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  • What Sex With Christopher Nolan Must Be Like

    CollegeHumor: Videos
    25 Nov 2014 | 3:00 pm
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  • Just get through Thanksgiving.

    The Bloggess
    thebloggess
    26 Nov 2014 | 10:18 am
    Tomorrow I’ll be spending Thanksgiving with my in-laws.  I never cook anything because I can’t operate a stove without the smoke alarm going off but I did offer to make the turkey this year just so I could make this: It’s a Cthurkey and it was invented in Texas, because ofcourseitwas. My offer was declined for some reason. Another year of not cooking.  Everyone wins.  
  • Classic DYAC! You’re Invited

    Damn You Auto Correct!
    Lyndsey
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:29 pm
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  • List: Sylvia Plath’s Holiday Cooking Tips by Arabella Anderson

    McSweeney’s
    26 Nov 2014 | 3:54 am
    StuffingYou’ll want to use lots of herbs, herbs from the ground—The ground, dirt between my fingers.Dirt—our mortal blanket.TurkeyMake sure you tender the meat.Care for it as you would a child.Sadness tastes bitter on anxious lips.DessertsTo watch the smiles erupt—As saccharine doses delight themIs sweeter than the purest honeyDrinksFizzy potions to toast the joyous momentsOr to numb the pain caused by thoseWho call themselves “family.”LeftoversThe cauldron of morningReplenish your hunger with the effort of meals pastThat new taste is cold realization.
  • Younger Cousin’s Growth Spurt Throws Off Competitive Balance At Family’s Thanksgiving Touch Football Game

    The Onion
    27 Nov 2014 | 10:00 am
    ALEXANDRIA, MN—Admitting their disbelief at how tall and strong the 13-year-old has gotten since last year, members of the local Gunderson family confirmed Thursday that younger cousin Will Gunderson’s growth spurt has completely thrown off th...
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  • Just get through Thanksgiving.

    thebloggess
    26 Nov 2014 | 10:18 am
    Tomorrow I’ll be spending Thanksgiving with my in-laws.  I never cook anything because I can’t operate a stove without the smoke alarm going off but I did offer to make the turkey this year just so I could make this: It’s a Cthurkey and it was invented in Texas, because ofcourseitwas. My offer was declined for some reason. Another year of not cooking.  Everyone wins.  
  • Compassion is painful. That’s how you know it’s working.

    thebloggess
    25 Nov 2014 | 8:58 am
    I’m sad about last night for a lot of reasons.  And if you are human, and allow yourself to be so, then you probably are too.  Maybe it’s the verdict that upset you, or the destruction afterwards, or the long and difficult path that has led us here and has shown us we have so much further to go before we get to the place where we want to be…a place where kindness and compassion and vulnerability are the things which can be lauded and seen and encouraged and felt.  Or maybe, like me, you’re upset about all of those things and you feel too defeated to want to care…
  • EVERY day is Cat Day

    thebloggess
    23 Nov 2014 | 9:25 am
    Apparently National Cat Day was October 29th and I missed it, so I guess that explains why Ferris Mewler threw up in my shoe.  In my defense, it was just World Cat Day in August.  Why do cats need so many days?  No clue.  But to make up for whatever I did to offend the cats I’m sharing the pictures I took of Ferris Mewler, who was ignoring me badly in spite of the fact that he would starve without me: Is it just me or is he flipping me off in that last picture?  Because I think he is. This is exactly why people prefer dogs, Ferris.   And now, the weekly wrap-up of…
  • The things you don’t know might just bite you in the…well, not the ass, exactly.

    thebloggess
    21 Nov 2014 | 9:36 am
    Last week I was discussing the taint with my friends (as you do) and wondered aloud how that part of your body even got a name and one of my friends was like, “Seriously?  Because it t’aint your butthole and it t’aint your genitals.”  And I just sat there with my mind blown because I HAD NO IDEA. This is exactly what friends are for.  To help you with your taint.  Not literally though.  Being a friend means never having to physically help with someone else’s taint. That should go on a greeting card. Anyway, I was just thinking about all of the other…
  • UPDATED: The Church of Bloggessianism. Choose your title, strangelings.

    thebloggess
    18 Nov 2014 | 8:07 am
    A few weeks ago I was accidentally made the leader of a church which doesn’t actually exist and now we have over 2,000 members.  I’m pretty sure than makes me some sort of Pope so please send me hats. More about that here if you missed it. We decided that it would be nice to have some commandments, but “Commandment” seemed a bit pushy so we’re leaning more toward “Helpful Hints” or “Life Hacks”.  I came up with the first few.  The rest are a few of my favorites you’ve come up with.  Feel free to add your own: Current Life…
 
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    Damn You Auto Correct!

  • Classic DYAC! You’re Invited

    Lyndsey
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:29 pm
    The post Classic DYAC! You’re Invited appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Classic DYAC! Bring The Hors D’oeuvres

    Lyndsey
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:23 pm
    The post Classic DYAC! Bring The Hors D’oeuvres appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Potluck

    Lyndsey
    26 Nov 2014 | 9:33 am
    Submitted by Mary Lee The post Potluck appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • What We Literally Talked About

    Lyndsey
    25 Nov 2014 | 3:49 pm
    My friend was talking about the conversation she had with her crush, when auto correct made it much more interesting! Submitted by Juan John The post What We Literally Talked About appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
  • Dangerous Heating System

    Lyndsey
    25 Nov 2014 | 3:46 pm
    Submitted by l@gmail.com The post Dangerous Heating System appeared first on Damn You Auto Correct!.
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    CollegeHumor: Videos

  • What Sex With Christopher Nolan Must Be Like

    25 Nov 2014 | 3:00 pm
    The climax is gonna be out of this world...
  • The 10 Cafeteria Commandments Every College Student Should Know

    25 Nov 2014 | 8:23 am
    The dinning hall is going to be a place that you probably frequent on a regular basis during your college time, so it's important that you know the laws of the land. Kentucky Christian University's general manager of food service,
  • Sniper Troll is Responsible for Hilarious YouTube Fails

    24 Nov 2014 | 12:44 pm
    Just because you can't see a sniper troll, doesn't mean there isn't one camping out nearby waiting to take you down. As this video by Marca Blanca shows, it's o...
  • "Black Friday the Movie" Parody Trailer is Frighteningly Realistic

    24 Nov 2014 | 8:49 am
    On the scale of "holy shit this is terrifying and I'm gonna die" being stuck at a Best Buy when the doors open on Black Friday is only slightly less heart attack-inducing than any random episode of The Walking Dead. 
  • 14 Videos of Celebs Recording Their Animated Characters

    24 Nov 2014 | 7:52 am
    These celebrities lent their voices to some of our favorite characters, and here are the behind the scenes videos of the voice recording process.  1. Family Guy Source: DGPent Seth MacFarlane (as Stewie, Peter, and Quagmire) with Alex Borstein (as Lois and Loretta Brown), Mike Henry (as Cleveland), and Mila Kunis (as Meg) 2. Aladdin Source: p riiver Robin Williams (as Genie) with Scott Weinger (as Aladdin), Linda Larkin (as Jasmine), Lea Salonga (as singing Jasmine), Jonathan Freeman (as Jafar), Gilbert Gottfried (as ...
 
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    McSweeney’s

  • List: Sylvia Plath’s Holiday Cooking Tips by Arabella Anderson

    26 Nov 2014 | 3:54 am
    StuffingYou’ll want to use lots of herbs, herbs from the ground—The ground, dirt between my fingers.Dirt—our mortal blanket.TurkeyMake sure you tender the meat.Care for it as you would a child.Sadness tastes bitter on anxious lips.DessertsTo watch the smiles erupt—As saccharine doses delight themIs sweeter than the purest honeyDrinksFizzy potions to toast the joyous momentsOr to numb the pain caused by thoseWho call themselves “family.”LeftoversThe cauldron of morningReplenish your hunger with the effort of meals pastThat new taste is cold realization.
  • Butterball Help-Line Help-Line by Alysia Gray Painter

    26 Nov 2014 | 3:50 am
    [Originally published November 23, 2005.]- - -Q: A caller just said she forgot to baste every 10 minutes. I advised her to serve the turkey anyway. Was I correct?A: Not at all. The turkey is merely the vehicle for the basting. In a recent poll, nine out of ten people would rather sit down at the table and suck on the end of a baster full of buttery juices than gnaw at some dry old wing. Bad call.- - -Q: I just overheard my co-worker advising a home cook to truss the bird. I arrived late at the “Talk Turkey” seminar last week and missed the trussing segment. Can you advise?A:…
  • List: Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now? by Tom O'Donnell

    26 Nov 2014 | 3:49 am
    [Originally published November 23, 2011.]- - -GobblerPardoned by George H. W. Bush, 1989. Currently serving a life sentence in Leavenworth Penitentiary. Gobbler was convicted of two counts of second degree murder, both committed during a botched robbery in 1992.PilgrimPardoned by Bill Clinton, 1997. Today, living in a group home in Carroll County, Maryland. Pilgrim has spent much of the last 14 years in and out of psychiatric and drug treatment facilities. He credits a 2009 religious conversion with helping him turn his life around, and now has over two years sober.BiscuitsPardoned by George…
  • Recipes for a Fun-Filled Thanksgiving by Molly Schoemann

    26 Nov 2014 | 3:49 am
    [Originally published November 20, 2012.]- - -Tell Me Again Why We are Driving Nine Hours to See People We Both Hate Spiced Pumpkin Pie 1 cramped car which is somehow filled to capacity by two small overnight bags and a leaky cooler 1 cups seething resentment 1 dog you were asked to leave at home who is being boarded at a daily rate that makes your eye twitch 2 Tbs I thought you said we were just going to do a quiet Thanksgiving at home this year 1 cups don’t start with me, just don’t 10 minutes racing through the aisles of a seedy gas station convenience store off of I-95 just as it is…
  • How Someone With an American Public School Education Who Didn’t Really Pay Much Attention In Class But Learned Just Enough to Pass Exams Imagines The First Thanksgiving by Matt Passet

    26 Nov 2014 | 3:48 am
    [Originally published November 21, 2007.]- - -PILGRIM: Happy First Thanksgiving. Thank you for having us to your tepee.INDIAN: How!(The INDIAN holds his hand in the air with his palm facing out.)INDIAN: That means “Hello” in Indian.PILGRIM: We came here on the Mayflower. It is that big ship over there. It has nothing to do with the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. That is something else completely.INDIAN: We are having a powwow; it is like a meeting.(PILGRIM takes a bite of food.)PILGRIM: This is good. What is it?INDIAN: That is corn. It is also called maize.PILGRIM: Yes,…
 
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    ABlog the Author

  • I actually had an Aunt Rhody....

    27 Nov 2014 | 9:18 am
    …as in “Go tell Aunt Rhody.” She was my mother’s younger sister and she died in September at the age of 90. Rose Wind Stone. Very sweet woman. I saw her and her family once a year when we would pile into the station wagon and head down to her home in Hanover, Massachusetts, a solid two hours south on Route 128. The Wind women could all cook, like their mother, but the difference between Rhody and her sister Gitty, my mom, was that Rhody liked to cook. And Rhody liked to bake. Rhody could bake all day long. And she did for Thanksgiving. There were always three pies:…
  • This is all I'll say....

    27 Nov 2014 | 9:12 am
    ….Mark Whitaker is a friend of mine. I have known him since we met as freshmen at the Harvard Crimson in spring of 1979. As a journalist, he has always had incredibly high standards. As a human being, he has always been a man of extreme rectitude and humility. Six months ago, I read his biography of Bill Cosby in galleys and, at the time, I found it thorough and, I thought, remarkably unflinching about the Autumn Jackson story from years ago, especially given that he had Cosby’s cooperation. The last time I saw him, at a book party in September, I said, “Congratulations. You…
  • A belated deep deep bow to our own Toast in the Machine....

    20 Nov 2014 | 6:19 pm
    …who scored a rare back-to-back freelance monologue closer on the show Wednesday. Couple of absolute honeys…. Charles Manson is getting married. He’s 80-years-old and she’s 26. They met on the dating site OK Stupid.  And if you’re looking to get the couple a wedding gift, they’re registered at Bloodbath and Beyond.
  • YouTube alert: Mr. Media with the author....

    19 Nov 2014 | 6:36 am
  • No make-up person, sadly, but Bob Andelman did a lovely job...

    19 Nov 2014 | 6:35 am
    No make-up person, sadly, but Bob Andelman did a lovely job having a serious Skyped conversation with me about my book. 
 
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    Predator Press

  • The Sky Has Fallen

    Michael Wolfe
    27 Nov 2014 | 10:35 am
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  • Black Knight Satellite

    Michael Wolfe
    13 Nov 2014 | 4:17 pm
    LOBO -Predator Press  J.J. Abrams' concept art of "R2D2" blows chunks.  
  • Falala Banana

    Michael Wolfe
    25 Oct 2014 | 4:57 pm
    LOBO -Predator Press A little research unearthed all I needed to know about my regional manager, Falala Banana.  Miss Banana is feared company-wide, and mostly because she can rip Capri pants with her calves Hulk-style at will.  She is reputed to have killed underperforming employees with her toes. But it turns out we have history. Back in 2006, I met Mohamed "Chainsaw" Miller, a twenty-seven year old a six foot six behemoth, and a rabid football fan. "Why aren't you in the NFL?" I asked. He stared down at me for a second, thinking carefully. "I never ate me no human…
  • Internet Swag

    Michael Wolfe
    17 Oct 2014 | 2:31 pm
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  • The Four Corners

    Michael Wolfe
    11 Oct 2014 | 9:43 am
    Predator Press [LOBO] Disposing of my junk mail and shredded bills to prevent identity theft. At great expense to me, I fly Destry Dentin, DDS, from London to Sydney, Australia to destroy most of it.  Those guys can butcher the hell out of our fine American language, and oddly understand each other.  I am confident all relevant information will be promptly lost. But Albert Dente can be a little more complicated. "Yes I threw the crap into Mordor." "Wait," I says into the speakerphone.  "You were supposed to throw that stuff into Mount Doom." "That…
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  • Puppet Nation: Thanksgiving at the White House

    Piro
    26 Nov 2014 | 9:06 am
    Puppet Nation: Thanksgiving at the Wh... 1:04 President Obama invites a cast of characters to celebrate Thanksgiving...some have better table manners than others. Submitted by: Piro Regular Keywords: Thanksgiving White House Puppets President Barack Obama First Lady Michelle Obama President Bill Clinton Hilary Clinton Lady Gaga Justin Bieber Mitt Romney Pope Snoop Dogg Lion Putin Palin Assad Views: 1,059
  • Throwing Shade #68: Thanksgiving & the Duggars

    chris_singel
    25 Nov 2014 | 5:20 pm
    Throwing Shade #68: Thanksgiving & th... 14:29 Happy Thanksgiving! At least you're not spending it with the Duggars from TLC's '19 Kids and Counting,' who love turkey more than gay people. Or with CNN's Don Lemon, who shames women who come forward about being harassed by Bill Cosby (allegedly). See? Your family is way more functional than anyone on cable television! Listen to the full episode here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/throwing-shade/id479583266?mt=2 Submitted by: chris_singel Regular Keywords: Throwing Shade throw shade erin gibson bryan safi podcast listening listen…
  • The Walking Fred S5 EP 7 Recap

    chris_singel
    24 Nov 2014 | 6:44 pm
    The Walking Fred S5 EP 7 Recap 3:28 The only Walking Dead recap show, hosted by the self-proclaimed “star” of The Walking Dead. Submitted by: chris_singel Regular Keywords: the walking fred the walking dead s5 season five series zombie fred armisen consumed ep 7 episode 7 s5ep7 Views: 4,275
  • Thanksgiving Day Parade 2014 - Captain Hippo

    CaptainHippo
    24 Nov 2014 | 10:43 am
    Thanksgiving Day Parade 2014 - Captai... 2:49 It's Thanksgiving, America! Again! And also AGAIN! This year's Annual Thanksgiving Parade has a brand new line-up of giant balloons. You'll never guess who's back. Hint: It's Red Submitted by: CaptainHippo Regular Keywords: captain hippo thanksgiving parade balloons red businessman lobsterman squantoman mcnuggets levine spenser antonucci ford Views: 732
  • Eli Manning And Odell Beckham Jr.'s Text Message Conversation After 'The Catch'

    Dan
    24 Nov 2014 | 8:26 am
    Eli Manning And Odell Beckham Jr.'s T... Giants rookie wide-receiver Odell Beckham Jr. made arguably the most incredible catch of all time. An enthusiastic Eli Manning text him about it the following day. Submitted by: Dan Immortal Keywords: odell beckham odell beckham jr the catch eli manning text messages text message conversation eli manning text eli manning text messages odell beckham jr catch odell beckham jr cowboys odell beckham eli manning Views: 276,322
 
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  • Changes in Latitudes

    Jeff
    14 Nov 2014 | 7:32 am
    Ooh... nothing like a vague story in the local paper to gin up the rumor mill!  Well then, I guess this would be a good time for an update.  It's really quite simple... In January, Charli and I are going to Connecticut for 3 months to house sit for some people we've never met before.  There, that should clear things up.What's that... not really?Alright, if you really must pry (we must, we must!)Here's the scoop. Because my job allows for me to work remotely, I have the freedom to basically work from anywhere there is an internet connection. AND, because all our kids are gone,…
  • Talk about getting it ass backwards

    Jeff
    9 Jan 2013 | 6:24 pm
    This is an absolutely true story, and it absolutely happened to me this morning I had been in the conference for 3 1/2 hours before they finally called lunch break, and I desperately needed to "go," if you know what I mean. And to make matters worse, I had already commuted 2 hours prior to that - so it was time.  I was ready.I was the first one out of the meeting room and into the bathroom, just ahead of the 10 or so other guys behind me. I knew if I didn't make a move I would have to wait in line and that was NOT an option at this point. So I saddled up to one of two urinals, unzipped…
  • 20 year old rappers on ice

    Jeff
    26 Nov 2012 | 1:45 pm
    Yesterday I had this Facebook exchange with a friend of mine, after he posted this picture of rapper Ice Cube on a soda fountain ice dispenser (who I thought was Ice-T, hence the HI-larious "coco" comment).So, as a result of my inexcusable ignorance, I got called out for not being up on my Ice rappers. Can you imagine?This, of course, was all in jest, as my friend doesn't REALLY think I'm an ignoram-ice. But his jab did cause me to Google the frozen rapper community to see who else was using this extra-cool moniker.  Of course I had heard of Ice Cube, Ice-T and Vanilla Ice, but what…
  • What would happen if...

    Jeff
    10 Nov 2012 | 5:24 am
    ... I wrote a tiny little blog post?Would anyone notice?And if they did, would it inspire me to write ANOTHER post the week after that? And then another and another until eventually I was writing posts every other day like I did for over 4 years at one point?Interesting question.
  • "Well, I have an ingrown nail and terrible gas right now, but otherwise not too bad."

    Jeff
    30 Mar 2012 | 1:07 pm
    Is it just me, or have we gotten ourselves into a greeting rut as a society? Take this exchange for example. How many times have you been in this conversation?You: "Hey Ted, how ya doing?"Ted: "Good, how are you?"You: "Great, thanks!"(silence)You: "So, what have you been up to?"Ted: "Not much, how 'bout you?"You: "Oh - not too much."You and Ted: (acknowledging nod)Brilliant, ain't it?Now, just for fun, try to get through your day tomorrow and NOT have this conversation with someone. I promise you, it's not as easy as it sounds.Seriously... does anyone say anything other than some version of…
 
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  • A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is ...

    27 Nov 2014 | 8:59 am
    A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks…
  • How can you tell if your husband is dead?

    27 Nov 2014 | 4:59 am
    How can you tell if your husband is dead?The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
  • Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?

    27 Nov 2014 | 12:59 am
    Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
  • What did the confused bee say?

    26 Nov 2014 | 8:59 pm
    What did the confused bee say?To bee or not to bee!
  • At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your ...

    26 Nov 2014 | 4:59 pm
    At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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  • #ThingsMoreHurtThanDarrenWilson, Like Papercuts and Ovulation: Twitter’s Roast

    Luvvie
    25 Nov 2014 | 1:43 pm
    Yesterday, I cussed more than I ever have in my life. I was dropping all types of F-bombs. I kept yelling “FUCKKKKK” at random intervals after learning that Darren Wilson would not be getting indicted. FUCK EVERYTHING. FUCK IT ALL. ALL OF IT. This cat is my spirit animal I mean, I KNEW it was coming. I KNEW it was happening but bracing myself for the impact didn’t stop it from hurting like hell. I wrote more about that for my column on TheGrio, talking about the rage I feel. Check that out. America wants to play Global Captain Save-A-Hoe and help citizens of other countries…
  • Where the Sun Don’t Shine: Scandal Season 4 Winter Finale Recap

    Luvvie
    22 Nov 2014 | 9:38 am
    Ooooo chile! January 29, 2015 can’t come fast enough because Scandal left me wondering where I left my good wig. I HAZ SO MANY THOUGHTS! Let’s jump right in. Charge Her – Olivia is sitting in the Oval Office looking shell-shocked and Jake and Fitz talk about what the hell went wrong with the plan to capture Rowan (everything). Iunno who they thought they were playing with but Command does NOT go down easily. Special Ops guys roll into Rowan’s office at the Smithsonian and a skeleton is chilling on his desk. OOP. Then they go into the room where the Hole is. They open it.
  • Join Me for the Scandal Winter Finale Pordee Tonight on Spreecast

    Luvvie
    20 Nov 2014 | 3:28 pm
    Tonight is ABC’s #TGIT lineup winter finale, and most importantly, Scandal will be done for the year. What this means is that Shonda is going to snatch every edge we all have left and we’re going to need to get on a regimen of Jamaican castor oil temple rubs to grow them back. Every time Scandal ends, she comes for us. EVERY TIME. So I’ma need some support from my fellow Gladiators during this tough time. I will need to talk about whatever happens on Scandal TONIGHT to deal with my PTSD (Post-traumatic Shonda Disorder). That is why I’ll be having a Scandal pordee…
  • Solange Has Won at Weddining

    Luvvie
    16 Nov 2014 | 6:56 pm
    Today, Solange Knowles got married to her longtime LAVAH Alan Ferguson in New Orleans and pictures dropped and everyone has lost their minds. Why? BECAUSE SO MUCH FIERCENESS! Looking like the angels in the thug mansion that Tupac was talmbout. I’m so here for this picture. *I* wanna get Solange’s wedding photo with her girls and put it on my wall. Just because the pic is so damb magnificent. WERK, FIERCE ANGELS. And Tina. BIIIISSSHHH listen. Coming out the house looking like a tall drink of good almond milk. SLAY, Mama Knowles! Sixty years old and FINER than frog hair. Meanwhile,…
  • #LifetimeBiopics and #LifetimeBeLike are the Hashtags You Need After the Aaliyah Movie

    Luvvie
    15 Nov 2014 | 8:55 pm
    The Aaliyah biopic on Lifetime happened tonight and I missed it but it’s coming on again so I’ll DVR to watch tomorrow. Anywho, folks say it’s so bad that the word “bad” is offended that it’s even associated with the movie. And to think. The Whitney Houston biopic is still coming and we ALREADY see how that’s shaping up. Twitter is GREAT for times like this because to cope with mass disappointment and terrible things, we joke. AND OH THE JOKES! The memes won’t stop coming. There are levels to the Aint Shitness on Twitter and all those levels…
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  • Stage 5 Clinger

    Brittany
    26 Nov 2014 | 7:33 am
    “You never call me anymore.” He said. “Yes I do!” “Um no, you don’t. It’s Wednesday and you haven’t called to bug me at work all week?” So, two things. One, he apparently only pretends to be annoyed with me, which only confirms my theory that my exasperating personality is a large part of my sex appeal. And two, I don’t need to compulsively connect with my husband anymore. Now, before you get all Dr. Phil on my relationship and whisper about marital troubles or divorce, listen to me.(...)Read the rest of Stage 5 Clinger (686 words)…
  • Contagious But Organized

    Brittany
    19 Nov 2014 | 6:00 am
    Ever have the type of stomach virus that renders every poor schmuck that comes to your door a potential caretaker? “I just threw up so hard toilet water splashed up and hit my face and I pooped in my shorts, what should I do?” I asked, holding a towel to my cheek.(...)Read the rest of Contagious But Organized (554 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written permission of the author. Feed enhanced by Better Feed from Ozh
  • A Few of My Favorite (Winter) Things

    Brittany
    11 Nov 2014 | 5:41 am
    You know that smell? It’s chilly and windy and the air smells cold, like something fierce is coming? I love winter. Not just for the carb-filled food and warm and fuzzy holidays, but for the tall boots, jeans, and a much needed break from crotch sweat. I can finally pull out all my absolute beauty and fashion favorites, and enjoy them in cool temperatures, with no sticking, clinging or irritated rubbing. (...)Read the rest of A Few of My Favorite (Winter) Things (747 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any…
  • I Didn’t Write a Book

    Brittany
    4 Nov 2014 | 6:38 am
    Writing about writing is a big huge giant meta wormhole, and it might not appeal to absolutely anyone reading this, but should some desperate author one day google something like “how to write a book, no seriously, please help me?” I hope this post helps them to not feel so utterly, utterly alone and stupid. You see, writing a book gave me a brain tumor.(...)Read the rest of I Didn’t Write a Book (1,138 words) © COPYRIGHT BRITTANY GIBBONS 2014 All rights reserved. This content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, without the prior written…
  • Raising Geeks

    Brittany
    27 Oct 2014 | 8:55 am
    Growing up, I wanted to have two kids. A boy named Josh and a girl named Mercedes. Josh would naturally be the big man on campus, and when I say that, imagine me saying it the way your grandmother says it when she asks you about school. “How’s school, Josh? I assume you’re the big man on campus like your father?” Josh’s father in this scenario being Dr. Peter Venkman or Jonathon Brandis. Mercedes would be a popular genius/cheerleader. She’d be involved in dance and gymnastics and all those adorable extracurriculars my parents could never financially swing.
 
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  • What are the Purpose of UHP Water Jetting in Industrial Companies

    boondocker
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:29 am
    Running a business is not just about manufacturing products and making profits. There is also more to giving top quality services than satisfying the clientele. Business operations also entail the usage of machines that are in great working condition to realize maximum production. Hence, it is crucial for company owners to guarantee excellent machinery and equipment maintenance. Regular cleaning is one of the essential ways in guaranteeing that your machineries is in top quality. Then again, companies utilizing huge machines require higher level of cleaning. This is where they must make use…
  • The Advantages of Selecting Branded Water as Promotional Products

    boondocker
    21 Nov 2014 | 12:00 am
    Various marketing methods are utilized by lots of people in marketing their business. If you are searching for an economical approach to market any event, item, or business, then take advantage of using branded water or promotional bottled water. No matter what kind of event or business enterprise you are attempting to promote, having promotional branded water is definitely an excellent idea. First and foremost, unbranded water lets you deliver a strong brand message on a bottle of safe water. Your organized event or custom water brand will have a good aura through the help of white label…
  • All the Things You must know about Facebook Page Management

    boondocker
    20 Nov 2014 | 2:31 am
    Certainly, the competition is not simple among numerous businesses on the web. Due to this, it is crucial to establish a great reputation among them. Businesses are making the most of social network sites for their products and services, especially that these channels have a tremendous audience excellent for marketing. In all of the social networking websites of today, Facebook stands as the most famous. In a social media website like Facebook, almost all of the people in the world are actively online. This is an ideal avenue for companies to market their product to their target audience and…
  • What can a Spanish Tutor London Do for You?

    boondocker
    17 Nov 2014 | 11:36 pm
    London is among the list of the countries with the fastest growing economy. It is also where greater firms are found. With regards to effectively achieving business goals, Spanish and English languages have become the most crucial tools in getting in touch with the customers, colleagues and business partners or simply in improving career opportunities. Lots of individuals speak Spanish well. It is always an additional perk to know the Spanish language to correctly communicate both professionally and personally. This is why you need the help of language teachers London, or specifically Spanish…
  • Promotional Bottled Water: A Cost-Effective Advertising Method

    boondocker
    5 Nov 2014 | 9:47 pm
    When it comes to advertising, every business might create a creative way of getting the interest of many. Moreover, it ought to be something memorable and useful. Well, giving promotional products will be a great thing for this endeavor. Generally, companies utilize promotional bottled water. When there’s an occasion or gathering exactly where a lot of individuals are there to find out precisely what your business is about, utilizing customized branded water will greatly boost your business’ recognition. Individuals will definitely utilize the promotional branded water since it is a very…
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    Nanny Goats in Panties

  • Meet My New Buddy, Perry Mennow Paws

    Margaret
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:59 pm
    Have you ever sat on the cold, concrete tombstone of a stranger, just to watch a gravedigger? It’s twilight and all you can hear is the shovel cutting into the soil and the birds chirping in the trees. These gravediggers, they all seem to wear flannel plaid snap-front work shirts and muddy boots. Most have beards. They won’t tell you their name. They never talk to you no matter how much you flirt with them or compliment their cracked, dry hands. Not that I’ve ever done that. I’m just curious if you’ve ever done it. So anyway, after my recent bout with anxiety for many, many…
  • I’ve Got All the Bells and Whistles

    Margaret
    22 Oct 2014 | 3:29 pm
    I think I have adoraphobia. It’s like the little fuzzy kitten version of agoraphobia where I am capable of leaving the house, I just don’t want to. Isn’t that cute? Okay, it’s official. I’ve become one of those people that won’t shut up about their health problems (oh, my aching back!). To wit:   Shortly after my anxiety and panic attack mini-series, I was prescribed this drug, that drug, and the other thing. The other thing was a heart monitor that I have to carry around for 30 days and I’m on the home stretch with only one day to go. It was…
  • Anxiety, Panic Attacks and Tears, Oh My!

    Margaret
    22 Sep 2014 | 1:01 pm
    OK, I still don’t know what happened to me, but a few weeks ago I began feeling weird at the grocery store to the point that I wanted to abandon my cart full of 29 pints of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food ice cream, run out of the store and go home. I felt like I was going to pass out, but at the same time felt horribly scared about it. And do I run and put all the groceries back so they don’t thaw because I’m such a responsible customer? Or do I just bolt out to the car? Invariably, I squat down and look intently at whatever was on the bottom shelf as if seriously contemplating…
  • White House Dinners and..oh, I Wrote a Book.

    Margaret
    22 Aug 2014 | 11:48 am
    Have you ever gone to a Presidential Gala and arrived late, only to discover that the First Couple is no longer greeting people at the end of the reception line and all the salmon biscuits are gone? OMG – me too!! But that’s not why I brought you here today. No, today I have a bit of news. When I contemplated teaching younger folks how to write better, especially when it comes to blogging, I thought, Who in their right mind would buy what I’m selling? And don’t you have to belong to an elite club or sleep with the right politician, or have an “in” with the…
  • A Humorous Take on Bullying

    Margaret
    11 Jul 2014 | 4:49 pm
    Yes, I am perfectly aware of the fact that my blogging has fallen off lately, thank you SO MUCH for mentioning it. The problem is, I’ve gotten my mitts into many other projects that are eating up my life, not the least of which was co-producing, co-directing, and performing in the Sacramento Listen to Your Mother show. But that was in May, you cry. And I don’t even live in Sacramento, so how the bleepity bleep can I see this “performance” of yours, you continue to whimper? My, what a drama queen you are. And a whiner. But! Cry no more, my little nanny goats, as there…
 
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    mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys

  • Chthonic Monsters — Theseus Meets the Minotaur

    Mark A. Rayner
    27 Nov 2014 | 9:00 am
    This is from a novel-in-progress, in which the characters tell one another many different stories, but I thought I would share here it here the blog. Alas, it it too long to put up in one post, so I’ll put … Continue reading →
  • Chthonic Monsters — Theseus Goes to Crete

    Mark A. Rayner
    25 Nov 2014 | 8:52 am
    This is from a novel-in-progress, in which the characters tell one another many different stories, but I thought I would share one of those stories here the blog. Alas, it it too long to put up in one post, so … Continue reading →
  • Pozo and Mr. Savage

    Mark A. Rayner
    16 Nov 2014 | 10:09 am
    They lived on the margins of society as a travelling entertainment act. A classic clown-and-baboon show, in the old Czech style. They had terrorized a generation of Eastern European children. Pozo the Clown (once known to his family and a … Continue reading →
  • Selected Media Fads Through the Ages

    Mark A. Rayner
    3 Nov 2014 | 4:45 am
    24,000-22,000 BC: chunky fertility goddess statues (pictured at right: notice the prominent and large brains.) 10,000 BC: cave painting 4,000 BC: ziggurat construction 3,000-1,250 BC: pyramid raising (later revived by Mesoamericans and I.M. Pei) 1480-1700: Witch burning 1500s: homoerotic sonnet … Continue reading →
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    MAD KANE'S HUMOR BLOG

  • Thanksgiving Limerick

    madkane
    26 Nov 2014 | 8:51 pm
    Thanksgiving Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane I should really stop singing the blues And bemoaning the terrible news And, instead, send this greeting: At least we are eating; Many people lack roof, food, and shoes.
  • Limerick Ode To Greedy Stores

    madkane
    25 Nov 2014 | 11:40 am
    Limerick Ode To Greedy Stores By Madeleine Begun Kane Don’t reward greedy, cynical stores For behaving like gluttonous whores: If they’re open on days Like Thanksgiving, it pays To shop elsewhere. Don’t walk through their doors! ****** A Companion Haiku: Stores, be on notice: Open doors on Thanksgiving? Brace for a boycott.
  • Posterior Advances (Limerick)

    madkane
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:28 pm
    Posterior Advances (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Most hospital gowns can cause tears Cuz our butt spheres so rarely get cheers. But the med field’s revealed Asses CAN be concealed; New frontiers in design shield our rears.
  • The Butt Of Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

    madkane
    22 Nov 2014 | 7:32 pm
    It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner.) How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article.) I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week’s…
  • Limerick of the Week (190)

    madkane
    22 Nov 2014 | 7:18 pm
    It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. Congratulations to ROBERT SCHECHTER, who wins Limerick of the Week for this funny verse: The Republicans now see the light! Executive orders aren’t right! Yet when I remind them That Ron Reagan signed them, They answer, “But Reagan was white!” And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Tim James, Colleen Murphy, Brian Allgar, Robert Schechter, Robert Basler, Jon Gearhart, Konrad Schwoerke, and Fred…
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    iambossy.com

  • Bossy Explains Seasonal Depression

    BOSSY
    3 Nov 2014 | 10:50 am
    Seasonal Depression — otherwise known as Seasonal Affective Disorder — is a depressive disorder occurring only specific times of year, such as winter. Typical symptoms of Seasonal Depression include lack of energy, tiredness, sleepiness, and oversleeping with a side order of naps. Other symptoms include decreased focus, difficulty concentrating, and what was Bossy saying? Oh yes, Seasonal Depression. People who suffer from Seasonal Depression often withdraw. Most often that withdrawal is from an ATM machine to pay for the wine that will combat the shift in mood because we all know…
  • In Honor Of Ken Burns’ Series The Roosevelts

    BOSSY
    15 Sep 2014 | 5:51 am
    Last night Bossy watched the Ken Burns’ series on PBS, The Roosevelts, which is to say Bossy and her mother and her daughter were ignoring the show and talking about boys. But when Bossy did turn her attention to the television, everything sounded vaguely familiar, as if Bossy had written a book about the Roosevelts herself. And then Bossy remembered she did write a book about the Roosevelts, dressed as a blog post answering the question: What if the Roosevelts were around today? To help with that task, Bossy turned to Facebook. You see, this was Franklin Roosevelt: Franklin Roosevelt…
  • Farewell Dear Stella

    BOSSY
    2 Sep 2014 | 6:02 pm
    Mere hours before daybreak and an appointment that would have decided things for her, Stella shut off her own light. She did it with grace and dignity, on her terms, at the Bossy family house with her people lying on the floor around her. Ironically it was a woman named Kitty who was responsible for Bossy’s Great Dane. It was 2005 and the Bossy family had just lost their aging dog to cancer. This prompted Bossy to launch what she calls the research process, even though Bossy’s mom refers to it as good as done. Bossy had always wanted a giant dog, which are hard to come by in mutt…
  • How Bossy Spent Her Summer Vacation – And The Two Years Leading Up To It

    BOSSY
    28 Aug 2014 | 11:25 am
    Hello, and welcome to I Am Bossy, a humor blog without the blog posts! Luckily the blog is still funny. Even if currently written and archived entirely within the confines of Bossy’s own head! Bossy hasn’t been writing lately because of the following items, in no particular order except from most important to even more important: Working. Bossy has been working full time at an Institutional Investment Firm. If you don’t understand what Bossy could possibly provide in skills to an Institutional Investment Firm, you are not alone! In fact you are joined by Bossy, along with…
  • Explaining Stuff To Aliens: How To Tell Time

    Lauren
    22 May 2014 | 10:19 am
    You see we have these things called clocks and no one looks at them because we have phones. Yes phones are for talking to people who aren’t there, but they’re also for telling time. No you don’t actually tell time anything, but rather telling time is the process of knowing what time it is. And you know what time it is because you look at a clock. Shall we begin? Clocks have numbers on them. Except sometimes they don’t: And each number represents an hour which is one hour long. An hour takes an hour, which is also sixty minutes. A minute takes a minute and is made up of…
 
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    Dilbert Daily Strip

  • Comic for November 27, 2014

    26 Nov 2014 | 10:00 pm
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    25 Nov 2014 | 10:00 pm
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    22 Nov 2014 | 10:00 pm
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    CAP News

  • Michelle Obama Booed At Thanksgiving Dinner

    27 Nov 2014 | 8:39 am
    WASHINGTON (CAP) - Michelle Obama's week went from bad to worse as the First Lady found herself the subject of a round of booing while she served Thanksgiving dinner at the White House today. Eyewitness reports had difficulty identifying the origination of the booing, which by many accounts appeared to be scattered throughout the dining room. "Secret Service agents believed they had pinpointed the source of the booing to the kids' table, but further investigation revealed a possible second booer situated behind the coffee cart," said White House deputy press secretary Josh Earnest. "We're…
  • Nude Calendar Of Ugly People Sells Like Hotcakes

    26 Nov 2014 | 4:02 am
    BOSTON (CAP) - The Town And Country Gardeners, a garden club located in Byfield, Mass., have seen sales of their annual fundraising calendar go through the roof since its release earlier this week. Each month of the new calendar features a nude photo of a different gnarled, spot-ridden member of the club. "We thought it was risky proposition, because, well, look at us," said club president Sally Prosnack, 69, whose pendulous bosoms and jiggly thighs are featured under the month of September. "But we're already into our third printing! And the men in town are being much more attentive." The…
  • "Bookface" Social Site For Dyslexics Goes Dark

    25 Nov 2014 | 4:04 am
    NEW YORK (CAP) - Not all Web 2.0 sites with a seemingly solid niche can find success in their corner of the market, and Mark Zuckerberg's latest venture is a perfect example. Bookface, his social network site for dyslexics, has ceased operation just six months after launching. "No, the business model was not flawed," Zuckerberg told CAP News during a candid sit-down interview. "We simply ran into a situation where the technology has not caught up with me. But the idea itself is gold." Zuckerberg pointed to technical obstacles such as the standard 104-key qwerty keyboard, which he called…
  • Black Friday Shopping Started Last Tuesday

    24 Nov 2014 | 4:13 am
    BENTONVILLE, Ark. (CAP) - Walmart and several other large retailers got a jump on the competition by kicking off "Black Friday" shopping last Tuesday at midnight without telling anybody, according to the National Retail Federation (NRF). Interestingly, despite the fact that the retailers didn't announce that they were moving Black Friday up by well more than a week, thousands of customers still lined up outside their stores to take advantage of the sales. "Something inside me just knew," said Carol Broadnax of Downers Grove, Ill., who said she found herself drawn to her local Target store…
  • Study: Americans To Tire Of Relatives Earlier This Year

    21 Nov 2014 | 5:33 am
    MILWAUKEE, Wis. (CAP) - Researchers at the International Living And Working Society (InLaWS) have announced the results of their annual "Family And The Holidays" study. For the fourth year in a row, Christian Americans will get tired of their relatives before Christmas even arrives. 4:42pm on December 23rd, to be exact. "After 9/11, we saw FTF - the Family Tolerance Factor - jump to pre-1970 levels, but that was short-lived," said InLaWS Director of Research Leonard Medway. "Within a couple years, we were back to the downward trend we've been seeing since the Reagan administration." Medway…
 
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    Buffet o' Blog

  • 2014 National Cheese Dip Competition

    Buffet o' Blog
    11 Nov 2014 | 6:30 am
    A couple of the Buffet o’ Blog staff attended the National Cheese Dip Competition this year.  Let me just say it was AWESOME!  And let me also add that next time attendance is required for all Buffet o’ Blog staff — just because you don’t want to miss it. Perhaps I should quantify my opinion.  It wasn’t like a carnival or state fair — there were a few side activities and music, but the primary event was trying lots of different cheese dip recipes.  If that sounds like a good time to you, then you should definitely go. There were around 15 entries in the…
  • car commercial with Bo & Luke Duke

    Buffet o' Blog
    13 Jun 2014 | 2:41 pm
    I realize many people don’t watch TV commercials anymore, or at least try to avoid them.  Many commercials are dumb and annoying.  However, every once in a while someone creates an awesome commercial, and the one below may be the best commercial of all-time.  The premise is AutoTrader helping Bo and Luke Duke find a new car. If you aren’t familiar with the characters, they’re from The Dukes of Hazzard, which was an awesome TV show of the ’80s that you should check out.  It was much better than the movies. And there’s no way they’d replace the General…
  • funny pictures, episode 17

    Buffet o' Blog
    25 Mar 2014 | 1:35 pm
    It’s been a while since I’ve posted funny pictures, so it’s way overdue.  Plus, the first one has relevance based on current world events, if you’ve heard about Russia’s “takeover” of Crimea (part of the Ukraine).  Then there’s the usual randomness. That’s a unique perspective on Russia’s position these days… They’re right… I don’t understand. Anyone care to explain? That is actually a great idea! Granted, most people would cancel their membership instead, but the concept is great… in theory.
  • Einstein, ACME, and science

    Buffet o' Blog
    20 Jan 2014 | 1:26 pm
    A while back I read an article about the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), and it had a few statistics that seem somewhat embellished to me.  Now, I’m no scientist, but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.  And because of the anonymity of the Internet, I could be the smartest person in the room (as far you know).  Whether any of that is factual or not is largely irrelevant to this discussion, because we’re going to have fun with it.  Let’s get started, shall we? Winding the solenoid coil of the CMS [Compact Muon Solenoid] took five years to complete. When it is fully…
  • Why would you say that?!?

    Buffet o' Blog
    9 Jan 2014 | 7:03 am
    I was recently visiting the in-laws around Christmas, and the conversation took an unexpected turn.  One person was telling a story they heard on the local news about a couple who were burning trash outside their house but went inside, leaving the fire unattended, and their house caught on fire.  That’s a tragic story, but they learned some “common sense” the hard way.  Anyway, there’s no need to rant on that, since the moral of the story is quite obvious. After that part of the story, an older country woman said, somewhat agitatedly, “Why were they burning…
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    Luggage Tuesdays

  • Hack List November 2014

    31 Oct 2014 | 8:05 am
    Here's what's hacky for November 2014:Take the Pepsi Challenge. Drink Pepsi in public.Be a Pepper. Drink, wonder what happened (Sydney Pepper only).Tax soda drinkers for every loud sip, slurp, burp, or satisfied sigh made in public.Tax soda drinkers for explaining how diet soda works.Take the Pepper Challenge. Cheer up Sydney Pepper.
  • Hack List October 2014

    31 Oct 2014 | 12:47 am
    Here's what's hacky during October 2014:Calling a Standing Ovation a "Standing O;"Calling a Standing O a "S.O."Calling a S.O. a "So."Calling a So a "Sh."Calling a Sh a "..."Calling a ... a "... ..."
  • Hack List September 2014

    30 Oct 2014 | 7:57 am
    Here's what hacky during September 2014:Eating stupid potato chips.Judging potato chip eaters.No resolutions.
  • Swinger Jokes, Millennials vs Generation Xers edition

    1 Sep 2014 | 3:20 pm
    At a swingers party, a man approached me and said, "Hey! I recognize you from the back of your head."He was right; it was my barber.***A shapely hostess of a swingers party held up an empty fishbowl to all her guests, which consisted of Millennials and one Gen Xer (me). "I will pass this fishbowl to all the men at the party," she said. "I want all the men to put their car keys in the fishbowl. Then I'll pass the fishbowl filled with keys to the ladies and they will pick their partner by selecting a car key." She passed around the fishbowl, and when the fishbowl came back, it was empty."No one…
  • Hack List August 2014

    23 Aug 2014 | 7:40 am
    Quaalude addiction.Making a delicious cocktail out of rye and gin.Calling hand sanitizer "hand sanny" but it's a moot point because you're a werewolf and it's a full moon! Run! Run from your destiny!
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    PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

  • Is this a tanning booth or a barnyard stall?

    Kerry
    20 Nov 2014 | 4:36 pm
    Writes Joanna in Pennsylvania: “Following (apparently) more than one incident in which a customer “relieved” themselves in the stand up tanning booths in my town, this signage was posted in every tanning booth. Because, ya know, people need to be reminded to not just randomly crap themselves every time they get naked.” Adds Joanna: ” Yes, I asked an employee and the incidents in question involved #2!” If it makes you feel any better, Joanna, it turns out your problem is far from unique to south central PA.   related: On preparing a hide for tanning
  • So that’s what they mean by “makes mouths happy”

    Kerry
    16 Nov 2014 | 2:25 pm
    Karen in Council Bluffs, Iowa spotted this unsigned note taped to the vending machine in the office breakroom. It sounds like somebody certainly got their 75 cents worth, no? related: Raging against the (vending) machine
  • High Street high jinks

    Kerry
    9 Nov 2014 | 2:40 pm
    Writes our submitter from London: “I can only imagine the local politics that brought about this pre-Christmas gem of a note in the historic town if Lewes, England.” Any Lewes locals out there who could shed some light on this light-box snub? related: Fish fingers and custard then, yeah?
  • This kind of attitude is what’s really scary.

    Kerry
    4 Nov 2014 | 5:51 pm
    Writes Derek from Ohio: “I found this on an anthropological blog I follow and thought it would fit great on your site.” I agree, Derek, I agree! related: No candy go away! extra credit: Do I have to give candy to poor kids? [slate.com]
  • Neighbors too loud? The Police can handle it.

    Kerry
    27 Oct 2014 | 2:19 pm
    This one speaks for itself, no? (Thanks to our submitter, Bonnie in Edinburgh.) related: A review of last night’s performance
 
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    BroBible

  • Heading To The Mall Tomorrow? Here’s Why It’s The Worst

    A-Mac
    27 Nov 2014 | 9:00 am
    Lewis Tse Pui Lung, Shutterstock There are some places on this big, blue Earth of ours that attract only the purest forms of human garbage. Cruise ships are one such place, brimming with slobs who never leave the 24-hour buffet and chain smokers who never leave the casino slots. Chuck E. Cheese is another one, and I cringingly think about my fifth birthday party and how I hadn’t the slightest idea at the time how disturbing those places are. With the holiday season swiftly approaching, I’d like to talk about arguably the most evil of these social institutions: your local neighborhood…
  • 9 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman

    Neil Bulson
    27 Nov 2014 | 5:07 am
    In the long, storied history of relationships, man has said all manner of stupid shit that has resulted in his lady locking herself in the bathroom all night long while he pounds on the door for an hour before drinking his troubles away. Of course, sometimes the nature of the dude’s transgressions seems mystifying, partly because women are complicated creatures with subtleties that go beyond “fridge, beer, couch, fart, hey let’s have sex,” and partly because men are, well, idiots. But mostly it’s because people both male and female are weirdoes, and just about anything will set them…
  • The ‘New Gym Checklist’ Is Your Guide to Picking the Right Gym For You

    BroBible Viral
    27 Nov 2014 | 5:06 am
    Well, kind of. This is a Dom Mazzetti checklist after all.
  • 8 People Whose Greatest Accomplishments In Life Were Inspired By Boobs

    Neil Bulson
    27 Nov 2014 | 5:05 am
    Boobs. Since Adam first woke up, saw Eve standing there in all her glory and raised a fig leaf, man has been inspired by them. Mostly to find new and exciting ways to see them. But occasionally, the love of boobs inspires more than boners and actually inspires the mind to create great things. Sometimes these inspirations are manifested in the form of art, sometimes they lead to inventions, and sometimes, they even change the entire world. And with that in mind, and the boobs that inspired them, we honor these eight people whose greatest accomplishments were inspired by…boobs. 8. Max…
  • 17 Things Only A Dude With A Big Penis Says

    BroBible Staff
    27 Nov 2014 | 5:03 am
    According to a study conducted by me, women prefer men with a big penis. I know, shocking right? Here are 17 things only a dude with a big penis says. RELATED: 17 things only a dude with a small penis says 17. 16. 15. 14. 13. 12. 11. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Thumbs up image by Shutterstock
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    コミックインフィニティ

  • スマホとコミックのメリットについて

    master
    14 Nov 2014 | 10:25 pm
    最近のです。 あまり理解できない人がいたら大変申し訳ないのですが紙のコミックの良い所というのはまさにそういう所なのではないでしょうか? スマホとコミックのメリットについて is a post from: コミックインフィニティ
  • お坊さんとの恋愛

    master
    13 Oct 2014 | 10:05 pm
    初恋の人がいて、学生時代は気持ちを伝える事ができずに別れてしまい、しかも連絡先も交換せずじまいだったのでその後何をしているのかさえも行方知らず。そんな時、同窓会のお便りが届き、もしかしたら再会できるチャンスだと思って期待を胸にお化粧も洋服も髪型もバッチリ決めて会場へ早歩きで向かう。…
 
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    Stuff Christians Like

  • Three years later, this still surprises me.

    Jon
    26 Nov 2014 | 5:10 am
    Three years ago this week, Jenny and I stood in the jungles of Vietnam. Why? Because readers of this blog went on an adventure together that changed two villages halfway around the world. I think about this video and that project whenever I wonder about the power of online communities. I think about the generosity of you and the possibility of us. Those are two powerful things that I think God loves to throw together. Individuals that might never meet, giving hope to a village that might have never heard of, in a country they might never visit. Never doubt what our mustard seed growing God…
  • How to Instagram your quiet time.

    Jon
    19 Nov 2014 | 11:20 am
    If a Christian has a quiet time and doesn’t Instagram it, did it really happen? Comedian John Crist has the answer and it is brilliant. The post How to Instagram your quiet time. appeared first on Stuff Christians Like.
  • The secret circle of people you text funny stuff that you’re afraid to share online.

    Jon
    6 Nov 2014 | 2:00 am
    I have a confession. I have a small group of friends I text funny stuff to that I am afraid to share online. They are like minded, humor friendly, non judgy people I trust not to shame me for laughing at something I probably shouldn’t be laughing at. It is possible I am the only one who does this. It is possible that you will have two reactions to this post: How dare you sir! I never text funny things to a select group of like minded people. You’re not brave! I tweet, Facebook, and pin whatever I feel like. But regardless of your reaction, I felt it was time to come clean. Here’s how it…
  • If the Hobbits made an airline safety video, this would be it.

    Jon
    23 Oct 2014 | 10:36 am
    If there were ever something that belonged on the Stuff Christians Like blog, it’s this video in which Air New Zealand shows you how the Hobbits would prepare to have a safe flight. Bravo! The post If the Hobbits made an airline safety video, this would be it. appeared first on Stuff Christians Like.
  • Group Prayer: The How to’s and The Houdinis

    Jon
    10 Oct 2014 | 2:00 am
    (Today is another great guest post from Gabriel Lytle! Check him out on Twitter too @gaberuski!) If you’re not already cringing, then you may be what some would call a “sneaky snake.” (words chosen purposefully) We’ve all been there. They’ve just finished up weekly home group, the end draws near, the night is almost over and that can only mean one thing: Time to pray. Out loud. Your leader peers around the circle, and everyone is already saying a small prayer, “Please God, don’t pick me.” One to play the Houdini card? Here are 5 subtle moves to…
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    Small & Big

  • Looking For Quirky Tees?

    P.L. Frederick
    3 Nov 2014 | 1:32 pm
    Put some cartoons on t-shirts. Fun gift idear. Take a gander at the first... ducky head angel thing at http://pawluh.wix.com/smallandbig©2011 P.L. Frederick. See Small & Big for full copyright details.
  • Turn A Stupid Idea Into A Successful Humor Book [video]

    P.L. Frederick
    3 Aug 2012 | 11:00 am
    This is great. Humor writer and author Tim Bete presents: How I converted 7,000 hours of work into $10 hard cash and then turned a single stupid idea into $37,000. He discuses publishing, editors, ideas... helpful stuff for any writer. He presented at the 2012 Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop. Runs 58 minutes. Warning: Enjoy!©2011 P.L. Frederick. See Small & Big for full copyright details.
  • Rules Of Football*

    P.L. Frederick
    18 Jul 2012 | 8:20 pm
    Ball gnawing encouraged.If football rolls into a hole, anything goes; i.e., head bonkings.Should a player stand upon football, no other player may touch it EVER. (Until football standing terminates.)Transport football via mouth ONLY.Picking up the player transporting football via mouth is permitted.Batting football back and forth between forelimbs is encouraged (extra points for blurring).Each player acts as their own team; i.e. three players equals three teams.Any player wearing leash shall clothesline all players, including self.Players signal a Personal Time Out by either lying down or…
  • Help A Teenage Michael Jackson Impersonator (Keith Knight)

    P.L. Frederick
    28 Mar 2012 | 8:00 am
    Update: He did it! Keith Knight got funded for his Michael Jackson project, with the help of good people like you. In fact, on April 6, 2012 he exceeded his $40K goal.I've long appreciated Keith Knight. He's the man behind one of my favorite cartoons, Life's Little Victories. Keef is giving away three old illustration sketchbooks, he will draw you into an upcoming published cartoon, he will come to your town and present his famous slideshow (I have seen it, it is great) and cartooning workshop, he will lip sync a Michael Jackson song in your living room — all because he was a…
  • How To Attract A Puppy

    P.L. Frederick
    10 Feb 2012 | 2:00 pm
    What You Need For This Project1 Broom1 Dustpan1 FloorDirectionsUsing the broom, sweep dirt and debris into a pile in the middlest part of the room. The tidier and more perfecter the better. Do your tidy dust collection and tidy floor make your heart sing? Perfect. Wait 30 seconds (in high altitude, allow up to three minutes). From out of nowhere, mammalian fauna comes sniffing at the dust pile; ooh, now they are sitting in it, licking it, rolling in it, spreading it asunder, really whoopin’ it up.Make a grab! With a forward motion of your arm like you’re scooping a puppy into a…
 
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  • Thanksgiving Break

    PeaceBang
    25 Nov 2014 | 3:46 pm
    Just feeling very angry and sad, my dears. I’m taking a break from the internet and TV for a few days. You have a fantastic feast of Thanksgiving. xoxo PB Share This Hide Sites
  • Clergy Woman Shoe Recommendation: Perfect For Committals

    PeaceBang
    23 Nov 2014 | 5:04 am
    Darlings! Good morning! IS IT ADVENT YET? I’M REALLY READY FOR ADVENT! I’M LISTENING TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC ALREADY AND I CAN’T WAIT! Oh, darn. It’s not Advent until next week. Meanwhile, we have Thanksgiving to celebrate and 1 Thessalonians to exegete (“whattya MEAN, praise God in ALL THINGS?”) and food to collect and deliver and interfaith Thanksgiving observances to participate in, or EVEN ORGANIZE AND HOST THIS YEAR (*cough, me, cough*). I will see you on the other side of all of this for more posts on clothes and image and self-care and such, but I just…
  • Destroying the Power Of Ritual

    PeaceBang
    11 Nov 2014 | 7:54 pm
    You want to know what makes PeaceBang really upset and cranky and sometimes just plain furious? Well, she’s going to tell you, of course, so pull up a tuffet and get a cup of tea. Look. We are heirs and stewards of ancient rituals, and there is a power and majesty in those rituals that can only be maintained when the people leading them are mature and responsible in their work. Too often, this maturity is jettisoned in favor of sloppy bonhomie, as if it’s uncool to take church too seriously, you know, because someone might get the impression that religion matters to us. It just…
  • Thanksgiving Liturgies

    PeaceBang
    7 Nov 2014 | 6:45 pm
    Hollering for help, ministers and priests and rabbis! I bet ten bucks some of you are putting together orders of worship for interfaith Thanksgiving services, right? Me, too. We will have representatives from the Unitarian Universalist, Jewish, Muslim, United Church of Christ (Congregationalist), Episcopal, and Spiritualist communities. I have participated in many such services over the years but my own files seem to be curiously bereft of liturgical specimens. Would you be so kind as to share yours or to make recommendations in the comments? My e-mail address is my real first name dot my…
  • Men In Paisley

    PeaceBang
    7 Nov 2014 | 7:26 am
    Last weekend I was in Connecticut getting ready to hit the road back to Massachusetts when my best friend’s dad came to bid me farewell. He was SO HANDSOME that I actually gasped. He’s a very distinguished and handsome man in the first place, but he was wearing a gorgeous and impeccably ironed paisley shirt in autumnal colors under a camel chamois shirt with chinos and boots. Before I hugged him goodbye I just HAD to ask: “Is that a Liberty of London shirt?” He smiled at me with one of those inscrutable dad expressions and said that yes, it was. I totally died. SO…
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    The Turkey Sandwich Report

  • I like my Turkey Sandwich Dry

    Neal
    16 Nov 2014 | 3:18 pm
    That’s right – I’m back in the Turkey Sandwich game.  This time, I’m doing it East Coast-style because I’ve relocated to Delaware.  That’s a good and bad thing.  Bad in that Delaware doesn’t have that many sandwich shops, mostly because there aren’t that many people here.  It’s GOOD in that I live two hours from Philly, Baltimore and DC and that should provide me with some good solid sandwich opportunities. For the time being, let’s start this comeback with a home-grown, Delaware sandwich shop: Casapulla’s Deli in Rehoboth…
  • Thanksgiving Leftover: Instagram-style

    Neal
    28 Nov 2013 | 9:35 am
    I do not have time for an elaborate Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich this year. Peace and love, peace and love.  I’m warning you with peace and love, peace and love, I will not have time to film and edit anything beyond this Instagram video. Anyway, peace and Love, peace and love.
  • Subway Cheats Like Snarf’s

    Neal
    17 Jan 2013 | 2:26 pm
    I made a big fucking deal out of Snarf’s ripping people off a couple years ago.  I still don’t give those cheating motherfuckers any of my Turkey Sandwich business. Now, you can add Subway to the list of cheaters.  They’re ripping people out of one inch on their sandwiches too.  Link to story here. 1 inch is a lot.  Would you want to walk away from 1 inch?  I certainly wouldn’t. Sing it with me: 5 dollar 11 incher! Pieces of shit.  Both of them.
  • 2012 Thanksgiving Leftover Turkey Sandwich

    Neal
    22 Nov 2012 | 8:07 pm
    It’s here.  The 2012 Thanksgiving Leftover Turkey Sandwich.  Honestly, I probably wouldn’t have done a video this year if it were not for you, the loyal Turkey Sandwich Report Nation.  You guys demanded a video and I think I came through for you in a big way. This year, I really challenged myself.  I asked Mrs. Turkey Sandwich to pick out the ingredients and then I would work my magic from there – just like the show Chopped.  Let me say this with all sincerity and seriousness.  The sandwich that I created in this video was incredible.  Make this sandwich now.
  • Do you know what REAL Turkey is?

    Neal
    24 Jun 2012 | 3:10 pm
    I’m a big fan of the show Diners, Drive-ins and Dives (Triple D).  In fact, I’ve started searching out places where the host Guy Fieri has visited.  Yea, pretty nerdy, I know.  Whatever.  I take my food pretty serious. Tomorrow is my birthday, so when Mrs. Turkey Sandwich asked me where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner, I checked the innerettes to see if there was a place in Denver that has been featured on  “Triple D” that I have not been to yet. There was.  It’s called The Bagel Deli and it’s a couple miles from my house.  It’s a Jewish…
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    The Junk Drawer

  • Memory Burn

    Kathy
    18 Nov 2014 | 4:08 pm
    Many of you know my husband Dave and I took a vacation to England in September. It was our second trip there in a 16-month period, lucky ducks we are. Whenever I get back from a whirlwind vacation, I think of blogging about it, but it just feels like too much work. Too much to document and I always wonder if I’ll remember everything or bore everyone, or both. So I decide not to write about it at all. But today I wanted to talk about the little moments of this vacation that pop into my head when my life is spinning, when people are getting on my last nerve, when I need to fling myself back…
  • We Have Cats Because They’re Not Dogs. And Yet…

    Kathy
    25 Oct 2014 | 5:16 am
    So I’ve never been a dog person. First, because I was attacked by a German shepherd as a child. That’ll turn you off dogs for good, lemme tell ya. Second, because dogs eat stuff they shouldn’t, break stuff and need to be taken out for walks. I’m a very easily annoyed and lazy person, so there you go. And yet, I appear to have a dog anyway. A new cat named Chloe, renamed Chewy. Why renamed Chewy? Because of this: This is the HDMI cable from our upstairs TV that suddenly wouldn’t work. Took 45 minutes on the phone with a perplexed RCN tech support guy before I realized the cable had…
  • Back to School Crazy

    Kathy
    8 Aug 2014 | 3:46 pm
    I’d like to start off by saying I tip my hat to all you parents out there. I’m constantly amazed at how you pull off the hardest job in the world, all with a myriad other stresses in your life. I don’t know where you get the time or energy for it. Pat yourselves on the back. Go ahead. Do it. Those of you with kids returning to school in the fall are probably running around right now trying to get all your ducks in a row. I’ve heard of schools sending parents a list of things their children will need before school starts, especially grade school-aged children. Very specific lists that…
  • If Grammar is So Hard, What Hope Do We Have for World Peace, Really?

    Kathy
    12 Jul 2014 | 6:06 am
    Amazon just yelled at me in an email to get off my ass and blog more. Apparently, they like it if the people who subscribe to Junk Drawer on Kindle actually get something they pay for. Since I haven’t written in a month, I got flagged for being a slacker. Sorry Kindle people! I promise to do better and stop writing exclusively for The Facebook. Starting with two grammar failures I found on TV graphics within 12 hours of each other. Signs the world is going to hell in a hand basket: unnecessary apostrophes and misspellings. First, this one had me confused because the TV was muted and I…
  • Maybe Poke It With a Stick?

    Kathy
    1 Jun 2014 | 12:29 pm
    I had no intention of walking ten miles today, I really didn’t. In fact, when I went to bed last night, it was with such a creaky body I figured I would spend all of today on the couch. Instead, I woke up feeling like my whole body had been replaced with one that actually works. When that happens, you take every advantage of it, especially since I’ve suffered from some recurring, frustrating knee pain lately. Pain that’s kept me from doing any kind of meaningful exercise. Since I had zero pain today, I set out to do one or two miles. Which turned into four, which turned into six and…
 
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  • Sole Mates

    Joel Klebanoff
    11 Nov 2014 | 8:12 pm
    I have what I think is a brilliant idea for an innovative web-based business. Notwithstanding my extreme angst over the risk of having the concept stolen by one unscrupulous jerk or another—or maybe both of them simultaneously, I want to put the notion out there for a crowd-sourced evaluation. Here it is: an online dating […]Possibly Related Posts:New SocksStarbucks RulesExercise ExcessHealthful MeditationThe Common Cold
  • Incomprehensible Contrasts: Gaza/17

    Joel Klebanoff
    23 Jul 2014 | 11:12 am
    Scientists have searched for years and billions of dollars have been expended, but there is still no cure for AIDS. There are drugs that can turn it into a chronic disease rather than a near-term death sentence. However, that is not a cure. As I understand it, it’s a life sentence of a brutal, rigorous […]Possibly Related Posts:Debunking Medical MythsNarrow MindednessAncient PornA Certain History?Insanely Religious
  • Narrow Mindedness

    Joel Klebanoff
    3 Feb 2014 | 2:22 pm
    I contend that most of us are narrow minded. As I wrote the previous sentence I had a vision of the fingers of the majority of the few people who come here immediately pouncing on their keyboards to pound out an exceptionally fervent agreement or disagreement with that statement. Or maybe they’ll get defensive and […]Possibly Related Posts:See Better Weight Loss ResultsImponderablesSun BlockHealthful MeditationThe Improbability of You
  • Imponderables

    Joel Klebanoff
    20 Jan 2014 | 2:25 pm
     There are, to say the absolutely very least, a great many phenomena in the universe that I find to be imponderable; at least not ponderable in any more than purely superficial, meaningful way. Other people may find it possible to not just ponder some of them deeply and meaningfully, but also actually understand them. I […]Possibly Related Posts:Narrow MindednessSun BlockSee Better Weight Loss ResultsA Certain History?Cornering the Web Content Market
  • A Certain History?

    Joel Klebanoff
    14 Jan 2014 | 1:52 pm
    A riddle recently raced across my mind, pausing in its journey through the dust it found there only long enough for me to jot it down. I found the riddle interesting. You, on the other hand, may find it boring, nonsensical and/or irrelevant and curse me for once again wasting your time by babbling childish […]Possibly Related Posts:ImponderablesIncomprehensible Contrasts: Gaza/17Narrow MindednessFirst TimesSmartphone Obsessed
 
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  • Meet the sympathetic cookiecutter shark before it becomes extinct

    Editor
    26 Nov 2014 | 9:50 am
    Today we’ll see what in our opinion is one of the most curious sharks that can be found on our planet, and we’re not referring to the hammerhead shark, or the whale shark or the well-known white shark… but the cookiecutter shark, exactly, cookie. Normally the nicknames given to sharks are a bit related to their morphology, hence hammerhead shark are those ones which have that characteristical shape in the head, or whale shark to the one with typical proportions of a whale. In the case of cookiecutter shark (Isistius brasiliensis) this doesn’t, it’s rather…
  • Why Don’t Vultures Get Food Poisoning?

    Author
    25 Nov 2014 | 5:21 pm
    Vultures have never had good reputation. And this is actually a bit sad because they play such an important role in the ecosystem, ensuring that no meat goes wasted. Our revulsion at the consumption of days-old meat, however, blinds us to the more important question – how can they eat stuff without being affected by flourishing bacteria? When vultures find animals with hide too tough for their little beaks, they usually opt to take the back way. That means they start poking the anus, pinching out meat mixed with feces flavoring. This leaves many to thinking, “With such extremity,…
  • This is how pollution spreads across the world in a year

    Editor
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:24 am
    As if completely engulfed in flames. We know that carbon dioxide is in the air, but what we had not seen before was that presence al around the world. NASA has released these images in which they show CO2’s passage through the atmosphere for twelve months. Specifically  in the whole 2006. And one thing they make clear: that most of the pollution comes from the northern hemisphere, densely populated and industrialized Here’s how the northern hemisphere looks in a new animation by NASA in which they summarize in a few minutes the cycle of greenhouse gases over a year.
  • What You Ought to Know About the Power of Poop

    Author
    22 Nov 2014 | 5:41 am
    Hail to poop! You probably never thought the day will come when you pay homage to fecal matter, but it did. In certain parts of the world and certainly in the field of science, human waste has been on the spotlight for years. Urine is used to power a generator, while poop is turned into compost. But because you won’t normally think of doing anything with poop except to flush it down the toilet, you might not think much of it. Well, the time has come for you to consider the vital role it plays in sustainability. Enter the Bio-Bus. This bus that is used to ferry people from the airport to the…
  • The kid who designed a Lego prosthesis for his arm

    Editor
    19 Nov 2014 | 12:48 pm
    Aidan Robinson was born with a left arm that ends at the elbow. This made him since he was little carry prosthesis to perform daily activities. Although he learned to work seamlessly with both arms there was a difficulty: the design of the pieces used often did not conform to the necessities he had. A new little hero Tired of carrying rigid systems that did not move at all, he decided to install a myoelectric implant that allowsed him to transform his muscle movements into electrical responses to control a prosthesis. The idea was good but something was failing: it was hard to find models…
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    Base Camp Legends

  • Hunting Success

    Sue Sorenson
    15 Nov 2014 | 8:23 pm
    There have been some happy hunters out there this fall! Here’s a few pictures of our sons, Todd and Tom and their successful hunts…   Todd with his nice buck shot the last day of the season                   Tom with his first Nebraska Pronghorn                   Tom with his first Nebraska deer               Gary with his tender buck for the freezer!                 Sue is still looking for her first successful…
  • First Deer… Priceless

    Sue Sorenson
    15 Nov 2014 | 7:49 pm
    It was a special experience to be with our young friend Seth, when he killed his first deer. The excitement and sense of accomplishment is priceless! The cold rain and fog didn’t dampen this young man’s enthusiasm!               Seth had reason to feel good about his accomplishment… the weather was miserable, visibility was poor, the terrain was vertical… but the hunt was awesome! Here’s the video that tells the story…   The post First Deer… Priceless appeared first on Base Camp Legends.
  • Final days of September

    Sue Sorenson
    12 Nov 2014 | 3:00 am
    Final day on the mountain                 This would be our last hunt of September 2014… so it was with a mixed feeling of sadness and anticipation that we made our way up the mountain. Things had gotten pretty hectic for Gary at work, and we didn’t know if it was going to work out for one more hunt… but last minute, on Monday September 29th after Gary got off work, we threw our gear together and headed out. There was just no way we could spend the last day of September moping around at home! Daylight was going fast by the time we…
  • Mama bear and cubs encounter

    Sue Sorenson
    6 Oct 2014 | 4:00 am
    I hunted hard during my Spring Bear hunt and never saw hide nor hair of a single bear. I did see a lot of elk… so it is a given that during our elk hunts we see a lot of bear! Here is a little footage of the mother bear and her two yearling cubs that we encountered as we were hiking out from our elk hunt on September 13th. Sure is a thrill to be so close!   The post Mama bear and cubs encounter appeared first on Base Camp Legends.
  • Weeks Three and Four

    Sue Sorenson
    3 Oct 2014 | 4:00 am
    The third week of September we mixed things up a bit! Gary went hunting with our son Tom, who was here visiting from Nebraska… and I had “Grandma time” with the tribe! There’s nothing like the mind of three and five year olds!! It makes you really appreciate simple things in life when you look at it through the perspective of those little ones. Their favorite meal was “Smashed potatoes” with venison steaks and gravy!    Shooting at Papa’s 3-D Bear!             Picking Grandma’s apples        …
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    Where the Hell Was I?

  • Lights! Camera! Pumpkin Log!

    21 Nov 2014 | 8:53 pm
    (Hey, kids -- it's time for a double-dose of science. And not just science, but Secondhand SCIENCE. Since last we danced, we've learned about enantiomers and quantum fluctuation. Double whammy. Science whammy. Double SCIENCE. Mind blown.) In case anyone's noticed my absence here for the past couple of weeks -- and don't worry; no one has -- I've got what I consider a fairly reasonable excuse: I'm shooting a movie. Well. That's not exactly true. Other people are actually shooting the movie. Like, competent people who definitely aren't me and who know how to work a boom mic and light a scene…
  • No Business Like Show(er) Business

    8 Nov 2014 | 8:22 pm
    (If she 'blinded you with science', chances are it wasn't Secondhand SCIENCE. That's never hurt anyone's eyes. Much. This week, the topic is gravity. How does it work, what is it made of, why is it so weird? And what does it have to do with microwave burritos? Probably nothing. But go see for yourself.) Yesterday, I attended a baby shower. This was my first -- and, if the rest of life goes as planned, my last. I'm not sure I "enjoyed" the experience, exactly. But I did learn a lot. First, it was a brunch. I don't do a lot of brunching, personally, but I gather the concept was dreamed up just…
  • Taxi-mum Overdrive

    1 Nov 2014 | 12:18 pm
    (Soak up some science! This week's ridiculous barely-explanation of scientifical somethings over at Secondhand SCIENCE is all about ubiquitin. It's the almost-everywhere molecule you probably never knew you were pumping out all the time. Give it a gander.) Back to the recent trip my wife and I took to Greece: we had two extremely harrowing experiences in the back of the same taxi cab. One psychological, the other social. And neither involved weaving through heavy traffic at insane rates of speed. "If we'd been going to the Souvlaki Hotel in Tzatzikitown, we might have been able to understand…
  • Camera Incompetenta

    26 Oct 2014 | 2:41 pm
    (Hey, you know what's a science thing? The exosphere, that's what's a science thing. And as of this week, it's also a Secondhand SCIENCE thing. So that's nice. Have a looksee.) I'm not a good picture taker. Usually, that means that I'm not good at remembering to take pictures. It just doesn't occur to me, in the face of some awe-inspiring spectacle, to yank out a camera and start snapping. In a lot of ways, this makes me a terrible tourist. It makes me a tremendous candidate to be visited by a UFO, probably. Those things don't like any sort of photographic evidence. But as a tourist, I don't…
  • Greece Is Indeed the Word

    18 Oct 2014 | 9:58 pm
    (Science marches on -- even when it's Secondhand SCIENCE. Stop over and learn all about gene drives. Or scarves. Or astronaut fashion. Or raining men. It gets a little weird. Check it out.) I'm a week into a two-week trip to Greece, about which I'm sure I'll have more to say later. For the moment, though, there are six thousand years' worth of ruins that aren't going to trudge through themselves, and a spanakopita calling to me from a taverna down the street. Of course, it's calling to me in Greek, which I don't understand, so maybe it's saying "Don't eat me! Don't eat me!". That would be…
 
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    List Of The Day

  • Shakespeare's Work E-Mails Of The Day

    Cary McNeal
    25 Nov 2014 | 9:21 am
    From McSweeney's. All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; So let’s reconnect on this over the weekend. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Feel free to reach out if you have further Q’s. To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; We’ve got
  • News: Naked Guy Falls Through Ceiling Into Women’s Bathroom Before Assaulting Elderly Man

    Cary McNeal
    25 Nov 2014 | 8:58 am
    Dumbass. That trick only works in Porky's movies. Naked Guy Falls Through Ceiling Into Women’s Bathroom Before Assaulting Elderly Man On Saturday, a 26-year-old Boston man snuck into a woman's bathroom at Logan Airport, took off all his clothes, and climbed up into a crawl space. Unfortunately for him, he was a little too heavy for the hiding spot and came crashing through the ceiling After
  • Bad "Professional" Photography Of The Day

    Cary McNeal
    24 Nov 2014 | 8:01 am
    "Hey, my brother-in-law is a photographer. He'll give you a good price." Is that a giant turd? This one looks like it was cropped by someone with hooks for hands. We can still see you. Erin Owterkrotch Fresh hot loaf in 5...4...3... WTF does this even mean? My tit is a planet. Toot toot, peanut butter. Smell this. Does it smell like ass to you?
  • News: Former Porn Star Wears Colander In Driver's License Photo

    Cary McNeal
    24 Nov 2014 | 6:30 am
    The colander is the least of her worries in this photo. Former porn star wears colander in UT driver’s license photo ST. GEORGE, Utah — A Utah woman said she is the fourth person in the country who was allowed to wear a colander in her driver’s license photo in expression of her religious beliefs. “Woohoo! My new driver’s license is here! I’m officially the first Pastafarian in Utah!! And the
  • Vid Of The Day: Super Bad Mario #2

    Cary McNeal
    24 Nov 2014 | 6:00 am
    Link from Hannah N.
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  • 'Pitch Perfect 2' Trailer

    TheEllenShow
    20 Nov 2014 | 6:00 am
    'Pitch Perfect 2' Trailer Check out the full trailer for "Pitch Perfect 2"! From: TheEllenShow Views: 13300690 91734 ratings Time: 02:28 More in Entertainment
  • Wheel of Impressions with Kevin Spacey

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    31 Oct 2014 | 9:10 pm
    Wheel of Impressions with Kevin Spacey In this Halloween edition of Wheel of Impressions, Jimmy and Kevin take turns doing random celebrity impersonations, such as Christopher Walken talking about... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 8157185 51084 ratings Time: 05:04 More in Comedy
  • Daniel Radcliffe Raps Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics"

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    28 Oct 2014 | 9:07 pm
    Daniel Radcliffe Raps Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics" Jimmy challenges hip-hop lover Daniel Radcliffe to rap Blackalicious' tongue-twisting "Alphabet Aerobics." Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy F... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 27490944 293545 ratings Time: 04:01 More in Comedy
  • Jimmy Fallon feat. will.i.am - Ew! (Official Music Video)

    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
    6 Oct 2014 | 8:46 pm
    Jimmy Fallon feat. will.i.am - Ew! (Official Music Video) Jimmy and will.i.am's teenage-girl alter-egos (Sara and mir.i.am) rap about things they think are "Ew!" Download "Ew!" on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/EW Listen on iHeartRadio: http://news.iheart.co... From: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Views: 17492451 203349 ratings Time: 02:26 More in Comedy
  • Ellen Meets the ‘Apparently’ Kid, Part 1

    TheEllenShow
    11 Sep 2014 | 11:37 am
    Ellen Meets the ‘Apparently’ Kid, Part 1 Ellen met Noah Ritter after a video of him went viral. Nobody could have predicted what she was in for. Ellen Meets the 'Apparently' Kid, Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaafK0reVzs. From: TheEllenShow Views: 8452786 54417 ratings Time: 04:02 More in Entertainment
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  • NaBloPoMo: 30 Days Of Stuff My Mother Found In Her House And Gave To Me

    1 Nov 2014 | 6:58 pm
     My mother is de-cluttering. She is un-hoarding. She is liquidating the contents of her house. And like a museum of my childhood I hadn't intended on visiting anytime soon--let alone, knew existed--each time she visits, my mother, curator, delivers bags and boxes of my past. Like this...thing.What is it? It's a nurse mouse, as much as I can figure. It is also a bank.No one in our immediate family was a nurse or had ever been a nurse when this bank was given to me...when? Who knows. I didn't want to be a nurse when I grew up. Or a veterinarian.The nurse mouse doesn't represent a…
  • I was playing Old Maid and accidentally wrote a John Irving novel...

    21 Nov 2013 | 6:16 pm
    or maybe I accidentally cast a John Waters film?This artwork on this card deck is very difficult to defend unless you're using it as a Rolodex for fringe characters.Read more Josette at PennLive.com © Copyright 2005-2012, Halushki | Josette Plank. All Rights Reserved http://www.josetteplank.com/
  • Laughing At Kmart's Jingle Bells Commercial Makes Me A Bad Santa

    20 Nov 2013 | 10:04 pm
    Well, ring-a-ding-dingaling and fa-la-la-la-liscious! Kmart's new video ad for Joe Boxer underwear has tongues a-wagging over a bunch of comely young men jingling their jangly bits to holiday music.If you're watching this with your Aunt Millie, you'd best bring out the fainting couch and smelling salts.Ready? For your viewing pleasure.Okay, quick poll:What is ringing on these guys? Their hips? Their franks? Or is it the beans?I know what you mean. Wink wink "bells up their bums" nudge nudge.Although, I'm going with Jingle Balls. Isn't the selling point of boxer underwear the loose-fitting…
  • 1970s Kids Television. Prepare to have your mind blown.

    4 Jul 2013 | 7:37 am
    Romper RoomNew Zoo RevueWonderamaThe Magic GardenHatchy Milatchy Theme SongThe Electric CompanyZoom!© Copyright 2005-2012, Halushki | Josette Plank. All Rights Reserved http://www.josetteplank.com/
  • A Poem About Laundry

    25 Jun 2013 | 5:27 am
    Wrote this one a ways back....Canticle for 2:35 P.M.The laundry pile is no more:every sport bra stuffedinto a drawer, every pink pantylined up crotch-to-crotchin cottony majesty and I will fling the plastic basket,fling it down! fling it downthe basement stairs!and sing now by theiron’s hot glow -"This wash is done,this wash is done,and Hallelujah,this wash is done!”I have struck a broken pose,my hands repeating timeless gestures, wrestling fitted sheets,snapping T-shirts into unwrinkledexcellence, turning one last pairof blue jeans outside-in, butwasting not one…
 
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    English Russia

  • The Early Soviet Air Defense Missiles from 1963

    tim
    27 Nov 2014 | 11:06 am
      Just a few historical photos of one Soviet air defense point from a private album. Not many of those are published because in Soviet times it was more hard to make photos on military sites, especially such strategically important … Read more...
  • Record Breaking Test Vehicle MAZ 7907

    team
    25 Nov 2014 | 9:36 pm
    MAZ-7907 – its twelve axle chassis has giant dimensions: length – 30 m, width – 4,8 m, height – 4,5 m. The main technical feature of the vehicle is its use of a 1250 hp gas turbine engine that is usually … Read more...
  • 400 Meter Down Underground: A Potassium Mine

    tim
    25 Nov 2014 | 6:19 pm
    Have you ever been 400 meters underground? It’s like the Empire State Building was flipped top side down and hammered into the ground as if it was a giant nail. Then, where its tip arrives is around 420 meters, so … Read more...
  • Zil Army Car

    tim
    24 Nov 2014 | 10:12 am
    ZIL is a pretty old Russian car factory making trucks, etc. Now they have come up with something else. By the special order of Russian army, they rolled out this creepmobile. Some more photos inside. It might become an official … Read more...
  • Trip to a Fantastic Old Ships Graveyard

    tim
    24 Nov 2014 | 9:40 am
      Just imagine an old Soviet place where ships – warships, regular ships, etc – which are cut in half or into pieces remain for years. Tons of stuff to explore and photograph. That’s why Vladimir Malder has gone all the way … Read more...
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  • School Daze

    awkward
    25 Nov 2014 | 9:32 pm
    “My first day of Kindergarten 1985, not happy with my mother’s choice of outfit nor her insisting that I “smile or else”.  Eventually she caved and let me change but not before forever immortalizing my disdain for ruffles.” (submitted by Nicole) “My first day of Kindergarten 1985, not happy with my mother’s choice of outfit nor her insisting that I “smile or else”.  Eventually she caved and let me change but not before forever immortalizing my disdain for ruffles.” (submitted by Nicole)
  • Recreating the Awkwardness

    awkward
    25 Nov 2014 | 9:17 pm
    AFP is proud to be partnering with the Alzheimer’s Foundation of America for the #RememberTogether campaign, which encourages people to “Recreate the Awkwardness” this holiday season in support of Alzheimer’s awareness. And learn more about AFA’s free, national memory screenings here. AFP is proud to be partnering with the Alzheimer’s Foundation of America for the #RememberTogether campaign, which encourages people to “Recreate the Awkwardness” this holiday season in support of Alzheimer’s awareness. And learn more about AFA’s free,…
  • Joy & Pain

    awkward
    25 Nov 2014 | 1:28 pm
    ‘Im the sorry looking one in this photo, along with my two younger bothers and mom. First Christmas after my parents divorced, and I probably didn’t get the legos I was hoping for. Merry Christmas!” (submitted by Josh) ‘Im the sorry looking one in this photo, along with my two younger bothers and mom. First Christmas after my parents divorced, and I probably didn’t get the legos I was hoping for. Merry Christmas!” (submitted by Josh)
  • Selfie Man

    awkward
    25 Nov 2014 | 9:37 am
    Because God forbid this moment wasn’t preserved. (submitted by Jennifer) Because God forbid this moment wasn’t preserved. (submitted by Jennifer)
  • Casey At The Bat

    awkward
    24 Nov 2014 | 4:39 pm
    Absolutely nothing awkward here. (submitted by Ann) Absolutely nothing awkward here. (submitted by Ann)
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    Fair City News

  • Downscale Housing Development Announced

    FairCityNews.com
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:58 am
    New and unusual housing available soon Springfield, MO – Not to be outdone by exclusive, upscale residential developments cropping up on the outskirts of Springfield, a local developer has broken ground on a new, but not-so-country-club-atmosphere neighborhood. The Gulleys at Ferrell Hog has entered its first phase of development now that real estate speculator, Bub Coy, has finalized purchase of the land selected for the community. Coy spoke to Fair City News regarding some details, as well as his personal philosophy on the American Dream, home ownership. “Out east of town they got…
  • MSU Opens Community Catbox

    FairCityNews.com
    14 Nov 2014 | 5:24 am
    Crappin’ cats take court Springfield, MO – Though it will be used in the summer as a sand volleyball court, MSU athletic department officials  have come to an agreement with CCLS (Crazy Cat Ladies of Springfield), to utilize the new, enormous sand pit as a gathering place in the off season for both stray and kept cats in Central Springfield. Myrtle Stokely, current president of CCLS, told Fair City News that they have simply been seeking equal rights for felines ever since the city opened a dog park on the south side several years ago. “Do cats not merit equal rights and…
  • Snake Oil

    FairCityNews.com
    12 Nov 2014 | 6:50 am
  • Cold Prevents Zombie Uprising

    FairCityNews.com
    31 Oct 2014 | 5:56 am
    Surveillance camera captures zombies fearing cold temps Springfield, MO – Insiders learned that hundreds of undead have postponed plans to overtake Springfield, MO due to frigid temperatures during a breach in a zombie gathering today beneath the city in a tunnel near downtown. “I hear them say ‘too cold’ and ‘postpone’ in between disjointed moans,” said Alex Lopinop, a zombie hunter and founder of Zombies In Our Nation (Z.I.O.N). Lopinop is a world-renowned zombie hunter and has been stationed in Greene County for several months tracking, monitoring and taking out threatening…
  • Persimmon Chopsticks Seed Indicate GODZILLA!

    FairCityNews.com
    29 Oct 2014 | 6:00 am
    Persimmon seed chopsticks predict monster invasion Springfield, MO – According to weather folklore, the seed of a persimmon can give clues about an upcoming winter’s weather patterns; the fork, knife and spoon shapes are indicators to what winter may hold. However, this fall the seeds have yielded a rare shape, the chopsticks, and speculation is rampant as horticulturists try to find a meaning behind the message. “Chopsticks in a persimmon seed? Never heard of it,” said native Ozarker Eric Timmonsber, “Seems like someone planted their persimmons incorrectly.” Others are less…
 
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    FMyLife

  • fart says FML

    fart
    27 Nov 2014 | 7:13 am
    Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
  • Rizma says FML

    Rizma
    27 Nov 2014 | 7:12 am
    Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML
  • drunk in love says FML

    drunk in love
    26 Nov 2014 | 11:12 pm
    Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML
  • Sleep. says FML

    Sleep.
    26 Nov 2014 | 11:06 pm
    Today, I finally got time to take a nap. Later, my mom asked me if I was depressed because I didn't leave my room for 3 hours. She talked to my dad about it, and now my family thinks I'm depressed because I slept for 3 hours. FML
  • anonymous says FML

    anonymous
    26 Nov 2014 | 7:33 pm
    Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
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    Lowering the Bar

  • FOLLOWUP: Also Don't Point Anything at an Officer. Even a Banana.

    Kevin
    26 Nov 2014 | 11:53 am
    With remarkable timing, someone sent me this item just as I was publishing a post about what to do and not do when encountering officers at internal checkpoints. I did mention that you should "not do anything crazy," and just to clarify, that includes pointing anything—anything at all—at a police officer. Because they plainly could mistake anything at all for a weapon. According to FOX31 in Colorado, 27-year-old Nathen Channing was arrested Sunday night "for pointing a banana at a pair of Mesa County Sheriff’s deputies, both of whom initially believed the piece of fruit was…
  • Just Say No to Internal Checkpoints. Preferably After Breathing Helium.

    Kevin
    26 Nov 2014 | 10:58 am
    Needless to say (I hope), don't just drive through them, don't do anything crazy, and for God's sake, don't turn into a mindless demon and charge through a hail of gunfire in a hopeless attempt to kill an armed police officer who has the drop on you. But as Boing Boing reminds us today, you are not required to answer questions or consent to a search at these checkpoints. Just politely but firmly say no, and if possible, suck down some helium before responding and get it on video. Be right with you, officer That's what Robert Trudell does. These are…
  • Ferguson Grand Jury Evidence (WARNING: NON-COMEDIC POST)

    Kevin
    25 Nov 2014 | 3:31 pm
    Not that the outcome isn't a real hoot, but this is really just to provide a couple of links for those who are interested. First, this New York Times page has all the grand jury evidence in one place, including testimony, forensic reports, etc. Second, I for some reason spent a couple hours last night sort of live-tweeting me reading the testimony of the crime-scene investigator and of Darren Wilson, and if you for some reason are interested in seeing how that unfolded, my Twitter feed is here. The investigator's testimony was not that interesting (the reports probably are), but I…
  • Court Unconvinced by Lawyer Dressed as Thomas Jefferson

    Kevin
    24 Nov 2014 | 10:40 am
    Today in Least Surprising Updates:  The Kansas Supreme Court unanimously held on November 14 that Dennis Hawver would be disbarred for violating seven ethical or court rules when representing a defendant who was ultimately sentenced to death. The opinion actually doesn't mention Hawver's choice to appear before it dressed as his favorite Founder, Thomas Jefferson, but otherwise pretty much everything we discussed back in September is covered. See "'I Am Incompetent!' Lawyer Argues Unnecessarily," Lowering the Bar (Sept. 18, 2014) (with link to video of the argument).
  • Tribunal Reinstates Man Fired for Chicken-Dance Harassment

    Kevin
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:30 am
    One major aspect of the reasons for dismissal, which involved a finding that the applicant performed the "chicken dance" as an intentional act to intimidate, harass or otherwise harm another employee, was simply fanciful and did not represent a valid reason for dismissal. —Commissioner Ian Cambridge Cambridge ruled that the applicant, described as an "alpha male" with a "somewhat disagreeable demeanour" and a history of insulting other employees, should have been given a "final warning" rather than being terminated on the apparent pretext of intimidation by chicken dance. "Even unpleasant…
 
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    nonamedufus

  • Never Had A Chance - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    27 Nov 2014 | 8:12 am
    As she lay there, still, she lifted her heavy eyelids against the morning sun shining brightly through the sheer curtains. Her blond hair, once lovely, long and plentiful, lay splashed across the pillow, not for the first time but until now they had been under far better and much more memorable  circumstances.Her body was ravaged by cancer and pain. Over the last few months it had gotten worse, much worse. "I've had a good life" she nevertheless thought to herself, with a smile playing upon her chapped lips. "A very good life" she thought although she was only thirty-six.And yet at such…
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    23 Nov 2014 | 4:00 am
    And for my American friends who give thanks a month after we Canadians did...
  • Dandelions - @Studio30Plus Writing Prompt

    nonamedufus
    19 Nov 2014 | 7:34 am
    As he warmed his hands by the roaring fire following a successful hunt Thor thought about his charmed life. He and is family and friends had come a long way since their great-grandparents fled the  Garden of Eden. Loin cloths kept them modest and furs kept them warm and apples kept them healthy.Thor's brother Bert had come up with a name for their tribe. He called them cave men because, duh, they spent a lot of time living in caves. It would be hundreds of years, nay thousands, before females would be referred to as cave women.The tribe was indebted to his uncle George who, scraping a…
  • Sunday Funnies

    nonamedufus
    16 Nov 2014 | 4:00 am
  • You Are In Deep Trouble - @Studio30Plus Writing Challenge

    nonamedufus
    12 Nov 2014 | 12:01 pm
    If there were a 12-Step program for Amazon he'd be the first in line. Not that he'd enrol in the program voluntarily, mind you. But his wife would be sure to sign him up.It's amazing the number of CDs and books a person can buy in a month. It's quite possible he's broken the record. He loves to read. And while he reads he loves listening to music.Many of the books he buys are e-books and thus largely invisible. They don't take up space on a bookshelf. They're only accessible on his iPad. And only accessible to him.But his music on the other hand is something else. He's not a big fan of…
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    Ann's Rants

  • It’s On Us: For White People Who Want to Fight Racism in Madison and Everywhere

    Ann Imig
    25 Nov 2014 | 6:10 pm
    Last night, as the country watched Darren Wilson not get indicted and not face a trial for Mike Brown’s death, I saw plea after plea online from Black friends and peers–people of color in my life imploring their white counterparts to SPEAK UP. I saw a lot of fear from white people about saying the wrong thing, about feeling helpless in the face of the enormity of the problem, and fear over the vicious responses received for those who do raise their voices. Discussion ensued over people considering if and how to speak up, and if and how to speak to their children about Ferguson,…
  • LTYM in 39 cities in 2015, but first at The Women’s Expo November 23rd!

    Ann Imig
    14 Nov 2014 | 9:13 am
    Dear Friends and Readers, THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. First, please watch Listen To Your Mother’s 2015 season announcement brought to you by over one hundred local visionary women director/producers–four of whom have worked tirelessly with me for months to prepare for this launch–and thousands of folks who’ve entrusted LTYM with their stories over the years.   Find the full list of cities and local Director/Producers here. Next, if you live in the Madison-area, please join some LTYM alumni and I at The Women’s Expo next weekend, on Sunday November 23rd at…
  • Quiz: My calendar, or my 18 year old niece’s calendar?

    Ann Imig
    5 Nov 2014 | 1:45 pm
    My niece went off to college. We stay in touch through Facebook, texting, and we even spoke on that old-fashioned telephone contraption one time. Listening to her describe her day-to-day, I realized how nearly undecipherable our lives have become from one another.  Our calendars look so similar in fact, I challenge you to determine whose is whose. Person #1 Spends many hours per week opening mind to forensics, blood Spatter, and criminal Psychology. Person #2 Spent a few years watching Dexter from behind closed-eyes, closed bedroom door, and closed-mind.   Person #1 Wears hand-me-down…
  • I’ve never been scarier. Trust me. And don’t call me “kiddo.”

    Ann Imig
    31 Oct 2014 | 10:04 am
    Some years back, my internet life led me to filmmaker Anne Flournoy, of the highly-acclaimed web-series The Louise Log. Friendship ensued, and Anne asked me if I’d like to act in an episode of The Louise Log. I gave up acting professionally years ago, but every so often the universe hands me a job, and I say yes. In this case I said yes before Anne had even conceptualized the storyline for the season. My trust in her ran that deep. A year ago I shot this from my home over Skype, while the rest of the (impressive real Broadway actor people) cast and crew shot on site in NYC. Skype kept…
  • I Wrote Another GodForsaken Blogiverary Post so You Don’t Have to

    Ann Imig
    28 Oct 2014 | 5:00 am
    Today I’m blog-hopping, writing with friends on the theme of “I did [fill in the blank] so you don’t have to” inspired by JD, who seems to have retired her similarly themed blog in 2013. Mom, Dad, this is one of those esoteric blogger-posts. Over the years, I’ve run the blogiversary gamut, writing satire and sap,  self-reflection and sass.  I even tried my hand at creating animated videos, making myself creative director of cartoon characters able to move their appendages in random bursts, and only at odds with their dialogue. Imagine a flip-book featuring a…
 
 
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    The Good, Clean Funnies List

  • The Top Ten Reasons College Students Are Looking Forward To Thanksgiving Break

    info@gcfl.net
    26 Nov 2014 | 11:00 pm
    10. You'll know that your turkey is a Butterball rather than a Grade E yet semi-edible fur ball. 9. Your mother will not be serving your mashed potatoes and stuffing with an ice cream scooper. 8. Pumpkin pie is a great alternative to green jello. 7. After your eighth glass of cider, your emergency dash to the bathroom will not be delayed by having to line the seat with toilet paper. 6. Clean underwear, comfortable bed, access to a car, bedroom larger than a 12x14 cell... OK, even if it is for only four days. 5. To eat your meals the only trek you'll have to make is from the couch to the…
  • Livening Up Thanksgiving Dinner

    info@gcfl.net
    25 Nov 2014 | 11:00 pm
    1. Load your plate up high; take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake. 2. When everyone says, in turn, what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught," and refuse to say anything more. 3. Bring along old-recorded football games and pop them in the VCR when Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV. 4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive…
  • Dentist's Award

    info@gcfl.net
    24 Nov 2014 | 11:00 pm
    What does the Dentist of the Year get? A little plaque. Received from ArcaMax Jokes.
  • Too Many Videos

    info@gcfl.net
    23 Nov 2014 | 11:00 pm
    As we drove slowly through a scenic Texas park, my eight-year-old daughter spied a doe and her spotted twin fawns grazing under oaks just a few feet from the narrow pavement. "Mom! Mom!" she cried, head swiveling as we passed. "Deer! Rewind!" Received from RuthVYork.
  • Get Better Soon

    info@gcfl.net
    20 Nov 2014 | 11:00 pm
    A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better." One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too." Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
 
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    BugginWord

  • Shit That Saved My Life As A New Parent (and Possibly My Child’s, Too)

    BugginWord
    6 Nov 2014 | 8:55 am
    Seems like everyone I know is getting pregnant.  I am, of course, super happy for them.  I’m also super happy for me.  Mostly because several of my high school classmates are posting pictures of their grandkids on Facebook.  It’s nice not be the only old lady defying evolution.  *uterus bumps* Several of these parasite hosts have asked, “What should we register for?”  My answer, usually, is that most of the general online lists have it right, more or less.  But I like specifics.  So do most of my friends.  And seeing as how you guys are my friends, also…
  • Like A David Bowie Song But With More Boobs

    BugginWord
    14 Apr 2014 | 8:34 am
    This morning, while waiting for the green light to condone another cup of espresso, I turned to my husband and whispered, “I’m drinking coffee.  Willingly.  I’m a suburban housewife that drives her TWO kids through the two-lane streets of Jersey.  In a minivan.  That drinks coffee.”  I glanced down at the now deflated foam of my cappuccino.  “What the fuck happened?” Changes.  Woof.  So to calm myself down (apparently drinking too much coffee can make you anxious – we coffee novices don’t know these things), I’ve compiled this list…
  • Five Years Time

    BugginWord
    19 Dec 2013 | 7:11 am
    Five years.  Some times that feels like five seconds.  Sometimes five lifetimes. It’s undergrad.  A novel.  An apprenticeship.  A marriage.  A thesis.  A prognosis.  A job.  A career.  A lifetime. A milestone. Normally, I wait and write about my trips to see Aloysius after they happen.  I suppose I’m a little superstitious and prefer to not jinx anything.  But today, this visit…it’s different.  Today I find out if I’m cured.  As in “cancer free.”  As in “no evidence of disease.”  As in “have a nice [long] life because…
  • Falling

    BugginWord
    6 Sep 2013 | 11:59 am
    There’s always something about the arrival of Fall that I find deeply comforting. Don’t get me wrong, I genuinely love Summer.  I love her reliability – her near-constant light and temperatures.  Once you hit 90, can you really discernibly tell if the temperature continues to rise? I love breezes, water, cold drinks (even the ones without alcohol in them) and frozen dairy on a stick.  I love grills, patios, porches, and blowing bubbles.  I love hiding in the shade during the brutal mid-day sun and maybe even catching a blanket-free catnap. I love Summer, but I love to…
  • Who Moved My Corn?

    BugginWord
    10 May 2013 | 9:43 am
    I need a piece of corn. Let’s try this again: Last week, I planted a mess of seedlings I’d been nurturing for months outside in some raised garden beds I recently built.  They’re dead now.  Apparently, you’re supposed to ease them outside, harden them, prepare them – not just shove ‘em in some mud and expect them to thrive after months without ever knowing the true warmth of the sun. Nope – too dramatic.  Take three: When she told him things she was thinking…he said it back to her in language that showed he understood what she’d said.
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    Joe Donatelli

  • Zero to One: Notes on Startups, or How to Build for the Future: Review

    Joe Donatelli
    1 Nov 2014 | 5:33 pm
    Book review of Peter Thiel's Zero to One
  • Book Review: ‘Rise of the Warrior Cop’ by Radley Balko

    Joe Donatelli
    28 Sep 2014 | 7:57 pm
    A review of ‘Rise of the Warrior Cop’ by Radley Balko, an important book about criminal justice and policing in a free society.
  • Playboy Articles

    Joe Donatelli
    6 Sep 2014 | 4:33 pm
    The Halloween Costumes We Want to See This Year Featured on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver An Employee Self-Evaluation That Saves Everyone a Lot of Time 16 Wonderful Things People Are Doing with Sriracha Try This Hot Sauce: Blaze Sweet ‘N Hot Mango The 7 Reasons Why You Are Wrong Best Hot Sauces: Ranked Three-Breasted(...)
  • Reason Articles

    Joe Donatelli
    1 Jul 2014 | 11:00 am
    Obamacare Apologies to the Whole Foods Crowd
  • Buzzsumo on What Goes Viral

    Joe Donatelli
    20 Jun 2014 | 11:28 am
    Buzzsumo's list of 10 factors that can help a piece of content go viral. Good stuff for all us bloggers to remember.
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    Futility Closet

  • Punchup

    Greg Ross
    26 Nov 2014 | 10:59 am
    In order to restore Shakespeare to popularity in the 1930s, the theater critic and satirist A.E. Wilson suggested getting Noël Coward to rewrite Romeo and Juliet: Julia (sweetly): O, Ro, must you be going? It isn’t four o’clock yet. Another cocktail, darling? Romeo: Thanks. Julia: And anyway, don’t be stupid, darling. That wasn’t the lark, silly. It was the thingummyjig, believe me. Romeo: Rot; it was the lark. The beastly thing’s always singing at this devastating hour of the morning. And it’s getting light and I’d rather leave and live than be…
  • Dueling Pennies

    Greg Ross
    25 Nov 2014 | 10:05 pm
    A certain strange casino offers only one game. The casino posts a positive integer n on the wall, and the customer flips a fair coin repeatedly until it falls tails. If he has tossed n – 1 times, he pays the house 8n – 1 dollars; if he’s tossed n + 1 times, the house pays him 8n dollars; and in all other cases the payoff is zero. The probability of tossing the coin exactly n times is 1/2n, so the customer’s expected winnings are 8n/2n + 1 – 8n – 1/2n – 1 = 4n – 1 for n > 1, and 2 for n = 1. So his expected gain is positive. But suppose it turns…
  • Unquote

    Greg Ross
    25 Nov 2014 | 10:51 am
    “What leapings of the heart must there not have been throughout that long warfare! What moments of terror and triumph! What acts of devotion and desperate wonders of courage!” — H.G. Wells, of prehistoric man
  • Sizing Up

    Greg Ross
    24 Nov 2014 | 10:46 pm
    Two lines divide this equilateral triangle into four sections. The shaded sections have the same area. What is the measure of the obtuse angle between the lines? Click for solution …
  • Podcast Episode 35: Lateral Thinking Puzzles

    Greg Ross
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:41 am
    For this Thanksgiving episode of the Futility Closet podcast, enjoy seven lateral thinking puzzles that didn’t make it onto our regular shows. Solve along with us as we explore some strange scenarios using only yes-or-no questions. Happy Thanksgiving! You can listen using the player above, download this episode directly, or subscribe on iTunes or via the RSS feed at http://feedpress.me/futilitycloset. If you have any questions or comments you can reach us at podcast@futilitycloset.com. Thanks for listening!
 
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    Fib News - Various business entities for your business

  • A Short Overview in Writing Bad Checks

    rock
    26 Nov 2014 | 3:17 am
    Getting written Bad Check Virginia has been one of the most common problems of many people out there and if this is your first time encountering this then it would be ideal for you to get started in knowing and understanding what is it all about. When you say bad check, this refer to the check that has been written with the use of an account that is not really existing or with an account that do not have enough funds to make use and honor the possible amount written in the check. Passing and giving bad checks is actually considered as an illegal act and it could be a big crime in the industry…
  • How to Shred your Hard Drive or even your Computer

    rock
    26 Nov 2014 | 2:22 am
    Do you have a very sensitive, important, confidential, restricted, or top secret data and you wanted to get rid of it? There is a way of getting rid of them by shredding the hard drive. If you were thinking that when you deleted your files, it is nowhere to be found, you’re wrong because the hackers can still retrieve files or data of yours. So the best way of getting rid of them is by shredding.   Here are some pointers and process of doing such thing like shredding your hard drive or computer. First thing to do is to recycle your equipment because this process will help you deal with…
  • Using Coasters as Promotional Items

    rock
    25 Nov 2014 | 4:22 am
    Attracting customers is a great challenge for business owners. Dealing with people with different tastes and demands will definitely require you to make constant efforts to give them what they ask for. Managing your business is something that you have to take seriously if you really want to make a sale. In this case it is a good idea if you can find an effective way on how you can promote your products to people and eventually convince them to purchase from you. One popular way that various businesses are now taking hold of just to enhance the performance of their business is using…
  • What to Consider Before Self-Storage Rental

    rock
    24 Nov 2014 | 3:22 am
    There are so many things to consider before renting a self-storage. The first thing is to actually have a concrete budget. This is necessary before one decides to rent. Maybe, it would also help to ask the manager the intervals in which the rates are raised. This too will contribute. Storage Self rentals vary in prices. This needs to be remembered all the time. For instance, the price sounds reasonable. It would be okay for the manager to be asked. Rents paid before it’s due would also be appropriate. There are options available for the paying. What is even good is the fact that there are…
  • Tips in playing Minecraft Creative Mode

    rock
    20 Nov 2014 | 2:03 am
    Minecraft game is offered in two exciting modes: creative mode and survival mode. The latter gives you limited resources for constructions. You don’t have enough resources for creating your structures so you have to gather them yourselves throughout the game. You also have to deal with dangers on this mode so if you are not ready for such, try the other mode. On creative mode your resources are limitless. Therefore, you can focus on building structures out of your creative mind. You don’t have to deal with monsters that destroy constructions on the survival mode. Minecraft creative mode…
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    Points in Case - Enlightening and Irreverent Comedy

  • The Three Pillars of Colonoscopy Etiquette

    Robby Rothfeld
    27 Nov 2014 | 7:51 am
    Article by Robby Rothfeld Attending a one-camera shoot on location somewhere between your pancreas and what's left of your dignity can present social challenges rarely encountered in the course of even the fullest life on the grandest of stages.You may, for example, be hard pressed to make penetrating small talk when your doctor is about to stretch a lot more than your imagination just before he penetrates your usual veneer of calm composure with a little hard pressure of his own."Hey Doc, if you reach all the way in the back, there should be a cold one in there for you."Even…
  • A Mad Libs Breakup Letter

    Kerreanna DiMauro
    26 Nov 2014 | 1:50 pm
    Article by Kerreanna DiMauro Greg,The unthinkable happened. I no longer enjoy your hickory advice on a potted 401k. Remember the laughs to help you push through your hump day. It's not because your hair is so bad in the morning that dainty bunnies have tried to mate with it. Thankfully, it's everything else wrong with you. This serves as my *slapping forehead breakup letter. I would appreciate it if you returned my Marshall Mathers CDs I need them as they contain the necessary scaffolding for a breakup-themed workout mix. Eminem's lyrics are the perfect weepy toothpaste, whether I'm angry,…
  • Your 3-Step Recipe for Ruining Thanksgiving

    Charles Hartley
    25 Nov 2014 | 2:55 pm
    Article by Charles Hartley Your job this year is to ruin Thanksgiving for everybody. Here are three simple steps to accomplish that. 1. ComplainComplain about the size of the turkey, that it's either too big or too small or looks gross. Complain that it takes too long for the turkey to cook. Complain that your house is too cold and stuffy and too small and unimaginative. Complain there are no comfortable chairs or couches, that the TV doesn't have enough channels. Complain that you don't feel well even though you do. Complain about having a sore back.Complain about the fact that during dinner…
  • How to Seduce Flo from Progressive Insurance, In Your Imagination

    Michael Jenkins
    24 Nov 2014 | 4:34 pm
    Article by Michael Jenkins It's difficult to go an entire day without coming across a Progressive Insurance advertisement and subsequently, their spokesperson; a chipper young lass by the name of Flo. Television spots, full page magazine ads, website banners, radio...she's everywhere! And, as a male, I am biologically obligated to mentally have sex with her. How would it go? What would it be like?Flo is a pretty bland girl. She has no distinctly feminine body structure since she dresses all in white with a smock, and she is so damn happy and upbeat, you'd figure the sex would be really…
  • 13 No Shit Tips for Nailing a Job Interview

    Candice Lee Jones
    21 Nov 2014 | 2:37 pm
    Article by Candice Lee Jones I believe there are two groups of people: those who are naturally awesome at everything they try, and those who are awesome, but struggle to achieve even a fraction of what the other lucky bastards achieve without lifting a finger. The former consists of The Most Interesting Man in the World, Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, and Morgan Freeman. The latter is the rest of us. (Sorry, you're probably in that second category.)While, for the most part, there is nothing inherently wrong with the functionality of our head meat, we may still do or say things that are pretty…
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    Really Funny Jokes

  • Curious Betty

    Mitesh Asher
    27 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Betty was a curious little girl. She asked her mother one day, "Mom, how was I born?"Her mother, careful with her words, said, "God created you."Betty asked, "What about you? Did he create you too?"Her mother replied, "Yes he did, my child."Betty, not satisfied yet, asked, "What about Dad, grandad, grandma?"Her mother replied, "Yes sweety, all of them were created by God."Betty said, "You must be kidding me Mom. Do you really mean no one has made love in the family in the last 100 years? no wonder we are a crazy family!"------------------------------------------------------------Do not copy -…
  • Loud drums

    Mitesh Asher
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Tom: Why can't King Kong play the drums?Jerry: That's because he is too sensitive.-----------------------------------------Do not copy - http://funnyjokes4me.blogspot.com
  • The Maldives experience

    Mitesh Asher
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Mona was discussing her solo trip to Maldives. He told her friend Jasmine that she had a good time. She went on to describe how awesome the beaches of Maldives were.Mona had a twinkle in her eye when she declared she had some good and some bad experiences.Jasmine could not wait to hear it, so she urged Mona to tell her quickly what the experiences were.Mona said, "Well..the good news is....I shared the room with two amazingly handsome men!"Jasmine exclaimed, "Really? What could possibly the bad news?"Mona replied, "They were dating each other."
  • Roma and Soma

    Mitesh Asher
    24 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Roma and Soma were centenarian twin sisters living in an old age home in Kolkata, India. A leading newspaper was doing an article on twin sisters above 100 years of age worldwide. Roma and Soma were contacted for an interview and a photography session. Roma was hard of hearing, so she was a little dependent on Soma.After the interview, the photographer told them he would be taking some snaps.  Roma asked Soma, "What did he say?"Soma replied, "He said he would take our pictures."The photographer then said to them, "Please sit down on the couch."  Roma asked Soma, "What did he…
  • Gloves with money

    Mitesh Asher
    22 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Old Gerald was happy for his granddaughter Betty who was getting married. During the ceremony, he slipped a 1000 dollars into her hands and said she could use it when she felt cranky and wanted to splurge. Betty kissed her grandpa and slid the money in her right glove.Owing to family tradition, Betty and her groom Peter spent their first night in the family mansion. Late in the night, Betty's grandma saw her sneaking out of her bedroom and heading towards another room. She called out to Betty amnd asked, "Where are you going this late?"Betty replied, "Oh, I left my gloves in another room and…
 
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    Very Good Short Funny Jokes | Making Life a Little More Humorous

  • Sporting

    Mitesh Asher
    27 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Mike was taunting Harry, a British guy who was seated next to him in a plane. Mike said, "Your Britishers think you are superior to others, what with your mannerisms and stiff upper lip. Look at me...I just be myself...I am part German, part Swiss, part Pakistani."Harry smiled and said, "That's very sporting of your mom."
  • The womanizing President

    Mitesh Asher
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    This is a funny incident about a former president of the United States well known for his womanizing ways.While the President was at his desk signing some documents, an office person approached him nervously.The President said in an annoyed tone, "What do you want?"The officer said, "Sir, this is the Abortion bill. Please give us your instructions." The President, dismissing him, answered, "Just pay it and don't bother me." 
  • A handsome collection

    Mitesh Asher
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    There was an annal event and meeting of the Lions Club in Goa, India. There were elaborate arrangements, and a band was also called in to make the occasion musical and eventful. After the meeting was over, the speaker announced, "We have organized a charity event for Old Age Home. You are all requested to donate generously. Those who wish to donate kindly stand up and you will be approached by a person who will collect your contributions."Nobody moved. So, the speaker asked the band to play the National Anthem.Everybody had to stand up and there was a handsome collection that evening.
  • Remote story

    Mitesh Asher
    24 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    My friend Ron who works at McDonald's had just taken an order from a customer and when he told her the bill amount, the lady fumbled in her purse to find cash. Ron noticed a remote control protruding out of the side of the purse and asked, "Do you always carry the remote with you?"The lady replied, "No, not always. Only when I have had a fight with my husband!"
  • Knocked flat

    Mitesh Asher
    21 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Jack was walking on a footpath when he stepped off it and into the road, without looking left or right. He was immediately knocked flat by a cyclist.The burly cyclist said to Jack, "You are one hell of a lucky guy."Jack, who hadn't yet picked himself up, yelled, "What do you mean? You crashed into me and it really hurt!"The cyclist said, "I normally drive a truck."
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    The Last King Of Shambhala

  • Batman says "Have a great week" ... my Batman fan art.

    Daniel Newton
    23 Nov 2014 | 1:59 am
    Hey there!  Just thought I'd share some Batman fan art I finished, and wish you a great week at the same time. - Daniel :-P Batman fan art by Daniel Grant Newton
  • Episode #10 of Freaky Freaky Fridays: A Tale Of Two Stories by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    21 Nov 2014 | 4:05 am
    Click here to go back to the previous episode... Click here to go back to where it all started... Hey hey you, I've got an epic Freaky Freaky Fridays webcomic for you this week!  And the ending - you probably won't expect it.  Unless you are psychic, because then you may well expect it.  Enjoy and have a great weekend.  - Daniel Grant Newton Freaky Freaky Fridays webcomic is created by
  • Freaky Freaky Fridays Episode #9: The Y Team

    Daniel Newton
    13 Nov 2014 | 8:08 pm
    Click here to go to last week's episode... Click here to go to the next episode... Click here to go back to the start... Happy Friday,  A new web comic episode for you today. Hooray! And this is a particularly freaky-awesome. Enjoy, Daniel :-) Click here to go to the next episode...
  • 'After the storm comes the sunshine' painting by Daniel Grant Newton

    Daniel Newton
    9 Nov 2014 | 9:23 pm
    'After the storm comes the sunshine' painting by Daniel Grant Newton Hey you! :-) Thought I'd share a painting I recently finished.  I've been feeling the storm clouds of life over the last few weeks, but I know that things will get better and the sunshine will return, and so that was part of the inspiration for this painting ... the other BIGGER part was the charity I am
  • Freaky Freaky Fridays Episode #8: Woo Hoo! Condroodoo.

    Daniel Newton
    6 Nov 2014 | 7:01 pm
    Click here to go to the previous episode... Click here to go to the next episode... Click here to go to the very first episode... Happy Freaky Friday! - from Daniel :-) P.S. Look out for the word of the day "crank" submitted by Anabel Caroline.  If you want to see a word in the next webcomic episode, then put in the comments below!
 
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    BlackHumor.net

  • Funny wedding photos #1

    admin
    9 Nov 2014 | 1:33 am
    Some wedding are really crazy…  
  • Car crash compilation

    admin
    13 Apr 2014 | 8:57 am
    Five minutes of car crash compilation
  • Perfect parking

    admin
    13 Apr 2014 | 8:33 am
    Not only he drive in one wheel…
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    admin
    23 Sep 2013 | 9:32 pm
    Taylor Swift’s Top 3 Boyfriends Once the darling of country music, artist Taylor Swift has gone on to become one of the biggest recording artists in the world. Her high profile has helped her sell millions of records worldwide, in addition to propelling her celebrity status into the stratosphere. Along the way, Taylor has been covered as much for her music and her fashion choices as for her at times tumultuous relationships – often with similarly high profile celebrities. There’s been a few of them, but Taylor’s relationships are often the direct inspiration for her hit songs,…
  • Bentley the Bulldog Puppy is fussy

    admin3
    12 Apr 2013 | 2:21 am
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    Mitchieville

  • Vivienne Westwood – Don’t Let Them Eat Cake

    The Mayor
    26 Nov 2014 | 2:05 pm
    In an interview with The Telegraph UK, “fashion designer” Vivienne Westwood gives us her thoughts on obesity among Britain’s poor: “People who can’t afford to buy organic food should eat less and stop getting fat.” Whether you agree with Vivienne Westwood’s comments or not, whether you think she is right or wrong or somewhere in the middle, the one thing The Mayor is positive we can all agree on is that it is hard to take someone seriously when they are as fucking ugly as Vivienne Westwood. If Scarlett Johansson had said those same words as Vivienne…
  • It’s True, The Mayor IS Alive

    The Mayor
    20 Nov 2014 | 4:54 pm
    Call it a Christmas miracle, The Mayor is alive. Do you want to know what a true miracle would have been? If The Mayor was actually near death and somehow pulled through, but that’s nowhere near the truth. The truth isn’t important, what is important is that this shit-can website is back and running and the posts will start flowing like illegal/legal Mexicans through a porous American border. Though not right away, The Mayor is busy for the next few days. Maybe Fenris might put up a post or three, if someone can wake him from his drunken stupor. Mitchieville is back in business.
  • Baking Bread In The Black & Decker Automatic Breadmaker 2000 With Sean Connery

    The Mayor
    24 Mar 2014 | 4:57 pm
    Shay, what do you think of the big collar, Hawaiian shirt under a shport’s jacket look I’m shportin’? Ya, it’s pretty shitty, isn’t it? Sean Connery knows that with each pashing day he’s shtarting to resemble a human catheter more and more, but that doesn’t mean I shtill can’t make the most kick ash loaf of bread you’ll ever eat. Case in point, I am preparing some delishish Apple Oat Bread. You need to ashemble a cast of indrediants firsht: milk, apple jiush, butta, shuga. shalt, chinomon, white flour, oats, and a bunch of dry yeasht.
  • Malaysian 777 Found

    The Mayor
    21 Mar 2014 | 7:10 am
    Typically The Mayor would scoff at a story such as this, but the evidence is the evidence, and ya can’t beat the evidence. Imagine, the 777 was hijacked by aliens. ISLAMIC alien hijackers, no doubt.
  • The Man Hug – It Ends Today

    The Mayor
    18 Mar 2014 | 8:27 am
    Other than sticking your fingers inside a smelly Tim Horton’s coffee cup in order to roll up the rim in the hopes of winning a donut or coffee, or drinking out of another persons water bottle, there are very few things in life as appalling as The Man Hug. We, as a peoples, managed to live on this earth for the better part of 72, 850 years without The Man Hug, but somewhere around 2005, some arsehole, or arseholes found it necessary to introduce this scourge into our every day life. This abomination must stop. And it must stop today. There are very few reasons to embrace another man. If…
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    theboss
    26 Nov 2014 | 5:48 am
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    26 Nov 2014 | 5:47 am
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  • Derek Quotes – Lines From Channel 4 Comedy Drama Episodes

    Channel 4 Programs
    26 Aug 2014 | 1:42 pm
    Created and starring Ricky Gervais Derek has proved a big success. It is a series which has no set genre. As Ricky has said himself before, if it makes you laugh it’s comedy, makes you cry it’s drama. And if both happen then it’s like real life. Lines From Episodes of Derek These... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit the website for full content by clicking the title! ]]
  • QI Episode Quotes and Statistics – by Stephen Fry and Guests

    theboss
    26 Aug 2014 | 1:23 pm
    QI is the popular BBC comedy which has been running for many years now. Here are some funny lines from the show as well as statistics in book. Some of the series have been released on DVD, and you can also get an interactive DVD game if you think you have the knowledge to score positive points!... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit the website for full content by clicking the title! ]]
  • Blackadder Goes Forth Quotes and Classic Clips!

    BBC Programs
    22 Aug 2014 | 7:32 am
    Probably the best of all the series of Blackadder written by Richard Curtis & Ben Elton. Blackadder Goes Forth was a brilliant mix of clever lines, cheesy jokes and a bit of silliness (remember the court case for the lovely, plump, speckily pigeon called Speckled Jim), all wrapped around a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit the website for full content by clicking the title! ]]
 
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    Fair City News

  • Downscale Housing Development Announced

    FairCityNews.com
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:58 am
    New and unusual housing available soon Springfield, MO – Not to be outdone by exclusive, upscale residential developments cropping up on the outskirts of Springfield, a local developer has broken ground on a new, but not-so-country-club-atmosphere neighborhood. The Gulleys at Ferrell Hog has entered its first phase of development now that real estate speculator, Bub Coy, has finalized purchase of the land selected for the community. Coy spoke to Fair City News regarding some details, as well as his personal philosophy on the American Dream, home ownership. “Out east of town they got…
  • MSU Opens Community Catbox

    FairCityNews.com
    14 Nov 2014 | 5:24 am
    Crappin’ cats take court Springfield, MO – Though it will be used in the summer as a sand volleyball court, MSU athletic department officials  have come to an agreement with CCLS (Crazy Cat Ladies of Springfield), to utilize the new, enormous sand pit as a gathering place in the off season for both stray and kept cats in Central Springfield. Myrtle Stokely, current president of CCLS, told Fair City News that they have simply been seeking equal rights for felines ever since the city opened a dog park on the south side several years ago. “Do cats not merit equal rights and…
  • Snake Oil

    FairCityNews.com
    12 Nov 2014 | 6:50 am
  • Cold Prevents Zombie Uprising

    FairCityNews.com
    31 Oct 2014 | 5:56 am
    Surveillance camera captures zombies fearing cold temps Springfield, MO – Insiders learned that hundreds of undead have postponed plans to overtake Springfield, MO due to frigid temperatures during a breach in a zombie gathering today beneath the city in a tunnel near downtown. “I hear them say ‘too cold’ and ‘postpone’ in between disjointed moans,” said Alex Lopinop, a zombie hunter and founder of Zombies In Our Nation (Z.I.O.N). Lopinop is a world-renowned zombie hunter and has been stationed in Greene County for several months tracking, monitoring and taking out threatening…
  • Persimmon Chopsticks Seed Indicate GODZILLA!

    FairCityNews.com
    29 Oct 2014 | 6:00 am
    Persimmon seed chopsticks predict monster invasion Springfield, MO – According to weather folklore, the seed of a persimmon can give clues about an upcoming winter’s weather patterns; the fork, knife and spoon shapes are indicators to what winter may hold. However, this fall the seeds have yielded a rare shape, the chopsticks, and speculation is rampant as horticulturists try to find a meaning behind the message. “Chopsticks in a persimmon seed? Never heard of it,” said native Ozarker Eric Timmonsber, “Seems like someone planted their persimmons incorrectly.” Others are less…
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    Noise to Signal

  • Bumpy ride

    rob
    23 Nov 2014 | 8:02 am
    Thanks, Uber, for giving me the chance to combine two of the issues I hold dearest to my heart: privacy, and awkward forced conversation with strangers. See more cartoons about social media, business and the way we live and work online at Noise to Signal Cartoon
  • My humps

    rob
    2 Nov 2014 | 11:44 pm
    It may not look like it, but this cartoon was 16 years in the making. (Give that drawing a driver’s license!) I first had the idea for it in 1998. I can even remember where: the NOW Communications office at 401 West Georgia. I related it to a few friends, who snickered and urged me to draw it, so I did. And discovered I really couldn’t draw camels. I’d say they looked like hideously mutated cows, except I couldn’t draw cows, either. (Still can’t. It’s a form of lactose intolerance.) But a decade and a half makes a difference. So here you go. By the way,…
  • Just some troll

    rob
    30 Oct 2014 | 5:11 pm
    There is no shortage of hot-button issues to yell at other about on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube. (Maybe less so on Pinterest. The comments seem a lot more civilized there.) And it’s really, really easy to decide the other party in a shouting match is a troll, because nobody could seriously believe the outrageous crap they’re spouting, right? Enter Alexandra Samuel’s “How to Survive an Online Sex Scandal,” spurred by a recent Canadian controversy. (To my American friends who think that’s an oxymoron, how dare you?!) It’s not, as the name suggests, a…
  • Recreational misogyny

    rob
    12 Oct 2014 | 1:28 am
    I’m starting to think we’ve reached a tipping point on the issue of misogyny in video games in particular, and a big chunk of tech culture more generally. To get here, it’s taken a lot of courage from a lot of women. One of the most notable is Anita Sarkeesian, whose video series has done more than anything else I can think of to force a conversation on the issue. It’s also drawn a backlash: some of the ugliest, most vicious responses I’ve ever seen. There’s a lot further to go. If you’d like to support her work, you can make a donation here. Updated:…
  • Ello isn’t Facebook. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.

    rob
    25 Sep 2014 | 4:07 pm
    A new social network has launc— WAIT! Don’t run away! For quite a while, Alex and I were constantly hearing from people who wanted us to help them build “the Facebook of x“, where x was some industrial vertical, demographic or affinity group. Nearly all of those folks hadn’t taken into account the fact that, with a large and growing share of the population, Facebook was already the Facebook of x. But now there’s Ello, which has no ambitions to be the Facebook of anything. They don’t want to be Facebook at all: Your social network is owned by advertisers.
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    Sam Reeves Blog

  • What To Do with a Sore Throat When You're Bored

    Sam Reeves
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:56 pm
  • Fantasy Sci-Fi Network Interview

    Sam Reeves
    23 Jul 2014 | 11:20 am
    Kasper Beaumont of the Fantasy Sci-Fi Network recently interviewed me. It is a bit long-winded but at least there is the occasional writer tip and ideas in the care for your favorite pet chicken. Kasper was great. I hope you like it. You can read it here.http://goo.gl/wnBWEs
  • Work in Progress, Progress

    Sam Reeves
    20 Jun 2014 | 8:22 pm
    Today marks exactly one month since I decided to start maintaining a consistent daily word count.  That is the longest I have ever gone without at least taking a day off. I have been tempted several times, but so far so good. I started with a very modest 250 words per day goal. Sometimes writers sabotage themselves by tackling a goal that causes them to burn out quickly. I thought that 250 words was easily do-able for a couple of weeks, which is what I have heard is the length of time required to build a habit. After that, I began increasing my daily word count by 125 words per week.
  • Father's Day

    Sam Reeves
    15 Jun 2014 | 1:16 pm
    My Father's Day presents. Happy day to my fellow fathers out there!
  • Star Trek and Candyman Autographs

    Sam Reeves
    11 Jun 2014 | 6:15 pm
    I stumbled across these today in my files and thought I would share. I met several of the Star Trek cast in Tulsa, Oklahoma.Chase Masterson is one of the nicest people I have ever met, celebrity or otherwise. Star Trek fans will probably remember her as Leeta from Deep Space Nine. I did not get to talk much with John de Lancie ("Q"). He was nice but quiet.Tony Todd is very cool. As seen here, he is Candyman, but he was also Worf's brother Kurn from Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. When I met him, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen had just premiered. (He was the voice of…
 
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    Words, Pictures, Humor

  • Thankfully condensed for your pleasure

    drewdernavich
    27 Nov 2014 | 5:31 am
    The guy who I did this with has launched a new thing online: TL;DR Wikipedia, which I’m now writing for, because the actual Wikipedia is too long and too boring. We put up new entries every day. Check it out today in between rounds of gorging yourself on turkey – and Happy Thanksgiving!
  • Not buying: the new stealing

    drewdernavich
    12 Nov 2014 | 9:48 am
    Here’s my cartoon in this week’s New Yorker, done with Black Friday in mind. But it could also apply to anytime in December, or early January, or President’s weekend if it was at a car dealership, or Valentine’s Day, or – you get the idea. This is America, after all. Does anybody else sometimes feel like you’ve got to sneak out of a store if you’ve been there awhile and haven’t bought anything? My initial sketch cut the figures off at the knees, which is an awkward place to do it. The are no rules for this kind of thing, at least nowhere in the…
  • Paleo Gym

    drewdernavich
    9 Sep 2014 | 2:20 pm
    I’m in the New Yorker again this week with a cartoon began as this idea: Yup. “The gym,” with some cavemen standing around and large boulders on the ground. It’s a fragment of an idea, that I wrote down a while ago and figured that I’d do something with it later. But I kept looking at it and thinking “meh” and moving on to other fully-realized ideas. This happens a lot. When I go to draw my weekly batch, I paw through my sketchbook and if a concept requires too much work, then sometimes I leave it for another day. I did that a couple times with this,…
  • What does your wine label say about you?

    drewdernavich
    18 Aug 2014 | 6:00 pm
    I don’t know anything about wine (although I did this cartoon about the language of wine). I prefer whiskey, honestly. But sometimes you have to buy a bottle of wine. And when I do, I’m just as likely to be influenced by the label as anything else, because – yeah, art. I made a list over at Curator about the different categories of wine label design, and what each says about it’s buyer. Read it here.  
  • Wrecking Brush

    drewdernavich
    17 Aug 2014 | 6:13 pm
    The 21st Precinct police building, on East 22nd St in New York City, is a long-defunct building targeted for demolition. But before it gets the wrecking ball, it is the temporary home of a plethora of great wall art, curated by Robert Aloia. Brooklyn Street Art has the story behind the exhibit as well as a good documentation of images, so I won’t merely repost anything that you can see there. But I went to the opening this weekend (it is up for one more week) and here are some shots from that. It was hot, crowded, and claustrophobic, but as they wrote at BSA, there aren’t too…
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    Iced Borscht » Iced Borscht

  • One to Grow On

    MC
    14 Nov 2014 | 9:25 am
    There are two rules to living well. The first is, don’t sweat the little shit. The second is, it’s all little shit. In other words, it’s all okay. We may be lost, but we’re way ahead of schedule. — poet soul-warrior David Lee Roth  
  • PLEASE, I NEED THIS FOR CHRISTMAS

    MC
    12 Nov 2014 | 12:35 pm
    2015 Social Justice Kittens Calendar by Sean Tejaratchi (h/t @Heminator) UPDATE: My mom did me a solid and purchased this item for me.
  • “…every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.”

    MC
    4 Nov 2014 | 11:14 am
    The state—or, to make the matter more concrete, the government — consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can’t get, and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time it is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of…
 
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  • Nun Has Orgasm During Beaver TSA Pat-Down

    27 Nov 2014 | 11:54 am
    The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire]
  • New Workplace Scream Room® A Huge Stress-Busting Success

    27 Nov 2014 | 11:54 am
    Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been launched. [Satire]
  • Obscene College Football Halftime Show Shocks Nation

    27 Nov 2014 | 11:54 am
    The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival team's mascot. [Satire]
  • Christine O'Donnell Bloodies Delaware Democrat On Election Eve

    27 Nov 2014 | 11:54 am
    A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. [Satire]
  • Mobsters Behind 2010 Dallas Cowboys Embarrassment?

    27 Nov 2014 | 11:54 am
    Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is suspected to be intimately involved throughout. [Satire]
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    Krapsody - the place to find out of the ordinary humor.

  • Go Ahead, Meme Me

    20 Nov 2014 | 9:00 am
    |Nov. 20, 2014 "1,478,954,217,389 allegations of rape? Have another pudding pop. Zipzopzubittybop!" - Bill Cosby (sources: childhood ruined -- *sobs uncontrollably) [Read Full Story]
  • Boss Hogg Desperately Seeking Sugar Baby

    14 Nov 2014 | 8:00 am
    | Nov. 14, 2014 Recently Georgia State University ranked at the top of the list of 20 colleges with the highest number of sugar babies. For those unfamiliar with the practice, a sugar baby is a young person who provides companionship to an older sugar daddy (or mommy) in exchange for money and... [Read Full Story]
  • In Memoriam of Jollybags

    6 Nov 2014 | 7:00 am
    | Nov. 16, 2014 Dear whomever left a used condom at the end of my driveway, Please quit leaving your discarded prophylactics lying around for others to see, or possibly have to pickup. It was basically lying in the street, but still. You are disgusting. Did you drop it there because you wanted... [Read Full Story]
  • Survey Says Ebola Is a Real Thing That Is Just About as Dangerous as Cigarettes

    29 Oct 2014 | 8:00 am
    | Oct. 29, 2014 The Ebola virus (or E-bola, the electronic virus that infects computers), an epidemic in West Africa, has spread to computers worldwide, leading the United States Computer Emergency Readiness Team to declare an emergency. The team is working closely with Intel Security to... [Read Full Story]
  • Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Puts the Nasty in Dynasty

    30 Dec 2013 | 10:54 am
    | Dec. 30, 2013 In this stunning, never-before-seen and recently uncovered video, Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson has some hobbies that most people will find far outside the mainstream. Drink up, wise quacker, your beard needs lots of nourishment--giving the rest of us a real reason to "fear... [Read Full Story]
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    Comedy Of A Cowgirl

  • Writing of a Song

    OL Shepp
    19 Nov 2014 | 11:46 am
    “Keep what’s worth keeping, never mind what you might’ve lost Remember what’s worth remembering, forget what you’ve already forgot Love those worth loving, though they’ve been known to hate and Live, cause life’s worth living, because now is never too late.” -O.L. Shepp The Music of our lives Filed under: Entertainment, lyrics, Music, quotes, song, writing Tagged: Arts, lyrics, music, quotes, Songs, writing
 
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    Paul O'Flaherty

  • What’s Your Reputation Worth? Why It’s Okay To Say “I Can’t Do That”…

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:57 pm
    When I started freelancing and consulting, back when I was young, good-looking, idealistic and proudly rode my Brontosaurus to work, I made the same mistakes as many budding freelancers and consultants –  I accepted work that I really shouldn’t have because I wanted to ensure that next paycheck. Hey, don’t judge me! Do you have any […]
  • Farewell To Some Old Friends

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    21 Oct 2014 | 12:37 pm
    If you’ve arrived at this blog post expecting to find a post on UrlyBits, Geek Is Awesome or Unfollowing Jesus, then I’m sorry to say that those sites have been discontinued. Well actually I’m not sorry because all good things must come to an end. Building and maintaining these sites have been an amazing provider […]
  • They Didn’t Think It Through – Browsing WordPress Mobile Theme Stores

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    21 Aug 2014 | 1:58 pm
    I was looking for inspiration for a mobile site design today, trawling WordPress theme stores, when I noticed a particularly stupid and unhelpful trend. The image you see below is what I get when I visit the demo for a mobile theme on a mobile browser. Yes, that’s right – you’re looking at the full […]
  • Medical Practices Simply Can’t Afford To Skimp On IT Infrastructure

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    23 Jul 2014 | 6:06 am
    The Earth orbits the Sun, and medical practices can’t afford to skimp on IT infrastructure… some facts are simply immutable. Normally I would proclaim that any business can’t afford to skimp on its IT infrastructure, but given the current climate where just having a Windows XP machine connected to your network is a HIPAA violation, I’ve clearly […]
  • Please Just Be Honest When Asking For A Link Removal

    paul@pauloflaherty.com (Paul O'Flaherty)
    22 Jul 2014 | 12:20 pm
    Can we just be honest when asking people to update or remove links? It happens to all sites. Links move or change, posts occasionally get deleted, categories get restructured and despite your best intentions, you still have broken links coming into your site. At this point you can either set up 301 redirects to a […]
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    Really Funny Jokes

  • Curious Betty

    Mitesh Asher
    27 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Betty was a curious little girl. She asked her mother one day, "Mom, how was I born?"Her mother, careful with her words, said, "God created you."Betty asked, "What about you? Did he create you too?"Her mother replied, "Yes he did, my child."Betty, not satisfied yet, asked, "What about Dad, grandad, grandma?"Her mother replied, "Yes sweety, all of them were created by God."Betty said, "You must be kidding me Mom. Do you really mean no one has made love in the family in the last 100 years? no wonder we are a crazy family!"------------------------------------------------------------Do not copy -…
  • Loud drums

    Mitesh Asher
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Tom: Why can't King Kong play the drums?Jerry: That's because he is too sensitive.-----------------------------------------Do not copy - http://funnyjokes4me.blogspot.com
  • The Maldives experience

    Mitesh Asher
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Mona was discussing her solo trip to Maldives. He told her friend Jasmine that she had a good time. She went on to describe how awesome the beaches of Maldives were.Mona had a twinkle in her eye when she declared she had some good and some bad experiences.Jasmine could not wait to hear it, so she urged Mona to tell her quickly what the experiences were.Mona said, "Well..the good news is....I shared the room with two amazingly handsome men!"Jasmine exclaimed, "Really? What could possibly the bad news?"Mona replied, "They were dating each other."
  • Roma and Soma

    Mitesh Asher
    24 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Roma and Soma were centenarian twin sisters living in an old age home in Kolkata, India. A leading newspaper was doing an article on twin sisters above 100 years of age worldwide. Roma and Soma were contacted for an interview and a photography session. Roma was hard of hearing, so she was a little dependent on Soma.After the interview, the photographer told them he would be taking some snaps.  Roma asked Soma, "What did he say?"Soma replied, "He said he would take our pictures."The photographer then said to them, "Please sit down on the couch."  Roma asked Soma, "What did he…
  • Gloves with money

    Mitesh Asher
    22 Nov 2014 | 12:01 am
    Old Gerald was happy for his granddaughter Betty who was getting married. During the ceremony, he slipped a 1000 dollars into her hands and said she could use it when she felt cranky and wanted to splurge. Betty kissed her grandpa and slid the money in her right glove.Owing to family tradition, Betty and her groom Peter spent their first night in the family mansion. Late in the night, Betty's grandma saw her sneaking out of her bedroom and heading towards another room. She called out to Betty amnd asked, "Where are you going this late?"Betty replied, "Oh, I left my gloves in another room and…
 
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    Funny Strange, by Lori Culwell

  • Best Halloween Candy, According to Us

    Lori Culwell
    13 Nov 2014 | 5:22 pm
    Well well well, is it mid-November already?   I feel like it was just October, and we were just watching the Shining in the dark with all the lights out so we didn't have to give out any candy, all Scrooge-like.  Actually, we just do that for effect.  We never get any trick-or-treaters anymore.  Is trick-or-treating even still a thing?   Here's that Halloween Candy post everyone seems to like, just in case you haven't read it.   That was from back when we actually DID give out candy. Now, though, we don't eat as much candy anymore, but we did have quite an amusing conversation about it.
  • Stephan and Hudson start a band...

    Lori Culwell
    6 Nov 2014 | 8:56 pm
    via Instagram
  • Just....no.

    Lori Culwell
    3 Nov 2014 | 12:54 pm
    via Instagram
  • New! Fresh! Exciting!

    Lori Culwell
    22 Oct 2014 | 12:26 pm
    So, two new things for today!   For one, I wrote an article encouraging you to get yourself a website so you don't miss your "big moment" when it arrives.  You can find that right here.  If you read that article, you might notice that I mention a course on websites, so I am going to go ahead and make an announcement about that now as well.  You guys!  MY FIRST COURSE HAS LAUNCHED!    I am super excited about it.  It's called "How to Make a Website," and I can honestly say I put a ton of work into it (like, most of this year), and if you have a website or need a website, I think this…
  • What could this possibly mean? #confusing

    Lori Culwell
    1 Oct 2014 | 10:18 am
    via Instagram
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    Now That's Nifty

  • 15 Unique and Cool Wedding Rings

    20 Nov 2014 | 12:58 pm
    Wedding rings don't have to be boring bands, or regular old solitaires. No, wedding bands can be a reflection of your personality, even if you personality is extremely annoying. Check out these 15... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Cute Dog Teaches Cute Baby How to Jump Cutely

    19 Nov 2014 | 8:18 am
    Well if this isn't adorable, I don't know what is. This dog seems to be teaching this baby how to jump. Thanks Liftable ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Epic Dude Rides Mountain Bike Epically

    17 Nov 2014 | 9:07 am
    The Ridge is the brand new film from Danny Macaskill... For the first time in one of his films Danny climbs aboard a mountain bike and returns to his native home of the Isle of Skye in Scotland to... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Sketchy Water Fountain

    14 Nov 2014 | 12:59 pm
    First of all, water is gross. Second, water from a bathroom is gross. Third, water that appears to be connected to urinals, delicious. Thanks Bits and Pieces ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
  • Nifty Link Dump

    14 Nov 2014 | 12:55 pm
    Here are some cool links from Look at This and Bits and Pieces. 46 Brilliant Life Hacks Every Human Being Needs To Make Life Easier World’s Foremost Bedpan Collector’s Collection Rigging up... ***This is a content summary only. Visit Now That's Nifty for full links, other content, and more.***
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    Funny pictures and photos

  • Funny telephone picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    16 Nov 2014 | 11:24 am
    Many years passed since those old telephones. This funny phone picture shows who is the grandmother of the cell phones that we all use today. It's a cartoon so it would be quite more entertaining. I really enjoy it and this is a reason to think about the past.By the way here you can check Top 100 Cell Phones & Accessories.
  • Funny cat picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    26 Oct 2014 | 3:29 pm
    Cats are so lovely animals! ♥ Really often we meet cats on the street, in the park... They look so kind and lovely and you would have liked to take them home... Here is one funny cat pic that will show you such a different and interesting situation of such a cat that I am not sure what likes more- the food or the people in the house! LoL...Here are another cute and funny cats.
  • Funny weight loss picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    26 Sep 2014 | 2:05 pm
    This looks like a good and funny weight loss pic. Looks interesting and true...By the way, here is a good weight loss product that will surely help you lose weight fast and 100% healthy!
  • Funny giraffe picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    6 Sep 2014 | 11:48 am
    Hi. This is a really funny giraffe pic I am not really sure why it is over the tree, but it looks crazy and entertaining :DAlso, check out this funny cat pic.
  • Funny cat picture

    Plamen Ivanov
    11 Jul 2014 | 5:50 am
    Hello everybody. Today I found one really interesting and entertaining cat pic that I am sure you will like. A cat and a mouse together, go check it out below!By the way, here is another cool and funny cat picture that is currently on a diet! Visit http://dogtrainingfoundation.com to find out more regarding labrador retriever health problems.
 
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    mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys

  • Chthonic Monsters — Theseus Meets the Minotaur

    Mark A. Rayner
    27 Nov 2014 | 9:00 am
    This is from a novel-in-progress, in which the characters tell one another many different stories, but I thought I would share here it here the blog. Alas, it it too long to put up in one post, so I’ll put … Continue reading →
  • Chthonic Monsters — Theseus Goes to Crete

    Mark A. Rayner
    25 Nov 2014 | 8:52 am
    This is from a novel-in-progress, in which the characters tell one another many different stories, but I thought I would share one of those stories here the blog. Alas, it it too long to put up in one post, so … Continue reading →
  • Pozo and Mr. Savage

    Mark A. Rayner
    16 Nov 2014 | 10:09 am
    They lived on the margins of society as a travelling entertainment act. A classic clown-and-baboon show, in the old Czech style. They had terrorized a generation of Eastern European children. Pozo the Clown (once known to his family and a … Continue reading →
  • Selected Media Fads Through the Ages

    Mark A. Rayner
    3 Nov 2014 | 4:45 am
    24,000-22,000 BC: chunky fertility goddess statues (pictured at right: notice the prominent and large brains.) 10,000 BC: cave painting 4,000 BC: ziggurat construction 3,000-1,250 BC: pyramid raising (later revived by Mesoamericans and I.M. Pei) 1480-1700: Witch burning 1500s: homoerotic sonnet … Continue reading →
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    Chandra Clarke

  • Not Worth The Paper It’s Printed On

    Chandra Clarke
    24 Nov 2014 | 2:17 am
    Chandra Clarke It’s official: I’m doomed. The good news first. Scientists are developing a way to build brain tissue, cell by cell, so that they can have near complete control over how a graft is constructed. The bad news? They’re using ink-jet printer technology to do it. It’s part of a new method of manufacturing, commonly called […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • All Talk And No Action

    Chandra Clarke
    7 Nov 2014 | 8:23 am
    Chandra Clarke When you have been to as many conferences as I have, especially those dealing with politics and public policy, you start to see the same people. Not necessarily the same faces, but the same types. Let’s see if you recognize some of them too: Details, Details — This is the fellow who, who presented with a […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • Many Are Called, But…

    Chandra Clarke
    26 Oct 2014 | 6:26 am
    Chandra Clarke If you live in a city, you probably think that cell phones are ubiquitous. You see people using them in the grocery store, or while driving their car and even while in the bathroom. As hard as it may be to believe, there are still plenty of places in the world where cell phone coverage […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • Dear Facebook, please ban motivational quote pictures

    Chandra Clarke
    10 Oct 2014 | 8:06 am
    Chandra Clarke Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some positive thinking and encouraging words. But if I see one more post that quotes the Dalai Lama, Albert Einstein, or Sophocles, I may barf. You see, before digitization made it uber easy to share inspirational words, we only got occasional doses of motivation by picking up a […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
  • Wake Up And Smell The Tiger

    Chandra Clarke
    27 Sep 2014 | 8:44 am
    Chandra Clarke On those days when you’re fed up with your job, it’s always wise to remember that it probably doesn’t rank as one of the worst in the world. Consider the folks who are currently developing a pest repellent based on… tiger dung. Indeed, rank is probably the key word here. Leave aside for the moment […] Chandra Clarke - This material is safe for work. No really, it is.
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    Sweet Mother

  • The Youtube Experience, As I See It

    Anonymous Good Person
    10 Nov 2014 | 3:45 pm
      A new “My So Called Digital Life” post comes out on Thursday. Stay tuned. Oh and if you’re in the mood for more stuff, there’s always MY NEW OBSESSION, CLICK NOW!
 
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    Stuff You Couldn't Make Up

  • The Annual Meeting of the Summer Tires Club

    SYCMU
    24 Nov 2014 | 11:24 am
    Don’t forget to switch to winter tires for those cold snowy days. You don’t want to get stuck in the middle of the road, or join the annual meeting of the summer tires club.   The post The Annual Meeting of the Summer Tires Club appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Sea Lion Jumps Inside Boat

    SYCMU
    8 Nov 2014 | 5:36 pm
    Crazy Sea Lion jumps on boat. Watch him as he swims fast and chases the boat after he smells the fish. Then he jumps on board to get a taste. The post Sea Lion Jumps Inside Boat appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Could Not Connect to Translation Service

    SYCMU
    3 Nov 2014 | 9:25 pm
    At least it is spelled right! Could not connect to translation service The post Could Not Connect to Translation Service appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • Happiness and Sleep Are Closely Related

    SYCMU
    3 Nov 2014 | 9:18 pm
    Happiness is not having to set your alarm for the next day! The post Happiness and Sleep Are Closely Related appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
  • I Am Just Calling to Say…

    SYCMU
    3 Nov 2014 | 9:08 pm
    The post I Am Just Calling to Say… appeared first on Stuff You Couldn't Make Up.
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    The Daft Gadgets Daily Rant

  • The Newest Redcat Racing 1/10 Scale Brushless RC Truck & SUV is the Blackout

    Jason Scott
    7 Nov 2014 | 12:19 pm
    Are you ready for an adrenaline explosion? Fast and powerful, the Blackout XTE PRO is equipped with a powerful KV3800 brushless electric motor, with heat sink, and forward/reverse ESC. Ready to run out of the box, the Blackout XTE PRO is eager to heat up the neighborhood. Complete with LIPO battery and charger, this monster truck has everything needed to get started. Shaft driven 4WD provides you with the necessary traction to maneuver the toughest obstacles and the forward/reverse ESC is beneficial in navigating tight spots. Lightweight plastic chassis, four aluminum capped oil filled coil…
  • Redcat Racing’s Rampage Chimera EP Pro in Action

    Jason Scott
    15 Jul 2014 | 7:18 am
      The new Redcat Rampage Chimera EP Pro Recently Redcat Racing launched the new Chimera EP Pro 1/5th scale RC sand rail RC buggy.  With dual 11.1v LIPO batteries, 2.4GHZ control, 150A electronic speed controller and brushless motor, the Rampage Chimera arrives ready to run! Check out the video below for the action. Sneak Preview Redcat Racing 1 5 Scale Gas Rampage Redcat Racing Rampage CHIMERA SR 1 5 Scale Gas Sand Rail. Meet the newest member of the Redact Racing Rampage Family the 1 5 Scale Gas Sand Rail CHIMERA SR. With the same great motor you’ve come to love.… redcat…
  • RC Vehicle Will Not Start When Starter Cord is Pulled

    Jason Scott
    1 Apr 2014 | 5:32 am
    Concern: My vehicle will not start up when I pull the starter cable. Solution: The initial point that lots of brand-new owners of Nitro Cars should understand is that a Glow Plug Igniter is required. The Glow Plug Igniter needs to be completely charged before affixing it to the glow plug. If it is totally charged and it is affixed to the Glow Plug a good connection will be made. Secondly, if the above is done correctly you need to inspect to see if the problem is that gas is reaching the carburetor. This can be accomplished by holding your finger over the exhaust opening and providing a…
  • RC Air Filters: A Quick Tip on Protecting Your Redcat Racing Engine

    Jason Scott
    24 Mar 2014 | 5:50 am
    Be it a gas or nitro engine, the most vital thing you can do is keep the evil dirt and wetness out. Dirt is the most harmful predator to a gas or nitro engine and we can keep it out with correct air filter upkeep. Keep your air filter clean and make use of air filter pretreatment oil. A Clean air filter A clean redcat air filter permits your engine to breathe effectively. A blocked air filter will trigger an engine to run rich, which will not harm the engine, simply trigger poor efficiency. If the filter is covered in dirt, it might trigger some air to slip into small spaces in between the…
  • 10 Quick and Easy RC Racing and Setup Techniques

    Jason Scott
    17 Mar 2014 | 9:30 am
    Great ideas from rccaraction.com on how you can prepare and setup for a race. 1. Neutral Setup Go with the box-stock setups and set up the popular tires at your track. When you do begin making modifications, make one at a time and see how it affects or improves your car’s performance. As you get a feel for the track design and your vehicle, gradually make your setup more aggressive. 2. Standards After your race, don’t focus too much on your lap times. When your average lap times get closer to your fastest lap time, you know you are improving. Everything else will fall in place. 3.
 
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    Love and Knuckles

  • Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Are You Stalking Me?

    Kate
    26 Nov 2014 | 11:45 am
    BRANDI The time had come for Brandi to move again. Just when she was getting used to the carpeting or the toilet that always clogs she’d had to pack up and move into another rental. Luckily she was making enough money these days to employ a moving company to haul her belongings. They were sweet kids and did a great job moving her leather couches, but she paid them in Monopoly money and sexually harassed them. One lucky fellow had to have sex with her after all the boxes had been emptied and the stripper pole was installed in the front foyer. Brandi, you see, was no longer dating JR,…
  • This Is What Happened When I Attempted A New Workout

    Kate
    21 Nov 2014 | 11:57 am
    When one is given the opportunity to try a new exercise class they should take it, and take it I did. I trekked across town to take a class at The Bari Studio known for being New York City’s best hybrid workout infusing three core elements: sensory cardio, trampoline cardio, and muscle sculpting. (They have a studio they just opened in Newport Beach). I rate exercise classes by the following criteria: 1. My ability to complete the class without leakage. (Three children have made their way out of my lady cavity). 2. Good music. And by good music I mean Kool & The Gang, Cobra…
  • An Inside Look At The Life Of A Stay-At-Home Dad

    Kate
    20 Nov 2014 | 3:10 pm
    Stay-At-Home I found myself engulfed in a hilarious conversation one morning with a stay-at-home dad at school drop off about the frustrations that come when your toddler wants to start wearing makeup. “Let’s face it, my house is already trashed,” he said. “But these plastic makeup kits fall apart and guess who has to clean it up? Me!”  He also hated stickers and didn’t like it when his daughter posed in front of the mirror because he worried she would be focusing too much on how she looked. I couldn’t understand why we hadn’t already been…
  • A Letter To My Son On His 3rd Birthday

    Kate
    19 Nov 2014 | 9:39 pm
    My Boy, Three years ago I went into labor after our neighbor Kim suggested I walk the malls to get things going. You were four days overdue and although I was becoming uncomfortable I was reminded of the advice of my OBGYN. “You know that when the baby comes out you will have to take care of him.” So I took a few laps around Nordstrom’s, picked up a pair of Tory Burch flats, and returned home to let your father know that I was pretty sure my water was about break all over the kitchen floor, but I’d need to eat an enormous bowl of spaghetti before I was trapped in a…
  • Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Recap

    Kate
    18 Nov 2014 | 9:34 pm
    It was a new day in the Hills of Beverly.. The sun still rose and set. Implants were removed and replaced. Foreheads were frozen and Kyle, per tradition continued preparations for her annual party, which celebrates the bridal industry. Kyle Kyle was pleased with the way her daughters were growing, even Portia, the west coast Milania of Housewives offspring. Mauricio’s business had grown, so their white party had to accommodate his clients and local agents so he could cultivate relationships and use it as a tax write-off. 4 years ago it was just a family party with white couches and a…
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    The Idle Lord

  • A Critics’ Corner – Ch2 – “Dancing In The Dark”

    Steve
    26 Nov 2014 | 3:49 am
    FOREWORD – here’s another from the archives. In an age when all we seem to hear about is child abuse, a tale of childhood innocence from many years ago. The Cess Pit I’ve been a member of Bolton Villas Cricket Club for over forty years now and yet my earliest memories are of an outdoor […] Continue reading ... A Critics’ Corner – Ch2 – “Dancing In The Dark”.
  • Club Cricket At The Crossroads

    Steve
    23 Nov 2014 | 3:08 am
    Our Survey Says The English Cricket Board’s (ECB) National Player Survey was released last week showing another alarming drop in people playing cricket. The numbers were down 7% year on year. With typical ECB spin the survey counter-claimed that 53% wanted to play more but less than 5% of players actually responded; so what can […] Continue reading ... Club Cricket At The Crossroads.
  • Do I Know It’s Christmas!

    Steve
    21 Nov 2014 | 6:58 am
    It’s time to revert to Grumpy Old Man mode as the airwaves are bombarded by a snowstorm of shit Christmas songs again and people you have never met – nor want to – insist that it is time to grin like a moron. As if that were not bad enough, Geldof & Co have been […] Continue reading ... Do I Know It’s Christmas!.
  • A Critics’ Corner – Ch 11 – Leap of Faith

    Steve
    18 Nov 2014 | 4:28 am
    FOREWORD – when I first attempted to write a book some five years ago, most of it came out without much structure and was held together by the editing skills of my old pal Judith. Every now and then I like to go back and dust off some stuff that I hope you will enjoy. […] Continue reading ... A Critics’ Corner – Ch 11 – Leap of Faith.
  • The Tea Boy

    Steve
    14 Nov 2014 | 2:13 am
    Having done the hard yards stripping the Great Wall of Idle, it was now time to order it’s fancy new “coat”. So it was that I was now at the mercy of Brendan the Render’s crack team. Negotiations had been concluded the previous week with the usual pursing of lips, rolling of eyes and long […] Continue reading ... The Tea Boy.
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    Barb Best

  • Happy Thanksgiving To All

    Barb Best
    25 Nov 2014 | 10:11 am
      Happy Thanksgiving  to YOU!       THANK YOU for subscribing and following! I am deeply grateful     Related articles Activities to Help Put the ‘Thanks’ Back in Thanksgiving #TheGratitude7: Tell Us What You’re Thankful For! A time to give thanks… It’s a Great Week for Thanksgiving Funschool All About Thanksgiving and its […] The post Happy Thanksgiving To All appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Smiles To Go!

    Barb Best
    18 Nov 2014 | 5:24 pm
      Coming soon! A picture book for all ages…     Send in the Clowns! Lighten Up, Japan! AATH Related articles Picture Book Month The Smiley Face Was Made In Worcester, And It’s Now 50 The post Smiles To Go! appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Greeting Cards for People Who Adore the “F” Word

    Barb Best
    13 Nov 2014 | 9:33 am
      The “F” word. It’s everywhere you looks! In the culture, in the books. As Stephen Sondheim might say, “In the parlor, in the bed In the curtains, in the silver In the buttons, in the bread” Everyday a little “F.” Profanity is ubiquitous (don’t you love that word?) Interview on Fast Company: The popular […] The post Greeting Cards for People Who Adore the “F” Word appeared first on Barb Best.
  • I Feel Your Pain: Dead or Alive

    Barb Best
    6 Nov 2014 | 3:55 pm
      Can life be devoid of pain? I saw a billboard recently that advertised “TOTAL Sleep Dentistry.” On it was a hot, young blonde (is there any other kind in L.A.?) She was wearing an itsy bitsy red polka dot bikini (or was it a thong with Spandex pasties?) and a glistening smile. Her blinding […] The post I Feel Your Pain: Dead or Alive appeared first on Barb Best.
  • Migraine Trigger or Reason to Live? A HEALTH QUIZ!

    Barb Best
    28 Oct 2014 | 1:53 pm
      WHAT? A HEALTH QUIZ? HMMM…. WHICH IS IT? A REASON TO LIVE or A MIGRAINE TRIGGER?   1. Sleeping in late any chance you get   2. Mind-blowing rock concert at 115 decibels with laser light show   3. Family-size bag of dark chocolate drenched espresso beans   4. Cyclical estrogen dip followed by […] The post Migraine Trigger or Reason to Live? A HEALTH QUIZ! appeared first on Barb Best.
 
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    Amy Vansant - Humor

  • I Miss Out on a Great Disease

    Amy Vansant
    18 Nov 2014 | 4:48 am
    My parents have this thing where they don’t tell me a certain disease or inclination runs in our family until I get it.  When I had my first panic attack, my mother looked at me like I was crazy and blamed it on drinking too much. (Ok, fair enough.) When I had my second, an attack that had me running to the hospital, I told her the doctor thought I’d had, not a heart attack like I thought, but a panic attack. I mentioned this three for four times over the course of a week before Mom said: “Oh yeah. Your father gets those. Me too.” Whaaa? “Couldn’t…
  • Personalized Photo Holiday Card Ideas for People Without a Bunch of Adorable Children

    Amy Vansant
    3 Nov 2014 | 4:36 am
    Every year I get a slew of cards from friends and family covered with adorable photos of their children.  For the first few years I thought they were graphic design geniuses, and then I figured out they made personalized cards on Minted.com, which is really easy. I knew they weren’t that talented. Problem is,  I don’t have kids.  So, I wondered… how could I use all those cool holiday card templates to create my own cards? No one wants to see Mike and me on a card. They can barely deal with us in person; they’re definitely not going to pin us to their…
  • Top Five Matthew McConaughey Halloween Costume Ideas & Jim Carrey SNL Spoof

    Amy Vansant
    27 Oct 2014 | 1:57 am
    Body paint yourself totally black. You are nothingness. One last midnight. If possible, bring a friend so you can walk hand and hand into extinction, brother and sister opting out of a raw deal. Paint only your left side black. Now  you are All Right, All Right, All Right. A giant bong. Put a giant disc around your center. You are time, and time is a flat circle. Walk into the party repeatedly, because everything you’ve ever done or will do, you’re gonna do over and over and over again. Don’t ever work out. Arrive at the party with a perfect physique.   Jim…
  • Note to a Cranky Muse

    Amy Vansant
    20 Oct 2014 | 2:12 pm
    My husband, Mike, is proud of me. He tells me this whenever I achieve a little victory. But I make my living as a web developer and not as a writer, and sometimes he’s confused by the tremendous amount of time and money I throw into my writing “career.” (His air quotes.) It isn’t that he’s condescending, like “Look at the little lady trying to be a writer!” type stuff. He knows comments like those end with his body cold and lifeless in our freezer. It’s more that he’s a glass half-empty sort of person, and can’t imagine that…
  • Dorking out for Little People

    Amy Vansant
    15 Oct 2014 | 11:55 am
    My husband, Mike, and I recently vacationed in Dewey Beach, Delaware, because we’re cheap and the summer season was over. The big winner was our dog, Gordon, who maniacally chased a half-filled water bottle on the beach until we physically removed him for his own safety. We arrived at our beach cabin in the early afternoon and commenced cocktailing. Two hours later, we were too buzzed to drive and decided to order-in pizza, since the only sustenance I’d brought was either booze, or booze accouterments, like lemons and limes. I can get pretty narrow minded on vacations. Mike…
 
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    Rubbish In, Robish Out!

  • Inventor of the Teleprompter Dies

    Johnny Robish
    26 Nov 2014 | 9:00 pm
    Inventor of the Teleprompter Dies:  Hurbert Scholarly, the inventor of the teleprompter, has died at age 91.  Distraught family members say they are having difficulty finding the words to express their grief.   Man Gets Prison for Shooting His Customer at Yard Sale:  In an agreement with prosecutors, an Oregon man has been sentenced to seven years and a $19,000 fine for shooting and wounding a customer at his yard sale who tried to intervene in a domestic dispute he was having with his wife.  I think we can safely assume any future yard sales he holds will be in the “prison…
  • Double Arm Transplant Recipient Thanks Doctors

    Johnny Robish
    25 Nov 2014 | 7:54 pm
    Double Arm Transplant Recipient Thanks Doctors:  A 40-year-old quadruple amputee thanked the Boston surgeons who performed a rare, dual arm transplant on him last month, describing the experience of getting the new limbs as simply surreal.  Wonderful news!  Now, let’s give those doctors a hand!   Study Finds Many Have No Idea How Many Calories in Their Food:  Harvard Medical School researchers who polled more than 3,400 customers at fast food chains found that most people significantly underestimate the calories that is in their meals.  For a lot of people, this information is…
  • Floating Islands Could Save the Sinking Maldives

    Johnny Robish
    24 Nov 2014 | 8:54 pm
    Floating Islands Could Save the Sinking Maldives:  With rising seas threatening and situated just 5 feet above sea level, the Maldivian government has teamed up with a Dutch architectural firm to create floating islands that could hopefully save the sinking Maldives nation.  And, in keeping with spirit of it all, the Maldivian government is attempting to pay for everything by floating checks.   Georgia Mom Sues RadioShack Over Porn On Cellphone:  A Georgia mother is suing RadioShack, claiming the chain sold her a refurbished cellphone that was totally loaded with porn.  In related…
  • Bill Cosby Requested Female Letterman Staffers Watch Him Eat Curry

    Johnny Robish
    23 Nov 2014 | 7:51 pm
    Bill Cosby Requested Female Letterman Staffers Watch Him Eat Curry:  Its being reported that Bill Cosby insisted that female staffers of the Letterman show all had to gather around in the green room, sit down and watch him while he ate curry.  Oh for heaven’s sake, as if Ann Curry hasn’t already suffered enough indignities – and now this.   Link Found Between Night Shift and Obesity:  A new study conducted by the University of Colorado found that workers who work the night shifts are more likely to be obese and develop Type 2 diabetes.  So next time your boss tries to talk…
  • Hollywood Mother Claims Young Daughter Attacked by Coyotes

    Johnny Robish
    22 Nov 2014 | 8:16 pm
    Hollywood Mother Claims Young Daughter Attacked by Coyotes:  A Hollywood mother is claiming that her 4-Year-Old Daughter was attacked by coyote just outside her Hollywood Hills home.  Local wildlife officials say the animal most likely came down from the hills to audition for a part in the upcoming sequel to Coyote Ugly.   Milwaukee Home Buyer Find Dead Body While Viewing Home:  While touring a foreclosed, fixer-upper home along with a real estate agent and a friend, a Milwaukee man got a surprise when they found a trash cart full of live kittens as well as a dead body.  The realtor…
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    The Laugh Button

  • Happy Thanksgiving, ya dirty turkeys: The Laugh Button’s guide to Laughsgiving

    Max Freedman
    27 Nov 2014 | 8:00 am
    With this holiday weekend approaching, we here at The Laugh Button feel obligated to tell you how to get as many laughs as possible out of your Thanksgiving weekend. You know, just because it’s a holiday weekend doesn’t mean the comedy world is asleep! Nope, totally the opposite: with how many stand-up options you have […] Happy Thanksgiving, ya dirty turkeys: The Laugh Button’s guide to Laughsgiving appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Get re-certified in these season 6 promo videos for “Archer”

    Matt
    26 Nov 2014 | 7:31 pm
    FX is in a giving/thankful mood because they just dropped six, coun’t ‘em six promos for season six of Archer (premiering January 8th). They center around the staff getting re-certified by Krieger to enter back into the spy world. As we remember, in season five, the cast did a 180 from the spy game and […] Get re-certified in these season 6 promo videos for “Archer” appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Jim Gaffigan, Judd Apatow and more will serve as interim ‘Late Late Show’ hosts

    Olivia Cathcart
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:30 pm
    On December 19th, Craig Ferguson will be stepping down as host of CBS’s The Late Late Show. New host James Corden will step in to take over on March 9th, and until then the show will run by a string of guest hosts. According to Deadline, Jim Gaffigan, Judd Apatow, Will Arnett, Wayne Brady, Drew […] Jim Gaffigan, Judd Apatow and more will serve as interim ‘Late Late Show’ hosts appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Jason Sudeikis plays “Second Chance Theater” on ‘Late Night’

    Olivia Cathcart
    26 Nov 2014 | 11:06 am
    Sadly, not every sketch written for Saturday Night Live makes the show. So Seth Meyers decided to revive some shot-down sketch on his “Second Chance Theater” on Late Night. This week Jason Sudeikis joins the Second Chance players for a sketch called “Juggling Flyer.” Poor Jason, people these days just don’t care about juggling. It’s […] Jason Sudeikis plays “Second Chance Theater” on ‘Late Night’ appeared first on The Laugh Button.
  • Scott Aukerman and Reggie Watts sing all your favorite Thanksgiving carols

    Olivia Cathcart
    26 Nov 2014 | 10:47 am
    Don’t you hate it when everyone starts singing Christmas carols in November? What about those good ole classic Thanksgiving carols? Well fear not, you can get all your favorite carols on Comedy Bang! Bang!‘s Now (This Is What We Are Referring To As Music): Thanksgiving Carols. Scott Aukerman, Reggie Watts, and Amber Tamblyn sing all […] Scott Aukerman and Reggie Watts sing all your favorite Thanksgiving carols appeared first on The Laugh Button.
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    Chasing Carrots - Blog

  • Chick Chick – Rollin Wang

    PBScott
    22 Nov 2014 | 8:14 am
    Over recent years, pop groups from various countries have been increasingly using YouTube as a vehicle to launch their culture on the world. This is yet another in a long list of pop songs that has invaded my music memory as of late, while I am busy wishing I could think of something else. Please […]
  • Chewie Goes Surfing Shirt

    PBScott
    29 Sep 2014 | 8:27 pm
    On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On this full moon night, moments after a shooting star, a large brown figure began to make it’s way down the beach towards Pierre. Pierre put his […]
  • Heart Of A Gamer

    PBScott
    3 Aug 2014 | 2:16 am
    I have one thing special, that sets me apart, something is different, when it comes to my heart. For if I feel passion, or am gripped By fear, rather than heart beats, it’s vibrations I hear. My life is a mission, to save all the earth, as dangers are plenty, I prove my great worth. […]
  • Pac-Man Pill Muncher Shirt

    PBScott
    20 Jul 2014 | 9:09 pm
    Pac-Man? Yeah I knew him, but I haven’t seen him in years now. Do you know why we called him Pac-Man? He used to eat so many pills, packs of them each day, and one day we took the pills away, so Pac got really angry and started chasing us around the house shouting. “Give […]
  • Pop Evil – Torn To Pieces – Video and Lyrics

    PBScott
    26 Jun 2014 | 11:04 am
    I know you probably all think that I live under a rock or something, but I had never heard of Pop Evil until today when I heard “Torn To Pieces”. I like its mellow beat, catchy tune, and it’s dark mood seems to suit me this morning. I looked it up on YouTube earlier and […]
 
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    Ava Love Hanna

  • Live Fast, Die… Eventually and Only if Absolutely Necessary

    Ava Love Hanna
    11 Nov 2014 | 5:00 am
    I grew up in Houston, Texas. If you've never been to Houston, I can describe it for you like this: just imagine any dystopian movie and then replace all the crazed brain-eating zombies with crazed brain-eating conservatives and there you go. To be fair, Houston’s come a long way lately, but when I was growing up there, it was the late 80's/early 90’s. And Houston in the 90’s certainly wasn't known for its picturesque parks, art scene, or lesbian mayor. Houston in the 90's was largely known for its suburbs and its malls, neither of which I felt particularly drawn to. I knew there had to…
  • Rainbow Connection

    Ava Love Hanna
    2 Sep 2014 | 5:00 am
    There are eggs cooking in a pan. Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side? The notes drift into the kitchen and I feel them in my chest, know them by heart. There’s a special joy in unexpectedly hearing a song you love right when you need to hear it; a little gift from the universe. Serendipity. He heard it too and runs to me; his 6 year old hands outstretched, inviting me to dance. I move the half cooked eggs off the burner. Breakfast can wait, my dance partner can’t. Continue reading The post Rainbow Connection appeared first on Ava Love Hanna.
  • Saints and Starbucks

    Ava Love Hanna
    30 Apr 2014 | 5:00 am
    So the other night I had this dream that I was somehow entangled with religious fundamentalists and I was told to gather a few things that were really important to me before we all climbed onto a big tour bus. So there I was, crying and clutching my wedding ring, a manila folder full of papers… and a coffee maker... That sounds about right, I *do* love coffee (and manila folders). Continue reading The post Saints and Starbucks appeared first on Ava Love Hanna.
  • It’s Poetry Month!

    Ava Love Hanna
    3 Apr 2014 | 9:39 am
    I'm a poet. I always have been. And even though my writing of late has moved towards essays and magazine articles (money), I will always be a poet. I love to talk and will spend hours chatting away in person, but when I write I am minimalist, I want to conserve words, I want crystallized moments to explode off the page in just a few sentences. I love the power of poetry. I love its beauty and its truth. And on days when the world seems ugly and gray, I remember that human beings can write poetry and how amazing that it is, and I am filled with hope again. Continue reading The post It’s…
  • Bad Parents

    Ava Love Hanna
    21 Jan 2014 | 11:54 am
    This is where I'll be on Wednesday night. Part of the FronteraFest Short Fringe, Bad Parents, will be at Hyde Park Theatre on Wednesday, Jan. 22 at 8 pm. The show is hilarious and was written by the über talented Max Langert, whom I met as an Austin cast member of Listen to Your Mother last year. He and Tristan told touching stories about their mothers, while I was sharing one of my finer parenting moments: The Vagina-Mommy Incident. Continue reading The post Bad Parents appeared first on Ava Love Hanna.
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    Witty Woman Writing

  • I’m Outta Here!

    Tammy
    2 Nov 2014 | 10:25 pm
    The last few weeks I’ve been wondering how much of my life I had left. The threat of breast cancer will do that to you. So, for the next couple of weeks I will be living it up to the hilt. Nothing says ‘do it now’ like a near collision with the Big ‘C’. My Steven […]
  • If I Lost My Breast, I Would Count Myself Lucky

    Tammy
    29 Oct 2014 | 7:49 am
    Three weeks ago, when the threat of breast cancer entered my life, I decided to hang up my blogging hat for a breather. Frankly, I felt everything but witty. The words, large mass on left breast, left me paralyzed with fear. Me, the woman who shrinks from nothing. I panicked. Years ago when this happened, […]
  • If My Dog Could Talk …

    Tammy
    1 Oct 2014 | 8:02 am
    I’d be mortified. Or in jail. She would gladly share my dress size, the fact that I have chin hairs, that I’m an easy drunk (one glass of wine and I’m ready for a nap), how I talk (yell) at the television when watching the nightly news, that I eat in bed, my opinion on […]
  • Can a sassy woman blogger shame the NFL even if she doesn’t know a thing about football?

    Tammy
    10 Sep 2014 | 8:51 am
    Just watch me. Hey NFL, if I were your mother, I would take you out of the game. No time outs, no suspensions. I would throw your disrespectful ass out on the dirty street where it belongs. Your behavior is reprehensible, disgusting, and shows absolutely no regard for your players or their families. It is […]
  • I Want To Be A Gross, Stereotypical Objectification. Don’t You?

    Tammy
    27 Aug 2014 | 9:40 am
    It’s not often I profess to know more than Newsweek or the Chicago Tribune. But I sure as hell do today. A lot is being said about Sofia Vergara’s rotating pedestal act at the Emmys. Most of it bad. Very bad. Newsweek and the Chicago Tribune are just a small slice of the pie. Social […]
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    Zero People Found This Helpful

  • Squatty Potty – for all your squatting potty needs

    admin
    30 Oct 2014 | 5:42 pm
    I actually have heard that putting a box to raise your feet up when you poo is a good idea – getting back to our caveman roots and pooping the way we evolved to. Let’s see if paying for a professional version works for the reviewers: Customer Review 1,253 of 1,284 people found the following review helpful This changes everything. Well, okay… just pooping., November 6, 2013 By Mark Jaquith Verified Purchase This review is from: Squatty Potty Ecco 9″ – Elimination Aid – Natural Bathroom Relief Through A Toilet Stool (Baby Product) I gingerly climbed on top…
  • Come In / Go Away Doormat

    admin
    7 Oct 2014 | 12:26 am
    I actually like this doormat, if it wasn’t so expensive. It’s called an ambigram if you’re wondering. Most Helpful Customer Reviews 78 of 78 people found the following review helpful By Garred A. Oldham on March 10, 2010 Verified Purchase i turned it backwards when my family was coming over. but no one did what i said. damn thing is defective Comment Come In / Go Away Doormat is a post from: Zero People Found This Helpful
  • LOL – OMG – WTF Wine Glass

    admin
    23 Sep 2014 | 5:51 pm
    This is would be a pretty funny glass to drink straight liquor out of. Link LOL – OMG – WTF Wine Glass is a post from: Zero People Found This Helpful
  • ZPFTH Presents: Gif Sound Mashup Thirteen!

    admin
    10 Sep 2014 | 5:42 am
    Gif Sound Mashup 13, with turtles, babies, cats, a bear, dinosaurs, and a martian rover! It took some extra time to render the beginning circles lol http://ZeroPeopleFoundThisHelpful.com & http://GifSound.com bring you Gif Sound Mashup 13! ►GifSounds used: COMING SOON Make your own! – http://GifSound.com no account required This video is covered under Copyright Act of 1976, 17 U.S.C. § 107 – Fair Use: All visuals and sound are no more than a few seconds in length, parody the original works, are highly transformative, and are not in any way a substitute for the original. All…
  • Lego Death Star, comes complete with exhaust port weakness

    admin
    14 Aug 2014 | 3:07 pm
    Looks pretty cool, but I’m not sure what kind of person buys a $500 LEGO set… for their kids… 20 of 21 people found the following review helpful  Missing cover for the exhaust port, 10 Aug 2014 By Golidog Theres a cover missing on the exhaust pipe. It’s probably not important but maybe this could be fixed for the next model. Thanks. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you?   Permalink 43 of 52 people found the following review helpful  Flimsy design, March 20, 2014 By Brian Atwood “bratwood” I’m not…
 
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    Epiphanies that will Alter the Course of Human Events

  • My Daughter’s Superpowers

    Greg Mischio
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:00 am
    My fifteen-year old daughter has superpowers. No, she can’t leap over a building in a single bound, and she doesn’t sport a flashy Iron Girl suit. But her ability to taste food or judge music in a heartbeat is an amazing super-power. Prepare to be awed. Superheroes fill our silver screens, and each has their own unique power. So why does my daughter deserve a spot in the Avengers? First, she can taste food without actually putting it in her mouth. I discovered this amazing ability one night after laboring for hours to prepare a delicious dinner. “I hate this. This is horrible,” she…
  • Training Covert Corporate Slugs

    Greg Mischio
    17 Nov 2014 | 5:00 am
    We get all excited about our entrepreneurs in the United States, but our biggest byproduct is the corporate slug. They’re well-schooled at the art of evasion and slippery tactics. Now, thanks to my latest epiphany, they now can literally blend into the woodwork while on the job. I’ve done my time in the big house. I slurped from the teat of Corporate America for many moons, and I’ll let you in on a little secret: It was a heckuva ride. I know that now, as an entrepreneur whose paycheck depends on my own perseverance, hard work, and luck. But I do recall those days working for the man…
  • Using a Chainsaw to Teach Math

    Greg Mischio
    10 Nov 2014 | 5:00 am
    My teenage kids love slasher films. They can never get enough gore and dismemberment. This ubiquitous teenage trait has spurred yet another epiphany: Let’s combine the world of slasher movies and education to ensure kids know their math facts. Everyone loves to bitch about the low math scores of our nation’s young. I’m not sure if this is a concern for our children’s education, or if it’s the fact that the USA can’t stand to be #2 in anything. Nevertheless, we need to get math scores up, or else teachers will get fired, administrators will get fired, and politicians will get,…
  • Selling Arms for Education

    Greg Mischio
    3 Nov 2014 | 5:00 am
    Schools whine about a lack of funding. At the same time, war continues to ravage the world. I think we can literally kill two birds with one stone with the ultimate fundraiser: Let school children sell weapons of mass (and minor) destruction. Behold: Two brilliant realizations have converged and yielded a galaxy-altering epiphany. The first is that war, death and destruction will never go out of style. Throughout history, maiming and mayhem has been humankind’s most practiced past-time. We like to blow stuff up. We like to blow people up. It’s just too much fun to stop. The second is that…
  • Thwart Ebola with Designer Hazmat Suits

    Greg Mischio
    27 Oct 2014 | 5:00 am
    Congrats, Ebola. You’ve effectively scared the s— out of everyone. In defense of the world, I decided to thwart Ebola’s viral hinder, but not by combating its root cause. I got reactive instead of proactive and launched my new designer Hazmat suits. Humankind is not built to be proactive. We’ve heard all the kvetching about how the World Health Organization and the governments of West Africa should have been more responsive to the Ebola outbreak, but that’s just bunk. That’s like saying the world should be more proactive about eliminating poverty and improving education, so…
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    I Think Myself Happy

  • You're NOT a Failure

    Mike McCarty
    9 Nov 2014 | 6:30 pm
    For the past six months I have been traveling around to different communities for book presentations and signings.  Now, before you conjure up an image of long lines of giddy fans and groupies let me set the record straight.   This is not a John Grisham-esk event. Although I have been very surprised at the participation at most of the events.  We have averaged 60-80 people at most presentations and signings.  A friend and author told me her publisher said to expect 5-10 people at a book signing.  So last month I had one in Indianapolis and my 12 year old…
  • Friends

    Mike McCarty
    15 Sep 2014 | 8:35 am
    I'm not a Facebook junkie.  No offense, but most of what I see on there is mind numbing.  I'm glad your 8 yr old scored six touch downs last Saturday.  Ok, truthfully, I really don't care that much.  And I don't need an update if you are at the gym working out.  Or what you are watching on TV.  But there are occasionally things that really grab my attention.  A few writers who post blog updates and you can tell it is a painful process for them, they really don't think there writing is that good.  Humble.  I like family updates (without…
  • Family Traditions

    Mike McCarty
    2 Aug 2014 | 5:29 am
    How many of you have family traditions?  Maybe a favorite vacation spot.  Or hiking together.  Playing board games on Friday nights. When I was a kid, we had family reunions every summer.  Both sides of the family. We would get together and I would point at three quarters of the people and ask who they were. And even though family reunions felt like a prison sentence, especially when every other year we had to travel to out-in-the-middle-of-nowhere Kentucky for my mom's side of the family, I have learned to appreciate them as an adult.  Most likely because nobody…
  • What I Know About Groupies

    Mike McCarty
    12 Jun 2014 | 5:56 pm
    I have to admit as a boy my life was focused on developing groupies.  Keep reading, life is about failing miserably many times before finding your niche.  Turns out groupie coaching was not my calling.  But I tried. I launched my first rock band- Rapid Fire- at 12 with my neighbor.  We focused on all of the great music at the time- Kiss, Def Leppard, REO, Journey and the Eagles.  But we could never draw much of a crowd.  Admittedly, hand-made advertising nailed to telephone poles around town is not the most effective way of getting the word out.  But…
  • Learning to Fail

    Mike McCarty
    14 May 2014 | 7:01 pm
    I hope you are not one of those parents that has a "My Child was...." bumper sticker on the back of your vehicle.  If you are, grab a razor and go scrape it off. No way, unless one of my kids is elected president, would I have a bumper sticker espousing their accomplishments in elementary school or junior high.  Sorry. I am also not one of those guys that would have a bumper sticker that said, "my child beat up your honor student."  I might laugh but I am at least one generation removed from being that redneck. I'm proud when my kids do well, don't get me wrong.  I…
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  • I want to be a Gilmore Girl!

    cestlavie22
    24 Nov 2014 | 5:56 am
    On the radio last week they had a very interesting discussion question. They asked, “if you could be part of any fictional world, which one would it be and why.” The answers were pretty standard, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings…ect. But none of those fantasy worlds really resonated with me. I wanted a world that is more close to possible. It is easier to dream when the dream at least seems attainable. And then it hit me. The fictional world I would want to be in is the world of Gilmore Girls in the lovely Stars Hollow. I know I have mentioned this show before but I think the…
  • November When….

    cestlavie22
    21 Nov 2014 | 6:15 am
    One of the things I love about the website “Dating Divas” (which I know I mention all the time) is their monthly calendars with daily ideas for keeping it interesting in your relationship. Some of the ideas are full on date nights while other ideas are simple things like “compliment your significant other”. I try to go through the calendar often and participate in as many little things as I can. One of the tasks for this month is having a “November When” date. The idea here is to talk with your spouse about a memory from November. This could also be a group…
  • Sharknado Date Miss!

    cestlavie22
    17 Nov 2014 | 5:39 am
    One way you know my blog is not a reality show is that unexpected things happen. And not always positive ones. It doesn’t matter how much thought I put into date nights, sometimes they do not work out. Sometimes things happen and we aren’t able to do them like I had hoped. But, that doesn’t mean I can’t share my plans with you so maybe some of you can have success with them. This date night that never came to be was Sharknado date night. I had heard this movie was funny with a sci-fi theme so I figured it was perfect for us. I checked a few months back and he…
  • The Fascinating Case of Dennis Rodman

    cestlavie22
    14 Nov 2014 | 5:43 am
    After election week it is obvious that many people are really scrutinizing the work our politicians have done for us in their term. But, when you can look back on the past year and see more notable achievements from a oddball NBA player it is obvious why voters would get a little uneasy. Dennis Rodman has been taking the credit for convincing North Korea to release Kenneth Bae. And to be honest he seems to have some valid points. He did send Kim Jong-un a letter asking for his release. Also he did visit North Korea and it the fangirling Jong-un did was undeniable. Was Rodman the reason for…
  • Chicken Puttaa…what? I am not Italian but trying!

    cestlavie22
    10 Nov 2014 | 5:50 am
    So living with a boyfriend who grew up in an Italian household comes with its challenges. The big one is finding meals. One thing you will learn about me is red sauce makes my stomach turn. I am not sure what it is but the smell and the consistency do not sit well with me. So the only pasta dinners I generally make are with alfredo or just plain pasta with butter. However, this dish I decided to try since he was craving some of that Italian cooking. And you know what? I liked it! We of course made a few adjustments to make it the perfect recipe for us. The first part that made me a little put…
 
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    Plans for Nigel

  • Happy Thanksgiving!

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    27 Nov 2014 | 11:40 am
  • Things I Say To My Cats

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    17 Nov 2014 | 11:17 pm
    This post was inspired by a Facebook status update I posted earlier today, which was inspired by me realizing how much I talked to my cats when I was home alone with them on my lunch break from work. This is just a small taste of the colorful conversations we regularly have.
  • Bad Hair Decisions

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    2 Nov 2014 | 12:29 am
    This is a story about bad decisions.WARNING: This post is rated R for extreme hair choices, hair-related violence, and graphic incompetence. Not recommended for people who have a heart condition or are hairdressers and know better. Reader discretion is advised.Part 1: "I need a haircut."Once upon a time, it had been almost a year since I got it cut or colored, so my hair was pretty sad looking.I knew it was long past time for a haircut, but I kept getting too busy or forgetting or just putting it off. My hair may not have a voice of its own, but I can always understand when it's trying…
  • Onomatopoetry: Cat Version

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    10 Oct 2014 | 9:29 pm
    Here's some more of this stuff, yo. Enjoy.
  • Charizard Uses Bite... It's Super Effective

    Jackie Loveland Winsor
    8 Sep 2014 | 10:12 pm
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  • How To Have Sex For The First Time

    GrahameGDG
    19 Nov 2014 | 12:30 pm
    How To Have Sex For The First Time Step By Step | GrahameGDG Thought I would share some of my expert sex knowledge for you guys to help you out when you’re being all shit and crap at it. I usually charge for this kind of training but I was thinking, I need to share what I know so to help make the world a better place. Basically the idea came about because I watched some video of a policeman stopping traffic so that a mother duck and her little duckling babies could cross the road. That might sound weird it’s not, here’s my train of thought. Ok so he was going out of his way…
  • Happy Halloween Everyone!

    GrahameGDG
    31 Oct 2014 | 2:23 am
    So this picture happened by accident, we would have done it anyway but turned out it was Halloween the day after we took it which was lucky coz I had something to throw into my Happy Halloween Everyone blog post! So uh…yeah… Happy Halloween Everyone I hope you all have a suitably spooky evening ahead of you! Whether it’s watching the exorcist or just a quiet night out on the rape. Or for the ladies, have fun getting drunk as a slutty zombie, a slutty dead nurse, a slutty dead soldier, a slutty vampire or of course a slutty dead school girl. I went to a Halloween party last…
  • How To Become Famous On Youtube

    GrahameGDG
    29 Oct 2014 | 4:02 pm
    How To Become Famous On Youtube / Youtube Famous | GrahameGDG When I was a kid, granted it was a long time ago, I wanted to be a fireman. Lots of my friends wanted to be astronauts and policemen. Seems to me that every 12 year old kids dream these day’s is to become pewdiepie. What the hell happened to the world? Don’t get me wrong I think Pewdiepie seems like a stand up chap and he’s pretty funny. His mysterious and exotic accent is extremely sexy. His hair, his hair, falls perfectly without him trying. You get the idea. But kids these days seem to think that being a minor…
  • My New Band

    GrahameGDG
    26 Oct 2014 | 2:30 pm
    So for those of you who haven’t heard I have started killer a new band called The Devils Of Sodomy. We’re a 3 piece goth-death-industrial-metal-rock-core-grunge band. Our inspirations are My Chemical Romance (omg! love MCR 4 life), Fall Out Boy, Black Veil Brides and The Jackson 5. Our new 13 track album is coming out soon, it’s called “I cut my heart on the razorblade of your love” and will feature such tracks as: 1. Intro (break her in) 2. Shit on my chest like I paid you to 3. I want the tear drops of my love on your face 4. Coffins and vampire bat eggs 5.
  • Excess Body Hair & Female Facial Hair | Don’t Ask Grahame

    GrahameGDG
    22 Oct 2014 | 12:48 pm
    Excess Body Hair & Female Facial Hair | Don’t Ask Grahame Hello and welcome and hi to the latest episode in the highly acclaimed Dont Ask Grahame video series. What does that even mean? Highly acclaimed? If anyone knows let me know! So anyway this yetti woman decided to post this question online somewhere and BIG MISTAKE because I found it and I’m a bit of a massive prick. I was pretty harsh in the video but in all honesty though surely you can get some hormone stuff to make you grow less hair? Like I take this hormone stuff called “Chodeaway”. Don’t get it…
 
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    Do You Remember

  • It Happened Today — November 27

    Do You Remember
    26 Nov 2014 | 9:01 pm
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  • Not a Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving

    Serge Stevens
    26 Nov 2014 | 8:30 am
    In my family, the closest we ever came to resembling a Norman Rockwell painting was on Thanksgiving Day. My extended family wasn’t very close, but we came together once a year, and generally speaking, people got along. In my family, food is the opiate of the people. My parents grew up near their relatives, and were much closer to their cousins, aunts and uncles than my generation was. I always felt that I missed out on something by living in the suburbs. Seeing these people once a year made for interesting comparisons. Not only who got taller or fatter, but also who was proving to be a good…
  • It Happened Today — November 26

    Do You Remember
    26 Nov 2014 | 3:23 am
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  • It Happened Today — November 25

    Do You Remember
    24 Nov 2014 | 10:15 pm
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  • How Football Became a Thanksgiving Tradition

    Dre Weston
    24 Nov 2014 | 8:01 am
    1906 Canton Bulldogs For as long as most of us can remember, Thanksgiving has been about two things in nearly all American households: turkey and football. Each is considered an integral part of the occasion, and while the big feathered creature’s place has long been cemented as the centerpiece of the day’s feast, some have wondered how the pigskin found itself included in the festivities. SEE ALSO: Sense Memory: Holiday Aromas and Flavors The idea of playing American football games on Thanksgiving Day dates back to 1876, with Ivy League rivals Yale and Princeton being the first to…
 
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    WorthAShare.com

  • These Animals Really Hate Bathtime

    Jade Waddy
    24 Nov 2014 | 7:42 am
    Do you remember when you were little, most of us hated having a bath if it didn’t involve bubble beards or rubber duckies? The same happens to animals, as you can see from these rather depressing but hilarious photos of animals hating bathtime. RedditAugieDoggyImgurInstructablesIheartferretsUpcomingViral SquidHumorSharingWildlife AmbulanceDistractifyWorld Bird SanctuaryFlickrReptileRadioLackColour Source: Array
  • Age Of Ultron – How It Should Have Ended

    Jade Waddy
    4 Nov 2014 | 5:45 am
    Some of you may have seen the latest trailers from MARVEL showing us the power of Ultron. However… The guys at “How It Should Have Ended” feel as if this could have ended on a lighter note, it’s just a shame that Ultron sounds permanently scary. Watch the video, it’ll make sense. Source: Array
  • Food Porn – Wedding Cakes

    Jade Waddy
    17 Sep 2014 | 3:26 am
    Your wedding day can be defined by the cake you have, it’s a perfect representation of your love for each other and both of your tastes all rolled into one. If you have a smaller cake then you’re probably quite a conservative couple who wants a simple wedding, whereas a large elaborate cake suggests that you’re a very bold couple who are adventurous! If you’re stuck on which cake to get, here is some inspiration to help you out (all images here have been taken from the Hitched India Wedding Cake Inspiration…
  • David’s Story – His Unfortunate Death Caught On Camera

    Jade Waddy
    10 Sep 2014 | 4:32 am
    This is the story of David. He was an avid motorcyclist with a passion for life. This video shows his final moments as his mother explains his story. This video was made as part of a road safety campaign and so far has been seen by over 11 million people. Remember to “Think Bike” when you’re driving, it saves lives. WARNING: Do not watch this video if you’re of a nervous disposition, it’s very emotional. Source: Array
  • Reality One, Tech Zero | Gadgets That Are Epic Yet Utterly Pointless

    Amber Waddy
    22 Aug 2014 | 3:15 am
    We’ve all seen clever mock ups of modern cons that we can all appreciate and use from day to day. What some people fail to see, however, is the fact there is no need for such toys as there are far easier ways of fixing certain problems.Here we take a look at some of the most amazing gadgets that the world would adore… for all of five minutes. Then realise how stupid it is.MaptorThe Idea: The point of this handle little device is so that you can figure out where you are on the go with the simple click of a button. Gone will be the days where people get completely lost, including…
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    Above Average

  • Better Welcome Ambassadors to New York City

    Sam Reid
    26 Nov 2014 | 3:31 pm
    The city of New York named Taylor Swift its new Global Welcome Ambassador, replacing the old welcome ambassador who probably had a name. To the disappointment of anyone who has actually spent time in New York, not even one subway rat was considered for the position. The following candidates would be welcomed in place of Swift as welcome ambassador. Mr. Mistoffelees, CATS Mr. Mistoffelees was the standout star of the once longest running Broadway musical. Mr. Mistoffelees, talking to another cat, first coined the phrase, “Welcome to New York.” Mr. Mistoffelees also pays homage to the 2…
  • Jason Sudeikis Stars In Second Chance Theatre

    Above Average
    26 Nov 2014 | 1:58 pm
    Everyone lives for a second chance, so when Jason Sudeikis stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers, they took the opportunity to do a sketch that never made it on toSNL. Watch Sudeikis as a struggling juggling instructor, with special appearances from Mike O’Brien and Fred Armisen.  
  • Letter to Uber from Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Evil Bond Villain

    Joanna Bradley
    26 Nov 2014 | 11:09 am
    GREETINGS UBER. Haha, just playin’! Hey, Uber, what’s happening? I have been reading a ton recently about all the amazing evil stuff you guys have been up to and I wanted to reach out and make a connection! The evil community is relatively small and at this point in my life I just feel like if you admire someone’s work, TELL THEM. I think y’all are a super (haha) evil company engaging in some downright frightening business practices and I am always down to give props where they’re due. A little about me: I’m Ernst Stavro Blofeld, an evil, veiny villain from a…
  • Broken Laptop Prank

    Above Average
    25 Nov 2014 | 1:10 pm
    Watch what happens when some of UCB Comedy’s funniest prank shoppers with a laptop that DEFINITELY doesn’t bend backwards.
  • An Open Letter From Your Friend’s Parents’ Basement

    Jackie Jennings
    25 Nov 2014 | 9:47 am
    Hey gang, It’s almost that time of year again: the Friday after Thanksgiving, national holiday of partially finished basements everywhere. I’ll bet someone’s already sent a group text asking where “da home team hang” will be. We know it’s going to be in me, your friend’s parents’ basement! Since I’ve experienced every hang, chill sesh, and kickback for the past 8ish years, I thought I’d offer some words of wisdom for this year’s post-Thanksgiving throw down. You guys can fill in the names, you know who you are. Don’t block _______________’s car in the…
 
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  • One of the things I love the most during winter:

    wannasmile
    27 Nov 2014 | 8:00 am
  • Happy Thanksgiving:

    wannasmile
    27 Nov 2014 | 6:00 am
    Wishing all of my readers a very Happy Thanksgiving! I know not all everyone will be surrounded by family this holiday. My family is split up on different sides of the country today while I work (I’m in healthcare…people are still sick on the holidays). So, that being said, I just want to tell them that I love them and am thankful for them. I know that we are far apart today, but I will carry you in my hearts, as I do each and every day. The things I am thankful for are… God. I may not be a religious person, but I do have to give thanks to the higher power that guides me in…
  • Nope. Not a pillow.

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    26 Nov 2014 | 6:00 am
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    25 Nov 2014 | 6:00 am
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  • It’s raining outside here…

    wannasmile
    24 Nov 2014 | 6:48 pm
    I just love this sound…and I can hear the ocean in the distance…
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    The Life Lessonbook

  • Black Friday Is for Suckers

    Dustin
    26 Nov 2014 | 3:39 am
    If you’re still on the fence about hitting the stores on Black Friday Eve (Or “Thanksgiving,” as some insist on calling it), read about my experience for a shove in the right direction. As a newly married couple, Deserae and I got off to a great start. We had a beautiful apartment, a tan from an amazing honeymoon and enough love to last for a lifetime. By the time November rolled around, we lacked only one thing – a gigantic TV. I mean, we technically owned a hand-me-down tube TV that “worked,” but no one could expect us to survive on that for long, right? We held out as long as…
  • The Losers (Or Why I Still Root for the Browns)

    Dustin
    19 Nov 2014 | 4:25 am
    I’ve lived in Cleveland my whole life, which means I root for the Cleveland Browns. This is unfortunate, because the last time the Browns did anything good, I was three years old and really into Winnie the Pooh. So why root for the Browns? Nobody comes to the door on Sundays to check if you’re cheering. This is America, and you’re allowed to turn the TV off or even root for a team that occasionally wins. After watching another horrific Browns loss on Sunday, I started thinking about why I even care about this team. And then I thought about my own football career. My football career was…
  • Welcome to New York

    Dustin
    12 Nov 2014 | 3:57 am
    A few months after we got married, Deserae and I took a weekend trip to New York City. When we reached our destination, I got a much more intense welcome to the city than I had bargained for. “YES!” I shouted as we neared the Lincoln Tunnel. Deserae rolled her eyes. Not to brag, but I am AMAZING at holding my breath. I don’t get opportunities to showcase this skill very often, so I hold my breath every time we drive through a tunnel to impress my wife. After four months of marriage, Deserae was tragically already losing interest in this trick. I took three deep breaths, timing my last…
  • Cleveland Wins

    Dustin
    5 Nov 2014 | 4:08 am
    You may recall that I recently got tickets to last week’s Cleveland Cavaliers home opener, the “hardest-to-find Cleveland ticket since the last good sports thing happened here 20 years ago.” Well the game was last Thursday, and it went exactly like you’d expect if you’ve lived in Cleveland any time during the last 20 years: A full day of hype, followed by ten minutes of hope, followed by an evening of crushing despair. But it’s OK, because the day was never about the game itself. It was all about…well I was there, and I’m still not sure, but it was about SOMETHING. A lot of…
  • Fighting the Man Who’s Fighting The Man

    Dustin
    29 Oct 2014 | 4:29 am
    Have you ever had a nemesis? I have. I’ve had many nemeses. Almost all of my nemeses (it is “nemeses,” I looked it up, don’t bother) came during college. You know the kid who would sit in front of every lecture and makes dumb jokes to the professor and asks stupid questions and occasionally look around the classroom with his big, punchable smile? He was my nemesis. I don’t think any of my nemeses ever knew they were my nemeses. They didn’t even know my name because I never actually confronted one. I just sat there and glared and stewed. That all changed the day I met Vincent. I…
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  • Have A /r/gentlemanboner With These Ladies

    hipblow
    27 Nov 2014 | 10:05 am
    Who said being classy isn’t sexy? Take a look at this celebrities that had been featured at /r/gentlemanboners. Via: /r/gentlemanboners  The post Have A /r/gentlemanboner With These Ladies appeared first on Hipblow.
  • The Hippest Hump Thursday

    HipBlow
    27 Nov 2014 | 9:30 am
    The weekend is approaching and our Hump Thursday is here to turn on your good vibes (or amplify them if they’re already on), enjoy these hot babe’ s tails! Via: Pinterest  The post The Hippest Hump Thursday appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Counting Freckles Have Never Been So Good

    HipBlow
    27 Nov 2014 | 8:58 am
    Counting freckles have never been so good...few words are necessary after seeing these pictures...The post Counting Freckles Have Never Been So Good appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Guy Turns Barren Land Into Fancy Home Made Pool!

    hipblow
    26 Nov 2014 | 2:45 pm
    Look how this guy made his own pool!The post Guy Turns Barren Land Into Fancy Home Made Pool! appeared first on Hipblow.
  • Amazing Power Rangers Futuristic Makeover Because It’s Morphin Time!

    HipBlow
    26 Nov 2014 | 2:30 pm
    Isaiah Stephens made these new versions of the beloved Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. The weapons and the design of the costumes are simply awesome. I totally wanna watch a movie with this awesome new looks but, where is Alpha 5...The post Amazing Power Rangers Futuristic Makeover Because It’s Morphin Time! appeared first on Hipblow.
 
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  • Riddles mobile app

    Anne Harris
    27 Nov 2014 | 12:17 am
    I have LOVED riddles and brain teasers since I was young. I love the challenge of having to think logically, critically, and sometimes silly, but love it even more when I come up with the right answer. So I'm thinking (since I'm a developer) of creating my own mobile app - a Riddles game. Would it be alright if you can share some riddles of your own (the question and the answer) and I'll include them, if it's okay with you. I can mention your name as the author of that riddle. Now that I think about it, it could also be a great idea to allow users to submit their own riddles (which will go…
  • The Illusion of Difference

    nscruz13
    25 Nov 2014 | 6:37 pm
    The illusion of difference, When we are truly all the same, The judgments and preconceived notions of our generation, That is what we must blame. We all have our struggles, Every problem we face is unique, The pain can vary, Some are strong and some are meek. Understanding is key, Tolerance is required, Someone may not have the same opinion as you, And someone may have just been fired. There are so many kinds of people, Everyone has his or her own burden, Some people choose to be open, But others hide their pain behind curtains. Sometimes there is hate, Because of race or sexuality, But it is…
  • the quiet understanding

    powerofwords1998
    25 Nov 2014 | 7:44 am
    a silent plea an invisible hand stretched begging to be held cast aside by the thorns of an unforgiving society brilliant minds born in a cage a prisoner trapped in their head finally set free salvation on the wings of an angel clad in normalcy the bearer of infinite keys frees the mind and in turn the soul the shining glory of expression to feel a true belonging an opportunity to glow in their own fashion the gentle compassion to understand the true beauty locked away
  • Song of Myself

    micah
    24 Nov 2014 | 10:12 am
    Song of Myself By Micah Gritz I am a feather; light and airy A weightless feather drifting through the cooling wind as a Dark storm approaches The storm’s circular drops fall on to the smaller feathers that make me up The drops are large; so large that they strike me and drag me down to The abyss I am a plankton; a creature of the sea The dark ocean surrounds me Not in a comfortable way; in a way that crushes me like iron squeezing coal But I am coal I may be a black element of darkness But I am a fundamental building block of life Every single living thing depends on me And so this…
  • I Forgot My Homework

    Bruce Cabell
    23 Nov 2014 | 4:49 pm
    Hello Mr. Cabell, I had my homework to do And you want to know why I didn't bring it to you? I'll take a few moments and try to explain Why I'm not the one who's truly to blame. I have many great reasons why my homework's not done So I'll share my long list with reason number one. When I arrived home, I wasn't feeling so well Because my two younger brothers put me under a spell. I lost every pencil or were they misplaced? And the time I spent searching was an absolute waste. My homework had a tear and I dropped food on it too Plus my sister colored my homework a bright ocean blue. I was…
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    Dubious Knowledge Institute

  • Black Friday Survival Guide for Men

    dvanoss
    25 Nov 2014 | 2:00 am
    How do we even speak of this day, this one day of the year where Shopping rules all, where even time bends and even stops according to Its will, as shoppers, drone-like, emerge from their homes at 12:01 am and stream to The Mall in long, chugging lines of light-blue minivans. You will huddle in your bed, Male Non-Shopper, in your faded Sammy Hagar t-shirt, while the sound of rending coupons, overturned carts and barking shoppers rings in the streets. Pull the covers over your head, for this day does not exist for you. Avert your eyes, for rabid discount shoppers, fully fitted for battle, are…
  • Thanksgiving: Lions and Turkeys and Eels, Oh My!

    dvanoss
    18 Nov 2014 | 12:17 am
    Thanksgiving Day, as like many American holidays, has morphed from its original intention as an expression of thanks to a Creator for our basic needs, into screaming at the TV because the Cowboys fumbled on the 2 yard line. But Thanksgiving’s humble beginnings beg us to remember how blessed we are that the majority of us have a roof over our heads, plenty of saturated fats to eat and the Underdog balloon to watch bonk into a light pole at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. To uncover the roots of Thanksgiving, we must dig deep into the soil of America’s history, past the…
  • 20 (Suspicious Yet Mildly Useful) Facts About Minnesota

    dvanoss
    11 Nov 2014 | 2:00 am
    1 Official Motto: “L’Etoile du nord” (“Even Our Toilet Paper Is Frozen”). Unofficial Motto: “Land of 10,000 (Usually Frozen) Lakes”. 2 Minnesota baseball commentator Halsey Hal was the first to say ‘Holy Cow’ during a baseball broadcast, just after realizing his parents intentionally named him “Halsey Hal”. 3 President Teddy Roosevelt gave his “Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick” speech in 1901 at the Minnesota State Fair. The speech referred to the notion that if you don’t want your wife to find out you’re…
  • All About Bach: Part 2 (Umlauts and Ill-Tempered Claviers)

    dvanoss
    4 Nov 2014 | 2:00 am
    PART TWO OF A SERIES (SEE PART ONE) In January of 1703, just after graduating from St. Michael’s, Bach was appointed court musician in the chapel of Duke Johann “Wayne” Ernst III in Weimar (Official Motto: “Pronounce The ‘W’ Like a ‘V’ You Stupid American”). While there, his reputation as a keyboardist began to spread, and he became the organist at St. Boniface’s in Arnstadt, which boasted a new organ that used the modern tempered system which allowed a wide range of keys to be used, some of them even in tune. Things became tense…
  • Beat the Clock: It’s Daylight Saving Time

    dvanoss
    28 Oct 2014 | 3:00 am
    Daylight Saving Time, or “DST”, or “‘How Do You Set The Microwave Clock Again?’ Time” is the practice of advancing clocks forward during the summer months so people can get even more depressed when fall comes and they have to set them back again and make it dark by 4:00 pm. The hope behind the practice is that people will get up earlier in the morning when it is lighter, and also experience more daylight during the evening hours. This hope does not take into account the fact that Americans are a hopelessly lazy people, but not lazy enough to not buy room…
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    The Name's Ponyboy

  • GIF Pony (14)

    ponyboy
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:00 pm
    This is for me until Monday December 1st.  Have a great long weekend and don’t go to jail. The post GIF Pony (14) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Thanksgiving

    ponyboy
    26 Nov 2014 | 10:00 am
    The time of year when to get together with people who you don’t care to see and could care less about what they have to say. The post Thanksgiving appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • I Like These (33)

    ponyboy
    26 Nov 2014 | 6:30 am
    This is it.  Have a great long weekend and I’ll see you Monday. The post I Like These (33) appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Winter Is Coming

    ponyboy
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:00 pm
    I know that Winter has hit already on the East Coast we’re still wearing shorts and sandals here in Southern California.  Winter is Coming…. The post Winter Is Coming appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
  • Fail Comp November

    ponyboy
    25 Nov 2014 | 10:00 am
    This is pretty good.  There are some really funny ones in here and some average ones.  The guy at the end with the shovel is great.  Check it out. The post Fail Comp November appeared first on The Name's Ponyboy.
 
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    Winston's Random Musings

  • This Singapore nerd's musings on himself (part 5)

    Winston Chong
    21 Nov 2014 | 1:29 am
    I was conned into buying five work shirts during my recent trip to Seoul but I was too embarrassed to admit. The swindlers were so smooth that I was sold even without them speaking a word! Hey people! Don't be like me. Remember that clothes worn by the mannequins will definitely look 10 times better than you can ever pull off. *****Seven years can be a long time and I'm at the fork of the road to either continue with what I'm having or ditch the old and embrace the new. Hence I decided to step out and look at what the market has to offer and bought a new bolster.*****The Missus kept…
  • Words of Wisdom (Part 3)

    Winston Chong
    19 Nov 2014 | 7:19 am
    Here are my lines for today. Why do I bother standing in line every morning at the train station to reach my workstation just to clear my projects before my deadline? Why am I asked to think out of the box but never to cross the line? Am I destined to be stuck in this production line in my life until I reach my finishing line? I tried calling the helpline for answers but it was offline. The bottom line is that I'm gonna get lines around my eyes and forehead sooner than later. I might as well acquire laugh lines along the way.*****Instagrope:the act by your friend to forcefully take your…
  • Master post - Words of Wisdom

    Winston Chong
    19 Nov 2014 | 7:17 am
    Part 3Part 2Part 1
  • Pinned post: What you WOULDN'T find in this blog

    Winston Chong
    27 Oct 2014 | 6:45 am
    1. Porn: there are loads of online sexperts providing an excellent hand-y job in this area already.  2. Personal porn: you can have a ball of a time elsewhere ogling at female bloggers slash model slash actress slash race queen providing revealing selfies. No need for this nerd to pimp himself.3. Food porn: I don't own a DSLR nor do I get to eat for free. iEat, iBurp, iShit. 4. Word porn: I find scolding jerks using vulgarities or genitalia a lazy cop-out. There are far more flowery words to choose to insult someone with greater effect.5. Social porn: no inspirational quotes or…
  • This Singapore nerd's musings on himself (part 4)

    Winston Chong
    12 Oct 2014 | 10:24 pm
      Too proud to beg,Too dumb to steal,Too shy to ask,Too stiff to learn,Too meek to reject, Too smart to admit any of that*****   I don't go into discussions about whether I see my proverbial cup as half-empty or half-full. Because I always make sure my cup is overflowing at all times...with ice-cold beer. When I'm at play, it will be quench my thirst. When I'm at work, it will be dumped on those idiots who step on my toes, which I constantly need refilling! ***** A senior and longtime middle-aged female colleague had this weird notion that I'm still single and wanted to intro a…
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    Funny Lifestyle & Relationship Blog With A Snarky Twist: MelanysGuydlines - Melanys Guydlines

  • Don’t Be A Turkey: Vote For Me!

    Melany
    26 Nov 2014 | 9:17 pm
    This year has been absolutely insane for MelanysGuydlines. I can not thank you all enough for supporting me through this snarky journey! It is a labor of love, a lot of hard work, very little sleep and I need an assistant BUT it is all worth it! I mean really  – THANK YOU to all of those that support and those who don’t, what is wrong with you? Don’t worry, I know you will need me sooner or later. I mean, I need new haters because they all like me now. Is that snarky enough for you? I need new... Continue Reading
  • Win Official Lucky Star from International Star Registry ® : 2 Winners, $110 Value

    Melany
    19 Nov 2014 | 2:01 pm
    It is that time of year where we are all scrambling to find the perfect gift. Of course, you could buy someone flowers or give them chocolate but why not go to the extra mile? Like all the way to the Cosmos in our galaxy better known as the Milky Way. I mean – how cool is that? Did you know that you could officially name a star? The International Star Registry ® can make this dream come true for you. All I had to do when naming my star was decide on the name. This could be anyone –... Continue Reading
  • You Had Me At Wine In Paradise: Red Stitch Wine Event At Sanctuary On Camelback Mountain

    Melany
    16 Nov 2014 | 10:04 am
    This post is easy to write. The only part that would make it better is if I could do these things all over again. Do you think we could rewind the clock back a week or so just for me? Please? I have been a good girl! If I can’t do that then I will settle for sharing my must see, must eat, must drink and must travel things with you…well, that YOU MUST DO ASAP! Travel to Scottsdale Arizona and stay at the Sanctuary on Camelback Mountain. I received a press release about a Red Stitch wine event at... Continue Reading
  • Win $315 Monat Hair Care Package: The Natural & Healthy Hair Revolution

    Melany
    12 Nov 2014 | 8:08 pm
    Last week I introduced you to Hairfinity Hair Vitamins, which gives hair healthy nourishment from the inside out. So, why not let you in on another little secret to my healthy hair and what I use on the outside to achieve my voluptuous locks? Introducing MONAT Hair! The Monat hair care line is a naturally based and contains oils that help hair grow thicker, longer, stronger, healthy and youthful with long-lasting results. We all want that right? Especially, since the weather is turning cold and our hair, skin and nails are thirsty and not for Grey Goose. What can we do to... Continue…
  • The Higher The Hair The Closer To Healthy: Hairfinity

    Melany
    7 Nov 2014 | 11:25 am
      Summer is now officially gone (well, almost even though it was in the 80’s in Arizona yesterday). I love the sun…like a lot, a lot but not in I rolled around in a bag of Dorritos kind of way. Side note: please chill on the self-tanner ladies and if you must rub yourself orange – blend it, k? No one likes to see streaks on the back of your legs. It is inevitable that when the weather changes not only do I lose my tan but my skin and nails take a hit as well. Haven’t you noticed that... Continue Reading
 
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    Welcome to The Midside

  • Snyder Series: Watchmen

    themidside
    24 Nov 2014 | 7:53 pm
    We watch the Watchmen. You listen to the Midside men. In this entry in our special “Snyder Series,” we discuss everything Zack Snyder did to redeem the depressing graphic novel Watchmen when he made his movie adaptation. Just remember, the penis is not the point.
  • The Faceless Edition

    themidside
    18 Nov 2014 | 7:23 am
    Like John Cena, you can’t see us. We record this podcast from behind our computers. But, unlike the 50 other people on the internet, you know who we are. We discuss what facelessness means for many of our culture’s favorite causes. Also, in TV with JML, we further consider the Romantic/Naturalistic stylistic balance on The Walking Dead.
  • The Big Lie Edition

    themidside
    10 Nov 2014 | 10:27 pm
    “You can keep your plan.” “Christopher Nolan’s movies are cold and emotionless.” “I’ve never done this with a guy before.”  These lies and more come up as we discuss an admitted Obamacare lie, rave over Interstellar in our analysis of it, and get super honest when discussing lies we’ve told. We also premiere a new segment, Name a Narcissist.
  • The Speak Up Edition

    themidside
    3 Nov 2014 | 11:21 pm
    Are you tired of cats not calling you? We are, so we try to identify the reason they only call women. Along the way, we dispense some social justice and figure out what’s wrong with the current seasons of Doctor Who and The Walking Dead. Also, did you know Tim Cook is gay?
  • Winter Solider Gate

    themidside
    27 Oct 2014 | 6:29 pm
    Stop the downloads, there’s a schism in The Midside. Elliot loves Captain America: Winter Soldier whereas Justin hates it. In this special abridged episode, Daniel arbitrates the disagreement by giving his take and leading a discussion on the movie. But first, Elliot sorts out Justin and Daniel’s confusion over what Gamergame is about.
 
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    CheesyPeasy

  • Last Day on Earth

    cheesypeasy
    19 Nov 2014 | 7:23 am
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  • Scumbag Alcohol does it again

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    26 Oct 2014 | 1:23 am
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  • Gamers Life

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    24 Oct 2014 | 12:41 am
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  • That Summarizes Wresting

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    23 Oct 2014 | 4:55 pm
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  • People Need to Become More Aware

    cheesypeasy
    21 Oct 2014 | 10:35 pm
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    Funny Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes | Short Real Inspiring Stories

  • “You can only be lost if you have no purpose.”- Quotes, Jokes, Cartoons on Same Dress

    Malenadu
    27 Nov 2014 | 6:33 am
    The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right down to the youngest baby. "When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so we wouldn't lose any of them. Now," she added, looking around at her brood of nine, "I dress them alike so we won't pick up any that don't belong to us." Related Keywords- Good Funny Jokes on Purpose, Nice fun story by a mother, Comic intention while dressing, Joke on dressing nine children, Necessity humor, Quotes on purposes, Cartoon
  • “We always forget that tradition is/was a necessity by requirement.”- Quotes, Jokes, Cartoons on Vietnam War

    Malenadu
    26 Nov 2014 | 7:47 am
    In the early 60's an American reporter going around pre-war Vietnam was surprised to see a peasant riding a donkey while his wife, loaded down with bundles, trudged several yards behind. Shocked at this lack of chivalry, the American approached the Vietnamese and asked, "Aren't you ashamed to ride this donkey while your poor wife walks behind carrying all those goods?" "Tradition!" said the Vietnamese, holding up an admonitory finger; "Tradition!" Came the Vietnam War, and the reporter was back again as a war correspondent of his New York newspaper. Walking along a village road one evening he…
  • “Good death is its own reward.”- Joke, Cartoon, Quote on Diamond

    Malenadu
    25 Nov 2014 | 7:40 am
    A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it."This is the Masterson diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.""What's the curse?" the man asked."Mr. Masterson."Related Keywords- Very Funny Jokes on Diamond, Fun story on Curse of Diamonds, Comic incident while enquiring, Plane Joke, Businessman interest humor, Quotes on Good Death, Cartoons on Sacrifice
  • “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”- Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes on Renting

    Malenadu
    25 Nov 2014 | 6:55 am
    A commercial property owner has three shops in a row, all for rent. The first prospective lessee shows up, and says he wants to let the shop on the left. The owner says, "Fine, what kind of shop do you have?" The guy says, "A menswear shop." The owner tells him he gets free signage, and asks what he wants on the sign. "Menswear," says the man. A second guy comes along and wants to let the right hand shop. When asked he says he wants "Menswear" on his sign. The owner tells him that the lefthand shop will be the same. "No problem," says the man. Finally a third man comes along to let the middle…
  • “The hard consequences of life has nothing to do with your image/reputation.”- Joke, Cartoon, Quote on Obama

    Malenadu
    21 Nov 2014 | 5:46 am
    Barrack Obama was campaigning at an old age retirement home. He approached a woman, shook her hand and inquired."Do you know who I am?" "No," replied the old woman, "But if you go to the front desk, they'll tell you!"Related Keywords- Very Funny Jokes on old age, Comic Small Story with Barak Obama, Superb Awesome fun article on retirement home, Good humor comedy on reputation, Quotes on Image, Building Reputation Cartoon Joke
 
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    ghantagiri.com

  • French inventor claims his pills make farts smell like chocolate

    QRator
    26 Nov 2014 | 10:51 pm
    Christian Poincheval is a 65-year-old French inventor who has dedicated the past eight years of his life to making farts smell better. He claims that his Lutin Malin — which translates to "crafty imp" — line of pills ease digestion and "perfume" farts into smelling like roses or violets. #ghantagiri | www.ghantagiri.com
  • 99 iPhones not enough to sway Chinese girl-friend

    QRator
    12 Nov 2014 | 12:19 am
    A man from Guangzhou, China wanted to ditch his bachelor status for Singles Day, a Chinese holiday observed on Nov. 11 that encourages single people to mingle. The desperata suitor purchased 99 iPhone 6s and arranged the phones in the shape of a heart #ghantagiri | www.ghantagiri.com
  • BUY NOW! Sachin Tendulkar: Playing it My Way – My Autobiography

    QRator
    8 Nov 2014 | 1:42 pm
    BUY NOW! Sachin Tendulkar: #ghantagiri | www.ghantagiri.com
  • Best News Bloopers October 2014

    QRator
    31 Oct 2014 | 11:34 pm
    Funny news bloopers that hit the internet this month. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! BEST NEWS BLOOPERS 2012 http://youtu.be/gesm2CiVbuo BEST NEWS BLOOPERS 2013 http://youtu.be/7OihpIHUYYU Best News Bloopers October 2014 http://youtu.be/HX0l6MpbqbA Best News Bloopers September 2014 http://youtu.be/RZw6POpZ9bA Best News Bloopers August 2014 http://youtu.be/EX7KjGW4Wm4 Best News Bloopers July 2014 http://youtu.be/LUHR1eNLZGo Best News Bloopers June 2014 http://youtu.be/BGpNTNjlZns Best News Bloopers May 2014 http://youtu.be/dW063RjQ0Zo Best News Bloopers April 2014 http://youtu.be/FspuwbI3fKM Best News…
  • With Singorama You’ll Learn to Sing Like a Professional!

    QRator
    20 Oct 2014 | 10:50 pm
    Discover how to improve your vocal range by at least one octave! – With #ghantagiri | www.ghantagiri.com
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    GiGi Eats Celebrities

  • Maria Menounos, Thank You!

    GiGi
    25 Nov 2014 | 6:48 am
    We should all really be thankful every single day of our lives… However Thanksgiving week tends to bring out the thankfulness in even the deadliest of hippos… That being said… I just want to take a minute to appreciate a few things* I feel as though I have been taking for granted lately…. So thank you… EGGPLANT for… Being a silky smooth “operator” and taking a page from the Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger’s book and morphing into lasagna noodles for all those paleo, gluten-free, [Read On!]
  • Cozy Up With A Bowl of Johnny Depp

    GiGi
    18 Nov 2014 | 5:17 am
    We all have fantasies, am I right? Some of us want to run a marathon in under a two hours… Others want to feed their signature recipes to Al Roker as he reports the weather on the Today Show… While a select few of us want to go sledding down a frozen cloud, splashing into a hot spring filled with Ryan Gosling and Reynolds clones… Only to be immediately served some sizzling salmon skin by Eric Winter in gonad squeezers… Oh, [Read On!]
  • Mean Girls Is Quite The Holiday Movie

    GiGi
    11 Nov 2014 | 7:55 pm
    “Okay seriously Christmas, I’m sorry that [you’re] so jealous of me… I can’t help that I’m so popular!” “Shove a Kalteen Bar in your pie whole, Thanksgiving. PS: Stop trying to make ‘FETCH’ happen.” “I can stick my fist in my mouth,” New Year’s Eve chimed in. At that absurd comment, both Thanksgiving and Christmas looked at New Year’s Eve with utter disgust and downright embarrassment. Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Eve, on the surface seem to be civil with [Read On!]
  • Identity Crisis Cake Doughnuts

    GiGi
    4 Nov 2014 | 5:23 am
    This shop is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Pollinate Media Group® and Pure Via®, but all my opinions are my own. #pmedia #PureViaSweet http://my-disclosur.es/OBsstV Some days I wake up in the morning and think I am Blake Lively. However, I am quickly reminded that I am not… When I turn over, trying to grab for Ryan Reynolds’ man boobs… Only to embrace… Filbert. I’m not the only one who sometimes thinks they’re something they’re actually not… This tomato thinks it’s [Read On!]
  • Water You Drinking?

    GiGi
    28 Oct 2014 | 5:20 am
    You’d think one of the worst experiences when drinking water is to chug a few gulps… Only to notice… Some teeny, tiny, fluffy bunnies… Or excuse me, food particles (perhaps some left over cinnamon bun from four days ago… Or remnants of the Honey Nut Cheerios you gobbled up this morning…) floating around in it. Wait, was that even your water? I know when this happens to me, I don’t need to grab a spoon in order to make myself [Read On!]
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    PMSLweb

  • Thanksgiving funnies – A humoristic holiday treat

    FROZ
    27 Nov 2014 | 6:37 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersThanksgiving funnies – As each year, on the 4th Thursday of November, millions of Americans (around 88%) will be celebrating Thanksgiving, which turns out to be the second favorite holiday just behind Christmas. Once more, this year, over 46 000 000 turkeys are expected to be dished out during this family feast, and throughout the average 5.5h required to bake the poultry, firefighters should be called around 69 times… Since we’re quoting numbers, and before we get stuck into our Thanksgiving funny picture collection, did you know…
  • Hump day fun zone – The midweek loony bin welcomes you

    FROZ
    26 Nov 2014 | 4:35 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersHump day fun zone – Why not take a few minutes, in order to appreciate the breathtaking scenery the peak of the week has to offer? Can you hear the distant chuckles and sneers emanating from the horizon? If yes, then perfect, just close your eyes and let yourself be guided by the latter; you should be amongst us in no time…. Wishing you a lighthearted PMSLweb moment! This post Hump day fun zone – The midweek loony bin welcomes you appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
  • Priceless Tuesday – A collection of Witty pictures

    FROZ
    25 Nov 2014 | 12:39 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersPriceless Tuesday – Drum roll and standing ovation ladies and gentlemen, in order to greet our infamous guest : the one and only Tuesday! The front line groupies are kindly asked to get their act together, catch a breath and take a step back, as we truly do prefer not having to ask our security services to kick-in. Now that we’re all set, let’s wait no longer and get the ball rolling. Wishing you a jocular PMSLweb moment! This post Priceless Tuesday – A collection of Witty pictures appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the…
  • Stephen King humor – Dedicated to the master of horror

    FROZ
    23 Nov 2014 | 8:56 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersStephen King humor – Born on September 21st 1947 in Portland (Maine), author Stephen Edwin King is undeniably the master of horror and suspense as far as novel writing is concerned. With over 350 million copies sold all across the world – not to mention famous movie and television adaptations of his novels – who could possibly pretend otherwise? King has received the medal of Distinguished Contribution to American letters, as well as various awards, including the British Fantasy Society award, the Bram Stoker award, the…
  • Saturday madness – Beware funny zone ahead

    FROZ
    22 Nov 2014 | 8:46 am
    PMSLweb - Piss Myself laughing - The Internet ScavengersSaturday madness – Time for us to submit to your appreciation a new selection of funny pictures. Bearing in mind that the percentage of funny bone linked accidents hit peaks on the weekend, we highly insist that you take all required precautions before going any further; as evidently we take not responsibility or liability to any jaw dislocations or other similar incidents. Wishing you a mischievous PMSLweb.com This post Saturday madness – Beware funny zone ahead appeared first on PMSLweb , home of the Internet Scavengers!
 
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    WordPress.com News

  • Black Friday Special: A Year of Unlimited Premium Themes

    Ran
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:00 pm
    Our Black Friday special is a great way to get your blog ready for the new year. This weekend, every purchase of WordPress.com Premium will include a free year of unlimited access to all our premium themes — a $120 USD value — so you can use any theme at no extra cost. The special sale starts just after midnight on Friday, November 28th, and ends just before midnight, on Monday, December 1st, for all time zones. That’s right: this year, our offer will go live on Black Friday and remain in effect through Cyber Monday, and will be available on these dates across the globe,…
  • Explore Longform with Writing 201

    Michelle W.
    21 Nov 2014 | 7:00 am
    We often think of blog posts as being just a few paragraphs long, or being a “less serious” kind of writing. Not so! In this challenge, we’ll focus on writing longform pieces that are equally at home on your blog or in a magazine. Whether you have trouble organizing your thoughts in longer pieces of writing or simply want to challenge yourself as a blogger, Writing 201: Beyond the Blog Post can help. What is Writing 201: Beyond the Blog Post? Writing 201: Beyond the Blog Post is a four-week course to help those beginning to explore longform writing (or who are frustrated…
  • Just Released: New Blogging U. Ebooks

    Ben Huberman
    10 Nov 2014 | 8:00 am
    Our recent Writing 101 and Writing 201 Blogging U. courses were a huge success — so we thought you should be able to enjoy them even if your schedule didn’t allow you to take them in real time. We’re happy to announce that both courses are now offered as free ebooks, available for download in .pdf, .mobi (Kindle), and .epub (iBooks) formats. While conceived with nonfiction writers in mind, fiction writers (we know you’re out there, NaNoWriMo participants!) could find both courses just as useful. Which ebook should you choose? Writing 101: Build a Blogging Habit…
  • Emoji Everywhere 🎃

    Marcus Kazmierczak
    6 Nov 2014 | 3:05 pm
    Emoji? What are they? “Emoji” is a Japanese term meaning “picture character.” It’s a standard for showing smileys and other little symbols inside text. But unlike traditional smileys that are made up of a sequence of letters like , every emoji has its own letter. Emoji blossomed on smartphones, where quickly picking out an emoji is often faster than typing out a long sentence. Today we’re rolling out hundreds and hundreds of emoji across WordPress.com — 872 to be exact. Do they look familiar? That’s because Twitter has graciously decided to open-source their entire set,…
  • New Themes: Editor and Sequential

    David A. Kennedy
    6 Nov 2014 | 7:16 am
    Today, we have two new free themes ready for you! Editor Meet Editor, a new addition to our theme collection designed by Mike McAlister at Array. Geared toward personal bloggers and photo bloggers, Editor features big typography and images and a tab-based sidebar with a spot for featured posts, a site logo, and a social links menu. Editor makes it easy to put a personal stamp on your site or blog. Learn more about the free Editor theme at the Theme Showcase, or preview it by going to Appearance → Themes. Sequential Crafted by Thomas Guillot, Sequential is a contemporary, clean, and…
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    Humoropedia

  • 12 Funny Star Wars Memes + Darth Vader Memes

    Clever Cleverinski
    25 Nov 2014 | 9:03 pm
    Check out these really funny Star Wars memes. They include some of the best Darth Vader memes ever made. They read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
  • 23 Funny Kevin Hart Jokes

    Clever Cleverinski
    24 Nov 2014 | 7:44 pm
    These Kevin Hart jokes will sure make you laugh. They are the best and funniest you will ever find. 1. read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
  • Does This Woman Deserve 186$ Million Court Gave Her?

    Clever Cleverinski
    24 Nov 2014 | 2:27 pm
    In a strange twist of fate, the woman terminated from her job got a paycheck for 186$ million dollars. The read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
  • UBER CONTROVERSY: How Uber Has Partnered With Mafia

    Clever Cleverinski
    23 Nov 2014 | 11:53 pm
    The next time you order a car from Uber, make sure you paid your debts to organized crime. From now read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
  • 16 Chris Brown Jokes

    Clever Cleverinski
    23 Nov 2014 | 2:21 pm
    These Chris Brown jokes will sure make you laugh out loud. They include all the best jokes regular people and read more » Get high on funny humor: Visit Humoropedia ©2013 Humoropedia Inc. Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this in your feed reader or on Humoropedia.com, then the site is guilty of copyright infringement. Please email the site's url to *protected email*
 
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  • Banned From Walmart

    Mbeddau
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:49 pm
      Sourced from our friends at I-AM-BORED.com Click below for more from them The post Banned From Walmart appeared first on I Hate Working In Retail.
  • This Video Compares Black Friday Shopping From 1983 With Present Day

    Mbeddau
    26 Nov 2014 | 12:24 pm
    “Black Friday” comes earlier and earlier, it seems. Stores are opening at 6pm ON THANKSGIVING this year around. There’s people that have been camping out in front of stores. It never used to be like that. No sir. You’d drive around at a pleasant speed and maybe bump into people. You’d say, “Oh, excuse me,” […] The post This Video Compares Black Friday Shopping From 1983 With Present Day appeared first on I Hate Working In Retail.
  • A eulogy for RadioShack, The half dead Retail Empire

    Mbeddau
    26 Nov 2014 | 11:51 am
    This may very well be RadioShack’s final holiday season. Jon, a former employee, looks back on a strange, craven, five thousand-fingered strip-mall monster from a forgotten age. RadioShack won’t be the only store to open on Thanksgiving Day, but it might be the only one of its particular makeup to do so. This isn’t Walmart […] The post A eulogy for RadioShack, The half dead Retail Empire appeared first on I Hate Working In Retail.
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  • absrdCOMEDY’s #WhenToPanic via @BreezyPuffs: The Top Picks

    Breezy Puffs
    27 Nov 2014 | 2:30 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor So many great tweets for #WhenToPanic. It wasn’t easy but here are #SheNaniGans (@breezypuffs‘s) top picks: At the Thanksgiving table, your cousin whispers to you, "I tea bagged the turkey" #WhenToPanic @BreezyPuffs @HashtagShenani — Dusty Earl (@ButtKrustyDusty) November 26, 2014 #WhenToPanic sitting in a windowless exam room at the doctor's office to get treated for panic attacks — a tofurkey totally (@OliveStuff) November 26, 2014 #WhenToPanic when the wheel from your car passes you — Twice Baked Baker's…
  • A Grumpy Old Man’s Guide to Thanksgiving

    The Lake Beast
    27 Nov 2014 | 2:12 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor The Pilgrims were the only ones who ever did Thanksgiving right. They left their families behind in another country and they moved far away. The modern-day Thanksgivings is a time for giant floats, shopping, and getting back in touch with your therapist. Reluctantly, Thanksgiving remains a time for family regardless of the fact if the majority of the time spent is avoiding them. No one has better advice on surviving Thanksgiving than that Grumpy Old Man who knows everything! Preparation: The Battle Begins Q: When it’s your turn to host Thanksgiving…
  • Zombies In The History Of Thanksgiving

    R.I.P.
    27 Nov 2014 | 2:06 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor Jamestown, VA – The fourth Thursday of every November has been set aside for the tradition of family arguments, yelling at televisions, and preparing for the apocalypse known as Black Friday, since Congress approved it in 1941. Historians have called 1609 the “Starving Time” due to severe famine within the colony of Jamestown. Indeed, only 60 of the original 214 settlers were still breathing by the following spring. It was during this famine which is where history and fact become muddled. Evidence has come forth that the first Thanksgiving was…
  • Настоящее Путин – Putin Cites Turkey Pardon As Obama’s ‘Greatest Achievement’

    Igor G. Laskovich
    27 Nov 2014 | 1:35 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor WASHINGTON – “Without doubt, this is his greatest achievement — the one history will not forget,” Russian President Vladimir said today as he joined President Obama in the White House for the annual pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey. “I am humbled by Vlady’s words and thank him from the bottom of my GOP-humiliated heart,” Obama said as he held his hand over Gobbles, a Broad Breasted White turkey weighing 39 pounds that was born and raised on an Ohio farm, where it will now return to live a free-range life of ease, at least until the farm…
  • absrdCOMEDY’s #NewStarWarsSpoilers @midnight: Our Top Picks

    Jeff Dwoskin
    27 Nov 2014 | 1:01 am
    absrdCOMEDY - open source humor Comedy Central’s social media-minded game show @midnight continues to blow up Twitter with its nightly #HashtagWars. We present to you our completely subjective Top Tweet’s from #NewStarWarsSpoilers, in no particular order. (Special guest tweet picker – #hashtagwarrior @bigmacher) Yoda & Luke have become an "item." @midnight #NewStarWarsSpoilers pic.twitter.com/AZoU3o1dcw — Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) November 27, 2014 Carrie Fisher wears the slave Leia costume throughout the whole film, despite heavy protests.
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    Peak Perspective

  • GOTTA HAVE A GOTT!

    peakperspective
    22 Nov 2014 | 7:39 pm
    And now for something completely different … This week is the grand unveiling of the crackerjack cartoon collection of Peak Perspective’s illustrator extraordinaire—Robin Gott. We’ve been ballyhooing this exciting event for ten months, and have decided that for this first year Rob will create and put FIFTY calendars up for sale. The cost is approximately […]
  • I’ve Learned My Lesson

    peakperspective
    15 Nov 2014 | 8:11 pm
    The other day I mentally took inventory of the most important people in my life. Strangely enough, Ben & Jerry did not quite make the short list. They were close, but had to be cut in order to make room for all the Glens and Bens in my whisky cabinet. Some of these folks would […]
  • Falling Off the Map

    peakperspective
    8 Nov 2014 | 6:58 pm
    I am a big fan of maps. I am a big admirer of spontaneity. The two are not usually found holding hands. But recently, I spied them making come hither looks at one another and decided to watch an unlikely romance blossom. Being a timely planner, getting my hands on the ultimate map for purposes of […]
  • Ode to a Pot Roast

    peakperspective
    1 Nov 2014 | 7:23 pm
    Ode to a Pot Roast If ever there was a form of food So humble in its name It’d have to be this hunk of meat A winter insurance claim. To hear it mentioned as for sup Elicits moans and sighs To see it brought upon a plate Will bring on widened eyes. Choosing a […]
  • Give Me the Straight Dope

    peakperspective
    25 Oct 2014 | 7:17 pm
    General words of wisdom suggest everything in moderation, right? But I’ve got an itsy bitsy, teeny weenie, steamy kind of dreamy need for podcasts. And I think my weakness might hover right on the edge of addiction. I actually crave my daily dose with an urgency that suggests the necessity for an intervention. I’m a […]
 
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    Robot Butt

  • How to Successfully Cover Up a Thanksgiving Fart

    The Robot Butt Staff
    27 Nov 2014 | 9:47 am
    It’s Thanksgiving, which means you’re going to be in some pretty close quarters with a lot of family members. And with all the food and alcohol flowing this time of year, you, like any human, will be susceptible to unavoidable farts.But you don’t have to worry yourself into oblivion that people will find out what you did. Here are some ways to successfully cover up that fart of yours:Constantly hover around the youngest and oldest of your party guests.The moment you feel a fart coming, start tapping the side of your glass to call for a toast. The tapping will cover the fart…
  • Empty Nest Mom Now Dog Pack Leader

    Robot Butt News Corp.
    27 Nov 2014 | 9:23 am
    Cleveland, OH – Arriving at home for Thanksgiving, recent college grad and youngest child of single mom Diana Mitchell, James Mitchell was surprised to find that his mother had transitioned from a working mother to some sort of pack leader for three large dogs.Walking in the door, James was excited to see his mom and then head to his grandmother’s for a large Thanksgiving dinner. But instead of walking in to a flurry of hugs and “how are you’s,” he was instead greeted with a quiet group of dogs surrounding his mother and staring at him suspiciously.After a few…
  • St. Louis Walmart’s “Bigger & Blacker Black Friday” to Never End

    Robot Butt News Corp.
    26 Nov 2014 | 1:15 pm
    St. Louis, MO – Wanting to fully capitalize on this year’s amped-up Black Friday sales, St. Louis-area Walmart manager Chad Wellmington announced that his store’s enlarged Black Friday will be an unending lock-in event.“What’s the point in leaving?” said Wellmington, clear excitement dripping through his voice. “Walmart has everything you need, and while we’re already letting everyone raid the in-store Pizza Hut, there’s certainly no reason to let anyone out. They can get everything they need here.”Starting at midnight Thursday, any customer who enters the Walmart…
  • Cat Wrestling

    M. Shea Stanley
    26 Nov 2014 | 8:09 am
  • CBS to Add “Gasp Track” to Dramas

    Robot Butt News Corp.
    26 Nov 2014 | 5:56 am
    Hollywood, CA – In a bold move, CBS announced today that it will be adding “gasp tracks” to all of its televised dramas following the holiday break.“Looking at the numbers for Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly and The Big Bang Theory, it’s clear that Americans don’t have time to think about the shows they’re watching,” said Martin Shapiro, CBS programming director. “They want to be told when to laugh, and when to laugh really hard. So we thought, maybe they don’t know when to be shocked either.”The strategy will be applied to all CBS dramas, including popular programs…
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  • 25 Most Hilarious Help Wanted Signs

    admin
    27 Nov 2014 | 4:46 am
    This is a collection of the top 25 most hilarious help wanted signs. Would you apply for a job at a place that had one of these signs? I know I sure would!
  • Thanksgiving Pinterest Fails

    admin
    26 Nov 2014 | 11:41 pm
    The extremely popular photo pinning site Pinterest is packed full of creative holiday foods, snacks, crafts, and other ideas. This is a compilation of some of the worst Thanksgiving Pinterest Fails.
  • Expectations vs Reality

    admin
    26 Nov 2014 | 8:34 pm
    We all know how true these photos are. We think one thing, when in reality, it is no where near that.
  • 10 Most Amazing Castles In The World

    admin
    26 Nov 2014 | 7:21 pm
    There a few things that take us back in time more than castles. Most castles we think of come from movies like Lord of The Rings or are the result of some sort of elaborate Disney design. But Disney has nothing on the 10 most amazing castles in the world. Some have been kept up and look brand new, but others have been left to grow vines, plants and suffer from erosion. But I would still live in any of them in a heart beat. 1. Mont-Saint Michel, France Located in an island commune in Normandy, France it is 247 acres in size. It has been used as a monastery as well as a strategic…
  • Video Proving Why Women Should Not Drive

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    26 Nov 2014 | 10:27 am
    Incredibly funny video clip that is more proof why women should not drive.
 
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  • Ultimate Topless Fails | “Dude, Put A Shirt On” || FailArmy

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    4 Nov 2014 | 12:05 pm
    Soldiers! Don’t get caught without a shirt like these guys. Gear up with an exclusive “Fail is the New Win” t-shirt, available for the next 2 weeks only. Click here to get yours: http://bit.ly/FailIsTheNewWin Click to SUBSCRIBE for more awesome Fails! ► http://bit.ly/failarmySubmit a Video ► http://bit.ly/SubmitToFailArmyClick to get Fail Army Gear! ► http://bit.ly/FailArmyStore Like us on Facebook! ► http://bit.ly/FailArmyFacebookFollow us on Twitter! ► http://bit.ly/FailArmyTwitterInstagram►http://bit.ly/FailArmyInstagramTumblr►…
  • Dirtbike River Plunge | Dirtbikes Don’t Swim

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    4 Nov 2014 | 10:00 am
    During a race at Extreme Lagares, this dirt bike rider doesn’t give his bike enough momentum to jump over this stream. Original Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_yfy9KA14ISUBSCRIBE for awesome videos every day!: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoLIKE us on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoFBFOLLOW us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoTwitterShort vids on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoInstagramShorter vids on VINE: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoVineWHAT TO WATCH NEXT:Mountain Bike Gap Crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4l8hfUazvoDeer Wearing Donut:…
  • Fake Ads in Movies – Supercut

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    4 Nov 2014 | 9:54 am
    Become a Screen Junkie! ►► http://bit.ly/sjsubscr When movies aren’t selling you real stuff, they love selling you fake stuff as well. Check out this supercut of some of the best ads for products that never existed! Movies used: Robocop (1987), Goodfellas, Wreck-It Ralph, Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Jack and Jill, Jingle All the Way, Toy Story, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Serenity, Ghostbusters, Happy Gilmore, Batman (1989), Lost in Translation, Anchorman 2, Prometheus, Punch-Drunk Love, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Talladega Nights, The Running Man, Tommy Boy,…
  • Everything Wrong With V For Vendetta

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    4 Nov 2014 | 7:42 am
    Remember, remember, the 5th of November. Which… is actually tomorrow, but whatever. We’re close enough to get credit for releasing this video on the movie’s famous date. Oh, also, there are a bunch of sins here, so… buckle up. Thursday: Time Traveling sins. Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie’s sins do YOU want to see recounted? Tweet us: http://twitter.com/cinemasinsTumble us: http://cinema-sins.tumblr.comCall us: 405-459-7466Reddit with us: http://reddit.com/r/cinemasins
  • Motorcycle Race Crash | Bunk Bikes

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    4 Nov 2014 | 4:00 am
    During a moto-cross race, Matt Hammer got amazing POV footage of one competitor landing on top of another while jumping off a dirt ramp. Thankfully no one was seriously hurt. Original Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEwg7AqmVIoSUBSCRIBE for awesome videos every day!: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoLIKE us on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoFBFOLLOW us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoTwitterShort vids on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoInstagramShorter vids on VINE: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoVineWHAT TO WATCH NEXT:Double Dirt Bike Fail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T2nsGScfYYMountain…
 
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  • Rajini and Khusboo- Politically speaking

    sriksubbu
    26 Nov 2014 | 7:10 pm
    Rajinikanth and Khushboo- Politically speaking created a new set of headlines. One created heightened anticipation yet again by adopting a sitting on the fence approach while the other boldly jumped it. The post Rajini and Khusboo- Politically speaking appeared first on Dho-Da!.
  • Lingaa – why you will not believe this story

    sriksubbu
    22 Nov 2014 | 11:27 pm
    It is 18 days (25920 minutes, 1555200 seconds) to the launch of Lingaa, and we can’t wait to wish our superstar a Happy Birthday and storm the theaters. We are anxious to see our Thalaivar in his youthful form and look forward to seeing two of him. Will it be like Endhiran where we see the fight between the good (Vasee) and bad (Chitti), or will it be the classical family duel in Nettrikann, where the womanizing father overshadows the subdued son? Will it be like the glorious switch and bait act like Billa? Will we get to catch glimpses of Moondru Mugam Alex Pandian or the “Ayyam Pettai…
  • Chikku Bukku Rail

    sriksubbu
    18 Nov 2014 | 7:05 pm
    If there is one thing we all probably have in common is our love for trains. The sheer anticipation of a long trip, making the reservation, the packing, the trip to the station, the strategy of securing a window seat- They are all individual adventures imprinted on the fabric of our memory. The post Chikku Bukku Rail appeared first on Dho-Da!.
  • Everybody needs a platform

    sriksubbu
    17 Nov 2014 | 11:23 am
    We witnessed magic at the GPTM (Greater Portland Tamizh Mandram) function this saturday. How do a bunch of elementary and middle school kids bring this hypnotic and spell binding effect? Talent? You betcha. Vijay TV: Are you watching? The post Everybody needs a platform appeared first on Dho-Da!.
  • Mahabharat to Ponniyin Selvan- Part I

    sriksubbu
    12 Nov 2014 | 3:33 pm
    We didn't want Arjuna and Krishna to be separated. We knew a beautiful woman was hiding behind Kunti. We wanted the fiery temper of Aaditha Karikalan to come out, and the graceful charm of Kundhavai and bubbly nature of Vanathi. So here is Dho-Da's wish list for Ponniyin Selvan cast. If they happen, Dho-Da will want rights to the production. The post Mahabharat to Ponniyin Selvan- Part I appeared first on Dho-Da!.
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  • The fight to save a beached Blue Whale!

    zeus
    24 Nov 2014 | 10:41 pm
    November sees a lot of giant cetaceans — the group of animals that includes whales, dolphins and porpoises — move about in the waters of the Pacific Ocean off Nicaragua. While most of these mysterious marine animals enjoy safe passage, some of them, tragically, end up on beaches, trapped by receding tides, and are left to the mercy of humans and predatory animals. On a few occasions, they find friends in sensitive humans. That’s what happened at Nicaragua’s Popoyo Beach on November 14, when over two dozen tourists and locals put their hands together and threw their…
  • Bastards of War!

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    22 Nov 2014 | 7:29 am
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  • Live Tv!

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    22 Nov 2014 | 7:25 am
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  • Can Anyone Please Explain This ?

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    22 Nov 2014 | 7:21 am
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  • My Swag!

    zeus
    20 Nov 2014 | 12:17 pm
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