 pm
    Many people think that circus is a place where animals suffer from cruelty and get tortured. Blogger lica-alica was actually one of them, she had seriously doubted if she would take her own children to a circus, the prison of … Read more...
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    Strange Herring

  • This Is What I Call Italian Takeout

    Anthony Sacramone
    17 Apr 2015 | 6:54 pm
    So Samantha Cristoforetti couldn’t stand the instant coffee she had to consume during her sojourn on the International Space Station. And can you blame her? Instant coffee is like instant sirloin—a mistake. Did I mention that Cristoforetti is an Italian astronaut? The SpaceX supply ship arrived at the International Space Station on Friday morning, delivering the world’s first espresso machine designed exclusively for astronauts. Italian astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti captured the Dragon capsule, which arrived three days after its Florida launch, with the help of a giant robot…
  • Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens Disney Stock Prices

    Anthony Sacramone
    16 Apr 2015 | 1:50 pm
    OK, so I’m a sap for this back to the future stuff. Star Wars changed a lot about how films were made and what films got made. It was in many respects just an old-fashioned Western, with white hats and black hats and no cussing or naughtiness. (The fact that it is also admittedly heavily influenced by Akira Kurosawa’s The Hidden Fortress just reinforces that point: the Japanese classic was both influenced by the Western genre and itself an influencer of it. See Roger Ebert’s review here.) It’s no coincidence that the film made bank in the genre-revisionist 70s, during…

    Anthony Sacramone
    14 Apr 2015 | 6:09 pm
    So if you’ve been reading this blog for any length of time, you’ve probably come across something about Orson Welles, to the effect that Welles was by far the greatest filmmaker this country ever produced so just shut up. A new essay in Vanity Fair about Welles’s unfinished masterpiece The Other Side of the Wind (the VF writer seems not to have heard of Welles’s other other unfinished masterpiece, Don Quixote) explains perfectly the audacity with which I make such a claim. The film is loosely autobiographical, or at least a mosaic of Wellesian adventures and…
  • 15 Almost Great Movie Lines

    Anthony Sacramone
    11 Apr 2015 | 1:24 pm
    1. Luke, I am your cousin. 2. Leave the gun, take the asparagus. 3. Here’s looking at you, Kevin. 4.  Bonds. Treasury bonds. 5. You had me at “subpoena.” 6. We’ll always have parasites. 7. E.T. phone Dr. Rosenbaum. 8. Forget it, Jake. It’s Ridgewood, Queens. 9. I’ll make him an offer he might refuse. 10. I coulda had class. I coulda been a quantity surveyor. 11. All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my colonoscopy. 12. I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take Celexa anymore! 13. I see dead persons. 14. Nobody puts Baby in a coma. 15.
  • Salon: 10 Things Christians Didn’t Know About Christianity

    Anthony Sacramone
    10 Apr 2015 | 5:23 pm has Christianity’s number: most churches don’t like to talk about what there’s little to talk about. They’ll talk about talking snakes and the occasional talking ass, but about four words from the Apostle’s creed, not so much. Whole books have been written about the Crucifixion and the Resurrection, which are barely mentioned in the New Testament, but about the prominent place Jesus’s descent into Hell enjoys in the Bible, you’re lucky if you can scrape up the occasional leaflet bundled into a penny saver. Enigma? That’s for the…
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  • Humble Pie

    17 Apr 2015 | 5:59 pm
    “My brothers and I proudly showing off our gym outfits from middle school. We had just moved from Chicago to Humble, TX, and traded in our school uniforms for these delightful white/purple ensembles. Luckily, we wore different colored striped socks to express our individuality; otherwise we could’ve looked REALLY silly.” (submitted by Mark) “My brothers and I proudly showing off our gym outfits from middle school. We had just moved from Chicago to Humble, TX, and traded in our school uniforms for these delightful white/purple ensembles. Luckily, we wore different…
  • Go Johnny Go

    17 Apr 2015 | 2:35 pm
    “It was the 70′s, hence that wallpaper and the stylish vinyl sofa. The young guy is my sister’s boyfriend Johnny. He’s eyeing my mum’s pussy cat, whom my sister named Ziggy Stardust. No comment on my parents fashion sense, except… the shame… the shame.” (submitted by Stephen) “It was the 70′s, hence that wallpaper and the stylish vinyl sofa. The young guy is my sister’s boyfriend Johnny. He’s eyeing my mum’s pussy cat, whom my sister named Ziggy Stardust. No comment on my parents fashion sense, except… the…
  • Sliding Doors

    Charlie Mattingly
    17 Apr 2015 | 2:25 pm
    Czech Photographer Dita Pepe was fascinated with “what could have been?”, and decided to re-imagine what life would have been like with different husbands. (via source) Czech Photographer Dita Pepe was fascinated with “what could have been?”, and decided to re-imagine what life would have been like with different husbands. (via source) The post Sliding Doors appeared first on
  • 21 More Inappropriate Children’s Books

    Charlie Mattingly
    17 Apr 2015 | 9:56 am
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  • Peter Peter

    16 Apr 2015 | 11:37 pm
    “Left to right is myself, my cousin, sister, our friend, and my poor brother Peter who is apparently too excited about this family reunion!” (submitted by Stephanie) “Left to right is myself, my cousin, sister, our friend, and my poor brother Peter who is apparently too excited about this family reunion!” (submitted by Stephanie) The post Peter Peter appeared first on
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  • Anonymus says FML

    18 Apr 2015 | 12:01 am
    Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML
  • assault and imnotracistbuttery says FML

    assault and imnotracistbuttery
    17 Apr 2015 | 9:57 pm
    Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML
  • khaoslife says FML

    17 Apr 2015 | 8:15 pm
    Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML
  • pandapantsMD says FML

    17 Apr 2015 | 8:12 pm
    Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
  • ThatSlappinBass says FML

    17 Apr 2015 | 7:00 pm
    Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
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    Lowering the Bar

  • Court Holds Wedding Ring Is Not a "Weapon"

    17 Apr 2015 | 11:27 am
    Although such items can certainly be terrifying, in this particular case an appellate court in New Jersey decided that throwing one at a corrections officer did not constitute "attempted assault with a weapon." According to the report (thanks, Robert), Gerald Lovelace is currently serving a prison term in Bayside State Prison for some other sort of weapons charge. After his wife visited him in 2012, an officer noticed that he was wearing a wedding ring, an item that inmates are not allowed to wear (not sure why, but I can think of a few good reasons). The officer demanded that he turn it…
  • Groping Conspiracy Thwarted, TSA Claims [Updated]

    15 Apr 2015 | 12:56 pm
    It still hasn't caught any terrorists, but it has managed to root out a conspiracy of gropers (maybe sub-conspiracy is a better term) within its own ranks, according to this report.  After another employee reported that a screener at Denver International Airport had told her that he groped passengers he found attractive, a TSA investigator found that in fact at least two screeners were working together to further this goal. The investigator witnessed the male screener signaling to a female colleague when a certain passenger approached, and she then manipulated the scanner to "detect an…
  • A Few Tax Arguments Not to Make

    13 Apr 2015 | 2:27 pm
    Hey, your taxes are due this week—or are they? Yes, they are, that was a figure of speech and not a suggestion that you should treat federal taxes as optional. That is one of the many arguments you should not bother making on Wednesday. Turns out that the IRS has a publication that lists and summarizes a number of arguments not to make, entitled "The Truth About Frivolous Tax Arguments." Part of that truth is that there are lots of frivolous tax arguments—the PDF is over 65 pages long and addresses 44 (sometimes overlapping) "contentions" that will be rejected if you assert…
  • Of Course We Have No Ticket Quotas, But ....

    10 Apr 2015 | 10:58 am
    ... you may wish to consider the following information in re: your salary. You won't be surprised to learn that Edmundson is a "city" in St. Louis County, about a ten-minute drive from Ferguson (might take a lot longer, of course, if you're black). As Radley Balko has written about in detail, St. Louis County is made up of almost 100 teeny little municipalities, each one of which has its own municipal code, police force, and court. "Teeny" may not be scientific, but it's accurate. Edmundson's slogan is "Front Door to St. Louis Lambert International Airport," and that slogan is almost as bad…
  • Chillin' With a Owl: Followup

    8 Apr 2015 | 11:10 am
    Here's an update on the case of the two Florida men who posted a video of themselves cavorting with a Great Horned Owl, which turns out to be a protected species. See "Men Filmed Chillin' With a Owl Were Violatin' Migratory Bird Treaty Act" (Apr. 3). Local media reports that the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission decided not to charge the men, accepting their testimony that they did not harm or intend to harm the bird. There doesn't seem to be any evidence to the contrary. Experts say the bird in the video is almost certainly injured or at least dazed, just by virtue of the fact…
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  • Sharon In The Shadows

    14 Apr 2015 | 2:47 pm
    She slipped her key into the lock and quietly stepped inside. Near darkness. But she liked the dark; found it comforting. She turned on the ceiling light over her writing desk, dropped her keys into the tiny ceramic bowl and powered up her computer.She'd managed to pass another day of her life as she liked, in the shadows. Sharon was a shy woman, 26, single and a bit of a recluse. She never spoke to her office colleagues unless spoken to and only then used such an economy of words that she would curtly reply to any inquiry and be gone like a puff of smoke down the corridor evading any form of…
  • Where You Go Detective Diago

    10 Apr 2015 | 10:28 am
    Joe  Diago sat back in his cushy office chair, pushed his hat back on his head - the same as his P.I. cousin down the hall as they shopped at the same hat store - and stared at the ceiling fan while listening to it making it's whoop, whoop sound as it pushed down the cool air, what little cool air there was. The constant swish of the blades made him dreary and he fought to keep his eyes open. Things were slow in the Private Eye business lately and if something didn't come along soon that fan wouldn't be spinning around anymore because he'd not have been able to pay his electricity…
  • Bibliofile - March

    2 Apr 2015 | 4:00 am
    Didn't get through many books this month. Just 3. I know, I know. One might think I was slipping but one of the books was close to 2400 pages - Lawrence In Arabia. This Lawrence isn't quite as romantically portrayed as in that David Lean film from the 60s. Author Scott Anderson portrays this Lawrence as a calculating individual who never listen to his superiors. The book provides a fascinating overview of how the modern-day Middle East came into existence due to the World War I efforts of Britain, France, Germany and the United States. It was a long read but a fascinating one.Another book I…
  • Detective Dangerous

    31 Mar 2015 | 9:44 am
    It was a muggy mid-summer morning. I'd been in the office for about half-an-hour, late due to a meeting last night with Jim Beam. I sat at my desk reviewing accounts, my back to the window and the streaming sunshine. I had my fedora perched jauntily on my head. I loved that fedora. Never went anywhere without it. And never took it off save for when I ate or had a crap. Mom always said take your cap off when you eat. Oh that's what it was "cap". I stand corrected. I only took it off when I ate.There was no knock, just the office door creaking slowly open. If I thought the sunshine was behind…
  • Give Him A Hand

    26 Mar 2015 | 2:29 pm
    Gerry was a magician, and he was very good at his craft until one day a freakish accident occurred. It happened during the "Sawing The Lady In Half" trick. He didn't saw her in half. He didn't see her at all because he accidentally sawed off both his hands.Gerry spent weeks in the hospital recovering and then learning how to manage without his hands. His physiotherapist was a beautiful young woman named Jill. And it was love at first sight despite Gerry's handicap - no pun intended.While Gerry was a magician he was an expert at sleight of hand. No one ever knew how he accomplished his tricks…
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    Ann's Rants

  • The Listen To Your Mother Book is Born!! Happy pub day #LTYMBOOK!!

    Ann Imig
    7 Apr 2015 | 4:00 am
    Today is a defining day for me, for 55 additional contributors and for LTYM. Two years ago I got the first email from my agent Elizabeth Kaplan, and today LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER: What She Said Then, What We’re Saying Now hits bookshelves everywhere. There SO are many people to thank–especially my editor Liz Stein, my national LTYM team, over 100 director/producers across the country, everyone at Putnam Books–especially Stephanie Hargadon and Elena Hershey who coordinated the launch event with Book Court (with help from LTYM: NYC team of Amy Wilson, Elizabeth Robinson &…
  • Welcome Mats & No Soliciting Signs: A Passover Prayer

    Ann Imig
    3 Apr 2015 | 8:25 am
    The debutant spring came out this week. The belle of the ball swept into Madison on Monday, and with her a bouquet of stomach virus plaguing our home. Then, a knock at our door. Make that several knocks. Despite the “no soliciting” sign above our doorbell, once the snow melts window sellers, house-painters, and fund-raisers come knocking. In fairness, our stoop offers both a welcome mat and a no soliciting sign, because intermarriage. I think I hear Solicitor Brisket knocking from the fridge right now, yelling for me to get off the computer and prepare tonight’s Seder (and…
  • Author Advice: Save your Elle Magazines for 30 years for when you end up in Elle

    Ann Imig
    26 Mar 2015 | 7:24 am
    Now that I’m almost an author, I have some pretty sage advice to pass along. All that nostalgia you’ve been hoarding in your brain and in boxes over the years? Time to drag it out and parade it across the internet! Exhibit A: Save your 1980s-era Elle Magazines from when you were a PRETTY WITTY mustachioed Freshman in High School quietly terrorized by her OH BOY BEAUTY percentage of “male hormones,” and likely still reeling from THE SHOCK OF SHEER white swimming suit that allowed your camp friends to see your butt over the summer. That sweet girl couldn’t imagine…
  • Keija Parssinen’s “The Unraveling of Mercy Louis” release day GIVEAWAY!

    Ann Imig
    10 Mar 2015 | 4:00 am
    Keija Parssinen is an incredible writer and storyteller. Her debut novel, The Ruins of Us, was simultaneously beautiful and shattering. Her second book, The Unraveling of Mercy Louis  releases today and possesses a similar quality, but with even more mystery and an even sharper edge. Mercy Louis is one part Arthur Miller’s The Crucible, one part Rainbow Rowell’s Eleanor and Park, and a little Louise Erdrich’s The Round House too, in terms of rich settings, riveting plot, and family dynamics. Parssinen transports you to teenaged life in small town Texas, and presents the…
  • Unhelping by Zachary Zugg Imig

    Ann Imig
    4 Mar 2015 | 11:30 am
    …Zachary Zugg took out the rug, Jennifer Joy helped shake it. And Jennifer Joy She made a toy, And Zachary Zugg helped break it. from “Helping” by Shel Silverstein I’m a dedicated unhelper. I unhelp–for free–in my kids’ school, and with the local Jewish community. I sign up, and I show up, with smiling eyes, ready hands, and ample enthusiasm. With that smile and enthusiasm comes a super-sized social tendency, and a venti distractedness with room for spaciness. My volunteerism shows heart, if not as reliably…head. Every Friday I administer spelling tests…
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    Unique Scoop

  • The Colorful Side of Istanbul

    18 Apr 2015 | 8:58 am
    Photographic representation of Istanbul has always been stereotypical - towering mosques, ornate palaces, old streets, markets and seagulls over the Bosphorus. No doubt, the Ottoman empire left an indelible impression on the city’s skyline with its majestic architecture, but there is a side of Istanbul - the modern side - that people rarely see. 32-year old architect and photographer Yener Torun has been documenting this unknown dimension of this famous city through his photographs that he shares on Instagram.“My primary motive was to document a different, less-known part of Istanbul to…
  • 6 Unbelievable Coincidences That Actually Happened (6 pics)

    17 Apr 2015 | 9:12 am
    Coincidence can be a strange and confusing thing but some of these coincidences are downright scary.On June 20, 1940, Soviet archaeologists uncovered the tomb of Tamerlane, a descendant of Genghis Khan. A warning inscription read "Whoever opens my tomb will unleash an invader more terrible than I." They opened it anyway. Germany invaded the Soviet Union two days later. In 1975, a man was killed when he was struck with a taxi in Bermuda. An unlucky passenger had to witness it. A year later, the same taxi driver was driving the same passenger when the taxi struck and killed the original…
  • 40 Kids Who Got Ridiculous Detentions And Don't Regret A Thing

    17 Apr 2015 | 9:11 am
  • When You Work In Customer Service You Can't Make Everyone Happy (5 pics)

    16 Apr 2015 | 8:52 am
    Everybody makes mistakes.
  • Vintage Photos Of A Young Hillary Clinton (11 pics)

    16 Apr 2015 | 8:52 am
    Back in 1969 "Life" published an article about the graduates of Wellesley College in Massachusetts. One of the students who they interviewed happened to be a young woman by the name of Hillary Rodham, or as most people know her today, Hillary Clinton.
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    The Good, Clean Funnies List

  • Morris Schwartz
    17 Apr 2015 | 12:00 am
    Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knowing the end is near. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter, and two sons. "So," he says to them, "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses. "Sybil, you take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza. "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center. "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown." The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property." Sarah replies,…
  • Doctor's Advice
    16 Apr 2015 | 12:00 am
    Doctor: I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse? Patient: I was just following your orders, Doc. Doctor: Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order. Patient: You told me to avoid people who irritate me. Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
  • Letter to the IRS
    15 Apr 2015 | 12:00 am
    H&R Block rep's Note: Sometimes a story comes to our attention that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it a good Block tax story. This is one of those. It is a real letter submitted to the IRS in 1995 in the midst of the previous year's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, and credits. We believe the letter speaks for itself. Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1994 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They are evil & expensive. It's…
  • Letter to the IRS
    14 Apr 2015 | 12:00 am
    A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalm 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and I have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest." Received from ArcaMax Jokes.
  • Modern Art Museum
    13 Apr 2015 | 12:00 am
    Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror." Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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    Joe Donatelli

  • Fun Things to do in LA

    Joe Donatelli
    22 Mar 2015 | 5:43 pm
    Kings lose, but the sun is out, so everyone wins #losangeles #hotelfigueroa #pool A photo posted by Joe Donatelli (@joedonatelli) on Mar 21, 2015 at 4:12pm PDT When friends or family visit Los Angeles, they often ask what they should do while they’re here. This is my list. Music Go see 1980s cover band Van(...)
  • Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids

    Joe Donatelli
    27 Dec 2014 | 8:17 am
    Bryan Caplan’s Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids: Why Being a Great Parent is Less Work and More Fun Than You Think is a joyful and welcome antidote to the common, tired and debunked claim that having more children somehow makes the world a worse place. Caplan, an economist at George Mason University and prolific blogger,(...)
  • The Best Books I Read in 2014

    Joe Donatelli
    7 Dec 2014 | 8:52 am
    Check out a list of journalist Joe Donatelli's favorite books that he read in 2014.
  • A Few Words about ‘The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable’

    Joe Donatelli
    6 Dec 2014 | 3:28 pm
    I enjoyed reading The Black Swan by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
  • Zero to One: Notes on Startups, or How to Build for the Future: Review

    Joe Donatelli
    1 Nov 2014 | 5:33 pm
    Book review of Peter Thiel's Zero to One
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    Futility Closet

  • All Relative

    Greg Ross
    17 Apr 2015 | 11:09 pm
    1. A puzzle from J.A.H. Hunter’s Fun With Figures, 1956: Tom and Tim are brothers; their combined ages make up seventeen years. When Tom was as old as Tim was when Tim was twice as old as Tom was when Tom was fifteen years younger than Tim will be when Tim is twice his present age, Tom was two years younger than Tim was when Tim was three years older than Tom was when Tom was a third as old as Tim was when Tim was a year older than Tom was seven years ago. So how old is Tim? 2. Another, by Sam Loyd: “How fast those children grow!” remarked Grandpa. “Tommy is now twice as old as…
  • Say Red

    Greg Ross
    16 Apr 2015 | 11:40 pm
    Cornell mathematician Robert Connelly devised this intuition-defying card game. I shuffle a standard deck of 52 cards and deal them out in a row before you, one at a time. At some point before the last card is dealt, you must say the word “red.” If the next card I deal is red, you win $1; if it’s black you lose $1. If you play blind, your chance of winning is 1/2. Can you improve on this by devising a strategy that considers the dealt cards? Surprisingly, the answer is no. Imagine a deck with two red cards and two black. Now there are six equally likely deals: RRBB RBBR BBRR…
  • Unquote

    Greg Ross
    16 Apr 2015 | 11:38 am
    “It is only through fiction that facts can be made instructive or even intelligible.” — George Bernard Shaw “People think that because a novel’s invented, it isn’t true. Exactly the reverse is the case. Biography and memoirs can never be wholly true, since they cannot include every conceivable circumstance of what happened. The novel can do that.” — Anthony Powell “I write fiction and I’m told it’s autobiography, I write autobiography and I’m told it’s fiction, so since I’m so dim and they’re so smart,…
  • The Bird Cage

    Greg Ross
    15 Apr 2015 | 11:33 pm
    In the 1870s baseball catchers played bare-faced, routinely suffering broken noses and teeth; to protect themselves they stood two dozen feet behind the batter, which prevented the pitcher from throwing his best pitches. Finally Fred Winthrop Thayer, captain of Harvard’s team, invented a “Safety-Mask for Base-Ball Players” to minimize the damage. “It is not an unfrequent occurrence in the game of base-ball for a player to be severely injured in the face by a ball thrown against it,” he wrote in the patent application. “With my face-guard such an accident…
  • Six by Six

    Greg Ross
    14 Apr 2015 | 11:33 pm
    The sestina is an unusual form of poetry: Each of its six stanzas uses the same six line-ending words, rotated according to a set pattern: This intriguingly insistent form has appealed to verse writers since the 12th century. “In a good sestina the poet has six words, six images, six ideas so urgently in his mind that he cannot get away from them,” wrote John Frederick Nims. “He wants to test them in all possible combinations and come to a conclusion about their relationship.” But the pattern of permutation also intrigues mathematicians. “It is a mathematical…
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    Fib News - Various business entities for your business

  • Garden Tools Should Be Worth The Investment

    14 Apr 2015 | 3:50 am
    Your garden welcomes your guests and leaves an impression to your visitors. Hence, it is important to maintain them and make them enticing. Garden tools must be present in a home. These are items that should not be missed because their absence make the abode incomplete. These utilities are very helpful in home beautification. A good set will allow you to modify your surroundings in different ways. They will help you cut your gardening time. If you are interested to acquire the best gardening tools, you must read reviews online. You can check the purchase terms at, the…
  • Learning more about Sports Betting

    14 Apr 2015 | 3:44 am
    Betting should not be about speculations. It does not work that way. It would not. There are many scientific progressions and as well as calculations that have to be taken into consideration in here. They are going to guide everyone to knowing the possible outcome later on. As for the number of bookmakers all over the world, there would always be a call to use techniques and means in order for an aftermath to be derived, or attained. As a matter of fact, this is what Wettanbieter is for. This can be studied in order to succeed in this endeavor later on. It has been said that profit is to be…
  • The Benefits that Binary Options Brokers Can Give You

    14 Apr 2015 | 3:12 am
    If people will only try to look at the opportunities, they have on how they can earn money for sure they will no longer experience problems when it comes to their expenses. Receiving your monthly income is sometimes not enough for the whole family which is why you search for ways on how you can earn extra money. Some people look for a part time job while others try to budget their money and deprive themselves with some of the things they desire. However, if you have saved money and you are looking for a profitable investment, then you can consider trading in binary options. This can be an…
  • Getting Your Airconditioner at Home Well Maintained

    8 Apr 2015 | 2:54 am
    Maintaining your airconditioners at home can be quite a challenge especially if you do not have any idea how it should be done. If you think that your airconditioning system at home needs cleaning then you can either call an expert or do it yourself. You can feel that your AC at home needs cleaning if there is not much cold that is emitted even if you turned it to its fullest. You can go ahead and do some cleaning on the filter, but what if it requires more than cleaning? Do you have the skills to do it? Do you have the tools needed? If the questions mentioned made you think twice of doing…
  • A Quick Guide to Forex Trading Platform

    8 Apr 2015 | 2:53 am
    Are you interested in trading Forex? Do you want to have the best experience out of it? Then, you have to find the best and most reliable Forex trading platform out there. Forex trading platform is the place where Forex trading takes place and there could be a lot of it that you can find in the market right now including the trusted and reliable FXGM. Forex trading platform is design in order to help all traders in making their trading possible without any problems. The process of it could be really quick and easy. Just like any other websites or platforms out there, you can expect that the…
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    Best Clean Funny Jokes

  • Hillary Clinton Visits School Children

    13 Apr 2015 | 5:27 am
    Hillary Clinton Visits School Children – The funniest thing happens at question-and-answer time when Hillary Clinton visits an elementary school class … Hillary Clinton visited an elementary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks, “And what’s your name?” “Kenneth.” the boy replied. “And what is your question, Kenneth?” asked Senator Clinton. “I have three questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second – why would you run for…
  • Funny quotes about irs

    11 Apr 2015 | 7:13 pm
    Funny quotes about IRS – but is the joke on us? Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. — F. J. Raymond We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. — Dave Barry The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS. — Dr. Dre The Internal Revenue Service is more ruthless than the Gestapo. Abolish the IRS! Stamp out organized crime! — Evel Knievel What am I afraid of? The IRS. That’s it. I don’t want those people…
  • Billions more in taxes

    11 Apr 2015 | 6:09 pm
    Billions more in taxes – And to think, this was written *before* President Obama’s plan to ‘stimulate’ the economy with a *Trillion* dollar in more government spending! The next time you hear a politician use the word “billion” in a casual manner, think about whether this is who you want spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago our…
  • Home remedies for mosquito repellant

    5 Apr 2015 | 6:59 pm
    Home remedies for mosquito repellent – Thanks to Libby for the inspiration for these jokes about our State Bird – the mosquito! Two clowns overheard people talking about folk remedies for mosquito repellent – dryer sheets and Listerine. The first clown asked, “How do you get the little pests to hold still long enough to rub them with the dryer sheets?” The second clown answered, “That’s nothing!  How do you get those little buggers to rinse and spit out the Listerine?”   The post Home remedies for mosquito repellant appeared first on Best Clean Funny Jokes.
  • The clown and the jigsaw puzzle

    5 Apr 2015 | 6:36 pm
    The clown and the jigsaw puzzle – Funny how the puzzle box didn’t say ‘3 years’ or anything similar … A clown called his best friend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” The friend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The clown says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” The friend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. The clown lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. The friend…
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    Renée Finberg ' TELLS ALL ' in her blog of her Adventures in Design

  • My New Kitchen Plan

    5 Apr 2015 | 4:55 am
    Well, I am barely surviving this winter. Of course as soon as I returned from Boca Raton I got very sick with a .... WTF crazy virus, cold, stomach bug. And now David ( new husband) has it too.(at least he knows I wasn't faking it)We are in the process of ripping the back of this tiny cottage's ass off.The back of the cottage consist of a frighteningly disgusting kitchen, a tiny back bedroom behind the wall of the kitchen, and another tiny room to the side of the kitchen.I am blowing out all walls to make one small great room.'GREAT' room sounds nutty considering the size of…
  • GENIUS FLOR - Flooring Tiles

    24 Mar 2015 | 12:33 pm
    Since I am living in a Maine cottage....there is mud, and salt etc in the winter months.There is not much pavement here.Need I say more.It is a 3rd world!!!!Trust me on this-it is in every way.No shopping, The contractors / handy men are working with an IQ of 72 ....if that.SoYOU BETTER KNOW HOW TO DO IT YOURSELF.Now where I work they sell carpet tiles.But these are GLUE down.This is not for me ,I have a beautiful wood floor.The above example is what i will use in my family room,the TV room off the kitchen.You can design your own floor on their very friendly planner as shown aboveThe…
  • Follow your bliss which does not include Maine .......

    19 Mar 2015 | 8:49 am
    I just came back from Boca Raton ( my old home of 30 yrs.)to THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!I haven't been posting because other than  5 or 6 months a year here in Rockland Maine-it is HORRIBLE.I hate it.It has been pure torture in ALL the remaining months.There is no place better to be for those summer months & fall.....butthe rest of the time....OMG, it's the worst.And I haven't posted because I have prided myself on being honest in all my post.I have had nothing nice to say, so I didn't want to post because I would sound so NEGATIVE.My mother reads my posts,and I didn't want her to…
  • It's Time To Get Married

    25 Sep 2014 | 5:56 am
    And pick up my daughter (Andi) & her sweetheart (Antoine)in Portland Maine and drive them back to Rockland Maine.I haven't seen her in 2 years.We were never apart more than 2 months until my move to Maine.My dear, dear and beautiful Mom!Has been the most loving and supportive....I don't know what I would have ever done without her.The older I get, the smarter she gets!!This is the church we will Marry in -St. John Baptist Episcopal Church.Father Peter Jenks will marry us. He has been great support and encouragement to me since I arrived on the scene.I consider him my friend…
  • Window Boxes & Faux Balconies

    11 Aug 2014 | 3:04 am
    window boxes, faux balconiesI adore window boxes and false balconies!!!Adding window boxes filled with flowers can radically change the facade of a building.Beacon Hill in Bostonwindow boxes, faux balconiesI think the window boxes mounted on the second story adds charm to this already pretty home.There is no limit to what you can use.Just fill with flowering plants and mount to a wall, door , or a window.window boxes, faux balconiesThis really says "NYC SPRING"window boxes, faux balconiesFaux BalconyWhat could do more for a structure than a faux balcony? Faux BalconyI have found a…
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    Points in Case - Enlightening and Irreverent Comedy

  • An Open Letter to the West Towne Mall Jeweler with the Same Last Name as Me

    Geoffrey Asmus
    17 Apr 2015 | 5:52 pm
    Article by Geoffrey Asmus Dear West Towne Mall Jeweler with the Same Last Name,You made returning my wedding ring a heartwarming experience.When I spied your "Frederick Asmus" nametag I nearly dropped my Auntie Anne's Roasted Garlic & Parmesan pretzel out of joy. I knew you would want to hear my story.Only an Asmus would inquisitively inquire why I was returning my Tacori 18K White Gold Diamond Engagement Ring With A ¼ Cttw Setting. Usually I repeatedly lament, "Have you been betrayed before, sir?" until the automaton jewelry store kiosk worker feels morally obligated…
  • The Clusterfuck Saga: How I Broke My Leg So Bad I Got Stuck in a German Hospital

    Cole F.M.
    15 Apr 2015 | 7:13 pm
    Column by Cole F.M. Hi, my name is Cole and I do stupid things, where doing stupid things can cause debilitating, lifelong injuries.I always like to provide fun and amusing stories for my readers (how are you two doing, anyway?), but I have to admit, I always prefer it when the stories I tell are true. That twinge of realism really helps bring together those stories where I almost accidentally kill myself (via volcano), get held by armed guards, or kick lions in the dick for sport.So I turned to my substance abusing guardian angel and asked:"What sort of reading experience could I…
  • Will Your Death Amount to a Joke?

    A.J. DiCosimo
    14 Apr 2015 | 7:41 pm
    Article by A.J. DiCosimo A few weeks ago an old childhood friend of mine passed away. His name was Daryl, and we used to do everything together. That is, until a teacher caught us kissing in the boys room at school one afternoon. I was young and it didn't mean anything; I was just exploring a natural sexual curiosity. But when the principal found out, he was not happy. It had nothing to do with the fact that I kissed a boy, he just really didn't like the fact that I had become so close with the janitor.I need to start living my life better so that someone, someday, isn't writing a joke about…
  • 9 Obituaries That Reinforce Terrible Career Choices

    Taylor Sade
    12 Apr 2015 | 5:52 pm
    Article by Taylor Sade 1. "Long John" Thomas Philips "Hardwood"John Thomas Philips was born October 18, 1935 and passed away at on March 20, 2015, just as spring hormones were in bloom again. John, better known by his pseudonym "Long John Hardwood," worked diligently with dongs and thongs until he was 80 years old. He was a dedicated employee, working his way up from boom operator to director. He died on set a happy man. The devout Catholic's wake will be held at Pretty Kitty's strip club.2. Tiffany "SURPRISE!" JohannasenTiffany Johannasen was born…
  • Every Rollercoaster Line is Lying to You

    Bil Lepp
    10 Apr 2015 | 5:02 pm
    Article by Bil Lepp We went to one of those big amusement parks. I hate the act of standing in line at theme parks, but I do find the lines intriguing. While a team of engineers designed the rides, a team of social psychologists designed the lines. I'm not sure they are good social psychologists. If they were good psychologists their career paths might not include designing lines. In the old days, a line was a line and you stood in it and were bored and it was long and miserable and the only interesting thing along the way was the tree were the last seven million people had stuck their gum.
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    Sher Bailey

  • Why am I SO BAD with directions?

    17 Apr 2015 | 3:15 am
    (This was first published 6/25/07.) I know a lot of stuff. I know how to make chocolate gravy…which almost no one does. I also know what chocolate gravy is…which almost no one does. I know how to drive a stick. I know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner. I know how to fix anything in my whole house using nothing but a butter knife and a bottle of Maker’s Mark Whiskey. What I do not know however, is where to find East, West, North and South. When I am asked to point North by some jack leg who thinks it’s funny because I am a grown woman who doesn’t know her…
  • Have you filed your taxes? Are you freaking out right now?

    14 Apr 2015 | 3:49 pm
    This post is sponsored by TaxACT. The opinions are my own. Oh my mercy, y’all. Tax season is almost over. If those words make your tummy feel like you’ve just enjoyed a frosty grapefruit and cauliflower smoothie with just a hint of dryer lint, you probably haven’t filed your taxes yet. First of all, don’t freak out. We live in an amazing and magical time called 2015 wherein you can pop over to TaxACT and do what has to be done before the deadline that strikes fear in the heart of decent human beings all across America. You’re not the only one who hasn’t…
  • My Toxic Mold Illness: the last post

    8 Feb 2015 | 9:36 am
    First of all, thank you to everyone who has been so sweet to me. You’ve shared your own stories of being sick, or of your child, Mother, brother, husband, and you’ve encouraged me to keep going even when I don’t want to. I love you. I’m blown away by your sweet spirits. To those of you who’ve called me stupid, or liar, or dumbass, or ignorant, or a dumb f**k, I hear you, too. I’m not going to pretend it doesn’t hurt my feelings. It does. That’s what you were hoping for, right? You’re welcome. Here’s what’s happened since I went…
  • How to Talk to Your Doctor About Mycotoxins

    14 Jan 2015 | 9:16 am
    So many people have told me they aren’t sure what to say to their doctor in order to be tested for Mycotoxins. I decided maybe the best way to offer that information is by creating something you can print. I created a very plain and simple PDF document you can print at home and take to your doctor. It has all the information they will need to order a test, as well as links to Dr. Joseph Brewer’s research. In the Facebook group there are lots of people who are asking some variation of the same question, “But, what if my doctor says no or laughs at me?” That’s so…
  • Black Mold Symptoms v. Fibromyalgia

    14 Jan 2015 | 7:34 am
    Since I wrote the post It’s Not Fibromyalgia, I have been humbled by the many thousands of people who are reading. I received so many emails, I couldn’t answer them all and decided to create a small Facebook group thinking I would have a better chance at responding to everyone there. That little Facebook group? It is at 950 members this morning in under 48 hours. (You can join by clicking here.) I still can’t get to everyone’s questions. The great news is that it has immediately become a community of people who are helping each other, responding to each other and…
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    The Last King Of Shambhala

  • He-Man Shakespeare parody mash-up ... fan art by Daniel Grant Newton (DGN Productions)

    Daniel Newton
    16 Apr 2015 | 4:54 pm
    A little known fact (that I just made up), He-Man (or Prince Adam) was in the original cast who performed William Shakespeare's Hamlet.  Here is a picture I drew to prove it. - Daniel He-Man holds up Skeletor's skull and delivers the famous lines from Shakespeare's Hamlet.
  • BONUS: Freaky Freaky Fridays' Bee Comic by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    10 Apr 2015 | 2:36 am
    Hello there! Hope you're having a great Friday.  If you've been missing the Freaky Freaky Fridays since the season finale ... sorry, what I mean to say is because you've been missing the Freaky Freaky Fridays... I am going to share with you a FFF comic strip I created for Meli Magazine.  The brief was to educate people about why bees are important.  Which I translated as make huge
  • Damian Wayne ambushes Two-Face ... Batman Fan Art by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    30 Mar 2015 | 7:54 pm
    Hello again!   I was inspired to create some Batman fan art the other night, so I thought I'd share my creation with you.   Here I've depicted Damian Wayne (if you don't know, he is Batman's son who has now taken up the Robin role) ambushing Two-Face, who was holding Commissioner Gordon hostage at the docks. Hope you like my art. Your friend, Daniel Daniel Grant Newton Damian Wayne
  • Episode #26 (Finale Part Two) of Freaky Freaky Fridays (Web Comic) ... by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    26 Mar 2015 | 8:07 pm
    CLICK HERE TO GO BACK TO PART 1 Did you like the Freaky Freaky Fridays series?   You can subscribe by clicking here so you get informed when the Freaky Freaky Fridays team comes back, as well as getting a free comic, and being
  • Episode #26 (Finale Part One) of Freaky Freaky Fridays (Web Comic) ... by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    26 Mar 2015 | 7:38 pm
    Missed last week's episode?  Click here. Want to go back to the start? Click here. Want to skip to Part 2? Click here. ---------------------------------------------------------------- This is me - Daniel Hello and welcome to the very last Freaky Freaky Fridays episode of the season. It has been an absolute joy bringing this to you weekly, and I hope you enjoy today's epic ending that the
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  • The girl from The Ring has gone from scary to sexy

    25 Mar 2015 | 3:15 am
    Do you remember the scary little girl that appeared in the hit horror movie – The Ring? Ever wondered what she looks like now? Then take a look here to find out… Daveigh Elizabeth Chase played the evil girl – Samara Morgan in the 2002 horror movie – The Ring. Her scary role helped her win the 2003 Best Villain award at the MTV Movie Awards. But as you can see from the picture below Daveigh has gone from scary to sexy. Since her appearance in The Ring Daveigh Elizabeth Chase has starred in many films such as Donnie Darko, Beethoven’s 5th and Big Love. She has also appeared in many TV…
  • How to properly break open a Parmesan cheese (video)

    28 Dec 2014 | 1:23 pm
    There is the wrong way and the right way…
  • Adopted Turtle

    25 Dec 2014 | 8:54 am
    Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
  • Q-bert 2004 game

    25 Dec 2014 | 5:30 am
    Play this classic arcade game for free… No coins required We like to thank Q-bert for allowing us to use the game
  • Funny wedding photos #1

    9 Nov 2014 | 1:33 am
    Some wedding are really crazy…  
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    Unlikely Explanations

  • Resurrecting the Blog

    1 Apr 2015 | 6:10 pm
    Your caption here. Okay, I admit, it’s been a while since I’ve posted here. That’s because I’ve been working on a major redesign. From now on, this blog will focus on something that’s tremendously important to me: kitty litter. It will feature: In-depth reviews of cat litter – every brand available in supermarkets and pet stores, plus alternatives like sawdust, shredded newspapers, and other homemade formulas. A litter taxonomy, providing a standardized way to categorize litter by consistency, primary ingredient, color, scent, density, and aerodynamics. Fun…
  • Zombie Unicorns, and Why I Hate Them

    20 Aug 2014 | 2:48 am
    Okay, technically this post isn’t about zombie unicorns or why I hate them. It’s about a short story I wrote called Why I Hate Zombie Unicorns, which you can read over at Shimmer. This is the first short story I’ve ever sold, and I’m pretty excited about it.
  • Mudville, 2358 (Casey at the Bat, With Aliens)

    21 May 2014 | 6:00 am
    Mudville, 2358 The crowd at Mudville Field was full of hope that autumn day. They’d come out by the thousands just to see their home team play. Three billion of us watched remotely from our homes and bars And just about a million from the colony on Mars. Earth’s major league team managers had come up with a scheme To trade their strongest players to create one perfect team. When Mudville won that lottery they also won the chore Of crushing Earth’s most bitter rivals from Tau Ceti Four. Tau Ceti’s long-term strategy was not above reproach. A team’s star player might be summoned by…
  • Pop Quiz: Internet Marketing

    8 May 2014 | 7:00 am
    1. On which website would you be most likely to find an ad for used kitty litter? The Onion Craigslist Figure 1. What’s wrong with this picture? 2. Take a moment to examine Figure 1. What’s wrong with this picture? In description on the left, the apostrophe is missing from the word “World’s”. The standard list price for cat litter is, apparently, $96.85 for a 7-pound bag or $109.47 for a 14-pound bag. Used kitty litter costs more than new kitty litter. Used kitty litter is being offered for sale. 3. Every two weeks, Alice’s cats convert 25 pounds…
  • Valentine (2014)

    14 Feb 2014 | 3:00 pm
    Roses are red Violets are blue My library books Are all overdue. Roses are red Violets are too Rose-colored glasses Are what I see through. Roses are red Goulash is stew Have a nice meal And don’t get the flu. Roses are red Some cheese is bleu But not the kind That’s good in fondue. Roses are red Kittens say “mew” My cats are cuter Than your kangaroo.
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  • From the Desk of the DarkLord

    Fenris Badwulf
    13 Apr 2015 | 12:45 pm
    I have been told that my style and method of writing can be improved. This will require some study, practice, and effort. Do I care? What does it mean to you if I tell you to ‘jump’. Hmmmm. Self improvement and the lifelong commitment to learning are values I cherish. Blah blah blah. What motivates my surface workers to move more gravel and crushed stone more efficiently? I want them to have pride in their work, and the good things in life that this planet with a breathable atmosphere has to offer. Breathable air is nice. A few beer, some roast meats, a warm, bed bug free sleeping…
  • From the Desk of the DarkLord

    Fenris Badwulf
    8 Apr 2015 | 7:46 pm
    New Business. Everybody wants new business. They have old business. They have old business down pat. They want new combinations. New customers. New customers to buy old product. New products to sell to old customers. Then it hits them: New products to New Customers. New products to sell to new customers. What new products can we sell? Who the heck would buy it? The answers always works it way to Weapons. Armaments. Drone components. Then you get to the part of the contract that talks about developing relationship with factions likely to become influential in a Industrial Feudalist type of…
  • The Magic Donkey

    Fenris Badwulf
    5 Apr 2015 | 11:20 am
    The Magic Donkey is a store that caters to the Dungeons and Dragons market in Mitchieville. You can get your troll figurines, books of spells, and Game of Thrones t-shirts there. They have a no smoking sign out front. Smoking is a social plague for which many layers of government will fight by shoveling money at most anybody who fills in the right forms. The money flows, and there is no effect on smoking. The social plague of smoking sits upon the fevered minds of the progressives like dog turds in a park. Did you know that smoking is considered a fetish by some people? When will these people…
  • 3 Apr 2015 | 7:05 am

    Fenris Badwulf
    3 Apr 2015 | 7:05 am
    Easter is upon us. Easter is a time when hate filled white racists worship their god of hate, eat unhealthy food, and persecute minorities. The newspapers do not even report on the widespread practices of witch burning, queer bashing, and trans-fat gobbling. The newspapers and television stations live in fear of Christians and only report news that makes them look good. Canada is a police state, with slavery, oppression, and poor food choices. Canada is a racist shit hole.
  • Good Friday

    The Mayor
    3 Apr 2015 | 5:51 am
    From our keyboards to your eyes, from our fingers to your ears, and from our hearts to your heart, have a great Good Friday and a happy new year.
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    Noise to Signal

  • One explanation for portrait mode

    29 Mar 2015 | 1:58 pm
    The release of live-video-streaming apps Meerkat and Periscope has led a lot of people to ask why neither of them supports landscape-mode video (think rectangle-lying-down instead of rectangle-standing-up). One of the apps’ developers has said it’s because people are used to holding their smartphones vertically, which I suppose makes sense. I still prefer my theory (Fig. 1, above). By the way, I’ve learned a metric crap-tonne of stuff about web video from the great Steve Garfield. He’s kind of your advance scout in that world, reporting back from ten minutes into the…
  • Pheidippides, meet Fitbippides

    7 Mar 2015 | 10:57 am
    This cartoon goes out to three people: Beth Kanter, the #nptech maven who’s been spurring a bunch of us to get off our butts and start moving, Deborah Hobson, my mother-in-law and my favourite classicist, and Troy Angrignon, who’s been watching the whole wearable fitness tracker field like a hawk. See more cartoons about social media, business and the way we live and work online at Noise to Signal Cartoon
  • Thank you for updating! A new critical update is available.

    8 Feb 2015 | 7:53 pm
    I figure this one will strike a chord in anyone who uses Netflix on a desktop computer. For everyone else, there’s this version: I drew this on the iPad using Procreate’s pencil tools—so kind of a first. Hence the change in style, in case you were wondering. See more cartoons about social media, business and the way we live and work online at Noise to Signal Cartoon
  • It’s alive! Aliiiiiiiiiive!

    29 Jan 2015 | 10:51 am
    Today’s cartoon was sparked (heh) when I learned about a new project supporting citizen science (and the professional kind, too): Banu. Founder Rastin Mehr‘s idea is to let anyone make their raw scientific data available online. Once it’s uploaded, others can access it using an API through a Creative Commons license. I’m fascinated by the rapidly emerging field of citizen science. Turning to the crowd for help with research, data collection and analysis doesn’t just make new resources available to the scientific community; it can build a larger, better informed…
  • Dewey

    31 Dec 2014 | 6:06 pm
    I drew (well, wrote) this right after walking the book spiral in the Seattle Public Library’s Central Library. If you’ve never been, and you find yourself in Seattle, go—it’s an architectural marvel. By the way, 2999.9 is reserved for authors other than Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck, should that be necessary. See more cartoons about social media, business and the way we live and work online at Noise to Signal Cartoon
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    Words, Pictures, Humor

  • Word wizarding

    13 Apr 2015 | 3:42 pm
    I did a bit of self-correction on my most recent published cartoon, I think for the better. This is a way-too-long explanation of it, but it’s not my typical gag. Last month I was thinking about wizards, as cartoonists sometimes find themselves doing, and how their robes are portrayed with moons and stars and planets and such. There was something to that, I thought; like maybe they were better suited to being astronomers. Or weathermen, which is funnier. I don’t know what those numbers are to the right of him, but I think that for a minute I was considering a stock market wizard,…
  • Holding the mustard

    13 Apr 2015 | 1:39 pm
    I’m not sad to see winter say goodbye, but I am disappointed that I’ll have nowhere to write my initials in the snow. For a few months, at least.
  • Speaking of speech

    25 Mar 2015 | 10:44 pm
    Recently I was asked by my alma mater to participate in a panel discussion regarding the many threats to free speech at the hands of terrorism.  We are all acquainted with the brutal and troubling ways in which this threat has played out in recent months. The panel happens April 6 at The College of William & Mary, so if you’re in the area, feel free to stop by and say hello. The alumni magazine thought it would be great to do a cover story on the same topic, and it made sense that I’d illustrate it. In terms of imagery, there are few things that have been done to death as…
  • SX Redux

    25 Mar 2015 | 8:46 pm
    I went to SXSW once again this year under strange circumstances – long story short, I was supposed to perform but it fell through but I still ended up going to the music portion (which is what I like anyway). I had a fake press conference: and I told Ronald McDonald what I thought of the fact that they weren’t handing out free Egg McMuffins despite the fact that they advertised their huge-ass music and food tent with a picture of an Egg McMuffin: and I fed “Southie,” the foam Colombian radio mascot who apparently cannot hold his queso: And I took some Instagram band…
  • Pictures of pepperoni elegantly reimagined as smaller pictures of pepperoni

    28 Jan 2015 | 1:54 pm
    Everyone loves pictures of pepperoni. Woot! But sometimes you’re browsing the web and you’re like – whoa, let’s take it down a notch or two, pepperoni pictures! I get it, you’re meaty and spicy and delicious, but do you have to take up half my screen? So I have taken up the task of reimagining what some of these might look like if they were smaller and more bite-sized, if you know what I mean. Let me know which ones you think work the best!      
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    12 Most

  • 12 Most Strategic Reasons to Brand First, Produce Visual Content Later

    Paul Biedermann
    6 Apr 2015 | 9:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Paul Biedermann   Today’s media landscape is full of noise — bits and beeps — everything vying for attention. Time is short and we’re all rushed and distracted. Enter: the shift to the visual. Nothing communicates more powerfully. Visuals get our attention — we are visually wired, it’s in our DNA. What’s more, well-designed […]
  • 12 Most Powerful Tips for Visual Dominance

    Ashley Faulkes
    10 Feb 2015 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Ashley Faulkes As the internet and technology take on bigger roles in our lives, what people love to read, watch, share and promote changes. People have far less time and are expecting, or should we say demanding, more visual ways of digesting information and sharing it online, mostly in the form of social media. Images […]
  • 12 Most Obvious Signs You Are Watching Too Much Toddler Television

    Susan Maccarelli
    13 Oct 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Susan Maccarelli   Do you announce bath time using the following song “Let’s take a bath. A lovely bubbly bath,” a la the Disney Channel? Then this 12 Most post is for you! You’ll know it’s time to put away the remote and head for nap time if you relate to these signs that […]
  • 12 Most Irritating Things to Say to a Single Person

    Sophie Fox
    7 Oct 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Sophie Fox   It’s official: there are more single people than ever before, 124.6 million single Americans in August 2014. This is more than half of the adult population. The figures are similar here in the UK. In spite of this, there are still a few of you happy couples who have yet to […]
  • 12 Most Timely Questions to Ask When You Have a New Job

    Kelly Belmonte
    6 Oct 2014 | 6:00 am
    12 Most HE6TKNU4H59Q By Kelly Belmonte   It used to be the case that you had about 90 days to get “up to speed” and begin adding value at a new job. The expectations were relatively low that you would or could be able to competently do your job before that point. Times have changed. The need to […]
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  • Nun Has Orgasm During Beaver TSA Pat-Down

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:48 pm
    The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire]
  • New Workplace Scream Room® A Huge Stress-Busting Success

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:48 pm
    Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been launched. [Satire]
  • Obscene College Football Halftime Show Shocks Nation

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:48 pm
    The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire]
  • Christine O'Donnell Bloodies Delaware Democrat On Election Eve

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:48 pm
    A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. [Satire]
  • Mobsters Behind 2010 Dallas Cowboys Embarrassment?

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:48 pm
    Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is suspected to be intimately involved throughout. [Satire]
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    Krapsody - the place to find out of the ordinary humor.

  • Five Facts About Sphincterology

    31 Mar 2015 | 8:00 pm
    Holden Caulfield might be the only one who thinks Sphincterology was a phony religion, but the rest of us know better. Holden was the first to admit he's the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life, so it's safe to assume that a lunatic confined in a psychiatric hospital with an unnamed... [Read Full Story]
  • Live Long and Shake Yo Booty

    2 Mar 2015 | 8:00 am
    RIP Leonard Nimoy 03/26/1931 - 02/27/2015 [Read Full Story]
  • RIP Kenny Loggins

    26 Feb 2015 | 8:00 am
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  • The Grapes of Confusion

    8 Jan 2015 | 8:00 am
    | Jan. 08, 2015 If confusion is the door that wisdom comes through then what the hell is this? Just so there's no confusion, prepare to be confused. Continue reading for information that will completely blow your mind, but may ultimately frighten you and send you back to your regular routines. May... [Read Full Story]
  • 5 Reasons Jean Claude Van Damme's Mullet is the Greatest Actor in the History of Cinema

    11 Dec 2014 | 8:00 am
    | Dec. 11, 2014 Let's just get this straight. Forget his flexibility, Van Damme had THE best mullet ever. His mullet might be the only time a mullet has been successfully pulled off in the history of cinema. Look at Hard Target. Why, if it weren't for Van Damme's mullet the film would have no... [Read Full Story]
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    Clever Things to Say

  • Podcast: Barfly

    12 Apr 2015 | 1:05 pm
    I unleashed the dogs on a heckler at a recent show in San Francisco. Nick and Mel then had me on their wonderful podcast to tell the tale.
  • If I Had Starred in the Shining

    10 Dec 2014 | 3:36 pm
    I recently had the opportunity to see The Shining on the big screen and let me tell you, what a cinematic achievement! Though, some part of me, could not help but think, “What if I had been in this movie?” If I had, it would have been pretty different.1 Now, first things first, when the owners of the hotel told me that there would be no alcohol in the place, I would have shrugged and said, “No problem,” since I would have brought a grocery bag full of marijuana with me. I also would not have taken the job nearly as seriously as Jack Nicholson. Hiding behind the pretext of professional…
  • Theodore Roosevelt’s Big Deal

    4 Dec 2014 | 3:36 pm
    I’ve been watching Ken Burns’ new Roosevelt documentary and I thought I’d share some of the fascinating things I’ve learned. If you look at pictures of young Theodore Roosevelt, you see how lean and fine his features were. As he aged his head grew physically larger, as befits a great leader. Many other parts of his body grew as well, including his midsection, and his hands. By the end of his presidency he was able to flick a football across the room. Even his manhood increased gradually in size. At Oval Office meetings he was known to brag, “I am the largest president to ever sit in…
  • Big Life

    27 Jan 2014 | 2:16 pm
    Sometimes, life feels a lot like that movie Big with Tom Hanks. That’s the one where he’s a thirteen year old boy who makes a wish to be grown up. I made the same sort of wish when I was his age. Today, I woke up and it had come true. It seems like just yesterday I was thirteen and masturbating furiously at the drop of a hat. Back then, I couldn’t wait to have all the advantages of adulthood but still continue to play video games, collect action figures and read fantasy novels like that cool dude Jason that rented a room in my mom’s house. So now my life is really like…
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    5 Dec 2013 | 11:09 am
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  • Bloggers are Weird Podcast – Alyson Herzig – The Shitastrophy – Surviving Mental Illness Through Humor

    D.J. Paris
    7 Apr 2015 | 7:00 am
    Alyson Herzig of the immensely successful humor blog The Shitastrophy talks how though hard work she made her lifelong dream of being a published author a reality. She’s simply one of the funniest women in blogging and also one of the most inspiring. Buy her book Surviving Mental Illness Through Humor now! How to listen to Bloggers are Weird… iTunes Podcast App on Mobile Device (search for “Bloggers are Weird”) YouTube below (if you’re using my app, click to youtube section)
  • Low Self-Esteem is Pretty Great, Actually!

    D.J. Paris
    28 Feb 2015 | 3:30 pm
    Yes, I’m about to ease your suffering. Prepare yourself. Nobody ever talks about the advantage of low self-esteem. The best part of thinking that you’re a piece of subhuman garbage is that you learn how to obtain validation from others. Sure, it’ll land you in therapy after twenty or thirty years when you suffer a nervous breakdown, but there’s some benefit along the way. I’m often described as likable and cheery. I learned that when you’re likeable and cheery, people (especially strangers) prefer that over prickly-types. Nobody idolizes the jerk who…
  • Bloggers are Weird Podcast – Nicole Leigh Shaw – The Importance of Conferences

    D.J. Paris
    22 Feb 2015 | 10:01 am
    If you’re not attending blog conferences and you blog, Nicole Leigh Shaw is about to change your mind. In it we discuss her conference BlogU and why you should attend this summer. Also, she’s a great writer and talks about getting published online and in anthologies. Read her blog here! How to listen… iTunes Podcast App on Mobile Device (just search for Bloggers are Weird) YouTube below (if you’re using my app, click to youtube section)
  • The ThoughtsFromParis 2014 Holiday Card

    D.J. Paris
    17 Jan 2015 | 2:32 pm
    Every year I find holiday cards both exciting and disappointing. First, it’s validating to know that someone took the time to write out my address. I’m bummed that most only send picture cards without messages. Reading somebody’s handwriting feels more intimate. Especially if there’s something in there that’s personal. Many years ago when I was dealing with divorce I wrote a paragraph on each card. I wanted to express the importance of their support during that difficult time. I remember crying through most of it and with one card I literally cried onto the card…
  • Bloggers are Weird Podcast – Kate Hall – Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine?

    D.J. Paris
    6 Jan 2015 | 7:28 am
    Blogger and author Kate Hall talks about her new book, how she got it done in two months, and how she built up a base of over 30k followers for her hilarious blog. Go buy her book now! -> How to listen…  iTunes Official ThoughtsFromParis app for Apple or Android devices! YouTube below (if you’re using my app, click to youtube section)
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    The D-MAIL

  • The Alternative History of India: Gandhi And His Bench Press

    29 Mar 2015 | 1:50 am
    If there is a man in the history of mankind to have used his capacity to bench-press 140 kilos of raw salt laden sandbags to the advantage of an entire civilization, it was this man. Unwritten but passed down from generations vocally. Tales of the Mahatma hitting the gym after a quick calorie filled bite and protein shake just after harvesting salt, the climax of the marathon Dandi march, the same morning, are now the stuff of Legend. Much to the surprise of the BBC journalist who telegraphed London, what Gandhi said to him just before he started work on his cardio: “DO U EVEN LIFT BRO?”…
  • Tying the Knot, or Noose?

    25 Sep 2014 | 2:08 pm
    By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -----------------SocratesWell that explains why India is full of Philosophy. Speaking of full, half of the Indians are below the age of 25. And if the figures are right, there will be approximately 313million marriages within the half-decade, assuming that every Indian parent is strictly speaking, Indian.  It’s nothing less than an endemic. Taking 125 million victims every year, it’s clearly far worse than HIV, Cancer or Global Warming combined!Marriage for a man is…
  • How to Long Distance a Relationship

    10 Jun 2014 | 9:14 am
    I never knew I'd be the one doing this! I mean seriously, you kids can't even handle a long distance relationship?! If you can't deal with a thing like that, what'll you do with the tougher parts of life, like choosing between The 'Endoplasmic Ectoplasms of Schrodinger's Cat' Thesis submission and updating your cover pic on fb. Well, the open secret is, Long distance relationships are way easier compared to its icky sticky counterpart. Think of it this way, it's honeymooning, but with less honey and more mooning!For those of you who're fortunate enough to experience this, let me tell you,…
  • What’s cooler THAN being ICE COLD?

    2 May 2014 | 9:04 am
    It has always been our endeavour to answer random questions asked by celebrities that were also not actually questions. The quest for knowledge is enshrined in the DNA of the writer and this post is a manifestation of such idiosyncrasies and other difficult words. “What’s cooler than being ice cold?”  Asked  Outkast, back in 2009.   Off of the top of my head I can think of the following: How about a President who is rapper? (YES WE CAN Rap!)A dictator who was a former supermodel? (PLEASE!)Maybe a Prime Minister who was once a weed dealer (once a…
  • LOST - Rewritten

    9 Apr 2014 | 9:57 am
    The whole world is abuzz and curious to find out more about the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Every media source is on the job, sending their best journalists, Psychics and swimmers to the probable sites. What they don't know is that the plane crashed just on the outskirts of the Banana Republic, our home base. Now, after decades of keeping the spot a secret, secreter than the Bat-cave, which is still underground at 221B Boiler Street (Sorry Bats), we're under the moral and ethical dilemma. The question here is, should we announce the crash site of the plane and risk revealing our hide-out or…
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    Funny Strange, by Lori Culwell

  • Post College Radio!

    Lori Culwell
    12 Apr 2015 | 11:53 am
    OK, this time for real!   Stephan and I are excited to tell you that we have a new radio show called "Post College Radio."  You can hear it by clicking the player below (if you can see it!), or by going to the link at the bottom of the post.  Our goal with the show is to introduce you to some new music and to commiserate with other Generation X-types who are now in their thirties and forties (yikes!).   We hope you enjoy! Here is the link, in case the player isn't showing or you would like to just go over and listen to it in your own browser:…
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    Lori Culwell
    19 Mar 2015 | 9:49 am
    File this under "You Don't Say."
  • What Is Going on Here? Talking Red Velvet Oreos and more....

    Lori Culwell
    9 Mar 2015 | 12:56 pm
    You guys!   Can I just make a really lame excuse for why this blog hasn’t been updated in several months?   No joke, despite being a complete tech nerd, I did not realize that my Instagram feed completely stopped posting itself up over here, so I thought I was posting the whole time. Weak, I know.  I will admit that I haven’t been writing as much, as I’m currently attempting to manage client work with an attempt to learn a new skill (video/ animation), but that’s no excuse.   I should check over here every once in awhile! Here are some photos I have taken recently and posted…
  • TV-MA Warning (Parody)

    Lori Culwell
    18 Dec 2014 | 4:38 pm
    So, I got caught up on American Horror Story:  Freakshow last night (yikes!), and while I was watching, it struck me just how long and convoluted that pre-show warning has become. With that in mind, I wrote a parody for my hilarious voiceover rockstar husband to record, and here it is.  Not really safe for work.
  • Oh look! A Shrinky Dink ornament I made in 1979. Anyone else have one of these?!

    Lori Culwell
    18 Dec 2014 | 3:04 pm
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    Now That's Nifty

  • 15 Custom Tail Pipes

    15 Apr 2015 | 2:56 pm
    Tail pipes, or exhaust pipes are normally unnoticed. But, for those that like a custom look on their ride, they might add some custom tail pipes. Check out these 15 custom exhaust pipes: Much... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • 16 Cool and Creative Coffins

    9 Apr 2015 | 1:56 pm
    Apparently, custom coffins is a thing now. It looks like Ghana is the center of it all, as it is with most trends. Or wait, that doesn't seem right. What is right are these cool and creative... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Complete List of All Jello Flavors

    25 Mar 2015 | 9:09 am
    So, I don't know about where you live, but here in Utah, Jello is a big deal. Seems like any get together involves someone bringing some type of Jello. In case you live in a cave, Jello is a flavored... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Mail Someone a Potato

    19 Mar 2015 | 9:10 am
    All of us have had the desire to mail someone a potato, but lacked the means. Well, problem solved. will mail your chosen recipient a potato. No envelope, no box, just a potato with... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Distractify - School Lunch Around the World

    12 Feb 2015 | 1:54 pm
    Distractify has some school lunches from around the world. Italy looks great. About 32 million children in the US eat cafeteria school lunches every day. As a nation with a childhood obesity... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
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    mark a rayner

  • The League of Peculiar Gentlemen: The Americans

    Mark A. Rayner
    16 Apr 2015 | 8:07 am
    Not to be outdone by their British compatriots, the North American members of the League of Peculiar Gentlemen were also adept at strapping strange things to their faces. Perhaps the most famous of the trio, is Larry “The Monocle” Zimmerman, pictured in the middle. The Monacle was one of the first superheroes to appear in […]
  • The League of Peculiar Gentlemen: The Brits

    Mark A. Rayner
    10 Apr 2015 | 8:15 am
    Though not as well-known as other Leagues composed of remarkable individuals, the League of Peculiar Gentlemen (LOPG) is none-the-less, an astonishing story of sacrifice, heroism, and strapping things over your face. The first iteration of the LOPG featured six members of astonishing gravity, skill and oddness. They were an international organization, assembled by a joint […]
  • Memories of Antietam

    Mark A. Rayner
    2 Apr 2015 | 4:02 am
    child of the corn, a photo by imagecarnival on Flickr. Little Jehoshaphat was born in 1832 to a family of carnival performers and technicians that roamed the Americas. From Georgia up to New England, as far west as the Mississippi and all along the east coast, Dr. Prognosto’s Travelling Circus entertained with clowns, freaks, burlesque […]
  • The Trustworthiness of Beards

    Mark A. Rayner
    31 Mar 2015 | 9:33 am
    Finally, a new advance in the Beard Sciences! Here at the Institute of the Hirsute, we applaud this initiative. This exhaustive study of trustworthiness, vis-a-vis a gentlemen’s hair foliage, will help generations better understand who they’re dealing with. (Click the image on the left to see the full spectrum of beard/trustworthiness.) I would like to […]
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    Chandra Clarke

  • Spring Forward, Fall Back

    Chandra Clarke
    14 Apr 2015 | 7:06 am
    Chandra Clarke Ah, spring. [Cue the music from Beethoven’s Pastorale.] The snow is melting, the birds are chirping and [cue the horrible sound of a symphony grinding to a halt] your taxes are due. Here in Canada, we are being inundated with cheery television advertisements showing us how easy and fun (fun!) it is to file our […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • It’s a Living… I Guess

    Chandra Clarke
    31 Mar 2015 | 7:30 am
    Chandra Clarke Every once in a while — okay, lately it seems like daily — I discover that I’m going about this whole making a living, putting food on the table business the hard way. For example, apparently there are people who apparently make very good money as… eyebrow stylists. When I first heard about this job, I […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • Room For Improvement

    Chandra Clarke
    16 Mar 2015 | 7:33 am
    Chandra Clarke This week, I found an old news story about Stjepan Lizacic, who was 56 at the time, who was suing his local health authority because he says he’s become a laughing stock. Lizacic, a lumberjack, (or since he’s Croatian, a lumberStjack) claimed he started ‘enjoying housework and knitting’ after he was given a female kidney […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • Please Don’t Have A Cow

    Chandra Clarke
    2 Mar 2015 | 2:33 am
    Chandra Clarke Once, pot-bellied pigs were all the rage. After that craze died down, iguanas became extremely trendy. And of course, black and white dogs always become popular when Disney revives the 101 Dalmatians franchise. This year, the hot new pet might be: the mini-cow. No, it’s not a new toy robot out of Japan, it’s a […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • Stop being a martyr

    Chandra Clarke
    21 Feb 2015 | 7:52 am
    Chandra Clarke I recently had the good fortune to have lunch with some very successful women. We talked business and politics, and inevitably, as we all warmed up to one another, the conversation turned to romantic partners, family, and kids. I didn’t say so at the time, but the conversation really surprised me. Here I was with […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
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    Stuff You Couldn't Make Up

  • What is Wrong with My Brain – Professor’s Joke

    17 Apr 2015 | 7:44 pm
    On the left side, nothing is right. On the right side, nothing is left! The post What is Wrong with My Brain – Professor’s Joke appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Dear Friday

    Chad Fraser
    17 Apr 2015 | 8:53 am
    Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time. The post Dear Friday appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Baby Pees on Dad’s Back

    11 Apr 2015 | 3:49 pm
    Have children, they said! Carry them on your back, they said! The post Baby Pees on Dad’s Back appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Thousands of Men Will Die from Stubbornness This Year

    11 Apr 2015 | 3:47 pm
    Oh no, we won’t! The post Thousands of Men Will Die from Stubbornness This Year appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Men Who Have Mastered Creative Stupidity

    11 Apr 2015 | 3:45 pm
    The post Men Who Have Mastered Creative Stupidity appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
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    Love and Knuckles

  • What’s In My Bag

    17 Apr 2015 | 5:01 pm
    WHAT’S IN MY BAG? Every week US Weekly asks a celebrity to disclose the contents of their purse. In this week’s issue Carole Radziwill from Real Housewives of New York reveals she keeps items like an American Express card, a razor, Laura Mercier makeup, a Cartier lighter, and Egyptian musk perfume in her custom Clare V. tote painted by Donald Robertson. This is what you would find in my Kate Spade purse today. 1. Vanity Fair and US Weekly because I like to keep track of what is going on in the world. 2. My new book You Know You Are Pregnant When… so I can give it to fellow…
  • Real Housewives of New York Recap

    15 Apr 2015 | 5:06 pm
    REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK RECAP CAR RIDE  Heather informed Carole in the back seat of a Sudan that Luann had purchased a new home in the Hamptons. (No shit, Heather, I’ve been staying there all summer, Carole thought before pretending to go to sleep against the passenger side window). It was good for Countess Crackerpants because she didn’t need a Countess McMansion now that her kids were older. She just needed a place she could hang her turquoise necklaces. They wondered if they would see Sonja that weekend. She just wasn’t the same old gal from the Upper East Side…
  • Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap

    14 Apr 2015 | 8:54 pm
    Highlights From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Part 3 Reunion Recap In Beverly Hills it is customary to compliment and then prod a friend’s breasts. Harry Hamlin prefers a wild bush. Brandi sleeps with men young enough to pledge a fraternity or old enough to consider retirement options. Lisa Rinna is easily triggered when someone asks her to refrain from speaking, which leads to aggressing texting. Kim was on the receiving end the day after the season concluded, which led Lisa to believe she was immune from Bravo producers and Kim to sleep with a butcher’s knife beside her…
  • Southern Charm Recap – Campaigns and Fashion Shows

    14 Apr 2015 | 2:38 pm
    SOUTHERN CHARM RECAP: FASHION SHOWS AND BBQS PATRICIA’S DREAMS Patricia had been keeping Scrapbooks. Not the kind of crap you’d buy at Michaels and then cover with glitter and plastic sequins, God, no. They were hardbound books flown in from England and monogrammed with gold leaf and filled with pictures of Whitney and his foreign girlfriend Larissa, a socialite from Europe. “Look at how pretty she is,” Patricia told her assistant Butler. “She has acceptable hair and teeth.” It was Whitney’s longest relationship and they seemed well suited based on…
  • Why I Like Labor And Delivery Room Guests

    13 Apr 2015 | 2:48 pm
    WHY I LIKE LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM GUESTS  When I was little I would ask my mother about the day I was born. She explained that my father didn’t bother to show up to the hospital. They separated before I was born and divorced soon after. It took him 34 years to reappear in my life and he still didn’t have an adequate explanation for missing out of that life changing moment. It nagged at me my entire life, the thought of me as a newborn baby being born into the world with only one spectator. So I made a promise to myself that when I had children of my own that I would be able to…
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    The Idle Lord

  • We’re Having A Heatwave?

    17 Apr 2015 | 7:03 am
    Opening the curtains to the glorious vision of my cherry blossom tree, back again to bewitch me if only for a few weeks, days rarely start better. Japan’s unofficial national flower – the cherry blossom (or sakura) – is said to express life as beautiful, if often short. The transience of the blossoms – the […] Continue reading ... We’re Having A Heatwave?.
  • Bradford’s Independent Quarter Gets New PR Guru.

    10 Apr 2015 | 5:56 am
    My opening theme this week follows a tour of some of the newly opened bars in what is known now as Bradford’s Independent Quarter. Prompted by the newly elected Head of PR – one Mr Galloway – I decided to see what all the brew ha ha was (groan?) and chose local tour guide, Mr […] Continue reading ... Bradford’s Independent Quarter Gets New PR Guru..
  • Still a thing?

    5 Apr 2015 | 1:13 am
    I don’t normally go on Twitter but am an addict now. Catch @Bradford Brewery and a wonderful exchange with a somewhat tetchy candidate for Bradford West. Marvellous stuff…who said free speech was dead? Continue reading ... Still a thing?.
  • The Golden Age of Conviction Politics.

    2 Apr 2015 | 6:08 am
    With less than forty days to the General Election it is fair to say the country is in a state of weary apathy already with promises, promises and more promises. The first leaders “debate” told us nothing about the respective “qualities” of the contenders for No 10 and apparently only one in fifteen voters actually […] Continue reading ... The Golden Age of Conviction Politics..
  • Fantastic Day

    27 Mar 2015 | 9:36 am
    There I was bouncing down the motorway the other day, playing at being a corporate finance man again, off to the Steel City to “talk turkey”. The sun was shining, the M1 flowed like a ballerina and even Chris Evans could not ruin my day. It was good to be alive, hell it was good […] Continue reading ... Fantastic Day.
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    Barb Best

  • Misery Loves Comedy + Chaplin Birthday

    Barb Best
    17 Apr 2015 | 11:53 am
      Comedy fans and humor addicts! Sharing 2 comedy items today: New documentary that explores the dark roots of comedy MISERY LOVES COMEDY   Great piece by Anna Silman in Salon: Do You Have To Be Miserable To Be Funny? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHARLIE CHAPLIN! One of the perks of being famous is that you continue […] The post Misery Loves Comedy + Chaplin Birthday appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Driving Me Crazy: 12 Excuses… What STOP Sign?

    Barb Best
    10 Apr 2015 | 10:07 am
      Driving can drive you crazy. “Gee, Officer. Was there a STOP sign back there? I didn’t see a STOP sign. Please don’t shoot – just kidding.” SO… WHY DIDN’T I SEE THAT STOP SIGN? Excuses, Excuses! * I was doing the finishing touches on my pedicure. After all, I’m on my way to my […] The post Driving Me Crazy: 12 Excuses… What STOP Sign? appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Are You Old? 12 SIGNS “Death” is Near!

    Barb Best
    4 Apr 2015 | 7:00 am
    “… in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” – Benjamin Franklin 1789 12 SIGNS “DEATH” IS NEAR 1. Loss of appetite. Your insane food cravings for salt and sweets no longer compel you to stick up a gas station or shoplift Snickers bars at a 7-11.  “The Hunger […] The post Are You Old? 12 SIGNS “Death” is Near! appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Does Everything Have To Be A Competition?

    Barb Best
    28 Mar 2015 | 7:00 am
      Why does everything have to be a competition? No kidding! We now have competitive bubble wrap popping. Yes, there’s video below from WSJ. We have competitive cooking shows like Chopped and The Next Food Network Star on the Food Network. Of course, we have eating competitions. No longer limited to hot dogs and cherry […] The post Does Everything Have To Be A Competition? appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Dude Bait: Driverless Cars, Drones & 3D Printers

    Barb Best
    20 Mar 2015 | 7:00 am
      I love my male readers! Not to pander willy-nilly to gender stereotypes, but here’s one you dudes may particularly enjoy… Technology excites me as much as a Kate Spade flash sale at Bloomingdale’s. I love the newest electronic gadget. I dig Cars! Drones! 3D Printers! You know – mechanical stuff that’s fun to manipulate […] The post Dude Bait: Driverless Cars, Drones & 3D Printers appeared first on Barb Best.
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    Amy Vansant - Humor

  • The Fox Says Aiieeyeeee!

    Amy Vansant
    17 Apr 2015 | 4:04 am
    My neighborhood, which is already a wild kingdom, has attracted a pair of foxes. The bait was probably the people down the street who keeps chickens. Er…I mean kept chickens. Rest their little chicken souls. At first their appearance was adorable (to me, not so much the chickens). We caught the cutie pictured on the right here sun-napping in the neighbor’s yard. We think he and his lady are having kits (the baby fox type, not ships in a bottle) in the creepy guy’s yard two houses down. His backyard is an untouched jungle hellhole. I’m 90% sure they filmed…
  • New Release! Romantic Comedy/Mystery – Pineapple Lies

    Amy Vansant
    9 Apr 2015 | 6:07 am
    Guess who has a new novel out! (get a free copy for a limited time…) This is yet a new series (I swear I’m working on Angeli 2 and then Stalky 2 next – I will stop starting new series for a while…) The Pineapple Port series is about a girl who grew up in a Florida retirement community and fun, love and mystery ensues! The book will appeal to young and old, as the main characters are the hotties falling in love, but the rest of the cast are her neighbors and surrogate mothers in the 55+ community. Here’s the official blurb: Growing up in one of Florida’s…
  • Free book and a Rafflecopter to win a bunch of books!

    Amy Vansant
    28 Mar 2015 | 4:38 am
    TWO chances for FREE BOOKS! (from me and other people) First, Moms Are Nuts is FREE!! TO EVERYONE! …until end of day Monday March 30th. This is a sure thing – you don’t have to try and win it. Just click, go to Amazon and download the Kindle version. Viola! Full of funny stories by comedians and humorist like: Wendi Aarons | Eliza Bayne | Dylan Brody | Matthew David Brozik | Becky Cardwell | Abbi Crutchfield | Sean Crespo | Gloria Fallon | Carol Ray Hartsell | Abby Heugel | Debbie Kasper | Nancy Davis Kho | Kelcey Kintner | Cathy Ladman | Kurt Luchs  | Kelly…
  • Win Many Paws (the menopause book)

    Amy Vansant
    24 Mar 2015 | 6:27 am
    I received an email from a very nice lady asking me if I would write a little ditty about the book Many Paws – The Years of Change by Susan DeGarmo. It’s – get this – a pop up book about menopause. I tried to explain to her that “woman stuff” makes me queasy and I hadn’t hit that particular milestone, (though certain aspects of it sound AWESOME) but she sent me a couple copies and I like supporting authors and dammit here I am talking about menopause. Anyhoo, they have books for everything nowadays, but this isn’t one of those cheapo “So…
  • Meeting of the Avian Advancement League

    Amy Vansant
    17 Mar 2015 | 4:44 pm
    This is a little “literary humor” piece I wrote for the Barnes and Nobel Review. It’s about birds having a committee meeting. It’s very silly. Minutes from a Meeting of the Avian Advancement League Canary sings opening anthem. Members take their branches. Image courtesy of panuruangjan at Old Business: Reports of Invisible Wall killings continue to mount.   Blue Jay retells harrowing tale of repeatedly striking an Invisible Wall just before the meeting. Claims it was cleverly posing as another angry Blue Jay. African Grey tries to explain the…
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  • Free Woodworking Plans Wishing Well

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:21 pm
    Wood pizza oven building wood burning brick bread ovens, Wood burning pizza oven plans. how to build oven domes, hearths, flues and chimneys. wood fired pizza ovens. the art of building your own wood burning brick bread oven.. Free – federal registry educational excellence | free, Literacy: 7 ways to promote reading and writing skills as the school year continues into its final months, kids can continue to develop their reading and writing skills.. 1280 x 756 · 104 kB · jpeg, Wooden Wishing Well Plans Free 150 x 150 · 10 kB · gif, Free Printable Woodworking Plans 300 x 220 · 11 kB ·…
  • Woodworking Machines For Sale Australia

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:20 pm
    Used & heavy industrial machines, machinery &amp, Used and new industrial machines & equipment on sale at machines4u australia’s no. 1 online machinery trader classifieds. sell your new or second hand heavy machinery. Woodworking 168, What would you call the effect of chopping up pieces of wood, gluing them together, slicing them up again, and gluing them together again (and slicing and gluing. Woodworking information woodweb, Woodweb provides information for the wood industry including woodworking, cabinets, components, woodworking software, wood finishing, cabinet…
  • Woodworking Router Plans Free

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:20 pm
    Free woodworking plans – woodmagazine., This quick-to-build miter shooting board gives you the means to take just a whisper off your workpiece while trimming the angle of the miter dead-on.. Free wood router jig plans – build wood router jig, Build the wood router jig shown on the right with just a few tools using scraps laying around your shop! click on image for larger view. Free plans – woodworkweb – woodworking community, Woodworkweb – woodworking community for all woodworkers. we provides woodworking forums, woodworking plans, tool reviews and much more…
  • Diy Wood Queen Bed Frame

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:20 pm
    Dear emmeline: building bed {queen bed frame plans}, 19. we created our mattress supports a little differently than normal in order to use plywood from our old bed frame as seen in the image below.. Amazon.: handy living queen wood slat bed frame, Queen size metal bed frame fits standard twin size mattress. no box spring is needed with this solid steel black frame. 2-inch wide wooden birch laminated support. Ikea hemnes queen bed frame black-brown wood – amazon., I bought this bed (queen size hemnes bed) at ikea for $140. why on earth is it $300 here?? for the product itself, here are…
  • Popular Woodworking Magazine Media Kit

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:20 pm
    Media – women’ wear daily, is the authority for news and trends in the worlds of fashion, beauty and retail. featuring daily headlines and breaking news from all women’s wear daily. Essence magazine| essence., Fierce, fun and fabulous. essence magazine featuring celebrity, fashion, beauty, hair, photos, and video.. Photography, photo, digital camera, reviews | popular, Offers product reviews, forums, how to’s, and features on photography. also includes subscription information.. 1024 x 768 · 73 kB · jpeg, Pre-orders are now being taken at 1024 x…
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    Rubbish In, Robish Out!

  • Maple Syrup May Be Solution to Antibiotic-Resistance Crisis

    Johnny Robish
    17 Apr 2015 | 9:00 pm
    Maple Syrup May Be Solution to Antibiotic-Resistance Crisis:  According to a new study at McGill University, an extract of maple syrup has been found to weaken harmful antibiotic-resistant bacteria, which is a major public health concern on a global scale.  All I can say is, I’m heading over to iHop for some blueberry-pecan pancakes – doctor’s orders.   Mad Cow Disease in US Man Came from Eating UK Beef:  According to a new report, an American man who developed a rare and fatal brain disease (Mad Cow Disease) likely got the disease from eating beef while living abroad in the…
  • Study Says Earth Has 8.7 Million Species

    Johnny Robish
    16 Apr 2015 | 6:31 pm
    Study Says Earth Has 8.7 Million Species:  A new study estimates that Earth has almost 8.8 million species, but we’ve only discovered a small percentage of them.  The study went on to add that about a third of them are thought to be crawling around in Zach Galifianakis’ beard.   New Milestone for Carbon Dioxide Polution:  Monitoring stations are reporting that the world’s air has reached what scientists call a troubling new milestone for carbon dioxide, the main global warming pollutant.  Scientists warn that if this trend continues, people worldwide may end up feeling…
  • N.Korea First Lady Makes First Public Appearance This Year

    Johnny Robish
    15 Apr 2015 | 9:16 pm
    N.Korea First Lady Makes First Public Appearance This Year:  North Korea’s first lady has surprisingly appeared in public for the first time this year as part of celebrations marking the birthday of the country’s founding leader Kim Il-Sung.  And all this time I just assumed that Kim was married to Dennis Rodman.  Guess she finally must have finished all her chores.  Judging by Kim’s size, I thought he’d eaten her.  You can bet she’s the one person in North Korea who’s grateful for all those power outages they have at night.  And for those wondering why a…
  • Celebrity Mountain Lion Captivates LA Before Quickly Vanishing

    Johnny Robish
    14 Apr 2015 | 8:27 pm
    Celebrity Mountain Lion Captivates LA Before Quickly Vanishing:  Celebrity mountain lion P-22 transformed a wealthy hillside neighborhood into a paparazzi-like scene of scrambling photographers after being discovered hiding in a crawl space of a Hollywood Hills home by a workman installing in a new security system.  The cat eventually eluding everyone during the night and quietly slipped away.   And who can blame him for sneaking away?  He was probably really creeped-out being so close to where people like Gary Busey, Justin Bieber and the Kardashians hang out.   Animal control…
  • U.K. Working to Change Succession Laws

    Johnny Robish
    13 Apr 2015 | 8:51 pm
    U.K. Working to Change Succession Laws:  The UK is working on changing their succession laws for the monarchy so females will have the same opportunity as males to ascend to the throne.  This is in stark contrast to here in America, where guys who share a residence with females are extremely lucky if they ever get anywhere near the throne.   Importance of the Internet to Young Professionals:  According to a new report from Cisco, being connected to the internet is more important than dating for nearly half of all college students and young professionals.  I see their point.  Just…
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    The Laugh Button

  • Sarah Jessica Parker set to return to HBO in new comedy, Divorce

    Mark Says Hi!
    17 Apr 2015 | 8:01 am
    Sarah Jessica Parker’s HBO follow-up to Sex and the City is a comedy about marital woes. Parker will star in a half-hour series titled Divorce. She plays a woman who finds that making a break from her marriage is harder than anticipated. Thomas Haden Church (Spider-Man 3, Sideways) plays her husband. Also in the cast […] Sarah Jessica Parker set to return to HBO in new comedy, Divorce appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Russell Brand joins Nicolas Cage in Osama bin Laden comedy

    Mark Says Hi!
    17 Apr 2015 | 7:25 am
    Russell Brand is returning to the big screen, joining Nicolas Cage in the comedy Army of One. The film, to be directed by Borat’s Larry Charles, is based on the story of Gary Faulkner, a handyman from Colorado who had a vision about capturing Osama bin Laden, then went to Pakistan to pursue it. The […] Russell Brand joins Nicolas Cage in Osama bin Laden comedy appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Inside Amy Schumer, Last Week Tonight are Peabody Award winners

    16 Apr 2015 | 8:07 pm
    Comedy Central and HBO have two new awards to put on their very large and numerous shelves of awards as both Inside Amy Schumer and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver are amongst the recipients of the 74th annual Peabody Award. To get you up to speed, The Peabodys are considered the “Pulitzer Prize of […] Inside Amy Schumer, Last Week Tonight are Peabody Award winners appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Host Terry Crews lip syncs Golden Girls theme to Betty White at TV Land Awards

    Mark Says Hi!
    16 Apr 2015 | 9:30 am
    Terry Crews sings to Betty White at the 2015 TV Land Awards! You can watch the show this Saturday April 18. Put another great performance from Crews on the mantle alongside his rendition of “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton in White Chicks. Host Terry Crews lip syncs Golden Girls theme to Betty White at TV Land Awards appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • The Laugh Button Podcast: Linquistics lessons with Myq Kaplan

    The Laugh Button Staff
    16 Apr 2015 | 8:04 am
    There’s a lot of amateur raps on this episode as Mark and Matt discuss the comedy news including Amy Schumer hosting the VMAs, HBO’s new season of comedy shows, and Letterman. They then welcome comedian Myq Kaplan onto the show to discuss his comedy career. New episodes of The Laugh Button Podcast are posted every […] The Laugh Button Podcast: Linquistics lessons with Myq Kaplan appeared first on The Laugh Button.
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  • Danger Panda Shirt

    30 Mar 2015 | 12:34 am
    Danger Panda was arrested nearly a decade ago as he was found with his friends robbing, and destroying a local drug store. During the arrest his friends were killed for attacking the police. One of the arresting officers mistook Danger Panda for a victim in the robbery, and as he tried to offer him help, […]
  • The Fish In The Sea

    6 Jan 2015 | 1:51 am
    On a mostly unremarkable morning a few years back, as I was walking from my house down my street, there was a chance meeting which would change my life for many years to come. The sun was shining brightly that day, it’s light was painful on my halve awaken eyes, so I gazed mostly downwards […]
  • Imagine Dragons – Radioactive – Lyrics – Video

    15 Dec 2014 | 11:09 pm
    I decided to post this Imagine Dragons music video here which features Lou Diamond Phillips and Alexandra Daddario, not so much because I enjoy the beat, which I do, but mostly because of all the awesome puppet violence it contains. Enjoy “Radioactive“ Whoa, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh Whoa I’m waking up to […]
  • Chick Chick – Rollin Wang

    22 Nov 2014 | 8:14 am
    Over recent years, pop groups from various countries have been increasingly using YouTube as a vehicle to launch their culture on the world. This is yet another in a long list of pop songs that has invaded my music memory as of late, while I am busy wishing I could think of something else. Please […]
  • Chewie Goes Surfing Shirt

    29 Sep 2014 | 8:27 pm
    On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On this full moon night, moments after a shooting star, a large brown figure began to make it’s way down the beach towards Pierre. Pierre put his […]
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    Bytes And Banter

  • Cricket World Cup 2015- The semifinals

    23 Mar 2015 | 1:37 pm
    Four very one-sided quarter-final matches have resulted in the advancement of four most deserving teams into the semi-finals. Pressure on the sides would be immense as they look to take a step forward towards lifting the Cup.It is that stage of the tournament where the skills won't matter. Infact, its the way the sides handle pressure that is going to make the difference. The first semi-final would see the 'chokers' face each other; a couple of teams which have qualified for the knockouts time and again only to succumb to pressure. On the other hand, the second semi-final would be contested…
  • What Cricket Teaches Us...

    13 Mar 2015 | 3:13 am
    Cricket, being a team game and a popular sport worldwide, teaches us many lessons in life. Sportsman spirit, team leadership and mental toughness are a few attributes one can pick up courtesy of cricket. In this article, I discuss three crucial life morals, a true cricket fan would relate to.To begin with, what history teaches us is that you've got to be all-round in order to be successful over a period of time. The Australian cricket team, ten years ago, was often considered invincible. They had explosive batsmen at the top of the order and good finishers constituting the middle order.
  • Cricket World Cup 2015-The Contenders

    10 Feb 2015 | 10:41 pm
    With just three days to go for the biggest cricketing extravaganza to kick off, I couldn't have thought of a better time to return to my blogging ways.Just like the 2011 edition, the World Cup this year too promises to be fiercely competitive as the sides look to get the team combinations right in order to dominate world stage.Here, I analyse the top eight teams and examine their chances of winning cricket's most coveted event, scheduled to be played Down Under.Australia: Inarguably the favourites to win the Cup, Australia, on paper, seems to be the team to beat this season. It proudly…
  • The Lumbering Loner

    8 Jun 2014 | 9:13 pm
                                 Chapter 2:Sam visits Shawn's placeShawn was, by nature, a submissive and a timid person. However, fortunately for him and all those who believe in humanity, he had a brother who was very different. While Shawn was known for making heavy weather of cases of villainy, his brother used to solve them in the most ingenious of ways. Sam was, in fact, one of the most reliable and sought-after detectives in the whole of the country. There was just the one mystery that had remained inexplicable in…
  • Supertraits of Superstars by Priyanka Sinha Jha

    8 Mar 2014 | 12:17 am
    Bollywood has become synonymous with money and fame; the stories of young actors, struggling to make it in the industry only to later blossom as wonderful actors, are all that we hear about the stars. Little do we know about the effort, conscious and subconscious that go into the making of such a star.With examples from eleven different Bollywood stars' life, Priyanka Sinha Jha brings about a new dimension wherein she highlights the important qualities in each actor which propelled them forward to make them the star they are now. Big B's Discipline, King Khan's Passion, Vidya Balan's…
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    Ava Love Hanna

  • 9 Favorite Nursery Rhymes With New Clickbait Titles

    Ava Love Hanna
    7 Apr 2015 | 5:30 am
    Clickbait is everywhere. It’s annoying as hell. So, logically, I felt that the best thing to do was to add some myself. I’ve taken the liberty of converting nine favorite nursery rhyme titles into click tempting teasers. Oh, and I added a bonus limerick just because. (in true clickbait fashion, each title is clickable and will take you to a page to read the nursery rhyme) Horticultural Genius or Thoughtless Misogynist? Peter’s Answer Will Shock You. Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Low-Fat vs Paleo. Read This and Discover How This Amazing Couple Saved Their Marriage. Jack Sprat Mommy…
  • What’s in a Name?

    Ava Love Hanna
    29 Jan 2015 | 8:55 am
    My name is pretty neat: Ava Love Hanna. Hanna is my married name. I only recently added that part after my son was born. For most of my life I was Ava Love. It’s a cool name. It stood out. It was unique. Ava is a family name. My grandmother and my great-great-aunt were both named Ava. But, when I was a child, I must have been the only Ava around. I know this because no one ever got my name right. I learned to just answer to anything: Anna, Ana, Eva, Eve. Sure, why not. It was easier toContinue reading Continue reading The post What’s in a Name? appeared first on Ava Love Hanna.
  • Live Fast, Die… Eventually and Only if Absolutely Necessary

    Ava Love Hanna
    11 Nov 2014 | 5:00 am
    I grew up in Houston, Texas. If you've never been to Houston, I can describe it for you like this: just imagine any dystopian movie and then replace all the crazed brain-eating zombies with crazed brain-eating conservatives and there you go. To be fair, Houston’s come a long way lately, but when I was growing up there, it was the late 80's/early 90’s. And Houston in the 90’s certainly wasn't known for its picturesque parks, art scene, or lesbian mayor. Houston in the 90's was largely known for its suburbs and its malls, neither of which I felt particularly drawn to. I knew there had to…
  • Rainbow Connection

    Ava Love Hanna
    2 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    There are eggs cooking in a pan. Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side? The notes drift into the kitchen and I feel them in my chest, know them by heart. There’s a special joy in unexpectedly hearing a song you love right when you need to hear it; a little gift from the universe. Serendipity. He heard it too and runs to me; his 6 year old hands outstretched, inviting me to dance. I move the half cooked eggs off the burner. Breakfast can wait, my dance partner can’t. Continue reading The post Rainbow Connection appeared first on Ava Love Hanna.
  • Saints and Starbucks

    Ava Love Hanna
    30 Apr 2014 | 5:00 am
    So the other night I had this dream that I was somehow entangled with religious fundamentalists and I was told to gather a few things that were really important to me before we all climbed onto a big tour bus. So there I was, crying and clutching my wedding ring, a manila folder full of papers… and a coffee maker... That sounds about right, I *do* love coffee (and manila folders). Continue reading The post Saints and Starbucks appeared first on Ava Love Hanna.
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    Witty Woman Writing

  • A Very Personal Post – The Other Side of Fear

    14 Apr 2015 | 10:36 pm
    Ten years ago I was broken. I had just ended a 29 year marriage, sent my only kid off to college, and was left broke and unemployed with the cats and the dog to feed. Not exactly my life plan. I was alone for the first time in my life and filled with fear. I […]
  • Does Your Primal Fear Stack Up?

    24 Mar 2015 | 9:25 pm
    Global warming scares the hibbie-jeebies out of me. I picture polar bears drowning, the air unbreathable (thank you China), the oceans polluted beyond repair, nukes being tossed over by Russia, and Kim Kardashian as first lady. Dear God Almighty…just kill us all now.
  • When Good Friends Turn Out To Be Bad People. Get Ready, It’s About To Get Ugly.

    10 Mar 2015 | 7:41 pm
    I’ve had my belly full of unsolicited advice, ill spirited innuendo and “friendly” recommendations. I am not amused. I very recently had an in depth conversation with a newly made friend who wanted to level with me. Allow me to level it right back. Let’s do this. I am well aware that if I used […]
  • If You’re Over The Hill, Prepare To Get Thrown Under The Bus

    24 Feb 2015 | 9:07 pm
    The point is, age does not equal ignorance, incapability, or unwillingness. To think so, however, does equal inexperience, unawareness and stupidity.
  • Is It Just Me, Or Does Valentine’s Day Suck?

    10 Feb 2015 | 10:54 pm
    Women love it, men dread it and singles hate it. Welcome to Valentine’s Day. When I was newly married (eons ago), one of my first Valentine’s Day gifts was a Hoover vacuum. Clearly he had missed the meaning of the occasion. Sadly this was not the worst gift I’ve ever received on the day of […]
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    Above Average

  • The Rolling Stones Guest Star on ‘The Kloons’

    Above Average
    18 Apr 2015 | 6:05 am
    Mitch and Nik from The Kloons are back with another installment of “Sisters.” Nik’s mom and aunt are talking about The Rolling Stones, when WHAM!, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards make an “appearance.” Listen closely and rock on.  

    Above Average
    18 Apr 2015 | 5:55 am
  • Roller-coaster Riding Chris Gethard, Ben & Jerry’s, and Alpine Girls Dancing

    Above Average
    18 Apr 2015 | 5:48 am
    Above Average’s staff answers the question: What’s the best thing you’ve seen on the internet this week? Here are our staff picks for some casual reading. Men’s Hairstyles Spring 2015 Look Book I wish, as a woman, there was a look book like this out there for me. - Melanie Greene   Vladimir Nabokov’s love letters to his wife, Vera Nabokov, you suave motherf*@#er. - Josh Poole   Alpine Girls Dancing A performance choreographed by someone’s drunk aunt at a wedding. -Steve Dickinson   This joke I made in 2013 I’d like to meet the one murder victim…
  • The Burnouts

    Above Average
    18 Apr 2015 | 5:15 am
  • Girl, Don’t Let Star Wars Do This To You Again

    Glenn Boozan
    17 Apr 2015 | 2:19 pm
    Girl. Giiiiirrrrlll. I know there’s a new Star Wars coming soon, but are you seriously gonna go see this one? Really? After all it’s put you through? You say, “Oh but this movie will be different,” and I’m here to tell you it won’t. We all know how it goes: The trailer comes out looking all exciting, you remember the good times, then opening weekend comes and it’s Phantom Menace all over again. Then you end up back here in my living room, drinking wine and crying your eyes out about how you sat through 2 hours of Natalie Portman struggling to act opposite a pile of…
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    The Life Lessonbook

  • Goodnight Wife

    15 Apr 2015 | 4:43 am
    “WE ARE GOING TO BED EARLY TONIGHT!” It is 5:30 a.m. The alarm has just gone off and an angry, poofy-haired Deserae is standing over my side of the bed. I nod. “Like 9 o’clock!” I nod. “I’M SERIOUS!” I nod. It’s not going to happen. When Deserae yells, “WE ARE GOING TO BED EARLY” every morning, I’ve come to realize that she’s not yelling at me at all. She’s actually trying to yell into the future to Nighttime Deserae. Unfortunately, Nighttime Deserae can’t hear her, because she’s too busy talking and giggling and partying and trying to figure out new ways to…
  • The Smoking Gun

    8 Apr 2015 | 5:12 am
    After a week and a half boredom followed by anger followed by boredom followed by anger, I am finally done with jury duty (you can read about my jury duty first impressions here!). I know some people have a hard time making it through these longer blog posts, so I’m going to put my most important piece of advice up top: if you ever find yourself involved with a jury – whether it be jury duty or (heaven help you) trial by jury – save yourself by any means possible, up to and including sawing off a limb. Last week, I learned that a jury of one’s peers is a fun idea until you see it in…
  • 1995

    1 Apr 2015 | 5:00 am
    I wrote this a few years ago, but since this week marks 20 years since I first fell in love, I thought it would be a good time to put it on the blog. Enjoy! 1995 was the year I fell in love. I was nine. It wasn’t like that third grade crush I had on Hannah Gnizak, and it for sure wasn’t that weird knees-shaking-stomach-turning-to-jelly thing that people always talk about. It was more like always being happy. And not just any happiness, but the happiness you get when you look outside and see everything covered by a foot of snow, and then find out school is closed. Baseball made me that…
  • Runaway Jury

    25 Mar 2015 | 4:43 am
    I apologize in advance for this post being short, but I am currently very busy living a lifelong dream. As one person put it in the introductory video I had to watch Monday morning, I am engaged in “the highest call of duty an American citizen can answer after military service.” I am on jury duty. I have never understood why people hate getting jury duty. You get paid time off of work – which everybody seems to enjoy – to be part of an episode of Judge Judy or Law and Order – which are two of the longest-running TV shows of all time for a reason. PLUS they pay you! Twenty dollars a…
  • A Fate Worse Than Wedgies

    18 Mar 2015 | 4:52 am
    When you’re in 9th grade, you’re afraid of a lot of things: voice crackage, pretty girls, body odor at inopportune times, etc. But as a freshman in high school, one thing terrified me above all others. Wedgies. I joined my high school’s soccer team because I liked the idea of sports. My talent ensured that I would never see the field, but my age allowed me to participate in one very special tradition. The initiation ceremonies always occurred while returning from away games. Somewhere around Medina, Ohio, one lucky freshman would hear his name chanted from the back of the bus. If the…
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    RhymeZone Forums

  • Human

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:45 am
    Human Hello my friend Greetings my pal Let’s gather here today To be a group, shape this world Make some space, put aside the race No fear of a coup because we are a group But I want to be the best, like me so do you Deny this, I stay away from you Written by Viktor Manchev (c) 2015 Mississauga, Ontario
  • What

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:34 am
    What Through hazing eyes comes a brilliant disguise A distinctive approach to what I want to torch To burn with rejuvenating fire is what we all desire Hold this destructive thought, maybe life is a knot Untangle destruction to reveal a lively extraction What in the world is that Evil produces Good? An unacceptable fact When I see the light, I’ll join the fight Written by Viktor Manchev (c) 2015 Mississauga, Canada
  • Brooklyn Bar Stories... Memories of the Glenn

    Bobby Del Boy
    18 Apr 2015 | 6:14 am
    Memories of "The Glenn".... Memories of the Glenn, I remember when, we hung out with our friends, the music started at ten. Softball for a keg of beer, the Grateful Dead and Bob Weir, philosophizing with "The Turk", the bartenders were hard at work. Cliff, Stompy and don't forget Marty, they'd drink right along with us, the life of the party. Our own funky version of Friday Night Lights,as the night grew longer we soared to new heights. Saturday mornings we'd meet at the Glenn, we had a great time where have you been? Cliff served up spicy chili, a conversation with owner…
  • Bullets

    16 Apr 2015 | 6:51 am
    I found my old geocities webpage today and figured I'd share one of my poems from my teens. I have a trove of poems there if anyone is interested. What if guns shot words instead of bullets Would people still be shot dead What if they were fired like arrows With every cursing word we said And what if poisons were just spoken Could they still infect our heads Or if our insults were turned inwards Would we kill ourselves instead? What if we all reached a verdict To truly end all war and hate Could our efforts end the conflict Or would our silence come to late Is our…
  • 2016 Mazda2 gets 43 MPG freeway

    16 Apr 2015 | 1:34 am
    The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has announced the fuel economy rating of the new 2016 Mazda2 and it’s pretty incredible. It is rated for 33 mpg in the city and 43 mpg on the freeway if you go with the six-speed automatic transmission. The stick-shift version of the Mazda2 is rated just a tad worse at 31 mpg city and 42 mpg freeway. Whether you opt for the manual transmission or the automatic, the gas mileage you’ll be getting is significantly better than the 29 mpg city and 35 mpg freeway that its predecessor was getting. That’s a 15% boost in fuel efficiency. Most importantly…
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    The Name's Ponyboy

  • Website Maintenance

    18 Apr 2015 | 7:00 am
    I’m having some website maintenance done this weekend.  The Ponyboy IT guy is hard at work, I was lucky to sneak this pic of him while on a smoke break.  I’m sorry for any glitches or what not if you check in.  New website should be ready very soon.  Thanks The post Website Maintenance appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • GIF Pony (14)

    17 Apr 2015 | 12:00 pm
    Release the GIF Pony!  Lot’s of good ones today… The post GIF Pony (14) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Guitar Hero Live

    17 Apr 2015 | 9:30 am
    The new Guitar Hero looks pretty badass.  After watching this video I think I’m going to have to get it.  Me and my friends used to crush Rock Band.  That game is one of the funnest ways to waste an afternoon.  Crack the beers and rock the world! The post Guitar Hero Live appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • I Like These (30)

    17 Apr 2015 | 6:30 am
    It’s Friday and it looks like it’s going to be a nice warm weekend here in the LBC. Let’s get it started… The post I Like These (30) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • NBA Spurs X Tim & Eric

    16 Apr 2015 | 2:30 pm
    I’m a fan of Tim and Eric as you might know already.  They make some crazy, weird shit that’s funny and totally off the wall.  Check out this video they recently made with the San Antonio Spurs.  It’s actually a parody or re-imagining of a video Tim & Eric created a while back called “Sports.”   It’s bizarre and great all in one.   Here’s the original Tim & Eric video The post NBA Spurs X Tim & Eric appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
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    Winston's Random Musings

  • Pinned post: What you WOULDN'T find in this blog

    Winston Chong
    5 Apr 2015 | 11:46 pm
    1. Porn: there are loads of online sexperts providing an excellent hand-y job in this area already.  2. Personal porn: you can have a ball of a time elsewhere ogling at female bloggers slash model slash actress slash race queen providing revealing selfies. No need for this nerd to pimp himself.3. Food porn: I don't own a DSLR nor do I get to eat for free. iEat, iBurp, iShit. 4. Word porn: I find scolding jerks using vulgarities or genitalia a lazy cop-out. There are far more flowery words to choose to insult someone with greater effect.5. Social porn: no inspirational quotes or…
  • Goodbye

    Winston Chong
    31 Mar 2015 | 5:47 pm
    After agonising over the past month, I've finally decided to close my blog by the end of the day. My 'nonsense posts' written over the years have filled me with remorse and caused much tension with my wife. To save my marriage and the hope of having a junior in the family, it is time for me to quit and be a loving husband, and in time, a doting father as well. Goodbye to all.
  • A Singapore nerd's humble tribute to our Founding Father Lee Kuan Yew (1923-2015)

    Winston Chong
    23 Mar 2015 | 9:53 pm
    A colour photo that reflects the mood of a nation in mourning of a great leader that can never be described in black and white.Feel sad?We should feel lucky to live from third world to first within a short 50 years in this sunny island set in the sea.Mood black? You shouldn't, when you have the freedom to taste all the colours of the rainbow in this little red dot, regardless of race, language or religion.Why mourn? When we should celebrate his remarkable brilliance for future generations to emulate so that his spirit will live forever.My little note above is published in Singapore…
  • All in a day's work in Singapore - real-life office stories as told to me (Part 9)

    Winston Chong
    17 Mar 2015 | 9:41 pm
    Red reigns supreme in the spectrum in the corporate world. Whether you are devising a blue ocean strategy, launching a green initiative, writing a white paper, or organising a black-tie gala event, you will always be strangled by miles of red tape.World's best colleagues"My colleague made me realised that I should cherish my quiet moments which I am at my most productive... whenever this colleague is not in the office.""The only thing worse than a colleague who has forgotten your name is when she addresses you with the name of another colleague who you absolutely hate.""I can read my…
  • Happy New Years

    Winston Chong
    17 Feb 2015 | 5:44 pm
    Those who have already broken their 1 Jan resolutions on the Western calendar can have a second shot at the Lunar New Year which starts tomorrow. And if that fails, aim for the Malay calendar or the Indian one. This privilege only applies to Singaporeans since everyone around the world knows how the country enjoys racial harmony and a Singaporean always has three friends from different races as depicted on government posters and TV commercials.Let's assume that the annual Chinese Zodiac horoscope is 100% accurate notwithstanding the multiple versions floating around. Then by extension, the…
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    Funny Lifestyle & Relationship Blog With A Snarky Twist: MelanysGuydlines - Melanys Guydlines

  • What Is A Good Word To Describe Someone Who Is A “DingDong”?

    14 Apr 2015 | 11:10 am
    I wonder how many times a day I shake my head at all the idiots I know? When I say that I work as a flytrap for all the stupid people in the world, I really do. So, what does one do when they can’t believe all the stupidy around them? One takes to Facebook to ask for a little help from their real friends. This is a real thread from my snarky friends on Facebook! Thanks to everyone who replied! I told you this was good for a post! When I say I work as a flytrap for all... Continue Reading
  • Jump In Our #SocialBath On #SocialHangout With Eric Mitchell: Guest Michelle Killebrew

    9 Apr 2015 | 11:22 am
      There is no water shortage in Arizona and I am bathing in a #socialbath glow full of positive bubbles from last weeks #SocialHangout (that trended for nearly 7 hours on twitter). If you missed it, I had the honor of being a guest host along side Eric Mitchell and Vincenzo Landino while we spoke with Tamara McCleary. Tamara is one of the most beautiful women I have had the pleasure of speaking with in my social media journey, both inside and out. There was magic in that show. How much magic? Well, I will just let you know that... Continue Reading
  • Tips To Feel Your Best During Allergy Season: What’s In My Bag?

    8 Apr 2015 | 9:29 am
    This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of ZYRTEC®. You know that feeling. You wake up looking like the bottom of your shoe or a UFC fighter that was on the losing side of the Octagon. I know there are all these people sporting these shirts that say “ I Woke Up Like This” but they didn’t. Please. We all need a little help once in a while and by news feed, I know I am not the only one who suffers from ALLERGY FACE®. You know that look? Watery eyes and a stuffy, red nose are... Continue Reading
  • Grateful: #SocialHangout Trending on Twitter For 7 Hours

    4 Apr 2015 | 10:38 am
      Grateful is what I feel today! It is so easy in our lives to get caught up in the minutia of daily tasks and forget to take the time to smell the roses. Life is not always easy but we all need to take the time to be thankful for what we have, the people in our lives and our relationships. I feel extremely blessed to have met some incredible people on this long, strange trip called life. So, this weekend when you are with your friends and family – remember, love one another. Life is too short not... Continue Reading
  • Co-Hosting #SocialHangout With Eric L. Mitchell Fri 4/3/15: Guest Tamara McCleary

    2 Apr 2015 | 10:13 am
    I am fresh off my trip from Social Media Marketing World in San Diego and this week has been full of great opportunities flooding my inbox. The conference gave me a chance to put my face with my snarky name and “TADA”! Plus, I know a lot of you have been asking me to do more videos so guess what? You can catch me live tomorrow, Friday April 3, 2015 at 9AM PST on Social Hangout as a Co-host. Yes please! I can do that! What is Social Hangout? It is the hottest new show on the interwebs. It airs... Continue Reading
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    Welcome to The Midside

  • The DD Edition

    13 Apr 2015 | 9:08 pm
    Marvel’s Daredevil premiered on Netflix to rave reviews. We unpack the “controversy” surrounding its release as well as other issues brought to you by the letter D–Penn Jillette’s diet and the dropping of rape charges against the Uber driver in Chicago. (Note: This episode contains no mentions of designated drivers.)
  • The Desalination Edition

    6 Apr 2015 | 9:05 pm
    Sometimes basic logic seems to escape people. We discuss recent instances of this phenomenon–California’s drought, a new study on how men and women interact, and our culture’s (lack of) understanding of autism. We also begin the process of letting go of Mad Men before leaving Cougar Town for the final time.
  • The Tigger Warning Edition

    30 Mar 2015 | 11:02 pm
    Tigger Warning: This episode contains discussion about the animated tiger from Winnie the Pooh. The hosts also touch on such sensitive topics as Elon Musk & fossil fuels, The Walking Dead & pacing, and Gene Roddenberry & communism. You’ve been warned.
  • The Give & Take Edition

    24 Mar 2015 | 9:28 am
    Some people say life is just a big game of give & take. To that we say “pfffft” but still discuss the things given to and taken from us this week–Starbucks’s Race Together, a new zombie (sort of) show, and our image of Humphrey Bogart as a “tough guy.” Stream in and you’ll be sure to never look at the meaning of the word victim the same way again. You can take that to the bank.
  • The Here to Stay Edition

    17 Mar 2015 | 12:05 am
    As the dead come back to the people they love in A&E’s The Returned, we discuss the things that are inexplicably here to stay including tension in Ferguson, Community, and Male Disposability. Note: This episode is not sponsored by Flonase.
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  • Get India’s #1 Shopping App Now!

    17 Apr 2015 | 3:08 am
    Click Here to Get India’s #1 Shopping App!   #ghantagiri |
  • 12 Simple April Fools’ Day Pranks

    30 Mar 2015 | 12:10 am
    April Fools' Day is upon us, which means a prank could be lurking 'round every corner, chair or potentially Saran-wrapped door. #ghantagiri |
  • Grammy Winners 2015

    9 Feb 2015 | 3:26 am
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  • ICC World Cup Merchandise

    1 Feb 2015 | 3:08 pm
    T-Shirts & Jerseys #ghantagiri |
  • How Weird News Get Made

    13 Dec 2014 | 12:50 am
    “Talk about a potty mouth,” jokes the New York Post. Jade Sylvester can’t stop eating toilet paper, and this is her story #ghantagiri |
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    GiGi Eats Celebrities

  • Getting Stuffed With Brad Gouthro

    14 Apr 2015 | 5:34 am
    Today… I DID NOT cook up a stud muffin… Instead… I called one in for delivery… Sorry Digiorno! And… THIS flavor of STUD MUFFIN arrived at my door! The Brad Gouthro flavor! Also included in my order, other than the muffin of course: 200 paleo friendly recipes Ground grass-fed beef Tomato paste Circus tricks And… Huge biceps  Lets just say I tipped EXTRA for this scrumptious delivery. When Brad came over though, he told me that I could not “eat” this muffin until…. I [Read On!]
  • Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 3

    7 Apr 2015 | 5:37 am
    CLICK LINKS… For Parts ONE & TWO  As mentioned in part two… When I eat even just a little too much of anything fiber-laden or tainted with grain/gluten/sugar/nuts/dairy, I blow up like a Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon and experience pain that I am sure matches that of getting kicked in the balls. This completely SUCKS because… I love vegetables. No that’s an understatement… I EFFING LOVE VEGETABLES MORE THAN Taylor Swift loves singing about FAILED ROMANCES… I would rather eat roasted [Read On!]
  • Eggactly What You’re Looking For: Egg Salads

    31 Mar 2015 | 5:51 am
    Would you like to know something egg-strodinary? What I am about to tell you might make you egg-splode. The Food Pervert (Tara) and I are bringing you two egg-samples of Egg Salad recipes that will egg-spand your palette. Oh I am sorry, do you now have the urge to yolk me because of all my egg-cellent egg puns? I promise you won’t want to kick me in my “invisible eggs” once you try a bite or five of Pervy and my egg [Read On!]
  • Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 2

    27 Mar 2015 | 5:40 am
    For Part One… CLICK HERE  Can I just tell you that the fun I had getting barium enemas… Was match-less?!  No wonder I am no longer amused when I go to an amusement park. The best part about this procedure? The “prize” at the end of course… That I would need to have a colectomy**! Ha! Screw that GIGANTIC stuffed kangaroo at the carnival, I want to have my large intestine removed instead (oh and as a bonus, take out [Read On!]
  • Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 1

    24 Mar 2015 | 5:55 am
    Let me paint a little picture for all of you… But bear with me… I am no Vincent Van Gogh. Close your eyes and envision a girl… Laying on the cold, tiled bathroom floor… Gripping her knees and constantly thrashing about like a fish out of water… Sobbing and yelping like a dying Hyena. As she rolls in an out of consciousness the only thoughts that go through her mind are: “If this is what it feels like to give [Read On!]
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  • Weekend ROFL – Our Saturday selection of funnies

    18 Apr 2015 | 8:26 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersWeekend ROFL – We hope that the weekend has been treating you right so far, and bearing in mind that for many of you the end of the week will be dedicated to relaxing (aka procrastinating), we thought that a little ammo couldn’t do any harm. Bellow can be found our daily selection goodies, so kick-off your shoes and enjoy. Wishing you a delightful PMSLweb moment! This post Weekend ROFL – Our Saturday selection of funnies appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Goofy TGIF – A chuckle powered collection

    17 Apr 2015 | 6:16 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersGoofy TGIF – Note to all passengers, the arrival of the loony weekend train being imminent now, all travelers in possession of a chuckle-pass are requested to start scrolling down this page as of now. The crew welcomes you in its virtual space, and we hope that our daily selection of funnies will help kick-start the mood. Wishing you a cheerful PMSLweb moment! This post Goofy TGIF – A chuckle powered collection appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Thursday nonsense – Your random chuckle destination

    16 Apr 2015 | 7:22 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersThursday nonsense – Because one must always pay special attention to his state of the art funny bone – especially when the weekend is on approach – why not take a short break, and give your landing gear a quick check-out. Nothing worse than screwing up your Friday evening landing after all, so better play it safe than sorry. Wishing you a fun-packed PMSLweb moment! This post Thursday nonsense – Your random chuckle destination appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Adult funnies – A cheeky collection of funny pics

    15 Apr 2015 | 12:54 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersAdult funnies – Disclaimer : Please note that the following collection of funny pics being dedicated to the S word, the latter should be reserved to a mature public of scrollers. If ever you are underage or get easily offended when it comes to today’s topic, we have heaps of other Rated G collections that we are sure you can get a kick out off, so please be our guests. Wishing you a cheeky PMSLweb moment! This post Adult funnies – A cheeky collection of funny pics appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Funny nonsense – Comical Monday balderdash

    13 Apr 2015 | 5:24 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersFunny nonsense – While we could spend most of the day grieving the late weekend, as far as the upcoming week is concerned, doing so would probably end up working against us. Indeed, since the goal here, let’s face it, is to reach our next quality-time checkpoint while generating the least possible collateral damage; one should be focusing on maintaining a certain level of merriment all through the week, and starting as of now…. Wishing you a gorgeous new week and a fun PMSLweb moment! This post Funny nonsense – Comical Monday…
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  • Pope loses keys to Vatican, again

    16 Apr 2015 | 8:55 pm
    Local sources reported that Pope Francis has once again locked himself out of the Vatican. The Pope was overheard saying that he “seriously has no idea what happened to them.” Although he usually keeps a spare key under the flower pot... Read More ›
  • Police now required to use Silly String in place of handgun

    14 Apr 2015 | 8:46 am
    It was recently reported that reserve deputy Robert Bates accidentally shot an unarmed black man in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Apparently, he meant to grab his taser, but instead grabbed his gun. Given the numerous police shootings of unarmed black men in... Read More ›
  • Pick your favorite Easter Bunny!!

    5 Apr 2015 | 4:04 pm
    Vote for your favorite Easter Bunny and win a chance to get a middle of the night Easter Bunny visit while you are sleeping. Or when you are home alone taking a shower. Or both.   1  2 3  4  5... Read More ›
  • Poor communication leads to girls’ inability to coordinate outfits at gym

    4 Apr 2015 | 8:33 pm
    Sources reported that two girls displayed a “pretty pathetic” attempt at coordinating their gym attire. Sarah Adams and Monique Jimenez planned to look “super cute together,” but according to gym patrons, they “failed miserably.” Sarah stated that she was going... Read More ›
  • Local public speaker still speaking

    4 Apr 2015 | 11:51 am
    Sources reported that Bob Thomas, a local community leader, is still speaking about public matters. He has been speaking for about seven hours now and the audience is confused as to whether or not the speech will end. Audience members... Read More ›
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  • Social Media Icons Widget

    17 Apr 2015 | 9:00 am
    Now available in a widget dashboard near you, we present the Social Media Icons Widget! No longer do you have to fiddle around with complicated HTML code to add beautiful social media icons to your blog or website. With this new widget, you can add icons for the most popular social networks in no time. The icons are linked to your social media profiles, making it easy for your readers to follow your latest status updates. The Old Way The New Way Currently, we support adding social media icons for the most popular social networks, including: Facebook Twitter Instagram Pinterest LinkedIn…
  • New Theme: Cyanotype

    Takashi Irie
    16 Apr 2015 | 9:00 am
    It’s the time of the week again, Happy Theme Thursday! We’re pleased to present a new free theme, Cyanotype: Cyanotype Cyanotype, designed by yours truly, is a monochromatic blog theme with a bold, yet simple look that sets your blog apart from the rest. Pick your favorite background color or image to lend your personal flair. Cyanotype also supports the following popular features: Custom Header, Custom Menu, Social Links, Site Logo, Featured Images, and Widgets. Read more about Cyanotype on the Theme Showcase, or activate it on your site from Appearance → Themes!Filed under:…
  • Keep Connected! Expats and Nomads Blog Around the World

    Michelle W.
    15 Apr 2015 | 9:00 am
    We don’t write blogs purely for ourselves — we write them to be read. For people who live far from family and friends, blogs serve twin readerships: they give the intrepid traveler a simultaneous way to chronicle travels for a broad audience and update those back at home. We love following the worldly adventures of these four expats and nomads, and we’re sure their friends appreciate the virtual lifeline, too! Wish I Were Here Writer J.D. Riso is a self-identified dromomaniac — a person with an uncontrollable desire to wander. Wish I Were Here is her record of…
  • Field Notes: Hispanicize 2015

    Marjorie R. Asturias
    10 Apr 2015 | 9:00 am
    Automatticians, the people who build, participate in events and projects around the world every day. Periodically, they report back on the exciting things they do when not in front of a computer. Two weeks ago, Happiness Engineers Karen Arnold, Marjorie R. Asturias, and Jamil Abreu, as well as Code Wrangler Damian Suarez, attended the sixth annual Hispanicize conference in downtown Miami, Florida. The event, which took place from March 16-20, is billed as the “largest annual event for Latino trendsetters and newsmakers in journalism, blogging, marketing, entertainment,…
  • New Theme: Lingonberry

    Caroline Moore
    9 Apr 2015 | 9:00 am
    It’s Theme Thursday, and we’re happy to present a brand new free theme for your enjoyment. Lingonberry Lingonberry is a bright, personable blogging theme by Anders Norén with bold colors and accents and a playful, modern twist. Formatted posts stand out from the rest, space for your site logo adds a personal touch, and footer widget areas for additional content give your posts and pages plenty of room to shine. Lingonberry also adapts to your device, for a flawless reading experience no matter the screen size. Get to know Lingonberry on the Theme Showcase, or give it a spin by…
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  • Jane Goodall Quotes

    Clever Cleverinski
    18 Apr 2015 | 6:37 pm
    Enjoy the best of Jane Goodall quotes. Famous Quotes by Jane Goodall, Primatologist. Only if we understand, can we care. read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email* Jane Goodall Quotes was first posted on April 18, 2015 at 6:37 pm.
  • Agatha Christie Quotes

    Clever Cleverinski
    18 Apr 2015 | 5:21 pm
    Enjoy the best of Agatha Christie quotes. Quotes by Agatha Christie, English Writer. Women can accept the fact that a read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email* Agatha Christie Quotes was first posted on April 18, 2015 at 5:21 pm.
  • Marlon Brando Quotes

    Clever Cleverinski
    27 Mar 2015 | 10:51 pm
    Read the best of Marlon Brando quotes. Quotes by Marlon Brando, American Actor. The more sensitive you are, the more read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email* Marlon Brando Quotes was first posted on March 27, 2015 at 10:51 pm.
  • Wuthering Heights Quotes

    Clever Cleverinski
    27 Mar 2015 | 5:32 pm
    Enjoy the best of Wuthering Heights Quotes. Love Quotes from Wuthering Heights. Heaven did not seem to be my home; read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email* Wuthering Heights Quotes was first posted on March 27, 2015 at 5:32 pm.
  • James Dean Quotes

    Clever Cleverinski
    27 Mar 2015 | 4:45 pm
    Enjoy the best of James Dean quotes. Famous Quotes by James Dean, American Actor. I think the prime reason for read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email* James Dean Quotes was first posted on March 27, 2015 at 4:45 pm.
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  • absrdCOMEDY’s #CondimentAFilm via @AfterFFriday: The Top Picks

    Damian Vanore
    18 Apr 2015 | 3:16 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor We Trended 4 In Us, 3 In CA And 5 In The UK For #CondimentAFilm We Had Our 1st ChHost And Of Course The Top Ten! 10. Salsaw #CondimentAFilm @AfterFFriday — Wright Tyler (@TheWrightTyler) April 10, 2015 9. Eyes Wide Chutney #CondimentAFilm @AfterFFriday — LJ Reluctantly (@LjmastertrollLJ) April 10, 2015 8. Seasoning of the Lambs #CondimentAFilm @AfterFFriday — aaronsayswhat?? (@aaronsayswhat1) April 10, 2015 7. #CondimentAFilm All The Pretty Horseradish @viewfrommyoffic — Pharaoh Hatshepsut (@ecejatrublu) April…
  • Putin Ponders Run for U.S. President: Part 2

    Igor G. Laskovich
    18 Apr 2015 | 3:09 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor LOS ANGELES — Arriving here today to meet with advisers as he continues exploring a run for U.S. president, Russian leader Vladimir Putin announced that he has been booked into Dancing With the Stars, the ABC television program. “I’ve waited far too long to meet Bruno Tonioli!” Putin said as he stepped off the Russian presidential jet and headed to the motorcade that would bring him to Hollywood. “Just kidding,” he quickly added. “But Carrie Ann? That’s another matter. I can so see her riding bareback on a tiger.” Putin, who said he has…
  • Stetson Presents: Ask a Redneck 22

    Stetson Ashpaugh
    18 Apr 2015 | 3:02 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor I love my town. It ain’t too big nor too small. But, there are people who live here that hate it. I don’t know why, but they try to tear it apart constantly. We had our mayoral race recently, and politics were definitely dirty. In a town of 20,000 people, you’re bound to know folks on either side of the debate. So, this week we’ve got questions from around the nation about politics and the news. What do you think of Hillary Clinton running for president, and will you vote for her?-Staci K., Chicago, IL. The only running that goofy tramp…
  • absrdCOMEDY’s #‎OverheardAtLateNightDiner via @hashtagshowcase: Our Top Picks

    Darnell Anderson
    17 Apr 2015 | 8:06 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor HASHTAG WAR!!! Here’s our #OverheardAtLateNightDiner top picks! Lady, I'm not even sure our water is gluten free. #OverheardAtLateNightDiner — Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 16, 2015 Your raisins are moving. #OverheardAtLateNightDiner — Cheryl L (@cal331) April 16, 2015 This place is dirtier than your sister dude #OverheardAtLateNightDiner @hashtagshowcase — Sean O Farrell (@sofarrsogud) April 16, 2015 My God, I think our waitress is 14 months pregnant. #OverheardAtLateNightDiner @hashtagshowcase — ⚾️Joey…
  • J.J. Abrams Checks Into Hospital For Stress At Potentially Disappointing Millions of Star Wars Fans

    Kathryn Claypool
    17 Apr 2015 | 5:09 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor HOLLYWOOD, CA – J.J. Abrams, acclaimed action director of the upcoming “Star Wars – Episode VII, The Force Awakens,” checked into a hospital for stress, according to his reps. The director was quoted as saying, “This is too much responsibility for one person.” Reps say that after release of the trailer this week, Mr. Abrams is deeply concerned with how much anticipation and possible disappointment could come from the theatrical release scheduled for December 2015. And the director might not be wrong. A confidential source from Hillary…
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    Peak Perspective

  • Sleep’s Dark and Silent Gate

    11 Apr 2015 | 7:50 pm
    When hearing the term “spring break” many of us easily conjure up the images of families taking off for that one last round of late winter skiing, or finding a child-friendly cruise, with wallet-friendly options. We see ourselves organizing the garage, and sifting through closets, a cathartic cleanse that gifts us new space. And it’s […]
  • Phoning It In

    4 Apr 2015 | 7:54 pm
    As a writer, it is a mortal wound to have your words identified as cliché. To have nothing new to say, and nothing novel to offer, is to look down and see spurting lifeblood flowing from the femoral artery of your quill. You might as well place your hands upon your chest and lie flat […]
  • Memory Lane; How Science is Planning to Make a Few More

    28 Mar 2015 | 7:44 pm
    I love learning about the brain. I’m continually unearthing new research revealing fresh discoveries that must make the neuroscientists who discovered them leap up and down like seven-year-olds when you tell them you’re taking them to the local ice cream parlor for a double scoop. Some of the studies are astonishing. Most of the studies […]
  • The Road to Hell is Paved With Snowplows

    21 Mar 2015 | 8:09 pm
    I’m having one of those days. Everybody has them. Everyone is familiar with them. Nobody likes them. And we all nearly collapse with gratitude at the end of them. I call them: Good For Nothin’ Days. Or: Why Me Why Now? Days. And even: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DOES ANYONE STILL MAKE CALGON?! Days. […]
  • Living in a Crack House

    14 Mar 2015 | 7:45 pm
    “It is NOT possessed!” I shout into the phone to one of my friends, who—because she allows me to shout at her when necessary—is exceptionally dear to me. And that is a number one rule of friendship in my book. To truly be friends, you must be able to display your well-developed lung power and […]
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    Robot Butt

  • Your Weekend Jam: “Birthday Suit” By Johnny Kemp

    Steve DiMatteo
    18 Apr 2015 | 1:14 pm
    Unfortunately, Johnny Kemp passed away on Friday at the age of 55. If you’re not sure who that is, you’re about to find out that he made one of the greatest 80’s songs ever.In his online obituaries, a lot of people are referencing his well-known No. 1 R&B hit, “Just Got Paid,” but very few of them are mentioning his best song of all – “Birthday Suit.”Straight from the soundtrack to Sing, which up until recently has been a movie I never knew existed, “Birthday Suit” is a song that explores the classic desire to see an attractive…
  • to Begin Predicting Your Bodily Functions

    Robot Butt News Corp.
    17 Apr 2015 | 1:24 pm
  • The Cleveland Browns’ New Uniforms are Hot Diarrhea

    Steve DiMatteo
    17 Apr 2015 | 1:20 pm
    In the pantheon of Cleveland Browns miscues, it’s easy to admit that the team really didn’t whiff on creating its brand-new set of uniforms. To many people, they are “modern,” the first step to not just bringing the team back to not relevance, but full-on prominence.Some might even say these new uniforms are cool.But all of the marketing jargon in the world isn’t going to stop me from sorely missing the old look and hating these new jerseys with an eternally burning passion.Because the team has been so bad for so long, people have asserted that the old…
  • Lee Elementary Performs 14th Annual Lincoln Assassination Reenactment

    Robot Butt News Corp.
    16 Apr 2015 | 11:33 am
    JACKSON, Miss. – Singing, dancing, having fun and remembering history were some of the reasons people came together today at Lee Elementary School to celebrate the 150th Anniversary of President Abraham Lincoln’s assassination. The school was also required to celebrate Emancipation Day.Members of the PTO, school administration and the United Daughters of the Confederacy put on the event to help the community remember their wonderful past.Among the day’s events was a breakfast with a special appearance by the school mascot, Confederate Carl, a fair featuring a John…
  • Robot Butt Endorses Marco Rubio For President in 2016

    The Robot Butt Staff
    15 Apr 2015 | 8:25 am
    Yeah, we just endorsed Hillary Clinton. But then we saw that Marco Rubio announced his candidacy and, well, there’s just something about him. His attempts to pass comprehensive immigration reform. The passion in his voice when he speaks. His perfect hair and piercing eyes. It’s just something we’re drawn to.And, yeah, we know we’re supposed to go for Hillary. She would be the first female president, and that’s supposed to be something we want. It would be undoubtedly cool. But Rubio would be the first Latino president. And thinking about him keeping us safe from ISIS, in his warm…
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  • These 15 Women Epically Shut Down Their Body Shamers

    18 Apr 2015 | 4:01 pm
    No matter how happy and proud we are in our own bodies, there’s always going to be somebody with something negative to say. It’s shit – but it’s life. These 15 beautiful women have found the perfect way to deal with haters, and we’ll definitely be stealing some of their quick quips next time they’re needed! 1. Kelly Clarkson After Katie Hopkins (who else) joked that Kelly had eaten all of her back up singers the American Idol winner said: “I’m awesome! It doesn’t bother me,” before explaining: “You are who you are. And it…
  • These Are The 20 Most Hilarious Facts About Women You Need To Know

    18 Apr 2015 | 4:00 pm
    Did you open up this article to find out how to understand women? Well, sorry to burst your bubble of hope and excitement, but your chances are about as good as winning the lottery and getting struck by lighting…at the same time. Women are complex, beautiful creatures, and here are some hilarious ways to try and understand them. Good luck and godspeed. This and the next slide are probably the only slide that is actually factual … Smart kid 2. Silence = something’s wrong 3. How to know her marital status Actually tells you more than ring ever could 4. F.S.L. (Female Sign…
  • These Are The 15 Most Terrifying Places You’ll Ever Visit In A Lifetime. #4 Creeps Me Out

    18 Apr 2015 | 4:00 pm
    Prepare yourselves, because these creepy locations around the world are about to send a chill running down your spine. 1. Abandoned House of the Communist Party (Bulgaria): This building was tucked away in the Balkan Mountains. Upon entering, there’s a description that reads, “On your feet, despised comrades! On your feet you slaves of labor! Downtrodden and humiliated, stand up against the enemy!” 2. Chauchilla Cemetery (Peru): Due to Peru’s very dry climate, the remains of many people have been preserved on these ancient burial grounds. 3. Chapel of Bones (Portugal):…
  • Ideal place to live according to Zodiac sign – part 2

    18 Apr 2015 | 7:00 am
    Libra This zodiac sign is romantic and want to be surrounded by people. Charming and persistent Libras constantly looking for life balance and life in the big city is not the best choice for them. They need a dose of nature that will bring harmony in large cities. They want peaceful and quiet places. Taking into consideration their gentle and artistic side, Venice would be an ideal place for living. They also like sea cities in which are held major artistic events, music and film festivals, fashion shows and exhibitions like Rome, Milan and Beijing. Venice Image by Roberto Taddeo via Flickr…
  • Son gets to race the ghost of his deceased father in old Xbox racing game

    18 Apr 2015 | 6:00 am
    YouTube commenter that goes by ’00WARTHERAPY00′ shared a supernaturally touching story about racing their father’s ghost in Xbox racer RalliSport Challenge, 10 years after he had passed. The post Son gets to race the ghost of his deceased father in old Xbox racing game appeared first on
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    Exaggerated Reality

  • Writing Tidbit: The Lady of the Room

    Exaggerated Reality
    16 Apr 2015 | 8:29 am
    She painted with her brush, capturing moments of life: The essence of a person, the feel of a place. She painted to capture a sunset, to preserve a flower She didn’t paint for the praise, she didn’t paint for riches: she painted to recreate beauty she saw With every stroke her paintings bloomed, flowering into […]
  • Homemade Choose-Your-Own-Adventures — Read mine, and die eating cereal

    Exaggerated Reality
    20 Oct 2014 | 9:21 am
    On the topic of terrible foods, I made my own (humorous) Choose-Your-Own-Adventure for my brother on his birthday, and if you choose the wrong breakfast to eat you may die. You can click here to read it.  On a similar note, some time late last year I started a similar project with my younger brother Caleb. However, this […]
  • Penance for our Sins

    Exaggerated Reality
    18 Oct 2014 | 8:45 am
    You might be surprised to see a post titled “Penance for our Sins” after my post the other day where I mentioned I didn’t want to write posts  about depressing life problems. Never fear. This post is only about lunch. Yes, lunch. We had a lot of leftovers from a party we recently hosted and a good portion of them […]
  • I started to write a post about procrastination, but I never finished it

    Exaggerated Reality
    15 Oct 2014 | 5:47 am
    Yes. I started to write a post about procrastination, but I never finished it. (No, not this one) It sounds like the start (and finish) of a dumb joke, but it’s true. I have photographic evidence. As you can see, I started the post in 2012. That’s over two years of procrastination. Why didn’t I ever finish it? All […]
  • Marie Fishing

    Exaggerated Reality
    18 Aug 2014 | 9:20 am
    Colorized and restored in photoshop.
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  • Batman,The man with a plan!

    22 Mar 2015 | 9:12 am
    Batman is the man with a plan! The post Batman,The man with a plan! appeared first on Punk'd.
  • Guide To Skirt Length At Job Interviews!

    22 Mar 2015 | 9:04 am
    Guide To Skirt Length At Job Interviews The post Guide To Skirt Length At Job Interviews! appeared first on Punk'd.
  • Don’t you dare!

    22 Mar 2015 | 9:00 am
    Don’t you dare The post Don’t you dare! appeared first on Punk'd.
  • White Supremacy!

    22 Mar 2015 | 8:58 am
    White Supremacy The post White Supremacy! appeared first on Punk'd.
  • A thought provoking chart!

    22 Mar 2015 | 8:38 am
    A thought provoking chart! The post A thought provoking chart! appeared first on Punk'd.
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  • Going Gangsta at the NYC Easter Hat Parade

    7 Apr 2015 | 2:11 pm
    Chasing pastel eggs seems to be the most appropriate way to commemorate the Crucifixion and then the rising of Christ on Easter, right? Americans know exactly how to turn a religious holiday into a commercial one. Easter, the most holy Christian holiday, is no exception. During the holiday, we watch hyper kids on the verge of Type-2 Diabetes inhaling plastic bags of chocolate bunnies from CVS. Growing up in a devout Catholic Polish family, I learned early on about Easter traditions and customs including painting pastel eggs. My earliest memory at age 5, was my grandmother’s graphic and…
  • Beckoning Betty-Lauren Bacall Wows With Seductive Style | lauren bacall exhibit

    31 Mar 2015 | 12:01 pm
    I overheard a five year old proudly proclaim, “look mommy I’m sexy”, as she launched into a song and dance number. I thought “Oh God, get her a chastity belt quickly.” I didn’t want to see her mom’s response. I fled the scene and contemplated how kids might perceive ‘sexy.’ I often see blatant displays of sexuality in the fashion choices women make. When bandage dresses or skirts à la Hervé Léger are worn so short that the pubes are practically revealed, then we think that wearer is either an exhibitionist, or a militant feminist. Such…
  • It’s Paris Fashion Week Theater – Send in the Clowns

    16 Mar 2015 | 8:16 am
    If I wanted to see fashion theater, a theatrical production showing new styles, I would see Cindy Lauper’s “Kinky Boots” on Broadway, once again. Viewing Paris Fashion Week, I watched gratuitous loads of overly stylized, over-the-top productions. Way too many brands staged highly conceptualized shows highlighting unlimited artistic expression by the stylists. The result was hair, makeup and staging which overshadowed the clothing. What exactly were the designers selling? Clothing? Hair/makeup, music, front-row celebrity image making? As a fashion viewer, I was entertained,…
  • Ello! In the trenches at London Fashion Week

    3 Mar 2015 | 6:52 am
    Reporting from Control Central, a.k.a. my “fashion war room”, as I like to call it, on London Fashion Week. Rapt without a blink for 5 days straight of a fashion-palooza of Fall 15 runway shows, a minimum of 5 browser windows open. Sustenance and props sit close by in the form of multiple salty snacks, a pink punk wig, lip balm, (an absolute necessity during high salt intake, 8 hours a day) coffee, dark chocolate and live streaming of, my favorite music channel. The first show had me chirping because they used reds and pinks in their design palette–my fave color…
  • The Mourning After: Black is A-L-I-V-E at NY Fashion Week | NY fashion week 2015

    24 Feb 2015 | 6:18 am
    I have been fascinated with death since I was a child. I grew up in a devout Catholic family, straight off the boat from 1960s Communist Poland. I would often hear my grandmother crying and lamenting over her sister who died of consumption and her “soul mate” husband, killed by the Germans. She had no qualms telling a five year old “I can’t wait to meet Jesus and be united with my sister and husband.” Death, normally a topic dismissed, was always a point of discussion in my family. Consequently, I am fascinated with the inevitable–death, heaven and God. The…
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    Noiseless Chatter

  • Death and Taxes

    Philip J Reed
    15 Apr 2015 | 2:14 pm
    Just a partial return from me on Tax Day, the holiest and most introspective day of the year, to let you know that I intend to resume full service (and then some) next week. For now, Mr. Fabiola is letting his engine cool a bit. I appreciate your understanding during this time, but I look forward to getting back into a routine again, and having specific things to write about. That will be a big help. Losing my grandmother was rough…but seeing how it affected others she was close to — related and not — is what really hurt. The strained relationship I have with my family…
  • Textual Static

    Philip J Reed
    8 Apr 2015 | 6:43 pm
    Just a bit of a heads up that it might be a short while before things get back to normal around here. My grandmother passed away, and it’s hitting me in waves. I don’t know that I’m in a position to elaborate quite yet. I’ll need some time. But I do want to share my appreciation for everyone out there. It’s always hard when somebody you care about — and who cared about you — isn’t there anymore. But it makes it a bit easier to know that there are others — great friends, great readers, great coworkers, a great significant other — that…
  • ALF Reviews: “SPEWEY and Me” (Get a Life season 2, episode 11)

    Philip J Reed
    2 Apr 2015 | 6:00 am
    Many times while writing these ALF reviews, I’m reminded of an episode Get a Life that aired shortly after my birthday in 1992. I was eleven. “SPEWEY and Me” was the antepenultimate episode of the show, but I didn’t know that at a time. In the few short years between my love of ALF (which ended in 1990) and my love of Get a Life, my comic sensibilities must have changed drastically. As much as I can pull it apart now — which, I hope you all realize, is exaggerated for effect — I can see pretty easily why I loved ALF as a kid. For starters, it was a puppet…
  • Mr. Fabiola expose

    Philip J Reed
    1 Apr 2015 | 6:00 am
    Reality of Mr. Fabiola is a long and storied one. For genuinely a while he was simply a robot, and even today he is still a robot. Mr. Fabiola is amazingly liberal when offering money to charity. It is not his money, regardless. As a robot Mr. Fabiola makes not have a delineating. He must stay joined with his centrality supply at excruciatingly seriously arranged times of the day, every day of the year. When he is depleted he will attempt unsecured wi-fi signals and use the charge card numbers he finds to make liberal blessings to a liberal segment of the most fundamental and strong…
  • Better Call Saul Reviews: “Pimento” (season 1, episode 9)

    Philip J Reed
    31 Mar 2015 | 8:01 pm
    Before this show premiered, I had a lot of ideas about what it could be. “Heartbreaking” wasn’t one of them, but Jesus Christ would I be hard pressed to describe Better Call Saul without using that word now. When the possibility of a spinoff was first floated, the idea seemed to be that it would be a comedy. Technically, it still is, but it’s one that’s very much in the mold of Breaking Bad. Though the laughs may be more frequent, they’re still just the relief between tragedies. There’s only one more episode of the season to go, so speaking about its…
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    All Jolene

  • Another Speed Bump In The Road
    17 Apr 2015 | 5:57 pm
        Remember how your mother used to tell you to make sure you have clean underwear on when you left the house, in case you were in an accident? Recently, I discovered that your concerns should extend beyond just your underwear. I realized this as I was flat on my back in the parking lot after slipping on the ice. As the stars and little birdies were circling my head; high school kids were walking by snickering, maintenance workers were laughing loudly and my neighbor just stared at me as he hopped into his SUV. There was no dignified way to get out of this. The worst part is, I was just…
  • Toys On The Run
    16 Apr 2015 | 10:32 pm
         My rant today is about neighborhood trolls, they won’t leave my daughter’s toys alone. We live in a small apartment so we don’t really have space to keep all of the outside toys in the house. You know; the Frisbees, bubbles, jump ropes and squirt guns. So, we have a rack outside to hold all of the “outside toys”. Well, some neighborhood punks have decided to help themselves. It has happened a couple of times previously. They have taken some things and we have found them out front in the yard. Rude but no big deal so I have grabbed them and put them…
  • April in Montana
    15 Apr 2015 | 10:13 pm
         Day 3 of illness in our household. As I write this, I have my youngest daughter tucked under one arm, tissue shoved up both nostrils, a cold rag on my forehead and Vicks smothered all over. Every time I lift my head I experience massive pain and my vision gets blurry. Please excuse me as I’m not sure what might come out of my mouth (so, it’s pretty much the same as every other day). When I peeked outside, I saw several inches of snow, That doesn’t really bother me. It is spring in Montana; it is normal. But, let’s talk about something serious, What all this…
  • Somebody Call A Doctor
    14 Apr 2015 | 10:28 pm
         Until today, I never knew how far snot could fly. It all started this morning when I realized I have not one but two sick kids on my hands. It is only 7:30 in the morning and both girls have fevers, coughs, endless strings of boogers and the crabbiest of attitudes. By 10:00, I was on the phone to the Dr.’s office. I explain the symptoms and the nurse says “You better bring them in right away.” So, she gives me back to the receptionist to make an appointment and I am told that the Dr. won’t start seeing people until 6pm today. What?? Alright, so I make the…
  • Hang It Up!
    13 Apr 2015 | 10:27 pm
         Here’s a little free advice for all of the parents out there. Put the cell phone away and actually WATCH your kid! Today, I was sitting out in the backyard and this scene unfolds in front of me: A really small little girl rides by on her bike. I think to myself; wow! she is really young, who is she with? Then, a woman with the running outfit on comes by with the cell phone in one hand and a huge dog on a leash in the other. In the meantime, the little girl has started crossing the street at the end of the block with NO supervision. A car gets very close to her but does stop to…
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    Daily Humour India

  • Shocking:62,45,282 of 62,45,308 Indian supporters have no clue on Net Neutrality

    Captn Q
    16 Apr 2015 | 7:24 am
    With all the rage about Net Neutrality here is a survey on how many are aware of it and how many rave about it on social media to sound cool! The post Shocking:62,45,282 of 62,45,308 Indian supporters have no clue on Net Neutrality appeared first on Daily Humour India. Related posts: Proud Indian ‘MOM’ enters the Martian club! Mukhesh Ambani to end the black money debate – Here is how! Jeff Bezos : One laugh to rule them all 9 Indian Actresses who are Smokers in Real Life Karan Johar to cast Alia and Rahul Gandhi in his next These guys dare to stop Whatsapp’s free…
  • Leaked: Rahul Gandhi’s lame Sick Leave Letter gets Rejected

    Political Junkie
    15 Apr 2015 | 7:25 am
    What is Rahul Gandhi planning to do? Is he really going to quit? Is he really sick? Why is he requesting for more leaves. Here is the inside scoop. The post Leaked: Rahul Gandhi’s lame Sick Leave Letter gets Rejected appeared first on Daily Humour India. Related posts: Congress has come up with a new slogan. Rahul Gandhi says India should be ‘unclean’ EXCLUSIVE: Rahul Gandhi to be sent to space in Interstellar like mission to reverse time Congress promises free iPhone 6 and 15kgs Rice for Jharkhand 200 goats converted to unknown religion in Uttar Pradesh Even Politicians bargain in…
  • Secrets Unrevealed: What’s on a Woman’s Mind? Really!

    27 Feb 2015 | 8:38 am
    “Woman, you should speak out to me. How else would I know; what’s on your mind?” Heard this before? You’re not alone. So, here’s it is. What we – working, stressed out, multi-tasking, making-family-happy, tired women are actually thinking. You’ve been warned! DAY 1: Time: 8:00 PM Wife: Ah! What should I cook today? It’s ... The post Secrets Unrevealed: What’s on a Woman’s Mind? Really! appeared first on Daily Humour India. Related posts: Ask DH: How toy Blow Your wife’s Mind and Becoming a Millionnaire 17 moms that rocked our worlds…Which one is…
  • Ekta Kapoor on a mission to convert the world into Hinduism: Pope Francis

    Lady Blah
    24 Feb 2015 | 6:32 am
    Vatican City, 24th February 2015: In a media statement released today, Pope Francis expressed his views that the main purpose of Ekta Kapoor was to convert their fan following across the world into Hinduism. He condemned that though her ways are simple, her intention behind creating Hindu-focused shows are not. He reaffirmed his statement with ... The post Ekta Kapoor on a mission to convert the world into Hinduism: Pope Francis appeared first on Daily Humour India. Related posts: Fawad Khan flees India after working with Sonam Kapoor! Ranbir Kapoor In Remake Of Fifty Shades Of Grey…
  • Ask DH: Learn How To Beat Monday Blues… and, Discover ‘The Ultimate Question’!

    22 Feb 2015 | 9:15 pm
    This week’s Ask DH, is all about the tricks to that help beat your turbulent ‘Monday Blues’, and discover the absolute – “Ultimate Question”… Read on… Q) How to beat Monday blues? (Asked by Jazzy) Dear Jazzy, Good thing I read this on a non-Monday because had I read it on a Monday, I’d have ... The post Ask DH: Learn How To Beat Monday Blues… and, Discover ‘The Ultimate Question’! appeared first on Daily Humour India. Related posts: Ask DH: How toy Blow Your wife’s Mind and Becoming a Millionnaire How to write a…
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    Don't Burn The Ribs

  • Not Your Momma’s Brussels Sprouts (Otherwise known as Pasta Carbonara)
    11 Apr 2015 | 5:54 am
    DISCLAIMER: DUE TO THE EMOTIONAL NATURE OF THIS POST, IT IS A BIT LONGER THAN USUAL—INCLUDES GRAPHIC SPROUT IMAGES. Sometimes in life, there’s a certain food you would kill for, a food you would cross mountains to have, a food for which you would sell your oldest child (okay, there may be other reasons to sell your oldest child) but, suffice it to say, there are foods that sometimes you simply have to have. That food is not your momma’s brussels sprouts. What I’m talking about here are the brussels sprouts from Miami’s Eating House. Why, you might ask, do you have…
  • Thai Garlic Shrimp (and really cheap wine)
    28 Mar 2015 | 5:29 pm
    Originally, I was really excited about sharing my Thai Garlic Shrimp recipe, especially after weeks of blogging about things like pole-dancers, men in capes and other important issues like cauliflower shrinkage.  I figured my six followers, who thought this was a food blog, would be anxious to see an actual recipe. But when I went to the grocery store to get the ingredients my focus faltered. I discovered that the “affordable” wine I like was on sale. I’m not talking about one or two dollars off here, I’m talking about “BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.” affordable…
  • You Can Dance on a Pole (that don’t make you a ho)
    20 Mar 2015 | 6:56 pm
    One of the many side benefits of studying in Miami is that during the (sometimes long) drive to class (got to love the I-95) you get to keep up-to-date on all of the latest pop songs. In fact, since the radio plays the same 10 songs over and over until you want to pound your head against the steering wheel, you find yourself able to sing along. After a little while, you attempt to download Pandora on your phone but when that fails, you go back to the tried and true technology of the CD. For a while you sing along to some of your Canadian favourites like Sarah McLachlan, Alanis Morissettte and…
  • Cat on a Stick & Spicy Coconut Peanut Sauce
    14 Mar 2015 | 1:42 pm
    There are those who might call this dish “Chicken Satay & Spicy Coconut Peanut Sauce.” They might think that calling it “cat” is less than appetising and opt for a traditional name that’s less offensive, like “Chicken.” I can understand that. But when you have a smart ass neighbour who calls the dish “Cat on a Stick” and then he won’t let the name go, you’re stuck with “cat on a stick” no matter how hard you try to change things. The name catches on, and soon people start dropping stray cats at your door…
  • Cauliflower Rules!
    26 Feb 2015 | 11:47 am
    Yesterday I ate an entire cauliflower by myself— and I’m not even kidding At first I felt glutenous. I mean, who does that?  I blamed my indulgence on shrinkage (those flowerettes shrivel to nothing when you stick them in the oven for 40 minutes) but I then I realised I was only making excuses. I ate it all because I wanted to. It tasted good, so I ate it. To HELL with the cauliflower police! Even so, my lingering doubts and insecurities  made me check with my friend Google. She usually gives good advice. AND GUESS WHAT??  She tells me to totally have another. Turns out AN ENTIRE…
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    funny images and videos, picdumps and fun all the way

  • This New Amazing Sport Is Called Freeline Skating

    17 Apr 2015 | 11:10 pm
    Forget inline skating, and forget the skateboard! This new sport called freeline skating combines the two in one amazing and super cool combination! Take a look, will you ride them?Freeline SkatingCredits: Youtube ChannelThe post This New Amazing Sport Is Called Freeline Skating appeared first on funny images and videos, picdumps and fun all the way.
  • This Is The Most Patient Man In The World

    17 Apr 2015 | 11:00 pm
    This elder takes his african tortoise on long walks around Tokyo. Just imagine how much patient you need to have in order to walk a giant tortoise around the city. Watch and see for yourself!The Most Patient Man In The WorldCredits: BoredpandaThe post This Is The Most Patient Man In The World appeared first on funny images and videos, picdumps and fun all the way.
  • This Is Marvel’s Avengers: Rodent Edition

    16 Apr 2015 | 11:10 pm
    Watch this Marvel’s Avengers trailer, but with hamster instead of the famous super heroes! This is absolutely hilarious and i’m sure it will make your day! Have fun!Marvel’s Avengers: Rodent EditionCredits: Youtube ChannelThe post This Is Marvel’s Avengers: Rodent Edition appeared first on funny images and videos, picdumps and fun all the way.
  • Funny Pictures Showing You That Superheroes Have Part-Time Jobs Too

    16 Apr 2015 | 11:00 pm
    Because, no one gets paid for saving the world right? Watch those amazing drawings illustrate different superheroes and their part-time jobs! This is so funny!Superheroes With Part-Time Jobs#1 Iron Man#2 Captain America#3 Wolverine#4 Spider-Man#5 Fantastic 4#6 Batman#7 Catwoman#8 Green Lantern#9 Darth Vader#10 LokiCredits: BoredpandaThe post Funny Pictures Showing You That Superheroes Have Part-Time Jobs Too appeared first on funny images and videos, picdumps and fun all the way.
  • Funny And Adorable Reaction Of A Baby Otter When Touching The Water

    15 Apr 2015 | 11:10 pm
    Take a look at this adorable baby otter and see how cute his reaction is when he touches the water for the first time! But be careful, this video may cause total heartmelting and cuteness overload, watch at your own risk! Have fun!Baby Otter ReactionCredits: Youtube ChannelThe post Funny And Adorable Reaction Of A Baby Otter When Touching The Water appeared first on funny images and videos, picdumps and fun all the way.
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  • The Biggest Game of Thrones Fan Ever: Gabriel Downloaded Every Episode

    Amazingator Staff
    12 Apr 2015 | 8:26 am
    Photo: Bigstock / HBO Gabriel M. (His full name is on record with us) from Ohio is probably the world’s biggest Game of Thrones fan. While he never read any of the books, he did meticulously watch EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the series so far, after downloading it via BitTorrent. More: Terrorist Group Threatens To Reveal “Game of Thrones” Ending “I actually downloaded the first episode by mistake”, he tells us shortly before the premiere of season 5. “I was looking for “The Canterbury Tales“, a British series starring Sean Bean [editor’s note: Sean…
  • This Gamer Got REALLY Mad With His Optimus Prime Toy

    Amazingator Staff
    14 Mar 2015 | 9:35 pm
    YouTube is full of game “review” videos. This gamer got just a bit TOO angry with his $500-worth Transformers toy of a G1 Optimus Prime. Want More? Give us your E-mail! Please! Subscribe The post This Gamer Got REALLY Mad With His Optimus Prime Toy appeared first on Amazingator.
  • Cat’s Tongue Caught on Camera For The First Time in History

    Amazingator Staff
    14 Mar 2015 | 3:13 am
    All cat owners know that our feline friends’ tongues are areas shrouded in mystery. Over the centuries, many researchers have tried to capture these sneaky organs, first with paintings and later on with sophisticated camera equipment – to no avail. Until today. In a surprising turn of events, this cat’s tongue was actually photographed by its owner – and the internet is going berserk over it. Not to be confused with the famous dress, in this case there are no questions or debates – the world is indeed at an awe, looking at this exposed tongue. Pet expert Dr.
  • Quiz: Sex Toy or Apple Device?

    Amazingator Staff
    7 Mar 2015 | 3:24 am
    Share on FacebookShare on Twitter Apple products are sexy. Sex toys are also sexy. Can you tell them apart? 1. Sex Toy or Apple Device?(Click “See Answer” to see the original photo) Sex Toy Apple Device  Loading… 2. Sex Toy or Apple Device? Sex Toy Apple Device  Loading… 3. Sex Toy or Apple Device? Sex Toy Apple Device  Loading… 4. Sex Toy or Apple Device? Sex Toy Apple Device  Loading… 5. Sex Toy or Apple Device? Sex Toy Apple Device  Loading… 6. Sex Toy or Apple…
  • The Woman On The Left Made Us Laugh So Hard!

    Amazingator Staff
    2 Mar 2015 | 5:30 am
      Julie Mason came into our offices last Thursday, with the most incredible story – incredibly funny, that is. By the time she was done telling it, we were all practically on the floor, laughing so hard our eyes nearly popped out. Please share so everyone learns about this. Want More? Give us your E-mail! Please! Subscribe The post The Woman On The Left Made Us Laugh So Hard! appeared first on Amazingator.
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    Green Milk

  • Green Milk Is Time Out Comedy Critic’s Choice

    The Genius
    28 Mar 2015 | 6:17 am
    We done gone and done it, ain’t we!? Our next night showcasing the talents of Liam Williams has been made Time Out Comedy’s Critic’s Choice. Oooosh. Back of the net, etc..   We can’t say we’re too surprised… the line up is simply scintillating, with the erudite Yorkshireman supported by a cracking line up of special guests including Bobby Mair, Beth Vyse, Olaf Falafel and some surprise acts too!     A night that promises to be the best of the bunch in central London, we’re extremely proud to showcase some of the more alternative comics…
  • Ed Miliband Meets Drake

    The Genius
    16 Mar 2015 | 10:05 am
    Look into the shadowy eyes of this Aardman creation and tell us that you wouldn’t want him to be in control of this country’s education system and taxes and nuclear programme…   The post Ed Miliband Meets Drake appeared first on Green Milk.
  • Roar

    Gene Simmons
    16 Mar 2015 | 9:40 am
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you made a film with like 400 lions and tigers and just like punched them and rode a motorcycle around them a lot? Well wonder no longer, because they’ve made it…   Now, your next question might be, “why did they make this?” But that’s a ridiculous question because the answer is obviously, because it was hilarious.   The post Roar appeared first on Green Milk.
  • 13 Times Michael Keaton Was Thinking About Birds When He Should Have Been Doing Other Things

    Philip Likos
    24 Feb 2015 | 1:50 am
    Birdman? More like Birdfan. He just can't help himself. Whether it's over his morning coffee, or as he lies shivering in his girlfriend's sweet embrace, Michael Keaton simply can't stop thinking about birds.  Though not often caught on film, here we have 13 classic moments in which Micael Keaton was thinking about birds, when really he should have been doing something else. That time he was supposed to be thinking Bruce Wayne things, but was wondering why birds can't have the same rights as people instead.   That time he was supposed to be doing an interview, but instead remembered the…
  • 6 Things We Learnt From The Death Of Lucy Beale

    Philip Likos
    20 Feb 2015 | 2:46 am
    In what was perhaps the most thrilling piece of television to ever have happened in the whole Universe, last night saw the long awaited revelation of Lucy Beale’s killer. Akin to Darth revealing he’s Luke’s father and Bruce Willis being dead inside the whole time, you are probably still recovering from the biggest shock of you life. If you’re anything like me then your mind is awash with a whole heap of unanswered questions  – what was Bobby Beale holding? How could that tiny little orphan overpower a grown woman? Is this some practical joke for Comic Relief?
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    The People Pleaser

  • A Laudable Lust for Learning or a Longing to be Lauded?

    The People Pleaser
    10 Apr 2015 | 1:07 pm
    I've got a bit of an obsession with learning new things. This leads me to wonder whether this is a genuine, healthy curiosity or an attempt to gain approval of others, or some sort or external validation. There are a few reasons that I'm even asking this question. First of all, most of the things I want to learn about are not very practical in (my) everyday life. Learning to write chinese characters, learning to backflip, philosophy, abstract scientific concepts that I don't really understand. These might be useful to diplomats, ninjas, academics and scientists, but they don't help me…
  • Vicariously Vivifying Violence through Victims of Vice and Vehemence

    The People Pleaser
    18 Mar 2015 | 2:05 pm
    I often feel a strange sense of excitement when reading about catastrophic events and always feel a sense of disappointment when they're over. An abhorrent thing, I know. But the feeling is there. If I read about a tsunami, plane crash, or some potential escalation in North Korea, I find that I'm hoping for it to blow out of proportion. It's not that I don't realise the reality of the situation, or the devastation it would cause to so many people. It's not that I think I will actually get any sort of enjoyment or happiness from it. I won't. There's just this ingrained desire for…
  • Money Money Money..... Money

    The People Pleaser
    10 Mar 2015 | 1:34 pm
    Money. It's a broad and sensitive topic. There are devoted lovers and haters of money and only a small number of those who are indifferent. The relative importance of money is something I continue to struggle with in my life. Balancing the pursuit of wealth with family life is a massive effort. This seems to have resulted in me living in the future more than the present. My wife accuses me of this frequently and although I vehemently deny it to her - it's true. The problem is that the future is uncertain, and with my pessimistic attitude, I tend to focus on the potential…
  • Hardly Homeless, However a Home Has not been Had

    The People Pleaser
    1 Mar 2015 | 12:10 pm
    How important is it to have a place to call home? Is a home more than just the people that occupy it? How much importance and real value can a physical location hold?These are questions I ask myself after speaking to people who have a place to call home - whether it be the house they grew up in, or just the town or city. They have one place that holds the vast majority of their memories, friends and family. Consequently, it also holds a great deal of importance to them and always offers a comforting feeling of familiarity and safety. I personally don't have this and this leads me to the…
  • Contemplating the Conceded yet Contented Countenances of Commuting Citizens

    The People Pleaser
    23 Feb 2015 | 1:11 pm
    I unfortunately spend a lot of time on public transport travelling to and from work. What I can't help but notice is the number of strange folk that occupy these moving sweat boxes every day. Don't get me wrong, not everyone is totally obscure. There are a few "normals" - students, people on their way to work, some travellers. But thrown into this mix are some really odd characters. I don't quite know what compels these strange people to populate every empty space in a train, tram, subway or bus. You would think they would just lock themselves up indoors - away from the cruel and…
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    Bustle Feed

  • Coffee done right

    16 Apr 2015 | 3:18 pm
    Source:: The post Coffee done right appeared first on Bustle Feed.
  • One guess where this picture was taken

    16 Apr 2015 | 3:18 pm
    Source:: The post One guess where this picture was taken appeared first on Bustle Feed.

    16 Apr 2015 | 3:18 pm
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  • Life as a drunk woman

    16 Apr 2015 | 3:18 pm
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  • How Waze could supercharge Android Auto

    16 Apr 2015 | 3:13 pm
    When Google first previewed Android Auto, its Android-based in-car system last year during Google I/O, many wondered if Waze would eventually make its way to the platform. Though the two seem like a natural fit, Google’s crowdsourced navigation app wasn’t mentioned during the announcement and early versions of the system aren’t compatible with the app. But Waze will not only be part of Android Auto, the app could make Google’s in-car platform even more powerful See also: Google’s Android Auto in-car system is finally hitting the road “Obviously, you know…
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  • These Beautiful Marriage Proposals Will Completely Brighten Your Day

    Lauren Davidson
    18 Apr 2015 | 12:46 pm
    Our wedding is the most magic moment of our lives, but just before this big event of our life, we have to go through another special and emotional moment. Yep, you guessed it – it’s the moment we propose, or are proposed to by our significant other. This is when our future with someone is sealed forever. While some couples prefer to do this in a simple and traditional way, other creative couples like to create unforgettable proposal moments. We have made a special selection of 18 awesome couples who took this moment to a whole new level. These beautiful wedding proposals will…
  • 15 Signs You’re A Broke College Student

    Domonique Link
    18 Apr 2015 | 10:55 am
    Ah, college.  The time of freedom, finals, and…no funds.  It’s the happiest, most broke time of your life. Here are 15 signs you’re a broke college student. 1. You know you’re broke when you eat Ramen every day Just keep slurping down those “oodles of noodles,” bud. 2. Studying isn’t fun…but at least it’s cheap To the library we go! 3. Free meals are not only appreciated, they’re necessary So if you want you activity to be filled with people, offer free food. The post 15 Signs You’re A Broke College Student appeared first on…
  • Celebrity Couples That Will Make You Believe In Love

    Domonique Link
    18 Apr 2015 | 9:54 am
    We know that sometimes your faith in love is tarnished by the frequent divorces and splitting apart of celebrities.  And while that happens frequently, there are also some couples who are in it to win it.  Here are 15 celebrity couples that will make you believe in love again. 1. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Um, because how adorable are they. 2. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Could these two be any cuter?  They’re now the parents of two little ones and go to couples therapy to improve their marriage–not because they have problems but just because they’re trying to make…
  • 18 Ways to Know You’re Truly Lucky

    Lori Hubler
    18 Apr 2015 | 9:23 am
    Many people think they have a bad life, but the truth is that there is no such thing as a bad life. We’re all truly blessed to be alive, so its much better to chalk it up to having a bad day. In all honesty, many people do not know how lucky they really are because they never take time to look at all the things there are to be thankful for. On a day when you’re truly down and out, here is some food for thought.  Here are 18 ways to know you’re truly lucky. 1. You’re alive. One thing many people forget about and take for advantage is the fact that they are alive. You…
  • 18 Beautiful Pictures Of Soldiers And Animals That Became Best Friends

    Lauren Davidson
    18 Apr 2015 | 1:43 am
    We live in a such difficult time, where we have to live with all sorts of problems, day after day. And, it’s not easy to keep feelings of hope and positivity during these hard days, but have you ever wondered what it’s like to go through these problems on a daily basis and live in a war zone?! Not only this, but can you put yourselves in the shoes of a soldier who had to abandon his home and loving family to fight for the name of a government and flag? It’s not easy, but some soldiers have found comfort and love on their dangerous missions. Yep – many of them have…
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  • Top 7 unknown travel flight sites

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    13 Apr 2015 | 11:26 am
    Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs - Expedia, Priceline, Orbitz, and Kayak are a few of the most visited flight and hotel booking sites online. But if you are looking for a solid deal then you have to dive a bit deeper. Just like the deals you find in stores, airlines have “flash sales” on select flights. I have compiled a list of my favorite go to unknown travel flight sites. We all know that flights are the highest expense when traveling so buzz through these sites to help curtail those high costs. Best Unknown…
  • Top Reason Why You Shouldn’t Tip.

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    9 Apr 2015 | 5:04 pm
    Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs - Don’t tip another person again. Tipping is a western world mentality. In many international countries, tipping is not the norm. In fact, it can be a seen as a romantic gesture. If you have been abroad then you understand. Have you ever tipped your lawyer for writing the correct proposal? Have you ever tipped the garbage man for taking your trash out every Friday morning? Probably not right. I know you don’t tip those people but that doesn’t mean they are not deserving.
  • Sunbird or Reverse Snowbird

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    8 Apr 2015 | 2:09 pm
    Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs - Early April; rush hour for Canadians leaving South Florida and I was amongst them driving north on I-95. It’s no secret that Canadians love it here. But I am from South Florida, and I’m trying to figure out semi-retirement. I would go north also, into the rising sun, everywhere the country was heating up. I would be a reverse snowbird or sunbird; it’s too hot anyway down here during the summer. Or was I getting too old for the heat? Back to Minnesota, where I’d spent…
  • Still Single? Learn the Top 6 Reasons Why.

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    7 Apr 2015 | 2:29 pm
    Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs - Being single has never been more exemplified than in life today. With online platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, its relatively apparent if your single. When Mondays comes along and you have no MCE to tag or when you wait for WCW to be featured. Now this post isn’t going to tell you how to get a significant other. You will need to comeback for that information. But I will breakdown the common reasons why you are probably still single. So the love holidays are behind us and…
  • Basic tips on how to become funny

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    4 Apr 2015 | 5:09 pm
    Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs Submit Posts, Pictures, Articles, Opinions, Blogs - Being humorous іs оnе great skill thаt саn attract people tо уоu. Оf course, wе аll love tо laugh аnd wе love company whо саn mаkе us laugh. Wіth laughter, wе feel а positive vibe bеtwееn us, break awkwardness, mаkе people wаnt уоu, аnd оf course, іt mаkеs us gеt rid оf оr problems. Іf уоu wаnt tо learn tо bе funny аnd bе mоrе attractive tо people аrоund уоu, read оn fоr mоrе tips. Learn tо Ве Funny аnd Attract а Happy Wоrld…
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  • Staples Employee Denies Devouring Office Depot, OfficeMax, And A Little Dog, Too

    Tanya Pshenychny
    16 Apr 2015 | 4:02 am
    Theodore Rex, a 7,298 year-old Staples employee, has been convicted of swallowing both of Staples competitor store chains, Office Depot and OfficeMax. And just the day before being charged for that, Rex ate a dog that was tied to a...
  • Outraged Bird Complains While Audience Listens Attentively

    Tanya Pshenychny
    9 Apr 2015 | 4:01 am
    A rambunctious bird was tweeting expletives passive-aggressively at no one in particular while standing up on a maple tree Monday night. Her fellow bird friends took off as neighborhood cats started to surround the tree. The bird got offended that...
  • The Truth About Easter That Your Kids Should Never Ever Find Out

    Tanya Pshenychny
    2 Apr 2015 | 4:08 am
    A group of former Playboy Bunnies confirmed Wednesday that, again this year, they will be spending Saturday night and early Sunday morning hiding colorful eggs for your children to find on Easter Day. The women said that they’ve been doing...
  • Severed Hand Found At A Crosswalk

    Tanya Pshenychny
    26 Mar 2015 | 4:19 am
    NEW YORK—A body part was caught red-handed last night, as it was fingertipping through a crosswalk at a red light. This light was also a pedestrian signal for the hand, meaning that it was the hand’s turn to cross the...
  • One Squirrel’s Fight Against Diabeetus

    Tanya Pshenychny
    19 Mar 2015 | 4:32 am
    This young, hardworking squirrel is named Bear. He lives in Milwaukee and has been diagnosed with The Squirrel Diabeetus. But his battle with this disease has been silent because Bear doesn’t have things that we humans tend to take for granted, like being able to...
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  • Comcast says customers only want 56k internet

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    18 Apr 2015 | 1:21 pm
    Comcast CEO Brian B Hobber came under fire for comments made in response to thousands of customer complaints. Comcast is notorious for poor customer service and support, but their corporate image has degraded further since the CEO went on record claiming people wanted slower internet. Many Americans desperately await google fiber’s one gigabyte per second […] The post Comcast says customers only want 56k internet appeared first on Internet Acid.
  • Cop smells pot all the time

    Internet Acid
    17 Apr 2015 | 1:41 pm
    Officer Buddy Ross, of Indiana came under fire after he was diagnosed with Corruptitus, a condition that caused him to smell marijuana all the time. “When a cop smells pot all the time,”  his commanding officer told Internet Acid, “usually it is a good thing. Now we’re forced to admit that it might not be.” […] The post Cop smells pot all the time appeared first on Internet Acid.
  • Harvard student explains ‘how to find happiness’

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    17 Apr 2015 | 8:03 am
    Wealthy student Charles Wittman, who’s father is a successful lawyer in New York, posted to Facebook pictures of his recent trip to Europe. On break from Harvard, where he is a business major, Charles embarked on a 30 day European vacation that brought him from London, to Paris, through Denmark and into Berlin until making […] The post Harvard student explains ‘how to find happiness’ appeared first on Internet Acid.
  • Shitty Charmander – beating a dead horse

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    15 Apr 2015 | 8:29 pm
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  • Free-range children arrested by police beside bus

    Internet Acid
    15 Apr 2015 | 5:36 am
    In Bresdon county, two free-range children were taken into custody Monday after school. John and Warren Madison (six and nine years old) got off the bus in their suburb. Within ten minutes three police cars arrived and took the children into custody. “I don’t understand why this happened,” Cassie Madison, the mother of the children told […] The post Free-range children arrested by police beside bus appeared first on Internet Acid.
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    17 Apr 2015 | 3:59 pm
    Utter shock and amazement. Star Wars Episode 7 Trailer The Force Awakens SUBSCRIBE: Want a chance to be on AFV? UPLOAD YOUR VIDEO NOW: About America’s Funniest Home Videos: AFV is America’s longest running funny video television program. We’ve been collecting videos since 1989 and now we’re releasing them to you, right here, […]The post KIDS REACT to STAR WARS: EPISODE VII appeared first on Funny Clips Online.
  • Assignment America: Ugly Dogs

    16 Apr 2015 | 3:35 pm
    For this week’s Assignment America, we’re asking you to send us your funniest ugly dog videos! SUBSCRIBE: Want a chance to be on AFV? UPLOAD YOUR VIDEO NOW: About America’s Funniest Home Videos: AFV is America’s longest running funny video television program. We’ve been collecting videos since 1989 and now we’re releasing them […]The post Assignment America: Ugly Dogs appeared first on Funny Clips Online.
  • Sphinx Cat Does Not Like His Onesie

    15 Apr 2015 | 7:25 pm
    SUBSCRIBE: Want a chance to be on AFV? UPLOAD YOUR VIDEO NOW: About America’s Funniest Home Videos: AFV is America’s longest running funny video television program. We’ve been collecting videos since 1989 and now we’re releasing them to you, right here, on Youtube. You will find exclusive clips, classic favorites, and montages of […]The post Sphinx Cat Does Not Like His Onesie appeared first on Funny Clips Online.
  • Millions of Life Moments | AFV

    14 Apr 2015 | 1:08 pm
    What makes up AFV? Millions of hilarious life moments. Subscribe for more. SUBSCRIBE: Want a chance to be on AFV? UPLOAD YOUR VIDEO NOW: About America’s Funniest Home Videos: AFV is America’s longest running funny video television program. We’ve been collecting videos since 1989 and now we’re releasing them to you, right here, […]The post Millions of Life Moments | AFV appeared first on Funny Clips Online.
  • Wine Trick Goes Wrong | AFV

    12 Apr 2015 | 7:04 am
    In this funny clip from America’s Funniest Home Videos, a woman tried to balance her glass of wine but ends up spilling all over herself. SUBSCRIBE: Want a chance to be on AFV? UPLOAD YOUR VIDEO NOW: About America’s Funniest Home Videos: AFV is America’s longest running funny video television program. We’ve been […]The post Wine Trick Goes Wrong | AFV appeared first on Funny Clips Online.
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  • 20 Shocking Photos Of Humans Slowly Destroying Planet Earth

    Taiyoren Ecenarro
    18 Apr 2015 | 5:59 am
    The world is a magnificent place, teeming with life, however one of these life-forms are unlike all of the others. Humans have evolved over time to be the only species that doesn’t adapt to the world, it makes the world adapt to them. Through massive commercialization, industrialization and construction, we humans have changed the world to fit our needs. Rarely do we think about what we’ve done to the world, how we’ve changed it to suit our needs, and when we do; it’s because of the idea of global warming has been pushed upon us. Humans have made a drastic impact on…
  • 12 Bizarre Mental Disorders That Will Leave You Speechless

    Alicat James
    18 Apr 2015 | 4:29 am
    Mental disorders affect many people in society today and have been for thousands of years. Thankfully technology and adequate research has now made it much easier for us to recognize, understand and treat many disorders that were once unknown. Also called psychiatric disorder, a mental disorder is a behavioral pattern that tends to cause suffering and/or an impaired capability to function in society. Here are 12 bizarre mental disorders that will probably leave you speechless. Koro Syndrome This disorder is culturally specific – so far cases have been found in China, Japan and India.
  • Woman Develops Extraordinary Mental Abilities After Suffering Brain Injury

    Mala Srivastava
    18 Apr 2015 | 4:08 am
    A U.S. woman has developed extraordinary mental abilities after suffering a brain injury during massive crash on the slopes, Mirror reported. The skier developed acquired savant syndrome after the crash. Acquired savant syndrome is a very uncommon condition which leaves individuals with stunning mathematical, artistic or musical abilities. The young woman said that she suffered the brain injury during a ski vacation. She further said that despite the accident she continued to ski that day, although she was experiencing a shoulder pain and a headache. The anonymous woman was later discovered…
  • 20 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Flatulence

    Renee Engelberth
    18 Apr 2015 | 4:02 am
    Farting is something that most people prefer to avoid talking about unless those people happen to be small children going through their potty humor phase. Whether you find the proverbial passing of gas to be something to laugh at or something to be kept behind closed bathroom doors, farts are not only very important to every day life but have also been culturally important to various cultures throughout history. Here are a few tidbits you may or may not know about the human stink bomb. It Is What It Is Medically speaking, farts come when the body needs to expel trapped air. This air comes…
  • Truck Overturns In Washington State, Releasing 13 Million Bees

    Chelsea Kram
    18 Apr 2015 | 2:29 am
    Several million honeybees were released from a tractor-trailer onto a Seattle highway when the trailer tipped early Friday morning. Hives could still be seen lining the highway for several hours after the accident. There were 448 beehives, which is the equivalent of about 13.7 million bees, released, and crews tried to recapture and save as many as they could. The accident occurred around 3 a.m., but as the sun began to rise, crews had to spray the remaining hives with foam to kill the bees in order to protect the public. The bees were being transported by Belleville Honey and Beekeeping…
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